Everybody and Their Cousin

Hi listeners! Welcome to another Kid Summer dispatch from yours truly, Jill and Molly!

This week is your chance to sit back, relax, and allow the cousins to regale you with the tale of their summer vacation gone wrong (and then gone right!)

We are also playing our own version of the TikTok inspired game of guessing our shared inside jokes and catch phrases. Listeners, if you guess any of these before we do, you get a gold star.

Finall...

We're baaaaack! Hope you didn't miss us too much, cousins! After a one-week summer break, Jill and Molly are back and better than ever with an in-person recording live from our family lake trip.

This week, we are hard-launching the concept of Kid Summer. Move over, Hot Girl Summer and Brat Summer, because 2025 is all about trips to the ice cream shop, Target, and hitting the pool with your friends and an ice-cold bottle of C...

Despite their concerns, Jill and Molly have once again proven that put in front of a mic, they will find something to talk about for an hour (minimum). Today, it’s primarily a number of horror stories about rodents, including bunnies in schools and mice in beds. 

Jill and Molly also bravely pioneer a groundbreaking and generational idea for a mandatory course for men, Jill talks about training for the half marathon she impulsively s...

Hi cousins! Welcome to episode 19. By now you probably think you know us, right? Well, think again, because we are constantly switching it up and keeping you guessing.

In this episode, we start on the silly side but then get deep as Jill opens up about her sugar-free journey, which leads us to a deeper conversation about spirituality, manifestation and going after your goals. We've even unlocked the exciting new pod side charact...

Welcome to a very special episode of Everybody and Their Cousin featuring our first ever male guest - Jill’s brother Alan! Ask and you shall receive. As the official 52nd most popular podcast for “cousins” and 63rd most popular podcast for “cousin connection”, we take fan requests very seriously. 

Today, the cousins are talking about subway do’s and don’ts (mostly don’ts), various Andreas, the lore behind Alan’s name, and obviously ...

Hi cousins!

We're back with another episode this week, covering a range of topics with plenty of tangents as per usual. Listen as the ladies unpack Jill's sudden urge to become a stay-at-home mom slash homesteader à la Ballerina Farms, and Molly's deep reverence for Eddie Murphy's comedic chops.

We're also bringing you our opinions on the cast of Love Island USA Season 7, along with a breakdown of our formative ch...

Hi cousinitos! Jill and Molly have made time in their BUSY schedules to bring you another episode - we hope you feel lucky.

We know you've been dying for the update on Jill's CPAP machine and $130 water bottle - never fear, Jill is here with her tight 15 on the CPAP and why it makes her look like Cindy Lou Who. Plus, Jill and Molly talk about why Post Malone reminds Jill of Molly's dad, the cousin representation in Ali H...

Hi cousins! They say a picture's worth a thousand words. Well, feast your eyes on our artwork for this week's episode for a preview of our highly intellectual discussion about Boo Radley, Elle Woods, and Jill's pending "thriving" status.

If you thought a $45 cuticle trimmer was obscene, wait until you hear about the highly coveted $130 water bottle that will take Jill to the next level. Other topics include Molly...

Jill and Molly are thrilled to welcome Katie, iconic Cold Footateps villain and real cousin and sister, to the studio today!

The girls grapple with another potential Cold Footsteps IP violation, provide rigorous academic analysis for why the diagnosis for ADHD should be changed, and then get into what’s really important - Derrick Levasseur.

Who is Derrick Levasseur? What is his detective perspective? and why does Katie admire him so ...

Hi cousins!

We are so excited to bring you a new episode this week featuring our friend, Mary! As a true friend of the pod, it was only right for Mary to be our first official pre-planned guest.

Tune in as the ladies discuss cultural hot topics such as the 2025 Pultizer Prize for Fiction (hint hint: Molly may be a little miffed by the winning novel) and the Golden Globes' new award for Best Podcast set to begin in 2026 (hint hint...

Welcome to Everybody and Their Cousin: After Dark. Instead of playing you smooth jazz we’ll be fucking up our tech, saying shit we have to bleep out in post, and of course, cackling uncontrollably. 

Today, we’re discussing whether Lil Wayne is a swerf, piloting the Politics Corner (we know you’ve been dying for us to cosplay as pundits), learning how Molly has Magellan vibes, and finding out whether Jill has an example (spoiler: she...

As Gwyneth Paltrow says, asking questions and answering them can heal the world, and that's what we're here to do today. As Jill will remind us, there are a lot of "healers" out there on the dating apps, so why not count ourselves as healers too?

We know that you listeners have a lot of burning questions for us, and we're here to address them once and for all.

What are our thoughts on the upcoming series "Love...

Finally, the wait is over after the cliffhanger from last week's episode (we know you've been waiting with bated breath). Jill and Molly are here to tell you all about their experience trying TimeLeft - including how the process works, their honest review, and a never-before-seen inside look behind the curtain into their private texts. TimeLeft, if you want to sponsor us we are here and ready to go.

Plus, Jill and Molly do t...

Hi cousins! Jill and Molly are back with another episode discussing some of their wins and fails this week.

We're getting personal in this episode as we talk about our trials and tribulations with unwanted facial hair, Molly's crusty cuticles, and spending way too much money on personal grooming products.

If you're listening to this on Apple Podcasts, you'll be happy to know that we've finally conquered the Great ...

Cousins, welcome to our most deranged episode yet. Today, Jill and Molly give an update on their streaming numbers, how Jill's dating life is going (spoiler: it's not) and why Molly had to plan a taco party for 180 children.

Plus, Jill and Molly discuss Selena/Benny Blanco and Gabby Windey/Robby Hoffman, iconic films Back to the Future and Clueless, and get real about loneliness.

If you're reading this stop what you'r...

Hello to all the cousins out there! Jill and Molly are back this week with something special from the archives. In this episode, we're giving you a peek behind the curtain at one of our most beloved and truly deranged childhood theatrical productions, Cold Footsteps. You can think of this as Jill and Molly's origin story, just two precocious theatre kids who loved attention and demanded it through the arts. Not much has cha...

SURPRISE, we’re switching to Mondays cousins. This week, Jill and Molly are giving an update on their wins and fails - has Jill gone on any dates? Has Molly read any more of the Pulitzer Prize winning novel James by Percival Everett? And what is the state of the hern?

Jill and Molly talk about their original musical Cold Footsteps, dating horror stories, and a mishap with a Hamilton Tik Tok…

Plus, stay tuned to find out Jill ...

Jill and Molly are back and better than ever, this time with real microphones! We can already feel those Hello Fresh deals rolling in as we’re on our way to breaking into the podcast industry.

This week, Jill and Molly are talking about their wins of the week and their fails of the week. Tangents include bad haircuts, Patricia Arquette’s filmography, and disturbing fried chicken spon-con by an infamous nepo-baby turned influencer. ...

Jill and Molly gotta get their head back in the game - no more sticking to the status quo, they’re ready for the start of something new.

As professional Traitors stans (obviously), Jill and Molly are here to answer your burning questions (was Wells Adams in the Traitors US season 3? is Zac Efron a good actor?) as well as questions you never thought to ask, like what did we think of Babygirl, who is giving John Krasinski realness, a...