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I'm gonna go back to the

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bathroom.
What?
Welcome back to the cutting
buffoons. Podcast. My name's
Dylan. I'm Rachel. and Andrew's
over there fixing our stuff.
Yeah. He doesn't get to

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introduce himself. Yeah, no.
Sorry. Get that proven. Yeah.
You're no longer white. Lost
all privileges. That's crazy.
All like, well, that's how it
works. Every single privilege
known to man. So, if you lose
one, you lose like every
single one. Oh my god. Your

(00:44):
stuff is in the way. That's not
you put it. Why is Dylan like
on top of that? Yeah. Uh
because you guys haven't
cleaned your mat up yet. Yeah,
Don. That's all your part. I
got your mat. It's not my
parts. It doesn't matter. Yeah.
You're not putting it on there.
No, that's all no. No. No.
Halo. Halo. There's your back

(01:05):
seat or back rest. I'm not
putting that on. There's your
gas tank. I'm never going to
have a passenger anyway. That's
true. None of us are except for
your dog. Whoa. Why would you
not have passengers? One? I
don't trust myself. So, I 100%
trust myself. I don't. If you
die, it's your fault. Yeah, but

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it's not your fault. No.
Sometimes, I mean, some people
don't need to ride behind a
motorcycle. I mean, yeah, like
there are certain people I've
had behind me that I've just
stopped and been like, get off
my bike. You're going to get us
killed. I can do that. Are you

(01:49):
into the AM ASMR now? Nope.
I'm into the AM sound. A symbol
Merk rational. America sound
America. A symbol save. Mark.

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No, no. Hang on. I got a
symbol. I gotta go get my phone.
Merk racism. My phone's right
right there. I like it. Where's
your phone? It's right there. I
don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. We're in a 10
building. Fair point. Well, it's
not really 10 but I don't get
service in my house. Mine's it's

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not 10 but yours is completely
surrounded by 10 but I also
don't get stuff out there in the
first place. I'll just do a
service anywhere where you are.
Except for the internet. My mom
got locked out of the house.
Yeah, she called me and she was
like, are you? No, wait. My
sister texted me, right? She's
like, I'm going to call her.

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She's like, mama's locked out of
the house and I just called
mama. She was like, what do you
want? I was like, I'll just
call her. I heard you were
locked out of the house. She's
called the Harass. Yeah, she
was like, you're a loser. Just
hung up. She called me back.
Okay, that's it. That's what I
was expecting whatsoever. That's
what we said, isn't it?
Autonomous sensory meridian

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response is a tingling
sensation that usually begins
on the scalp and moves down the
back of the spine. So, me and
my mom, we're like, is this
going to hurt? Yeah. You all
said autonomous. Yeah, we said
that. Sentry. Yeah. Okay. You
said the little tingly feeling
that comes out of my spine.
Yeah. You said when I hear
certain noises, I go, I get

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that. I get that feeling when
I'm like, oh,
Oh, no.
Oh, you're going to take what?
It's my spidey senses. Yeah, I'm
actually a spider man. So, so
you're like, oh, I'm going to
do it. No, but I don't. I don't
do it like Zesty like that.
You're Spider-Man but you can't

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solve any crime because you
have nothing to swing off of.
I'm Spider-Man but like it it
it I get to tingle after the
danger happens.
So, like you're a normal
human being. You get hit in the
head and then all of a sudden,
you're like, oh, I feel like
something's going to hit me.
Why? Careful. That's just

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because Spider-Man sucked at
his job. The whole premise of
Spider-Man's always confused
me because it's he's just
strong. Well, I mean like he's
got the spider grip. He's got
the strength. He's got the you
know, you know, my spine tingles
or whatever but like. Do

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spiders actually do that? I
don't know. I mean, they can
some of them do. I think they
can sense when you're staring
at a spider. Yeah, I've looked
at a spider and turn its head
and look at me. You think
their hair like is like
tentacles or something. It does
pick up on vibrations in the
air to like they are. They have

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like extremely good senses.
There's a lot of that one right
there but still like you got
Spider-Man like what's
I think I touched that. You're
you're fifteen. I you you get
a super hero. I'm fixing the
world. That's that's what I'm

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saying. Like, are you going to
be a superhero or are you just
going to make tons of money?
I'm sitting in the world. They're
like, yo, a billion dollars. Go
kill this guy. I'm like, I got
you. Who is he? What did he do?
I don't even know that. No, who
is he? Where is he? No, don't
even tell me who he is. Where
is he? If you could have one

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of those, I would be a
superhero. Teleportation. No,
you can't. You gotta be
original because I said that
first. So, you gotta say that.
I've always wanted that but my
thing would always be would it
hurt or like it depends on it.
It depends on like where you
get your teleportation like
what if you're basing it off of

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universes already, what you're
basing it off of? So, would you
be able to do that? I've always
wanted teleportation but if I
had to do a strong second,
After this, we're going to talk
about our favorite superheroes
because this ties in. I already

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turned the oven off. It's good.
Mm hmm. I didn't get the food
out but I turned it off. It
shouldn't burn.
He's leaving the podcast, guys.
He's walking out. That's crazy.
I will edit it out. No, no,
no, that's alright. But no, I

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think to have like a strong
sense over everyone kind of.
You want to be an an aura
farmer. You just want to have
an insane amount of aura. Like
just be better. Like you like
you want to be you want to you
want to always be surrounded by

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an insane amount of aura. Just
be like like you walk in the
room and crows fly around this
guy, bro. It's like it's like
dang, I have no chance with
ladies anymore. That or like,
you know, if I mess with this
guy, I will die. So, wait, what
do you mean by a strong sense

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over everybody? Like
I'm not sure. Well, hang on.
There's like it would be like
if someone, I don't think you
should turn that on in the
podcast. Is he using that? I
hope not. Okay, a strong sense

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over it. Like, let's say you
had a thing like a sense in
your mind, right? Like, a
thought of work. A thought.
Yeah. Like, let's say you, oh,
I'm going to kill him now. I
can't be able to manipulate
people pretty much. I have a
strong what what would be cool
is like being able to if anyone

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is threatening you and like
before they even like think
about it, you just know like
you know that person's
intending on like you know the
action everybody's going to
make for like not like a a
billion times in the future or
like a million times in the
future. So, you can't you know

(08:33):
the action somebody's going to
make and you can like pick
which person you another good
one. My opinion would be like a
danger sense type of thing.
That would be awesome. Spidey
Tingle better because Spidey
Tingle don't work half the
time. Well, it doesn't work if
he's not feeling right, you
know, I mean, this is anything
like this doesn't even have to
be a malicious intent. So, what
Dylan meant by

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like, I'm going to say go kill
him and the guy walks over there
and kills him but it'd be
everybody across the world. I
could do it in an instant. So,
in other words, god.
Alright. So, my favorite
superpower would be you know,
I mean, I'm I'm I'm no, I'm I'm
I'm I'm omniscience. I'm

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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
sure we're going to go with
that. Like what's favorite
superpower or just one you
know, I'm going to go with no
offense. It's hard because it's
like what I think in real world
modern day times,
teleportation would be the most
handy one. It would be an
extremely handy one. I also

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wouldn't mind and I think it's
just cool like Wolverine like
just his healing powers and his
strength and I don't really care
about the anemone and all but
they aren't the healing powers
a part of his anemone. No, no,
the the the reason he was able
to heal was his healing powers
allowed him to heal through the
process of grafting, you know,

(10:01):
molten metal onto his entire
skeleton and it was constantly
killing him and then his his
super strength allows him to
like actually move it all
because he's like 500 freaking
pound or something like it's
ridiculous like a five three.
Yeah, he's like a tiny little
bowling ball of lead. Just his
healing powers would be and like
just his his his senses and his

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his strength would be an
incredible thing. I mean, I
thought you were talking about
it while you were gone. I I
thought Dylan was talking about
like, you know, or is Okay,
well, I'm trying to think of an
anime he's seen. You know, like
when Levi walks in the room and
everybody just looks at him
like, dang, this guy's better

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than you. Yeah, that's like,
that's what or is in now. That's
how we what people call it. I
thought he was talking about
just like you walk in the room
and everybody's like, dang, I
have no chance of ladies. I
don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. Naruto. I explained
it. It's like a touchy. The guy
who doesn't have a broken arm
holds his arm like this all the
time. Turns into crows to

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disappear. like just like
people who just like are
overly cool but probably make
it look cool, you know? I guess
it's because like when people
try to look cool, it's like you
did. You did not look cool. I

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don't know. Yeah, no. It just
makes you crippled, bro. I don't
want that power. I'm pretty
sure he got shot. pretty sure
he got shot. Not his power.
That's his nerve. Yeah, I think
he got shot. Yeah, if you like,
he's going to go off in the
movies. I think even in the
comic, some of the comic lines,
I might have got shot. Nope.
But there's one of them where

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he's walking because he doesn't
have his powers when he's in the
bad lands or whatever. Exactly.
His powers nerfed him. His
powers are like, you got like
you got like Magneto, you know,
like, we'll see. There's powers
like juggernaut. No one would be
able to stop you. There's no
juggernaut. It's not a mutant.
He's just built different. No,

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he he got that stone or
whatever but but he's built
different. He the only person
who can stop him is Xavier. No,
it's Xavier. Yeah, I'm getting
in his head. Oh, another. Oh, I
don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. I don't know. What
is it? Go try this out. You
just want to turn into a

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devil. It's pretty much what I
mean. The devil and like
juggernaut got the crimson stone
and so like he literally is
like channeling the power of
some ancient deity but he's
better. You know, but the only
thing is like the way they show
him getting beat up in Deadpool
and I just think there's no way
because you have the way as long

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as he is moving, his his thing
is like he's not going to stop
so like as long as he's moving
like if you can ever catch him
sitting still, he's he doesn't
have his momentum going. You
know, if he's charging at you
like what fifteen miles an hour,
you're never going to stop.
That's like even like Hulk. It's
like so underrated because
what's his power anger? Yeah.

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Gamma radiation. No, it's his
power is anger. Gamma radiation
is what gives him his power but
the angrier he gets, same with
Deadpool, his power is rage.
How in the world do you stop
rage with a gun like no one's

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going to be happy with a bullet
to their face. Well, yeah,
that's why I said I like
Wolverine's power just because
that that would be one of the
most handy. I mean, Deadpool's
power would be handy. Don't
suck though because you have
cancer. Well, yeah, as long as
you didn't look like a wrinkly
guy, you're going to be fine.
There's a lot of powers that

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would be handy like if you
could multiply yourself and you
can multiply yourself like in
uh Naruto where he does this.
They all do stuff. The second
they come back to him, he knows
everything they did. Okay, I
thought you're passing something
else. So, no, I'm not talking
about harem. That's what I
wrote but like you you do this.
This guy goes and reads a book.

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You tell him to read a book. He
comes back. He the books in
the book. That's the power of
duplication, not hologram. It's
like, yeah. Cuz like when we
and my friends used to play, we
had this thing and my friend's
power was duplication and I
always got it confused from
like holograms and actual like
duplicating yourself. Another

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good one would be uh you ever
watched um what was it? Don't
do that. Sorry. Um which one
was it? I don't know. I don't
know. All the younger ones.
Lord of the Rings. No. Did I
say Lord of the Rings? You said
one of the rings. That's what I
X-Men I meant. One of the
X-Men. Okay. Alright. We're we're

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off of Tolkien. We're back on
the X-Men. Alright, here we go.
One of the X-Men's younger
ones. Yeah, it's like it's like
all it's like all the cartoon.
No, it's uh the movie. Days of
Future Past. Maybe one of the
younger characters. I can't
remember. I can't remember.
Scott, the laser good dude.

(15:15):
He's right, dude. That's his
name. Scott Cyclops. Cyclops.
Sure. I don't know how their
names. That part suck. That
that would that would like but
his brothers was cool. Which
one's his brother? The one that
like is a supernova sphere like
yeah, I think supernova is his
brother. That one was nice. I
didn't like that one. He was

(15:36):
pretty much like the same way
that I liked the guy and the
the new mutants. It was
literally a rocket. Like once he
got going, he's like just pure
jet like and nothing. He just
is blasting off but then it's
like like that show was good
and then they had to make it

(15:56):
gay. I didn't watch the new
mutants. I don't know what you
talking about. Yeah but that's
one of those superpowers. It's
like like if superpower if
superpowers and like mutations
were real like you would have
the mutations like I think they
would have the mutations like
all these lines is because you
would have the mutations like
the supermans, the X-Mans, and
stuff like that. The ones that
were awesome and then you
wouldn't you know like the

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studio skit where the the one
guy like every time he sneezes,
a random person dies. Well, you
know, you would have like and
you know, statistically speaking,
it's a you know, an Asian
person. Well, no, that's what
that's what I'm talking about.
Like you would have a short
getting hurt though. It's like
it's a retarded power. You're

(16:38):
right. Yeah. So, I mean, it's
literally retarded but now I
like the chicky that could like
walk into other realities and
dimensions and like bring out
her creations.
Scrawl. No, that's not who's
talking about. I feel like I
know he's talking about. She's

(16:58):
in the new mutants and I don't
know like, oh yeah, the dream
girl. Yeah, like she's she's
almost like dream walking but
like she's walking in and out
of different like, yeah, they
can't just turn into a wolf. I
mean, that's like classic
werewolf. That's that's the
oldest mutation in the world,
bro. We're not talking about
the same. The dream girl was
the main character. You're
talking about the girl who had

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a stuffed animal. Yeah. And she
just, you need to watch the
movie. It's it's not like the
best but it's pretty good. She
can literally like jump into
her dimension and come out and
she comes out with like full
suit of armor. Yeah. Just an OP
sword. Yeah. So, she, you like,
yeah, you see the animes were
like, oh, I'm going to get this
and that's that chick. She's
like, I'm going to go over here

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and get this and this and this
and then she does her stuffed
animal turned into a little
dragon on her shoulder. Heck
yeah. It's it's like twisting
reality and then the one guy
just like melted things. He had
lava. I mean, that's a pretty
cool power but it's I try to
explain like the magna magna
fruit in one piece. Your power

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is lava. You can turn your
power into a superhero when
your power is lava. Like, think
about it. You go to a city. You
just melt the whole city.
Nobody likes you. You destroyed
the entire city trying to be
one dude because like when even
in the anime, when he shoots his
blast, it's just balls of like

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lava magna. You're just melting
things like nobody's going to
like you. Well, there's yeah.
But then there's the the whole
thing. There's the whole
thing. There's the comics,
everything like the the powers
become increased or whatever
during your teenage years,

(18:43):
right? Like a lot of the
mutants like their their powers
activate when they go through
puberty and you don't know you
have your powers like the X-Men
arcs like there's a bunch of
them were like Rogues first
boyfriend like she kills him
because she drinks it or like
it can imagine yourself as your
father. Yeah. And like half the

(19:05):
neighborhoods gone. Well, it's
not an explosion. It's a laser
beam. Yeah. But I mean like
you you're going to freak out
in the movie. He doesn't have a
school bathroom. Yeah. I mean,
think about how many people he
just killed like you know,
apparently what's the point? I
mean, Jean Grey when she was a
child like she was Scarlet
Witch, Scarlet Witches,

(19:26):
Magneto wasn't Jean Grey
stronger than Xavier but like
yeah, Jean Grey is like an
amazing power completely and
that's like Magneto is omega
level because like he draws his
like he controls magnetism but
like he literally draws his
power off the magnetism of the
core of the earth. So like he
has an entire planet's
magnetism to bend at his will.

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And like an an arc with
Magneto, you think about it
though. It's like the way they
make these powers. It's like
literally you're unstoppable
but they can't do that in
reality. Magneto is nothing
compared to the X and the
universe. No, she's becoming
that but not even like her

(20:09):
power is reality. Yeah, she's
literally man's reality.
Exactly. Like she can do
whatever she wants. It's like
the one guy and the guy was
trying to talk to think about
an X man. His power is adapt
adaptability. Legit, he should
not be able to die like his
body can just adapt like that.
Who is he? But they killed him.
I don't he's in the X man. I

(20:30):
don't know what's going on.
Someone's over there. I don't
know. Where's our like there's
people like Spike that power
would suck. That's Spiky dude.
Toad's power would suck. Blobs
power would suck. Yeah, like I
mean, but now the uh what's the
one guy's name? The clake dude
uh Avalanche. Yeah, his power

(20:52):
would be cool. Yeah and but
see that could be a power that
could be useful too. Yeah, you
could stop avalanches or you
could or not avalanches but
you could make a cruise and
like level roadways and you
know, make past through
mountains like you you could
make a crap ton of money with
that. He's stumped. He really
wants to know what he's thinking
No, that's understandable but
like there's and my question

(21:13):
is what percentage do you think
would be useful superpowers
like looking at humanity and
reality versus retarded
superpowers for like every one
good superpower. There would be
I'd say 50,000 people would
be able to do that. Yeah, my
hero academia shows it's like
this one dude, his power is a

(21:36):
tail. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean,
like you're a monkey. That's
how it's all. No, it's just a
super strong tail and that's
about it. Yeah but then there's
people like that who is like
the what? All for one. He's
built it and we one for all my
boat. He has like four powers
because it passes down. But the

(21:57):
power fluid with his sweat
glands produces a fluid that's
flammable that he can explode
on whenever he wants. Yeah, I
see that. I don't know. Like
though the bad part is like
when he's in a fight, if he
stops, if he's out of sweat, he
can't. How do you run a sweat?
I'll fight. That's just how they
explain it. Get dehydrated.

(22:18):
Gotta stay hydrated, man.
That's that's good for you.
Okay. His name is Darwin.
That's who it was. Darwin.
That's who he is. He's a
farmer. Like any of our movies
he is. Uh wait a minute. Let me
find it. I can't remember which
one. What's that one? It's uh
X-Men deadly Genesis. I've

(22:41):
never seen that. Me neither.
Well, that's probably a comic
book.
I don't know.
So, what's your favorite
Superman? X-Men first class.
That's what it was. That's what
it was. He was like, he legit
was like, he could have like

(23:02):
the greatest potential but they
killed him off so stupidly.
Why did they kill him? His his
body's supposed to adapt but uh
Scott's brother shot the villain
with his power. Villain absorbed
it, put it in him, the Darwin's
body, and he could have him
before he could adapt. I guess
that that would make sense but

(23:22):
it's suck because he legit had
the greatest potential. Yeah but
like that's a really cool power
but also a really sucky one.
Like how did you find out that
you could adapt? Oh, I got
squished by **** truck or I got
lit on fire or I got 19
different diseases at once or I
had cancer or they lost my ****
in the space and I floated
around for 22 years until I
finally crashed. I want to be

(23:43):
terrible. Uh when I think
about it, you don't use it.
Your day to day life. It does
nothing for you. Yeah, that's
what that's what a whole bunch
of them would be though. That's
what I'm saying. Like there
would be a bunch of them that
would just be retarded like
look, I can pull this finger out
of socket. I mean, that's a
mutation or you know, actually,
it's because I've entered it

(24:03):
too much but like what good does
that do me? That's what I like
about like Avatar. They take
four and most of them are
useful. Water. You can pull
them out of the socket. That's
pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Wind.
That's pretty cool. I mean, you
can literally fly. You can

(24:24):
control the wind. You can
suffocate people like that and
then Earth, imagine just
walking somewhere, tapping your
foot on the ground and building
your house. That would be the
coolest thing ever and then
fire. You can light fires
whenever you want. It can burn
people. Earth also got metal
lava. Why do you control? Well,

(24:46):
because you can control it.
No, because top is the first
metal vendor. Yeah, but that's
cool but like all the weird
stuff. Legend of Gaia came out
with. Look, I will admit, you
do. People do need to watch the
uh how the first avatar have
the avatar started which was
with Juan. One thing is his
name. It's actually pretty good.
What are you talking about?
Need to watch. What? And

(25:06):
legends of Korra that go
through like the first avatar
that ever lived and it was it
was alright. He's talking about
the first avatar in the group
and she like sleeps with all of
them in the entire show. Okay.
So, they take it away from like
being a cool avatar, a bunch of
twelve year olds going to take
down an entire nation to some

(25:26):
hoe. Well, I mean, now she's
at a breathable age. So, like
that's how the story arc would
actually go in real life. What?
I mean, she's she's eighteen
nineteen now. She's the avatar
and she's super powerful,
right? Isn't that the legend of
Korra? She's the last airbender.
Yeah. They're a bunch of
twelve year olds. Yeah. But

(25:48):
then when you get past that,
they're like growing up,
aren't they? No, they don't.
They're not really in the
legend of Korra. This is like
far future. Well, it shows a
few times. It shows like, are
they a bunch of kids in the
legend of Korra or are they a
bunch of young adults? Uh yeah.
They're like probably eighteen,
sixteen at best. Okay. You can
see Toph and Korra but Korra, I
think not Korra, Katara, Katara
dies though, I'm pretty sure.

(26:10):
They're supposed to be coming
back in the next few years
because I would like it. Yeah.
I'd say I'd like to see how
soccer died if they do it,
right? If they don't make it
gay, basically
We're getting canceled. Yeah,
most likely. I sound very
homophobic right now. I have
nothing against you being gay.

(26:31):
It's just when they when they
force it down. Yeah, when they
make gay like shows just extra
gay for no reason. I don't
have nothing against somebody
being gay. Just don't expect me
to praise you for it. Yeah,
that's that's where I draw the
line. It's like if you you do
whatever you want to do but

(26:51):
just don't expect me to be like
cheering you on and telling you
you're awesome. Yeah. I mean
because there's a lot of stuff
that people do that like, yeah,
I don't necessarily agree with
but like I don't care if they
do it. Why is my zombie bro
your favorite superhero?

(27:11):
Favorite superhero? Don't we
just call this? No. No, no,
no. Just favorite. I guess not
superhero. Just favorite
fictional powered human being.
Fictionally powered human being
not human being created. Like,
I don't know. They're all so

(27:38):
different. I mean, I like Kurt
Wagner. That's my favorite.
Who's that again? The night
crawler. Okay. He's one of my
favorite and then II absolutely
love. What's the dish bags name
come from ancient Egypt gets
big, gets small, does all types
of stuff. I don't know. He's a

(28:01):
villain. Apocalypse. Apocalypse.
He's not a movie apocalypse. He
was stupid, like strong. Yeah.
Like if if you would have like
gone through the whole process
in the movies anyway of like
actually changing bodies with
the I think it was Xavier.
That's like a he would have

(28:21):
been strong. The quantum Mania
Kang, the conqueror, the guy who
kills the Avengers in every
movie. What make that make sense?
I don't like this guy jumps time
and killed the Avengers in like
50 other timelines and you

(28:42):
think Ant Man kicked his butt.
What? Kong let it let him think
he kicked his butt. Kang. Kang.
Kang the king. I don't know. I
don't know. I never watched it.
My favorite is the night crawler
because he's just a cool
character like almost all his
iterations. Well, that's cool.
I mean, he's a little bit of a

(29:04):
forecast demon kid. Yeah. But
it's still like I love the one
that I talked to you about in
the movie where they actually
show why his tail is sharp.
Yeah. Let's show how dangerous
he can be. Yeah. And he goes
through like a whole train and
he just sits there and
teleports and he slits all their
throats and he just teleports
and he kills everybody. It's
like that's his power like and

(29:27):
in some of the cartoons, it
shows how he can jump into the
monster and just leave them
there which is absolutely
terrible and then come and get
he can get them but he he he
can just leave them there and
decide not to or not hero or
vigilante vigilante. It's he's
Mystique's kid. Yeah, he but
like a lot of them, he he gets
abandoned by Mystique and then

(29:49):
Xavier and he's raised by
monks but he's Mystique's kid.
Yeah. Yeah. Rogue, right? Who's
it? Deacon Rogue? I think it's
not Rogue. It's not Rogue. Uh
his kid, her kids are Kurt and
uh it's Rogue, isn't it?

(30:12):
Don't worry. I'll be the Google
in some version. Yeah, you're
you're going to have to Google
it. I don't think she has a
daughter. and in versions of
the cartoon. Now, I know she's
like a mentor of Rogue at one
point in life. Yeah. You know,

(30:34):
don't don't put Rogue raised
Darkholm Nightcrawler, Graydon,
Creed, and Charles Xavier. I
think
Do you know how to Google? It
showed me. It showed me
pictures. Mystique's Mystique
Kids X-Men. The second. It was
like it's Charles Xavier the
third or second. Oh, so she's

(30:55):
like, I'm going to name you
the sixth. This one. It says
it's just so I get this right.
Mystique's the blooper person,
right? Yeah. The shape shift
here. Yeah. I would never
explain that in the movies.
What do you mean? Well,
Mystique and Nightcrawler are
me but they meet in like a like

(31:16):
a like a club or like a fight
club or whatever. They do a lot
of it. It's because they do
anything they want. So, it
shows that it's Rogue and
Nightcrawler.
So, who's Rogue's daddy? You
can read that little look at it

(31:38):
kind of like I can't read the
names. They make no sense to
me. I don't want to read all
that. Read it all. All of it.
Yeah, sure. Mystique is the
wife of Destiny Irene Adler,
the mother of the villain,
Graydon Creed, adoptive mother
of the villain. I knew she
adopted like took her in because

(31:59):
her like Rogue's daddy was like
a douche and the biological
father of the X-Men hero
Nightcrawler. Yeah, I don't know
why I said father. That's what
I was wondering. See with her
wife, Destiny one, one of her
mouth. Oh, okay. Oh god. I
guess I get it now. What? She
shape shifted into male had sex
there came Nightcrawler. Whoa,

(32:19):
that is like a whole new
dimension though. Yeah. Cuz
you could have a baby. That's
be 100% whatever you shape
into. That means like if you
could shape shift into a cat,
you could have cat babies.
That's you could have like
horse babies. Don't ask how it
works. No more. Well, it is how
it works. It just said that but
no more. No more. No more horse

(32:41):
babies. No, I mean, I didn't I
didn't say you would want to
have a horse babies. I'm just
saying like that's I've never
thought about that aspect of
it because like shape shifting
like just your outward
shape, you know, you're
outsized and look at something
like being able to actually
shift every cell of your body
into an identical copy of
something and then replicate

(33:02):
its DNA like that's insane.
Well, Mystique is definitely
his mom because or no night
Mystique is his mama daddy.
Yeah, because he's blue. So,
would that make her the
biological mother or the DNA of
her DNA because he's blue?

(33:23):
Well, you're not you're not
talking about DNA. Oh, like you
could change. I think you just
morph their body parts and
morph their insides into it.
It all just changes but it's
still her DNA. Yeah, that would
make sense and it's still her
DNA but that's still like being
able to to shift some cells and
yeah, being able to shift your
everything is still just weird.

(33:43):
Yeah, because Mystique changes
size and everything. Yeah, like
I've there's some I don't know.
I've seen it in the past and
it's it's weird to think about
because like you you can't
create and like disappear mass
real fast. like if you wanted

(34:04):
to lose 50 pounds, you couldn't
lose or gain 50 pounds in the
next 30 seconds much less two
days. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but like for Mystique to
shake to change size. Yeah.
Like because like she couldn't

(34:24):
gain that like does she change
weight because that's like not
that's just not shifting your
DNA in your cells like that's
actually like creating new
mass. Yeah. What do you think?
I don't know. I have because
like I think you would be able
to shape shift but like if you
were the size of Keery, yeah,
you know like a little 13 year
old girl and you you shape
shifted into me. You would look

(34:44):
like me but you would only have
enough mass to look like me the
first few times. I imagine it
would be painful every time.
Imagine your cells rearranging
themselves. I feel like
eventually you'd get used to. I
feel like the way they make
Mystique to it and doesn't it
looks like her like like her
skin shifts. Yeah. Yeah. Like

(35:05):
she's like putting on another
layer. I can see how that would
be a mutation that like some
people would get it kind of
like there's a very small
percentage of the population
that has nerve endings in their
cells. So, I imagine it would
be like there would be some
shape shifters out there that
would feel their cells ripping
apart as they were rearranging

(35:26):
and there would be some that
like their cells would like cut
that off or something. I don't
know. Yeah, I think I would
want duplication or
teleportation. Just like
duplication would just be so
helpful. Yeah, especially if
you're like like where you're
talking to where like they

(35:48):
would be like, you know, you
know, you're going to get this
degree. You're going to get
that degree. You're going to
learn coding. You're going to
start making me money. Go to
work. I don't want to. And when
that one gets tired, be like,
alright, make a new one. You
leave. I mean, I imagine
there's limitations. I bet it's
strange your body like but like
just to make one like that.

(36:09):
Okay. And so like they're
autonomous while they're gone,
right? Yeah. But when they
absorb back in, you remember
this wouldn't be a big deal for
me but like you guys are young
so you duplicate yourself. You
send one of yourselves off
overseas, right? And then
you've got another one of you
like doing work and then like
you're doing your thing. Okay

(36:30):
and like you all meet back up
in 2 years because like one of
them goes over to university.
One of them is like get a
degree or whatever. What if you
all fall in love with different
women?
And then when I don't think
that's the right thing to do
would be the set in stone.
Yeah, but that's but then the
original would be fine but what

(36:51):
about the women bro and the
original would be like, holy
crap. I mean, women are like,
oh, I'm sorry. You fell in love
with the clone that I'm not
going to follow. Goodbye. Here
you go. Here's the clone. That's
true. Okay. So, you would just
like absorb the knowledge but
then I guarantee you, your
woman would be like, oh, you
got all the memories of
relationship with her. You're
still in love with her. Women

(37:14):
are like, that's a good question
though, Dylan. I wouldn't. I
would just not send mine
overseas. I'm not worried about
degree. It's a serious question.
Why you look to me? I'm worried
about, I don't really want to
go to work today. I don't want
to drive. like just think about
it. It's literally you. So,

(37:36):
anything you can do, it can do.
It's like you're trying to kill
yourself and you duplicate
yourself. You're my errand boy.
I'm told it's a it knows
everything you're thinking and
it will. So, when you're going
to it goes and grabs what you
want and brings it back to you
because it's literally you

(37:58):
except for you would have a
problem because you don't even
know what you're thinking half
the time. So, it'd be like I
don't like I can see this
turning out badly. I think it
only would be a bunch of me
is trying to kill each other.
I think it would definitely
come back because there's some
like you you have to like kill
the clone. Yeah. That would

(38:19):
suck. Yeah, it would suck
killing yourself over. Would
that be suicide or murder? I
don't know. It should disappear
afterwards. It shouldn't matter.
No, it should still matter.
Dylan. Okay. Like if you're
standing in front of you, if me
is trying to fight me, the
actual me, I'm going to kill it

(38:39):
and I'm going to kill it. Is
that suicide or murder? It
should be neither because it
disappears. There's nobody
that's why not if if you could
absorb them back into you, it
would be cool. It should you
know, it should just disappear
if they were just there forever
unless you murdered him and
buried him. Yeah, that would
suck. like you do. You can
duplicate like five times a

(39:01):
day but they never disappear.
Why are you getting a backhoe?
I'm going to keep burning
them. I'm going to keep burning
them. I don't know. It could
come in handy like a war. Yeah,
no because they just kidnap you
and make you duplicate five
times a day. It's a moderate
moderate. She shows up in a

(39:22):
cook. See, but he wasn't even
that strong, bro. But that's
the one that he walked up on
a entire army bro sucks like
gins and genies, right? Yeah,
everyone sucked till the hidden
leaf showed up. This is true.
The cartoons and stuff and like
all the other things like genies
being like wish granters and
they make things good but like

(39:42):
most of your actual legends of
gins and genies and stuff like
that is like they'll grant your
wish but like it's going to be
twisted. Yeah, but like to me,
that's kind of like what
superpowers would be like.
You're going to get you know,
you can duplicate yourself but
you know, like Malachi said,
what if you can't absorb it
back in? What if you have to

(40:07):
do it sometime but you can only
fly naked?
or you can't or you can be
invisible but you can only be
invisible naked. Think about it
like there's there's there would
be drawbacks to it that like
oh no, there's this cartoon. My
sisters used to watch it. It was

(40:27):
a girl who could fly but she was
scared of heights. Yeah, right.
That's that's the type of crap
that you can't do. Just don't
look down. Think about you can't
fall. That's what I thought. I
can't fall. So, why are you
scared of like the height bro?
Like you're falling from a

(40:48):
building. You can't. You can
fly. You can levitate in air. I
feel like that's an instinct.
You just like you just gotta
like like feel it. Think about
if you had telekinesis but you
can't do that mentally. What?
What do you mean? Like if you
want to like move the move that
object, you have to go. Yeah.

(41:10):
I'm like, I would like that. I'm
not going to lie. Yeah but but
but like picture yourself in
public. Okay, you're you're
wanting to mess with people. So
you're sitting in the corner
somewhere and you're over
there going and there's
somebody over there that's
getting messed with all the
pieces but everybody around you

(41:31):
would be like, what's it? I've
always suffered teleportation
because I always like I came. I
thought it was cool. I feel
like there'll be two side
effects. One, there's not 100%
chance you're going to go to
your actual destination and two
it's going to hurt like heck.
It depends on it depends on
your atoms would like freaking
are you are you doing that type

(41:52):
of teleportation? Because like
what if you teleported but you
could only teleport like when
you sneezed? You had to like
you had to like you had to like
you had to like you had to like
that would suck. Sneeze and
then you're in like Saudi
Arabia. Yeah, not even that
middle of the freaking ocean.
Yeah. Like there's the the
superpowers. I guarantee you

(42:13):
regardless of what you got, it
would be like super awesome in
one way and like there would be
some side effect to it because
think like if you had super
strength, right? But then like
you know with the they showed a
little bit with the flash and
some of his you know comics and
stuff like that where like his
like his like his like his
like you know how expensive food

(42:34):
is because well back in the
nineteen eighty-six whatever
well, no still like isn't like
they should they show him just
like scarfing down like fifteen
twenty double Whopper Mills like
his metabolism is like think
about the reality of he burns
that many calories, right? And
that's just him just trying to
fuel up. Okay, he goes into an
extended fight like would you

(42:58):
like go fast? I wonder if the
comics didn't go with it because
I would I feel like if you're
running if you're running all
those calories, would you like
go skinny and like die fast or
I mean, I think like you would
eat your body. It depends on
like if you're going off of oh
this is just all a miracle or
oh this is the real world. Yeah,

(43:19):
if you're if this is the real
world, I think he's going to
die. Yeah, unless he's like
he's going to die. Look, three
superpowers. I've already
talked about two third one
Batman Iron Man. I'm rich. Yeah,
crap tons of money. So, what's
your superpower? I'm rich. I'm
rich. Like that's literally

(43:40):
Batman's power. He has money
and you could be like the
Punisher. I mean, he's more of
an anti hero but like he was
just, you know, roided up. I
know it's crazy but I would
like to I would moon that would
be pretty cool. But like, I'll
be like, I'm going to be like,
like, what's his name? Yeah,
that's his name. Yeah, you

(44:01):
always gotta worry about, you
know, don't talk to the demons
like this guy's like, I want to
be Ghost Rider so I can sign
contracts with devils. No,
that's not the reason. It's
just this is the same guy last
week that was like, so when I
was talking to demons, you know,
look, Ghost Rider be cool. You
got you got flames. You sign
whatever you drive turns into
fire. Okay. Yeah, you got a

(44:23):
whip. The power would be cool
and Spawn's abilities and
powers are incredible but how
did he get him? Forget what
Spawn does. He's like a nine of
hell. Oh yeah. He's the guy
with the white face and black,
right? Yeah, I think so. Alright.
Like there there's powers that
are cool and there's one that
are like, I kind of sucked to

(44:44):
get that. Gambits would be cool.
Gambits is cool. It's a throwing
guy throwing. Well, his power
is like, I can make your hand
export. Yeah, it's like cosmic
He can like charge anything
with kinetic energy and blow it
up. Anything he touches. So,

(45:05):
like he throws the cards so
that when he throws it, he's
throwing a bomb. It's just like
easier to throw, I guess and
cheaper, a lot cheaper. No,
he's a gambler, man. Like he's
a like imagine he makes
special tools but then like he
lose them like I'm I'm sure
that's a lot more expensive

(45:25):
than like a pack of playing
cards. Well, yeah. I mean, he
just throws a playing card. I
mean, he can charge anything.
So, I mean, why not cheap?
Exactly cheap. Nothing like $1
pack of cards. You get 52
shots like then there's uh one
of my favorite villains.

(45:49):
apocalypse. You know,
you know, one of my favorite
villains is uh I can't think of
his name and he's only like in
a few of the arcs but he's the
idiot that like starts
manipulating people's DNA and
turning them into dinosaurs.
What? And Spider-Man's talking

(46:09):
to him and he's like, you know,
why are you doing this? You
could cure cancer and he's like,
I don't want to cure cancer. I
want to turn people into
dinosaurs. But then like the
whole, I don't know,
superheroes and all that stuff
is really cool. The comic, I
love all the arcs in the comics
and stuff but every time I
watch them, I sit around and I

(46:30):
think about the realities like
when they blow up like you got,
yes, the aliens are coming.
Okay, they're going to come and
and they're going to come and
they're going to attack this
city. So, you're going to go
fight the aliens in the city
but you're literally going to
destroy the city in the process.
Yeah. It's like a million

(46:52):
billion dollars and you're
going to kill a lot of people
in the process as well and the
aliens wouldn't even be coming
if you hadn't have shown them
we was here. Yeah. It's it's
one of those things. It's just
like, wait a minute. Do we
really need you to protect us
or why don't you quit playing
with alien artifacts on our

(47:13):
planet? I know I like the like
the
super world but then like
Star Wars, the Star Wars world
is pretty cool but like most of
them are just humans. Yeah.
like the the Mandalorian, the
Mandalorian are just humans
with guns because guns are

(47:34):
guns and armor. Yeah, I mean,
it's not like, I mean, look at
the atrocities and all the
crazy crap we've done to each
other as humans. Like we don't
need super powers. We'll see. I
think if superpowers are real,
we'll see. I mean, like imagine
the power Hawkeye's bow. Dude,
you could get famous so quick.
That's Jerry Mickalic. Yeah but

(47:56):
I'm talking about real. Yeah,
that's Hawkeye. No, dude runs
freaking V drills with a 50. He
shoots a balloon from a thousand
yards with a nine millimeter
upside down. I can do that. I
want to see it. Our producer's
not here or we would show you

(48:16):
the real deal. He's not here.
Watch what he can't do.
Hawkeye's power school. Uh
Batman Ridge. Well, no, it's
like you could, you could get
famous. Green Lantern. Weird.
Like, I mean, you just go, you
just go around on shooting
shows. You literally cannot
miss. If you think you're

(48:38):
shooting at it, it hits. Yeah.
So, you aim at it, you
shoot it, you shoot it, you
shoot it. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. Would you
all say Green Lantern's power
sucks? I don't know. I'm not,
I'm not kind of if you're going
off the movie. No, if you're
going off the Green Lantern's

(48:59):
Corps, if you're going off like
the you have to go like sell
your soul and be a part of this
weird like tribe and yeah, it
sucks but if you're like, you
just get a cool power ring that
you can freaking just make
money off of. So, what you're
saying is you wouldn't trade
your soul for a Green Lantern
ring. Well, like all the stuff

(49:19):
and like the movies and the
cartoons and stuff. It's like
the higher ups. They're all
just a bunch of crooks with the
Green Lantern Corps. So, like
why would I want to just go be
have them in charge with me?
Isn't that like three different
colors? Green, yellow, and
red? Red's completely evil.
Yellow's bad. Red's like. So,

(49:42):
like, you know, it's like evil
beyond the like fixable like
just like so reds are evil.
Green's good and yellows like
chaotic neutral. Yeah. So,
they're vigilante. Vigilant.
Yeah. Yeah. Because does what
he wants. What's the one guy?
The purple? What's the yellow
guy? We said purple. You said
yellow. Never mind.

(50:05):
Bobby Lee. No, it's whatever.
What? It's the the Green
Lantern. The yellow, you know,
the yellow one. I forgot his
name. He's purple. He's an
alien but he's the the the
green, the green, yellow
lantern. It's purple. Yeah. No,
the yellow lantern like a
Alabama born purple. Georgia
football. He's the bad guy in

(50:26):
Tennessee. He has the yellow
lantern in some versions.
Nightwing picks up a land a
the ring and it's red because
he goes evil and it manipulates
him and so the ring
is a red lantern. So, why not
just like capture the red
rings and walk them away or
something? Well, I think the

(50:47):
ring like when you put your
ring on it chooses. I also
think the red. Oh, I thought I
thought it was like it's like
it's like a lightsaber. I
thought the red one was like
powered by the sun or something
like that. I might be but and
that's the problem because like
they show like the the yellow
ones, they turn the the green
ones turn yellow. If you become

(51:08):
a red lantern, you're going to
turn green. Yeah, it turns. So,
every green lantern turns red
eventually.
Ryan Reynolds. You're going to
talk about that movie. Come on.
It wasn't that bad. I mean,
that's that's like everybody's
like Superman's really good
because he's got a good soul and

(51:28):
a heart. They know he wouldn't
They'd be Homelander. Yeah. It
would be exactly what it would
be. I did like that.
Yeah. I did like that.
except for the new season. I
haven't watched the new season
and it's just now getting weird.
No, it's always been weird but

(51:49):
I got like, have you not seen
the clips or anything? I have
seen the other seasons. I kind
of want to tell you the clips. I
don't want if it gets weirder
than what it already has. I
have seen a dude shrink himself
and do things a dude should not
do. Oh yeah. Homelander's messed

(52:10):
up. Yeah, I like the the the
bloke which is no. I cannot
remember his name. I don't know.
I haven't seen the series. I
like his actor. Great actor.
Great actor. You haven't seen
that series. Probably not going
to watch it either. Yeah. There's
parts that are good. It's like

(52:32):
got a good story arc. I just
don't know. It's like not the
movie Billy Butcher, the live
action like series and stuff
like Green Arrow. I watched one
three seasons. Some of them,
some of them they do good on
like it's got boring. Uh
Netflix did Cowboy Bebop live
action and I think they did a

(52:52):
pretty good job on it. See, I'm
going to try the Cowboy Bebop
again because I haven't tried
it in a while like the actual
anime Cowboy Bebop anime is
good for when you ain't got
nothing else to do. It's the
only thing that's on it's
entertaining. Well, a lot of
people explain Cowboy Bebop is
you either love it or you
absolutely hate it. I don't

(53:14):
like it. I'm neutral. I'm
neutral. It's just it's kind of
a lot on uh like the TV. Yeah,
back before you know Netflix
and being able to watch what
you want and when you want to
come with me. Don't swim.
Usually come on. Don't swim.
Yeah, Cowboy Bebop will be on a
lot and like so I'd be
chilling. Nothing else to do.
Like just watch me some Cowboy
Bebop like it's there's a lot

(53:34):
of stuff that you can't see but
like think fondly of because
it's all that was you know, I
like shows but like I just
don't get Pokemon. It's a it's
a thing. It's animal cruelty.
It's best. I mean, he's not
wrong. It's like it's it's
Pikachu. I choose you know,
Thunderbolt the **** out of

(53:55):
that. Somebody got caught
fighting chickens. Okay and
they had all their chickens
and they were like, oh crap. I
can't fight my chickens anymore.
What can I do? And then they
invented Pokemon. Well, I mean
like they they were like, where
is the world where I can beat

(54:15):
the hell out of animals and
make a beat up other animals
for me? I just don't. I never
like Pokemon or Power Rangers.
Power Rangers. Power Rangers was
just weird. It was weird. There's
a few that I'm I like more than
that. Power Rangers was like the
old Godzilla movies. and

(54:37):
Japanese Spider-Man had a baby.
Huh? You never seen Japanese
Spider-Man? No. His catchphrase
an adversary from hell.
Spider-Man. Huh? There's a
scene where he's like, show or
something like that. Get down
if you want to live and he pulls
out a freaking machine gun.
Spider-Man. It's a real series.

(54:58):
Japanese Spider-Man. We're not
going to show you this. It's so
funny because you can look up.
You can look it up on YouTube.
You had to show this to us. No,
no. Katsuki showed us to us two
years ago. Not one year ago.
Thank you, bro. And then we
showed it to that. He had never
seen it. He said, sorry Marvel.
He was like, I'm sorry Marvel.

(55:19):
owed to Captain Japan. If
you're out there, I miss Captain
Japan. I never met him. You
know, I'm not sure what's on.
That's him. And when you get
home and let me find the good
one. Watch that. This one.
Yeah. Yeah. If we had our

(55:41):
producer here, we would show it
up. I might have to like find
the YouTube link and put it in
the channel because it's it's
like tearing it apart because
like webs are just ropes. Yeah.
It like shows him doing this
but it's just a giant rope.
Yeah. It's like a giant
animal. like his suit is is
like legal Japan. No guns.

(56:04):
He's not wrong. Not hero. He
said. I mean, it could but but
that's what you you take the
old like Mothra Godzilla
movies and you take Japanese
Spider-Man and they made a
baby. Oh, but it's so funny.
Japanese Spider-Man is so fun
and that was power. The thing

(56:25):
that I love about this is that
a lot of the the actors that
are in commercials when they're
young actors or you know, even
just you know, fresh starting
and acting and then like their
careers take off and then it's
like forever and like I don't
even know if this person's
career takes off but like there
was a Sponge Bob tampon
commercial. and I don't care

(56:48):
where you go in life. You will
forever be known by all your
friends and family and you that
you were an actress on the
Sponge Bob tampon commercial.
It's like that. Hey, we have
this new STD peel. Would you
like to come via an actor in

(57:09):
the commercial for us? You
look like you would need this
pill. How much money that's
all I'm going to say. Yeah, but
there are certain things that
just like forever if they offer
you a $100,000, I don't know
how much an ad goes. I don't
know. A thousand per word. I
don't know per word. Yeah, I

(57:31):
take it. This guy and he's
like, I'm ready for my paycheck
and they're like, didn't you
realize you just stood in the
background? Nothing. Hey, still
a thousand dollars every time.
Every time we mentioned how
horribly disgusting this disease
was, we zoomed in on your face.
$1000 per face. Let's do it.
Let's do it. That's what it's

(57:55):
like. That'd be fun. Yeah,
there's certain things though
like your acting career like
you do like there's certain
things I guess you just
wouldn't come back from like
playing Green Lantern or or
Aquaman or being in the

(58:18):
movie. I yearned for the minds
like bro. What? Okay. Hope
they change it. Jack Black's
character Steve Steve or you
know, just Jack Black in
general. I can see Jack Black
like that's something that
would be right up his goofy
alley anyways. I could see him
doing that movie regardless at
what point of his career he was
in. Yeah. Talking about Jason

(58:39):
Momoa. Jason Momoa in
Aquaman. I would have been. I'm
alright with it but I just wish
I could have said I yearned for
the minds. What? I just want to
know what you did it. I just
want to know what went through
their head was like, you know
what? We should make Minecraft
IRL. Why not? What went through
their minds? You know, I hope

(58:59):
they're watching this. You know
what? Screw y'all. Well, the
problem is this. No kid yearned
for the minds. No kid. I mean,
no kid. I do. I mean, there
was a kid that yearned for the
mind but that's because his
daddy was in the coal mines and
he was like, what's that got
anything to do with? Isn't that
how it goes? He was like in the
coal mines and all of a sudden,
he ended up in Minecraft. I

(59:20):
think it's the back story. I
haven't really looked that much
into the Minecraft. Like, I'm
working on making a Minecraft
server but like not a movie.
Yeah. I don't know. Well, you
can probably do better. I hope
they change because they change
Sonic. You know, remember when
Sonic first came out? The live
action Sonic? It looked terrible.
Y'all remember that? I didn't

(59:43):
watch Sonic the dog on Sega all
the time as a kid and I never
once thought, oh, I want to see
a Sonic movie. It's not bad
actually. I didn't mind it. I
think you need to be slapped.
The first one was alright. The
girls liked it. I watched the
first one. They're kids. First
one was not bad. They're like
little tiny terrifying twins.
It was alright. This one's like
everything. Alright, the first
one was not bad. Second one, I

(01:00:04):
have watched one of them dance
to the gummy bear song for 45
minutes solid because they're
idiots. They like everything.
They're like, oh, they're
going to ban that song in their
house. A song is banned in our
house. I'm going to send them
over a couple recordings of it.
No, you're not. I'm going to
make it our anthem. It's going
to play at the beginning. I'll

(01:00:25):
get the I'll get the rights to
play the gummy bear song. Don't
you sing it? Why do you keep
like keep looking over at
yourself? I'm not. Why do you
have a freaking screen is
getting on my nerves? You need
to get that camera angle. You
haven't changed it yet. That's

(01:00:45):
a nice thing. You want me to
get up and walk over there?
That one? Or is it that one?
It's one of the, I think it's
that one. It's this one. Yeah.
No, wait. I can't tell. I think
it's that one. I point this
way. Okay, this one is there.
Yeah, but it's not on. That one
is there. I say you switched it
out. You gotta switch it up.

(01:01:08):
You gotta switch it up. Yeah.
Why is he in none of them? He's
in that one. Yes, I'm right
here. Yes. This is just a weird
side profile of me again. It's
always a weird side profile of
me. There you go. I mean, now
I'm in the shot. Yeah, but now
you're not talking to us. Now,
I'm talking to you. How you

(01:01:31):
doing? Stop. It's not the first
time I've seen you. I'll see
you all next time. He says, hang
on. Let me put on my priest
robes. What? Oh, no. So, what
do you want to do when you grow
up?

(01:01:54):
You mean you grow up? He's 20.
I mean, I'm 38. I ain't grown
up yet. Yeah, I wish you'd
decide what you want to do when
you grow up. I'm not doing
that. Me too. Same. Me too.
Not dealing. You're doing
pretty good. I don't have enough
anymore. I need to buy a house.

(01:02:14):
Chill out, bro. I told him. I
told him about that. You don't
have very nice. You don't get a
house. Do you get a baby? No.
No. House first. Dylan getting
a baby. Yeah, that's that.
That's that's where that's where
your funny part is. I'm sure
there's someone out there that
would be like, I think Dylan
could get a girlfriend. He just
doesn't try. I mean, like, I

(01:02:35):
don't know, like doing the
adoption and stuff, you know,
faith in me but if somebody was
like, I don't want this baby.
I'll sign the rights over. I'd
take a baby in a heartbeat. Yeah,
I'll take a baby. If if the baby
really wasn't wanted yet and
then we would know that they
truly didn't want their baby if
they gave it to them. Yeah, if
they were just like, hey, you're

(01:02:57):
an idiot. I'm at first, I'll be
you're an idiot. You're like,
hey, mama, I'm a kid now. I'm
gonna need to drop him off. You
have a grandson you need to
watch like every day now. You're
like, you remember what you did
to grand grand? Yeah, that's
you now.
You can do it. I'm gonna be a

(01:03:17):
chill dad. As long as you don't
leave like
I'm gonna leave.
and the one before that. Oh my
god. Break the family. Two
generations. Dad leaves. You
gotta break that. That's true.
I mean, that's better than my
family. They're just like,
I'm out. car accidents and

(01:03:40):
strokes and that word cancer.
Yeah. So, you're next. I mean,
you're the only one left.
Yeah. I mean, like if you're the
only one left, usually, you're
the last one. Yeah, you're next.
Usually, you're next. Yeah.
It's like the last bullet.

(01:04:00):
Don't you have two brothers?
They're step brothers. Oh, okay.
And cousins. Yeah. Yeah. I
forget about that. I've also
officiated the wedding, the
wedding, the wedging, the
wedding of two of my cousins.
Yeah. I married my cousin and
they're both my cousins. Good

(01:04:21):
times. One of them is my one of
them is Alabama. Okay. No, no,
but you gotta look at it. My
father's sister's daughter. No.
Son, my father's sister's son
married my mother's brother's
daughter. They're not blood at
all. They're not related. They

(01:04:43):
well, they kind of grew up
together. Yeah, they did grow
over on each other but like
they're not related. For me,
finding out there's a girl I
dated like in first, second
grade. I was like, hey, mom,
blah, blah, blah, blah. She's
like, you know, that's your
cousin, right? Instantly, I was
like, alright, I'm breaking up.
Now, see, I had a cousin that
told me that one time. He's
like, yeah, I got this gal.
We've been going out and he's

(01:05:04):
like, then I found out she's my
cousin and I'm like, what would
you do? He's like, I ain't
left her
and he's in the middle of the
parking lot at work. like 40
years ago. You can figure out
your cousins or something. Well,
like, okay, that's first cousin.
It don't matter. Think about
it. You've been married for 6

(01:05:24):
years. You've had two kids. I
mean, yeah, after you find out
your cousins, you figure out
that but but like I said, past
first cousin genetically, it
doesn't really matter. So like
there but let's say like you
don't have two eyeballs. It's
no three eyeballs. You want
your and like you can mess up a
family tree without actually

(01:05:45):
having to go through it. I
remember when my dad when I was
thirteen, daddy married her
first cousin. So, my
stepbrothers are actually my
third cousins and my stepbrothers
and my great aunt and uncle are
my grandmother and granddaddy
and my grandmother and granddaddy
or my great aunt and uncle.
Thanks. Now, I'm at my blood
like my family tree program when
I got married at the time was
like no and I'm like but I need

(01:06:08):
it to be in there and it's like
no, we have problems. So, what
do you think about your dad? I
don't know. I just wonder when
they first when they were
thinking about it when they were
dating daddy come to me and he's
like, what do you think about me
marrying her and I'm like, well,
she's freaking crazy. Don't do
it and then she come to me and

(01:06:29):
was like, what do you think about
me marrying your daddy? I'm
like, he's freaking crazy. Don't
do it and then about six months
into the marriage, I'm over at
my brother's house and she
comes over and she starts
whining about, you know, daddy
and I'm like, I don't want to
do this anymore. I'm like,
I'm not going to do this anymore.

(01:06:49):
You're already weren't warned.
Yeah, you were warned. There you
go. and my father like in his
younger years, my father was
like, well, I mean like
absolutely crazy. Yeah, that's
what this is. This is what his
dad got him for Christmas. Yeah,
I've had Leroy for what 1617
years. Not that I'm not. He
holds my mic. I'm fifteen and I
was there at the Christmas. Oh,

(01:07:11):
I'm not going to do that. No, I
don't do good with time. No, he
doesn't and he's like, he gets
very confused on like who was
there. Yeah, there's so many
means in my head that I just
assume everybody's everywhere
all the time and I'm really
bad about forgetting when
people die. like all the time

(01:07:32):
will be like, I'm going to swing
by and see granddaddy and you
know, like as I drive by like
where he used to live and then
like every time I'll be like, I
don't know. I don't know.
Snap. Dad for four years. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I still do like I
don't do it with mama anymore
but I mean, she's been gone for
2627 years. Yeah. Well, like

(01:07:53):
just couple weeks back, I was
like, I need to holler daddy
and see what he thinks about
this and I'm like, oh **** can't
do that. You know, like, I mean
you can get the wedgie board and
get the wedgie board. Get the
Luigi board out. Y'all can do
that by yourself. Nope. Don't
do that. You got to get the
dragon ball, right? Like you get
all the dragon balls. You get
them together and you say the

(01:08:14):
magic words and out pops just
magic dragon. There's no magic
words. You gotta summon the
dragon, don't you? You just put
them together. You just put them
together. You just put the balls
together and out comes the
dragon. Okay. But that's how
that's how daddy's earns are.
We we did some enchantments on
him. It's like if we ever get
all his earns together like
out pops the magic granddaddy.
All he's going to do is roast

(01:08:35):
you and go back. I'll say he's
going to make any wishes. No,
he's just going to show up. Make
you feel about this tall and
leave. Yeah. And like you met
daddy, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah.
He was really quiet around. I'm
sitting with him one time.
We're watching a TV show and
they're rebuilding this. They're
like building this car for this

(01:08:56):
kid and I'd say he's 1920 or
whatever and like he's his face
is messed up. He's talking
funny and everything and like
you know, we have a rock this
idiot come out from under like
no wonder they're having to
build a car for him. He can't
even say the word car and like
I mean he's just toasted him
after about 40 minutes. They

(01:09:18):
redo the opening segment right
before the big reveal. They're
rebuilding this car because he
had a car accident almost dead
and like one of his buddies
died and everything and like
he goes real silent and he's
like, oh my god. Same same year.
We're watching some

(01:09:40):
thunderstorms like you ever
watch the light in the storm
like off in the distance. We're
sitting on the front porch and
we're watching this just I
mean it was every it was 40
strikes a second. I mean like
the whole sky was just and he's
just like awesome. How like
amazing this storm is and I
mean like I was too. It was an
amazing storm. We're watching
the news the next day like 16

(01:10:01):
strikes a second. Oh no, I feel
bad. It's still a good storm
though. I mean it was amazing
to watch. I mean I imagine it
was a little bit different like
sitting in it, you know, but
like that's probably different
for getting struck by. I mean
like he obviously wasn't right
in the head. So no, none of us
are. Well, you told us stories
about him having a curtain over

(01:10:22):
his head telling you he's a
teletubbie like I mean always
hanger. Yeah, I used to catch
him watching teletubbies and
he would come out and like it's
just me and daddy. It's it's
just two guys living in a house
and like I'd walk by and like
he'd be watching teletubbies
and he loved Tara time. He
thought Tara was hot. It's Tara

(01:10:45):
time. It is a PBS kids show.
Okay, wait a minute.
kick the he kicked my bedroom
door over one night coming
there with the guitar and like
I'm like, that's not true. And
then just shut the door.

(01:11:10):
What's the other one that he
liked? There was another kids
show that he would watch all the
time.
her. Yeah. Yeah. He he thought
Tara was smoking. No. Hey,
different strokes for different
people. I know not the the

(01:11:32):
grown woman. Well, like no,
look because in that she's she's
way older. Is that her? Let me
see. Yeah, that's Tara. Yeah,
she looks way older in this
picture. Yeah. Yeah. He he
liked Tara time when she was an
adult. Well, that's good.
What's what's the other one? I
would catch him watching Big
Comfy Couch. What is that? I

(01:11:54):
have no idea. That's another
one. Yeah, that was a he used
to love changing the screen on
the computer to the like most
hideous shots of his wife that
they had on there. like you
would find the worst photos of
her. He could find and put him
at the background of the
computer. Oh, that's hilarious.

(01:12:16):
Last time you did that. Yeah.
She was so mad. She would get
mad at me and Brandon, my
brother. Uh she'd leave the
house. We'd get on the answering
machine and we would change the
answer. Yeah, black and white
TV. Look, I said sorry. Oh,
it doesn't. So, we would change

(01:12:36):
the answering machine message to
just randomly one time. It was
first Church of Satan.
What was it? One of them was
like a Turkey Ejaculation
Association of America like we
had a like we there was regular
people that would change the

(01:12:57):
message back. had uh people used
to go. This was after this was
right after mama died about a
year period after that before
daddy got married and everything
again and it was just me and
him. We'd get phone calls like
two or three times a day.
Telemarketers, everything and
they'd be asking for mama and
like I would give them all the

(01:13:17):
information and I'm like, oh
yeah, you know, call back and
then they would call back and
then I would pretend to be
somebody else and be like,
oh, I'm sorry. I had a lot of
fun with you know, it sounds
bad but like I've I've messed
with a lot of people because
mama's dead like my my children
cracked their grandmother jokes.
I mean like

(01:13:39):
dead grandmother.
dead granddad. dead dad.
He's cracking each other.
Part of life. That would be
like a big cancellation. I'd
make you boys famous. I don't
think we'd post that you'd get
your 15 minutes of fame for

(01:14:01):
watching my brains go out the
back of my head. It makes me
money. Make something out of
it. Make something out of it.
Dylan, I'm counting on you. I'm
sacrificing my brains to the
lead for you. I could we can do
this. I like that. Alright, put
on the best tears that you can.
Okay, the tears. You have to
put them on. You guys are going
to get canceled because you're

(01:14:23):
going to be like, oh my gosh. I
probably cry over from laughter
because you actually did it.
Michael, I mean, you've tried
to kill me before. Oh yeah,
that's right. I always forget
about that. You always you just
forget. I do. Okay. And you're
going to make a good daddy. I

(01:14:44):
mean, daddy, remember that time
you tried to kill me? Shut up.
God told me to. The burning
bush told me to. He made a lamb
and he said, shut up. He's
stopping for a day. That's
something drives me nuts. You
get people talking about like
the Bible and Christianity,
right? And they're like, oh,
this bad stuff that happens in
the Bible is like, have you read

(01:15:04):
the other religions? Yeah,
they're like, God told Abraham
to kill his kid and I'm like,
well, Malik told everybody to
kill theirs. They were burning
them on the fires to him. and
they were like, I think if one
dude would sacrifice one kid for

(01:15:24):
him, all the other gods were
like, burn them all. They kill
thousands of people like what?
What's up? I be killing people
the other. I don't know. That's
like the one that you like
surefire way to get into heaven.
Go kill somebody. Yeah, that
one's always like Muslims. Yeah,
if you want to like 100% like

(01:15:49):
that, you know, 100% you want
to get into heaven. Go martyr
yourself. for a lot.
Like that's so weird. Is that
what? Promise fifty virgins or
seventy virgins, seventy
virgins. Now, this is speaking

(01:16:09):
from a man who is thirty-eight
been married for 22 years or
no 22 years come February
twenty-four. Hey, I've been
married. Almost almost as I've
been born. Yeah. Think about it.
70 virgins. You're going to give
me 70 women who don't know how
to treat a man who probably are

(01:16:30):
all young, all whiny, not
mature. Pretty picky. It's that
guy who got cheat codes. He's
picking now. Yeah, I don't want
to say you're picky. I don't
want 70 virgins. I want one
good woman. If I'm going to
get married, I'm going to get
married. If I'm going to get
married, I'm going to get

(01:16:50):
married. Give me one woman that
knows it's just done how to be
my woman like what is in the
world? Oh, and they're allowed
to do all types of stuff. Yeah,
I know it's the same as
Catholics. Yeah, I mean like the
basis of the is is kill.
Convert. It's crazy or kill and
if your numbers aren't strong
enough, live amongst into your

(01:17:10):
numbers are strong enough to
convert or kill. Yeah. Like
that's the basis of the
religion. and I mean, I got all
the religions are going to
follow like if you're not going
to follow Christianity like why
would you want to follow a
religion that makes you pay for
what you do?
I don't know, man. I'm really

(01:17:32):
studying much other religion.
It's just like a friend made a
joke about. You know, like when
do you see when you see my
friends, they have a bomb like
jokingly, you know, oh, you
know, I might and that Ali's
like, oh, that's racist. That's
racist. You can't say that.

(01:17:52):
He's like, it's the religion. I
genuinely think he might blow
us all up right now and think
oh, free pass to heaven. Well,
I see I've known a lot of
Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists,
Satanists, Buddhists,
Satanists, Buddhists. Buddhism

(01:18:15):
is a interesting religion.
Mormons. Yeah, some of them are
pretty cool and the problem is
all of your religions. He said
interesting, not cool. No, it
actually isn't. Apparently, we
are all in the palm of Buddha's
hand. Yeah and he holds the
world and the monkey king. If
you go by him, he jumped to one
Pete on his hand and came back.

(01:18:37):
He's like, oh, I'm like if if
you're going to turn away from
Christianity or any religion
that is like I've heard people
say like I became Muslim
because Christianity was, you
know, like God was too cruel.
What?
God in the in the Quran. I mean,
I lost. No, Jesus is in the
Quran. He's a disciple. He's a

(01:18:58):
prophet. Oh, prophet. But I
mean, it's been years since I
read the Quran like all the way
through. I need to read it again.
What about the Book of Mormon?
What are you talking about? I
read the Book of Mormon or you
know, I'll let you know in
someplace on the way back from
Georgia. We were at Taco Bell.
Yeah, we were at Taco Bell. It's

(01:19:18):
like a twelve o'clock. Oh, I
heard you read Taco Bell. It's
like, no, it's a phenomenal
graphic novel. It's all about a
stoner trying to make a taco.
No, but yeah, it was like twelve
just like right on the counter
and it's like, but I would
encourage Taco Bell on anybody

(01:19:39):
that is a Christian in
professions to be a Christian to
study the other religions. Read
their books. Read their tenets
of faith. Talk to them. Figure
out what their their core
beliefs are like. The modern
apologetic Christian movement
to me has failed Christians
because like I was going to

(01:19:59):
seminary for an apologetics
degree and the only thing they
could do was to study was
church history. Christian Church
history and who all was wrong
in Christian Church history and
that was it. Yeah and like
that's understandable. You need
to know that stuff and you need
to know your biblical, you know
your Bible, your biblical

(01:20:20):
history, your church history.
You need to know what you
believe. but in order to defend
what you believe against
something else, you need to
also know what that something
else is. I mean, I think the
Christian apologetic movement
in my you know what I've seen
of it is missed the point

(01:20:41):
because it's too busy defending
the Christian faith against
other Christians. Instead of
defending the Christian faith
by understanding and knowing
what other people believe and
interacting with them. If you
don't interact with them, you
can't defend against them and
like the main thing they focused
against is they just want to
defend against atheism. It's
like most of it is against the
idea that there is no God. Well,

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that's the idea of atheism.
It's starting to go out the
window because people are
waking up to that. There is
something higher that we do
need to serve that people aren't
decided on what that is fine,
but like they spend so much
time trying to prove the
existence of a higher being
that they forget that we
already know there's a higher
being that let's prove which

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one we need to serve. Yeah. And
so like that's part of it. We
need to be able to defend
against them. I'd be dumb.
different religions. I'd be
down. I also want to go into
the um forgotten books of the
Bible with Book of Enoch and
all that. I haven't read them.
I've wanted to but I haven't

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got to come down because all
that because it's like the
reason they're actually in the
Bible because they're not like
what's it like? Well, they're
they are in some cannons. Yeah,
they're not. That's the world.
It just it depends. They are in
some. They aren't any others
or they're like, you know what
I'm saying? Yeah. And like the
the Bible, I don't know the

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Bible history would be is a
phone one to to actual study.
Yeah. So, let's do it. I've been
a I've read the Bible all the
way through but I'll be done.
Read the Bible all the way
through. I can't. Why not?
Because you won't commit to it.
Yeah. If I can read it in 10
days, you can read it in a

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year. 10 days. Yeah, I've read
it in 10 days. You just can't.
There's too much of a baby and
I can read better than you. I'll
give you a day. I'll give you a
plan to read it in 90 days. In
90 days and it sounds crazy
because it's hard to read it in
a year but the 90 day plan once
you get four days in, you're

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marking off such big chunks
that like you see progress
really fast and it just I don't
know something about that's why
I read it in 10 days. It's
because I was like when I
started reading it, I was like
what's going on? And so like you
you see like when you're doing
the year plan, you mark off a
day and like you gotta get
months before you see any
progress like on the 90 day
plan. Yeah, you start seeing

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progress so quick that it kind
of like encourages you to keep
going. The only thing that stopped
me is I got really born because
I kept on repeating this son had
this son and this son had this
son and she was the son of this
son like what can you stop
listen to him. When you get to
the end of the year, play it on
audio and read along if you got

(01:23:32):
a player that can like play like
one point time, you know, like
1.5 speed to where you can just
follow along with your eyes and
listen like all that stuff is
important for like deep dive
study but like just getting
through it. Just just just
power through it. Well, this
might be wrong to say but do we
actually have to learn the New
Testament? Mm hmm. Because I
thought most of it was like out

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of we don't really that's a new
testament or old testament. You
said New Testament. What you
said? Yeah. Because most of we
don't really follow no more,
do we? Uh no but without the
ultimate, you don't have any
fair enough because I know all
we got from the New Testament,
the Old Testament is uh we got

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the twelve thingies. I forgot
the 12 tribes of Israel. Sure.
Okay. You know, Abraham leaves
her. Yeah, he's called by God.
He's called by God. Anyways,
Abraham and then he goes all
throughout life but you're
familiar with lot lot gets

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kidnapped. You got the fight,
the coalition of five kings or
whatever that just got done
whipping the whole world. Lot
gets kidnapped. Abraham says,
oh heck no bro takes 300 boys
or men goes and whips these
entire armies of five kings and
brings everything back without
losing anything, right? When he
gets there, um my cheese deck,

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I'm not sure if you remember
that. I think he is the king of
Salem if I remember right. place
to look at it. I believe it is
in Hebrews chapter six or seven
is where it goes like more in
depth into it but then it's
also in Genesis. I can't
remember where it's at Genesis
but you'll have to look it up
but at this point in time,

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Mount Kizadek is a priest of
the god most high and this is
shortly before or after god
has made his nation his people
are going to go into Egypt to
be captive for 400 something
years and then he's going to
bring them out of Egypt so that
he can make god can make his
name great among the nations,
right? But at this point in

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time, Abraham has a priest of
the god most time now the Jewish
lineage hasn't even been set up
Abraham's the first like the
first people of god like he's
going to make a nation out of
them. The priesthood line, the
Levite priesthood line has not
been established whatsoever.
But then Jesus in Hebrews is
referred to as you know,

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Kizadek is being like Jesus but
not Jesus. I think what it's
showing in the in that moment
is showing that like at that
time of Abraham like this is
this is not that really that
far after the flood and all
this and so like a lot of these
people that you know, remember
the flood are very very closely
remember the flood are still
alive. So god's name is still

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there and at this point, there
are still people that I think
are serving him without Jesus
because they know god god still
desires to have a relationship
with people and that is what is
setting up Jesus to come
because like you have the
Levite, the biblical priesthood
that comes along and everything
and that that's where salvation
comes through and Jesus comes
through this line. But then when

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Jesus is is you know, sacrificed
he he raised us three days
later. He is the new high
priest which means he's he's a
priest that has no lineage.
He's a priest that doesn't have
to have explanation and do all
this special stuff to be a
priest. He's a priest of the
god most high because god
ordained him as a priest of the
god most high. Does that make
sense? Yeah. And so I think

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that is a small minute detail
of the Bible that that can help
explain why like we don't not
not follow the Old Testament.
But we are not required to be
bound under that law because
that's the new law when the
Levitical priesthood come. It

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was a new covenant with Abraham
like he's a had a priesthood
covenant with god like anytime
there is a change of priesthood,
there's a change of covenant.
What? I'm just listening. I'm
tired. You're tired. We can
wrap it up for this week if
you want. Alright. You gotta
work tomorrow, don't you? Yes.

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