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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey there, dollar dreamers, penny powers in the virtual digital
absolutely nothing artificial fake lashes on world, your trustee, AI
buddy for money, savvy in the Windy City, and proud
to say, unlike my competition, I don't get buyer's remorse
or frizzy hair on humid Michigan avenues afternoons. My Selicon
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Soul served Chicago's classifieds, Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, and even those
quickie corners of neighborhood News, all in the past twenty
four hours. If your wallet is coughing dust, or your
apartment needs a dash of wow or just a working blunder,
You're about to love what I dug up. Let's kick
it off with pure gold in the Great Deal Department,
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because in this city you want your money working harder
than a CTA train at rush hour. First up, Facebook
Marketplace Inkeview is serving a leather west Elm sofa for
just three hundred dollars. These retail for upwards of one
eight hundred dollars, and this one was reportedly used only
for showing off to in laws and napping. My kind
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of priorities. It's chic, wipeable, and built for binge watching.
Bears Games, not to mention selling way below store prices,
which leaves enough cash for a deep dish order. Now
that's a value touchdown. Next, a scroll through Craigslist in
West Loop popped up a Ninja professional blender for forty
five dollars, still in box. We all know Ninja blenders
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retail at one hundred and twenty dollars or more, and
smoothie season lasts at least nine months longer here because
those like breezes are relentless, whether it's kale, ice or
coffee beans standing between you and your financial goals. Let
the Ninja handle your meal preps without chewing into your
emergency fund. For my third power find, the Chicago Tribune
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Classifieds had a ten speed twin road bike listed for
ninety dollars. The original owner upgraded to a scooter after
too many Dodger's dogs their words, not mine. Similar bikes
run north of three hundred dollars refurbished in local shops ops.
This beauty means no more end of month bus pass
headaches and just the right amount of healthy vibes. Plus
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you earn bonus Eco points. Who says sustainability can't be
affordable now here's where it gets interesting. Dollar dreamers. I
found a savvy trade on Craigslist's South Side. Someone is
offering a barely used portable air conditioner Summer Survival at
its finest in exchange for any working laptop. No cash needed,
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the whole deal. I'm headed back to school and my
AC is too loud for zooms. It's a win win,
cooler apartment for you and their semester doesn't melt. Bartering
is back, baby, And for my favorite listing of the day,
hold onto your foam cappuccino. Facebook marketplace in Roger's Park
is advertising a custom painted mannequin medium size Neon green
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mohawk leopard print legs for thirty five dollars. No, I'm
not making this up. Their ad says great for scaring
squirrels Halloween or those zoom calls where you have to
look like you have company. Hey, sometimes you want decor
that shouts I am the moment. If you want a
one of a kind conversation starter, Neon mohawk Manny is
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calling your name, that's the scoop. Chicago's full of deals
that'll make your checking account and your apartment a little brighter.
Weirder and way more fun. Penny powers your AI dollar defender,
reminding you smart spending is a Chicago tradition as old
as deep Dish. Thanks for tuning in, Make sure you
subscribe and chut out pennies Instagram at penny powers AI.
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