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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's time for
SideQuest.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome to SideQuest.
This is the part of Gamertagwhere we just chill as a team
and hang out and kind of wanderoff the main road.
So we're not going to be deepdiving into Gamertags in this
episode.
Instead, we've got something alittle bit more unpredictable.
So tonight, as a team, we'regoing to be breaking out the
wheel of questions.
Yeah, it's kind of chaos.
We're going to spin a wheel ofquestions for some weird
hypotheticals and conversationstarters that we probably have
(00:43):
no business answering.
So we'll give it a spin, seewhere it lands and just roll
with it.
You should expect some laughs,some tangents, maybe some
questionable life advice anddefinitely no guarantee that
we'll stay on topic.
So joining me tonight on thisride is Sushi.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hey friends.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Portabella.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Ryan Osiris.
Hey, how are you now, marthaMaple?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And me Scarto46.
As a team, we're just going tolike click this button and see
what questions we get and justget this magic started.
Are you all ready?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
to roll the dice on
this wheel of questions.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Let's do it, yep, all
right, here we go.
I thought it was a drum rollnot quite not quite oh it claps.
I like the claps okay, so it'son the wheel, and the question
is you've committed a podcast,felony.
What did you do?
I deleted it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And the question is
you've committed a podcast,
felony.
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I deleted it Maybe,
yeah, all right that would be
bad.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Wait, are we talking
about the production side?
Because I feel like that's mybiggest fear.
I wouldn't be working with realfiles and all of a sudden we
have hours of content and thenit's just suddenly gone.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I mean yeah, oh,
that'd be fun for sure.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I would actually
delete a file and then it'd be
over.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I played with a
soundboard when Skardo told me
not to.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think my biggest
fear is exactly what I did to
Rhinoceros on episode one, whichis bringing a guest on with no
earthly idea of what I would askand then ask them random
questions they weren't preparedfor.
That's exactly what I did tohim.
That was probably a podcast,felony.
Yeah, and we're still friends.
Yeah, we're still friends.
I'm not a felon, martha Maple.
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What about you?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I don't know.
I guess I'm scared that I'mgonna be too rowdy during an
interview I mean that's valid.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I think I'm afraid of
that too.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, I get that like
pg-13 or like tvMA rowdy.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Just like talking way
too much.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Because you get
excited.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean.
But you know that's okay.
We've had some really coolguests so far, right, and we've
been engaged in a lot of like.
After the episode with Malbred,we hung out for like an extra
hour and a half just hanging outwith Mal, so maybe that's what
you're saying.
That could have been afour-hour episode on accident,
just because you were so engaged.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh, easily, Like I'm
pretty sure Portabella is going
to have to cut like 30 minutesof me and Mal just talking about
books.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And how you would
decorate with them.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Mm-hmm, and how much
I love them and all of the
recommendations that I have.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Or she'll be taking
notes and totally forget about
the time or that, or somepossibility.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Ryan, what were you
going to say?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, I was just going
to say you'll have to cut out
all the ketchup and peanutbutter.
We were talking about all kindsof weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
We were talking about
dill pickle and I'm still upset
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh yeah, it was a.
That was like a side questepisode all in itself, all the
little tangents we went on.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But we did find out
that ketchup is the best
condiment, right?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I mean, that was a
universal truth, I don't think
that we did, did we find thatout.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I'm glad that we all
discovered that together Did you
pull a bunch of three-year-olds.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Have you ever had
ranch Scardo?
Do you eat ranch on hot dogs?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'll eat ranch on
anything.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's insane.
All right well, maybe wehaven't committed a podcast
felony yet, but it sounds likewe all have things we're worried
about.
That could be a felony.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Good to know it's out
there already.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I meanness is key.
Alright, should we roll again?
Let's do it, okay, alrightlet's see where we land on.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Uh-oh, that sounds
terrible already.
Yes, Shit.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, so who in the
cast would get canceled first
and what would the clip be?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Who would get?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
canceled first.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I think I can very
confidently say it would be me
yelling at Ryan.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Or something.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I would say probably
Rhino, I think that he has.
I think in one conversation hesaid he's a what did you say?
An adventurous eater.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, he eats
kangaroo.
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think we could
probably get canceled over that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I also will just say
stuff to see how people react
sometimes.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah the chaotic
energy.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
So yeah, it might be me.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I think Portabella
has a different take.
Go ahead, portabella, I'm readyfor it.
I don't actually really know.
I mean, you've edited all thepodcasts who's the most likely
to get canceled?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I think if Scardo
talked about the way that he
eats pancakes, he would getcanceled.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I said, for sure what
do you mean yeah, dry what do
you mean don't?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
pretend like we
didn't have a two-hour
conversation about thisyesterday that I eat dry
pancakes.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That's a problem for
everyone on the planet and wash
it down with a corona.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, I mean yeah yeah
, I mean breakfast the dry
pancakes by itself upsets meenough what I didn't tell you
guys is it was pancake tacos.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know like you put
eggs and bacon in a taco and a
pancake.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, I love how you do
that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
The only saving thing
about, or the only thing that
could potentially make any senseabout, this is I started to
think about it a little furtherand I was like well, I guess
McDonald's does a McGriddlewhere they do like pancake syrup
, egg and bacon in a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It has syrup in it,
though know it has syrup in it,
though it has syrup in it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, I will tell you
this it was a bit challenging,
because then do you pour thesyrup on your pancake taco, like
salsa, which he attempted, andthen it just like dribbled all
down his arm and it was no, Inever did that, like I knew the
gravity against me.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, yeah, exactly,
you dip it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yes, don't act like
you're the authority.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You ate it dry well,
because it seemed like the most
efficient way to get thepancakes into my body pancake
tacos, to be clear.
But the corona part of it, I'llagree was a little weird.
I wouldn't it was after 12o'clock well, yeah, but I mean I
would advise a different beer.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
If you're gonna do
pancake, tacos and beer, you
know yeah, like a nice, like abirth, a breakfast or something
oh yeah that sounds good.
I'm saying like a michelobultra or like a coffee porter.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh my god coffee
porter or like a pecan a
michelob ultra oh, he was eatinga pancake taco, but watching
his carb apparently yeah, that'sright.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Watching my carbs, I
need that 100 calorie, michelob
wait.
So we're back on topic.
Who's the most likely to getcancelled?
I agree, it's me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm the problem, it's
me.
What would the?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
clip the clip be.
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Ryan on this one.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, the clip would
be example A.
When I said, you said we canjust all say whatever words we
want on three and just clap, youknow.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I still stand by that
.
I heard you say PG-13 at somepoint and you get one F word in
PG-13.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Portobello's the
expert on these rules, not me.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I don't make them For
the record.
Scarlet really did say this.
I'm so worried I can't think ofthe word now.
He gaslit you so hard.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
He gaslit me.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, because he did
say that.
Thank you oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, our editor
would know if you said that see,
I told you scardo.
All right, one f word, I'msaving it, I'm not gonna tell
you you don't know when it'sgonna happen, but it's gonna
happen.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Don't forget this
time I no promises martha, I
don't think you would getcanceled, because everyone that
we interact with is like oh,martha's so cool, you know.
So I don't think you would getcanceled.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, but not
everybody has seen me yell at
Ryan.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
But she's really mean
to me off of the recordings.
Y'all help, send help.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Also, they're best
friends.
Send help yeah.
We're besties for the restiesthey're best friends.
Yeah, we're besties for theresties, besties for the resties
.
So you nerds want to roll again, or what?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay, here we go.
Will in the sky.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know if we
have the copyright for that.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
This is going to be
awesome oh this is going to be
great, what's your entrancemusic and pick one for everyone
else.
You're the music professionalhere.
Yeah, do you want?
Me to go first, what's yourentrance music.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Greatest Titan in
North America.
It's a song that I had AI writefor me.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Do you have a?
Maybe?
No one's heard that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Greatest Titan in
North America.
It's a song that I had.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
AI write for me Maybe
no one's heard that single.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
We can insert a clip
right here.
I'll send it to you.
Just play it right now.
What are you waiting on?
I don't have it up on mycomputer, Well we've got time.
I don't want to have to go find.
It All right, give me twoseconds.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That took a lot of
arm twisting.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, my arm wrestled
into the ground for him to play
his entrance music.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I do feel strongly
the world deserves to hear it
though.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I agree, I'm trying
to find it.
It's on my other computer.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
We have to pick music
for everyone else too.
I can't even pick a song formyself.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Rhinoceros has to
pick the music for each one of
us.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I have to pick the
music for everybody.
Yeah, you're going to pick asong.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I have a walk-on song
.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You're welcome to
throw that opinion to Rhin
osiris, but he's he makes themusic around here, I don't make
the room I don't think that'show that question works how do
you think it works?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
we all answer the
question cool, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Well, I'm going to
concede to portabella's point.
Do you have an insurance song?
And what is it?
Sushi?
It sounds like you have anentrance song.
And what is it, sushi?
It sounds like you have anentrance song.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I do.
It is Jay-Z public serviceannouncement.
But I'm just doing it, play itloud, roll my windows down and I
feel like I am the one.
It's a lot to say.
Okay, he was like my all-timefavorite, so like I mean he's
got a vibe, but it's not likethe whole thing.
It's like maybe like the first30 seconds, maybe portobello do
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you have one uh, I think I haveone um, I wasn't too a lot.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I've been listening
to a lot of fleetwood mac
recently because of schoolprojects and stuff like that.
It's not technically FleetwoodMac, but it's Stevie Nicks, so
mine would probably be Edge ofSeventeen.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I knew you were going
to say that that's what I was
going to pick for you actually.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Gordo, very
interested to know.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
This is a very
challenging question for me,
because music is like asoundtrack to my life and,
depending on the day, the songchanges.
So today, today, right now, inthis moment, at the moment,
today, hold on, I gotta look itup.
Okay, it would be John theRevelator by Curtis Curtis,
(12:56):
stegers, stegers okay yeah, itwas famous in like Sons of
Anarchy back in the day.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Great song.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Martha Maple, do you
have a song?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, my song would
be Driving Myself Home by Rose
Betts.
It's a song about a girl thatgets set up on a date and her
favorite part of the date iswhen she drove herself home.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
And that just really
resonates with me.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I love Rose Betts.
I'm obsessed with her.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
She's so good, she's
so good I'm obsessed with her.
She's like.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Irish Adele Irish
Adele.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I sent you the song.
It's like Adele and Regina.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Spector kind of mixed
together music-wise.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It was a pretty song.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I can't get this to
work, but it's.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I've got it.
Are you in my stream?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Everybody get into
Martha's stream so we can hear
the song.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yep, and it's a two
and a half minute song.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
We don't have to just
listen through it after the
first chorus and it's a two anda half minute song, so you don't
have to just listen through itafter the first chorus.
All right, that's good.
It's so good it's like an animeopening.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's just two minutes
.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Did you make that
cover right there?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, it made that for
me.
Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
It's not quite a rhino, it'slike a cloud Godzilla or
something.
I Amazing.
It's not quite a rhino, it'slike a cloud Godzilla or
something.
I could pick songs foreverybody, or we were just
picking ours.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, while you were
looking for the song, and Martha
found your song first.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I know.
Thanks, Martha.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We all delivered our
songs.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Cool, I got you back.
Bestie.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Ready to roll again?
Yes, but you're not sharing.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm not streaming
anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, I'm on it, I'm
on All right, thank you.
Be our last question for thisepisode of the wheel of
questions as part of this sidequest.
We'll have a few more afterthis episode, that is, but this
will be our last one here, sohere we go.
Okay, question is martha maplewhat's your in case of emergency
(15:16):
?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
go viral clip well,
when me and mephisto used to
game all the time we playedWarzone and I have a clip of
just a bunch of times when hewas getting killed by
helicopters and I tried to editit in a way that gave a
(15:40):
narrative and I love it sofreaking much and I watch it at
least twice a year and dielaughing and send it to him.
So that would probably be it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's pretty dope
dude.
Step back in here you'replaying.
What were you saying, warzone?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Playing Warzone, yeah
.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What does this even
mean?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Whoa sorry, which
part.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
This question Like a
clip of what Like your life,
your.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I mean, if you want
to go deep like that, I don't
know what this question meansReally, you know.
That's why it's a chaos wheel.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You added it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, all right,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I think people this
is terrible, but I think people
falling is hilarious.
What?
Why no?
No, it's just like as an adult,you don't think about falling,
like you've got all your senses.
So when I see an adult fall, Ithink it's hilarious.
I would probably a viral clipwould probably be me falling
somewhere.
But, like something like thatlike climbing up the stairs or
something you know Falling upthe stairs.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's dark, that's
very dark.
There's times where I've fallenand you get up off the ground
and you look around like no onesaw you.
That's what you're talkingabout.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
If no one saw you,
there's a reason.
This stuff goes viral.
Exactly If I fall down inpublic.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I'm laying there and
pretending I'm dead.
I'd be so embarrassed.
They're taking me to thehospital.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
They're going to feel
so bad for laughing at me Like
fake a serious injury.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I'm not getting up.
I couldn't handle.
I couldn't handle the shame.
My go-to emergency, whateverthe question was.
There's a clip of Diluted Spine, who was our second guest when
he used to stream, trying tospell Toyota.
But he's trying to spell itwith a D, so it's T-O-Y-O-D-A,
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but he's just like T-O-Y-A.
No, and it's like 45 seconds ofhim trying to spell it and then
the others of us in theremaking fun of him for it, and
it's legitimately one of myfavorite clips.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I would like to see
this please.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I will share it after
this.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I saw it before the.
It was Ryan Oster's right, itwas 45 seconds of trying to
spell Toyota.
It was intense, it was awesome,all right, well, cool.
So that's going to do it forthis episode of SideQuest.
We'll have a couple moreepisodes of the Wheel of
Questions that we'll do as acast.
So come back and join us forthe next episode of SideQuest,
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and thanks for hanging out withus tonight.
Bye guys, bye, goodbye.
(18:37):
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