Ben Keaton keeps a list of people he hates.
It’s not a list you’d write down.
It’s a private tally of rage.
Petty. Profound. Occasionally piss-soaked.
This episode is about the fantasies we quietly enjoy and the hatreds we politely deny— It might include a theatre director who pours a pint over your head. I wonder who HE is?
There’s no grand solution to the things that make us seethe. You can dream about a car, a scream, and the funeral you attend, smiling.
But it’s just a fantasy.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY OF IMPOTENT VIOLENCE.
And yes—he keeps a list. He really does.
Dirty Stupid Wisdom is a podcast written and read by Ben Keaton – actor, writer, Olivier Award-winner, and domestic philosopher. Short, sharp, funny episodes for restless minds craving sleep.
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