On Our Own

With our producer sick, Andrew struggling to figure out the buttons, and Malachi and Dillion well, being Malachi and Dillion- We struggle forward for this weeks episode.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
I don't even know.

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Hi guys, welcome to the podcast. My name's Dylan.
Like that.
Oh, he's like, look at this Cheshire cat green.
Anyways, this is the cunning buffoons podcast I'm Andrew.

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Oh, did he already say his name? Yes.
I'm Bob.
All right, we got Bob Dylan, Andrew Bob.
Don't wear. No, not Bob Dylan.
Like that would be that would be awesome.
I don't know. I've never met Bob.
He seems like a kind of a rude guy.
That's why I like him so much.
That's why you like him so much.
Is he so that I'm rude? Yeah.

(00:49):
Like he literally like just curses out press when they get in the one like.
He's not like going to fake and like who wants to fake be nice.
Me. I don't.
Oh, yeah, you do.
Nope. Should I do it, Dylan?
Here it is.
Close up.

(01:11):
You're welcome for this view.
This is a once in a lifetime.
One and only.
All right, guys, how was your week?
Can we not do this anymore?
We're not on that anymore.
Yeah, you can quit staring at that one over there.
Yeah.
So I keep seeing this one.

(01:32):
It's like it's freaking my brain out.
You're going to be very difficult to deal with if you keep being so difficult.
We don't have a producer today's topic.
Slavery slavery.
What about it?
Now, that's not even a topic.
If you know the meme, you know the meme.
I got the meme.
I don't know this meme yet.

(01:53):
That's because you're a meme.
That guy.
You want to fill me in?
He takes like a handful of pills.
No, no, it depends on the video.
Which one are you talking about?
The guy that's like it'll say like, you're my older sibling.
As soon as the as soon as parents leave and he'll have like a cup of coffee
and he'll be like today's topic.
Yeah, he takes a thing of pills first.

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Then he says it.
He takes a thing of pills first, drinks a cup of coffee or whatever.
And that's today's subject slavery.
Yeah, but he doesn't take pills.
And this is a viral meme.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Funny, dude.
I don't know what to think about the generation.
You know, for you.

(02:37):
Doomed like most your generation like, OK, we got vape fiends.
Your generation had like overdose on heroin.
That's true.
Yeah, until they invented Narcan started bringing everybody back.
Like used to be, you could be respectable and like, oh, D and going out the door
and not cause a lot of problems for people.
But nowadays, like they keep Narcan and everybody and granted, you know,

(03:01):
I think there are people that need, you know, you need a couple of chances.
But like I know some EMT guys and they're talking about Narcan and people
two or three times a day.
The same people, the same person.
Yeah.
And like they can't not Narcan them because like, you know, the do no harm,

(03:22):
like, you know, medical oath and all, but at the same time, it's like, there's
people out here that want to live and might want to get up on their feet and
everything, but like we're wasting money, Narcan and the crap out of everybody.
I can't remember.
There's one comedian that talked about, I think it might've been cat Williams,
but I'm not sure.
I don't know what he's talking about.

(03:45):
He wants to get Narcan blow, blow darts and go around with a blowgun in the,
in the hood, just ruining everybody's high, you know, it would work.
I mean, like dealing, you're familiar with addiction.
Yeah.
Even though you're, you're younger, like you, you've known plenty of family
members.
You've seen plenty of people, errands, you know, minister to a lot of people
on drugs.

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Malak has seen me, my cousin on drugs.
Are they good?
It was like, you're not sharing.
I am with him.
Like, come on.
You gotta share.
Oh, it's energy drink.
Now you had something last week.

(04:28):
We were talking about the five nights at Freddy for a minute.
The Freddy nights at five.
Yeah.
So pretty.
Yeah.
But there was something about that you wanted to talk about last week.
Never got the chance.
Yeah.
Our producer kind of yelled at us.
Yeah, we did.
Well, no, she did.
She did.
She did.
No, we did.
Well, I'm being honest and honest.
Still didn't do no research on it.

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What I do know is that just a bunch of theories and that's about it.
What?
I want to know is like some theories.
Like all there is is theories.
Like there's no actual evidence because the creator hasn't come up.
Yeah, that's a hundred percent true.
He's leaving everybody in the dark.
Yeah, but theories about what you're leaving us in the dark.
Good.

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If you keep answering like this, it's going to be worse.
One of them freaking Senate hearings where they're like, yes or no.
Do you hate popcorn?
And they're like, well, the problem is popcorn is made in different
regions rather than like yes or no.
Do you like popcorn?
And they're like, ah, see, there's different types of popcorn.
It's like, all right, listen here, son of a gun.

(05:33):
I asked you a question.
It's yes.
I do like popcorn.
Okay.
So what are the, like the theories of what, of like what the kids are, what
the robots are, you know, I figured you wanted to talk about, you know, a
game where like you got murderous children.
Well, yeah, that's pretty much what you should get, but like, do you get to
murder the children?
No.
Are they like on like they're already, yeah, they're already murdered,

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stuffed inside the animatronics.
Okay.
So they've been murdered already.
You can't like re re murder something.
Nope.
I mean, there's some like fan games out there that you can do that, but
Okay. Now the question is like your theories are the theories of what, like
where the children come from, who the killer was, who made the game, whether
it's based on something real theories, just like these theories for this game

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is just what we think happened.
What, cause we don't know.
All we know the killer is his name's William Afton.
That's about it.
He just killed.
Is that a real person?
No.
You sure?
Could be.
Yeah.
I don't have our Google technician here tonight.
I mean, I could put my phones back there.

(06:38):
Charging.
Dude, I'm a service stretch out a cord.
I don't think it's long enough.
You're not unwrapped.
Are you right?
Okay.
Since we're on video games and we don't have our Google technician, like y'all
play one game to where you run around and you're just scared all the time.
Yes.
What game where you don't get any weapons or anything like the whole purpose of

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the game is to survive, but like they don't give you anything.
What game are you talking about?
You start my one where you're just hiding all the time.
Cosmophobia.
I think he's talking about the scent too, but I think he's getting it confused.
Well, you could technically fight in the same too.
Yeah.
You just, you could like buy a gun and just start shooting.
That's true.

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Or the monster, you could flash them with a camera.
Yeah.
Well, no, y'all were talking to that.
I couldn't.
I might've been one he was talking about, but Malakow was telling me about one to
where like it's a survival.
And like you don't get weapons and junk.
I don't know.

(07:44):
You know, like I'm stupid or I'll buy another Oculus and make you play the
that gum doll episode again.
I was perfectly fine with that.
It's good.
Yeah, I wasn't.
I wasn't scared of no doll.
Please don't.
I'm not scared of no doll.
Jester's brother is still up there.
Yeah, I know he's got both.
I can't see him behind the.

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And then there's, then there's the zombie head and then Lucy should be
around here somewhere.
I don't know where Lucy is.
Okay.
Wait.
Yeah.
I hung her up back there.
Oh, okay.
So you gave her like a spot to sit.
So you're, you're telling me, I told you about a game where you don't have
weapons and you're surviving.
Yeah.
Like you're running around and hiding from like, you're in a haunted mansion
or house or hospital or something.
That's gotta be dissent.

(08:26):
You talking about pacifier?
No, cause none of us bought that.
Yes, we did mean you played it.
No, we played Phasmophobia.
No, we played pacify.
The one with the little girl and the grandma.
Yeah, but I never talked about that.
Well, I'll say one I can think of.
But you can defeat the people.
You're not hiding.
Okay.

(08:47):
Well, I mean, I might have had to premise completely wrong.
I mean, out of that, are you just grabbing like a dumb ache?
That's probably about it.
I don't think that's it.
I'm pretty much the most intelligent person in this room right now.
No, no, that's pretty sure that's it.
He's like, Oh, look at versus game.
I mean, it could have been, I was talking about Phasmophobia from last week.
There's no weapon.
So you're hiding pretty much.

(09:09):
Yeah, but there was one before that goose.
Your mom was sick in the house.
Bye, Aspen.
But anyways, do we need to start this episode over?
No, no, so it's going good.
Give me some interesting stuff.
Okay.
Okay, let's let's talk about let's talk about vehicles.

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Vehicles.
What about vehicles?
Nissan GTR Skyline or just GTR?
Just GTR.
Skyline's all right.
No, the better one.
I kind of like the looking like I like Skyline looks way better.
I mean, this is true, but yours.
If you don't think the Skyline looks better, you're retarded.
Like you.
I just want a truck that runs.

(09:58):
Well, you got one that runs for another month.
Yeah.
I mean, I have a truck that runs and you don't.
Technically, it was my money that bought that truck.
We didn't buy it.
No, no.
When daddy bought it, it was my money.
You gave it to someone, right?
Title and all.
I gave it back to my father.
Okay.
And where does it?
And then he gave it back to you.
I know.

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Is your name on it though?
It's not really sentimental.
I can't put my name on it.
It's the only truck we got that's running right now.
Put your name on it real quick.
He can't have it.
I mean, his name is on it.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
My blood's all over the place on it.
That's crazy.
I've injured myself so many times near and in that truck.
That's the truck with the squirrel bit my finger.
And like as I'm shifting gears, there's blood freaking flying everywhere because it's split the finger in half and junk.

(10:42):
Yeah.
I can drive it.
That's all that matters to me.
Yeah.
You're going to be driving my F three 50.
I'm fine with that.
As long as it runs.
I mean, it runs great.
I just, if that doesn't have a transmission, that thing starts breaking down.
Also, I don't want to pay for gas in that thing.
He gets better gas mileage in the Nissan.
Diesel's more expensive.

(11:03):
Forty dollars, fifty dollars per day.
Nissan gets about 17 to 18 and gets 24.
I don't care.
Diesel's more expensive.
You know, it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
If I'm making one hundred and nine dollars a month, I can't keep gas.
You're going to be making a month.
That's all I got paid, which the math ain't math because three hours for four days.

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Time 17.
So 12 times 17 is not one hundred and nine dollars.
Did it take taxes out?
Ninety five percent tax.
I did the math earlier.
Three twelve times 17 is two hundred and four dollars.

(11:47):
Yeah, they probably took taxes out.
Ninety five percent.
No, that's like 50 percent.
That's going to be ninety five bucks.
Taxes suck because you don't have any dependence.
You got to have a crap ton of dependence.
What does that mean?
People that depend on you in order for the government to allow you to keep a little more of your money.
I depend on myself.

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I want to buy a house.
What's what's how much taxes you pay a week?
I don't know.
You don't like look at your growth versus you bring home.
So yeah, what is mama's talking about?
How she has like something that breaks down every everywhere her money.
Yeah.
Because when you get paid, you have federal and local taxes a lot of times to come out.

(12:32):
But like there are things that can be taken out pre tax in which I think they need to do away the IRS completely.
But other than that, like when she pays towards her retirement, that lowers the amount of income that they tax her on.
Well, like when I ask you like what's your gross pay, which is like the total that they pay you and then that your your net is what actually hits your bank account.

(13:01):
So like if you work and you make, you know, fifteen hundred dollars a week, but you actually see a fifteen hundred dollar check and more likely you're making two thousand to twenty seven hundred probably.
The rest of it goes in taxes and I know I make almost I make close to two K.
I know that much.
But is that what hits your bank account?
Nearly almost.

(13:22):
Then you're probably making that's what overtime.
If I do overtime, if I don't do overtime, which I do that much and you're still being taxed on it right now.
So yes, I want a better job.
I'm going to start with hamster when I get my license.
I've had like four people, five maybe when you give your license.

(13:45):
You have your license yet for the past like two years.
And it's like, you ask me this every time I see you and I'm still thirteen.
You know, I don't have my license.
You're not thirteen.
Well, when I was people, you have your license yet?
No.
And people that should know.
Yeah.
People that should know your age because they like know the whole family.

(14:07):
Yeah.
They come to your birthday parties.
They even know how old I am.
You have your license yet.
When you get like Sandusky, you have your license yet.
No.
When you turn when you turn sixteen, March six, a couple of months later.
Hey, can you drive yet?
No.
You mean is it March six?

(14:29):
He no, he literally would text me that like every for a while.
And I was like, bro, you're retarded.
Stop asking me when I turned sixteen.
Now you get used to it.
See, I like by the time I hit sixteen, I was like, I don't want to drive no more.
I'm tired driving.
You wouldn't let me drive.
Well, I don't have the money to replace like, okay, there is a big difference between like you talk about the people that let you drive their, you know, hundred five dollar trucks and stuff.

(14:56):
Yeah.
They have the means to replace that if they need to.
It doesn't matter that my trucks are five hundred dollar truck.
I don't have five hundred dollars to replace it.
I always tell people I have twenty six dollars in my bank account and a nine hundred dollar truck.
That's all I have to my.
I mean, that's.

(15:17):
And that's if I get nine hundred dollars out of it.
If you get nine hundred dollars, I mean, proud as people are of the motors of them.
That's what like when Dylan turned to buy that truck, he was like he wouldn't go lower than twenty five hundred because he was like, oh, it's an old truck.
People want these things.

(15:39):
Well, that's like the guy today.
He tried to have on me on the ground.
Big, you know, five hundred.
Well, I understand.
I had people all the time.
Well, no, no, I'm fine with haggling.
Yeah.
But like twenty five hundred dollars, I've already taken it down to a thousand.
Yeah.
And then I took another two hundred off eight hundred dollars.
That was my thing.
I was like, you already getting and my biggest deal is like you saw the engine.

(16:01):
Mm hmm.
The biggest thing is you can't believe people's words word anymore.
It's just not something you can see that doesn't bother me at all.
But like I flat out told him, you've seen the engine run.
I can take the engine out of the car.
Yeah.
And put it for a thousand and I'll get eight hundred out of it within a week.
Yeah.
You know, I can then sell the transmission for three or four dollars.
Then I can sell the drive train, you know, or the axles.

(16:24):
I can sell all the springs suspension.
I can sell the interior.
I can sell the computer because it's an actual piece.
Seventy one computer.
I can do all types of stuff with that car to make way more than a thousand or eight hundred
dollars.
Yeah.
But what we're going to do, I just think he didn't have the money.
I think that's really what it came down to.
That's what it kind of seemed like.
Like he wanted to get into racing, but he didn't really have the means because like,

(16:47):
it's not like I'm mad at him.
Like, oh, you didn't buy it.
But it's like, I do understand wanting something, but then you're like, can I really do this?
Like I should, maybe I should have thought this through.
Maybe I should have like taken some more time thinking, I don't really need to do that right
now.
It was either that or like I said, he was wanting to get into racing.
He had a certain amount of money set aside.

(17:10):
Yeah.
And it wasn't enough to get into racing.
Yeah.
You know, like you, you've got to have a pretty good amount of money to consider even starting
that car would do it right now.
Oh yeah.
I mean, it's not going to win you.
You might have to put a junkyard alternator on like you're racing it.
You don't need it to be.
That's what I was also thinking.

(17:31):
It died.
Did I've re driven a car with a dying alternator, hit the gas, the freak, the car down there,
it, it dies.
But if you hit the gas, it, I think what it was dying on him is because the batteries
just plumb shot too.
Yeah.
And it doesn't have enough juice to fire the injectors and all the spark plugs.
But I mean, that's besides the point.

(17:53):
Like I said, we'll do bug you to hear in a couple of months.
Yeah.
Just do some form.
And then that way we can drive it around all summer.
Yeah.
But then we can sell it for, oh yeah.
I'll get five out of it quickly.
Yeah.
But I mean, that's, but that's why I hate trying to sell stuff and like on marketplace
and all that.
Cause like, if I messaged somebody and offer a price, like, would you take this much?

(18:16):
And they say, yes, I'm not even going to message you and offer you money unless I have it in
my hand that I'm ready to get in my truck and go.
Yeah.
That's like a, I text one guy for doing one time that he wanted like 2,500.
The truck had a wiring problem.
It was literally your truck.
It had a wiring problem.
I was like, Oh, we could figure that out.

(18:37):
We figure out why our problems all the time.
Dylan could have a truck and we figured out, right?
I text him like a thousand.
Yeah, I'll take a thousand now.
Cause I can't get it to start.
No, I remember you told me it was right.
And so you like it, it grew more problems.
So I'll take an extra 200 off your ground.
Big is cause like, okay, it's you're going to have to put a little more in it than you

(19:00):
thought, but I've already knocked 1500 off the price.
It's a running vehicle.
Yeah.
It's worth $800.
Yeah.
And that's part of like why I say, I think it was more he had, he, he wanted to get
into racing with his buddies, but he didn't quite have enough to get like, yeah.

(19:23):
So what do you do exactly?
Me?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Like right now?
Yeah.
I wasn't just listening.
No, at the factory.
Oh, wow.
Work.
Well, duh.
Like what do y'all do?
What do y'all make coils?

(19:44):
Like air conditioner.
I think a little between air conditioners and refrigerators, John refrigerators, I
guess.
Okay.
So do y'all like, I'm assuming you got big presses and stuff that do all the things.
Yeah.
What if I was like, Hey, I'm going to need a moonshine chiller.

(20:08):
You ain't good enough with your guys at the shop.
But if I gave you the schematics, he would be like, Hey guys, I need one of these.
My problem.
Yeah.
I want to know the moonshine chiller is, but that's why I said, like, if I gave you all
those schematics and like all of the actual stuff, stuff.
Yeah.
But this guy's already talking about quitting.
Yeah.

(20:29):
I need more money.
You make how much a week?
$19.
Oh, $19 a week.
Dylan, you're a big boy.
You should have quit.
You're going home $1,500 a week.
No, every two weeks he brings in like 2000, almost 2000.
Okay.
So you're making four grand a month.

(20:50):
That's what I said.
That's with overtime.
I don't do overtime.
It's nowhere near two K. Yeah.
But do you need two K?
Yes.
For, okay.
For like actual living purposes.
No, soon.
Soon.
Soon.
Yes, hopefully.
Then why don't you start like a side hustle?

(21:12):
I'm thinking about it.
That's what I wish that, I don't know, cause like you go all over Instagram.
Oh, you're this and you're not doing this.
They don't, they don't explain how actually hard it is to get some of the like online
businesses going.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And they're like, oh, you're not making this much.
And it's like, yeah, we, we, we're not making that cause we don't have the time or money.

(21:33):
And then you, well, you also like, there's a lot of instances where like some of the
YouTube channels and stuff where they get famous with shorts and everything.
They also have enough money to pay for a service that they just drop their stuff in it.
And it automatically labels it all and turns it into shorts and put, you know, like they,
so there's a difference.
Yeah.

(21:54):
Like if we ever got to where we was making even just a little bit of money, I would like
put the money towards doing some of those services and stuff first to be able to get
the money.
I want to start businesses.
That's what I want to do.
But the problem is you got to have money.
Not necessarily.
I'm when I buy Bernie.
Now I got a couple, I'm gonna start telling you things that we're going to start working

(22:17):
on.
And I don't care how much you hate computers.
You're going to start learning to do it so that you can sit out here and do one computer
when I do the other one.
Yeah.
We've got a few things that we're going to start blowing up.
Why are you blowing up computers?
No, no.
I mean, I mean, I got a couple of old ones.
We could, I got 20 pounds Tanner.
I have to say, but we could destroy some computers if we needed to.

(22:38):
I like that.
I got to build new ones first though.
Me too.
I got sorry.
I'm going to live in my truck.
Can't build computers.
You don't have to build them to work on.
I'm going to sit you down and you're going to go click, click, click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click, click, click.

(23:01):
And then when you're all, you're gonna build a computer.
You don't have to work on a computer.
You're going to build one.
You're going to build a computer.
I'm a computer.
I'm a computer.
I'm a computer.
No one.
It's stupid.
I kind of enjoy it.
Sometimes I know you don't.
Sometimes when they're doing what they're supposed to be doing, I don't enjoy it.
But when they're all just like screw, you ain't doing nothing.

(23:23):
I'd rather do.
drive motorcycles.
I like that.
Yeah.
Take that motorcycle and then off and get a rebuild.
We need to get set up to take this mobile.
Why are you a famous ship?
No, I'm talking about when, uh, like the next time you do a four H camp, we'll,

(23:46):
we'll take it and set up on a Friday night.
Yeah.
And then four H puts us in jail. I think we can talk them into it.
That's cause like, I don't know, when we were talking to miss Emily, like she's
like, you're pretty mad because she's been, she's been a four H agent for a
while.
Miss Emily note, cause she was over in Warren County, but junior camp is

(24:09):
$355.
Now.
Isn't it like a hundred dollar increase?
She said from last year, it's a $25 increase because it was three 25 last
year.
Yeah.
Like, I told you I was stupid.
Like sending one kid.
Okay.
Sending two kids.
Okay.
Sending three.
No, you just, it starts getting ridiculous.

(24:31):
No, I mean, even with one kid, it's ridiculous.
Like you guys would have never went to four H in each thing.
If it wasn't for doing the fundraisers and stuff.
And yeah, that's the, and then most counties can't do that.
Cause not everybody has a cool guy in the office who gets that set up.
Yeah.
And I mean, I think we're the only County that does it.
Yeah.
Well, not anymore.
Apparently

(24:55):
unless we figure out something else to fund us.
I need to talk to Paul Paul.
And you sweet talk, Paul Paul.
Well, no, what you need to do is start sending this podcast, the link and
everything to all your four H friends.
Yeah.
Heck no.
I would never do that.
And then, and listen, and then you get, you get all of them listening and then we

(25:17):
start pitching the more people we get.
Hey, donate to your local four H.
I will never, you do realize that now that I'm connected to your Instagram,
too, like I could start sending them messages.
You're not connected to my Instagram.
Well, you connect to both of ours.
He's not connected either.

(25:39):
Oh, the thing is you're like, okay, let's do a podcast, right?
And then we're going to do a podcast and you want the podcast to go somewhere.
You got to start with people, you know, I don't already tell people everybody at
work like, Hey, I'm doing a podcast.
Listen to it.
Yeah.
No, thank you.
Yeah.
But like what happens, then I'm known at four H for like the freaking, the

(26:01):
podcast guy, which they haven't listened to them yet.
So would you rather be known as the podcast guy or the idiot?
That's true.
I'm not known as the idiot.
I'm known as the test Cunningham's little brother.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I mean the test Cunningham's little brother could be having a podcast.
No, I'm just Malika.
I was at first, like my first roundup.

(26:22):
I was just tested a little brother.
Yeah.
Cause test was there though.
So it's like, I wouldn't take that kind of disrespect.
Yeah.
See now I've went from angels, dad, just to test his dad to with Malika.
It was kind of weird.
Everybody's dad.
Yeah.
Cause like I'm everybody's dad now, but at first like, you know, I'm
everybody's dad, but people didn't realize that I actually was his father.

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For some reason.
And like, I would say I'm going to go get my son or Malika.
I would say I'm going to go, you know, holler at my dad.
Dude, who was it?
Oh, uh, one of the four H agents.
I was talking to him at the grill masters.
Yeah.
I was talking to him at grill masters.
I'm like, Hey, you know, my dad, right?

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He's like, I mean, I, I described you and he's like,
touch your dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I went roundup.
We spent all around together and like he was in our region and everything
at the meetings and everything.
And I'm like, we're waiting on my son.
Yeah.
That was like the most annoying thing ever.
I hated that.

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But then it was really weird that like every corner I went around, like
you heard a chorus of dad.
Yeah.
Because all my friends started calling him dad.
Like you look really weird whenever like six kids start calling you dad.
Yeah.
And it's like, we're all the same age.
Yeah.
All the, all the adults are looking over at me.
One of them looked over at me at one point and was like, uh, what's that

(27:49):
about him?
Like I knew I shouldn't have went to that concert and I just turned around
and walked off, but yeah, it started because I come around a corner at one
point and like, I tried to like, I spent some time with my kids while I'm at camp
with them, but I tried for the most part to like, you know, I'm like, I'm
like help other people to do, you know, other things and kind of keep an eye on

(28:09):
things like leave him alone.
And so I not like just smother my children.
Like I'm there to hang out and have fun, but like, I don't have to do it
the whole time with them, but so like I'll walk around the outskirts a lot
and try to not be seen.
And I walk around a corner and like every corner I walked around as
fools around that corner.
But at one point I walk around and he goes, dad, yeah, I started it.

(28:31):
I would, I would say dad, like I hadn't seen him in three years.
Yeah.
Like dad.
And the best part was they did it at one point.
Uh, it was him and about five of his friends.
And there's a girl over there that's like almost crying from laughter and
she's adopted was abandoned and everything.
And she's like, that's the funniest crap.

(28:53):
Cause at first I was going to be like, I crap.
I'm going to have to apologize.
I'm going to be in four H H R, you know, no, she, she, she thought it was hilarious.
What you didn't do any four H or anything.
Did you, they want to, I did the speech contest.
No, no, I didn't do the speech contest for four.

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If they did it for dare, you know what?
Darius.
Nope.
Y'all don't know what there is.
Oh, I wish I wish your mama was here.
So I could have her look up a one of the songs.
Dare was a anti-drug program.
It was something I'm going to have to look it up because, uh, okay.

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Now, like the school I grew up in, we were all a bunch of little drug dealers anyway,
so it really didn't matter, but.
Well, it would help if I typed in dare, not date hang off.
Hang on a truth and dare or no, no, no, no.

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Dairy drug abuse resistance education.
Okay.
That's what it was.
And they had songs and a goofy mask on and everything.
Right.
And so I wrote, uh, an essay on like how not to do drugs and like how important it

(30:16):
was not to do drugs and her sell drugs and stuff like this.
A lot, um, I don't know.
Cause I was like, it'd be cool to write an essay about doing, you know, not doing
crap I do so I won first place.
Be cool to write an essay.
I've never thought anybody would ever say that.
The worst, the worst part about it was, I mean, I enjoy stretching my brain.
And at this point I'm still little and like not as fried as I am now, but like

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the worst part was like the new, you've seen some of the news media sensations
for like, they'll have a new drug, right?
The new synthetic drug or whatever, like all the children are doing.
And then they'll have a segment where they break down how to obtain process.
Use and get high off of said drug or whatever.

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Yeah.
Dairy was kind of like that.
They were like, Oh, so you don't know what heroin looks like.
Well, here's what it looks like and here's how people do it.
So don't do it.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
It does make sense.
And it was, and plus we're in a little redneck school that's in like the
corridor of drug dealing and traffic.
And, and so like, it was hilarious.

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Well, a lot of them programs fail.
They don't really help anybody, but it's not really because
they're not helping anybody.
They're not trying.
They're doing something good in trying, but like, that's like, just
like the four H a TV thing.
Like, they're like, they like wear a helmet on a TV.
No, I'm not putting on a helmet to get on an ATV Malachi always

(31:51):
wears a helmet on his ATV.
Malachi has never, ever put on a helmet on an ATV because Malachi is a straight male
kind of gay retard puts on a helmet.
Then why do I have pictures of him?
Why have pictures?

(32:13):
ATV.
Do you know where an ATV is done?
Yes.
Or wills.
You do not have a picture of pictures right now.
My phone's back there.
I'll do it later.
Right now.
No, I'll do it right now.
So we're going to put these pictures.
I need time to draw.
You're going to draw.
You got to draw.
Well, like if, if you're on like a Banshee or like a big two stroke or like you're

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actually racing, you know, where hell if you're going to be running up the side of
a cliff, wear a helmet.
But if you're just driving around, acting stupid and chances are your
skull's thick enough anyways.
It's no, I four wheeler.
Don't put a helmet on their bike.
Yes.
Dirt bike motorcycle, put a helmet on.
You're just driving a four wheeler.

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Do not take the times to no.
And when I drove, you're going to be driving like an idiot.
I drive a four wheeler on a farm.
I'm not putting on a helmet.
No, I don't blame you.
But if you're like, Hey, I'm going to go run this race course.
Well, it's like, okay, I'm driving the four wheeler around the farm, but I'm in
fifth gear doing 60 the whole time.
Yeah, I know.
See, that's what I'm saying.

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It all depends on what you're doing and how you're doing it.
And the, and the mind, the four wheeler had no brakes at whatsoever.
Should we technically have had helmets on when we were going down the road at 35, 40
mile hour behind the truck?
Probably.
Well, it's like, okay, if you just downshift at the right time, you could stop the

(33:40):
four wheeler in time or you downshift to first and you jump off and you stop the
four wheeler.
I mean, there's like, or you just run into the side of the barn.
It's not going to hurt it if you're in first gear and then you'd stop.
But like the only time I've ever wrecked a four wheeler was it was like, it's just

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started raining.
I was on the four wheeler and I was in a T-shirt.
So I was kind of like agitated.
So I was just, I was on, I was in fourth gear.
It just got muddy.
And if you've never been around the chicken barn, the backside is big hump, like
it's because they're levitated up above everything.
So they're on like a mound, but the back is always like a steep hill.
And I took that turn and I just started doing this and this.

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And then I did this, but I jumped out before it landed.
It like landed sideways and then I flipped it back over.
I got hung on a tow motor like at one time come in the ink plant and like,
luckily I got down a ramp, but I got down a ramp and as soon as you get down, I

(34:45):
needed to turn left real sharp.
Well, I turned left and then, uh, the throttle hung wide open.
So I was sitting there.
Sounds fun until I finally cut the key.
Like it wouldn't go into neutral.
So I finally cut the key off, but it was just like, that was also, I was walking
by one time and I heard a big boom and I got looked over and I'm like, Hey Wayne,

(35:08):
how you doing?
And then I got looked forward.
I hear a big boom and I look back and I'm looking down at Wayne, the floor
collapsed completely around the tow motor and his tow motor, the little
pallet of ink and everything fell.
So I was like, Oh, I'm going to go back.
That's the one.
Sorry.
Well, there's like, I don't know.

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Cause I don't, I never wrecked the dirt bike we had over here.
Cause I always had other people do it for me.
Like I watched them make the stupid mistake and was like not doing that.
Cause like one time we were going to race, like, okay, how long would you say
that yard is just for like 1200 feet?
Yeah.
So we were going 1200 feet and like, it's a dead tree line on the other side.

(35:52):
So you have to have time to stop.
Well, me and my neighbor are standing in front far enough to where you can stop.
But like just enough to tell you to stop before you get to us.
My sister had this thing wide open.
Really?
Yep.
Well, yeah.
And she'll, she'll argue.
She had plenty of room.
She was going straight for that tree line.
Just a lot.
And you could hear that thing.

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And we're going, stop, stop.
You should have stopped a long time ago.
And then she, she tried to dodge us.
Cause I mean, we're probably only this far from the tree line.
And so when she goes to dodge us, she's going so fast, the tire, when she turns,
it just breaks loose and slides and she burns her leg.
But then she gets up and starts yelling at us.

(36:36):
Like, I mean, you were in fourth, you weren't fifth, fourth year going
straight at a tree line.
Obviously you should have done something to stop her.
No, she thought she had plenty of time.
And then see that that's the difference.
I love this analogy that Andrew Tate gives.
It's like the difference between a male driver and a female driver is a guy
wrecks his car and he gets out and he goes, probably shouldn't have done that.

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A girl gets on her phone and you know, she called her dad.
Well, it's not my fault I wrecked.
It's actually the other guy's fault.
I didn't actually, well, he was, I was going fast, but he might've been going
faster trying to give you a bunch of excuses, but it's like, nobody cares.
Are you okay?
Is the car okay?

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Like just, it's like, obviously it's your fault.
It doesn't matter whose fault it is.
The car is wrecked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's why I always enjoyed Angel.
Your oldest sister, when she would call something would be wrong with a vehicle.
And when she called when the Mazda engine blew and she's like, uh, it just quit.
And I'm like, Angel, what do you mean it just quit?

(37:42):
And she's like, well, it made some clanking noises.
And I heard them.
So I heard the noises.
So I then pulled off to the side road and then it died on the side road.
I'm like, okay, could you hear the clacking noises or could you hear the clacking
noises over your custom bow sound system at full volume?
And she was like, I might have heard it over the sounds.

(38:04):
They'd say, well, of course.
Yeah.
But yeah, it had a three of the four cylinders at top dead center.
Like she just shattered pistons.
She's like, what does that mean?
I'm like, it means it doesn't run anymore.
It means it's dead.
Job.
I was a fun little car though.
Oh, it was.
Yeah.
That was the, that was when we spent a month and a half with the only one.

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All we all had to spend about a week and a half when we got down to the truck was broke.
The flex was down.
Uh, Angel's car was down and then we had another one that was broken.
And then we had another vehicle at the moment.
It was down too.
And the only running vehicle I had with a family of seven people here was my motorcycle

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and angel is working and going to school in Murfrees Pearl.
So when you're about the new car or her new, her new car,
she bought her a new car right before she moved.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody gave her a Honda, some buddies of ours got together and bought her a

(39:13):
little Honda to drive where she'd have something to drive back and forth to work.
And it lasted like perfect amount.
Yeah.
It like broke right.
Is she, she, cause I remember her driving it to her graduation.
Yeah.
She just graduated and everything.
And then she bought then, but like angels always been good with money.
So it's not like, like I'm horrible with money.
Yeah.
I'll be honest.

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You're a lot like me.
You like to spend money and do things.
Yeah.
Well, angel likes to read books and scallop man.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know if there's any hope with that one.
And then I don't think there's a hope with, I don't know.
I mean, Ali's got a chance.
Curious got a chance to us an angel.
I don't know.
Oh yeah.
I think me as an angel, the single siblings, you know, we'll get you a girl eventually.

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There's one out there for you.
Women are scary.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. You got this.
Is that what your mom told you?
Women are scary.
No, that's why you women are scared.
Is that what your mom told you?
Which one?
That you got hit.
Oh no.
She agrees with me.
I'm dying alone.
You boys is harsh on yourself.
Yes.
Like look at my wife and beyond.

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Dreamed about her.
What do you mean?
She codes.
No, no.
That's what you tell us all the time.
That episode didn't even get aired though.
So like, well, here you go.
Yeah. Here you go.
This guy, tell your story.
Dreamed about his wife ever since a kid.
Yeah.
I mean, like I had dreams over.
I knew exactly what she was going to look like.

(40:40):
That's, that's not cheat code.
Yes.
That's what we call cheat code.
I still had to do the work to get her.
How much, how much work, how much work?
He said, Hey, go get me a Mountain Dew.
And she said, no, it's the first woman in my life.
It didn't listen to me.
And I married her.
Does that not sound like something out of a rom-com?
That does sound like exactly.

(41:01):
Maybe a few, but, but this isn't like the dreamy dude.
This is like the heroin addict, dude.
I wasn't on drugs.
I mean, I took a lot of pills and I drank a lot.
That's drugs, pills or drugs.
Yeah, pills or drugs.
But it's like, I don't know.
There's like, y'all definitely aren't the perfect disney

(41:25):
romance couple ever, but we've had a lot of ups and downs like, and you
know, this old ship of a marriage is all beaten, battered, but it's still floating.
And I mean, I take it into any storm there ever was.
Women are just crazy.
This generation.
You don't think they're crazy in my generation?
Not as if you met your mama.

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No, this is what you don't understand.
Feminist, the feminist push man.
It's it was just as big in our days.
Yeah.
No.
A lot of the younger generation is waking up to that bull crap though.
I hope.
And I hope some of the parents realize that we needed to stop raising iPad kids.

(42:07):
Cause your generation cooked a lot of people with that.
Your late, late generation, right up to about to the 90s, 90s,
early 90s, early 90s, early 90s.
Late, late generation, right up to about to the 90s, the 90s kids are raising
a bunch of freaking iPad kids.
That's the same as that's why the generation was raised on TV.

(42:29):
Yeah, but not as bad.
You still played outside.
I mean, I did.
Yep.
Most kids, your generation played outside still.
That's what you're not like.
It's just so different.
Well, that's mainly the video game entertainment aspect.
Like we were the everything at your fingertips all the time, I think is what

(42:49):
has caused that to start happening because when we were kids, yeah, they would
sit us down in front of the TV, but you had like an hour and a half of shows.
Cause the TV cut off at seven.
I mean, no, it didn't.
Yes, it did.
It did it eight when I was a real little, but I mean, the big thing about it was

(43:09):
like, you could entertain your kid with this show, but you had, you could only
watch this show at this point, but then you're, you're correct.
When my generation had access to YouTube and constant Netflix and on demand, you
know, and just this nonstop stream of entertainment, but I mean, it's
parenting is hard.

(43:30):
Yeah.
Oh, I have Netflix.
Sorry.
We had Netflix on our Weebrough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were Netflix people when you actually had to, okay, now this is going to blow
some people's minds or will be somebody that listens to this that goes, what?
Yeah.
I mean, Netflix didn't used to be online other than going on there and checking

(43:53):
the boxes and lining up what DVD you wanted mailed to you next.
That's how they started.
Yes.
Okay.
You would get the DVDs and they would mail them to you and then you would watch
two out of the three because one of them would always be scratched and then you
would have to go on there and tell them that, you know, this one, you didn't get
to watch because it was scratched and then you would mail a mic and then wait for

(44:13):
them to mail you the new movie.
So, um, before we had a good internet, cause we had Hughes net, which is trash,
by the way.
Um, so we couldn't watch Netflix.
They, we had a rennet and after we stopped doing it, that's when they got
recan, I don't think you could do that no more like at all.
No, you can't.
We could for like a little bit, but now there's no purposes.
Like there's no purpose of doing it now, but like when it first started, like

(44:36):
internet bandwidth to everybody's house was not, I mean, like you guys are used
to, you know, a hundred megs, 200 megs.
Like now we got, you know, a half a gig download speed.
Yeah.
27 K kilobytes is what we got.
That's what I was talking to Dylan about.
We got like one, one thousandth.

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If I was your generation, I would not be listening to music.
The time y'all grew up in and all the downloading and stuff.
Yeah.
Like it would take, I could go over there right now while recording, start
playing a movie and then download a song in 30 seconds.
That'd be an hour and a half endeavor.

(45:19):
Like we would leave the download and like the torn apps and stuff going for
days, download movies.
I think there was a little bit when I was growing up too, cause it took a
minute for music, cause I had an eye like a, what were they called?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
See, like you're barely cause like you are at the cusp of when everything
really started, like in your childhood, you were born in what?

(45:41):
2005 2004.
Yeah.
Cause see, like I grew up, we had an MS dolls computer, everything was
command line and then like, so like I started playing on computers at very
young and my generation in particular.
Did you finish that one liquid come out of that?
Apparently I did a fish.
Yeah.
You completely missed that.
From my generation in particular, we had, we grew up and cut our teeth.

(46:04):
While like all this technology was advancing so fast within like y'all's
generation coming in during when it was, I guess, starting to advance so much
faster because like it took mid eighties to two thousands before it really was.
Like feasible for home computers to not just take off, but to be good for anything

(46:27):
other than checking your email and typing a word document.
All right.
It's so weird.
Cause even me, I was born in 2009.
I even still remember how bad quality stuff used to be in crap.
Oh yeah.
Like the, we that Netflix was so choppy and like, it just looks so different now.
And like the, what was it?
The delivery service?

(46:50):
The delivery room had that desk right in the corner.
Uh-huh.
It's got my aluminum desk.
The Mac book, the Mac book computer.
Was that a whole computer?
That sat there for forever, but we had a really empty living room.
We kind of just sat in the floor our whole childhood.
We're poor.
Yeah.
I don't, we had like a recliner.

(47:10):
Like that was it, but I kind of liked it cause we just played in the living room.
Like it was big.
There was nothing like, and when I say I have poor though, like for
people listening and like, just to understand that, like we made the
choice to have only one parent working.
When we first had, you know, had a young and on the way it was a
conversation of like, what are we going to do?

(47:31):
It's like, we're going to have one parent working.
One parent's going to be at home.
Yeah.
And so like, it's not necessarily that we're poor.
It's just that we didn't have two parents working.
Cause I mean, honestly, once you get to five kids, you're going to be paying
just as much for child care, not child support, but childcare.
I know, I mean, I know some guys that are paying child support on
five or six different youngins.

(47:52):
Yeah.
I know some dudes that would make, you know, should have made a thousand dollars
a week, they brought home 40 bucks by the time they got done paying all
their child support time.
I think the women can have abortions.
Men can say, I don't want that kid.
And until we realize that that's the same scenario, there'll be no change

(48:16):
because if you can go decide that you don't want the kid and the man has no
say, then when you decide you want the kid, the man can say, I don't, I don't want it.
I agree with that to a certain extent.
I don't think abortion should be legal anyway.
Yeah.
So child support makes sense if abortion is not legal.
Yeah.
But I'm talking about with the child support thing, like there's a lot of guys

(48:42):
out there that like that, that's a risk you take, but just, just like, that's
why I think abortion should be illegal.
And, you know, I, to go beyond my actual like theological beliefs.
He has one reason I think abortion should be legally is because it's, you
know, we've become a society that has no consequences for your actions.
Yup.

(49:03):
You open your legs.
You might get pregnant.
That's like a sticky dick and a woman.
You might get that.
That's like sex is supposed to be this special thing, right?
You and your partner share.
Uh-huh.
Well, let's all start singing about sex and how we do it every day with

(49:25):
a thousand different women.
Well, they've been singing about it for years, but like they used to
be a lot more subtle about it.
That's the thing is like new songs.
Like, what are we doing?
And like, it's just what, what a friend of mine thinks, one of the biggest
changes of the sex and stuff that made it a sacred thing was when birth control

(49:46):
started happening, birth control and all that, where you didn't have really
consequences and like just so much stuff.
It's that, but it's also the, to me, the society's mentality.
If you look at like all your TV shows, all your sitcoms, all your, your TV
shows, your movies, everything they always portray, like you get married

(50:10):
and then sex is boring.
Yeah.
Like that, that's a huge subject or like plot line always is like the, the
new movie coming out with a Nicole Kim and I think her name is, you know,
I didn't know where, you know, basically she's going to get into, uh, an
affair with one of her underlings.
And it's like her sexual awakening or whatever, but like there's, there's a

(50:33):
lot of stuff and a lot of women and men, both that they get in to marriage and
they follow the lie that society has given them.
Yeah.
And like above and beyond that, I think a lot of like, you know, you take
Westernized Christians and like the theology of Westernized Christianity

(50:53):
is sex is this huge taboo that they don't talk about.
Like, you know, like you guys are both young, but have you ever heard a
sermon on the song of Solomon?
I think so.
Yeah.
The song of Solomon is basically a giant perverted love poem that they're
writing back and forth.
And like, if you start like deciphering the like symbolism and the stuff they

(51:17):
talk about, like he's talking about exploring her body, something fierce.
And like, that's the whole point of it.
It's like they're married, their partners have fun.
Yeah.
Like a lot of the marriage counseling I've done over the years and like, you
know, sitting with the guys with the divorce is and like the blessing of
being able to sit with guys before a divorce or like, you know, sitting with

(51:37):
married couples and stuff like that.
Like one of the things that I've had more couples come back and talk to me and
thank me for telling them than anything else has been telling them that like
when it comes to your physical relationship, quit thinking about what
the world talks about and go have fun.

(51:58):
Like if you remember what it was like when you were dating your, you know,
you're still dating.
It's supposed to be fun.
Like even like your marriage in general, your mama came up to me a while back and
was like, you know, like I apologize.
And I was like, for what?
And she's like, you know, cause every now and then I forget that
this is supposed to be fun.
And it's easy to do like, well, I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to
go to the bathroom and it's easy to do like life drags you down and bills get in

(52:22):
the way and like emotions flare up.
But like at the same time, like if you're going to marry somebody, you're, you're,
you're really just agreeing to date them for the rest of their life.
That's like one of the biggest things is I try the guy I had, what?
$26 in my bank account.
I had $36.
I handed you my car.
I said here, buy that.

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One of my biggest things is I grew up with people who worried about money so
much and we're always stressed about it.
And then my older sister started doing that a lot.
She started worrying for them about their money and I saw that.
And then I started seeing them worry.
And I just was like, I'm going to make it my goal to never worry about how much

(53:03):
money I have, especially at my age now, because what I'm 15, I don't pay any bills.
I don't need to make money right now.
I don't do anything.
So like as far as worrying about money, like the last time I truly was like
worried about money is when my car declined at the Regal Theater.
Y'all remember that you were there.

(53:23):
I was crying, but I was so mad because I was like, where did my money go?
But then I realized, oh, I spent a lot of money.
So it's like, money goes fast, but it's still like, I just don't want to, I
refuse to worry about how much money I have.
That's like some people get embarrassed.
Like Ali gets embarrassed when you ask her how much she has in her account, or

(53:43):
you say, Hey, you really don't have the money for that.
Cause you're playing with her, but it's like at the same time, it's like, just
don't get embarrassed about your money, like cause you're 16, 17.
I think my card declined once and that was because my card was
messed up, but it fixed itself somehow.
I'm a father of five.
I've had my card declined a bunch.
Yeah.
It's like, I used to get angry.

(54:07):
Like cause like I would sell something that I had, or like I would have a big
job and it would make me, uh, you know, more money than normal.
Yeah.
And so like, I would get this extra chunk of cash and like every
time something breaks down.
Sorry.
That's the wire.
Freaking.
All right.
Yeah.
We're going to get you a better mic, but like every time I would get this big chunk

(54:30):
of cash, something would break and like take the whole chunk of cash.
And like, I used to get mad because I'd be like, well, I can't
all my bills pay and we've got groceries, but like now we don't have any extra money.
But now I don't like if the bills are paid and we got at least like, we don't
always have good groceries, but we always have at least something you can munch on.
You know, so it's sometimes we'll see.

(54:54):
The biggest regret I probably have about money.
I probably shouldn't regret about it.
Cause like you were saying, uh, about the money hates, you don't
mind spending or something like that.
Yeah.
The only reason I got a job when I was like 13, I wanted video games.
I was the whole point.
My mom wouldn't buy me a PS four.
She was like, get a job.
You buy yourself.
I was like, all right, bet.

(55:14):
I'm going to go get a job the next day.
When they were 300, 400 bucks, bought in PS four.
It's PS four, not PS five.
I saved up five grand, spent it all on video games.
I regret that to this day.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you got to learn somehow.
Five day, um, work on video games.
I'm a five day, um, work on, uh, Adam, when the PS three first come out,

(55:38):
uh, and they come out with the metal gear free snake eater.
Right.
I wanted to play snake eater.
I played all the other metal gears.
And so I went to Walmart, I got metal gear, snake eater, and then I got a PS three.
Then I brought them home and then we set the recliner right up front of the TV.

(55:59):
Took me two weeks.
I got all the extra stuff done.
I beat everything and then I packed it back up and I took it back to Walmart.
And she said, well, what's wrong with it?
I said, nothing.
She said, well, you mean I said, I'm done with my game.
She said, what do you like?
I gotta have a reason to say, no, you don't.
I have the original receipt right here.
It's within the 30 days.
And she's like, well, I mean, you know, yeah, so if nothing's wrong, I said, no,

(56:21):
that's wrong with it.
I'm done with my game.
I was like, I bought it for that game.
Yeah.
And she's like, well, we can't take the game back.
I'm like, well, I mean, that's 50 bucks.
It's not that big of a deal.
So I gave the game to somebody who had a PS three, but then she's like, well,
why are you bringing it back?
I'm like, cause I'm going to take that money and then I'm going to go buy a
wheat eater because I needed a weed eater more than he did a PS three.
So then I went and bought a wheat eater and we run that.

(56:43):
I think Malik I put that was the little husk of Ornia that you put probably 10
spools through in one summer.
That thing was a monster.
I hate weeding.
Oh, you used to love it though.
Then can I weed eat?
I would ask and he would always say no.

(57:06):
So I feel like you were, if like you, you said no to a lot of things that made no
sense to me for saying no, but then when it was something that seemed important,
you said yes.
What?
Give me examples.
I would come inside church.
Hey dad, John boys coming and teaching me how to kill

(57:27):
myself.
Nobody bats an eye.
Nobody.
No, not a single person asked dad to run the we've either know what?
Well, you know, whatever.
Do you remember letting me shoot you with a paintball gun?
Yup.
Oh, that was so awesome.

(57:48):
I saw you back though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You did.
And I thought you're back.
So my cousin, my airsoft gun, he was supposed to shoot me in the butt.
Yeah.
I missed.
Didn't I pull my pants down though?
What?
No, you did afterwards because so that we could check the welter.
Well, did you something here?
Yeah, but yours lasted longer.
Cause I hate in the back.
Not the, yeah, not the butt, not the good, you know, meaty is supposed to

(58:11):
get missed.
I hit him in the back.
Do you mean he's miss on accident or a purpose?
I don't remember when we were all younger, a couple of buddies of mine decided
that they got into making duct tape clothing for some reason.
Why?
Why, um, we were bored and we didn't have Netflix, but they made a duct tape

(58:31):
trench coat and like had it real thick and everything.
And they were like, Oh, I wonder if it'll like stop a paintball, like
protect you against the paintball.
So I'm like, I don't know.
And so sure enough, I put it on and I go out in the front yard and I do like
this and I get my coat and I'm ready.
And I'm like, yeah, go this son of a gun.

(58:52):
Shoot me right in a forehead.
I mean like right between the day I made a play on.
I'm like, what in the heck?
And he's like, Oh, my bad.
I'm a little high.
Then he shot the jacket and yeah, it would stop.
Like you didn't feel nothing, but that's why whenever people talk about playing
paintball, they always talk about going in the winter instead of the summer.

(59:15):
Cause you put on your big jackets and you run around.
The only problem with winter is like, we used to play in the wintertime at night.
Yeah.
Yeah. And like, it would get so cold.
All the paintballs would freeze and like, you don't have to call your hits, but
yeah, it's like getting shot with a ball bearing.
Well, no, you still call your, it's kind of hard to not call your kids in paintball
well until you've gone through three rounds or something when they're frozen.
They don't bust.

(59:36):
Yeah.
So like, it doesn't matter if you can not go every time you get hit, you go.
It's not that big of a deal.
And then we also played with the pepper spray bullets.
We had a buddy of mine's uncle was a cop.
So he would get us cases of the popper pepper spray riot bullets.
And we would play paintball with the riot bullets.
And yeah, it was like a whole new level of like, don't get hit, don't get hit.

(59:58):
Don't get hit.
I caught one under the mask one time and like it come under and exploded
as it was coming under like I couldn't see for like an hour.
I'm going to play air.
So cause it's like, it's like my sister wants to do for a bird.
It's not that expensive.
It's not expensive, but it's just, it's like, it's not paint.
It's not really painful.

(01:00:20):
Like you get shot up the frigging nose.
Yeah.
Well, that's just luck.
I guess.
Didn't you catch a bullet between your teeth?
Uh-huh.
12, directly between my teeth.
Didn't it take one of Aaron's teeth out?
I told him he should have called it.
So I'm trying to block it.
No, it's just like, it's like, it is simulating what it's like to be in a

(01:00:40):
TDM team death match, but it's just, it's very fun.
It's very like, uh, the first time Braden went out there, I was like,
you got this, bro.
I see him.
Well, he was crying the first one.
I mean, he was like, he was cause I, cause we left him because like he was
being slow and I'm like, I'm not, I'm not putting up with this.

(01:01:01):
And so finally he comes, he gets it back to that first round, the grin on his
face when he takes that helmet off.
That was a blast.
Yeah.
Let's go again.
Like there's a lot of people that have never done anything like that.
It's like after he did his first round, dude, he looked so happy and he had a
blast, he was, and it's like, it, even though like Braden sucks at video games,

(01:01:27):
you expect it, it's just different when you're actually in a field doing it.
That's why I love the Oculus quest with the resident evil so much is
cause it was just so intuitive to like, just pull your freaking pistol out,
pointed at something and shoot it.
Yeah.
It's like, it's just more, more fun and just more lifely, like when you're
actually in it and I think it'd be really fun if we could like build our own

(01:01:52):
grenades and bazookas and air cannons.
And then, I mean, I'm getting, cause like some airsoft fields, they do a melee.
I want to do, I'd love to do my, I want to find one that does melee because there
are people who just go around and melee and people and like, you know, there's
something about getting shot that makes you mad, but when you get stabbed, it's

(01:02:12):
just like, dang, I'm so high.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I mean, that's like, if you want to build some custom airsoft crap, I don't
care.
I don't have the money for the parts, but I know how to do a lot of stuff.
We need to go.
If you tell me what you want to build first and we'll get a parts list together.

(01:02:32):
Pull the automatic slugs.
You want to aerosol, slow shotgun.
I don't think it works that way.
I think you can.
I mean, the whole purpose of a shotgun is to have the pattern.
I want to over and under.
Oh my God.
I want the little shale.
I want the single shot one.
Just dude.
Okay.

(01:02:52):
I've got a tube over there somewhere.
We'll get a tube that fits it.
You just be like, that's not going to do.
I love that.
Okay.
Let's make it.
Okay, let's make a bunch of airsoft blow guns.
I'm down.
And then let's show up at the airsoft field.
Just know that.

(01:03:13):
I mean, we'll only get one kill.
Like we can play 40 games.
We'll only get one kill, but that one guy that gets sniped like behind the
ear from the crazy guy in his kill with his blow dark, he's not going to be too
happy.
We've got to get Brandon and, and Braden and we need to go play airsoft.
Would Brandon be able to run into our field?

(01:03:33):
Bren has a bunch of airsoft gear.
You know that, right?
That's true.
Yeah.
So he plays.
So that means I don't know who Brandon is.
Chill guy.
Okay.
Crazy.
The chill guy.
He's interesting.
He's our Mexican friend that we play video games with named Brandon.
Yep.
Well, he's, he's, he's a, he's crossbreeder.

(01:03:55):
That's what I call him.
His, his, his dad was on a mission trip in Mexico.
Ah, okay.
And then his mom's from Mexico.
I don't know like the whole story, but that's what he told me.
His dad was doing mission trips down there.
I don't know if they like met and fell in love or something.
I don't, I don't know like the whole story, but he was born in Mexico.
He has a citizenship.
I'm sure he's a Mexican.

(01:04:16):
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he has a citizenship in both.
So he's hopefully doesn't get deported.
It was like the last Mexican.
I mean, if he has a U a citizenship, he won.
Yeah.
Well, my Mexican friend was named Jesus.
Same.
That was a proper name.
And then I had a German friend at the same time that, uh, no, no, I'm the German.

(01:04:36):
He was Jewish.
And like when I say Jewish, I'm like, grandmother was from a concentration camp.
Jewish.
Dang.
You guys suck tonight, but like he was crazy.
But he come up to me one day and he's like, man, my grandmother and grandfather rolling
over in their graves.

(01:04:58):
I'm like, what are you talking about?
He's like, yep.
My best friend's a German.
Jesus is a Mexican.
I don't know what's going on.
Brandon's like, I'm out of pocket, right?
No, not in this family.
A lot of people think I'm out of pocket, right?
And that's why a lot of people like me, right?
Yeah.

(01:05:18):
Brandon takes out of pocket to an entirely different level.
This is true.
Like Brandon's like that guy who just like, why did you just say the N word?
Like, so like me in my younger years.
Yeah, probably.
Like Brandon, you never know what's going to come out of his mouth.
Yeah.
I'm the same way.
The reason he thinks everybody's against him.

(01:05:40):
Yeah.
He builds a base.
He has like 15 exits.
I'm like, bro, who is your off?
Like border patrol is not coming breath.
This is Minecraft.
I'm going to try to make us our own server again.
We have our own.
I got you.
I got 10 players.
I got you.
We have a realm.
But I don't know how to join around or a server on Xbox or PlayStation.

(01:06:04):
I cannot find the join around thing.
Nowhere has it.
Join me?
No, not around a server.
So you can't join servers on console.
I can join a server.
It won't let me.
I looked it up.
I can join like one block.
No, I'm talking about.
Custom server server.
You can't join custom server.

(01:06:24):
You may be able to on Xbox.
You can't.
I tried.
I looked it up.
If he creates a server, you can't join it because you have to be able to type in the
server link and stuff.
Yeah, I was.
I was.
I was looking at doing.
Why do you have to pay for realms?
They should be free.
Yeah, I was looking at doing a server for you guys and then one for my buddy, Luke,

(01:06:46):
that like would be a hundred percent private and y'alls make the world as big as you
want.
You know, my problem is this guy won't use cheat codes and cheat codes.
So no, you know, you liked it.
I do, but I also like achievements better.
Okay.
I don't know.
Poke fun at me for my wife cheat code, but you want to use them in a game.

(01:07:08):
No, dude.
If I said do these moves and then you'll start dreaming about it.
What your wife's going to look like and then you'll made her.
Yes, I would do it on a heartbeat.
Yeah, here's the problem.
Here's the problem.
The spawn on our mat.
I can change the spot.
I think I know how the spawns spawn.

(01:07:30):
I mean, I spot no monster.
The women spawned in y'alls world.
You can't fix up.
You just got places, place, tortures, and that's about it.
There is like I looked down from the tree I was in and I was looking at like 50 skips
50 skeletons with bow and arrows.
Yeah, well, he was doing I'm on a mountain.
Exactly.
Does a skeleton move?

(01:07:51):
I don't know.
It doesn't minecraft.
Ask me how I mean, it's an honest question.
I don't because the annoying things at night are skeletons, zombies and creepers.
I always just played in creative because I was lazy.
Yeah, see, usually I would just play creative, but Dylan plays survival.

(01:08:14):
I hate creative.
Too easy.
Survival.
But it's like at the same time.
The goal of Minecraft is to make cool stuff, not survive.
It is.
It's like Legos on computer.
Wow.
Dang, play your phone.
Why don't you?
Yeah, but survival games are fun.
I see you just I can't.
Playing games by myself is so boring.

(01:08:38):
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Legit put like what I do.
I'll play vintage store by myself, which good game.
It's like Minecraft.
I'll either put music on, have a video play at the same time and just go.
I also want a game's really interesting and fun.
That's like OK.
Co-op or not.

(01:08:59):
Co-op campaign games.
OK.
Survival games.
I can't.
It's so boring.
So fun, depending on the game.
You just run around.
Arc gets really boring eventually.
I could play for probably an hour, maybe less.
And after that, I'm like repetitive.
Have you ever played a survival game?
I don't.
Probably not.
Gaming just gets boring by yourself eventually.

(01:09:22):
Like unless it's a campaign style game.
I'm winning.
You're closer.
Yeah.
You missed yours last week.
It's just it's different.
I don't know.
Gaming with friends is so much more fun.
It doesn't really matter what game we're just talking.
Well, I mean, when I was younger, you had to play the game by yourself.

(01:09:44):
Yeah, I like that stupid dog laughing at you every time you missed a duck.
That game is impossible.
Either your gun is broken guns, probably broke.
I mean, I've had it since I was four or five years old.
So yeah, it's probably broke.
Yes, the dog.
The guy, right?
Duck Hunt.
Apparently there's a horror game.
There's a mod of that they've put out.
It's a horror game that allows you to shoot the dog.

(01:10:07):
I don't know.
But there's a horror game of that now.
It's a it's an amazing horror game in my opinion of Duck Hunt.
Yeah, it's where the dog haunts you and it becomes real.
Great.
I want to play it so bad.
I've watched it though.
Great.
Great.
There's been a few games that I want to play, but I don't have a PC.
I'm working on it.
There's one game that they're coming out with.

(01:10:29):
It's a it might already came out, but it's like an RV.
You and your friends have to keep the RV running and survive.
I see you.
I want to play that.
So but you have to keep the RV running.
You have to cook your own food, but you and you have to have buddies
because you have to do all of them.
So it's a real game.
So it makes me think of.
Hang on.
Let's talk co-op.

(01:10:50):
So you're playing with friends.
So it's a real book.
Yes.
But I said I don't like playing survival games by myself because it's boring.
It's honestly fair.
So I mean, because after a second, after like a few like after an hour,
you have everything you really need by yourself.
Yeah.
No.
In Minecraft.
Well, yeah, in Minecraft.

(01:11:11):
But most of our games that I play, and it's like it'd be helpful to have friends,
but I don't have friends really.
It has PCs.
Yeah, I don't have a PC.
They said don't play with me no more.
I'm working on it.
This isn't playing with nobody.
It's true.
He still plays Apex.
I made him delete it because we said we were going to quit.
We said it because we want them to change the game.

(01:11:33):
And if people like Asa keep playing it because they have nothing else to play,
75% of now.
That's good.
They're never unless they might be wrong.
But unless we start quitting playing it, we need to don't know what I'm doing.
I'm paying attention.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You can change that back.

(01:11:55):
I'm just playing with the daggum things.
I'm trying to figure all my stuff out.
Why am I in both?
I don't know.
Why do you have one right at me zoomed in so far?
OK, guys.
Well, eventually I'm going to do guest, I guess.
Speaking of guests, you got you got a good one.
Do we want to ex-prisoner convict?

(01:12:17):
I don't know what you call it.
Who?
Guy for a guy I work with.
Good guy.
Is he got a good story?
Maybe.
Oh, bro.
What the heck, man?
I don't know what I need to say on this podcast.
I don't know what could be incriminating.
We can talk about that later.
Yeah, we'll talk about that later.
Yeah, guys.

(01:12:38):
Awesome.
Great, great worker.
Funny.
Cool guy.
Yeah, but I mean, I wouldn't mind doing stuff.
I mean, that's kind of what like when we started having guests just business owners,
people we know, just random people like people from life.
Yeah, not like I want to have famous people.
If we do get famous, it's cool to have famous people, but I still want to have like your average people.

(01:13:02):
Yeah, yeah, like that's going to be the drive of the show.
Just normal people like eventually we're going to have dusky on.
Good old dusky.
Yeah, I don't know if I could have a serious conversation with that guy.
I mean, like the purpose of having dusky on is like, look at, you know, you're talking about a guy that was really young and was like, you know what?

(01:13:23):
I want to be a chicken farmer.
And like just said, hell with it.
Well, chicken farm, like I mean, yeah.
And like from where he started to where he is now, like he had a dream and a goal and like that's not necessarily a simple dream and goal to get to.
So like it's taken quite a few years of work.
And like a lot of people like do a very bad job of teaching the younger generations that success is not succeeding every time.

(01:13:52):
Success is failing 990 times and succeeding, succeeding every time.
Send us.
But I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Like when you get to any point of success in life, it's not because you've succeeded more than you've lost.
It's going to be because you failed and screwed up a hundred million things and you finally managed to make it work.

(01:14:14):
Yeah.
And I mean, that's just the truth of life.
That's what uncle explains everything.
You need 10 years to become a professional or something.
Ten thousand hours.
He might have said that one is telling 10 something.
Ten thousand hours, which I'm an expert.
Justin.
Interesting.
Now, this is a motorcycle, by the way, a motorcycle.

(01:14:37):
He doesn't like me having a motorcycle.
Wampty Wampty Womp.
That's because he knows you.
This is true.
Yeah, but I've seen you drive a motorcycle.
What does that mean?
Oh, yeah.
The dirt parks.
I mean, I've got the video like we could have the video come up.
I can even have you voice.
See, the difference is like, I thought your mom was, I thought your mom was going to be mad.

(01:15:01):
Right.
But like she does not care.
But like, OK, he was like, no, no.
I said, and you I saw you look at me.
I was like, dang, he didn't look at that.
He looked at me.
I was going slow down.
You know, I looked at my like he would.
And I was like, back.

(01:15:23):
Yeah, I just bought.
And then you just didn't.
You looked like a robot.
You didn't even like stand up.
Nothing.
You just boom, boom.
Like like normally people like they brace themselves.
They stand up.
You hit it and then you lean forward.
So the bike lands now.
No, he got it at the last second.

(01:15:45):
Yeah.
So does that front tire come up?
He's a.
Yeah, I don't know what like was going through my head.
Absolutely nothing.
You're 100 percent honest.
I know exactly what was going through your brain.
But we also I got I got more comfortable in first.
But getting those bikes out of the first was kind of tricky because I didn't I'd never done one of like that.

(01:16:10):
So it was weird.
Yeah. The problem with the two stroke too is like especially when they were running good.
Yeah, they're they're they're all torque.
So I'm going through every gear is like hitting first.
I got you four strokes like once you roll into second third gear like it's not as much just sheer torque on it.
Because like you could get that thing to break the back tire loosen first and spin around.

(01:16:34):
No problem.
Uh huh.
I got pretty good at that before they broke.
Yeah.
We need to get you in numbers pulled or you case numbers pulled and get you some rebuild kits ordered.
And we got to get yours down too.
I need your help to look for a filter for my book.
OK.
I don't know.

(01:16:55):
Kind of no good websites.
I just Moto Gear.
Yeah.
Just drive up to Moto Gear.
Tell them what you got.
Get it ordered.
I mean, I just I just want a bike that runs on a bike that goes faster.
That's what I want.
I want somebody to make true on their bet.
Now we're working on it.

(01:17:17):
You remember that that done?
Oh, I know who was standing by us.
His name is double a Karen.
Aaron was with us and Mr.
No.
And Dad said you dance with every girl here.
You remember that I'll buy you a bike that you did.
I danced with everyone who would let me dance with them there, which means technically he didn't know.

(01:17:41):
Because I even I even made some dance.
So remember this.
I said I'm working on it.
Top top.
I bought that.
He did.
It's not working on it.
I paid for it.
Everybody keeps dying.
Where's my where's my CBR 1000 RR?

(01:18:04):
You can't even drive a thousand or your 18.
I don't care.
They catch me a bit.
If they catch me, they'll catch you when they pull you out from around that tree.
That's true.
That's not catching me.
I'll be dead when they pull me out.
When you mean when they pick up each half of me.

(01:18:25):
Oh, goodness gracious.
Now for the next episode, you guys are going to have to figure out how to talk about all that.
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It cost you something.
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Like we don't have Patriot or anything.

(01:18:47):
But if you just want to then most like 20 bucks.
Yeah.
Asha.
Yeah, we take it over.
I mean, a penny million dollars.
If you want to cash up as a penny, we'll take it.
I mean, a million dollar, whatever you call it.
A million dollar.
My you realize my siblings completely made that up.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, my gosh.
That's called Angel makes everything up.

(01:19:10):
Oh, Angel.
That's all you had to say.
If Angel was involved, I'm trying to find.
I need some taking part in this chair, but it's so satisfying.
I'm sorry.
Why aren't you taking apart my chair?
Look at the site.
Is that where all that crap is coming from?
Maybe I've been doing it for the past.
Like what?
Two or three.
This is the third episode.
So three episodes.

(01:19:31):
I'm sorry.
So listen, you'll have to take the arm off and have no arm if you keep doing that.
Yeah, that'll be your.
My share has no arm.
But I don't like that chair.
It's too far back.
Yeah, it's kind of scary.
It's not even that.
It's just I don't want to be leaning that far back.
I fixed it, though.
We don't go too far back.
Like, look, this this is what I like.

(01:19:53):
I like to lean back at all.
I wish I had that, but this will work.
I want if this one had arms, it'd be so much more comfortable.
All right.
That's my chair in the house.
But the one in here does not do it because like this one, I can.
I can lean back.
That you.

(01:20:14):
But I guess so you like to do that for the podcast.
Yeah, so that I can lean back, but still be on the mic because if I do this, I'm the chill one.
I'm always loud, but I'm always in a comfortable position.
What?
So I'm loud because this freaking mic.
By your money, he did and now won't work on his PC.

(01:20:38):
Yeah, that's true.
What?
You know, a fine fine, maybe.
Did you achieve my?
No, they're actually like seventy five hundred dollars.
I didn't say price.
I don't know.
It won't.
It was working on your PS5.
Fine.
No, I was still my PS5.

(01:20:59):
And then it just stopped.
Then also just all the hair was.
But the only way it works is connected to a sound board.
It's the only way it works.
Is it a cardioid mic?
What?
I can pick between the two different types of mics.

(01:21:23):
Cardioid and condenser.
Yeah.
OK, I could pick between those two with the soundboard.
Well, not dynamic and condenser.
Yeah, those and he has a voice changer.
Well, dynamic doesn't require any power.
Cardioid does.

(01:21:44):
Well, I tried to without without plugging in the soundboard,
but it wouldn't work at all.
It would connect everything, the sound and everything to the microphone.
Don't know why the sound.
I couldn't get if I put it to my headphones because my headphones Bluetooth.
Yeah, it would just go to the headphones and the mic will go to the play the PS5 controller.

(01:22:10):
The PS5 controller mic sucks.
Every time you can't hear me, that's what I'm connected to and have to switch it.
Yeah, you got something screwed up.
Yeah, I don't know what the.
I don't know how to play station people.
Show Xbox user loser.
All right, listen, listen, buddy.
You know, when my list I have a starter.

(01:22:32):
OK, well, you're all right.
Yeah, I'm like, get off.
Sorry, Sam.
But but but.
But but.
All right.
Listen, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
Bob.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

(01:22:53):
Water boy.
But my mama say yes, that's a good movie.
Well you guys ready to wrap it up this way? She showed me her boobies and I
liked it. A good one is major pain. Oh major pain? Yes. What a minute. Doesn't he break
one of them finger or break his own? I can't remember. It's been so long at one

(01:23:16):
point. It's been like a year since I watched it. Yeah. Alright, Madelika, take us out. Well
that's it for today. We'll see you next week. Like and subscribe. Yeah there we go.