Everybody Lurks's Podcast
Welcome to Everybody Lurks — the comedy podcast where nothing stays private for long. Actor Jaleel White and comedian Joseph Vecsey dive headfirst into the chaos of our tech-obsessed world, where every DM, text, voice memo, google search, and out-loud thoughts can and will be used against you. From stalking your ex to viral screenshots, caught-on-Zoom (pants down) to digital deception—if it lives online, they’ve got something to say! With half-serious takes and a healthy dose of personal baggage, Jaleel and Joseph and their on-screen producer Chloe unpack how social media is ruining communication, one notification at a time. Welcome to Everybody Lurks — because privacy is dead and we’re here to read the receipts. Hosted by: @Jaleelwhite & @Josephvecsey1 Produced by: @chlomonsta
Episodes
This week on Everybody Lurks, the internet is wild and we’re diving straight in. We break down the Sydney Sweeney jeans controversy (yes, apparently denim discourse is alive and well in 2025), roast the most overused words online this year, and draft our picks for the worst comedians to ever touch a basketball. We also get into Hollywood’s ongoing struggle with diverse casting—why they still can’t seem to get it right...
Get ready for an exciting and hilarious Episode with the incredible actor Haley Joel Osment. Haley has been apart of some of the biggest films in the history of cinema including and not limited too AI Artificial Intelligence, The Sixth Sense and Happy Gilmore 2! On this Episode we talk improving with some of the best improvisers on Happy Gilmore 2, Haley’s opinion on the Kendrick v Drake beef and how it represents the...
Shooter McGavin is back and we're talking breakfast orders...
Christopher McDonald returns as Shooter McGavin in the most hilarious and unfiltered interview yet! From behind-the-scenes stories on the Happy Gilmore 2 set with Adam Sandler to surprise cameos, fake chains, read receipts, Love Island obsessions, and top rapper debates—this episode of Everybody Lurks has it all. Chris reveals what it was like...
SHE CALLED HER EX OUT FOR STALKING WITH A BURNER ACCOUNT ...| Episode #12 Katherine Blanford
In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Everybody Lurks, Jaleel White and Joseph welcome stand-up comedian Katherine Blanford for a wild ride through dating, comedy, and internet stalking. Katherine spills on Atlanta’s comedy scene, bombing in front of exes, dating weirdos on the road, and that time she caught an...
Get ready for a wild ride as Kym Whitley spills everything—from her role in Happy Gilmore 2 (dropping July 25th!) to the outrageous “cheating” behaviors no one wants to admit. Is a 🔥 emoji a red flag? Does grabbing lunch with your “work wife” cross the line? We go there. Plus, we dive deep into today’s hottest beauty trends—are they legit self-care rituals or just expensive scams? This unfiltered episode is laugh-out...
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Is it a filter… or is she just aging like fine wine? Chloe takes us on a deep-dive Insta stalk, breaking down the unspoken rules of influencer Photoshop sorcery (and yes, Facetune is still alive and well). Joseph asks the age-old question: Why do people worship celebrities like it’s their full-time job? Plus, Chloe reveals her unhinged but iconic Holy Trinity of YouTubers: Olivia Ja...
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We dive head first into the question: Why are celebs posting birthday shoutouts when they could just text? Because it’s not friendship—it’s clout farming.
We dig into the fakery, the IG girl beefs, and the rise of the Micro Hater™ (she watches your stories, never likes, always judges). Joseph name-drops his way into comedy royalty, we butcher love languages, and salute the ...
This week on Everybody Lurks: Joseph uses a urinal for the first time (?!), Chloe defends black licorice like it’s a personality trait, and we break down the rise of SMS smishing (aka why your grandma thinks she’s texting USPS). We also get into AirTag stalking, the Joe Burrow “jocks and robbers” saga, and why Raya still feels like a dating app designed by a trust fund kid with a ring light. Spoiler: we’re swiping lef...
This week on Everybody Lurks: Joseph finds out he’s been soft-launched on Instagram… as the side piece. Jaleel takes us down memory lane with his all-time favorite Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers. Tyra Banks, Carmen Electra, and the rise of hotness as a cultural export. Meanwhile, Chloe spills the tea on the top 5 careers most likely engage in infidelity. One of them is not podcasting… but it’s giving foreshadowin...
This week on Everybody Lurks: Doechii’s glow-up is giving main character energy, Tim Dillon takes aim at the Palisades, and billionaires are out here clearing GoFundMes like it’s charity bingo. We talk about the Shooting Guards documentary —Joseph’s dad, Peter Vecsey, broke the damn story. Also, Chloe thinks he’s kinda hot. And yes, we unearth footage of Jaleel and Marky Mark at the 1991 Rock N’ Jock.
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This week on everybody lurks - we unpack how Onlyfans stigma magically exits the chat when the money starts rollin in. Then Jaleel, Joseph and Chloe get into a foodie-off and even though Joseph brings up the Jordan sneaker cake from Jeff ruby's, chloe’s the one who walks away with it. And just when things start to settle, Skyler asks the real hard-hitting question: What actually counts as a monster dong? We did ...
This week on Everybody Lurks, we dive into the greatest rivalries of all time: Michael Jackson vs. Prince, Drake vs. LeBron, and safe sex vs. real sex. Jaleel admits his mom was basically his booking agent for prom, flying girls in like it was customs and border control. Joseph tries to keep it classy by calling condoms “prophylactics,” like he’s in a 1940s PSA. It’s chaotic, it’s nostalgic, and absolutely nothing is ...
Joseph talks about what it’s like opening in arenas for Adam Sandler. Jaleel and Joseph break down the biggest difference between Black and white comedy crowds—spoiler: one of them will boo you mid-joke.
Plus, would Joseph sell his comedy special to PornHub? (Short answer: yes, if Kendra Lust and Lex Steele produce it)
It’s unfiltered, hilarious, and just the right amount of career sabotage.
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Jaleel White and Joseph Vecsey break down how their bromance began on the set of Adam Sandler’s Hustle, and why Joseph might just be the sneaky MVP of basketball. The two dive deep into the fine tradition of lurking—on each other’s exes—and why stalking used to require a trench coat, binoculars, & commitment. Is Matt Rife too pretty for Chloe? Why does Hollywood keep fumbling sports movies? And yes, Jaleel has a F...
Welcome to Everybody Lurks — the comedy podcast where nothing stays private for long. Actor Jaleel White and comedian Joseph Vecsey dive headfirst into the chaos of our tech-obsessed world, where every DM, text, voice memo, google search, and out-loud thought can and will be used against you.
From stalking your ex to viral screenshots, caught-on-Zoom (pants down) to digital deception—if it lives online, they’ve got som...
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