May 2, 2025 • 29 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Johnson Whaite so Bram with Slipper McGee and Molly,
the Makers, the Johnson's Whack, Johnson's self Polishing glow Coach
for that Mallian and Tim Jordan. That's Siber McGee and
Molly with Bill Thompson, the King's Men and Billie Mills Orchestra.
(00:21):
The show opens with I'm just wild about Harry Ah.
(01:48):
Here is a pleasant pastoral picture of suburban life. The
Squire seventy nine whistle ter standing on the front lawn,
garden holes in hand, gracefully sprinkling the grass and exchanging
greetings with passing neighbors. But you know, and we know
that things can't stay as faithful as this were. Fiber
McGee and Mollie.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Kind of decent to me to give you little crocuses
and dandelions to drink on the house in it. Why
don't sell your on around and see what the boys
in the backyard will have? Oh had the campone and
his name was Danny with the f BRM branded ride
on his hip.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Boo oo.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh high Nick, Oh, had I get a fissure? I'm
glad to see you wandering your.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Heart to coach you because you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Know why, no, why, and account of what the old.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Poetry is saying. You know, thirsty days has Septober, and
the glass is also thirsty in May, because if you
don't keep the glass looking green?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
And what have you not?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
In New York?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What, I'll see you later if you're good, if I
don't look out.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Along, Mick, what have you got in your yard?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hey? As a poet, the populace reminds me of Tennyson,
except the Tennison's dead all over. I'll take it easy
there now, you're little geraniums. I'll take care of you
in the minute.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
There's plenty of more wayster McGee, what you're doing?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh there, little girl? What does it look like I'm doing?
Sprinkling my grass? Well? And why jare well?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Because yes, that you're thinker.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
When I see you doing something, I always wonder what
you're really up to?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Have bet you you doay?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
This is really only up and up fist. If I
don't do this, the grass will get scorched. And if
the grass gets scorched, my wife will be burned up too.
It catch onto a tis.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Cheer, But next to McGhee, why get sprinkling the grass?
Naked stay greens? And why does that the water is
in the green.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, I'll explain it to you, okay, Well.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Sir, I just love to now, I bet you good.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now here's what I bet it's gonna.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Be outful interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes it is, you see, sid a grassy.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I can holly wait to the rabbit.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
How can I tell you? If you keep interrupting me,
you can't? Oh, all right, can see that you do.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I won't interrupt anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All that's fun. As I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I really wanna know all about it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I'm glad to hear it. Well, sir, is this
the beginning? Yes, this is the beginning, the seventh beginning
to be exact. Now, Looksi, the reason glass stays nineteen
green when you sprinkle it is on accomo because for
the following reasons eight, grass is a very smart vegetable.
(05:00):
V It is also an ambitious vegetable. See yes, huh sure,
I see.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Being ambitious, all the little glazier grass want to go
up to be a great big vegetable like a tree.
Oh so laying there on the lawn all day long,
looking up at the trees and wishing they were trees, too,
they turned green with envy and see how.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Well, personally, I think it's all out of melaskee.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
What you mean?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Well, gee, Actually, grass contains a chemical substance known to
scientist prophyla.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Then the achinic glades of the.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Sun by the crossts, known as photosynthesis, develops the classil
to the kind where it becomes vija of it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Then there's a distinct.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Green toleration also, so you can take that green with
envy stuff and spread it on the grass. Yeah, they're
on a really makes it will.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
With summer just around the corner, you're going to be
using your car more than usual now every time you
put your foot on that old accelerator and start down
the street. How'd you like to hear everybody saying, well,
the Smith's certainly keep their car looking like a million
dollars now Is that difficult? No, it is not, as
long as you have a can of that sensational new
wax polish Johnson's Car New. Let me tell you briefly
(06:51):
the story of Car New. First, it does two jobs
at want it cleans and wax polishes at the same
time in one easy operation. And second, it actually takes
less than half the time cleaning and wax.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Polishing used to take.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Many car owners have told us enthusiastically that they did
the job in one hour. If your car is very dirty,
it may take you a little more, but you'll still
say carn you is a miracle worker. And third, it's
very inexpensive. So you see the old bugaboo's hard work
and high costs are gone. Thousands of the country's leading
service stations use Carnew for polishing customers cards. Then why wait,
(07:25):
get your can of Johnson's carn you tomorrow from your
regular wax dealer or your auto supplies to all failing station.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'll take it easy there, grassy, grassy, grassy, see that
you all get some more.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh, McGhee, good day, sprinkling along?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oo me, why no guildersleeve? I ain't. The curbstone was
on fire and I'm putting it out.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's very good, McGhee.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You're about as subtle as a bass drum.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, I'm a bass drum. Now beat it all.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, Then turn that hose the other way and let me.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Pass see if you can remember it without getting wet guilty.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I won't do it, McGee. I didn't come here to
play games. I've had a hard day at the office
and I'm tired. Little do you're good and relax. Come on,
I'll give you till I count prete.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
To get past me. One two?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh, cut it off, stop it, hurry.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Up, Guildersus sleep. I'm away there.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hey, cut it off, stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You get me all wet. I own says you were
a big funds guilders sleep. I'll see how much you
can soak up. Why, George, this is the last.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Straw I'm coming after you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh yeah, you want this hose right in your course? Hey,
what are you gonna do with that time? I'm gonna
cut this hose into bits, That's what I'm gonna do.
I'll wait a minute, killd the sleeve. I wouldn't do
that if I was you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, you're not me, Thank goodness. One side there, n
I guess that'll fix you.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
McGee. You'll never sprinkle anybody with that hose again.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I won't. Eh, well, neither will you.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's your hose I borrowed at this afternoon, Hey, forge
me not cut it off? Hey, Molly, don't say a word. McGee.
(09:59):
I saw the whole thing through the windows. Aren't you
ashamed turning the hose on mister Gilders leave? Boy, was
that fun? Old Gilly was wearing a mad hen. Well,
now you have no business drenching in mcgie. What if
he should catch called? Oh, don't worry, he won't even
a germ woandn't associate with that guy now, just the same.
Don't antagonize him too much. Why he could tear you
(10:20):
apart like a like a nast choke. Oh that guy,
go on, I could slap that mug down with a
wet noodle. I say, if I ever suffering, faith whipper,
what do you want? Will Cox? Those the guy says
when he sat on the bee, I have a steep
seated suspicion. You seem a little perturbed, mister Wincock.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well look I just talked to Gillisleeve and he said
he was going to pin fibbers his back.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh he said that, diddy, Why that big jurgible. A
few are cracks like that, and I'll knock him fighting
a policeman's beach. Yeah take it, dizzy diddy. Remember now, McGhee,
you're not the man you used to be if you ever.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Were, Yes, and don't forget Hildersleeve was once an intercollegiate
boxing champion.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Ah, pully on him if he thinks what you say.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I said, he used to be intercollegiate boxing champion.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Why if anything happens, I can have an ambulance over
here in six minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, heavenly, day's an ambulance. I'm an ambulance. You mean
one of them cars that runs along in front of
a chief lawyer. Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Sure the driver is a great friend of mine. I
told him some of that sensational you whack polish Johnson's
Car and New for his ambulance, And he thinks it's marvelous,
says it's as wonderful for cars as blocode is for
poors linoleum.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And it is well.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now, isn't it nice, dear, that you'll be hauled away
to the accidents board by a good Johnson customer?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Boy, is he a good Johnson customer? Why when he
found out fiber that Johnson's Car and New was a
double action product. It cleans and polishes in one operation,
he was amazed and delighted. Apply it, let it dry,
and wipe it off. And there's your ambulance looking.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Like new my ambulance. Now, look, will Cox, I don't
want to know, he said to me, Pal, he said, Yo,
it's called me Pal. Now, Pal, he said, Jeff for
introducing me to Johnson's carn You. My ambulance is at
the service of you and your friends anytime, So just
call me if anything happens there.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
So long Molly.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Mm hm. So mister Gilderslee was a boxing champion. Oh well, well,
it's one of Dietrich's stockings, said to the other. You
certainly got yourself out on a beautiful limb this time.
De Yeah, but as a fly says when he fell
into the preserves, I've been in much worse jams than this.
Oh you have had you? Yeah, Well, come and look
(12:49):
out Betwendo. Okay, huh where look out there? Oh? Gislee
with a punching bag. Oh well, along with a guy
getting a little exercise. I guess is there.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I'm afraid you can't laugh this off, dear.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He's getting ready for you, and you know it. Just
look at the muscles on him. Oh did you see that?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
McGee?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He knocked the bag clear over the fence. I thought,
just a lucky punch.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Though.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You know, Wally, I've been thinking we ought to get
out of town for a few days. Tink a little
drive somewhere.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's both good.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, no, we don't, Magi, you're not going anywhere. You
see this thing, crew, you've made your bed, now, don't
crawl under it. Who's calling? Find afraid of that? Now?
There's only one way we might avoid any trouble. Huh oh,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
What is it? Oh? Here, here, commy yourself. You're like
the boy with the stow the grass and at straws now. Look,
go over to Miter and apologize. No, tell him you're sorry.
It turns the holes on him. All I won't. Well, oh,
I'll do it fine. Now you run along dearly here
here here? What are you doing taking that baseball back?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Long?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh? If he wants to be friendly, will feel thoughtful
about yard playing ball? Otherwise feeling uh me if I know,
mister guildersleeves MCGI will never get the first day even
with that bad come in. How do you do?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And mister Miller?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh oh no, mister no, missus Uppington, He's gone next
York to see mister Gildersleeve.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh really, well, I better go over there, and Steevens
both a one.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
What about missus Uppington, Well.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
The parents teacher's association is the voting is meeting to
physical culture, and the buses seek will give to younger children. Oh,
I see, and he wanted mister Gildersleeve and little McGee's
appeared on the cliff ball.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well, I'm afraid McGee isn't exactly that, you see.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Mister Guilderslee is such a splendid example of a man
who keeps fit, bulging muffled wood color and take the
active and little key is that he will he would
exemplify the other side of the picture. I see, you
know mister gilderthyes is the strongest man. And which puvister?
Why he can actually tie a nothing? And I unfortunate?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Well whatever, McGee isn't so bad either. Why I've seen
him tear a telephone number in two with his bare hands. Well,
I'm telling him what you wanted, missus up.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Oh thank you tell him the key and mister Gilderthy
were saying, say they take the message with tins on
their chicks. Mister Gilderthleys will read who you want to
look like?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
This, and what will McGee sign say?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Oh this, so when I don't forget to tell him
why they.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Are good bye?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Or McGee, I'm afraid he doesn't know what he's up against. Still,
the bigger they are, the harder they fall. On the
other hand, the smaller they are as a quicker as.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
They call Oh the moon change.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh hi, Molly, beginning, what happened?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Tell me quick?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What happened about?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
How goodn't it takes?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
About your fights with Michigan Lee?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh, well, he refused to accept my apology, so we
agreed to fight it out. Man the man? But where
when hound? My goodness, Megee, don't you realize this? Maybe
that's him? Now you better clear his face in the
other room, Molly, I'll do no such a thing. If
there's any fighting in here, he'll do it outside, I mean,
and I'll wait a minute. Kilder Sleeve, Remember we agree
(16:31):
to this. Oh oh hi, old timer, Oh Johnny, Oh Dorner,
He's gonna have a fight.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
With old gilder Sleeve.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Johnny need a crayer?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No I don't, but he needs to train one at
least found as soon as possible.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Door rat that's very good, but still like the way
I hit it.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
When I heard it one perchase color fiers say, He says,
I see where they're gonna put out moving pictures and
Nickel Swart machine that co says Tuther Huller. Wonder how
it will seem to come in at the beginning of
the picture.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
PEZ, sure you don't.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Want to trainer, Johnny, No, I don't. I don't need
a trainer. I'll splug that guy while he tinkles like
a fake telephone.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
You pretty handy when you're Duke's Johnnie.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Am I or I shut the old timer. I've always
been a scrapper. Why even in kindergarten I could bowl
over the toughest guy in the room with one punch
punch bowl, McGee, I was not punch bowl McGee pronounced
the pest and public. The pugilistic picture of the pedigree
paperweight pugs pummeling pudgy pellupis pulverizing proboscuses and paralyzing plug ugbies,
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pound and poor preliminary pork and beaners to a puff
with a peppid pip of the pop positively a peach
of a punk that plumps the punks on their piazzas
the ping pong pop of the pineapple punch, a peculiar
poke that pepsifies the pit of the paunch of the
pillow pushers who pop to the platform too pop eyed
the protests pantson and poles and port of ambition. But
say something, boys, I'm out of condition. The King's men singing,
(18:25):
bring low sweet carriers, sweet.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Sweet child three common border callemy.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Sweet real.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
COmON border calony.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
On a sway over Goddard Jard.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Why did I see? Why did I see?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Come and come before to carry.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Me all.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
The sweet man the angels comes me.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Come and pack and carry me.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Holding him no carryer wing material, lue material, We glue
beterrial coming home to carry me, We glue me carry
me Carrio come and.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Down the milky way to carry me away?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
A man sweet.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Different between mo see carry for me for Halleluljah, I'm awake,
do rid to heaven en up la the glory.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Fade.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Well, now look here, dearie, if you're going to fight
(20:37):
mister gillis Leeve, you better get busy.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Hadn't say better be doing something about it? What do
you mean such as what well do a little road works,
shadow box? Uh, soak your piece of salt water? Why
do you tell a cup of bit? If you had
better run out and cut your short length? The clothesline?
Clothes line? What do I do with that?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I don't know why I should worry about it? If
you're under stand.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
There, come in Ah, good afternoon, my dear, and hold
to you moose jaw.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh hi, Boomer, what are you up to besides no good?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I hear that you are about to engage in a
practice with Humpty dumpty next door shortcase?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
What's that got to do with you? Horatio touch deligerency?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
What makes you sow? Bella coles bella.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Coles honey of it? Speak a little piece and get
out gladly?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
I didn't come here the bandy words, bandy legs. Thought
you'd be interested in the helping of accident insurance.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I wouldn't be interested, Boomer. Any company that would have
you as a salesman would have a crook for its president.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Suh, I won't.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Haven't talked that way about my dear father. I'll just
allow me to show you one of our policies.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Bug I make it snappy, Boomer, I haven't got all.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Day a hurry to get your ears picking up, are you? Well?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Let me see in shouldance policy, in shouldnts policy.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Shouldn's policine out here a minute go.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Here's a two dollar parking ticket on a horse that
parked too long at the post. Here's a small musical saw,
very handy for cutting off hillbilly programs, law plans for
the First National Bank. Never could find the men's washroom
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in there. Harm ticket for a sixteen tube radio which
I discovered with portable Thank goodness. Oh, here's a joke
about the Grand Canyon. There's a beautiful craft and a
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guest towel mark, please return to sing sing who near
the town.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
There's no cigar? But my goodness, have I stooped that low?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
What's this? Why it's so one out?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Can I can hardly read? Oh? He has a check
for shark bears.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Well, well thanks you that no insurance policies, Well.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's just as well for you, mister boomer. I don't
think mister McGee is a very good insurance risk.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Right now, I had that in mind.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Blonde, buxhom and beautiful right, and brother Guillis Lee gets
through knocking the fasting off your little cupcake here. I
was going to split the pair off with you, fifty
to fifty for one swift premium.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
We'd have collected on that ham advertisement. Why that big crook?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Never mind that, McGee, though, tell me more about this
fight that mister gilders Oh, we just agreed to lock
ourselves into our room, take off our coats and go
to it. What but McGee, don't you realize that he's fighting?
Look here, mcge, I'm not Wait a minute, gilds leave,
wait a minute, will agree to let it go. I'm
not talking about that, McGee.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I just happen to remember that you rule my new
garden hose.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I've never done no such a thing. Guildersleeve, you cut
it to pieces yourself?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Well, how did I know it was mine?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
How did you know it was yours? Gildersleeve? If you
ain't the dumbest tag ahead of this hords cutting this
old's cuttingess.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Missus McGee, I'll thank you not to give any suggestions. Now.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You put picking on my wife, Yilder. I'm not picking
on your wife. Your little biological believe it or not,
if you have the ice cew of a Japanese clam
digger now here and here? What does I kill means?
Intelligent quotes? Oh so I am a question?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Damn I why are you great?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Here byes By Sleeve, Look.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
All, I'm gonna tuck off of it. The boy close
o my life. The time has come for action. You're
a hard man McGee, so that's the way you feel
about its.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Take off your coat.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Okay, wait a minute, Ylga Sleeve, you forget there's a
lady present. Don't mind me. Boys, I'm no lady. You
are so he is? Now I am here? Oh trying
to put me in the middle again, are you? Yilgar Sleeve?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That does. Come on in the other room and we'll
settle this thing once and for all right. You're asking
for asking for it. I'm the man in it. Come on, Oh,
heavenly days, it's come a last. I never thought it
actually gets beyond the U are who I am? Not? Please?
I wonder if I have a call for help? Oh
(25:41):
when you listen to that? Okay, Oh that's head lost
as well.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
All right, for let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm ready, and I don't mind telling you. I'm going
to give you such a pushing around you now, I.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Think it has gone far enough.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I won't have them wrecking my house.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Now look here you two, Yes, well what a nurse.
It's too late to interfere normally.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yes, we're all set to go, missus gheeze ready McGee, ready,
deal the sleeve.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
There's the checkers, which you want rather or black.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Liver and Molly will be back in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
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(27:01):
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Speaker 2 (27:49):
Your movement, Gie, it is not I just moved you
did not. I just moved this man over here For
why you great big boat biddle you need it? Look
here Megie, dear, old dear, this is where I came in.
I'm going to bed. Boys, good night, good night all.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
This is Harlow. Will God listen for the Americans of
Johnson's Blacks, Johnson fell folic and letting.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You all with us again next yusey night, good night.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
This is the nasal blackcast in Humbling
The Johnson Whaite so Bram with Slipper McGee and Molly,
the Makers, the Johnson's Whack, Johnson's self Polishing glow Coach
for that Mallian and Tim Jordan. That's Siber McGee and
Molly with Bill Thompson, the King's Men and Billie Mills Orchestra.
(00:21):
The show opens with I'm just wild about Harry Ah.
(01:48):
Here is a pleasant pastoral picture of suburban life. The
Squire seventy nine whistle ter standing on the front lawn,
garden holes in hand, gracefully sprinkling the grass and exchanging
greetings with passing neighbors. But you know, and we know
that things can't stay as faithful as this were. Fiber
McGee and Mollie.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Kind of decent to me to give you little crocuses
and dandelions to drink on the house in it. Why
don't sell your on around and see what the boys
in the backyard will have? Oh had the campone and
his name was Danny with the f BRM branded ride
on his hip.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Boo oo.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh high Nick, Oh, had I get a fissure? I'm
glad to see you wandering your.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Heart to coach you because you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Know why, no, why, and account of what the old.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Poetry is saying. You know, thirsty days has Septober, and
the glass is also thirsty in May, because if you
don't keep the glass looking green?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
And what have you not?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
In New York?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What, I'll see you later if you're good, if I
don't look out.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Along, Mick, what have you got in your yard?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hey? As a poet, the populace reminds me of Tennyson,
except the Tennison's dead all over. I'll take it easy
there now, you're little geraniums. I'll take care of you
in the minute.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
There's plenty of more wayster McGee, what you're doing?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh there, little girl? What does it look like I'm doing?
Sprinkling my grass? Well? And why jare well?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Because yes, that you're thinker.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
When I see you doing something, I always wonder what
you're really up to?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Have bet you you doay?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
This is really only up and up fist. If I
don't do this, the grass will get scorched. And if
the grass gets scorched, my wife will be burned up too.
It catch onto a tis.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Cheer, But next to McGhee, why get sprinkling the grass?
Naked stay greens? And why does that the water is
in the green.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, I'll explain it to you, okay, Well.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Sir, I just love to now, I bet you good.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now here's what I bet it's gonna.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Be outful interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes it is, you see, sid a grassy.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I can holly wait to the rabbit.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
How can I tell you? If you keep interrupting me,
you can't? Oh, all right, can see that you do.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I won't interrupt anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All that's fun. As I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I really wanna know all about it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I'm glad to hear it. Well, sir, is this
the beginning? Yes, this is the beginning, the seventh beginning
to be exact. Now, Looksi, the reason glass stays nineteen
green when you sprinkle it is on accomo because for
the following reasons eight, grass is a very smart vegetable.
(05:00):
V It is also an ambitious vegetable. See yes, huh sure,
I see.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Being ambitious, all the little glazier grass want to go
up to be a great big vegetable like a tree.
Oh so laying there on the lawn all day long,
looking up at the trees and wishing they were trees, too,
they turned green with envy and see how.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Well, personally, I think it's all out of melaskee.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
What you mean?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Well, gee, Actually, grass contains a chemical substance known to
scientist prophyla.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Then the achinic glades of the.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Sun by the crossts, known as photosynthesis, develops the classil
to the kind where it becomes vija of it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Then there's a distinct.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Green toleration also, so you can take that green with
envy stuff and spread it on the grass. Yeah, they're
on a really makes it will.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
With summer just around the corner, you're going to be
using your car more than usual now every time you
put your foot on that old accelerator and start down
the street. How'd you like to hear everybody saying, well,
the Smith's certainly keep their car looking like a million
dollars now Is that difficult? No, it is not, as
long as you have a can of that sensational new
wax polish Johnson's Car New. Let me tell you briefly
(06:51):
the story of Car New. First, it does two jobs
at want it cleans and wax polishes at the same
time in one easy operation. And second, it actually takes
less than half the time cleaning and wax.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Polishing used to take.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Many car owners have told us enthusiastically that they did
the job in one hour. If your car is very dirty,
it may take you a little more, but you'll still
say carn you is a miracle worker. And third, it's
very inexpensive. So you see the old bugaboo's hard work
and high costs are gone. Thousands of the country's leading
service stations use Carnew for polishing customers cards. Then why wait,
(07:25):
get your can of Johnson's carn you tomorrow from your
regular wax dealer or your auto supplies to all failing station.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'll take it easy there, grassy, grassy, grassy, see that
you all get some more.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh, McGhee, good day, sprinkling along?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oo me, why no guildersleeve? I ain't. The curbstone was
on fire and I'm putting it out.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's very good, McGhee.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You're about as subtle as a bass drum.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, I'm a bass drum. Now beat it all.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, Then turn that hose the other way and let me.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Pass see if you can remember it without getting wet guilty.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I won't do it, McGee. I didn't come here to
play games. I've had a hard day at the office
and I'm tired. Little do you're good and relax. Come on,
I'll give you till I count prete.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
To get past me. One two?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh, cut it off, stop it, hurry.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Up, Guildersus sleep. I'm away there.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hey, cut it off, stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You get me all wet. I own says you were
a big funds guilders sleep. I'll see how much you
can soak up. Why, George, this is the last.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Straw I'm coming after you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh yeah, you want this hose right in your course? Hey,
what are you gonna do with that time? I'm gonna
cut this hose into bits, That's what I'm gonna do.
I'll wait a minute, killd the sleeve. I wouldn't do
that if I was you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, you're not me, Thank goodness. One side there, n
I guess that'll fix you.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
McGee. You'll never sprinkle anybody with that hose again.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I won't. Eh, well, neither will you.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's your hose I borrowed at this afternoon, Hey, forge
me not cut it off? Hey, Molly, don't say a word. McGee.
(09:59):
I saw the whole thing through the windows. Aren't you
ashamed turning the hose on mister Gilders leave? Boy, was
that fun? Old Gilly was wearing a mad hen. Well,
now you have no business drenching in mcgie. What if
he should catch called? Oh, don't worry, he won't even
a germ woandn't associate with that guy now, just the same.
Don't antagonize him too much. Why he could tear you
(10:20):
apart like a like a nast choke. Oh that guy,
go on, I could slap that mug down with a
wet noodle. I say, if I ever suffering, faith whipper,
what do you want? Will Cox? Those the guy says
when he sat on the bee, I have a steep
seated suspicion. You seem a little perturbed, mister Wincock.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well look I just talked to Gillisleeve and he said
he was going to pin fibbers his back.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh he said that, diddy, Why that big jurgible. A
few are cracks like that, and I'll knock him fighting
a policeman's beach. Yeah take it, dizzy diddy. Remember now, McGhee,
you're not the man you used to be if you ever.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Were, Yes, and don't forget Hildersleeve was once an intercollegiate
boxing champion.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Ah, pully on him if he thinks what you say.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I said, he used to be intercollegiate boxing champion.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Why if anything happens, I can have an ambulance over
here in six minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, heavenly, day's an ambulance. I'm an ambulance. You mean
one of them cars that runs along in front of
a chief lawyer. Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Sure the driver is a great friend of mine. I
told him some of that sensational you whack polish Johnson's
Car and New for his ambulance, And he thinks it's marvelous,
says it's as wonderful for cars as blocode is for
poors linoleum.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And it is well.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now, isn't it nice, dear, that you'll be hauled away
to the accidents board by a good Johnson customer?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Boy, is he a good Johnson customer? Why when he
found out fiber that Johnson's Car and New was a
double action product. It cleans and polishes in one operation,
he was amazed and delighted. Apply it, let it dry,
and wipe it off. And there's your ambulance looking.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Like new my ambulance. Now, look, will Cox, I don't
want to know, he said to me, Pal, he said, Yo,
it's called me Pal. Now, Pal, he said, Jeff for
introducing me to Johnson's carn You. My ambulance is at
the service of you and your friends anytime, So just
call me if anything happens there.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
So long Molly.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Mm hm. So mister Gilderslee was a boxing champion. Oh well, well,
it's one of Dietrich's stockings, said to the other. You
certainly got yourself out on a beautiful limb this time.
De Yeah, but as a fly says when he fell
into the preserves, I've been in much worse jams than this.
Oh you have had you? Yeah, Well, come and look
(12:49):
out Betwendo. Okay, huh where look out there? Oh? Gislee
with a punching bag. Oh well, along with a guy
getting a little exercise. I guess is there.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I'm afraid you can't laugh this off, dear.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He's getting ready for you, and you know it. Just
look at the muscles on him. Oh did you see that?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
McGee?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He knocked the bag clear over the fence. I thought,
just a lucky punch.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Though.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You know, Wally, I've been thinking we ought to get
out of town for a few days. Tink a little
drive somewhere.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's both good.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, no, we don't, Magi, you're not going anywhere. You
see this thing, crew, you've made your bed, now, don't
crawl under it. Who's calling? Find afraid of that? Now?
There's only one way we might avoid any trouble. Huh oh,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
What is it? Oh? Here, here, commy yourself. You're like
the boy with the stow the grass and at straws now. Look,
go over to Miter and apologize. No, tell him you're sorry.
It turns the holes on him. All I won't. Well, oh,
I'll do it fine. Now you run along dearly here
here here? What are you doing taking that baseball back?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Long?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh? If he wants to be friendly, will feel thoughtful
about yard playing ball? Otherwise feeling uh me if I know,
mister guildersleeves MCGI will never get the first day even
with that bad come in. How do you do?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And mister Miller?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh oh no, mister no, missus Uppington, He's gone next
York to see mister Gildersleeve.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh really, well, I better go over there, and Steevens
both a one.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
What about missus Uppington, Well.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
The parents teacher's association is the voting is meeting to
physical culture, and the buses seek will give to younger children. Oh,
I see, and he wanted mister Gildersleeve and little McGee's
appeared on the cliff ball.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well, I'm afraid McGee isn't exactly that, you see.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Mister Guilderslee is such a splendid example of a man
who keeps fit, bulging muffled wood color and take the
active and little key is that he will he would
exemplify the other side of the picture. I see, you
know mister gilderthyes is the strongest man. And which puvister?
Why he can actually tie a nothing? And I unfortunate?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Well whatever, McGee isn't so bad either. Why I've seen
him tear a telephone number in two with his bare hands. Well,
I'm telling him what you wanted, missus up.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Oh thank you tell him the key and mister Gilderthy
were saying, say they take the message with tins on
their chicks. Mister Gilderthleys will read who you want to
look like?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
This, and what will McGee sign say?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Oh this, so when I don't forget to tell him
why they.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Are good bye?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Or McGee, I'm afraid he doesn't know what he's up against. Still,
the bigger they are, the harder they fall. On the
other hand, the smaller they are as a quicker as.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
They call Oh the moon change.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh hi, Molly, beginning, what happened?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Tell me quick?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What happened about?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
How goodn't it takes?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
About your fights with Michigan Lee?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh, well, he refused to accept my apology, so we
agreed to fight it out. Man the man? But where
when hound? My goodness, Megee, don't you realize this? Maybe
that's him? Now you better clear his face in the
other room, Molly, I'll do no such a thing. If
there's any fighting in here, he'll do it outside, I mean,
and I'll wait a minute. Kilder Sleeve, Remember we agree
(16:31):
to this. Oh oh hi, old timer, Oh Johnny, Oh Dorner,
He's gonna have a fight.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
With old gilder Sleeve.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Johnny need a crayer?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No I don't, but he needs to train one at
least found as soon as possible.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Door rat that's very good, but still like the way
I hit it.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
When I heard it one perchase color fiers say, He says,
I see where they're gonna put out moving pictures and
Nickel Swart machine that co says Tuther Huller. Wonder how
it will seem to come in at the beginning of
the picture.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
PEZ, sure you don't.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Want to trainer, Johnny, No, I don't. I don't need
a trainer. I'll splug that guy while he tinkles like
a fake telephone.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
You pretty handy when you're Duke's Johnnie.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Am I or I shut the old timer. I've always
been a scrapper. Why even in kindergarten I could bowl
over the toughest guy in the room with one punch
punch bowl, McGee, I was not punch bowl McGee pronounced
the pest and public. The pugilistic picture of the pedigree
paperweight pugs pummeling pudgy pellupis pulverizing proboscuses and paralyzing plug ugbies,
(17:43):
pound and poor preliminary pork and beaners to a puff
with a peppid pip of the pop positively a peach
of a punk that plumps the punks on their piazzas
the ping pong pop of the pineapple punch, a peculiar
poke that pepsifies the pit of the paunch of the
pillow pushers who pop to the platform too pop eyed
the protests pantson and poles and port of ambition. But
say something, boys, I'm out of condition. The King's men singing,
(18:25):
bring low sweet carriers, sweet.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Sweet child three common border callemy.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Sweet real.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
COmON border calony.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
On a sway over Goddard Jard.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Why did I see? Why did I see?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Come and come before to carry.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Me all.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
The sweet man the angels comes me.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Come and pack and carry me.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Holding him no carryer wing material, lue material, We glue
beterrial coming home to carry me, We glue me carry
me Carrio come and.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Down the milky way to carry me away?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
A man sweet.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Different between mo see carry for me for Halleluljah, I'm awake,
do rid to heaven en up la the glory.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Fade.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Well, now look here, dearie, if you're going to fight
(20:37):
mister gillis Leeve, you better get busy.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Hadn't say better be doing something about it? What do
you mean such as what well do a little road works,
shadow box? Uh, soak your piece of salt water? Why
do you tell a cup of bit? If you had
better run out and cut your short length? The clothesline?
Clothes line? What do I do with that?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I don't know why I should worry about it? If
you're under stand.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
There, come in Ah, good afternoon, my dear, and hold
to you moose jaw.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh hi, Boomer, what are you up to besides no good?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I hear that you are about to engage in a
practice with Humpty dumpty next door shortcase?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
What's that got to do with you? Horatio touch deligerency?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
What makes you sow? Bella coles bella.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Coles honey of it? Speak a little piece and get
out gladly?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
I didn't come here the bandy words, bandy legs. Thought
you'd be interested in the helping of accident insurance.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I wouldn't be interested, Boomer. Any company that would have
you as a salesman would have a crook for its president.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Suh, I won't.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Haven't talked that way about my dear father. I'll just
allow me to show you one of our policies.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Bug I make it snappy, Boomer, I haven't got all.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Day a hurry to get your ears picking up, are you? Well?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Let me see in shouldance policy, in shouldnts policy.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Shouldn's policine out here a minute go.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Here's a two dollar parking ticket on a horse that
parked too long at the post. Here's a small musical saw,
very handy for cutting off hillbilly programs, law plans for
the First National Bank. Never could find the men's washroom
(22:29):
in there. Harm ticket for a sixteen tube radio which
I discovered with portable Thank goodness. Oh, here's a joke
about the Grand Canyon. There's a beautiful craft and a
(22:51):
guest towel mark, please return to sing sing who near
the town.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
There's no cigar? But my goodness, have I stooped that low?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
What's this? Why it's so one out?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Can I can hardly read? Oh? He has a check
for shark bears.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Well, well thanks you that no insurance policies, Well.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's just as well for you, mister boomer. I don't
think mister McGee is a very good insurance risk.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Right now, I had that in mind.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Blonde, buxhom and beautiful right, and brother Guillis Lee gets
through knocking the fasting off your little cupcake here. I
was going to split the pair off with you, fifty
to fifty for one swift premium.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
We'd have collected on that ham advertisement. Why that big crook?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Never mind that, McGee, though, tell me more about this
fight that mister gilders Oh, we just agreed to lock
ourselves into our room, take off our coats and go
to it. What but McGee, don't you realize that he's fighting?
Look here, mcge, I'm not Wait a minute, gilds leave,
wait a minute, will agree to let it go. I'm
not talking about that, McGee.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I just happen to remember that you rule my new
garden hose.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I've never done no such a thing. Guildersleeve, you cut
it to pieces yourself?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Well, how did I know it was mine?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
How did you know it was yours? Gildersleeve? If you
ain't the dumbest tag ahead of this hords cutting this
old's cuttingess.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Missus McGee, I'll thank you not to give any suggestions. Now.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You put picking on my wife, Yilder. I'm not picking
on your wife. Your little biological believe it or not,
if you have the ice cew of a Japanese clam
digger now here and here? What does I kill means?
Intelligent quotes? Oh so I am a question?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Damn I why are you great?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Here byes By Sleeve, Look.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
All, I'm gonna tuck off of it. The boy close
o my life. The time has come for action. You're
a hard man McGee, so that's the way you feel
about its.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Take off your coat.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Okay, wait a minute, Ylga Sleeve, you forget there's a
lady present. Don't mind me. Boys, I'm no lady. You
are so he is? Now I am here? Oh trying
to put me in the middle again, are you? Yilgar Sleeve?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That does. Come on in the other room and we'll
settle this thing once and for all right. You're asking
for asking for it. I'm the man in it. Come on, Oh,
heavenly days, it's come a last. I never thought it
actually gets beyond the U are who I am? Not? Please?
I wonder if I have a call for help? Oh
(25:41):
when you listen to that? Okay, Oh that's head lost
as well.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
All right, for let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm ready, and I don't mind telling you. I'm going
to give you such a pushing around you now, I.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Think it has gone far enough.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I won't have them wrecking my house.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Now look here you two, Yes, well what a nurse.
It's too late to interfere normally.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yes, we're all set to go, missus gheeze ready McGee, ready,
deal the sleeve.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
There's the checkers, which you want rather or black.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Liver and Molly will be back in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
When your friends come in your front door, what's the
first thing they see, what gives them their first impression
of your homem and the view as a housekeeper. It's
usually your floors. Now those floors have a mellow, gleaming
wax beauty, then you have something to be proud of.
If they're dull and shabby, then you needn't expect many compliments,
and you'd better call your dealer and put in an
emergency order for a j You and Johnson's wax. One
(27:01):
application of Johnson's wax will make a tremendous difference, both
in the appearance of the floors and in protection against wear.
Johnson's wax seals up the pores guarding the finish against
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with every application of wax, feasy to clean and never
needs scrubbing again. For over fifty years, Johnson's Wax has
(27:22):
been giving protection and beauty the floors, furniture, and woodwork everywhere.
It's sold in practically every country in the world. Order
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for this labor saving product listed on the package.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Your movement, Gie, it is not I just moved you
did not. I just moved this man over here For
why you great big boat biddle you need it? Look
here Megie, dear, old dear, this is where I came in.
I'm going to bed. Boys, good night, good night all.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
This is Harlow. Will God listen for the Americans of
Johnson's Blacks, Johnson fell folic and letting.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You all with us again next yusey night, good night.
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