EJG The Weirdo

First Guest: Bearded Bill – In this episode, I sit down with my very first guest to dive into Canadian politics. We cover everything from the struggles of minority government and leadership failures to the impact of immigration on housing, crime, and public safety. Along the way, we share blunt takes on Trudeau, Pierre Poilievre, and how government decisions shape Canada’s future. Expect raw political commentary, a few laughs, and ...

Are you Sure you’re gay? – In this episode, I rant about how people sometimes confuse finding someone attractive with actually being gay. From Ryan Reynolds to Tom Hardy, I argue that appreciating a good-looking guy doesn’t automatically change your orientation—it just means you’ve got eyes. Along the way, I veer into embarrassing confessions about peeing (and sometimes pooping) your pants, the joys and pains of marriage versus dat...

Motivational Speech: Accomplish it – In this episode, I try something different: going full-on positive. I talk about work, purpose, money goals, and why it doesn’t matter what job you pick as long as you give it everything you’ve got. From chasing financial stability to battling through tasks you hate, I share why effort, attitude, and balance matter more than shortcuts. Life’s tough, but if you stay patient, work hard, and own yo...

You’re a professional.

That’s what my journeyman told me while I was wiring a panel, and it hit me harder than I expected. If this is your full-time trade, there shouldn’t be “just in case” shortcuts—you should know what you’re doing. From that wake-up call, I drift into rants about soggy Egg McMuffins, failed lightning-bolt science ideas, weird sayings like “half-assed” vs. “half-asked,” and even my grandma’s rules about movies and...

Skunkman

What happens when life throws cars, skunks, and random hospital patients at you all in one story? In this episode, I break down the very important question: if you had insane hops and tried to leap over a speeding car — but got sprayed by a skunk first — could you still land it? From tomato juice baths to unfair betrayals, to the birth of the ultimate anti-hero “Skunkman,” this rant takes a weird turn (or five). It’s part c...

Pop It or Stop It

My face still breaks out in my mid-20s and it drives me insane. Do people actually notice? (Yes. I do. And that’s the problem.) I rant about popping vs. leaving the white volcano, moms and wives who love pimple popping, and why strangers with planet-sized zits make it impossible to shop at Walmart. Then we swerve into the Great Shower Debate: peeing in the shower (aim for the drain, clean after, don’t do it with so...

Ghosts Don’t Like Me

Everyone around me seems to have a ghost story—friends, family, even my wife—yet I’ve never had a single haunting. Maybe ghosts are just scared of me… or maybe I’m too boring for the afterlife. In this episode, I rant about hauntings, urns, and whether ghosts could be useful for telling us the real history that schools get wrong.

Of course, I go off-track too: dying in a “cool” way (like shark attacks), Ted B...

Is Being Fake so Bad?

In this episode, I dig into whether being “fake” is actually the worst thing in the world. If someone you don’t even like is acting super kind, offering you a glass of water or a chocolate bar—are they really the bad guy? I talk about honesty vs. politeness, when it’s okay to hold back the truth (like after someone’s family member dies), and when brutal honesty is actually the best thing you can do as a friend.

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Gym Rats

Flexing in the mirror, posting shirtless selfies, chasing Tom Hardy’s body goals, and why most of it just screams “douche” energy. In this episode, I go off on gym culture, insecurity vs. confidence, and whether anyone actually cares about your pecs on Instagram. I also wander into trades talk, why I think electricians are the superior trade, and why sweeping is still part of the job no matter what anyone says.

It’s part...

Ms Rachel

Kids love her, parents tolerate her, and I… can’t stand her. In this episode I go off about Miss Rachel, kids’ songs that make zero sense, and why some children’s shows feel more like torture than teaching. Along the way, I somehow end up talking about pineapple pizza, gravy, traffic in Cochrane, Florida Man, and why dentists should’ve never gotten rid of laughing gas.

It’s chaotic, it’s weird, and it’s exactly why this...

Politics: Carbon Scam Tax

Today’s episode isn’t about Grey’s Anatomy or pee ducts — it’s about politics. I’m fired up about Canada’s carbon tax, government spending, and the ridiculous promises that never add up. From free money handouts to sky-high taxes, I rant about why the system feels broken, how working-class Canadians are getting crushed, and why the so-called “solutions” are making everything worse.

This isn’t a polished ...

Pee Duct

What if peeing and pleasure weren’t connected? What if we all had a retractable, fruit-rollup-style belly-button pee duct that grows longer every year? In this episode, I break down my genius/idiotic invention idea, explore the unfair advantage men already have when it comes to peeing, and imagine how life would change if everyone had their own personal pee hose. Spoiler: it’s weird, it’s gross, it’s kinda genius… and also ...

Doctor Talk

Grey’s Anatomy, Derek Shepherd, unpronounceable medical words, vagina-cologists (yes, you read that right), worms, birds, dogs, tattoos, strawberries, McDonald’s discounts, Elon Musk, and why guys and girls get treated differently for being hoes. This episode has no plan, no filter, and somehow goes from doctors to butthole worms to cheesy bread without missing a beat.

If you came for professionalism, wrong podcast. If yo...