August 4, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I have abe say, how about out?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
The Adventures of Macy starring and Southern.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures and
just a moment you'll hear Mazie in radio, starring the
same glamorous star you all went to see and loved
on the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And Southern. But first you're announcer and our hears Anne
(01:12):
Southern has mazy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yep, I'm mazy, like the man said Maisie Vere, I'm
of the theater. Of course, I could have had speaking
parts of legitimate dramatic productions, but wasn't. For one handicap.
I was born with a Brooklyn accent, but I ain't
kicking about that. Look at the handicap a skunk comes
into the world with. Anyway, there's an awful lot of
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people in this world that are worse off than me.
Of course, I have only one pair of shoes, but
so what, I only have one pair of feet. So
you see, That's why I'm out today on an errand
of mercy. I'm going from door to door gathering old
discarded clothes for the poor folks who winged as blessed
as you and me. Now here's the house. I'm sure
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has lots of old clothes. They don't need. I can
tell by that poster in the window. Alf Landon for President.
They never throw anything away. Yes, in money, madam, I'm
collecting all discarded clothes for the needy of this time.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, goody, goody for you. Good day miss. I've got
a lot of things to do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh please, madam, this is really an emergency. Why there
are little boys in this town who have to go
around barefooted. You wouldn't want your little boys to go
around without shoes, would you. I'd love it.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Then maybe my furniture wouldn't get so scratched up. Now
if you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You're sure you don't have something worn and useless around
the house that you could give to a poor family.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
No, not a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well what about your husband?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Don't be silly? What would a poor family do with
my husband? Good day, miss, I'm sorry I have no
clothes to give you. Oh well, what about your grandchildren?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Grand miss? I'm a very young woman. Oh oh well,
perhaps it's that horrible looking great you're wearing. It makes
you look so old. This dress makes me look old?
Why you like you're at the age where a cup
of tea would rest you. Well, I'm taking it off
(03:11):
right now. You give it to some poor woman here
you are, sangs madam. I'm sure some poor person could
use that girdle you're wearing. It's much too small for you,
you know it is. Oh my, cos the tier charge
me thirty dollars for it. She charged you thirty dollars
for that girdle.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yes, do you think I was taken in?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, but not enough. Well you may have it too
then for the poor. Help me get it all right?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah, who's there?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm sort of a charity worker. I collect old clothes
for poor, unfortunate people.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Oh good, I can use a suit and shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And I came here to see if you had some
clothes you don't need?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Are you a kidding? I got an audition for a
part and a plane. I'm sitting here wrapped in a blanket.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh are you an active?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
I ain't an Indian?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Kay.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Say, maybe you got a suit or something I can
wear for the audition.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, I've collected so far as it dressing a girdle. Say,
I'm still making rounds, but discarded clothes. Maybe if I
had an idea of your size. I could dig something
up for you. Open the door.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
You open it, lady, I'm too weak to turn the knob.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, I don't know about shoes, but a suit maybe.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Bill, Bill, not mazy, Revere. It don't mind the way
I look mazy. They ain't making these blankets with as
much drape as they used to.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh gosh, Bill, it's good to see you again. I
haven't seen you since we did that picture together in Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Hey, what have you been doing lately, Maizie?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Not bad? I got a chance coming up to audition
for a tryout for a benefit.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Uh no, things not breaking for you too?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, pretty slow, but that audition years with the shell bear.
You mean you don't have a.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Suit to wear?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Nothing, but that one over.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There I see looks like a sunset with sleeves.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh, I don't mean the color green with yellow stripes
is real. Smart, Mazey, the latest thing from London. Everybody
wears suits like that.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
On the other side, I'm smart.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'll say, maybe you should wear that one. On the
other side, it probably looks better with the line and shell.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Well, it's not that maze.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He'd take a good look at it.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Ever see as many wrinkles in your life.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, if it had cords, you could use it for
a Venetian blind. Oh why not take the suit to
the tailors and have it pressed. When do you need it?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fun?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Tonight? But oh that broke and I can't budge from
the room either.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Amazing.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
In case a call comes to my agent for something better, Well.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Look, I got to drop these old clothes off to
a poor old woman who lives with their unemployed sound
rolling down in the slums the salvage out that gave
me their address, and I'll take your suit to the
tailors on the way.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh you know, Mazie, I don't think you've got a
selfish bone in your body.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't case yourself. You should catch me raising for
an MPCA in the subway. See you later.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Gem I'm so excited and nicous. Just think this is
my first job. And if I make good, Ma, I'll
take you out of this here dump and buy you
a real nice clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh Roland, my son, I'm so proud of you. When
you were a.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Little boy, your father and I thought you'd never amount
to anything, But just look at you today, ready to
rob your face bank.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Yeah, well, it's getting late, Ma, i'd better get the
white cat.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Son.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Are you crazy? You're not gonna rob the bank in
your new suit? Why not? Why not? Yes? Suppose you
get shot, you'll get a hole in it.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
So you grab me, you duck in the kitchen, son,
and don't let me catch you swipe in any of
them cookies I just baked. If there's any thing I
can't stand, it's a crook. Go on now, okay, yeah,
what do you want, Girley? Good afternoon, your poor old thing.
I'm heading out clothes to the needy. Can you use
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this dress?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Oh yeah, dearie bless Yeah, I wasn't here you are?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I say that their suit over your arm, the green
wan with yellow stripe, Yeah, scary looking in it? Not
for my son.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
In this family, the men folks are sort of used
to wearing stripes. Could you maybe let me have it
for my Rollin?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Maybe? Huh?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, I'm sorry, mom, but the owner ain't through with
it yet. I'm just bringing it to the tailor's to
be pressed. You see. The owner needs it for a job.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Oh please, miss. My Rollin needs a suit too. He
also has a job, only he has to go there
without a thing to wear.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Where is this job in a Turkish bath? Uh? No,
he's shall we say, entering a bank. Oh and the
green suit match the money, oh, gm offic Sorry, but
the owner of this, Roland, would only need it for
about an hour, just long enough to cinch the job.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Yeah, you might say that it's his first job, missed.
And I promised his poor role father before he was electric,
before he passed away, that I do all I could
to see that Roland got a chance to carry on
the family heritage.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Your husband was a bank worker exclusively, and he always
wanted Roland to follow in his fingerprints, I mean foot prince. Well,
I promised Roland's father. Well, Bill really don't need the
sue kil tonight. He can have it back in an hour.
I'll press it for him too. Well, all right here,
(08:48):
I'll be back for it in an hour. Oh, thank you, miss,
you're very good.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Tell your friend I'll pray for him.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Stand a clause. Look what she left you to wear
when you rob the bank?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Gee, a green suit with yellow stripes. Hey, ain't that
gonna be sort of conspicuous?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's the idea, Jake.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
When you get through with the job, the suit goes
back to the goon that owns it. And then when
the cops look for a guy wearing a green suit
with yellow stripe.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Uh g, Mom, you're the crooked as connivanous name I
ever knew.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Ah, you're just saying that because I'm your murder.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Say that again, Masie, slowly. What happened to my suit?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I told you there. I was walking along the street
when this boy came up to me and said, give
me that suit.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Lady, or I'll shoot m And what did this boy
look like? Well, he looked like I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You mean you don't I believe a man held me up?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Man before you said it was a boy, Well he
grew up. How could he grow up so fast?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Oh, Mazie, I have an audition tonight, and I want
you to get me that suit right now.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You mean the green one, Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
The green one, and I want it before it gets dark.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh we won't get dark, Bill, It'll always stay green.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Get me that suit.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
That's all the money from the second National Bank job Mo,
believe me, twenty eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well that's about time you got back to.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Just along on the way out, I stopped to get
my pocket check validated.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
What a dope.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Here's the green suit with the stripes that I wore. Mart.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
There's a little bullet hole in the sleeve of the
coat from one of the God's bullets.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
My goodness, it just went through the sleeve.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Yeah, if I was shut through the heart, it might
have give me hot burner.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
That must be the Dane back for the suit. Son,
you go into the bathroom and take a bath. Oka up,
where are my toy bolts?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They're still in the tub from last month. Hell, mom,
I came back to this suit. If your son is
through with it, oh he is, Dearie.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Here's the suit, and here's a dollar bill for your kindness.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
She had dollar just for lending your suit to be
a genis have you? Golly? I hope they'll never find
out where this came from.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I hope nobody finds Outmazy.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
There's something funny about this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Funny.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
When you took this suit, it was in perfect condition.
And now look there's a hole in the sleeve.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh that a moth ate it a more.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
There are powder marks around the edge of the hole.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And maybe it was eaten by a lady math.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So, Mazy, that burnt hole in the sleeve couldn't have
been done by them. Off, And where did this dollar
bill come from?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The mint in Washington?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I see no DC.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Look, what are you gonna do with the dollar?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Frankly, I haven't thought about it very much. Maybe I'll
buy myself a couple of yachts.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Ah, I'm glad you can still make jokes. That means
you've forgiven me.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, now how about this dollar?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, now that's what I've been thinking. You ought to
take that dollar to the bank and start an account.
That way, you'll never be so broke again.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Amazing.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Do you think we can find a bank that will
handle as large as sum as a dollar?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
For sure? I'll wait outside when you're get into your suit,
and then we'll go down to the Second National Bank
and open an account.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
But you must have gotten a look at the crooked
mister Grendel. After all, it was at your window that
he stole the money.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
But I didn't see the hold up man's face, Inspector.
All I noticed about him was that he had a
red handkerchief over his eyes, and he was wearing a
green suit with yellow stripes.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
A green suit with yellow stripe yes.
Speaker 12 (13:22):
Nauset in combination. Don't you think you disgust I? Thank
goodness all those dollar bills were marked with x's grendle.
If you should have a run into the hold up man,
do you.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Know what you're going to do?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
You mean after?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I think.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
Yes, if any of those marked dollar bills show up,
I want you to call me.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'll be in the President's office for a while.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yes, sir, Mazie, I feel silly coming into a big
bank like this and opening an account with a measly.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Dollar killers bill. Thrift is a wonderful thing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yes, folks, And what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I'd like to open my goodness, the green suit.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Gee, I knew that suit was terrible, bill, but I
didn't think it would scare people.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Look, tell her, I'd like to start a new account here,
start a new account.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
H Well, if you're all a new one, we won't
mind taken when it's already started.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Look, I want to start my account with this, oh.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
A dollar see bill.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And you thought they wouldn't accept such a small amount.
You thought you weren't wanted.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Oh you're wanted, all right, sir, but badly. Oh gee,
so you stay right here.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
I'll be back in the teenh see weeks the second Mabee.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
There's something screwy about all this.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I think so too, you do, Yeah, Bill, that clik
was your anxious to get your dollar. Maybe this bank
hasn't been doing much business lately.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
These are the people that wanted to open the accounts.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, we did, but we've changed our minds to go back.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Wait a minute, lady, I've got gun, gun or no.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Gun, You can't force us to open the account.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Look here, you you're making a mistake.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
You made a mistake when you came into this bank
with that green suit to make a deposit.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We didn't want to pause the suit. Just a dollar.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
Look at this dollar under Washington's picture is an ex You.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Mean Washington couldn't sign his own name.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
You're under arrest?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Both, have you under arrest? Yes? For robbing this bank.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Mazie may see what's all this about?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Where's all the rest of that money?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's me? Bladly, I didn't mean you you Wolf.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, come along, I'm taking you both the headquarters. The
Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Will continue in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 10 (16:43):
Oh so that's the story, mister Revere, this whole thing
is just one horrible mistake.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, I'm sorry we put you to all the trouble
for resting us so long.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Inspect just a moment, miss, the cell door is closed.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well you open it at once, or one of us
is going to be my one of us? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Me, Yeah, Miss Revere. You're a very pretty woman. You
got a lot to live for.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
You don't want to spend the next twenty years of
your life behind bars, do you?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh? Thank you. I haven't given him much thought lately.
I never planned very far ahead, do you know.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Now, look, Miss Revere, you can do yourself a lot
of good if you listen to reason.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Jail isn't a place for a girl like you.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But that's what I keep telling you. Inspecter, open the
door please?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
Oh sure, But first, Miss Revere, I'd like to make
you a little proposition.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Ah why, Inspector please. You don't get what I'm driving at.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And you don't get what you're driving at.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
What I'm trying to say, Miss Revere, is that if
you turn state's evidence and pin that bank job on
your boyfriend Norton, you can walk out of here a
free woman.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's Norton we're after.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But Bill didn't do it, inspect He's just an actor.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, how do you get that bullet hole his shuit?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, some actors in as good as others. Look, I
know who robbed that bank, and I.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Can prove it while you're in jail, Miss Revene.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh I didn't think of that. Okay, Cham, I'll talk now.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You're cooking with gas.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well when I tell all I know about Norton, he'll
be cooking with electricity.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Fine, fine, o case Hods. Bring not me in here
in Norton.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Macy Macie, are you all right?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Don't talk to me?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Wh what are you sorry about? You're the one that
got us into this.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Don't give me that Big LOWI Big Louis alias Danny
the Dip, alias Sam the Log alias Terry the Pirate.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Say what is it?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
You can stop making with the innocent act Norton. Your
lady brand is confessed, confessed, but she didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Of course I didn't, you rat Mazee.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
What's gotten into you?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A little common sense? Not? You're going to jail for
fifty years.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
What I can't do fifty years?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I do as much as you can.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I mean, I gotta be out of here by tonight.
I've got the audition for a part in the play.
I'm an actor, Inspector, an.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Actor, Yeah, and a pretty good one at that.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
When you showed me all that dough you wrapping them
other banks, you maybe believe you're wanted on a sweep
state's ticket.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Mazee, that's ridiculous, Look, inspector, I can prove I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Even in that bank.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
My landlady won't see you for a long time, Notton,
lock him up against sue.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Take your hands off.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, that cleans up this case. Miss Revere.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're free, thanks respective tellong bill, and just to make
sure they don't keep you in jail one fifty years,
I'm gonna send your calendar.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Did you say she's gonna go free? Inspectors like a boy?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Chump like a boy.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Oh so that's it. I'm the fall guy, Mazie, Mazie,
how could you do this to me? I thought you
were so good, so.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Kind, So hush, shut up, take him away side. He
stepped on my.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Knives on mine too?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Gee?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Was ati your holler? And one?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes? So long? Notton see you in court? I think
not and now don't you start. Captain. We got the
guy that robbed the bank, and I can prove it,
a miss revered.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
What else you'll have to find a new pigeon. Inspector
Norton here has got an air tight elevator.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I have, I mean I have, But he can't have
an alibi.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Norton's land lady said he didn't leave his room all
day long.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Well, Maizie, don't be mad at me, Bill Norton. I
was only doing this to get the goods on the
real crook.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
But I don't want the real crook. No, I mean
get the goods on it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, I think I know who it is, the old lady's.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Son, Rowland Rowland. You think you can get the goods
on me?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, Roland's a man, so so I'm a woman.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
So so.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Didn't your father ever tell you about the birds and bees?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Inspector? Oh you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Why, Inspector, you're flushing. I need a little help on
this caper. Inspector a good.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Actor, Well, Norton, he is an active Well yeah, but
this isn't I kind of work.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
I only act for money.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
There's a five hundred dollars reward for the captain what
do you want me to do, Mazie.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, I ain't sure yet, but here's the general idea.
I'll drop in on rolling and make like a gun mule.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey, that's mall. A mule is a jackad.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, like I was saying, I'll be a gun mule. Bill,
give me a few minutes alone with Roland.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Oh gosh, Mom, Well we gonna put all this loot
from the bank.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
It sure takes up a lot of room. Huh.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
That's your fault for taking only one dollar bills.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Didn't they have any tens and twenties?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Say Mom, if maybe I could have a couple of
bucks to maybe take out a girl.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Take out a girl.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You Roland?
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Well, shucks, Mom, I gotta do something for excitement. I
ain't getting a kick out of them comic books like
I used to, you know, but you.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Stay away from women, Roland slow poison.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
They are they.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'll go see if I can find a safe place
to stash the dough.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
You keep an eye on it, Yeah, sure, mom.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Never mind, Dames, just watch the dough.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You know who was there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's experienced Roland experience.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I don't know nobody about that name.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I'm a Roland. Yeah, you seen girls in ballroom? Dn't
you're the ones that dance backwards? Send me in handsome.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Oh gosh, a woman.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's just a second. Hello, told Doc, and Blackie from
Shy sent me to look.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Yet Blackie from Shy, Eh, I don't know a Blackie
from Shy.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh you know whitey?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What colors do you know?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Well, as you're Brownie, that is it.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Brownie sent me to look yet. Oh I just got
out a sing sing.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Roland, oh, sing sing. But they only have men there.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And I got out just in time. If you know
what I mean, just in time. You don't know what
I mean. Say, you're even handsomer than Brownie? Told me?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, he does you mean it? Hey?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I sure do. Hey, come closer, Roland, much closer.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Oh wait, hey, hey hey, stay away from me, you female.
You My mom told me that women are slow poison.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well what's your hurry? Come on, kiss me handsome. I'm
in the mood.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Geez, you really think I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Handsome When I'm in the mood, anybody's handsome. Come on,
shoot the lips to me, doll.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
Okay, here hold my bubblegum.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
So, just like I thought, there is another man husband.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Oh sit down, mister will be through in a moment.
You're married.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Hey, you didn't tell me, you didn't ask me.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I didn't huh, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He was back rowing. I ain't seen him in years.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Well, I was in prison in Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Fine time to let me know. Why didn't you write
and tell me where you were?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
I couldn't spell Afghanistan, Land, Roland, don't look at me.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I can't spell it either.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean, I'm sorry I got you into this nest.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Don't shoot him.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
But don't shoot him.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Shoot me total eight, babe. Well, how will you have
it rolling in the back through the head.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Well, my head's been aked.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Shoot me.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's desperate, Roland, give him anything, believe us alone. Give
him money, her money, her.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Money, Yeah, sure sure. Look all I got is the
dough from the bank job. They are only ones ones. Yeah,
I'm only a beginner, starting from the bottom.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Okay, let me have the dough.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, but better let him have it, Roland. He's a killer.
He's a very bad actor.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Who's a bad actor?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Why, miss Reefair's a fine time to get hammy.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Babe, there's something fishy.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Maybee. Okay, rich for this guy.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Look, Mom, don't shoot. I can explain.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
Save your breath, honey, you ain't got much more breathing
left to do. Well somebody you're waiting for.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, I'll phone the cops.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Save your nickel rolling, We're here.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She she'll got here fast, didn't they. Mom?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Why drop the rod?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Mother? We got your very nicely covered.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You got it just in time, inspected. Well, there's your loop.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, and there's your crooks.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
All the time, Mom's getting away.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And she won't get her the joint surrounded by cops.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
But tell that they have to shoot the shoot her
in the hand. Why some poor old woman can still
use that dress?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Just the moment, we shall return to the Avengers of Mazie.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Once again. Here's Bathie.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, now that Roland and his mother are safely behind bars,
I can breathe again. I let Bill take all the
reward money. He did miss out on getting that action job. Besides,
he needed the money more than me. But there's one
good thing about being broke. Anything that happens after that's
an improvement. Well, like the fella said, the best things
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in life are free. And when he said that, he
just wasn't beating his gun take a little thing like water. Simple,
But did you ever try to take a bath without
it an air? Just try reading something else and see
how far you get. Well, I still got some old
clothes collecting to do for the unfortunates. So if I
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have him to knock at your doors and this for
some discarded things, don't turn me down. You know, you'd
be surprised to find out how warm you can feel
if you give your old coat to somebody who really
needs it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
You just heard.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and conducted by
Harry Zimmermann. Supporting cast included Sidney Miller, John Banks, b Benadera,
Frank Nelson, Pat mcgehon, and Peter Leeds. Jack McCoy speaking
(28:05):
Oh
Speaker 1 (28:30):
The lo
I have abe say, how about out?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
The Adventures of Macy starring and Southern.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures and
just a moment you'll hear Mazie in radio, starring the
same glamorous star you all went to see and loved
on the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And Southern. But first you're announcer and our hears Anne
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Southern has mazy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yep, I'm mazy, like the man said Maisie Vere, I'm
of the theater. Of course, I could have had speaking
parts of legitimate dramatic productions, but wasn't. For one handicap.
I was born with a Brooklyn accent, but I ain't
kicking about that. Look at the handicap a skunk comes
into the world with. Anyway, there's an awful lot of
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people in this world that are worse off than me.
Of course, I have only one pair of shoes, but
so what, I only have one pair of feet. So
you see, That's why I'm out today on an errand
of mercy. I'm going from door to door gathering old
discarded clothes for the poor folks who winged as blessed
as you and me. Now here's the house. I'm sure
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has lots of old clothes. They don't need. I can
tell by that poster in the window. Alf Landon for President.
They never throw anything away. Yes, in money, madam, I'm
collecting all discarded clothes for the needy of this time.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, goody, goody for you. Good day miss. I've got
a lot of things to do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh please, madam, this is really an emergency. Why there
are little boys in this town who have to go
around barefooted. You wouldn't want your little boys to go
around without shoes, would you. I'd love it.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Then maybe my furniture wouldn't get so scratched up. Now
if you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You're sure you don't have something worn and useless around
the house that you could give to a poor family.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
No, not a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well what about your husband?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Don't be silly? What would a poor family do with
my husband? Good day, miss, I'm sorry I have no
clothes to give you. Oh well, what about your grandchildren?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Grand miss? I'm a very young woman. Oh oh well,
perhaps it's that horrible looking great you're wearing. It makes
you look so old. This dress makes me look old?
Why you like you're at the age where a cup
of tea would rest you. Well, I'm taking it off
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right now. You give it to some poor woman here
you are, sangs madam. I'm sure some poor person could
use that girdle you're wearing. It's much too small for you,
you know it is. Oh my, cos the tier charge
me thirty dollars for it. She charged you thirty dollars
for that girdle.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yes, do you think I was taken in?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, but not enough. Well you may have it too
then for the poor. Help me get it all right?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah, who's there?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm sort of a charity worker. I collect old clothes
for poor, unfortunate people.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Oh good, I can use a suit and shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And I came here to see if you had some
clothes you don't need?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Are you a kidding? I got an audition for a
part and a plane. I'm sitting here wrapped in a blanket.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh are you an active?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
I ain't an Indian?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Kay.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Say, maybe you got a suit or something I can
wear for the audition.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, I've collected so far as it dressing a girdle. Say,
I'm still making rounds, but discarded clothes. Maybe if I
had an idea of your size. I could dig something
up for you. Open the door.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
You open it, lady, I'm too weak to turn the knob.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, I don't know about shoes, but a suit maybe.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Bill, Bill, not mazy, Revere. It don't mind the way
I look mazy. They ain't making these blankets with as
much drape as they used to.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh gosh, Bill, it's good to see you again. I
haven't seen you since we did that picture together in Hollywood.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Hey, what have you been doing lately, Maizie?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Not bad? I got a chance coming up to audition
for a tryout for a benefit.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Uh no, things not breaking for you too?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, pretty slow, but that audition years with the shell bear.
You mean you don't have a.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Suit to wear?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Nothing, but that one over.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There I see looks like a sunset with sleeves.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh, I don't mean the color green with yellow stripes
is real. Smart, Mazey, the latest thing from London. Everybody
wears suits like that.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
On the other side, I'm smart.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'll say, maybe you should wear that one. On the
other side, it probably looks better with the line and shell.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Well, it's not that maze.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He'd take a good look at it.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Ever see as many wrinkles in your life.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, if it had cords, you could use it for
a Venetian blind. Oh why not take the suit to
the tailors and have it pressed. When do you need it?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fun?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Tonight? But oh that broke and I can't budge from
the room either.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Amazing.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
In case a call comes to my agent for something better, Well.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Look, I got to drop these old clothes off to
a poor old woman who lives with their unemployed sound
rolling down in the slums the salvage out that gave
me their address, and I'll take your suit to the
tailors on the way.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh you know, Mazie, I don't think you've got a
selfish bone in your body.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't case yourself. You should catch me raising for
an MPCA in the subway. See you later.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Gem I'm so excited and nicous. Just think this is
my first job. And if I make good, Ma, I'll
take you out of this here dump and buy you
a real nice clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh Roland, my son, I'm so proud of you. When
you were a.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Little boy, your father and I thought you'd never amount
to anything, But just look at you today, ready to
rob your face bank.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Yeah, well, it's getting late, Ma, i'd better get the
white cat.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Son.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Are you crazy? You're not gonna rob the bank in
your new suit? Why not? Why not? Yes? Suppose you
get shot, you'll get a hole in it.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
So you grab me, you duck in the kitchen, son,
and don't let me catch you swipe in any of
them cookies I just baked. If there's any thing I
can't stand, it's a crook. Go on now, okay, yeah,
what do you want, Girley? Good afternoon, your poor old thing.
I'm heading out clothes to the needy. Can you use
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this dress?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Oh yeah, dearie bless Yeah, I wasn't here you are?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I say that their suit over your arm, the green
wan with yellow stripe, Yeah, scary looking in it? Not
for my son.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
In this family, the men folks are sort of used
to wearing stripes. Could you maybe let me have it
for my Rollin?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Maybe? Huh?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, I'm sorry, mom, but the owner ain't through with
it yet. I'm just bringing it to the tailor's to
be pressed. You see. The owner needs it for a job.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Oh please, miss. My Rollin needs a suit too. He
also has a job, only he has to go there
without a thing to wear.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Where is this job in a Turkish bath? Uh? No,
he's shall we say, entering a bank. Oh and the
green suit match the money, oh, gm offic Sorry, but
the owner of this, Roland, would only need it for
about an hour, just long enough to cinch the job.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Yeah, you might say that it's his first job, missed.
And I promised his poor role father before he was electric,
before he passed away, that I do all I could
to see that Roland got a chance to carry on
the family heritage.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Your husband was a bank worker exclusively, and he always
wanted Roland to follow in his fingerprints, I mean foot prince. Well,
I promised Roland's father. Well, Bill really don't need the
sue kil tonight. He can have it back in an hour.
I'll press it for him too. Well, all right here,
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I'll be back for it in an hour. Oh, thank you, miss,
you're very good.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Tell your friend I'll pray for him.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Stand a clause. Look what she left you to wear
when you rob the bank?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Gee, a green suit with yellow stripes. Hey, ain't that
gonna be sort of conspicuous?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's the idea, Jake.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
When you get through with the job, the suit goes
back to the goon that owns it. And then when
the cops look for a guy wearing a green suit
with yellow stripe.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Uh g, Mom, you're the crooked as connivanous name I
ever knew.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Ah, you're just saying that because I'm your murder.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Say that again, Masie, slowly. What happened to my suit?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I told you there. I was walking along the street
when this boy came up to me and said, give
me that suit.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Lady, or I'll shoot m And what did this boy
look like? Well, he looked like I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You mean you don't I believe a man held me up?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Man before you said it was a boy, Well he
grew up. How could he grow up so fast?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Oh, Mazie, I have an audition tonight, and I want
you to get me that suit right now.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You mean the green one, Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
The green one, and I want it before it gets dark.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh we won't get dark, Bill, It'll always stay green.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Get me that suit.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
That's all the money from the second National Bank job Mo,
believe me, twenty eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well that's about time you got back to.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Just along on the way out, I stopped to get
my pocket check validated.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
What a dope.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Here's the green suit with the stripes that I wore. Mart.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
There's a little bullet hole in the sleeve of the
coat from one of the God's bullets.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
My goodness, it just went through the sleeve.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Yeah, if I was shut through the heart, it might
have give me hot burner.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
That must be the Dane back for the suit. Son,
you go into the bathroom and take a bath. Oka up,
where are my toy bolts?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They're still in the tub from last month. Hell, mom,
I came back to this suit. If your son is
through with it, oh he is, Dearie.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Here's the suit, and here's a dollar bill for your kindness.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
She had dollar just for lending your suit to be
a genis have you? Golly? I hope they'll never find
out where this came from.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I hope nobody finds Outmazy.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
There's something funny about this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Funny.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
When you took this suit, it was in perfect condition.
And now look there's a hole in the sleeve.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh that a moth ate it a more.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
There are powder marks around the edge of the hole.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And maybe it was eaten by a lady math.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So, Mazy, that burnt hole in the sleeve couldn't have
been done by them. Off, And where did this dollar
bill come from?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The mint in Washington?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I see no DC.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Look, what are you gonna do with the dollar?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Frankly, I haven't thought about it very much. Maybe I'll
buy myself a couple of yachts.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Ah, I'm glad you can still make jokes. That means
you've forgiven me.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, now how about this dollar?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, now that's what I've been thinking. You ought to
take that dollar to the bank and start an account.
That way, you'll never be so broke again.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Amazing.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Do you think we can find a bank that will
handle as large as sum as a dollar?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
For sure? I'll wait outside when you're get into your suit,
and then we'll go down to the Second National Bank
and open an account.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
But you must have gotten a look at the crooked
mister Grendel. After all, it was at your window that
he stole the money.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
But I didn't see the hold up man's face, Inspector.
All I noticed about him was that he had a
red handkerchief over his eyes, and he was wearing a
green suit with yellow stripes.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
A green suit with yellow stripe yes.
Speaker 12 (13:22):
Nauset in combination. Don't you think you disgust I? Thank
goodness all those dollar bills were marked with x's grendle.
If you should have a run into the hold up man,
do you.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Know what you're going to do?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
You mean after?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I think.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
Yes, if any of those marked dollar bills show up,
I want you to call me.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'll be in the President's office for a while.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yes, sir, Mazie, I feel silly coming into a big
bank like this and opening an account with a measly.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Dollar killers bill. Thrift is a wonderful thing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yes, folks, And what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I'd like to open my goodness, the green suit.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Gee, I knew that suit was terrible, bill, but I
didn't think it would scare people.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Look, tell her, I'd like to start a new account here,
start a new account.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
H Well, if you're all a new one, we won't
mind taken when it's already started.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Look, I want to start my account with this, oh.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
A dollar see bill.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And you thought they wouldn't accept such a small amount.
You thought you weren't wanted.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Oh you're wanted, all right, sir, but badly. Oh gee,
so you stay right here.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
I'll be back in the teenh see weeks the second Mabee.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
There's something screwy about all this.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I think so too, you do, Yeah, Bill, that clik
was your anxious to get your dollar. Maybe this bank
hasn't been doing much business lately.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
These are the people that wanted to open the accounts.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, we did, but we've changed our minds to go back.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Wait a minute, lady, I've got gun, gun or no.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Gun, You can't force us to open the account.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Look here, you you're making a mistake.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
You made a mistake when you came into this bank
with that green suit to make a deposit.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We didn't want to pause the suit. Just a dollar.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
Look at this dollar under Washington's picture is an ex You.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Mean Washington couldn't sign his own name.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
You're under arrest?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Both, have you under arrest? Yes? For robbing this bank.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Mazie may see what's all this about?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Where's all the rest of that money?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's me? Bladly, I didn't mean you you Wolf.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, come along, I'm taking you both the headquarters. The
Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Will continue in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
And now back to Mazie.
Speaker 10 (16:43):
Oh so that's the story, mister Revere, this whole thing
is just one horrible mistake.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, I'm sorry we put you to all the trouble
for resting us so long.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Inspect just a moment, miss, the cell door is closed.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well you open it at once, or one of us
is going to be my one of us? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Me, Yeah, Miss Revere. You're a very pretty woman. You
got a lot to live for.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
You don't want to spend the next twenty years of
your life behind bars, do you?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh? Thank you. I haven't given him much thought lately.
I never planned very far ahead, do you know.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Now, look, Miss Revere, you can do yourself a lot
of good if you listen to reason.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Jail isn't a place for a girl like you.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But that's what I keep telling you. Inspecter, open the
door please?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
Oh sure, But first, Miss Revere, I'd like to make
you a little proposition.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Ah why, Inspector please. You don't get what I'm driving at.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And you don't get what you're driving at.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
What I'm trying to say, Miss Revere, is that if
you turn state's evidence and pin that bank job on
your boyfriend Norton, you can walk out of here a
free woman.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's Norton we're after.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But Bill didn't do it, inspect He's just an actor.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, how do you get that bullet hole his shuit?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, some actors in as good as others. Look, I
know who robbed that bank, and I.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Can prove it while you're in jail, Miss Revene.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh I didn't think of that. Okay, Cham, I'll talk now.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You're cooking with gas.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well when I tell all I know about Norton, he'll
be cooking with electricity.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Fine, fine, o case Hods. Bring not me in here
in Norton.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Macy Macie, are you all right?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Don't talk to me?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Wh what are you sorry about? You're the one that
got us into this.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Don't give me that Big LOWI Big Louis alias Danny
the Dip, alias Sam the Log alias Terry the Pirate.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Say what is it?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
You can stop making with the innocent act Norton. Your
lady brand is confessed, confessed, but she didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Of course I didn't, you rat Mazee.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
What's gotten into you?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A little common sense? Not? You're going to jail for
fifty years.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
What I can't do fifty years?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I do as much as you can.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I mean, I gotta be out of here by tonight.
I've got the audition for a part in the play.
I'm an actor, Inspector, an.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Actor, Yeah, and a pretty good one at that.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
When you showed me all that dough you wrapping them
other banks, you maybe believe you're wanted on a sweep
state's ticket.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Mazee, that's ridiculous, Look, inspector, I can prove I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Even in that bank.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
My landlady won't see you for a long time, Notton,
lock him up against sue.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Take your hands off.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, that cleans up this case. Miss Revere.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're free, thanks respective tellong bill, and just to make
sure they don't keep you in jail one fifty years,
I'm gonna send your calendar.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Did you say she's gonna go free? Inspectors like a boy?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Chump like a boy.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Oh so that's it. I'm the fall guy, Mazie, Mazie,
how could you do this to me? I thought you
were so good, so.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Kind, So hush, shut up, take him away side. He
stepped on my.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Knives on mine too?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Gee?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Was ati your holler? And one?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes? So long? Notton see you in court? I think
not and now don't you start. Captain. We got the
guy that robbed the bank, and I can prove it,
a miss revered.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
What else you'll have to find a new pigeon. Inspector
Norton here has got an air tight elevator.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I have, I mean I have, But he can't have
an alibi.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Norton's land lady said he didn't leave his room all
day long.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Well, Maizie, don't be mad at me, Bill Norton. I
was only doing this to get the goods on the
real crook.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
But I don't want the real crook. No, I mean
get the goods on it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, I think I know who it is, the old lady's.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Son, Rowland Rowland. You think you can get the goods
on me?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, Roland's a man, so so I'm a woman.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
So so.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Didn't your father ever tell you about the birds and bees?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Inspector? Oh you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Why, Inspector, you're flushing. I need a little help on
this caper. Inspector a good.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Actor, Well, Norton, he is an active Well yeah, but
this isn't I kind of work.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
I only act for money.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
There's a five hundred dollars reward for the captain what
do you want me to do, Mazie.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, I ain't sure yet, but here's the general idea.
I'll drop in on rolling and make like a gun mule.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey, that's mall. A mule is a jackad.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, like I was saying, I'll be a gun mule. Bill,
give me a few minutes alone with Roland.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Oh gosh, Mom, Well we gonna put all this loot
from the bank.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
It sure takes up a lot of room. Huh.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
That's your fault for taking only one dollar bills.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Didn't they have any tens and twenties?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Say Mom, if maybe I could have a couple of
bucks to maybe take out a girl.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Take out a girl.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You Roland?
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Well, shucks, Mom, I gotta do something for excitement. I
ain't getting a kick out of them comic books like
I used to, you know, but you.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Stay away from women, Roland slow poison.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
They are they.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'll go see if I can find a safe place
to stash the dough.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
You keep an eye on it, Yeah, sure, mom.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Never mind, Dames, just watch the dough.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You know who was there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's experienced Roland experience.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I don't know nobody about that name.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I'm a Roland. Yeah, you seen girls in ballroom? Dn't
you're the ones that dance backwards? Send me in handsome.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Oh gosh, a woman.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's just a second. Hello, told Doc, and Blackie from
Shy sent me to look.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Yet Blackie from Shy, Eh, I don't know a Blackie
from Shy.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh you know whitey?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What colors do you know?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Well, as you're Brownie, that is it.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Brownie sent me to look yet. Oh I just got
out a sing sing.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Roland, oh, sing sing. But they only have men there.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And I got out just in time. If you know
what I mean, just in time. You don't know what
I mean. Say, you're even handsomer than Brownie? Told me?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, he does you mean it? Hey?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I sure do. Hey, come closer, Roland, much closer.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Oh wait, hey, hey hey, stay away from me, you female.
You My mom told me that women are slow poison.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well what's your hurry? Come on, kiss me handsome. I'm
in the mood.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Geez, you really think I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Handsome When I'm in the mood, anybody's handsome. Come on,
shoot the lips to me, doll.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
Okay, here hold my bubblegum.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
So, just like I thought, there is another man husband.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Oh sit down, mister will be through in a moment.
You're married.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Hey, you didn't tell me, you didn't ask me.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I didn't huh, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He was back rowing. I ain't seen him in years.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Well, I was in prison in Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Fine time to let me know. Why didn't you write
and tell me where you were?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
I couldn't spell Afghanistan, Land, Roland, don't look at me.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I can't spell it either.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean, I'm sorry I got you into this nest.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Don't shoot him.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
But don't shoot him.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Shoot me total eight, babe. Well, how will you have
it rolling in the back through the head.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Well, my head's been aked.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Shoot me.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's desperate, Roland, give him anything, believe us alone. Give
him money, her money, her.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Money, Yeah, sure sure. Look all I got is the
dough from the bank job. They are only ones ones. Yeah,
I'm only a beginner, starting from the bottom.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Okay, let me have the dough.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, but better let him have it, Roland. He's a killer.
He's a very bad actor.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Who's a bad actor?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Why, miss Reefair's a fine time to get hammy.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Babe, there's something fishy.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Maybee. Okay, rich for this guy.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Look, Mom, don't shoot. I can explain.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
Save your breath, honey, you ain't got much more breathing
left to do. Well somebody you're waiting for.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, I'll phone the cops.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Save your nickel rolling, We're here.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She she'll got here fast, didn't they. Mom?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Why drop the rod?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Mother? We got your very nicely covered.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You got it just in time, inspected. Well, there's your loop.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, and there's your crooks.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
All the time, Mom's getting away.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And she won't get her the joint surrounded by cops.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
But tell that they have to shoot the shoot her
in the hand. Why some poor old woman can still
use that dress?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Just the moment, we shall return to the Avengers of Mazie.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Once again. Here's Bathie.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, now that Roland and his mother are safely behind bars,
I can breathe again. I let Bill take all the
reward money. He did miss out on getting that action job. Besides,
he needed the money more than me. But there's one
good thing about being broke. Anything that happens after that's
an improvement. Well, like the fella said, the best things
(26:55):
in life are free. And when he said that, he
just wasn't beating his gun take a little thing like water. Simple,
But did you ever try to take a bath without
it an air? Just try reading something else and see
how far you get. Well, I still got some old
clothes collecting to do for the unfortunates. So if I
(27:18):
have him to knock at your doors and this for
some discarded things, don't turn me down. You know, you'd
be surprised to find out how warm you can feel
if you give your old coat to somebody who really
needs it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
You just heard.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by Arthur Phillips. Original music was composed and conducted by
Harry Zimmermann. Supporting cast included Sidney Miller, John Banks, b Benadera,
Frank Nelson, Pat mcgehon, and Peter Leeds. Jack McCoy speaking
(28:05):
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Speaker 1 (28:30):
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