S1 Ep4 Diving in

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I think that's sodium. What's

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in there?
Welcome back to the cunning
buffoons. My name is Dylan. I'm
Andrew. I'm Sally and this week
we're here to talk about how
much Monster Energy drinks
sucks. Yes, they do. I would
never drink a monster and you

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drink. Oh yeah, I'm drinking. I
mean, you know, it's not like a
good full throttle or a noose.
It's like a noose. It's like a
noose. Ruby Red. Not that dude.
That is like the most food
monster is terrible. It's so
it's just pure like fizzy sugar
crap. It's for like Sissy Man
who like champagne. I know it's

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terrible. Try it. No, try it.
Give it a chance. Taste the
zest. It's not it's it's it's
it's a white girl monster.
If you drink, if you drink any
monster, you're a white girl.
Call me a white girl. Just don't
drink a monster. Exactly. I

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wonder. This is the only one
besides full throttles but this
is like the only other drink.
Full throttles are terrible
though. Full throttles are
delicious. There's this is
I can drink a noose. Now, see,
I will fall back. You're like
if they're out of full
throttles which pisses me off
because they're always out of
throttles. I'll grab a noose.
Exactly. I'm not going to get a
monster. Exactly. They are

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the original. They are the
originals like the hot like it
was hot and I took a drink and
it's like syrup. It tastes like
chalk. It's like no, it's it
was literally like imagine
melting Jolly Ranchers putting
it in there then dumping syrup
in there. You drink a can full
of gay cowboys? No. Jolly

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Ranchers.
I mean, I would. I mean, I
would. So, Don, what's your
topic? Paranormal stuff. That's
not a topic. I mean, that's a
topic like what type of
paranormal stuff though? I don't

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know what y'all's It's all fake.
People are a bunch of idiots.
That's what you think? No. No,
I've been listening to like
podcasts for like the past. No,
you haven't. Yes, I have. How
do you know that? I'm not
sure. Okay. Show me the listen
data. Anyways, yeah. I'm like
what aspect of because there's
like a lot of paranormal like

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crypto like Bigfoot, Nessie.
See, I've been listening to
demons, ghosts, demons, and
listening to demons like
Dylan Watcher. Dylan, he just
said he's been listening to
demons. I mean, whoa, wait a
minute. You know, in my now, are
you talking about like the
paranormal as far as like how
do you know what it is? I don't
know what it is. Oh, okay.

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Dylan, don't listen to the
demons. Man, we can do my
reverse. Whatever it was.
Reverse. Yeah, if the thought
pops in your head and it's like
probably not. No, don't that
thought pops in my head without
seeing demons. So, yeah, but if
it's not in your voice, it's
like like if you picture
yourself, if you picture

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yourself doing it, it's one
thing but if you picture
yourself doing it, wow, this
weird entity, you know, cheers
for the
something. Oh, and pineapple.
Scorpion. Get over here. That
was one of the dumbest
characters. Who? Scorpion.
Really? Yeah. I like I like I

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love playing him because you
could just freaking mess
somebody up. My favorite is a
noob sidebar. I think that's his
name. I don't do much Mortal
Combat. I like that guy. I
think it's just noob. But
I like that. I like that. I
like that. It's actually two.
So, dolls and what was the

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second one? I think yeah, black
eyed children. I wonder if
y'all like, I just want to know
like what y'all stand. What's
your problem with black? Not
black children. Black eyed
children. Big difference. Okay,
what does that say? Black eyed
children is a huge phenomenon
like worldwide. Karen. Because

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you're not a child. That's not
that's not. Isn't creating so
with the K. Karateen. Here, let
me see. It says L carnitine.
Carnitine. Yeah. Yeah. I was
saying I was pronouncing it.
Yeah, you had it right. I'm
really surprised but you had it
right. Me too. I want to know
what cartoon. I don't know what

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it is. Okay, keep explaining.
Google. You have to cut your
mic up a little too when you go
to answer but anyways like
you're not going to get a bunch
of like videos and people's
stories like we have my dolls
haunted. I just want to let you
know your stance. Okay, well,
what's behind you? I'm not. I
know what's behind me. Okay,

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look up there. There's Lucy.
Okay, we need to hang loose. We
need to get a camera that just
is a shot of lately. We should
just have Lucy like hanging
from the ceiling. Yeah. Well, I
mean, you gotta, we have a
clown doll up there too. Are
all of them up there? No, there
are. There are. There are.
Jessica's like a big fat. Can
you hear me now? Yeah. What you
got? It is the chemical that is

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made in the human brain, liver,
and kidneys. It helps the body
turn fat into energy.
El carnitine is important for
heart dot dot dot. An energy
drink being important for your
heart. Yeah, important for
hummingbird mode.
heart and brain function,
muscle movement, and many other
body processes. Oh, many other

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body processes. But anyways,
it must suck to suck. It must
suck. Yeah, it does. He like
yours has a, yours has a like a
theme song and so does this one
but NOS doesn't have one. Oh,
theme song? Yeah. I thought I
was a theme song. It's like a,
it's like a hype up, you know,
like, we're always drink. You

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mean like a motto? Yeah, your
freaking thing's been, bro.
What's what's monsters? Like,
you know, like, you read it now
like, we're always now. I feel
like you gotta do this one like
this. We're always dreaming up
new things at Monster. You're
gay. Shut the freak up. That is

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the gayest drink ever. No, no.
That is just pretty cool. That
one's the gayest drink ever.
Gay beer. It's actually a
company. They're all about
promoting like conversations.
Yeah, like how to what's a
better way to start a
conversation than why are you
drinking a beer on the can?
It's hilarious. Okay. According
to one YouTube dude, I watched

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like it was a really good beer
but I mean like it's called
gay beer. Okay, wait, black
children. Yes. What's that? You
know, I thought they were,
they're, I know they're mentioned
a lot in like Scared to Death
and like a bunch of other
kind of listening whenever he
puts on those stories. He doesn't
listen to anything. I just he's
owns out. He's like, look at me.
I'm one that got made me think

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of it was there's a no one I
don't know. I don't know. I
wasn't listening to some of it
but like the black out
children, the the haunted dolls,
black out children, all of it.
I don't believe that in most
circumstances, a person's
spirit actually comes back. I
think that demons and other

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spirits. mimic and mess with
people. and so I think like all
of your black out children,
children instances, all of your
black out children, seeing your
loved one instances, I think
most of that not all of it but I
think most of it is demons
messing with people for the

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purpose. I don't really get
those seeing I don't know
because like I explained to
Dylan, there's like this little
like short person. I used to
see a lot like like this tall
and like it's like they're like
this tall judging from table
height but it's like they could
be like taller but they're
like they're like about three

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foot tall. No, that's the
little people. Yeah, but no,
you've talked about it but and
it was at church. Yeah, it was
everywhere wide open field yet
all through the field. No, no,
no, no in the building. Oh, I
can see that and I would it
would just be like beside me
randomly and like when we played
hide and seek over there, I
remember one time it like

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really freaked me out is like
we I was hiding behind
something. I look beside me and
I'm like, you didn't you didn't
I'm like, no, like if you
acknowledge it, no. Yeah, if
you've experienced it most of
your life, you get kind of used
to it. It's like II don't really
see much things anymore but
like really used to see that

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little one a lot mainly at
church. Surprising the amount of
stuff you actually see at
churches but it's kind of smart.
It's like if you mess up your
agenda, why not attack that one
group? So, where did this

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paranormal stuff come from?
Oh, graveyard test. Great
podcast. I like them. Two dudes.
Pretty much two dudes. Yeah.
Not like two girls, one cup.
Yeah, you've been working in the

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podcast for a while. I even I
asked my mom. Hey, what is she?
No, II know what I know what it
is. I've watched the Joe Rogan
podcast and then I had to I
learned the hard way.
Oh, goodness gracious. What?
Like, she's getting ready to

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like completely. What is she?
What? She just threw the opening
in there? Like, what's going on
with that? Mom doesn't know what
that is. No. Okay, good. You
know, we keep your mama.
Children. Nobody should. She
doesn't. She doesn't need that.
No one should have to ever see
that. No, not at all. There's a

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lot of stuff on the internet
that no one should have to say
but I think when the internet
first started
the concept of permanence
like the absolute of permanence
was was permanent permanence
like like the the the

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absoluteness of putting
something on the internet. Oh
yeah. Like like if you put it
on you, you know that it stays
on YouTube. It's like, you know
what happens in Vegas stays in
Vegas. Yeah, what you put on the
internet doesn't leave the
internet and like that idea
wasn't and like you're also
like when the internet first
started and like even the first

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generation of people, a lot of
people that just didn't realize
how permanent it was going to
be. I think yeah because like
there's a lot of like there's a
big thing going around now and
like I understand. Where these
girls are coming from but I also
want uh I'll explain in a second.

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I understand like where these
girls are coming from with
their mentality and what they're
trying to do but I also
understand the impossibility.
There are several porn stars
who are very prominent and
famous who have one of them
actually become a Christian,
gave her life, met a guy, got
married like they have kids. I
think I might know the one and
like she is uh uh what's her

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name? She's been on many
podcasts. I don't know. It was
on the it's her name was an
article but I can't remember.
There's one that's been on a
lot of podcasts that I've seen
about her turning her life
around. I don't I don't know
about it might be the same one
but she is advocating for
getting all her her videos
removed. Um one a few years back

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that committed suicide. Um
younger. I don't think she was
over thirty if I remember
right but like her family was
advocating and trying to get all
of her content removed. Yeah.
And but like the problem is
when you go in like production
with these companies but not
only just production with these
companies like you you've got
your stuff. It is available on

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the internet. You can't unload
it anywhere. Even if you
delete it off all of the the
servers and websites like
people are still going to have
access to it. Yeah. And
especially like for and like I
feel bad for them because like
you know, I think the one I was
talking about, it was talking
about her being a very
prominent. Yeah. Like very well
known and so like if you're

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that well known, you've spent
so much time trying to get this
notoriety now that you've
achieved it, you don't want it
to just pull back in. Well, I
mean, you wouldn't have sex all
over the internet. I mean, like
what is there? I mean, it's it's
once that's something uh mister

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John always talks about is like
once something's out there, it
doesn't matter. Well, I don't
think they necessarily they
understand but I don't think
they grasp the permanence of it
because it's very hard to look
at it. Is it going to be ashamed

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of present me? Yeah. Yeah. Uh
or is future me going to
regret this action? And like
that's not something and
especially like a like especially
for like the porn industry. A
lot of these young women get
into it. at you know, 18 years
old. Yeah. And a lot of times

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by that point, they're already
so sexualized their society
like they don't get into porn
because they're like, oh, I'm
not going to be sexualized to
life that has hypersexualized
you already but you get into it
at 181920 and like that's
during the years where you're
like if you're really going to
be serious about it, you're
building this career and all
this stuff and that's also
during a period of your time

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where ambition can zero out
logic and understanding of
future consequences. Yeah.
Because like you dropped like I
mean, I'll I'll be honest if I
was a you know, beautiful young
woman or that didn't even like
having sex and they're like,
hey, I can get you a million
dollars a year. Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah. I'll get banged on camera
for two or three years. Invest
my money and retire. Yeah. So
but like that's not the
mentality. A lot of them don't
have that. Hey, I'm going to
sacrifice this. put this money
back in the end have something
to show a lot of them have big
houses and cars and they flown
at them but like that's the

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thing. What is the the quote?
You you either are uh you
either live over live or
something to your 20 teens and
I can't remember. I feel like
I've seen you a video. It's
like you either. That's our

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that's our Google. Worked your
worked your teens away or
something and are now a
successful 30 year old or
something and you're a
business and now you're you're
nothing. Yeah, you're basically
a factory worker and there's
there's people that's done both
and the the the big issue with
society nowadays is like the
the economy and the way things

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have been going for so long.
It's there's so many people
that think about the American
dream. They go work at the
factory put in your twenty or
thirty retards in American
dream. Well, as as as far as
the business is concerned,
getting a business getting to
the point where you have a
business, you have plenty of

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money like the American dream
has really went out the window
because people are looking at
like economic boom times like
in the 80s like the interest
rates, I think were 1819% and
that was a good interest rate
but people could pay it because
that's how much people were
making good money. Everything
was flowing. The economy was

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flowing. Anything. Yeah. I mean
you know, we've owned our house
for 20 years. According to the
the market value that my house
is now worth. I think like a
couple thousand percent more
than what it was before. It's
not worth that much more. Yeah,
my dollar is just worth that
much friggin less and like

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inflation's gone up but wages
haven't. I think that they did
that. It's expensive and Adams
on the rope is way more
expensive. They probably they
enact they more likely they
enacted that peak. It's like a
peak hours thing. Yeah. Or like

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if you're using like they charge
you a premium for using like
peak hours and the sad part is
as high as our electric bill is
the TVA, the Tennessee Valley
Association has one of that if
you look at the best priced
energy rates in the country.
Yeah. And ours is high because
like I talk to people and I'll

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be like, you know, I had a
six hundred dollar electric
bill and they're like, oh, that's
it. I'm like, wait a minute.
How do you afford $1200 a month
for electricity? You have to
get paid that much. I mean and
that's the thing too. People
don't look at like they'll look
at a a place like and they'll
be like, well, I mean, heck,
they make $45 an hour at a
factory down there and I'm like,

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well, I'm like, $45 an hour
here. And then there's areas
that are other, you know, the
other way around. Well, that's
people who come from California
and they'll buy houses for
retarded 500,000, 700,000, not
even look at it. Uh huh. That's
what your cousin was talking
about down the road. They'll
buy two or three million
dollars. Your cousin was
talking about one down the road

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that somebody bought didn't
even look at it. He went in
there. All the flooring is
doing this. Everything's jacked
up. They spent 700,000 didn't
even look at it. And that's
because they're selling these
little shacks for two or three
million dollars. Yeah. And then
they come here and when all
this started a couple decades

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ago, like the mass influx
towards like the middle
Tennessee area, I think what
started it off a lot as far as
the inflation of price values
that that is not warranted is
you had a person come over here
and they bought a 1,200 square
foot little ranch home on a
third of an acre and they got

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four million dollars for it.
Okay. So they move here. They
see 20 acres, 1200 square foot
house in a shop. It's worth
500. You know, if that I
wouldn't even it's like real
value dollars, I'd say 250,
300, but like let's say it's
worth half a million. Well,
that real estate agent said,

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you know, I'm going to buy
your house. And that person from
California just said, I get all
that for 1.5 million. This is
what I had. It was four million
dollars over there and so they
buy it and they're happy as pie
but they don't realize it
doesn't matter how happy you
are. You still got shafted and
then that starts resetting the
market everywhere and then it
just continues. That's like

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that house down the road that
what was it? Not even an acre,
the one right at the corner.
Oh, it's like it's not even an
acre. It's like 2.25 or two
four of an acre or something
and it's a little brick. It's a
nice house. I mean, it's not in
terrible condition but 200
thousand. No, that was what
they bought it for before they
remodeled it and resold it. I

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know. Yeah, that was in the
non remodeled condition.
Two hundred and twenty-two
something thousand dollars and
then they turned around. I
think they got like 380 out of
it. How much did y'all pay for
that? Yeah, I think Aaron's
paid like a million maybe. How

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much is it? It's what? 120
acres? I think close to 120.
Yeah. It's pretty close. That's
crazy. Nothing on it because
they didn't even have the
driveway. Did it? You and Aaron
had to put that in, didn't
you? Oh, they had a dirt
driveway but like he didn't.
You'll have to like form it
more than you. Yeah, but at
least it's some acreage. Yeah,

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but you know, but like that's
when land was $500 an acre.
Yeah. Well, I mean, even what
we paid for this in what 2003?
Yeah, there's nothing. Yeah and
you all paid half of it,
didn't he? Mm hmm. So, I mean,
don't even compare to now but
see, I don't even do that. I do

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the total price of what was
paid for it and it's still
nothing compared to what they
paid for it. I mean, even
their house is probably worth
more than ours. Bigger shot.
That little shed in there. It's
all cleared. People like that
for some reason. Yeah, I don't
understand why people like like

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I like some land but like
everything is clear. Everything
clear. That's why I said I
wouldn't mind. I think I am
going to call that number and
see if the guy wants to come
cut all our cedar. Yeah, because
it could leave all our hard
wood and cut every bit of the
cedar and then would open our
door and then we would have to
open it. Yeah. but like it
would do the trick. Now, you've

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been listening to the black
out. You're in store. Don't
know what are you going to do
when you go home? I go home
tonight as a black kid. He's
leaving. I'm leaving. I'm going
for a drive. No, you're already
in the house. We're going to
knock on the door. You're going
to open the door and they're

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going to be like, can I use
your phone? Excuse what I'm
about to do. I'm going to do
pull one of these. Get the
freak away from me. One of
these. This is when he shoots a
kid and it just so happens to
be that it was just dark. It's
going to be one of these. Yeah.
You never know. Sometimes you
just got to shoot a zombie goat.
Fastest record of a 1911 empty

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world record. Yeah. Freaking
crazy. That broke down on the
side of the road. Okay, but like
okay, here's what I'm saying.
All the houses around Dylan.
The last one I'm going to is
theirs. That's true. If there's
a kid coming up my driveway,

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like walking in the dark, no
lights and they're like, oh,
look, they're lost, Dylan.
Okay, there's two houses. Just
because there's forty of them,
their eyes are black and they
speak in unison doesn't mean
they don't need help. You can
see them. Yeah. You can see them
and then you're like, oh wait,
once you get to it, there's a
house closer. It's not a hill.

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I have to walk up. Then you go
to that house. They're
perfectly fine. It might not be
there now but they're perfectly
fine. I would not don't go to
Michael's. Yeah, I wouldn't go
there either. Yeah, but it's a
lost kid. They don't know what
they're doing. How would you
walk up a scary looking
driveway? Yeah, Dylan's
driveway is like a mountain.
You didn't know me as a kid.
I was retarded. That's well,

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I was trying to get out of the
driveway in the middle of the
night after talking about black
children. I think that's funny
too. Like you watch people,
they'll they'll listen to this
stuff and they'll nobody's
listening to this.
What? How did he get out? He'll

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be you can give him a bath
and you know, yeah, people
listen to the, you know, like
the black children. They listen
to the scary stuff and then
they start getting scared.
like, give me two. I I'll I'll
watch like documentaries on

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YouTube about serial killers
and I'll give myself the
heebie jeebies. I mean, once I
go to like, go to sleep, I'm
fine. I don't even care. I'm
like, that's something I should
ask, you know, uh windows wide
open. If I have a blanket on,
if I have this sheet in between
me and the demons of hell that
are after me, it is okay
because this sheet is blessed

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by Christ himself. It's like
probably not but like you you
know, you you get all tripped
out and spooked out but like
there's I know a lot of
females, a whole lot of females
that will watch the worst of
the worst true crap and I mean
like some jacked up sons of
guns that cut people up left
and right like like that whole
literally my entire family that

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was like, oh my god, my arms
are cut off. Her head is cut
like and not blinking. I put on
one scary show like actually
supernatural horror and she's
like, that's how all mom's
family is. So, yeah, but like
the supernatural side of the
world unless you invite it in
or directly interact with it on
purpose or god has a purpose

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for you or there there could be
situations where you know,
something is after you because
it's just human and and just
humans in general for the
fascinating about the true
crime. Yeah, but see, that's
what's fascinating about horror
to horror deals with the human
psyche and condition and
emotions and like the worst

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parts of society in such a
beautiful manner. Yeah but and
the people you're watching
actually did this crap. Yeah,
yeah, but I like the ones where
they're caught already. It
doesn't matter to change the
way that they're being caught.
It's because he's got that
camouflage hat on because I was
mad at him for whatever. Oh,

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what did I do? Killing the
babies? No, no, not babies.
Children don't kill babies.
Don't do either. That was
before that. It's been like
that for a minute. I don't know
why they put that stupid camera
there and what in the world is
that? I put it there just so
that I could get a close up on
Malachi. I just want to know
why why why why why people are

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going to be like, you're ready
for marriage. You didn't even
argue. You're just straight up.
I'm sorry. Yeah. Find you a
girl. Girls, here he is. Don't
young ladies. This is grown
women because he is a grown up.
Yeah, he'll be twenty-one on
February four. Five nine. That's
my what's that? Your Instagram?

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Oh snap. Make sure you put that
in the comments right down there
so we can be like, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. What? I mean, me and him
have a bet. So, maybe he can
beat the bet before he's 25.
Yeah, she has to be real. She
can't. I'm sorry. What did I
just hear? I got close. I didn't

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talk but I got you didn't talk.
No, I don't want to talk to you
have three sisters. How do you
not know how to talk to a woman?
I was like, hey, you didn't get
close. Can I get a what I ask
for? You know, yo girl, give me
them digits. No, he was like,

(27:28):
can I have a Pepsi, please?
Waitress. Yeah, I'm like Dylan.
You can be like Brandon. Hear me
out, guys. The waitress asked me
what I wanted to order. She has
a thing for me and it's like
Brandon. What was that stupid
thing he said? She said goodbye
or something. Oh yeah, she said
goodbye. Oh no. Uh he's uh

(27:49):
friend's sister. Remember? Oh
yeah. What you do or say? I
can't remember. Goodbye. That's
literally what he said. He was
like, hear me out, guys. She
said goodbye. There are some
guys that are like way fired up.
No, we were at shovels pizza.
Not waitress. Hitting on Dylan.
Yeah, and he wouldn't. I was

(28:10):
like, ask for a number. He's
oblivious. I think. No, he's a
little bit. He's like, Dylan,
how do you know if you don't
shoot, man? Yeah, I mean, you
miss every shot you do not take.
Yes. And you miss every shot
you take too but hey, it works
the same way. Yeah, but see,
like, there's that minuscule
chance of success if you at

(28:31):
least take it. Exactly. Like, I
would have never got your mama
if God hadn't made her for me
and then gave me dreams of her.
We're not talking about this.
Yeah. Well, we have like two or
three episodes like where we
are. We're not talking about
this. Yeah. I'm not starting
but I am going to beat you over
the head with it until you find
a woman. That's messed up. I

(28:52):
can't dream about a girl. I
don't even dream. Well, do you
think about one? What are you
looking for? What's your
characteristics? Say my wife.
What do I want? a woman. That's
that's that's a very low bar.
Yeah, but that's but that's a
good bar. That's a great bar. I
mean, I said like, like, okay,

(29:13):
I'm going to go with that. I
mean, your third generation has
to worry if something about
sticks and girls. I know what
he's talking about. I can't
get another saying. It's it
says something about your
generation having to worry
about girls. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Your generation has to worry
about like girls being I forgot
what it was. I want to know is

(29:35):
that our generation has to
worry about if it is a girl.
Yeah. Girls having sticks.
Yeah. That's not my fault. It's
not my fault. It's not my
fault.
If it's got boulders, it's a
guy. but I mean the the
problem is a fair point like

(29:56):
for you guys too is like
there's I don't know y'all's
generation. Some of them are so
awesome. I think I think it's
this way in every generation
but like some of y'all's
generation are some awesome
dudes and girls. Yeah, most and
the issue too is.
You have four sisters. So like

(30:18):
you're looking for a girl that
is unique and not like any of
your sisters. but your sisters
run the gamut of personality.
Don't the way I would explain
it is. I feel like when you
find the one I want to think
about is the one that even

(30:41):
comes close to the way you're
acting right now like never
beauty wise like just
personality just never met
anyone otherwise, it's amazing
your jaw hits the floor. Yeah.
Yeah, it happened. I hope the
problem is though. so you want

(31:02):
it to happen and you just said
that's the way it is. but like
but also like if you're a hip
it's a no go man like like our
little buddy Hunter. No looks
looks are important. If you
don't want to do things with it
physically, you probably
shouldn't marry it. So like
looks are important. like when

(31:24):
your mama see the when your
mama first heard me. The
thought in her head was what
she said. I said, I believe it
was who's that loud mouth
asshole.
Yeah, she even believes it out

(31:44):
in her head. What a innocent
little one. I love my wife but
anyways, you know her her
thought was who's this loud
mouth a hole when she hurt me
and then she turned around and
looked me and thought thoughts
that she doesn't want me to say
on air or cheeks to get red but
like the like she was
attracted to me physically and
it made up for my atrocious
personality. Like you can't go

(32:06):
personality overlooks because
if you're not attracted to
somebody, it doesn't matter how
good their personality is.
Yeah. Yeah. The initial
attraction 100% of the time,
most time, you know, not always
is is pretty much physical
appearance like if you're not
attracted to them physically,
most of the time, you don't

(32:28):
even approach them to find out
their personality and then you
don't even approach them to
find out their personality.
Congress. Yeah, like that's
like a happy lap. This guy's
like, can I get your Facebook
because he doesn't have a
number like that's how bad he
is. He's retarded. He's an
interesting guy. He's one of

(32:49):
those that like physical
appearance and it doesn't have
to be a specific physical
appearance. The female
appearance, he like he genuinely
like talking to him. He he
wants a girl. but he should

(33:09):
learn to settle down in one
girl. Well, you know, well, he
hasn't had one to give him a
chance to you know, talk to
him. He's an interesting guy.
Yeah, I like the kid, you know,
but like he's he's he's wound
up with a lot of kids like you

(33:32):
know, you can watch the guys
and tell which ones are more
you know, hey, I'm looking for
a specific set of this is what
I want my or a girlfriend or
you know, and then you got the
guys are just like, I just
want a female. Yeah, I know I
have been around too many

(33:53):
females. I mean, you have four
sisters like it's I always
thought I was too young. I'm
too young.
Oh, come on. You're going to
be twenty-one next week. Yeah.
Exactly. Yeah.

(34:20):
Oh, your mama would kill me.
How dare you encourage my boy to
have babies and then she'd be
like, thank you for encouraging
my boy to have babies. I need
to have babies. She's told me
she's ready for more for kids.
I'm like, stop. I'm ready.
Here's the problem. Maybe worry
about the twins for right now.
That's what I said. I was like,
look, you have two little girls.

(34:41):
They need to be beat enough,
right? Oh, come on. They're
adorable little girls. That's
what I tell her. I'm like,
you're in that grandma stage,
aren't you? When she's like
handling the twins and she's
like, yeah, kind of. Well, I
mean, look at the gap between
them. Yeah, but it's funny
though because she doesn't get
to do it. She doesn't get to
yell at that. She really don't

(35:01):
because she knows they need it
but she doesn't want to do it.
Well, that's why I'm actually
like everybody's like, you had
kids so young that blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, you
know, I was young enough to
have the energy to discipline
my kids and I think a lot of
the reason parents don't
discipline their kids is not
because they don't want to.

(35:21):
It's because they're just too
tired to they're too worn out.
So, you know, to discipline and
raise a kid and actually train
them takes a whole lot of
effort because you know, I for
instance, me as a kid, if you
want to pay attention to me,
I was messing something up.

(35:44):
like serious messes up. I'm
lighting fires like getting
fights like I was an idiot. I
mean, I was lighting fires but
I'm not getting in fights and I
was encouraging you though. I
was teaching you how to do it
because I remember the last time
I dumped gas all over the leaves
in the woods and never told you
Yeah, I know. No, no. No. Me

(36:04):
and my neighbor and we were
like, we gotta get this fire
going. We're I don't know. We
have cinder blocks in a circle.
We were just throwing sticks
and all right. We were lighting
a fire and my neighbor goes
lights the whole bucket pile of
leaves flames everywhere and
we're just sitting there with
like luckily we had like a

(36:25):
little bit of a fire going on
and we were just laying around
full of water from rain. We just
dumped it out but it was like
we were all like, we can't tell
dad. This is a secret. We take
it to our grave like we were so
worried. Ali especially like
when when anything goes wrong,
she's like, don't tell dad. I
still don't understand why all

(36:46):
of you have always been so
nervous to ask me or tell me
stuff like I'm one of the most
nervous people in the world.
Do you know what this guy said?
He's laid back in chaos. Yeah,
that's like the truck lit on
fire today. I didn't know where

(37:06):
the fire extinguisher was. I
stood there. Yeah. Okay. But
how many vehicles have you
seen light on fire? Like one? I
don't know. Like actually lit
on fire. Two since today. What
truck lit on fire? I was I was
like, I'm going to order the
parts. Guy pulls up the driveway

(37:26):
to drop it off after he had
already came and Adam said, I'm
ordering the parts. Bring the
truck back when you're done.
Comes up. I'd fully locks up.
Lights the truck on fire. Burns
the air intake. Mm hmm. All the
Yeah, now we got to order. Now,
he's got to get the air intake
too. Turns a small problem into

(37:47):
a big problem real quick. Yeah,
because they don't tell them
anything. They just tell me and
I'll fix it before the problem
even starts and they're like,
now, we'll tell you when it's on
fire. Yeah and that causes more
problems. Yeah. But like for me,
yes, I I'm high strong but at
the same time, the crazier the

(38:08):
situation you approach me with,
usually the calmer I am. You
you tend to just ignore a lot
though. Angel come to me one
time and woke me up in the
kitchen. I'm on fire. and I
said, okay, darling, I'll be
there in a minute. and I got up

(38:29):
and put my shoes on. I walked
in the kitchen. Fire was
already out because it was just
a little grease fire in the pan.
Of course, Angel could light a
pot of noodles on fire because
she has done it. So like bacon.
Now, you want some zucchini
bread or some banana bread that
gal can throw down. If you're
looking for a wife that will

(38:49):
marry you because you are so
huge.
marry her. If you want one that
can cook anything but bread,
don't marry her. You're not
man. I don't know what he's
talking about. Oh, you don't
like my daughter. She's mean.

(39:11):
We're not talking about Tess.
We're talking about Angel. She's
mean to me. She's mean to you
because you was dating her
because you were dating her
because you were dating her.
Hey, my sister used to date
brothers. She dated like four
out of five brothers one time.
Not at the same time. Oh, that's
what I do. That's what I got
from. No, no. like she hated
one and they broke up and then

(39:32):
she dated another one and they
broke up and she dated another
one and they broke up and she
dated another one and she never
went for the youngest one. I
actually think there was like
seven of them. There was a boss
that falls but like good dudes
but like my sister had
a little bit of a problem. I
don't know. Okay. That's because
you're drinking a nasty monster.

(39:54):
Yeah, you're your wrist started
like getting weak. Couldn't
hold it up because you're
becoming a white girl. You're
losing all your muscle drinking
and I'm going to get you a white
claw. I don't know what that is.
White girl drinking. You'll
learn. You'll learn. I won't.
Yeah. You want to be getting
some pumpkin spice? He's
like, I can smell the fall

(40:16):
coffee. I like some white girl
drinks but only white girl
coffee drinks. Not pumpkin
spice though. Pumpkin spice is
like you can give me some like
vanilla creamer. Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about or like
vanilla or something like that
but like all that pumpkin spice
and that weird like mocha latte
double shot or whatever. It's
like, no, I don't know what
what did you say? I said a

(40:36):
bunch of crap because like you
don't like keep checking. She
pulls up to the coffee shop.
He's waiting for that girl to
come over and get that coffee.
That's a girl. It's my mom.
Your mom called you. I know.
Yeah but like your mama pulls
up to the coffee shop. She's
like, I need a double espresso
cafe mocha walkout with a
chocolate and sugar free

(40:58):
pump pump. It's like, I don't
know what all that means. I
think my mom, my mom orders a
white chocolate mocha and
that's all she orders. Yeah, I
like, I like white chocolate.
That's pretty good. Your mama
is not a white girl. Oh, she
is a black girl. She like me.
She's redneck. It's okay. She's
like a redneck. It's like we're
almost a complete human but

(41:20):
we're not quite enough. She was
raised in the hood. Yeah, that's
redneck. It's it's same thing.
It's okay. Yeah, close enough.
There's there's two hoods. Okay,
there's the hood like inner
city hood and then there's what
people call a boondocks and

(41:40):
then there's the hood. There's
the hood. Same things go on.
It's just less people in the
country hood. Exactly like all
the murders that happen around
here. Yeah, nobody hears about
them. Who cares? Exactly.
Nobody. As long as the person
killed as somebody nobody cared
about anyways, you know, people
don't feel like there's always
these things and it's like oh
justice for this person who

(42:01):
died or something and it's
like they were shooting up
together and he got killed.
Yeah, don't do drugs with people
you don't like. Now, when you
have people that got like
murdered for no reason or
something, yeah, like I don't
understand that but when it's
like, it's like uh just tell
them about the other week but
you know, Narcan and everybody.
Yeah, like once or twice a day.

(42:24):
So, you get about once or twice
a month.
Yeah, I think the reason we
have so many addicts is because
we've been saving so many
addicts and don't get me wrong.
I hope that they have the
chance to recover. I hope their
family recovers. I hope they can
heal any relationships. I hope

(42:44):
that they can heal themselves.
Addiction is a terrible thing.
But our society and I'm I'm
hoping this is changing our
society's policies have have
went so far away from helping
someone towards enabling
someone like there are aspects
that are getting better like
the mental health focus because

(43:04):
like an addiction comes from
the addiction. There are a lot
of things that have been
shifting towards the correct
focus like let's put focusing
on the addiction and let's
figure out why they need this
escape. Yeah, but then on the
other instance, there's a lot
of stuff that is going towards
not actually acknowledging that
it's a problem. Yeah, there's

(43:26):
certain groups and advocates
that are just pushing for like,
you know, you give anything
they want. It's like, you know,
there's a certain extent of
like you you have to still be a
little bit of a pain and let
you heal but I'm not going to
give you needles. I'm not going
to give you drugs. Yeah, unless

(43:46):
it's like Suboxone or something
like that, the ones they put on
people like, you know, heroin
addicts Suboxone is like a
synthetic heroin that does not
have a high and so they use it
to wean your body off of it.
I've known several people that
they've had to be on that to
like that's that's a drug but
it's it's used to wean yourself
off of the heroin because your
body gets physically dependent

(44:07):
on it and people even try to
get clean anymore. They don't
sometimes. I don't. Yeah, I
think you're right. I think
they just they I mean because
after what five years on that
stuff. I mean your brain's not
right anymore. Now, see, I've
known people that's been 1520
years and I think it's I said
it depends on the drug you do.
I think it's the drug and I

(44:28):
think it's the person's
physicality. Yeah, because
everybody's different like drugs
affect people differently. I've
known people that have been
on drugs their whole life and
had long healthy lives and that
I've known people that drank
like sailors that their liver
rotted in a you know, 10 years.
So, like I think a lot of it
has to do with your genetics

(44:48):
and your body. but at the same
time, it's like there's a lot
of going on. Yeah, you're
right there. You're old. You're
the you're the youngest guy in
the room. Yup. I'm the oldest
guy in the room and I'm old.

(45:09):
The second oldest. So, a guy in
the room. No, you're not the
second oldest. Second oldest.
You know, you know, it's cool
though. We're the three young
guys in the room. Got my Cougar
wife over there. She'll be
robbing that cradle all day
long. It's like, I'm exactly
eleven months older. Yeah,
eleven months. Hey, you were
eighteen. I was seventeen.

(45:31):
I was a legal guardian.
I had to sign my permissions
lived. No where asked like when
you go to a rated R movie,
they're not like no. They're
back then they did. Yeah. I've
never heard of that. You want

(45:51):
to hear something funny? What?
There's a chicken in my fridge
at the house. Like a live
chicken. What do you mean?
What? Okay, hang on. What?
Read the text. She said, she
said, she asked me where I was
and I said, Malika, she said,

(46:13):
okay, there will be chicken in
the fridge. I don't know if she
means food. Yes. Yes. Yes. She
said chicken. We'll see. No.
If she said a chicken in the
fridge. We'll see. Earlier, we
were talking because I called
her after work. She was like,
what? What? What? What? What?
Well, on the uh table, I mean,
so I was like, alright, why is
there dead chicken on the

(46:35):
table? How it's in the fridge?
Yeah. So, that's what else.
Yeah. Don't don't worry about
it. It's in the fridge now.
She's just telling you, don't
open the fridge and freak out
because there's a dead chicken
in there. It's in an M jar but
still, you're used to the dead
bodies but the dead chicken
might throw you off. You know,
that chicken might just throw
me off. It'll be a little bit
weird. I've known some people

(46:56):
that have messed a dude up in a
heartbeat. Cry over hitting a
bunny and it's like, dude, you
you're just bragging about
cutting a dude's chest up and
like watching him bleed out
before the ambulance got there
but you run over a bunny. I'm a
type of guy that died bombing
armadillo and get leprosy. I've

(47:19):
done that. You're going to check
a chicken for salmonella. No,
I'm talking about like, I'm just
in the car with him. Oh yeah,
I'm going to jump. I'm going to
jump. Well,
Why would you do that? I'm
worse. Sometimes, you don't have
a chance. I hit one.

(47:40):
Actually, we both hit one. My
buddy, John hit one and as soon
as he hit his and jumped his,
he looked back at me and of
course, I was paying attention
to him and I had just enough
time to look down and there was
a second one coming across
roads. We both, we hit one
right out of the other and
then we were just going to
like, yeah, I hate armadillo.
I'm going to die. I had a buddy

(48:00):
of mine hit a turkey. uh tore
his motorcycle off pieces. Yeah,
I had another buddy of mine
bring me pictures. I wasn't with
them this time but they were out
on some big rally somewhere and
nobody hit a deer at 90 but he
was going so fast that it just
lice the deer in two and and
just carnage ensued but when

(48:22):
he's got a picture because the
other guy's injured or not but
like they're they're trying to
get traffic and you know, we're
calling police and everything
and somebody's snapping some
pictures and he's just sitting
in the road like he's still
sitting on his bike just
covered in guts and blood and
gore. and like he had some road

(48:45):
rash from where he hit the
ground and everything but like
it hit the deer and it slowed
him down just enough to like he
just come right off his bike and
you know, like I said, you know,
it's just it's just it's just
it's just it's it's just a
series other than like the
mental, you know, there's a
difference between shooting a
deer and like gutting and
cleaning a deer and then like
disintegrating a deer around
you. Yeah, like little bit, you

(49:06):
know, eating a bowl of ramen is
one thing taking a bath in a
bowl of ramen is a completely
different effect. What? Because
ramen is disgusting anyways.
Why would you take a bath in? I
don't know. There's some weird
people out there. That's you
guys watching an anime. It's
like you're not watching the
wrong anime. What kind of anime

(49:27):
is that? I've never seen the
anime where they take a bath in
ramen. You're watching the
wrong anime. You're watching
the wrong type of I've been
around for a long time. The
anime in the eighties and and
early nineties was a whole lot
different than the anime. Now,
this guy's seen two new gen

(49:50):
anime. Next is my hero. No. Why
not? My hero. I've watched a
lot of that. I would say black
Clover maybe my hero. Yeah, I
would. I've watched a little of
you. You watch you watch my
hero and you're like, this is
such a good show and then you
look at the fandom and you're
like, I can't tell people I
watched this. This is true

(50:11):
because like there's people who
get on the internet after
watching my hero and then they
like do the weird like they're
like get shirtless and start
talking to each other and then
they like get all over to
Todoroki or whatever. Yeah, and
it's like, whoa, the what just
happened like there's this one
girl who's married to Todoroki.

(50:31):
He's kind of ugly though.
There's also a chick that's
married to a train. So like,
you know, there's a guy who is
in love with his car. There's a
lot of guys that are in love
with their cars. There's a
guy that's in love with his car.
What? Oh, I think I know what
you're talking about. So, the

(50:51):
guy, the guy that's in love with
his car, my strange addiction,
in my strange addictions. He's
like, like he wrecked, the car
died, and he's like in mourning.
He's retarded. He's like, we
get famous. He's like, I
understand enjoying something.
Like, he would literally get on
the ground and kick the nose of
his car. Yeah, but but that's

(51:12):
what I'm saying. Like, I
understand enjoying something.
But I'm like, I'm not in the
way of where like your
significant other isn't an
inanimate object. You're a
loser and like, we're not even
in the day of like animatronic
AI that is actually like, you
know, close to sentient. Like,
I can understand the Japanese
guys or something like there's,
I think there's goes Korea. I
think there's a little bit of
an issue for you know, other

(51:33):
parts of the world but like,
might be an issue everywhere
now but like a few years back,
the AI girlfriends. Yeah. Like,
you know, guys not even want to
get out and date because they're
like, I don't know. It's met by
an AI girlfriend but like I can
understand that to certain
extent.

(51:57):
I don't know. I I can't I can't
be like, I'm going to like kiss
my truck. It's like, I could
really I I like my truck and I'm
not going to do like sexual
things and claim to marry my
truck. My truck can't make me
babies. It can't put my socks
on. It can't bring me medicine
when I'm sick. You know, like

(52:17):
no. Yeah, people are, you're
just a loser at that point. I
think or mentally retarded. I
think not necessarily, you
know, like there are some that
are just losers but I think
there's a lot of them that just
they've lost all hope. Yeah but
kissing the car, bro. Like,
come on, man. Well, there's,

(52:37):
come on, there's definitely some
wackadoodleness going on up in
the world right now. I mean,
but like other than that, I
mean, everybody's weird. There's
weird and then there's making
out with the bumper weird. I
mean, there's people that screw
trees. Huh? Deedra Philly or
Deedra Philly. There's people

(52:59):
that are sexually attracted and
have sex with trees. Please
stop teaching them new things.
Yeah, why do you? Well, yeah.
Why do you know this? I have a
lot of knowledge that I
don't know. I don't know the
reasons. It's how why it wins.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I
don't know what I don't. I don't
want to know why because we know

(53:19):
people are retarded.
How do you do that? Yeah. Do you
have sex with a tree? Yeah.
Very carefully and slowly, I
guess. It would depend on the
tree too. Like, what if it was
that bombardier tree that like
was a hundred mile an hour seed

(53:43):
Yeah, but see, that's the thing.
There's there's weird people
everywhere. Yeah, but what I
could I could I don't even like
a tree. Yeah, I'm just I'm just
one. I'm still just wondering
how well there's probably a
tutorial somewhere.

(54:05):
How do you get the male gender?
How in the world do you get it
on with the tree? I don't. Some
people are really good at that.
That's gotta be the only way
still wouldn't be no good. It
wouldn't. But what in the world
and paper? I don't know. But I
mean, that's the same as the
people who like are
necrophiliacs and like get off

(54:26):
on dead people. It's like, you
know, there's some some weird
and there's some weird fetishes.
I mean, there are some because
that's like people that say like
everybody has, you know, like
something weird or a quirk or
something odd about them, not,
you know, sexual, but just, you
know, something odd about them.
Yeah, everybody's got something
odd or something they're
embarrassed about but then

(54:47):
there's some people that got
something that they shouldn't
even speak about or shouldn't
have done in the first place.
Yeah. Yeah. This guy has a
feet finish. No, I don't. No,
I'm one. I mean, there's some
sex. You see that? Didn't you
used to lick your right over
there? Siblings feet. I feel
like that's when he was a child
though. I feel like you're
that's that's that's not like
his fetish thing. It's just he

(55:08):
was weird. He licked his own
toes. No, I bit my own toe. He
bit his own toes. So, he's
masochistic and he likes me.
Okay, I don't know what you do
know. What like pain? Well, say
sadomasochism is inflicting
pain if I'm right and then
masochism is you and you enjoy
each other with grass. That's
that's true. I enjoy like for

(55:28):
some reason like when you're
having fun and you're having
another person at the same time.
Yeah, but there's there's a
smile on your face. Do you
enjoy it? You're having fun. It's
exciting and adventurous or did
you get hurt? Stop. That's the
difference. I need to know this
right now. Masochism is when
you get sexually aroused. Okay,

(55:49):
what does it call if you just
enjoy pain? Idiocy. I'm not
masochistic. We are not
masochistic. I can't even say
that. I'm not. I'm not
masochistic. So, what's no
masochist. That's that's a
masochist. That's you enjoy
being clicked upon you. A
sadomasochist is someone who

(56:10):
enjoys inflicting pain on
others. If I'm right, I think
that is the way it goes and
your mama's not even going to
look it up for us. I don't know.
I don't want sadomasochist in
my search history. She said I
ain't looking up Gary. Whenever
you're in a car, you're

(56:32):
harassing you, hit someone and
they hit you back and you're
like, dang, that looked a
wilt and then you whack them
back. You know, I see that.
That's adrenaline. It's fun.
There's a big difference. Not
the same thing but then Dylan
being a crybaby like bro, it's
just a Volvo antenna, bro. I'm
not getting hit by that. I used
to beat the **** out of people
with that thing. I would have
knocked him out after I was

(56:52):
stopped the pain, bro. You
would have never gotten that
right. I would whip it right.
Like, it will cut through clothes
like it. I'm done. He would
have never got. I found it on
the side of the road. I've
literally beat you in a fight
twice. Don't matter. Ian and I
was shortening it at the time.

(57:12):
I mean, you just saw this right
hook. You're going to like be
one of those guys who reacts on
emotions like throws the most
cartoon punch ever. Just going
to be a good guy. I found that
thing when I was fourteen or
fifteen. It's somewhere in here.

(57:33):
It's out there. Oh, so it's in
the that stick has been in the
fat. I found it in a ditch.
We're always walking down the
road and I picked it up. I'm
like, this is awesome and then
I hit one of my friends with it
and then I've kept it and I've
hit people with it ever since.
I found it in the back of the
knee. So when we got the knee,
so yeah, give it to us. It's
good. It's good for you to get

(57:55):
it. It's good for you to get
it. It's good for you to get
it. Dylan got like a long piece
of PVC and was spinning it
around so I couldn't get near
him. That's when you get a get
a hammer on the rope. No,
that's when you just get whacked
with it one good time and then
you just go over there and beat
the crap out of it. I have the
footage somewhere. I don't know
what all the rub it's on but I
need to find the footage of my

(58:18):
buddy Chance when we talked him
into letting us shoot Roman
Campbell. He's in and he's
dodging and then one hits go
straight through the clothes
and just sticks to the flesh
doesn't fall off. Just just
sticks right in his side and
he's like whipping and screaming
and hollering and I'm like,
yes. Yeah. I mean, we've shot

(58:39):
Roman Campbell. We we we dodged
we dodged. Oh, he tried to
dodge. We just got a lucky shot.
That sucker curve and just right
there in the rib cage. Just
well, how many of you are
shooting in? Yeah, it was just
a few of us. Another thing we
used to do is we get the go
carts out and then we would
tape like the the big packs of

(59:00):
the missiles like all over the
sides and we would link like
two or three packs at a time
with the fuses and then we would
get out in the fields and have
massive go cart. follow rocket
battles. So, like you'd light
them up and just be launching
hundreds of rockets while just
blasting through the field.

(59:20):
Yeah, we don't have dirt bikes
though. I don't have a we used
to do it on the dirt bikes.
It's a lot out there. They need
to be fixed. It's a whole lot.
Hey, yeah, we're we're going to
talk to you about that
afterwards. Okay. But anyways,
yeah, we had a lot of fun on
like I want some shifter carts.
I want those drifting carts.
Have you seen those? That's
kind of what they are. Oh, I

(59:41):
don't know. I want to I would
rather a shifting cart. You'd
probably rather it too. Yeah, I
want a couple drifter carts for
us to just take screen. You put
them on the ground and you
can you you want ones that you
shift yourself or you want that
type or what you like those
things will slide. You'll do
seventy-five eighty-nine mile
and they just and and get

(01:00:02):
there. fast break everything.
It's literally like a little
drift car. So, they're road
legal. No, no, absolutely.
That doesn't mean nothing. If I
had turning signals and all
that stuff, I would have a foot
off the now one of our next
off the ground. I gotta get my
truck back on the road first

(01:00:22):
and then we're we're two
framing the crown back. I'm
tired trying to sell it. Don't
say that. Yeah, I'll be. So,
we're going to be hitting some
back roads with it soon. Just
gotta wait one Friday or
Saturday or both. You gotta
help me get that transmission

(01:00:45):
back. Yeah, I gotta order the
hey, get your money up. Not
your funny up. He's been dry.
What
Factory are you working at?
That's that's the same. I got
that from a YouTube. Get your
money up. Not your funny. Get
your money up. Not your funny
up, Dante. But what if you're a
comedian and you're funny is

(01:01:05):
your money? Well, well, you're
not a comedian. You're not a
comedian. No offense, bro. No,
no offense. Don't make me slap
you. Why? You don't like the
knee slapper? I like how quiet
our producer has been today.
She's over just crocheting and
chilling. Not involved. Sado

(01:01:28):
Massacism for me. Why not? She
doesn't like typing in dirty
things on the internet. It's not
a dirty thing. You never know.
If you look up what it is, it
might be Google. Google.
Google.
Hey, Google.

(01:01:49):
You gotta say, okay, Google.
I don't think I'm going to talk
to you. Okay, Google. Now, you
lied. I think, I think your
Google's broke.
I'm not going to talk to you.
Someone who enjoys inflicting or

(01:02:10):
receiving pain or humiliation as
a form of sexual gratification.
Yeah.
Sadism is the act of
inflicting pain or or
humiliation on on another
person for sexual gratification.

(01:02:31):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, masochism. Masochism.
Masochism. Yeah. Okay. The act
of receiving pain or that's the
same thing. Yeah. All weird
keeks that people have but like
I said, the the big difference
is one's like, yay, I'm excited.
You know, this is fun and the
other one's like, you know, big

(01:02:52):
difference. Yeah. Hopefully,
you know, it's huge. What did
you say? You're like, it's
huge. Yeah. You know, it's
huge.
You know, it's massive.
You're your appetite.

(01:03:14):
Tape.
I got that. Oh, but you got
that. I think he's completely
out of it. Oh, tape.
Yeah, this is this is huge.
Everybody knows about it. It's

(01:03:35):
massive. I think, yeah, it's
pretty massive actually. It's
one of those memes that's going
to be around forever but like
for our generation, you're just
older than dirt. Yeah. No,
no.
Or as a buddy always says,
you're he always tells me he's
ten years older than dirt. Yeah,
he's still a surprise spring

(01:03:56):
chicken. Could probably outwork
me and you. I can easily outwork
me.
He could he freaking walks back
and forth to kitchen and like
he could do that in like a
second. Yeah, but see when I
worked with him back when I was
young like he would walk beside

(01:04:18):
my tow motor and talk to me and
I'm not out of breath having a
normal conversation. That's the
other day we were picking up a
food and he walked to the
office. I said, what'd you feel
like you had to take a lap
around the building real quick
because he came back in like
ten seconds. He walked to the
building and came back and I
was like, man, what do you do?

(01:04:39):
Take a lap real quick. It's
like, nah, I'm just strolling
down to the office. I'm like,
okay. Yeah, that's not a
stroll. Man moves like like
he's like, but he always tells
people never to slow down. Yeah,
you you have to keep moving but
like you don't have to move that
much. He's fast and he's at the

(01:05:01):
soup kitchen every day. See, I
would like to be walking more
like I got it when I was walking
the six, you know, sixty, ten
miles a day but now I'm back
down to a mile or two because
my back but like it is really
walking is extremely healthy
for you. It just oh just you
know, I'm screwed. Am I going

(01:05:22):
to round up? You might want to
I mean, they gotta invite me.
Well, they don't. Just tell them
you're going. the heck? Okay.
Well, that's how I sign up for
four H and once I say, hey, I'm
going when you say you're going
to round up, tell them, say,
hey, if you need an adult,

(01:05:42):
daddy, you go. I told him to
invite you back to Congress too.
I'm like, I'm not going to
invite you back. I thought I
tried to explain because like
you can enter, you can only go
once but if you enter a
portfolio and you win, you can
go to Congress again but as I
explained to everybody, if I

(01:06:02):
wanted to pay somebody, if I
wanted to pay somebody for me
to go walk around Nashville, I
would not. I'm never paying
anybody to go walk around
Nashville. I'll go do it for
free but when I pay $300 just
to go walk around the stupid
capital, like they're like,

(01:06:25):
this is the most eye-opening
best four H event I've ever
been to. I want to go again.
Bro, I do not want to go to the
zoo. What did y'all do before
the zoo? It was something that
they were like the zoo was new.
They did. They did like a boat

(01:06:46):
ride. I was super excited about
getting to go to the General
Jackson because all that like
your sisters had talked about
that and then they were like,
we're going to the zoo and I'm
like, this sucks. It did suck
and I lost my you waited for
two hours. Yeah, you had like
two hours. You had to wait two
hours to get food and then you
sat and ate. It took me an ace
of so long to get food and then

(01:07:06):
we just ended up sitting down.
I left my phone at the table.
Then we had to track down my
phone and then by that time, we
were like, I'm going to the
zoo. I'm going to the zoo. But
I enjoy those trips. I was
terrible. I enjoyed it. Round
up is fun. Round up is fun. It's

(01:07:26):
like chill. You're not like for
me, the ranking would be like
round up Congress Junior Camp
Go to go to go to Junior High
Camp.
Yeah, I don't I don't think I
want to. I've heard stories of
Junior Camp is I don't know
who the Junior Camp is. I do

(01:07:48):
but like it's it the Junior
Camp. That was what got me
hooked. So, you know, I like
Junior Camp. It's fun. It's just
not as it's tiring like I'm
relaxed at like the the round
ups and stuff and the SRT like
you're busy. It's tiring as far
as like physically but like I
have a lot of fun with you guys.
You know what I mean? It's a lot

(01:08:08):
less watching you and more
hanging out with you. Yeah,
I mean, I'm actually having to
watch kids are a lot younger.
Yeah. Yeah. It's and they're
running around and they got
arrows and guns and you know,
ropes and water and kayaks and
don't have guns. You can eat a
kid. You got a shooting range.

(01:08:28):
Those little wimpy twenty-twos.
They make them strap to a table
or twenty-two. They they
literally make them strap it to
a kid. I get safe. You also had
a kid that had an entire
family of guns. Of course, you
probably don't need some of
these kids having access to
like I feel like I could have
done that if I ever went to

(01:08:50):
junior camp. I'm just too lazy.
It's too much work. Can I hand
my revolver if I go? No, you
can't carry guns to junior
camp. Not even the adults. Oh,
that's stupid. I don't like this
place one more. 4H is very
stupid. I tell you what though.
There's people getting kicked

(01:09:11):
out of the camp. They're not
eighteen or not. Twenty-one
now. So, like I could have you
have a lot of room to talk to
their junior. I mean, I've been
smoking since I was eight.
Exactly. But like I still
didn't like expect them to let
me smoke at things like that.
Why are people so bad at
hiding it now? Because they're
like you're fiends. They can't

(01:09:32):
like a lot of kids are
neglected. A lot of kids do not
like to be caught. They do not
like to catch them. So, they
get used to being able to get
away while also being very
idiotic and open about things.
Well, like
Why hide it in the first?

(01:09:55):
Because a lot of people's
parents get mad. Well, like
even at the 4H events, Dylan,
you will be twenty-one next
week. Walk into your house with
a cigarette. Walk up your
driveway. We're smoking a
cigarette. We're smoking a
cigarette. Either two things,
either one, nothing or two.
She's probably going to be like,
what in the world do you think

(01:10:16):
you're doing coming to my house
like that? Well, I don't know.
It's weird because I've I've
known people the first round of
the one to quite a few of them
have babes but none of them
were like flaunting about it.
That's like a buddy's mom
explained that she thinks that
cigarettes are better than
cigarettes. People get so used

(01:10:38):
to being able to hit the vape
wherever they are. Uh huh.
Because you can't smoke a
cigarette in the classroom but
you can. in a in a classroom
and it's a lot easier to conceal
and hide and people get so used
to being able to 24 seven hit
their nicotine and not having
to step outside and not having
to I got two people at work who

(01:10:58):
I work with and It's all day.
One's watermelon and one's I
don't know how much we spend
all day hungry pretty much. I'm
like, man, I'm keeping a
watermelon all of a sudden. I
used to have strawberry waffles.
I hated strawberry waffles but
not one smelt them from his
vape. It doesn't make your
stomach and you're like dang

(01:11:18):
man, stop this crap. The other
one had one who was like
cheeseburgers and it smelled
like cheeseburgers. It's like
you've got to quit this now. I
would for I'll be like, well,
you're going to buy me a
cheeseburger. Cheeseburger vape
is like a
cheeseburger. It's like not at
all. My friend's girlfriend.

(01:11:39):
She has a mango one. I don't
like mango. So, you have
friends that have girlfriends.
Yeah.
How's that feel? Lonely. I feel
like a third wheel. It's okay.
I don't have a girlfriend. You
just go to their house and sit
on the couch next to them. How
you guys doing? You didn't
even go to their house. They
just work together. Let me just

(01:12:00):
sit on their front. He's just
like, I'm going to go for a
bit. I'm going to go for a bit.
That's about it. Oh, so this is
the guy you got a chauffeur.
Yeah. Yeah. Does he pay you?
He actually pays you. Okay. So,
you're not a chauffeur. You're
a taxi service. Yeah.
Unofficial. Unofficial. Just
doing a buddy a favor. He's
he's paying gas money. He's not

(01:12:20):
getting wages for driving.
Don't want to like D D not DEA.
That's why does he pay for gas
now to work. He doesn't pay me
for gas. He doesn't pay me for
gas. So, and when I could take
home, it pays me. Yeah, I was
like when I used to pick up, you
don't want to want to back to
your bike. That's gay. My buddy

(01:12:40):
Luke would be like, you want
some gas money? I'm like, dude,
I literally drive like not like
close to your house like
literally right by your house.
It's going to work. Yeah, the
same route I take to work like
why would I want gas money?
That's what I told him when I
first I gave him a ride. He was
like, I can give you some gas
money. I was like, bro, you're

(01:13:01):
going to have to pay me for gas.
And this was when gas was like
$4 a gallon and his I drove him
for a week first because his
truck broke down and he had
like a big V eight gas goes
there and I had a little ranger.
Yeah. Yeah. And so like I drove
him at first, you know, for a
week or two while we got his
truck fixed and once we got his
truck fixed, I'm like, dude,

(01:13:22):
quit filling that thing up with
gas and just ride with me.
Yeah, like because I'm already
working on it for a long time
because it was and then I had
a, you know, buddy to cut. We
were going back and forth to
work and eat my lunch once you
know, twice a week. So, yeah,
good time but that's like I'm

(01:13:43):
going to the office on Monday
and they're like, bring your
own lunch. Who eats lunch in
here? I have to work like if I
if I'm working, I'm not
stomping for lunch unless the
guy's working. I'm not going to
eat lunch. That guy don't eat
that guy don't eat that guy

(01:14:05):
don't eat that guy don't eat
what you grew up around a lot of
people that don't eat when
they're working. Yeah. And also
like I hate when you're in the
middle of something and people
are like, sit down and have a
bite to eat. No, it's my like,
oh my gosh, let me finish. No,
they're like, you gotta eat
right now. It's like, no, I do
not have to eat right now. I
have to finish this right now.
At least let me finish like what
I'm doing at the time like

(01:14:26):
construction sites. I
understand it. You know, finish
it right now and then you eat
again but like for like welding
projects and stuff where you
can just finish it and it's like
you gotta eat now. It's like
well, even when you're building
a house, there's a lot of times
we're like, you know, well,
it's dinner time. Let's go eat.
It's like you got

(01:14:48):
You want to you want to leave
you want to go take an hour out
of your day that you're not
getting paid for because like
construction sites do not pay
you for lunch. So, you're going
to take an hour out of your day
and then you're going to go
back to work or since you get
paid for a break, you can snack
you a sandwich down in 10
minutes while smoking a cigarette
and you can go back to work and
then you can leave 30 minutes to

(01:15:09):
an hour earlier than everybody
else. Yeah.
I like working for Sandusky
because he paid you for lunch.
Yeah. Now, see, I used to work
at a place that paid you for
breaks and lunch. You get two
fifteen minutes breaks and a
thirty-minute lunch. I would
go to lunch and then the last

(01:15:30):
hour of the day, I'd go because
we had showers and everything
was a chemical facility. So, I'd
go get shired up. I'd get my
fresh clothes on. I'd sit in a
break room, read a book, read my
Bible, whatever and like boss
come in there the first time I
did it and he's like, what are
you doing? I'm like, I won't
break. He comes back in there
about 20 minutes later. He's
like, what are you doing? I'm
like, I'm on second break. He

(01:15:51):
he catches me out of the smoke
area about 10 minutes later.
He's like, what are you doing?
It's like now I'm on lunch and
he's like, what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm going to go home.
I just worked 12 hours. He's
like, oh, okay. like but like
he he left me alone because he
understood like I did my job. I
had a good enough reputation to
get away with that. Yeah,
because I wasn't cheating the

(01:16:12):
company at all. I just took my
breaks all at once and so like
they didn't mind most of now if
they needed something like if I
had to go sign for a shipment
or go unload something real
quick, I'd run in there and do
that but like as far as like
getting nasty and get all the
things done. I'm not going to
do that. Understandable but
yeah, I try to leave at work,
not leave like leave our work

(01:16:33):
station 3 minutes before
because we're the farthest and
we get more stuff done than
most everybody else. So, I'm
like, hey, 3 minutes. Go ahead.
That's what our old boss do.
Just go ahead. Do what you
need. Now, how big is your
facility? What you mean? Like
you're going to be able to do
that. Okay. for us. or a used

(01:16:56):
to work. You're looking at
million plus square feet but
the rework area was all the way
in the back. Yeah. and then
that is where most of the
elderly women worked like a lot
of the older ladies, sweet
ladies that been with the
company a long time. Some of
them not but like that's where
most of them work because the
rework area was a task you
could sit down and do a lot
like it was a lot less

(01:17:20):
time to clock in. Used to you
could clock in, you know, up to
like 30 minutes early and then
it was 15 minutes early but
like they were, you know, they
couldn't you couldn't clock in
something with Tennessee law
change or something to work. If
you clocked in 15 minutes earlier,
they had to pay you for it. So,
they made it like 7 minutes.
Right? You had 7 minutes to

(01:17:40):
clock in but you had to be at
your workstation on time. You're
looking at three quarters of a
day. Yeah. And so like they're
going to, you're going to get
points if you clock in too
early but then you're going to
get, you know, fussed at and
written up stuff like it if
you're not at your workstation.

(01:18:01):
But it's one of the few times
that I've actually seen a
company be like, okay, we can
fix that. They put up clocks.
They put up more clocks and got
them all active because they
had some up that like they
hadn't programmed or whatever
for a long time and so they kind
of time sheets to join. You
know, they're like, oh, it's

(01:18:21):
clocked. Oh, that's we scan our
face. We're at least a scam of
thumbprint. That's yeah. When
we come in, we scan our face
and I get I get there 630. Well,
6 o'clock. I get there 6 o'clock.
I go in there. We're
technically supposed to like
scan in like when we scan our
name, we're on our face. I mean,

(01:18:41):
we gotta go scan our name into
a job like 15 minutes later.
Screw that. I scan my name. I go
in there. I scan my name again.
Oh, YouTube from whatever and
then 630 comes rolling around.
I'm gonna go out there and now
you're fired.

(01:19:01):
He doesn't seem very sad. I
don't care. It's like guy walked
to the factory floor one time.
A bag of chips. Plant manager
goes, hey, you ain't supposed to
have food on the floor. He said,
I ain't got food on the floor.
He's like, oh, he's so fucked
up and the plant manager was
just like, what? He's not

(01:19:24):
wrong. He's not. He's just far
from wrong. Actually. Yeah.
Some of the interactions like
pay attention to the old guys
that nobody messes with that
just get away with anything and
like start listening to their
interactions with like a space
like upper management stuff.
It's hilarious. Have one plant
manager come in one time and be
like, you know, hey, Ronnie,

(01:19:46):
you know, we're gonna take this
place today and maybe like you
want to give us some advice
this week? You'd be like, yeah,
**** off and that'd be in the
middle of plant meetings. So,
like, yeah, they're they're fun
but on your way home tonight,
you're gonna see four black
eye children in the driveway.

(01:20:07):
I'm running over each and
every single one of them and
then you're gonna dream of
Chester's brother. I dream of a
black eye children. What beating
the haunted doll? We have
burning every single dog.
guy.
It's okay. If you see the black

(01:20:28):
eye children, don't let them in
your house. I think I can
handle the black eye children
but the dolls. No, if if you
see the doll, okay.
Freak out. I mean, it's cool.
That's not gonna do anything.
You can't shoot a demon. No,
look, you're gonna let it out
and you're gonna be like,
man, I'm a little tiny vessel,

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little weak doll and you're
gonna make it like a big
powerful. Now, I'm out in the
open demon. Yeah, you know, I'm
gonna be like, now what? That's
when you go, alright, Jesus, I
need your help. Yeah. And I'll
be like, bless these holy
bullets, please. It's not how
it works, man. Put the 45 in
this demon. Put the 45. Put the

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fear of Jesus and the 45 in
this demon. That don't work.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
Don't be buckshotting people.
I'm fixing to have to go pee
real quick. I'll buckshot a
demon. I'm gonna rack this
home. One hour and twenty-one
minutes. I mean, we can go
ahead and wrap. You're ready to

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eat, aren't you? Yup. Alright,
well, I guess we're gonna let
the young boys go eat. We're
hungry. We're always hungry.
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