May 30, 2025 • 28 mins
A comedic series featuring a married couple navigating daily life with humor and charm. Their interactions and misadventures provide lighthearted entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Transcribed The Fat Milk Program with Piper McGee and Molly.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
The first Evaporated Belts.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Tet Milk presents Piper McGee and Molly Fans Drives with
Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon, Arthaque Brand, Dick.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Mcgrand and The Hollow Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The show is written by Phil Leslie and Keith Fowler
and directed by Max Huddle, with music by The Kingsman
and Billie Mills Orchestra.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Health, Wealth and happiness.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's our wish for you for nineteen fifty two, and
you can do a lot to make part of that
wish come true.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You can help keep your family.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well and happy by seeing that they get lots of
good whole milk each day, and no milk you can buy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's better than pets evaporated milk.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No milk makes it easier to give your family this
needed protective food in such a variety of delicious ways.
You see just one point of pet milk supplies the
same nourishing milk substances that you get in a course
of bottled milk. Because pet milk is good, sweet country
milk with more than half the water taken out by evaporation.
So by using this concentrated milk. It's easy to put
(01:18):
extra amounts of those protective substances into many favorite family issues, creams,
meats and vegetables, gravies, custard puddings, cream pies to mention
a few, and of course in place of cream for coffee.
Forstart now to use pets evaporated milk in the many
ways it can be used to add extra nourishment to foods,
your family and joys. Let's pet milk help to make
(01:40):
nineteen fifty two a happy year for all of you.
To missus McGhee of seventy nine wistful Vista, today is
the beginning of a bright new year, full of hopes,
plans and dreams.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But to her husband, it's just another Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
As we joined, Piper McGhee and Mollie Oh McGee, I
wish you'd show a little more enthusiasm. This is the
first of January nineteen fifty two. After all, this is
a special day.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You know what's so special about it? Some came up
this morning on schedule and they'll go down this evening.
Conders don't clap a luxury tax on. It hasn't seemed
up about New Year's Day, that's a lot of squabble.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Well, now, the rest of the real doesn't feel that way.
Even the birds seemed to be singing a little bit louder.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
That's what I said. All this New Year's Day stuff
is for the birds. I mean one of them popcorn
balls off the Christmas tree with us.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Oh, dear, all you've done all day is e There
aren't many popcorn balls left either. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I only want one watch it. So I glad without
looking a while ago, and got what I thought was
a popcorn ball, and the rear end.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Off a wax rain.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Theer tasted horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Give me Oh, hurry up and eat it. Deary, we
should get started, you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Know, you promise Thomas Park.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh yeah, go to New Year's Calling with you.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, I'll go to see back. I'm looking forward to
visiting our friends today.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Well that's a.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Little New Year's stairs anyhow.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Sure anybody that you call at their house on New
Year's Day ought to serve some kind of refreshments. Man,
I'm running kind of law on popcorn balls.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
To look we got you want to make a New
Year's resolution.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Not to resolutions?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Pump, not me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Only reason people make resolutions anyhouse so they can break
them the next day.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That is now, is true?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
McGee?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh sometimes they break them the same day.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You take your uncle Dennis, when he was living with us.
He comes up to me on New Year's Day and
he says, McGee. He says, I made a resolution. I'm
never gonna take another drink. And I says, Uncle Dennis,
that's a fine resolution. You bet it is, says he,
whipping out of bottle.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Let's drink to it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, anyhow, I'm making some resolutions for myself. I've just
written out a list. Yeah. Yes, the first one is
lose some weight. Oh, I'm afraid I'm going to have
to start watching my figures now.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I've been watching. I've been watching your figure for years, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
And you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's not a bit you don't think so, No, sir,
your figure's fine for your age. And wait, thank you,
I think, Oh why I worry about it? My gosh,
when the girl has been married as long as you have, baby,
people don't expect her to have the figures she had
(04:58):
as to go, Hey, what you're doing, that's not that resolution,
you know.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I'm standing out the second one?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What's that? The second one?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Only have time to talks about McGee? Oh, don't get
your hand now, okay, great race, come in.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh hello Ali, missus McGee, Are you stopping to say
Happy New Year?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, I thank you, Olie.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We were just getting ready to go New Year's calling
our talk.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
We were just talking about New Year's resolutions. Only did
you make.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Any yes, missus setting up exercises the only be like
I was back in Sweden and I woke out in
the gymnasium. Oh were you an athletic boy?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Sure, be again.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I used to hang some sappees all morning and sing
some parallel boards all afternoon. Well now I'm skipping used
black iron. But there was fun trouble.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Ali?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
My legs guess so cun I had to walk on
my hands.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Go starting.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Now I'm gonna talk setting up exercises every night? Yeah
at night, she would, that's my daughter. Christina's boyfriend comes
over and he's ate the part that as long as
I'm setting up guarding the grocery som and as Lesby
took and said, no exercising.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Say, Ollie, is this Christina's steady boyfriend, the one with.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All that's the one measures the football player. Oh yeah,
Jumbo Stone, his name is, he said, quarterback with a
full back appetite. You know, Christmas night, we have two
turkies in the icebox. Jumbo Stone comes over next morning,
two carters, young Stone, polytop.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Both birds.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, and my message says, now she knows what they're
all saying. Means in two birds with one stone.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That happened New Year again brought your father.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Very knows the autoran wonderful moution.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Well here's that first stop, mister mple talk pushed the mother.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Da okay, Hello, mister.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Happy know you're a wimp.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Hello, thanks, what a nicer play douch money. We decided
to pay our friends a good old fashion New Year's
car is missus rymple Hall.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
No see face has gone to a meeting of the
Club Hall, the Women's Institute to Civilized Husbands, known for
short as the issue.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Sounds like a word wild group.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah, they're holding an election today and sweety Face expects.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
To be made chief witch.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh I feel that she's a perfect chase. I give
her lovely room for.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Christmas house free.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh I see you have some new things since we
were here last mister rymple. That bookcase for one.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Yeah that's new.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Seychase builded itself with her own big old hands.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Why that's remarkable.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
She also built that coffee table.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Really well, it's lovely and such a cute clochetted dardy
on it.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah, I do nice. Day two?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Don't die?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You run up that joy? We went?
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Yes, would you like to see some bath towels? I
croucheted missus McGee. A young says his on it, and
the other says kid, I could it be a kid?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
The other day, mister Rimper, we have more calls to me.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Oh, you mustn't leave until I give you some reforcements.
How about a slice of this sweep take I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Got time, I cofer hung for me?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Went ah, righty, I join you.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
But I need to need his resolution not to eat
sweeps his statue that please your teeth?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Resolution? Boy, you don't catch me mess enough?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
My hey?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Is that more food there on the table?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Yes, just a little snack I fixed pre please safe?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Good?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Would you care for some potato salad?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I've had it?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Plays say when.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No cooling win? That resolution suffers for the peasants, you know,
I ain't making any because the guy don't need him
when he leaves a good, normal, healthy, friendly, kindly, honest,
sincere kind of life, high lead boy.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Friend, heavenly j No, honestly, McGee, how was the chemed
of you? Did you have to make such a pig.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Of yourself when you get that pig stuff? Did you
ever see a piggy potato salad and.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Fruits takes.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
H you know what I mean? What about the right
balance in the smoke?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Dirty?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
They weren't as good as that turkey sandwich going. Hey,
I hope a figures don't come to come and hear yourself.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Have to know you mister me Oh, well, let's the
McGee come in come in New Year's call.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
On the trip, we're out seeing our friends, so we
thought we might go see you too.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Another friend of yours
is here too.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh while I hire pal, Happy New Year, mister Willcox,
the same to you, greeting her.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Well, sit down both, God, it's great. Relax with my
friends a little, but most of the morning.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
At the City Council meeting where I delivered my annual
New Year's address, I said, and I quote the members
of our city Council as Mayor of Wisfulmister, I feel
that our fair city will make great pride during this
year of nineteen forty nine.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
In my opinion, this is nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Good heavens, I've delivered that same speech for four years
and forgotten to change the day. You should make a
new Year's resolution to write a new one for next year,
mister mayor, don't you start with the resolution, junior? And
that's stuff for me? I said, it's a lot of poppycock,
and I'm one poppy that ain't going to go off
that cock.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Shilly stopped.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh now, wait a minute, there's nothing silly about it
that everybody makes new Year's resolution or I certainly I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Have resolved to give up cigars, and I've made a resolution.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Myself, as Julius Caesar said when the boys ganging up
on him the too boodle, which means the party's getting up.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Why don't you resolve to do, mister Wilcat.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
To take more walks and get more fresh air. That's
a fine idea, all yes. Instead of walking to the
market just once a day to buy a dozen cans
of set evaporated milk, I'll walk there twelve times a
day and buy one can at a time.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You buy curl cans of pet milk every day.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Of course, doesn't everyone?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
This may curdle your whole outlook on life.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
No they doesn't, mister Wilcax.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
What do you do with don those cans?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Why carry them around with me? Molly?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
When I eat in a restaurant, for instance, I always
leave away her a can of set, know, for a
tip instead.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Of just money.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
The next time you go back, they can't find the
table for you know, on the contrary panel, they're eager
to serve.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Is that so?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You see, waiters are experts on food, and they know
that pet milk is the secret of so many rich, nourishing,
delicious tasting dishes. They know that food goes through pett evaporated.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Milk is extra good and extra good for you to
hear me to real cat.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And then then they're the little children. Ah, yes, the
little children. Ah.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I often see them outside of candy shop, their little
noses flashed against the glass, yearning for the goodies they
cannot buy. Ay, I beckoned them to me, and in
each tiny hand I play a can of pet milk.
(14:50):
But you never buy them any can.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Oh, no, certainly not.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I'm sure they'd rather have fat because they've heard their
mothers say how pet milk helps them to grow strong
and tall, How it builds their little bodies into sturdy
young manhood the grounds too, and young woman.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
How it helps them build straight bones and good bouncy.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Someday, Junior, as you walk towards them little kitties outside
the candy store with the cans of pet milk rattling
around in your pockets, them little kiddies are gonna look
at you and say, mister Wilcox, you clink.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
If I may interrupt this discussion of minutesta, how about
some refreshments by some cake, some ice cream.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Mayor we've been eating all day.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
One of us says, I'll have a little Homer, let's
hold the dish, mcgie.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
There's plenty of ice cream, Justice say, when.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, boy, just shut the.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Reason.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I get such a bang out of these resolutions you
guys make with her. Here's gonaconomy.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I made a stack of them.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Oh, I made him last year at eight o'clock in
the morning. And most time you think I bought this ten,
I didn't say when I said.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Ten oh, pardon me.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That stuff is okay for you guys that need to
improve yourselves. But a guy that leaves are kind of
a good normal, healthy, friendly, kindly, honest, sincere kind of
life highly don't need um when.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Sweet generally.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Let's see now the old.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Timer lives along here somewhere?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Does he?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Dary? Next? Tup? Jill?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Hey, no, Molly, this New Year's call is kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Why saranity all the way? You must have added twenty
pounds since.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
We left home?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hold care timey new here?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I yank you too, Michelle's Now we're just out new
here calling all the time, and we shall come on in, kids,
come in, come in man, well half expeers, look from
my room, dar kind of my stuff, cordy little joint
you got here, old timer, if you can stand.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
It may not be a cash old kids. Maybe this
day call ain't exactly modrn, but to me it's a
goat snatched.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Well, we can't stave it a minute.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
We get to hey, let me get you kids some refreshments.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Now every day you come New Year's call him? How
about peace case? Nothing out here?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Talking boy?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I'm sorry, that's his wonderful cake.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Ted's good Docu made it for me with her own
two little heads and hands. Hand me that hammer and castles.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Tom, what kind of cake is it?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Palm cake? I'll tund you out a piece of this.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I'll sit down to day right out of my.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
New Year's resolution, I said, and the RUSI, my gosh,
you go for that bunk too. I've always been a
great hand for New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Kids. Made the first one when I was just a child, twenty.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
One twenty one.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I said, and I quote hi, here by the joms, to.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Stop chasing half the girls, chasing girls.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Did you stick to it?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Sure that Johnny.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
From that day on I never chased another girl, just women,
half of our poundcake. Kids look all televration happy. Here's
man ringing.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Down the rain, bringing thing sad all over.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
And go.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
On your hear moster messing, thank goss, and let's go
poking in the small.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
And everybody has and swinging.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Down the lane.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Everybody be grand swinging down the land.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That the time is.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Stack in my nose.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
When I'm all.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
When the moon is a.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Rise on the a.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Walking up with me.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Eyes like Leo sho, when the moon is.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Wait still waiting, things can be swinging down land where you.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Where moon is?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Honey, I am so.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Watching others making up.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Like we.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Were moning.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Way way you'll be playing with you, you know.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I find this whole thing very amusing, Mommy, this new
year resolution routine. Even the old timer goes for that stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think you'll find it. It's a pretty popular costume, though, dearies,
that was.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Me at anxiousy. Just think for a minute. All those
guys have took all the fun out of life for theirselves. Well,
Holy taking seven effects of her side. He's ambitious. What
Trivia is giving up cigar?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
He was smoking too?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Me Wally Wiple gonna cut off tweet past woolcos is
gonna take a long walk in the fresh air every day.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
It'll keep him healthy and even.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
In the old time. Are going to bed early.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Give me a spice of that fruitcake with us?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeh, Look we're walking along Oak Street, Cary, I don't
have any fruitcare in your purse.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
In my prayer, right, put a few splices of the
fruitcake in your purse of La Trivia's house. Sure, Oh,
I wrapped it up good knife in a napkins.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Oh, for heaven's sake, No no wonder this things elster
heavy here. Take it all out of here?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh no, no thanks. One piece is enough for an offense.
I'll ask you how I want another one? Oh hey,
by a strange coincidence, Doc Gamble's offices right here, let's
look in on the old boy.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
This is on a day, deary.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
He won't be in his offices, don't you worry?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
He'll be in. Well, look who's here?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Happy new year, Molly saying to you doctor, and a
jolly greeting.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
To you, even my boy, happy fifty two?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
That's all?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What did I tell you, Molly? While normal people are
home wresting up like they're supposed to, old money hungry
here keeps his office open so he can get rich
off of the sick and the wounded.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's a terrible thing to say.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I'm just kidding, Doc, Personally, I regard you not only
as a friend, but as a guy. That he's the
most prominent doctor in wistful distance. Well, thank you, but
I'm not really very prominent, I'm afraid, Paul, Sure you are, Doc,
Why my gosh, your stomach alone is as prominent as
any other complete doctor.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
You'd better move out of that glass house, before you
start throwing any rocks.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
He doesn't bother me, Molly, I'm used to him. What
did he do making New Year's resolution to be more
impossible than ever this year resolution?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Ah? He didn't make any of this year, doctor. No,
it is his contention that one needs no resolutions when
one lives a good, normal, healthy, friendly, kindly, honest, sincere
kind of life. Doctor who me?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I didn't recognize the description she had ahead. I've had
a lot of laughs out of all the silly resolutions
I've listened to so far. I fat, I will say, however,
that's all the hosts that we've been guessed of up
to now have all had the courtesy to offer us
some kind of refreshments. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, take nos,
it was thoughtless of me. I have something here that
(23:35):
a patient of mine brought me a beautiful fruitcake.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Ooh, what's a man or something wrong?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Day?
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Look at his face?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's as pretty as two tone green as I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
What's the matter, my boy?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I don't know, Doc, I just looked at that fruitcake
and all, Oh, my smah dear, what's he.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Been eating today?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Molly?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Besides fruitcake? Cookies, candy, potato, salad, smoked or food, chirpy
salted nuts, and.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Eight or ten.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Cigars popcorn balls?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh that's just great.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Take off your shirt, McGee? Okay, Doc? Oh is he
wearing a life preserver under his undershirted Mollia?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Oh that's McGee, not say that is Christmas living.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Has he been getting any exercise?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Well, he's been striking a lot of matches. He likes
his own cigars.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know you doing any walking three times a day?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Have import to the table and back to the dava?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh? Yeah? What is a doctor?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
That serious?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Kny? You can tell me. I'll be brave, hold my hand.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's the life you've been living, my boy. Nothing drastic,
but you will have to mend your ways a little.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Anything, Doc, anything?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (25:02):
What I have to do?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Five simple things?
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Simple?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Molly?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
You see that he doesn't no cigars, no sweet regular exercise,
get to bed early, take a long walk every morning.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Have to use your resolutions day.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Oh this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hiber and Malla return in the allment.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Since this is the day for resolutions, Suppose you resolve
in nineteen fifty two. You have more delicious meals that
lower costs not possible. Oh, yes, it is when you
use pets evaporated milk. There are so many ways you
can use pet milk in place of foods that cost more.
For breading chops and cutlets, for example, use pets milk
in place of eggs in mashed potatoes, use pets milk
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in place of butter in your coffee, use pets milk
in place of cream, and in special whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Desserts, use low cost pet milk in place.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of expensive whipping cream. You can use pet milk these
many ways because it's a concentrated milk, concentrated to double
richness by evaporation, and in every case the food you
fix with pet milk will taste.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Extra good and cost less. That's right.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
For pet milk costs less generally than bottled milk or
any other form of milk, and much much less than cream.
So in nineteen fifty two, do what other good cooks do.
Use pets evaporated milk and enjoy better food at lower cost.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Are you comfortablely on the damned parking Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, I feel okay, I guess see, I'm sure glad
I got a chance to visit all our little friends
before I got took sick.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Well that's a very nice hockey.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
It would have been awful if I'd have got took
sick before I got a chance to eat all that
swell turkeys and potato sourads and smoke toysters and fruit
cakes and popcorn balls and.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
All the rest you need rest, especially your mouth. Okay,
good night, good night, and happy New Year everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
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Speaker 4 (27:21):
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Speaker 2 (27:23):
Won't you?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
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by changing your looks? Well that's what a young friend
of Sally Connor's does with surprising results.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
In the Story of the Week on pet Milk's Mary.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
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Speaker 5 (28:16):
Boom
Transcribed The Fat Milk Program with Piper McGee and Molly.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
The first Evaporated Belts.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Tet Milk presents Piper McGee and Molly Fans Drives with
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Mcgrand and The Hollow Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:38):
Health, Wealth and happiness.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's our wish for you for nineteen fifty two, and
you can do a lot to make part of that
wish come true.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You can help keep your family.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well and happy by seeing that they get lots of
good whole milk each day, and no milk you can buy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's better than pets evaporated milk.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No milk makes it easier to give your family this
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You see just one point of pet milk supplies the
same nourishing milk substances that you get in a course
of bottled milk. Because pet milk is good, sweet country
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extra amounts of those protective substances into many favorite family issues, creams,
meats and vegetables, gravies, custard puddings, cream pies to mention
a few, and of course in place of cream for coffee.
Forstart now to use pets evaporated milk in the many
ways it can be used to add extra nourishment to foods,
your family and joys. Let's pet milk help to make
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nineteen fifty two a happy year for all of you.
To missus McGhee of seventy nine wistful Vista, today is
the beginning of a bright new year, full of hopes,
plans and dreams.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But to her husband, it's just another Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
As we joined, Piper McGhee and Mollie Oh McGee, I
wish you'd show a little more enthusiasm. This is the
first of January nineteen fifty two. After all, this is
a special day.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You know what's so special about it? Some came up
this morning on schedule and they'll go down this evening.
Conders don't clap a luxury tax on. It hasn't seemed
up about New Year's Day, that's a lot of squabble.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Well, now, the rest of the real doesn't feel that way.
Even the birds seemed to be singing a little bit louder.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
That's what I said. All this New Year's Day stuff
is for the birds. I mean one of them popcorn
balls off the Christmas tree with us.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Oh, dear, all you've done all day is e There
aren't many popcorn balls left either. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I only want one watch it. So I glad without
looking a while ago, and got what I thought was
a popcorn ball, and the rear end.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Off a wax rain.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Theer tasted horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Give me Oh, hurry up and eat it. Deary, we
should get started, you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Know, you promise Thomas Park.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh yeah, go to New Year's Calling with you.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, I'll go to see back. I'm looking forward to
visiting our friends today.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Well that's a.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Little New Year's stairs anyhow.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Sure anybody that you call at their house on New
Year's Day ought to serve some kind of refreshments. Man,
I'm running kind of law on popcorn balls.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
To look we got you want to make a New
Year's resolution.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Not to resolutions?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Pump, not me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Only reason people make resolutions anyhouse so they can break
them the next day.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That is now, is true?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
McGee?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh sometimes they break them the same day.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You take your uncle Dennis, when he was living with us.
He comes up to me on New Year's Day and
he says, McGee. He says, I made a resolution. I'm
never gonna take another drink. And I says, Uncle Dennis,
that's a fine resolution. You bet it is, says he,
whipping out of bottle.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Let's drink to it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, anyhow, I'm making some resolutions for myself. I've just
written out a list. Yeah. Yes, the first one is
lose some weight. Oh, I'm afraid I'm going to have
to start watching my figures now.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I've been watching. I've been watching your figure for years, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
And you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's not a bit you don't think so, No, sir,
your figure's fine for your age. And wait, thank you,
I think, Oh why I worry about it? My gosh,
when the girl has been married as long as you have, baby,
people don't expect her to have the figures she had
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as to go, Hey, what you're doing, that's not that resolution,
you know.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I'm standing out the second one?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What's that? The second one?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Only have time to talks about McGee? Oh, don't get
your hand now, okay, great race, come in.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh hello Ali, missus McGee, Are you stopping to say
Happy New Year?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, I thank you, Olie.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We were just getting ready to go New Year's calling
our talk.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
We were just talking about New Year's resolutions. Only did
you make.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Any yes, missus setting up exercises the only be like
I was back in Sweden and I woke out in
the gymnasium. Oh were you an athletic boy?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Sure, be again.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I used to hang some sappees all morning and sing
some parallel boards all afternoon. Well now I'm skipping used
black iron. But there was fun trouble.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Ali?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
My legs guess so cun I had to walk on
my hands.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Go starting.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Now I'm gonna talk setting up exercises every night? Yeah
at night, she would, that's my daughter. Christina's boyfriend comes
over and he's ate the part that as long as
I'm setting up guarding the grocery som and as Lesby
took and said, no exercising.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Say, Ollie, is this Christina's steady boyfriend, the one with.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All that's the one measures the football player. Oh yeah,
Jumbo Stone, his name is, he said, quarterback with a
full back appetite. You know, Christmas night, we have two
turkies in the icebox. Jumbo Stone comes over next morning,
two carters, young Stone, polytop.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Both birds.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, and my message says, now she knows what they're
all saying. Means in two birds with one stone.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That happened New Year again brought your father.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Very knows the autoran wonderful moution.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Well here's that first stop, mister mple talk pushed the mother.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Da okay, Hello, mister.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Happy know you're a wimp.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Hello, thanks, what a nicer play douch money. We decided
to pay our friends a good old fashion New Year's
car is missus rymple Hall.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
No see face has gone to a meeting of the
Club Hall, the Women's Institute to Civilized Husbands, known for
short as the issue.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Sounds like a word wild group.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah, they're holding an election today and sweety Face expects.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
To be made chief witch.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh I feel that she's a perfect chase. I give
her lovely room for.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Christmas house free.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh I see you have some new things since we
were here last mister rymple. That bookcase for one.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Yeah that's new.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Seychase builded itself with her own big old hands.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Why that's remarkable.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
She also built that coffee table.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Really well, it's lovely and such a cute clochetted dardy
on it.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah, I do nice. Day two?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Don't die?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You run up that joy? We went?
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Yes, would you like to see some bath towels? I
croucheted missus McGee. A young says his on it, and
the other says kid, I could it be a kid?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
The other day, mister Rimper, we have more calls to me.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Oh, you mustn't leave until I give you some reforcements.
How about a slice of this sweep take I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Got time, I cofer hung for me?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Went ah, righty, I join you.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
But I need to need his resolution not to eat
sweeps his statue that please your teeth?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Resolution? Boy, you don't catch me mess enough?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
My hey?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Is that more food there on the table?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Yes, just a little snack I fixed pre please safe?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Good?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Would you care for some potato salad?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I've had it?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Plays say when.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No cooling win? That resolution suffers for the peasants, you know,
I ain't making any because the guy don't need him
when he leaves a good, normal, healthy, friendly, kindly, honest,
sincere kind of life, high lead boy.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Friend, heavenly j No, honestly, McGee, how was the chemed
of you? Did you have to make such a pig.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Of yourself when you get that pig stuff? Did you
ever see a piggy potato salad and.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Fruits takes.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
H you know what I mean? What about the right
balance in the smoke?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Dirty?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
They weren't as good as that turkey sandwich going. Hey,
I hope a figures don't come to come and hear yourself.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Have to know you mister me Oh, well, let's the
McGee come in come in New Year's call.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
On the trip, we're out seeing our friends, so we
thought we might go see you too.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Another friend of yours
is here too.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh while I hire pal, Happy New Year, mister Willcox,
the same to you, greeting her.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Well, sit down both, God, it's great. Relax with my
friends a little, but most of the morning.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
At the City Council meeting where I delivered my annual
New Year's address, I said, and I quote the members
of our city Council as Mayor of Wisfulmister, I feel
that our fair city will make great pride during this
year of nineteen forty nine.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
In my opinion, this is nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Good heavens, I've delivered that same speech for four years
and forgotten to change the day. You should make a
new Year's resolution to write a new one for next year,
mister mayor, don't you start with the resolution, junior? And
that's stuff for me? I said, it's a lot of poppycock,
and I'm one poppy that ain't going to go off
that cock.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Shilly stopped.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh now, wait a minute, there's nothing silly about it
that everybody makes new Year's resolution or I certainly I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Have resolved to give up cigars, and I've made a resolution.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Myself, as Julius Caesar said when the boys ganging up
on him the too boodle, which means the party's getting up.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Why don't you resolve to do, mister Wilcat.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
To take more walks and get more fresh air. That's
a fine idea, all yes. Instead of walking to the
market just once a day to buy a dozen cans
of set evaporated milk, I'll walk there twelve times a
day and buy one can at a time.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You buy curl cans of pet milk every day.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Of course, doesn't everyone?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
This may curdle your whole outlook on life.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
No they doesn't, mister Wilcax.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
What do you do with don those cans?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Why carry them around with me? Molly?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
When I eat in a restaurant, for instance, I always
leave away her a can of set, know, for a
tip instead.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Of just money.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
The next time you go back, they can't find the
table for you know, on the contrary panel, they're eager
to serve.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Is that so?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You see, waiters are experts on food, and they know
that pet milk is the secret of so many rich, nourishing,
delicious tasting dishes. They know that food goes through pett evaporated.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Milk is extra good and extra good for you to
hear me to real cat.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And then then they're the little children. Ah, yes, the
little children. Ah.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I often see them outside of candy shop, their little
noses flashed against the glass, yearning for the goodies they
cannot buy. Ay, I beckoned them to me, and in
each tiny hand I play a can of pet milk.
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But you never buy them any can.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Oh, no, certainly not.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I'm sure they'd rather have fat because they've heard their
mothers say how pet milk helps them to grow strong
and tall, How it builds their little bodies into sturdy
young manhood the grounds too, and young woman.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
How it helps them build straight bones and good bouncy.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Someday, Junior, as you walk towards them little kitties outside
the candy store with the cans of pet milk rattling
around in your pockets, them little kiddies are gonna look
at you and say, mister Wilcox, you clink.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
If I may interrupt this discussion of minutesta, how about
some refreshments by some cake, some ice cream.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Mayor we've been eating all day.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
One of us says, I'll have a little Homer, let's
hold the dish, mcgie.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
There's plenty of ice cream, Justice say, when.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, boy, just shut the.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Reason.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I get such a bang out of these resolutions you
guys make with her. Here's gonaconomy.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I made a stack of them.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Oh, I made him last year at eight o'clock in
the morning. And most time you think I bought this ten,
I didn't say when I said.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Ten oh, pardon me.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That stuff is okay for you guys that need to
improve yourselves. But a guy that leaves are kind of
a good normal, healthy, friendly, kindly, honest, sincere kind of
life highly don't need um when.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Sweet generally.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Let's see now the old.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Timer lives along here somewhere?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Does he?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Dary? Next? Tup? Jill?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Hey, no, Molly, this New Year's call is kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Why saranity all the way? You must have added twenty
pounds since.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
We left home?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hold care timey new here?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I yank you too, Michelle's Now we're just out new
here calling all the time, and we shall come on in, kids,
come in, come in man, well half expeers, look from
my room, dar kind of my stuff, cordy little joint
you got here, old timer, if you can stand.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
It may not be a cash old kids. Maybe this
day call ain't exactly modrn, but to me it's a
goat snatched.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Well, we can't stave it a minute.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
We get to hey, let me get you kids some refreshments.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Now every day you come New Year's call him? How
about peace case? Nothing out here?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Talking boy?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I'm sorry, that's his wonderful cake.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Ted's good Docu made it for me with her own
two little heads and hands. Hand me that hammer and castles.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Tom, what kind of cake is it?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Palm cake? I'll tund you out a piece of this.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I'll sit down to day right out of my.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
New Year's resolution, I said, and the RUSI, my gosh,
you go for that bunk too. I've always been a
great hand for New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Kids. Made the first one when I was just a child, twenty.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
One twenty one.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I said, and I quote hi, here by the joms, to.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Stop chasing half the girls, chasing girls.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Did you stick to it?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Sure that Johnny.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
From that day on I never chased another girl, just women,
half of our poundcake. Kids look all televration happy. Here's
man ringing.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Down the rain, bringing thing sad all over.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
And go.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
On your hear moster messing, thank goss, and let's go
poking in the small.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
And everybody has and swinging.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Down the lane.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Everybody be grand swinging down the land.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That the time is.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Stack in my nose.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
When I'm all.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
When the moon is a.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Rise on the a.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Walking up with me.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Eyes like Leo sho, when the moon is.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Wait still waiting, things can be swinging down land where you.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Where moon is?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Honey, I am so.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Watching others making up.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Like we.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Were moning.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Way way you'll be playing with you, you know.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I find this whole thing very amusing, Mommy, this new
year resolution routine. Even the old timer goes for that stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think you'll find it. It's a pretty popular costume, though, dearies,
that was.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Me at anxiousy. Just think for a minute. All those
guys have took all the fun out of life for theirselves. Well,
Holy taking seven effects of her side. He's ambitious. What
Trivia is giving up cigar?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
He was smoking too?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Me Wally Wiple gonna cut off tweet past woolcos is
gonna take a long walk in the fresh air every day.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
It'll keep him healthy and even.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
In the old time. Are going to bed early.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Give me a spice of that fruitcake with us?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeh, Look we're walking along Oak Street, Cary, I don't
have any fruitcare in your purse.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
In my prayer, right, put a few splices of the
fruitcake in your purse of La Trivia's house. Sure, Oh,
I wrapped it up good knife in a napkins.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Oh, for heaven's sake, No no wonder this things elster
heavy here. Take it all out of here?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh no, no thanks. One piece is enough for an offense.
I'll ask you how I want another one? Oh hey,
by a strange coincidence, Doc Gamble's offices right here, let's
look in on the old boy.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
This is on a day, deary.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
He won't be in his offices, don't you worry?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
He'll be in. Well, look who's here?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Happy new year, Molly saying to you doctor, and a
jolly greeting.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
To you, even my boy, happy fifty two?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
That's all?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What did I tell you, Molly? While normal people are
home wresting up like they're supposed to, old money hungry
here keeps his office open so he can get rich
off of the sick and the wounded.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's a terrible thing to say.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I'm just kidding, Doc, Personally, I regard you not only
as a friend, but as a guy. That he's the
most prominent doctor in wistful distance. Well, thank you, but
I'm not really very prominent, I'm afraid, Paul, Sure you are, Doc,
Why my gosh, your stomach alone is as prominent as
any other complete doctor.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
You'd better move out of that glass house, before you
start throwing any rocks.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
He doesn't bother me, Molly, I'm used to him. What
did he do making New Year's resolution to be more
impossible than ever this year resolution?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Ah? He didn't make any of this year, doctor. No,
it is his contention that one needs no resolutions when
one lives a good, normal, healthy, friendly, kindly, honest, sincere
kind of life. Doctor who me?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I didn't recognize the description she had ahead. I've had
a lot of laughs out of all the silly resolutions
I've listened to so far. I fat, I will say, however,
that's all the hosts that we've been guessed of up
to now have all had the courtesy to offer us
some kind of refreshments. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, take nos,
it was thoughtless of me. I have something here that
(23:35):
a patient of mine brought me a beautiful fruitcake.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Ooh, what's a man or something wrong?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Day?
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Look at his face?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's as pretty as two tone green as I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
What's the matter, my boy?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I don't know, Doc, I just looked at that fruitcake
and all, Oh, my smah dear, what's he.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Been eating today?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Molly?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Besides fruitcake? Cookies, candy, potato, salad, smoked or food, chirpy
salted nuts, and.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Eight or ten.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Cigars popcorn balls?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh that's just great.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Take off your shirt, McGee? Okay, Doc? Oh is he
wearing a life preserver under his undershirted Mollia?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Oh that's McGee, not say that is Christmas living.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Has he been getting any exercise?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Well, he's been striking a lot of matches. He likes
his own cigars.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know you doing any walking three times a day?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Have import to the table and back to the dava?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh? Yeah? What is a doctor?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
That serious?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Kny? You can tell me. I'll be brave, hold my hand.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's the life you've been living, my boy. Nothing drastic,
but you will have to mend your ways a little.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Anything, Doc, anything?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (25:02):
What I have to do?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Five simple things?
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Simple?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Molly?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
You see that he doesn't no cigars, no sweet regular exercise,
get to bed early, take a long walk every morning.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Have to use your resolutions day.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Oh this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hiber and Malla return in the allment.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Since this is the day for resolutions, Suppose you resolve
in nineteen fifty two. You have more delicious meals that
lower costs not possible. Oh, yes, it is when you
use pets evaporated milk. There are so many ways you
can use pet milk in place of foods that cost more.
For breading chops and cutlets, for example, use pets milk
in place of eggs in mashed potatoes, use pets milk
(25:56):
in place of butter in your coffee, use pets milk
in place of cream, and in special whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Desserts, use low cost pet milk in place.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of expensive whipping cream. You can use pet milk these
many ways because it's a concentrated milk, concentrated to double
richness by evaporation, and in every case the food you
fix with pet milk will taste.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Extra good and cost less. That's right.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
For pet milk costs less generally than bottled milk or
any other form of milk, and much much less than cream.
So in nineteen fifty two, do what other good cooks do.
Use pets evaporated milk and enjoy better food at lower cost.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Are you comfortablely on the damned parking Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, I feel okay, I guess see, I'm sure glad
I got a chance to visit all our little friends
before I got took sick.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Well that's a very nice hockey.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
It would have been awful if I'd have got took
sick before I got a chance to eat all that
swell turkeys and potato sourads and smoke toysters and fruit
cakes and popcorn balls and.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
All the rest you need rest, especially your mouth. Okay,
good night, good night, and happy New Year everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
The first e Operated Milk tet Milk brings you fell
the MC game alad each week at this time.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Be with us again next Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Won't you?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Have you ever tried to change your whole life just
by changing your looks? Well that's what a young friend
of Sally Connor's does with surprising results.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
In the Story of the Week on pet Milk's Mary.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Lee Taylor Program next Saturday morning, and immediately following the
Story of the Week, Mary Lee Taylor gives you the
special husband tested Recipe of the Week for a main
dish that's a big hits with men, barbecued corn and meatballs.
Be sure to enjoy pet Milks Big double Feature Mary
Lee Taylor Program next Saturday morning over this same NBC stage.
(28:09):
This program was transcribed Next It's Playhouse on Broadway on
NDC
Speaker 5 (28:16):
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