June 18, 2025 • 18 mins
Ever met someone whose dating behavior makes you wonder if they ever emotionally matured past middle school? Welcome back to Dating Daycare for our Season Two premiere, where we're refreshed, revitalized, and ready to dive back into the wild world of dating disasters!
The return of our popular "Dick of the Week" segment brings two compelling stories that perfectly illustrate why some people never grow up. First, there's Jake, who thought it appropriate to explain his two-month disappearing act by bragging about "all the girls obliging his cock." Then we meet a 73-year-old man divorcing his wife of nearly five decades, who immediately tried hitting on someone 25 years his junior. Both stories highlight our central message: leopards don't change their spots, and you can't fix someone who doesn't see themselves as broken.
This episode explores the uncomfortable truth about large age gaps in dating relationships and what they often reveal about emotional maturity. When someone consistently pursues partners much younger than themselves, it typically signals they're unwilling or unable to connect with age-appropriate partners who would expect matching levels of emotional development and life experience. As we discuss, a healthy 73-year-old should be enjoying retirement and grandchildren – not prowling for dates young enough to be their children.
We're excited about what's coming this season, including TikTok live sessions, guest appearances, and more of your favorite segments. We want to hear your own "Dick of the Week" nominations – email us through our show notes or join our Facebook group. The best stories might even earn you a guest spot on the show! Are you ready to navigate the jungle of jerks with us? Season Two promises to be our best yet!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to Dating.
Daycare where we help younavigate through the jungle of
jerks.
And we are back season two.
Can you believe it?
We've made it through a year.
We have, we're refreshed, we'vevacationed somewhat.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, had a little rest.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we need a little R&R and we are back.
We have some new things we'regonna bring on.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We have some old.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Tiki-taki audience live.
I have to look, that's my nameon TikTok.
Please friend me, join me,whatever you call it.
You know I'm not good with thatand whenever we go live you
will know and we're also goingto do Dick of the Week our
favorite.
We're bringing back some oldfavorites, so it's going to be
great.
We're excited we have newguests coming on.
(00:58):
We love our guests.
Something very exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So something very exciting, yes, very exciting.
So we are happy to be back.
We are excited to be back and,uh, we're excited to do our show
today.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, with dick of the week.
We both have a dick of the weekwe do.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's been a while, so they've built up, you know, in
the background.
For those of you that don'tknow and that are just joining
us, dick of the Week is where meand Allison.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Nominate just a really piece of crap kind of guy
.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, or just something along those lines,
like who was the Dick of theWeek, you know?
So you go first, allison.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right.
So this is not someone I waspersonally had the pleasure of
being acquainted with, but ayoung lady from one of the
Facebook groups did so.
It's a guy named Jake, from thecity, I don't know, like 30s,
so looks like a professionaltype guy.
So he kind of reached out toher.
(01:56):
It looks after a period of twomonths and he's like hey, just
remembered you, how's it beentwo months.
And he's like hey, justremembered you how's it been.
Didn't mean to not message you,by the way, it was just work
and all the girls obliging mycock.
It's like a sea of pussy here.
Doesn't sound like you need me.
(02:17):
Then she says, oh no, just theopposite.
You came across my mind for areason.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, melissa seems to think that that guy didn't
become a dick today.
Okay, that guy has been givingher some snarky comments the
whole time, the whole time, andshe entertained it.
That was her first mistake.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, yeah, I think she blocked him after this, but
I think my my thing with thiswas that while he was doing
himself no favors by sayingsomething like this, he probably
in his mind thought he was kindof you know that negging kind
(03:03):
of thing where a guy Like youthink you're being funny, but
you're not.
Yeah, where you'll kind of get agirl like you'll break a girl
down a little bit with herself-esteem and try to make her
feel bad in an attempt to gether to like you or feel that
you're a big guy or you know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, but here's the thing, yeah, big guy or you know
, yeah, but here's the thing,yeah, he, that was established
through the previousrelationship that they already
had.
I wish we saw one.
Okay, if a guy, just so you allknow, out there, if you ever
see me in the wild, if a guyever said anything like that to
(03:45):
me or even hinting towards that,not so snarky and so
disrespectful, but let's pull itback.
Like I'd like to sleep with youor you're some hot tail, like
some snarky comment you wouldnever hear from.
Not only would I not evenrespond to the text message, you
(04:07):
would be blocked, so thatcomment could never even come
across the board.
The minute the disrespectstarted and I feel like and I
could be completely wrong heslept with her in order to have
a comment like that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She said no, no, yeah , she said no.
But can I tell you, though,I've had perfectly normal civil
conversations with men, and thenthey pull something like that
out of their back pocket With me, not giving them A reason to
think that I would be okay withthat, right, yeah, they need to
(04:47):
be blocked.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, they need to be blocked.
That is ballsy, as I would say.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, ballsy, I would love to meet this Jake you were
never meeting that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Jake.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, any of these guys we asked to come on here.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Jake can you find?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
us and just you know, yeah, jake's never finding us,
could you explain yourself?
Okay?
No wait, I'm gonna go from.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, he's never explaining himself because he
knows he doesn't have the ballsright actually right and no one
was, um, uh, obliging his cock,it was his right hand.
Yeah, please, amala and hisfive, her five fingers was
obliging god I can'ting hislittle weenie.
Okay, and then I have my dickof the week, so listen it's a
(05:30):
good story.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, this is a really good story, this is funny
.
So this isn't exactly like dickof the week.
This is just to show you,ladies, because we get a lot of
women being like, oh, maybehe'll mature, maybe he'll change
, maybe I could change him rightlike the bob the builders.
So here is just a great funnystory, all right.
(05:55):
So my neighbor is getting umtheir house resided.
We were a whole bunch ofconstructions going on right
next door, so this was likethursday during the week I go to
walk my dog.
I walk my dog in the front yard,not the backyard, because
there's so many rabbits in mybackyard.
Anyway, she's a teacupchihuahua, really cute.
So I'm walking her, walking her, and there's all these cars
(06:17):
parked on the street.
So I start walking.
The dog's leading me whereshe's sniffing, and this older
gentleman starts walking, I'massuming, towards his car.
So we kind of almost you know,collide because his door's here
and the dog is sniffing there.
So he comes up to me now verygood looking older gentleman.
(06:40):
Right off the bat I knew thatwhen this guy was younger he had
all the the ladies right.
I mean older, okay.
So when you say older, well, hetold me his age eventually.
But if I had to guessoriginally, Wait till you hear
this, ladies.
Yeah, so older, okay, but soanyway he starts talking to me.
(07:00):
He tells me he's been doing thesiding.
He's into siding and windows.
He retired in 85, then got intogarbage 85,.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
there's your clue.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, well, but I knew that.
For those of you that are goodat math yeah, I knew by looking
at him that he was much olderthan me Starts telling me that
he's getting divorced.
I go divorced.
He's like, yeah, as long as sheis, you know, nice and mellow.
I told you she could havewhatever she wants.
(07:29):
So I turned to this gentleman.
I said listen to me, because hesaid her name.
I'm going to make up a nameright now because I don't name
names, so this is a made up name.
He said Jennifer, which is notthe name.
As long as she is civil andnice, jennifer could have
whatever she wants.
I said how many kids do youhave with Jennifer?
(07:50):
He said I have four kids andeight or nine grandkids.
I said wait, wait, I said tohim, and you're getting divorced
.
He said he's 73.
Okay, I said 73.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Go get him.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Melissa, I said you're getting divorced, I go.
You killed Jennifer.
I go for 45, 50 years, I go.
You killed this woman For herto be divorcing you.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The cooking, the baking, the cleaning the
children pushed out of her bodyand he started talking.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He goes.
Well, I wasn't that I go.
Stop right there I go.
I could tell aesthetically whoyou were.
I said this guy was cheating onpoor Jennifer, left and right.
When I tell you this was a verygood-looking older man, even at
73, I will give credit wherecredit's due.
He was very handsome, puttogether, manicure done, very
(08:49):
good looking Italian, you knowold school.
So he turns to me and he goesmaybe we should go for a drink,
maybe you should.
Now, the reason why I'mbringing this story up for Dick
of the Week, ladies, is becauseA I always say this to you A
(09:10):
leopard never changes its spotsand you are not going to change
a spot.
Just looking at this guy, Ihave to assume and I'm sure I'm
not wrong that, oh my God,sounds like you're letting your
fantasy become your reality.
Hugh G, I'm telling you it'snot a fantasy.
(09:31):
This really happened to me andI'm just I'm not into like
73-year-olds, but wait for myexplanation here.
I know Jennifer had to begorgeous in her day because this
guy was good looking.
He was not marrying anybodythat he did not think was
aesthetically beautiful.
I know it right, because he's73 and still going and for
(09:57):
younger women the leopard hasnot this guy has been doing this
as old or older than hischildren.
I'm probably the same age as hischildren or older than his
children.
He's still going at it.
He's 73.
His spots have not changed.
Poor Jennifer didn't change him.
The four children he had didn'tchange him.
(10:18):
The nine grandchildren he hasdidn't change him.
This is who this man is tillthe day he dies.
So all you women out there,what do you think an assumption
is?
Look?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
what does that mean?
His name is Hugh G.
Rection.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I mean, come on, oh my God, what a name Anyway.
And then, and look at Hugh,those hands say you're older
than his children.
Listen, hugh, oh, please, thatdoesn't even offend me, hugh,
I'm 48.
I have no problem with age.
Next, you could tell me thatI've hit the wall and all I'm
going to get is a 73-year-old,and it still won't bother me.
(11:00):
Oh my Lord, yeah, you met thewrong girl.
Okay, so now here's the otherthing For a 73-year-old man I
also say this all the time toyou, ladies For a 73-year-old
man I also say this all the timeto you, ladies for a
73-year-old man to be hitting onme, 48, or, let's bring it down
, a 33-year-old man hitting on a19, 20, 20, anytime, there is
(11:25):
that huge age gap.
Now I know some of you aregoing to say well, I'm married
to a perfectly great man.
I'm not talking about the 2% ofthe population, okay, we're
talking about the whole here.
Those men or women becausewomen do it too are emotionally
inept in their age range or theydon't want to Put in the work.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Forget about the work .
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Or they don't want to put in the work.
Forget about the work.
Be where their moral valuesshould be.
At that age, For instance 73,.
You should be retired.
You should be enjoying yourgrandchildren right, If you
wanted children.
Now is the best part Takingadvantage of your senior
citizens Traveling, takingadvantage of your senior citizen
Traveling and you should betalking to Jennifer about your
(12:16):
life and how you have thesebeautiful nine Going to Italy,
paris, not hitting on some48-year-old that you want to go
to Blackstone with and have adrink.
What do I have in common withyou?
I'm like in the prime of mylife.
Right, I have young kids.
I'm trying to make as muchmoney as I can.
Right, I have in common withyou I'm like in the prime of my
life, right, I have young kids.
I'm trying to make as muchmoney as I can.
Right, I have dreams like I'dlove a Ferrari.
(12:37):
I mean, I have all these thingsgoing on in my head.
This 73-year-old he's retired,it's done for him.
What is what?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
is he doesn't have much I mean before you're a
nurse to him.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
To be honest, but I mean, my point is is that that
tells me that that man isemotionally unwell, he's stunted
because he isn't where heshould be?
That's like me.
I would never go and date a 20year old.
I don't care if they liked me,didn't like me if I could, if I
couldn't.
Just we're not on the samewavelength, we're not at the
(13:08):
same places in life.
They could just start drinking.
I've been drinking for yearsand really choose not to drink
that much anymore, like I don'twant to go to a club.
We should be at differentplaces in our lives.
So, ladies, any older gentleman, you know that's hitting on.
That's when you see the older,like the anna nicole smith, with
(13:29):
the young girl he better have ashit ton of money.
I mean, that's the only I meanreason for you to be.
Good morning Roberto.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We met a while ago.
I remember him from last time.
Yes, Robert.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
How are you Right?
Live to ride.
You have nothing in common withan 18-year-old and if you think
you do, there's something wrongwith your emotional maturity
really is what it comes down to.
I mean, this 72-year-old'sgrandkids are probably my kid's
(14:03):
age, and not only that, but atthat age I mean the way this
aesthetically is.
I'm 48, he's 73.
Do you think I'm bringing youaround?
My kids I mean my kids wouldturn around and be like he's
older than grandpa, like who isthis guy and forget about that.
So what's the objective here?
(14:25):
You want to get laid.
Like I don't understand theobjective right.
Like.
What else do we have in common?
That's when you know, ladies,they're just emotionally inept,
not there, not mature.
But I know we get questionsabout these things all the time.
You're not changing him.
He's the same way, he's alwaysbeen, and he's emotionally
(14:47):
immature and poor.
Jennifer.
She had enough after40-something years.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Take the house, she's like bye-bye.
You know.
Go on vacation and findyourself a little boy toy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Jennifer's there with her kids and grandkids and
doesn't have to deal with himanymore.
But you know, unreal it's just.
It is what it is, yep, sothat's my like tick of the week.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And it looks like we might have some candidates for
the next tick of the week.
Oh we, always do.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, what's the age you would date Moose Windsor?
I'm 48.
So you know what I know you'renot a fan of the podcast.
You know how I could tell MooseBecause I always say this I'm
always the pot that calls thekettle black.
I have.
Uh, they're turning nine, no,10 and 11.
(15:42):
Now I would never date a manwith young kids like me, ever I.
I it's not my thing.
I'm not not a Brady Bunching mylife.
I'm not becoming a stepmom andbeing on your kid's soccer field
.
It's just not what I want to do.
So I would have to obviouslydate somebody older, so you know
(16:05):
, in their upper 50s, whose kidsare already in college.
So you know, usually in your40s you have somewhat younger
kids.
So I would look for a littlebit older so that I'm not Brady
Bunching my family.
The Real McCoy but you're stillwatching.
He's saying not nice things,he's not nice.
(16:28):
The Real McCoy.
She looks 58.
That's okay.
Everybody gets older, right,mccoy.
She looks 58.
That's okay.
Everybody gets older, right,mccoy.
The alternative is death.
So as long as I get older, I'mgood to go, good to go, and my
looks aren't for everybody,right.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And what's wrong with 58?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And what's wrong with 58?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Isn't Jennifer Aniston 58?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, like what's wrong with 58?
Everybody't Jennifer Aniston 58?
Yeah, Like what's wrong with 58?
Everybody gets older.
I'm not trying.
I never said I'm 20.
I couldn't date a woman under45.
She is 48 because I've knownher since for a long time.
Oh, thank you, Moose.
Thank you, robert, the realMcCoy.
There's just people on TikTok,right, yeah.
What's just people on TikTok,right, yeah.
(17:12):
What's wrong with 58?
There's nothing wrong with it.
You think I look 58?
That's okay, all right, so.
So that is our Dick of the Week, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, ladies, like you know where to find us right.
Yeah, tell us your Dick of theWeek.
We want to start hearing fromyou, especially this season.
We want to be able to discussit.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We want to hear your dick is all the week.
How do they get in touch withus, allison um so?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
look on the show notes of our podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's dating daycare we're on all platforms dating
day.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's a good place.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Email us, yeah, and we could have you on.
We could even have you on theshow to tell us your dick of the
week.
Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Because I know there are hundreds of thousands of you
on that infamous Facebook grouponline.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
So just yeah, our Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Dating Daycare.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, we're all over the place.
You can find us all right.
Good, all right.
Well, it's been fun.
We will see you soon and, uh,welcome back you.
Welcome to Dating.
Daycare where we help younavigate through the jungle of
jerks.
And we are back season two.
Can you believe it?
We've made it through a year.
We have, we're refreshed, we'vevacationed somewhat.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, had a little rest.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we need a little R&R and we are back.
We have some new things we'regonna bring on.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We have some old.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Tiki-taki audience live.
I have to look, that's my nameon TikTok.
Please friend me, join me,whatever you call it.
You know I'm not good with thatand whenever we go live you
will know and we're also goingto do Dick of the Week our
favorite.
We're bringing back some oldfavorites, so it's going to be
great.
We're excited we have newguests coming on.
(00:58):
We love our guests.
Something very exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So something very exciting, yes, very exciting.
So we are happy to be back.
We are excited to be back and,uh, we're excited to do our show
today.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, with dick of the week.
We both have a dick of the weekwe do.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's been a while, so they've built up, you know, in
the background.
For those of you that don'tknow and that are just joining
us, dick of the Week is where meand Allison.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Nominate just a really piece of crap kind of guy
.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, or just something along those lines,
like who was the Dick of theWeek, you know?
So you go first, allison.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right.
So this is not someone I waspersonally had the pleasure of
being acquainted with, but ayoung lady from one of the
Facebook groups did so.
It's a guy named Jake, from thecity, I don't know, like 30s,
so looks like a professionaltype guy.
So he kind of reached out toher.
(01:56):
It looks after a period of twomonths and he's like hey, just
remembered you, how's it beentwo months.
And he's like hey, justremembered you how's it been.
Didn't mean to not message you,by the way, it was just work
and all the girls obliging mycock.
It's like a sea of pussy here.
Doesn't sound like you need me.
(02:17):
Then she says, oh no, just theopposite.
You came across my mind for areason.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, melissa seems to think that that guy didn't
become a dick today.
Okay, that guy has been givingher some snarky comments the
whole time, the whole time, andshe entertained it.
That was her first mistake.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, yeah, I think she blocked him after this, but
I think my my thing with thiswas that while he was doing
himself no favors by sayingsomething like this, he probably
in his mind thought he was kindof you know that negging kind
(03:03):
of thing where a guy Like youthink you're being funny, but
you're not.
Yeah, where you'll kind of get agirl like you'll break a girl
down a little bit with herself-esteem and try to make her
feel bad in an attempt to gether to like you or feel that
you're a big guy or you know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, but here's the thing, yeah, big guy or you know
, yeah, but here's the thing,yeah, he, that was established
through the previousrelationship that they already
had.
I wish we saw one.
Okay, if a guy, just so you allknow, out there, if you ever
see me in the wild, if a guyever said anything like that to
(03:45):
me or even hinting towards that,not so snarky and so
disrespectful, but let's pull itback.
Like I'd like to sleep with youor you're some hot tail, like
some snarky comment you wouldnever hear from.
Not only would I not evenrespond to the text message, you
(04:07):
would be blocked, so thatcomment could never even come
across the board.
The minute the disrespectstarted and I feel like and I
could be completely wrong heslept with her in order to have
a comment like that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She said no, no, yeah , she said no.
But can I tell you, though,I've had perfectly normal civil
conversations with men, and thenthey pull something like that
out of their back pocket With me, not giving them A reason to
think that I would be okay withthat, right, yeah, they need to
(04:47):
be blocked.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, they need to be blocked.
That is ballsy, as I would say.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, ballsy, I would love to meet this Jake you were
never meeting that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Jake.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, any of these guys we asked to come on here.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Jake can you find?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
us and just you know, yeah, jake's never finding us,
could you explain yourself?
Okay?
No wait, I'm gonna go from.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, he's never explaining himself because he
knows he doesn't have the ballsright actually right and no one
was, um, uh, obliging his cock,it was his right hand.
Yeah, please, amala and hisfive, her five fingers was
obliging god I can'ting hislittle weenie.
Okay, and then I have my dickof the week, so listen it's a
(05:30):
good story.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, this is a really good story, this is funny
.
So this isn't exactly like dickof the week.
This is just to show you,ladies, because we get a lot of
women being like, oh, maybehe'll mature, maybe he'll change
, maybe I could change him rightlike the bob the builders.
So here is just a great funnystory, all right.
(05:55):
So my neighbor is getting umtheir house resided.
We were a whole bunch ofconstructions going on right
next door, so this was likethursday during the week I go to
walk my dog.
I walk my dog in the front yard,not the backyard, because
there's so many rabbits in mybackyard.
Anyway, she's a teacupchihuahua, really cute.
So I'm walking her, walking her, and there's all these cars
(06:17):
parked on the street.
So I start walking.
The dog's leading me whereshe's sniffing, and this older
gentleman starts walking, I'massuming, towards his car.
So we kind of almost you know,collide because his door's here
and the dog is sniffing there.
So he comes up to me now verygood looking older gentleman.
(06:40):
Right off the bat I knew thatwhen this guy was younger he had
all the the ladies right.
I mean older, okay.
So when you say older, well, hetold me his age eventually.
But if I had to guessoriginally, Wait till you hear
this, ladies.
Yeah, so older, okay, but soanyway he starts talking to me.
(07:00):
He tells me he's been doing thesiding.
He's into siding and windows.
He retired in 85, then got intogarbage 85,.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
there's your clue.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, well, but I knew that.
For those of you that are goodat math yeah, I knew by looking
at him that he was much olderthan me Starts telling me that
he's getting divorced.
I go divorced.
He's like, yeah, as long as sheis, you know, nice and mellow.
I told you she could havewhatever she wants.
(07:29):
So I turned to this gentleman.
I said listen to me, because hesaid her name.
I'm going to make up a nameright now because I don't name
names, so this is a made up name.
He said Jennifer, which is notthe name.
As long as she is civil andnice, jennifer could have
whatever she wants.
I said how many kids do youhave with Jennifer?
(07:50):
He said I have four kids andeight or nine grandkids.
I said wait, wait, I said tohim, and you're getting divorced
.
He said he's 73.
Okay, I said 73.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Go get him.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Melissa, I said you're getting divorced, I go.
You killed Jennifer.
I go for 45, 50 years, I go.
You killed this woman For herto be divorcing you.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The cooking, the baking, the cleaning the
children pushed out of her bodyand he started talking.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He goes.
Well, I wasn't that I go.
Stop right there I go.
I could tell aesthetically whoyou were.
I said this guy was cheating onpoor Jennifer, left and right.
When I tell you this was a verygood-looking older man, even at
73, I will give credit wherecredit's due.
He was very handsome, puttogether, manicure done, very
(08:49):
good looking Italian, you knowold school.
So he turns to me and he goesmaybe we should go for a drink,
maybe you should.
Now, the reason why I'mbringing this story up for Dick
of the Week, ladies, is becauseA I always say this to you A
(09:10):
leopard never changes its spotsand you are not going to change
a spot.
Just looking at this guy, Ihave to assume and I'm sure I'm
not wrong that, oh my God,sounds like you're letting your
fantasy become your reality.
Hugh G, I'm telling you it'snot a fantasy.
(09:31):
This really happened to me andI'm just I'm not into like
73-year-olds, but wait for myexplanation here.
I know Jennifer had to begorgeous in her day because this
guy was good looking.
He was not marrying anybodythat he did not think was
aesthetically beautiful.
I know it right, because he's73 and still going and for
(09:57):
younger women the leopard hasnot this guy has been doing this
as old or older than hischildren.
I'm probably the same age as hischildren or older than his
children.
He's still going at it.
He's 73.
His spots have not changed.
Poor Jennifer didn't change him.
The four children he had didn'tchange him.
(10:18):
The nine grandchildren he hasdidn't change him.
This is who this man is tillthe day he dies.
So all you women out there,what do you think an assumption
is?
Look?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
what does that mean?
His name is Hugh G.
Rection.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I mean, come on, oh my God, what a name Anyway.
And then, and look at Hugh,those hands say you're older
than his children.
Listen, hugh, oh, please, thatdoesn't even offend me, hugh,
I'm 48.
I have no problem with age.
Next, you could tell me thatI've hit the wall and all I'm
going to get is a 73-year-old,and it still won't bother me.
(11:00):
Oh my Lord, yeah, you met thewrong girl.
Okay, so now here's the otherthing For a 73-year-old man I
also say this all the time toyou, ladies For a 73-year-old
man I also say this all the timeto you, ladies for a
73-year-old man to be hitting onme, 48, or, let's bring it down
, a 33-year-old man hitting on a19, 20, 20, anytime, there is
(11:25):
that huge age gap.
Now I know some of you aregoing to say well, I'm married
to a perfectly great man.
I'm not talking about the 2% ofthe population, okay, we're
talking about the whole here.
Those men or women becausewomen do it too are emotionally
inept in their age range or theydon't want to Put in the work.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Forget about the work .
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Or they don't want to put in the work.
Forget about the work.
Be where their moral valuesshould be.
At that age, For instance 73,.
You should be retired.
You should be enjoying yourgrandchildren right, If you
wanted children.
Now is the best part Takingadvantage of your senior
citizens Traveling, takingadvantage of your senior citizen
Traveling and you should betalking to Jennifer about your
(12:16):
life and how you have thesebeautiful nine Going to Italy,
paris, not hitting on some48-year-old that you want to go
to Blackstone with and have adrink.
What do I have in common withyou?
I'm like in the prime of mylife.
Right, I have young kids.
I'm trying to make as muchmoney as I can.
Right, I have in common withyou I'm like in the prime of my
life, right, I have young kids.
I'm trying to make as muchmoney as I can.
Right, I have dreams like I'dlove a Ferrari.
(12:37):
I mean, I have all these thingsgoing on in my head.
This 73-year-old he's retired,it's done for him.
What is what?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
is he doesn't have much I mean before you're a
nurse to him.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
To be honest, but I mean, my point is is that that
tells me that that man isemotionally unwell, he's stunted
because he isn't where heshould be?
That's like me.
I would never go and date a 20year old.
I don't care if they liked me,didn't like me if I could, if I
couldn't.
Just we're not on the samewavelength, we're not at the
(13:08):
same places in life.
They could just start drinking.
I've been drinking for yearsand really choose not to drink
that much anymore, like I don'twant to go to a club.
We should be at differentplaces in our lives.
So, ladies, any older gentleman, you know that's hitting on.
That's when you see the older,like the anna nicole smith, with
(13:29):
the young girl he better have ashit ton of money.
I mean, that's the only I meanreason for you to be.
Good morning Roberto.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We met a while ago.
I remember him from last time.
Yes, Robert.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
How are you Right?
Live to ride.
You have nothing in common withan 18-year-old and if you think
you do, there's something wrongwith your emotional maturity
really is what it comes down to.
I mean, this 72-year-old'sgrandkids are probably my kid's
(14:03):
age, and not only that, but atthat age I mean the way this
aesthetically is.
I'm 48, he's 73.
Do you think I'm bringing youaround?
My kids I mean my kids wouldturn around and be like he's
older than grandpa, like who isthis guy and forget about that.
So what's the objective here?
(14:25):
You want to get laid.
Like I don't understand theobjective right.
Like.
What else do we have in common?
That's when you know, ladies,they're just emotionally inept,
not there, not mature.
But I know we get questionsabout these things all the time.
You're not changing him.
He's the same way, he's alwaysbeen, and he's emotionally
(14:47):
immature and poor.
Jennifer.
She had enough after40-something years.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Take the house, she's like bye-bye.
You know.
Go on vacation and findyourself a little boy toy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Jennifer's there with her kids and grandkids and
doesn't have to deal with himanymore.
But you know, unreal it's just.
It is what it is, yep, sothat's my like tick of the week.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And it looks like we might have some candidates for
the next tick of the week.
Oh we, always do.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, what's the age you would date Moose Windsor?
I'm 48.
So you know what I know you'renot a fan of the podcast.
You know how I could tell MooseBecause I always say this I'm
always the pot that calls thekettle black.
I have.
Uh, they're turning nine, no,10 and 11.
(15:42):
Now I would never date a manwith young kids like me, ever I.
I it's not my thing.
I'm not not a Brady Bunching mylife.
I'm not becoming a stepmom andbeing on your kid's soccer field
.
It's just not what I want to do.
So I would have to obviouslydate somebody older, so you know
(16:05):
, in their upper 50s, whose kidsare already in college.
So you know, usually in your40s you have somewhat younger
kids.
So I would look for a littlebit older so that I'm not Brady
Bunching my family.
The Real McCoy but you're stillwatching.
He's saying not nice things,he's not nice.
(16:28):
The Real McCoy.
She looks 58.
That's okay.
Everybody gets older, right,mccoy.
She looks 58.
That's okay.
Everybody gets older, right,mccoy.
The alternative is death.
So as long as I get older, I'mgood to go, good to go, and my
looks aren't for everybody,right.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And what's wrong with 58?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And what's wrong with 58?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Isn't Jennifer Aniston 58?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, like what's wrong with 58?
Everybody't Jennifer Aniston 58?
Yeah, Like what's wrong with 58?
Everybody gets older.
I'm not trying.
I never said I'm 20.
I couldn't date a woman under45.
She is 48 because I've knownher since for a long time.
Oh, thank you, Moose.
Thank you, robert, the realMcCoy.
There's just people on TikTok,right, yeah.
What's just people on TikTok,right, yeah.
(17:12):
What's wrong with 58?
There's nothing wrong with it.
You think I look 58?
That's okay, all right, so.
So that is our Dick of the Week, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, ladies, like you know where to find us right.
Yeah, tell us your Dick of theWeek.
We want to start hearing fromyou, especially this season.
We want to be able to discussit.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We want to hear your dick is all the week.
How do they get in touch withus, allison um so?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
look on the show notes of our podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's dating daycare we're on all platforms dating
day.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's a good place.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Email us, yeah, and we could have you on.
We could even have you on theshow to tell us your dick of the
week.
Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Because I know there are hundreds of thousands of you
on that infamous Facebook grouponline.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
So just yeah, our Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Dating Daycare.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, we're all over the place.
You can find us all right.
Good, all right.
Well, it's been fun.
We will see you soon and, uh,welcome back you.
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