May 2, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fibber McGhee and Bali, the
makers of.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Code present Bipper
McGhee and Bali. Written by Don Quinn, with songs by
Martha Tilton and The King's Men and music by Billy Mills.
The show opens was the national emblem March Ladies and Gentlemen.
(00:51):
I heard an officer of the Red Cross feet last night.
He was asking for money. He said in part that
it was customary these days to present me for help
with an apology, but that he wasn't making any apology.
Neither are we. The Red Cross needs fifty million dollars
urgently and immediately now, for one hundred and thirty million people.
(01:12):
That's the price of a few cigars or a lipstick.
The Red Cross is always ready to help in times
of war and disaster, and from now on the demands upon.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Them will be great.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But we are a great nation, so let's given till
it hurts. The master of seventy nine Wistful Vista, is
(02:07):
not one to squander a buck in the quarter for
a Christmas tree when he can drive out of the
woods and chop down his own no, sir, And here
driving up to the house, frost bitten but triumphant, we
find that lumberjack who saves Jack on his lumber fibber
of fibber.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
McGhee and Molly, you gotta get them breaks fixed? Boy?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Am I cold? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Come on Christmas tree, come to pop us?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You got a new home?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh, he you're getting snow all over the hall. Why
didn't you stamp your feet?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Why should I stamp my feet? I ain't mad at anybody. Besides,
there's a cold.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I'm just walking from memory.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Here, your poor lad, Let me take your coat and
you're minting thanks money?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Hey, take again at that tree? Will you?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Ain't she a whopper?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Having any days? It certainly is.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
That was the pick of the whole woods money. I
had to fight off twenty other guys to get it too.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
They all wanted it.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Oh did you actually fight for duty?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Which didn't come down to actual brawl.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
One. Guy up to me and says that's my tree, shorty,
And I says yeah, I says, tossing my hat set
up in the air and catching it by the handles.
Why and get it? I says, you don't need this
tree for last Christmas, I says, And he says, what
do you mean last Christmas? Well, I says, sinister like
advancing for him with a nasty look.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You lay a blade on that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Baltim bud, and last Christmas was your last Christmas?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Ah, good for you?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
McGee? Did he go away?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
He started swinging his hatch at me, And just then
I noticed that this tree, which was.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
A little farther along and was even.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Bigger and better.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Ah, So I.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Just sneered and walked away a double time.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, it's certainly is a big one. What do we
do with it after Christmas? HOLLI it out to make
a canoe, just because she's so long to get it home.
You know, you've been gone six hours.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I had to blow out on the way back and
had to stop and buy a new second hand tire.
Cost me seven bucks.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Where's the hatchet?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I lost it in the snow.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I know just where it is. Next spring, when the
snow mouse, I'll go, oh my gosh, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
What's that window in the dining room. I opened it
because it was so hot in year and it.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Won't stay open.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I want I'll fix it when I get time.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
By the way, what time is it after four?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Why?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Where's your wristwatch?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I took it off to chop this tree down and
forgot all about it. Then when I went back to
look for it, it snowed some more and covered it up.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Well, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
A thirty dollars wristwatch, a two dollars hatch, and a
seven dollar time thirty nine dollars for ninety eight ten
Christmas tree. Ah, happy you time.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, I didn't want one of those measly little mob
beaten shrubs they're selling downtown. When I want a tree,
I want a tree, not okay, come in.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Oh, hello, Mayor La triviah good.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Day, miss McGhee, I say, McGee. Yes, about that job
you wanted in the city hall, I'm still working on it,
but I'll have to have a little information.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Well till the nice mayor what he wants to.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Know, dearie, okay, dig me latriv.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, First, can you dominate people? Can you let the
ones in that you really want to see and shut
the rest out?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Another thing, mcgie? Can you stand it physically to be
more like crowds of people? All ask you questions? Can
you ignore the whispers behind your back? Can you give
orders in a loud tone of authority?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Can I listen to this triv all right, folks, as
captain of the Detective Force, A whisper this trip, I
order you to make away there, stand back, everybody.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
This wouldn't be a police job, mcgie.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh but one of the elevator operators has just been drafted,
and I have suggested you.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I'll let you know later.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
A good day.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Why that small minded boat grabbing baby kissing?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Now?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Never mind that? Now? See where should we place this tree?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
McGee?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I don't know where? Do you think?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Well, Handary, I'd say it was a toss up between
the Grand Canyon and Death Valley?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Shut. I told you I gotta trim it Downald, get
me a hatchet, Willy.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
The hatchet, dear boy. According to your official community cave, yes,
is it present sleeping a dead job under a snow
drift eighteen miles.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
North of town?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah? Well we gotta saw, haven't we?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Not a very good one?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Saw?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Then you did?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
After you saw that bartleball actor to be's you? Last October?
You tried to play pony boy.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't remember, well, I guess it'll snow work.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's awful in here, Yes it is.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I open that dining room window again. Okay, the thermostat
on the furnaces off of order, and I've got to
get a chair.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh am, I tired. Ah, but what a tree? Why?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
This will give us enough kindling wood for all summer,
except that we don't need any kindling wood in the summer.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
And he I just thought it something.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
This tree is the big Our little ornaments are going
to look off for silly on us.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I never thought of that. I better order a
bigger assortment of ornaments.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I had me the phone with.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It here, thanks, hello, operator, gimme the whistle, mister Nobbley
and day? Oh is that you merch? How's every little thing? Merk? Huh?
Who your niece? Somebody grabbed her and kissed her during
the blackout?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
You have any days?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Me?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Does she know who it was?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
She recognize him when she sees him. You'll have lipstick
all over his face, neck and shirt front from just
one kids, What do you mean one kiss? That blackout
lasted three hours?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
What say?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Rd?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay, I'll call him later. Hey, did you get me
the stall? Molly?
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It is.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And now don't get shaw that's all over my floor.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
They'll make Uncle Dennis feel at home. See, I guess
I better take a couple of feet off the bottom first, Yes.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And trim out one hundred or so branches. Tarzan or
somebody might be hiding in there?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Who Tarzan?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Who?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I said? Tarzan?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Stopping McGee that I.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Didn't say anything, you says Tarzan?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Who Tarzan?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Who are you shopping at?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
What McGee to? Now he's in that tree?
Speaker 9 (08:29):
No coup on the.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Foot, Oh my, oh my gosh, shake the tree.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Molly, open the door and you'll show him out.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You can't get out.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Of that to be barn Frank, see tiger Meg there
he goes chase you, Molly, chase you this way, but.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Asking pards the door. Molly, wave your hands. I am
waving my hand.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Shoes catch hey, birdie, you won't even look at me.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
McGhee, ill don't see good in the daytime?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
What do you expect me to do?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
By?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Say?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Who goes wan?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Feed it?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Squab?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Who?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Well?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Thank goodness? Those things give me the creep.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean too, though, I will say it was decent
of him to back up my judgment.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well, owls are wise birds, and we both picked out
the same tree. Once you get up, my ice says,
I'll you funny megee, okay, okay, but I've been hooted
that enough for one day.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Hand me the saw again. Thanks? Now? Oh there door,
how's about?
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
What you got there?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Johnny Christmas gree Oh no, we buy our firewood on
the hook.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Mister old timer, what's on your mind besides that? Daniel
Boone cap Oulzheimer just.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Wanted to know if you could come out and play.
Some of us kids are building a snow for it
and have bacon out up on the corner having to
pick a fun u.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
No, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
We've got work to do, miss terroll time. I don't
think you left a romp in the snow without us.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Gee, kids, come on, we wanted to choose upsides and
play yanks and jets.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Only nobody wants to be a jet.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
We haven't got time to play now all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I gotta trim this tree floor.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Then you've got a corn cob pipe we can have. Johnny,
I built a big snow man. I want to put
a pipe in his mouth.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oh, give him a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, and put a sign on him. Something new has
been added.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
That's pretty good, at Jenny, That ain't the way I
hear it the way I hear it.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Oh, it's just the dining room window, Miss ol Timer.
He's won't stay open.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He well, wa, do I hear it? One feller, says Tudler.
He why does Hitler make all his speeches from a
beer garden?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Well, Sir Tullerfer, that's so many starts poming it tomorrow nobody'll.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Notice it by the building things.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Thank your lucky.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Stars and stripes.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
If you live right, if you get to sleep.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
At night, you can thank your lucky stars and stripes.
If you feel freeze hit that sugar in your team,
you can thank your lucky stars and stripes.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
He heat and them and they them. Hey ride insider cakes.
If you like to go no yankee whit say so?
If you can sing and believe in anything, you can thank.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Your lucky stars and stripes.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Do you like it here?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Don't you think this country is well?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Do you want to cheer ring the liberty bell? Well,
if likes gay it, that's fun.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
On Dollar Day, you can thank your lucky stars and stripe.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
If you can join and enjoy an art joke.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
You can thank your lucky.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Stars and strip.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Time stores and bobby Kins and hot dog and make
e fins if you like the way we go about it, shouted.
If you can sing and believe in anything.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You can thank you lucky star. Oh they cut down
(13:19):
the old pine tree and they halded away shore to
make a nice Christmas tree just for.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Molly and me.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Goodness sake, do you have to sing with your sign?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, I don't have to do it.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Help.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Hey, how's it look now?
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
He beginning to shape up pretty good?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Eh?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yes, if you like that shape? Pretty lopsided it is?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Where? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh yeah, sure, well I can turn that side off
a little more.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
That's a good thing. I got a big tree to
start with, you know what.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Well, yeah, listen, I try and be a little quiet.
Your uncle Dennis is upstairs taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That guy's always taken a nap, And I just found
out why he wanted that old brass bed brought down
from the attic too, right. Well, I peeked in on
him the other morn hanging there. He was sound asleep,
with one foot on the brass foot rail and a
happy smile on its pretty little face.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Now, now let's knock it out on poor uncle Dennis again.
He's a gentleman and a scholar.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
He ought to be a scholar. He's had more teachers
than anybody I ever knew. Oh, oh, I cut down
the old pine tree and I hold it away in
my car.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Leggee, there's somebody at the door. I don't know. Let
me keep Oh it's Missus Uppington.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh, not the Missus Uppington. The choice is crumb in
our upper cross, yes, and wearing a hat.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
That was made in a hurry by a cross eyed
milner wearing boxing gloves.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Come in abygame, darling, how do you do that idea?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
And please excuse the mess in her? Abbigail McGee is
trimming the Christmas tree.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Oh, how fascinating.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
I simply though, that's in the freshly cut lumber.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Really, it's so invigorating.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
And two of you.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Might say, yeah, I'm I might say that if I
carried my handkerchief in my sleeve.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Hey, I didn't know you were such a lover of
the great open spaces.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Abagam, Oh, my dear, I used to simply send all
my time at my hunting lodge and mean nothing hit you.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Know, never hunt any moose.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Watch your Thomas duty?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Well, did you uppy?
Speaker 12 (15:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
No, I was never much of a nimrod. We called
it a hunting lodge because we were always hunting.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
A pool for branch ah, but you really ran wild.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Don't pay anything to be an abagame. You know he
thinks he's a great woodsman because he shot a bear
in Alaska last summer.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Well, that was something.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
If you ever walked through a dark forest with the
feeling of something, something was creeping up on you, ready
to pounce any minute, and suddenly, wow, you got me.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Make it easy, And again, don't take it easy. It's
just the window in the dining room won't stay open, Abigail.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
But where did you get that hat? I haven't been
able to take my eyes off.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh do you like it?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
My dea?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
He didn't say that, He just says she couldn't take
her eyes off.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
I can.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
It's just darning aby game.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
I'm so glad.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
That's exactly why I dropped over the day idea to
see if you liked it?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Do you miss Legee?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Confidentially, ever, since I'm a plain spoke man, I can
think it's the worst monstrosity ever placed on a human head.
It would make a Zulu medicine man swallow his spears.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Whoa the landed?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
I'm a success.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What I just said to myself.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
If mister Lee likes it, I will simply have to
give it to my crook.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That man has less taste than a nice.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Club sellon, Why that old flounder? So I haven't got
any taste? Haven't I not? In half?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
There? When it comes to fashions, you'd better just do
one thing?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
What's that stalhood? Huh? Okay? I got the need old
galore sprinkled over the floor in the shade of the
old pine trees. Hey, Molly, how'll she look? Now?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Well it looks better mcgie. At least we can get
in the same room with it. Now, I feel Tim's
more off the far side there.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Okay, oh h hello, hello Molly.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
You know mister Wilcox, won't you come in and get
some stardust all over your clothes?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Say? What goes on here?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Anyway? I went out and cut down my own Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Higho. Now I got a shorten the sleeze on it.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
A little money, you're sure?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I got the room in a mass pile.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You've got enough loose branches around here to bet doubt
a rhinoceros.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Right down, and we'll try to make you comfortable.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Very funny, McGee, But what can we do for you,
mister Wilcox.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Well like this, Molly.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I'm a little worried about the greeting cards I ordered
this year. I'm afraid this sentiment is a little too flowery.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
We'll read one to us, mister Willcox. Don't personally, I
don't think a greeting card could be too flowery.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Why certainly not let them drip, I always says, I'll
read the blurb Flaxie.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
All right, it raids the season's greetings to you, my
friend from the Johnson self polishing blow coat man. I
hope that in nineteen forty two and forty three and
forty four, forty five, forty six, you'll remember all those
little tricks I showed you about saving time and dough
by using glow coat on your flow.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
On your floe. Shut mom off, you said, a diary
to continue, mister will.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Task, how it saves you'll linoleum and keeps it clean
with a lovely gloss, and the dandy sheen eliminates rubbing
and buffing too, and in twenty minutes or less you're through.
Just pour some out and spread it around and let
it dry, and then you've found the color and pattern
have come to.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Life, and so have you. Your husband's wife, Oh that's
your husband's wife.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
If that ain't this morning?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Hey, what's that noise? That was long fellow turning over?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Start with the dining room window falling down again? But
go ahead, miss Wilcox.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Well there isn't much more, but it goes the best
of wishes I send to you from me. And let's
see Johnson and Sun Incorporated too. Well, what do you
think of it? Okay, okay, I'll get something else.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Naive character is ny Molly a Nai.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I was talking to him one day, and he looks
all around to see if anybody who was listening. Then
whispers to me that Santa Claus didn't really live at
the North Pole, said he really lived in Racine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Say that peas getting offully smaller these, but enough to
him it much more.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I know when I decided that it would look a
lot better up on the piano.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
That nice out of the way. Yeah, that's I've wanted
to her dining room with you?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Oh? I cut down the old pine tree cards.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
The warms up the floor or not?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Three? I pulled a man at the store. There's a
knock at the door.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
I wondered who that to be?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Come in?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Ah? Hell no, mister whimple.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh missus McGee. Oh you today, mister McGee.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But is it filing? Ready to play humorss whimpull shrimp?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
What's it with you?
Speaker 12 (20:24):
I just dropped in to say goodbye for a couple
of weeks. It's all I'm spending the holidays in Chicago.
Is Mama in tope?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Is your wife going with me? Mister wimple to Sweetie, say, huh.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, she has to stay here and knit knit?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Can't she knit on the train?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Not so good, mister mcgi.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
She broke three bits wrestling with the policeman, and the
doctor says she'll knit much better at home.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
What on earth was she doing wrestling with the police. Fool?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Oh, she's the instructor at the police gymnasium, Missus mcmare.
The whole force is just crazy steady with her, at
least I think they are.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'll bet you will miss her, wimple. How much?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
How much will you miss her? No, how much will
you bet?
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
So Sweedie Face is.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
Really a wonderful woman at heart. If any and my doubt, well,
we'll call on her.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
While you're going whimple and see if there's anything we
can do.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yes, you might take her some fruit or something.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
Oh, I wouldn't advise it, missus s Megie. Last time
Sweedie Face was sick, some people took her some flowers
and she threw them in their faces.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh don't she like flowers?
Speaker 12 (21:37):
Yes, she loves flowers, but she hates people. Well, goodbye folks,
and Merry's Christmas and the King's men saying come right.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
The body, nobody come and to the somebody about lady
(22:28):
Lassy lass coming.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
If the body need body coming through the barn, if
forbody kids, somebody need.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Body cry to everyone the last about to say that
the last Yep, all the girls they smilety coming through
the ride.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
If nobody nobody coming through the rye.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
If nobody kiss somebody, somebody cry, haven't the lady has
the body of the last.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
But all the lads the Lassie gets together in the
heather when we're coming coming, What are you coming.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
You got that free fixture and all the wopen on
nominally anyway, I'm hoping the stars getting dollars and a
bus trick to Bloomington.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Well, is it still awfully happening here again?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
You're asking? Oh man, missus McGee, i'd be hot riding off.
I was up to my clavicle and ice cubes.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
This is a warm work.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Well, I hate to keep that dining room window open,
but the thermostat on the furnace simply won't work.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Say have you been monkey with that? McGee?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Woo me, Yes, you with a thermostat?
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Why should I have been monkey with the thermostat?
Speaker 6 (24:17):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Heck, I don't know anything about a thermostat. I know
that too.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
But did you monkey with it plan anytime?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Well? Say, I did kind of tick her with it
last night at that.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Oh, now it comes out, and just what did you
do to it? Mastermind?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh? I was walking past it with a screwdriver in
my hand, and the screwdriver caught in one of the
little screws, and the first thing I.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Knew, I had it all apart.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Wonderful little gadget too, McGee, I don't know what I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Do with you. That's a coincidence, Molly.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this little
dingis I took out of it either, I couldn't find
any way to get it back in there.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Well, why didn't you tell me so I could call
the furnace man.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well, I was gonna fix it myself when I got time.
I'm pretty ingenious with mechanical stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
You know that. Sure what happened when you fix my percolator?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
What you mean?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
It throws coffee across the room like a fiery sting?
Am I electric toastering? I have to fix breakfast where
the catchers missed?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Oh well, oh.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Machine is perfect. As soon as I finished with this tree,
I'll fix it. Stop a while. I'm missing too.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Much when you're going on the gold in that dining
room with me? Okay, saw for the come in crime?
Oh sis s doing this?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm currently engaged in giving this deposed monarch of the
forest a cross cut the side I says, I'm doing
a little whickly on this Christmas tree. Look, do you
always drink your milk like a good girl?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Shure?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Angular bit?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You fine?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Well you better?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's all thy Look at this saw, only three years
old and its teeth are all shot. That be a
lesson to you. I wish you wouldn't bother him anymore.
Now I gotta finish this job and get the saw
that swept out.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Do you know it's now standy in here?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
No nicest smell in the world in a cedar tree.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
It's one of.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Nature's lures to get us out into the great outdoors.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
Gee, is it?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Honest?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Master? Sure it is.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You got to realize this, that there's a reason for
everything in nature.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Oh, that's nature's reasons for spinnature?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Why, I says, Do you mean to stand there with
your little arms sticking out of your shoulders.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
And tell me you don't know that?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Yes, I don't.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
I bet you.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Nature gave us finish so we could have popa.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Oh here, I guess I know with that of that.
Nature is wonderful, isn't he?
Speaker 9 (26:33):
She hmm?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Nature sist is always referred to as she. Why well,
ooh boy, here's my chance to make readers digest Nature's
called she because it's so inconsistent, unstable, unpredictable, beautiful, me gorgeous, appeeling,
nasty and nobody yet has ever understood her.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Do you think the.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Reader's Digest would.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
Like Well, don't you The name of the magazine, mister,
is Digest, not High Friends.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
So I'm now.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
That's the last time I ever tried to explain something
to her, if I'm smart. Oh oh oh ah, No,
we're getting someplace now to cut her down on the side.
I'll string the ends a little bit. He's gonna come there.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Given the days. There goes that window again.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
You don't have to worry about it anymore. Molly. Here,
here's a nice stick I made for you to prop
it up with.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Oh fine, Judy, just the same, thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'll forget if it's nothing that any red blooded American boy,
it was very thoughtful.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Love, you know, say what became of the Christmas tree?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I got her turned down a little too fine.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, that's that.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I guess not to go to work on that thermos.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
No, no, don't.
Speaker 9 (27:54):
Don't.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Folks, day after day and night after night, on this
program and others, for the past two weeks, you've heard
urgent requests to buy defense bonds and defense stamps. It's
getting a little repetitious, isn't it. Well, it's going to
get more repetitious. We're going to say it again and
often and loud. This is not an invitation to a
tea party or a bingo game. This is war and
(28:24):
we've got to do something about it. It's going to
cost a lot of money to win it, but it
would cost a lot more than mere money to lose it. Now,
don't wait for somebody to come to your door selling
bonds and stamps. Get down to your bank or post
office and lay it on the line. This isn't the
other fellow's fight. It's yours and mine. So here it
is again. Buy defense bonds and defense stamps.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Yes, Netti live in Canada. Buy war saving certificates or
victory bonds.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Good Night, good night all.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
This is Hallow Wilcox thaking for the makers of Johnson's
wax finishes for home and industry, inviting you to be
with us again.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Next Tuesday night. Goodnight.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
This is a national Broadcasting Company.
The Johnson Wax Program with Fibber McGhee and Bali, the
makers of.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Code present Bipper
McGhee and Bali. Written by Don Quinn, with songs by
Martha Tilton and The King's Men and music by Billy Mills.
The show opens was the national emblem March Ladies and Gentlemen.
(00:51):
I heard an officer of the Red Cross feet last night.
He was asking for money. He said in part that
it was customary these days to present me for help
with an apology, but that he wasn't making any apology.
Neither are we. The Red Cross needs fifty million dollars
urgently and immediately now, for one hundred and thirty million people.
(01:12):
That's the price of a few cigars or a lipstick.
The Red Cross is always ready to help in times
of war and disaster, and from now on the demands upon.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Them will be great.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But we are a great nation, so let's given till
it hurts. The master of seventy nine Wistful Vista, is
(02:07):
not one to squander a buck in the quarter for
a Christmas tree when he can drive out of the
woods and chop down his own no, sir, And here
driving up to the house, frost bitten but triumphant, we
find that lumberjack who saves Jack on his lumber fibber
of fibber.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
McGhee and Molly, you gotta get them breaks fixed? Boy?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Am I cold? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Come on Christmas tree, come to pop us?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You got a new home?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh, he you're getting snow all over the hall. Why
didn't you stamp your feet?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Why should I stamp my feet? I ain't mad at anybody. Besides,
there's a cold.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I'm just walking from memory.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Here, your poor lad, Let me take your coat and
you're minting thanks money?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Hey, take again at that tree? Will you?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Ain't she a whopper?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Having any days? It certainly is.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
That was the pick of the whole woods money. I
had to fight off twenty other guys to get it too.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
They all wanted it.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Oh did you actually fight for duty?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Which didn't come down to actual brawl.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
One. Guy up to me and says that's my tree, shorty,
And I says yeah, I says, tossing my hat set
up in the air and catching it by the handles.
Why and get it? I says, you don't need this
tree for last Christmas, I says, And he says, what
do you mean last Christmas? Well, I says, sinister like
advancing for him with a nasty look.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You lay a blade on that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Baltim bud, and last Christmas was your last Christmas?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Ah, good for you?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
McGee? Did he go away?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
He started swinging his hatch at me, And just then
I noticed that this tree, which was.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
A little farther along and was even.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Bigger and better.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Ah, So I.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Just sneered and walked away a double time.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, it's certainly is a big one. What do we
do with it after Christmas? HOLLI it out to make
a canoe, just because she's so long to get it home.
You know, you've been gone six hours.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I had to blow out on the way back and
had to stop and buy a new second hand tire.
Cost me seven bucks.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Where's the hatchet?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I lost it in the snow.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I know just where it is. Next spring, when the
snow mouse, I'll go, oh my gosh, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
What's that window in the dining room. I opened it
because it was so hot in year and it.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Won't stay open.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I want I'll fix it when I get time.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
By the way, what time is it after four?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Why?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Where's your wristwatch?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I took it off to chop this tree down and
forgot all about it. Then when I went back to
look for it, it snowed some more and covered it up.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Well, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
A thirty dollars wristwatch, a two dollars hatch, and a
seven dollar time thirty nine dollars for ninety eight ten
Christmas tree. Ah, happy you time.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, I didn't want one of those measly little mob
beaten shrubs they're selling downtown. When I want a tree,
I want a tree, not okay, come in.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Oh, hello, Mayor La triviah good.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Day, miss McGhee, I say, McGee. Yes, about that job
you wanted in the city hall, I'm still working on it,
but I'll have to have a little information.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Well till the nice mayor what he wants to.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Know, dearie, okay, dig me latriv.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, First, can you dominate people? Can you let the
ones in that you really want to see and shut
the rest out?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Another thing, mcgie? Can you stand it physically to be
more like crowds of people? All ask you questions? Can
you ignore the whispers behind your back? Can you give
orders in a loud tone of authority?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Can I listen to this triv all right, folks, as
captain of the Detective Force, A whisper this trip, I
order you to make away there, stand back, everybody.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
This wouldn't be a police job, mcgie.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh but one of the elevator operators has just been drafted,
and I have suggested you.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I'll let you know later.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
A good day.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Why that small minded boat grabbing baby kissing?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Now?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Never mind that? Now? See where should we place this tree?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
McGee?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I don't know where? Do you think?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Well, Handary, I'd say it was a toss up between
the Grand Canyon and Death Valley?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Shut. I told you I gotta trim it Downald, get
me a hatchet, Willy.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
The hatchet, dear boy. According to your official community cave, yes,
is it present sleeping a dead job under a snow
drift eighteen miles.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
North of town?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah? Well we gotta saw, haven't we?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Not a very good one?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Saw?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Then you did?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
After you saw that bartleball actor to be's you? Last October?
You tried to play pony boy.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't remember, well, I guess it'll snow work.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's awful in here, Yes it is.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I open that dining room window again. Okay, the thermostat
on the furnaces off of order, and I've got to
get a chair.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh am, I tired. Ah, but what a tree? Why?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
This will give us enough kindling wood for all summer,
except that we don't need any kindling wood in the summer.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
And he I just thought it something.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
This tree is the big Our little ornaments are going
to look off for silly on us.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I never thought of that. I better order a
bigger assortment of ornaments.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I had me the phone with.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It here, thanks, hello, operator, gimme the whistle, mister Nobbley
and day? Oh is that you merch? How's every little thing? Merk? Huh?
Who your niece? Somebody grabbed her and kissed her during
the blackout?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
You have any days?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Me?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Does she know who it was?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
She recognize him when she sees him. You'll have lipstick
all over his face, neck and shirt front from just
one kids, What do you mean one kiss? That blackout
lasted three hours?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
What say?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Rd?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay, I'll call him later. Hey, did you get me
the stall? Molly?
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It is.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And now don't get shaw that's all over my floor.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
They'll make Uncle Dennis feel at home. See, I guess
I better take a couple of feet off the bottom first, Yes.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And trim out one hundred or so branches. Tarzan or
somebody might be hiding in there?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Who Tarzan?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Who?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I said? Tarzan?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Stopping McGee that I.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Didn't say anything, you says Tarzan?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Who Tarzan?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Who are you shopping at?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
What McGee to? Now he's in that tree?
Speaker 9 (08:29):
No coup on the.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Foot, Oh my, oh my gosh, shake the tree.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Molly, open the door and you'll show him out.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You can't get out.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Of that to be barn Frank, see tiger Meg there
he goes chase you, Molly, chase you this way, but.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Asking pards the door. Molly, wave your hands. I am
waving my hand.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Shoes catch hey, birdie, you won't even look at me.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
McGhee, ill don't see good in the daytime?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
What do you expect me to do?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
By?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Say?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Who goes wan?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Feed it?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Squab?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Who?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Well?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Thank goodness? Those things give me the creep.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean too, though, I will say it was decent
of him to back up my judgment.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well, owls are wise birds, and we both picked out
the same tree. Once you get up, my ice says,
I'll you funny megee, okay, okay, but I've been hooted
that enough for one day.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Hand me the saw again. Thanks? Now? Oh there door,
how's about?
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
What you got there?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Johnny Christmas gree Oh no, we buy our firewood on
the hook.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Mister old timer, what's on your mind besides that? Daniel
Boone cap Oulzheimer just.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Wanted to know if you could come out and play.
Some of us kids are building a snow for it
and have bacon out up on the corner having to
pick a fun u.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
No, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
We've got work to do, miss terroll time. I don't
think you left a romp in the snow without us.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Gee, kids, come on, we wanted to choose upsides and
play yanks and jets.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Only nobody wants to be a jet.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
We haven't got time to play now all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I gotta trim this tree floor.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Then you've got a corn cob pipe we can have. Johnny,
I built a big snow man. I want to put
a pipe in his mouth.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oh, give him a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, and put a sign on him. Something new has
been added.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
That's pretty good, at Jenny, That ain't the way I
hear it the way I hear it.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Oh, it's just the dining room window, Miss ol Timer.
He's won't stay open.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He well, wa, do I hear it? One feller, says Tudler.
He why does Hitler make all his speeches from a
beer garden?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Well, Sir Tullerfer, that's so many starts poming it tomorrow nobody'll.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Notice it by the building things.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Thank your lucky.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Stars and stripes.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
If you live right, if you get to sleep.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
At night, you can thank your lucky stars and stripes.
If you feel freeze hit that sugar in your team,
you can thank your lucky stars and stripes.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
He heat and them and they them. Hey ride insider cakes.
If you like to go no yankee whit say so?
If you can sing and believe in anything, you can thank.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Your lucky stars and stripes.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Do you like it here?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Don't you think this country is well?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Do you want to cheer ring the liberty bell? Well,
if likes gay it, that's fun.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
On Dollar Day, you can thank your lucky stars and stripe.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
If you can join and enjoy an art joke.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
You can thank your lucky.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Stars and strip.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Time stores and bobby Kins and hot dog and make
e fins if you like the way we go about it, shouted.
If you can sing and believe in anything.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You can thank you lucky star. Oh they cut down
(13:19):
the old pine tree and they halded away shore to
make a nice Christmas tree just for.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Molly and me.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Goodness sake, do you have to sing with your sign?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, I don't have to do it.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Help.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Hey, how's it look now?
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
He beginning to shape up pretty good?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Eh?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yes, if you like that shape? Pretty lopsided it is?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Where? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh yeah, sure, well I can turn that side off
a little more.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
That's a good thing. I got a big tree to
start with, you know what.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Well, yeah, listen, I try and be a little quiet.
Your uncle Dennis is upstairs taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That guy's always taken a nap, And I just found
out why he wanted that old brass bed brought down
from the attic too, right. Well, I peeked in on
him the other morn hanging there. He was sound asleep,
with one foot on the brass foot rail and a
happy smile on its pretty little face.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Now, now let's knock it out on poor uncle Dennis again.
He's a gentleman and a scholar.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
He ought to be a scholar. He's had more teachers
than anybody I ever knew. Oh, oh, I cut down
the old pine tree and I hold it away in
my car.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Leggee, there's somebody at the door. I don't know. Let
me keep Oh it's Missus Uppington.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh, not the Missus Uppington. The choice is crumb in
our upper cross, yes, and wearing a hat.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
That was made in a hurry by a cross eyed
milner wearing boxing gloves.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Come in abygame, darling, how do you do that idea?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
And please excuse the mess in her? Abbigail McGee is
trimming the Christmas tree.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Oh, how fascinating.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
I simply though, that's in the freshly cut lumber.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Really, it's so invigorating.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
And two of you.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Might say, yeah, I'm I might say that if I
carried my handkerchief in my sleeve.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Hey, I didn't know you were such a lover of
the great open spaces.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Abagam, Oh, my dear, I used to simply send all
my time at my hunting lodge and mean nothing hit you.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Know, never hunt any moose.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Watch your Thomas duty?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Well, did you uppy?
Speaker 12 (15:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
No, I was never much of a nimrod. We called
it a hunting lodge because we were always hunting.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
A pool for branch ah, but you really ran wild.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Don't pay anything to be an abagame. You know he
thinks he's a great woodsman because he shot a bear
in Alaska last summer.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Well, that was something.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
If you ever walked through a dark forest with the
feeling of something, something was creeping up on you, ready
to pounce any minute, and suddenly, wow, you got me.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Make it easy, And again, don't take it easy. It's
just the window in the dining room won't stay open, Abigail.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
But where did you get that hat? I haven't been
able to take my eyes off.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh do you like it?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
My dea?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
He didn't say that, He just says she couldn't take
her eyes off.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
I can.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
It's just darning aby game.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
I'm so glad.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
That's exactly why I dropped over the day idea to
see if you liked it?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Do you miss Legee?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Confidentially, ever, since I'm a plain spoke man, I can
think it's the worst monstrosity ever placed on a human head.
It would make a Zulu medicine man swallow his spears.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Whoa the landed?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
I'm a success.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What I just said to myself.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
If mister Lee likes it, I will simply have to
give it to my crook.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That man has less taste than a nice.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Club sellon, Why that old flounder? So I haven't got
any taste? Haven't I not? In half?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
There? When it comes to fashions, you'd better just do
one thing?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
What's that stalhood? Huh? Okay? I got the need old
galore sprinkled over the floor in the shade of the
old pine trees. Hey, Molly, how'll she look? Now?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Well it looks better mcgie. At least we can get
in the same room with it. Now, I feel Tim's
more off the far side there.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Okay, oh h hello, hello Molly.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
You know mister Wilcox, won't you come in and get
some stardust all over your clothes?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Say? What goes on here?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Anyway? I went out and cut down my own Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Higho. Now I got a shorten the sleeze on it.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
A little money, you're sure?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I got the room in a mass pile.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You've got enough loose branches around here to bet doubt
a rhinoceros.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Right down, and we'll try to make you comfortable.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Very funny, McGee, But what can we do for you,
mister Wilcox.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Well like this, Molly.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I'm a little worried about the greeting cards I ordered
this year. I'm afraid this sentiment is a little too flowery.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
We'll read one to us, mister Willcox. Don't personally, I
don't think a greeting card could be too flowery.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Why certainly not let them drip, I always says, I'll
read the blurb Flaxie.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
All right, it raids the season's greetings to you, my
friend from the Johnson self polishing blow coat man. I
hope that in nineteen forty two and forty three and
forty four, forty five, forty six, you'll remember all those
little tricks I showed you about saving time and dough
by using glow coat on your flow.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
On your floe. Shut mom off, you said, a diary
to continue, mister will.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Task, how it saves you'll linoleum and keeps it clean
with a lovely gloss, and the dandy sheen eliminates rubbing
and buffing too, and in twenty minutes or less you're through.
Just pour some out and spread it around and let
it dry, and then you've found the color and pattern
have come to.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Life, and so have you. Your husband's wife, Oh that's
your husband's wife.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
If that ain't this morning?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Hey, what's that noise? That was long fellow turning over?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Start with the dining room window falling down again? But
go ahead, miss Wilcox.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Well there isn't much more, but it goes the best
of wishes I send to you from me. And let's
see Johnson and Sun Incorporated too. Well, what do you
think of it? Okay, okay, I'll get something else.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Naive character is ny Molly a Nai.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I was talking to him one day, and he looks
all around to see if anybody who was listening. Then
whispers to me that Santa Claus didn't really live at
the North Pole, said he really lived in Racine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Say that peas getting offully smaller these, but enough to
him it much more.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I know when I decided that it would look a
lot better up on the piano.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
That nice out of the way. Yeah, that's I've wanted
to her dining room with you?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Oh? I cut down the old pine tree cards.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
The warms up the floor or not?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Three? I pulled a man at the store. There's a
knock at the door.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
I wondered who that to be?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Come in?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Ah? Hell no, mister whimple.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh missus McGee. Oh you today, mister McGee.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But is it filing? Ready to play humorss whimpull shrimp?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
What's it with you?
Speaker 12 (20:24):
I just dropped in to say goodbye for a couple
of weeks. It's all I'm spending the holidays in Chicago.
Is Mama in tope?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Is your wife going with me? Mister wimple to Sweetie, say, huh.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, she has to stay here and knit knit?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Can't she knit on the train?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Not so good, mister mcgi.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
She broke three bits wrestling with the policeman, and the
doctor says she'll knit much better at home.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
What on earth was she doing wrestling with the police. Fool?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Oh, she's the instructor at the police gymnasium, Missus mcmare.
The whole force is just crazy steady with her, at
least I think they are.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'll bet you will miss her, wimple. How much?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
How much will you miss her? No, how much will
you bet?
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
So Sweedie Face is.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
Really a wonderful woman at heart. If any and my doubt, well,
we'll call on her.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
While you're going whimple and see if there's anything we
can do.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yes, you might take her some fruit or something.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
Oh, I wouldn't advise it, missus s Megie. Last time
Sweedie Face was sick, some people took her some flowers
and she threw them in their faces.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh don't she like flowers?
Speaker 12 (21:37):
Yes, she loves flowers, but she hates people. Well, goodbye folks,
and Merry's Christmas and the King's men saying come right.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
The body, nobody come and to the somebody about lady
(22:28):
Lassy lass coming.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
If the body need body coming through the barn, if
forbody kids, somebody need.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Body cry to everyone the last about to say that
the last Yep, all the girls they smilety coming through
the ride.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
If nobody nobody coming through the rye.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
If nobody kiss somebody, somebody cry, haven't the lady has
the body of the last.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
But all the lads the Lassie gets together in the
heather when we're coming coming, What are you coming.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
You got that free fixture and all the wopen on
nominally anyway, I'm hoping the stars getting dollars and a
bus trick to Bloomington.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Well, is it still awfully happening here again?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
You're asking? Oh man, missus McGee, i'd be hot riding off.
I was up to my clavicle and ice cubes.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
This is a warm work.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Well, I hate to keep that dining room window open,
but the thermostat on the furnace simply won't work.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Say have you been monkey with that? McGee?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Woo me, Yes, you with a thermostat?
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Why should I have been monkey with the thermostat?
Speaker 6 (24:17):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Heck, I don't know anything about a thermostat. I know
that too.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
But did you monkey with it plan anytime?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Well? Say, I did kind of tick her with it
last night at that.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Oh, now it comes out, and just what did you
do to it? Mastermind?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh? I was walking past it with a screwdriver in
my hand, and the screwdriver caught in one of the
little screws, and the first thing I.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Knew, I had it all apart.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Wonderful little gadget too, McGee, I don't know what I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Do with you. That's a coincidence, Molly.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this little
dingis I took out of it either, I couldn't find
any way to get it back in there.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Well, why didn't you tell me so I could call
the furnace man.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well, I was gonna fix it myself when I got time.
I'm pretty ingenious with mechanical stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
You know that. Sure what happened when you fix my percolator?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
What you mean?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
It throws coffee across the room like a fiery sting?
Am I electric toastering? I have to fix breakfast where
the catchers missed?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Oh well, oh.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Machine is perfect. As soon as I finished with this tree,
I'll fix it. Stop a while. I'm missing too.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Much when you're going on the gold in that dining
room with me? Okay, saw for the come in crime?
Oh sis s doing this?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm currently engaged in giving this deposed monarch of the
forest a cross cut the side I says, I'm doing
a little whickly on this Christmas tree. Look, do you
always drink your milk like a good girl?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Shure?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Angular bit?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You fine?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Well you better?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's all thy Look at this saw, only three years
old and its teeth are all shot. That be a
lesson to you. I wish you wouldn't bother him anymore.
Now I gotta finish this job and get the saw
that swept out.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Do you know it's now standy in here?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
No nicest smell in the world in a cedar tree.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
It's one of.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Nature's lures to get us out into the great outdoors.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
Gee, is it?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Honest?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Master? Sure it is.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You got to realize this, that there's a reason for
everything in nature.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Oh, that's nature's reasons for spinnature?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Why, I says, Do you mean to stand there with
your little arms sticking out of your shoulders.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
And tell me you don't know that?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Yes, I don't.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
I bet you.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Nature gave us finish so we could have popa.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Oh here, I guess I know with that of that.
Nature is wonderful, isn't he?
Speaker 9 (26:33):
She hmm?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Nature sist is always referred to as she. Why well,
ooh boy, here's my chance to make readers digest Nature's
called she because it's so inconsistent, unstable, unpredictable, beautiful, me gorgeous, appeeling,
nasty and nobody yet has ever understood her.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Do you think the.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Reader's Digest would.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
Like Well, don't you The name of the magazine, mister,
is Digest, not High Friends.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
So I'm now.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
That's the last time I ever tried to explain something
to her, if I'm smart. Oh oh oh ah, No,
we're getting someplace now to cut her down on the side.
I'll string the ends a little bit. He's gonna come there.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Given the days. There goes that window again.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
You don't have to worry about it anymore. Molly. Here,
here's a nice stick I made for you to prop
it up with.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Oh fine, Judy, just the same, thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'll forget if it's nothing that any red blooded American boy,
it was very thoughtful.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Love, you know, say what became of the Christmas tree?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I got her turned down a little too fine.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, that's that.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I guess not to go to work on that thermos.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
No, no, don't.
Speaker 9 (27:54):
Don't.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Folks, day after day and night after night, on this
program and others, for the past two weeks, you've heard
urgent requests to buy defense bonds and defense stamps. It's
getting a little repetitious, isn't it. Well, it's going to
get more repetitious. We're going to say it again and
often and loud. This is not an invitation to a
tea party or a bingo game. This is war and
(28:24):
we've got to do something about it. It's going to
cost a lot of money to win it, but it
would cost a lot more than mere money to lose it. Now,
don't wait for somebody to come to your door selling
bonds and stamps. Get down to your bank or post
office and lay it on the line. This isn't the
other fellow's fight. It's yours and mine. So here it
is again. Buy defense bonds and defense stamps.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Yes, Netti live in Canada. Buy war saving certificates or
victory bonds.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Good Night, good night all.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
This is Hallow Wilcox thaking for the makers of Johnson's
wax finishes for home and industry, inviting you to be
with us again.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Next Tuesday night. Goodnight.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
This is a national Broadcasting Company.
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