September 30, 2025 • 29 mins
The wheel spins one last time. In the final chapter of our Side Quest Wheel of Questions mini-series, the Gamertagged crew closes out this trilogy with wild hypotheticals, ruthless cast rankings, and the great debate of Team Runner vs. Team Twinkie. Perfect for fans of gaming podcasts, funny crew banter, and unpredictable community challenges.
In this finale of Side Quest: Wheel of Questions, the full cast — Sue-She, Portabella, Ryanocerus, Marthah Maple, and host Scarto46 — dives into unpredictable prompts pulled straight from the Wheel of Questions. From choosing apocalypse survival squads and debating podcast red flags, to deciding who’d betray the crew in Among Us, rank each other’s gaming party roles like it’s an RPG, or start a cult “accidentally,” nothing is safe and no one escapes the chaos. It’s all laughter, mock betrayals, and a few moments of suspiciously heartfelt honesty as we close out this Side Quest trilogy with the Gamertagged community.
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We talk:
– The biggest red flags in podcasts (and how we avoid them)
– Who betrays the group first in Among Us
– Building the ultimate apocalypse survival team
– Which cast member would be voted off the reality show first
– The most unhinged things we’ve posted online
– Gaming party roles: Tanks, DPS, Healers… and Twinkie hoarders
– Who’s most likely to start a cult (accidentally)
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's time for.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
SideQuest Nuggies comfort food wasn't there to
keep it, tvma for all thoselittle kids who are listening to
the podcast for some reason.
Mr Chicken.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Nuggies.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Chicken.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Nuggies.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm going to change it to Mr PG-13 is what I'm going
to change it to hey everyone,welcome back to the final
episode of SideQuest with theWheel of Questions.
Today we'll hang out, loosenthe straps, kick back and wander
off the main road a little bitin this side quest.
We're not going to be deepdiving into gamer tags today.
Instead we've got something alittle bit more unpredictable.
(00:52):
So tonight we're breaking outthe wheel of questions, loaded
with questions we probablyshouldn't always answer Random
questions, weird hypotheticals,conversation starters, and we'll
probably just get super offtopic.
So we'll give it a spin, seewhere it lands and we'll just
roll with it.
So expect some laughs, sometangents, maybe some
questionable life advice anddefinitely no guarantee we'll
(01:12):
stay on topic.
So joining me tonight is thefull crew of Gamertag Martha
Maple.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hello there.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Portabella.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Hi Sushi.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hey, heyhyonoceros, hello, and me Scarto46.
So we're just going to spinthis wheel and like See what
happens.
Is everyone ready to spin thewheel.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Ready, I'm ready, alright, cool all right.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So I don't know who wants to take this question, but
to the, to the team, what isyour podcast red flag?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
are we talking about red flags in regards to gamer
tagged or like podcasts welisten to?
Yeah, I don't know, leave itopen.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Podcasts we choose.
I still don't quite understandwhat it means.
I think like in generalprobably.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, in general.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I would say that I'm searching for a new podcast.
I just want to get to like whatit's about.
Like I love crime, junkie stuffand so like, if it's like a
huge intro before you starttelling the story, I'm out, I'm
gonna stop, I'm gonna findsomething else different yeah,
that's fair, I think for me it's.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can tell when people are trying too hard on a
podcast and it's just, you knowit feels forced, I guess,
especially like humor stuff,like I listen to a lot of, you
know, comedy podcasts and sothat kind of stuff is kind of
like for me I think for me, whenpodcasts get too gimmicky with
(02:56):
some of the things there'sbecause I don't do a lot of
comedy ones too as well or likeI'll just go book once here and
there, but sometimes they'llhave like if it feels way too
structured for the style ofpodcast it isn't that's always
like okay yeah, I was gonna say,when things are like super
structured, like you know,people are messy and podcasts
are, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're talking to people, so it should feel human.
And when it's too cut dry,black and white or whatever, it
doesn't feel natural.
So for me, it's always aboutconnecting.
Yeah, just like it's too cutdry, black and white or whatever
, it doesn't feel natural.
So for me, it's always aboutconnecting.
Yeah, it's about connecting towhat other people think or
whatever you know and the lensthat they look at the world
through.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Mine would be like forced dynamics when you can
tell these people don't hang outaway from the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They barely know each other and they're trying to
force this like best frienddynamic like the cast of the
podcast is like it's very likebusinessy, but they don't
actually like.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
You know, vibe yeah, there's no banter, yeah that's
cool, I get you cool.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Uh, yeah, I guess it's like we all like stuff that
is like real people having realrelationships, not trying to
fluff it up too much and beingauthentic.
I think that's the kind ofstuff we try to make, yeah.
I think so yeah yeah, alright,let's roll this wheel wheel.
(04:24):
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's roll this wheel wheel we
keep passing that one.
Oh, hell yeah I want to see whatthe rest of it is okay, the
question we landed on is whowould betray the group first in
(04:48):
Among Us and who would win.
I'm just going to tell you allthat Martha would betray the
group first, 100%.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I would not win because I'd be laughing too much
.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Too maniacally.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I always think Sushi would win.
I feel like, yeah, like youstill win.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I feel like Portobello would just be on the
slide.
She'd lie under the radar justlike no one would ever suspect.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I do feel like Portobello could play us all.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's definitely true.
Maybe, Ryan Osnars.
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I've never played Among Us.
That's the game with the littlespace guys, right?
Well, you're definitely notwinning then I can win things by
accident.
Skirto Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Y'all want to go on to the next question.
Sounds like the answer here isbetween Martha Maple and Sushi.
Would betray the group firstand would win.
Want to go on to the nextquestion?
Sounds like the answer here isbetween martha maple and sushi.
Would betray the group firstand would win I mean yeah yeah,
all right.
Good, let's roll again.
Martha, I listened to youradvice.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I saw that.
Good job.
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This question.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Give me Scardo.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Who wants to take this question?
The?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
question is build your Apocalypse survival team.
But you can only pick from thiscast.
It feels like y'all have a lotof answers, so who wants to go
first?
I think this is team have to be.
Can we not pick the this cast?
It feels like y'all have a lotof answers, so who wants to go
first?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think this is team have to be.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Can we not pick the whole team Like?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I can't pick all five of you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I mean, there's only five of us.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, it's not that many mouths you could.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, I mean good point you could pick from, not
Craig.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I would pick.
I feel like in the apocalypsethere's going to be lots of
running and I feel like Marthahas good cardio.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'd pick Martha.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And then I feel like she wouldn't be afraid to lay
the hammer down on somebody ifshe needed to, and then I would
also pick.
I would pick Rhino, because Ifeel like you've got a pretty
good logical sense about keepingus calm.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I so appreciate that Sushi did not pick either of her
family members that are on thiscall.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
She's like Martha did not select.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I know Portobello's cardio is not that great Mine.
Dang Damn, she's just leavingher to the wolves, oh shit and I
feel like mine's better thanscardo's and I feel like scardo
would have a million ideas andwe would just be like he'd want
to control the map and then we'dbe like just going in one big
(07:40):
circle and going nowhere oh, Idon't know how to feel about any
of these answers.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Who wants to join my apocalypse survival team?
Sushi, you're not invited, justto be clear.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sushi made really compelling.
My cardio is great.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh, I don't want you to pitch me now.
You just told me I was like thelast pick on the dodgeball team
and I'm going to die by myself.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is the apocalypse.
Are we envisioning a lot ofrunning?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I mean there's some zombies right, like you've got
to run everywhere you don't haveto be in a.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It doesn't say zombies, it says apocalypse.
Gardo, how much running is onyour team?
Is it less?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
We're not running nowhere.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We're going to have a car, right?
No, we're going to get into a7-Eleven and hang out.
Oh yeah me, we'll just hop from7-11 to 7-11 and see what they
have available.
You know what they have instock slurpees and twinkies.
I'm gonna have to marathontrain to be on Sushi's team, so
just letting y'all know.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I don't want to have to run everywhere it said
survival team.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I feel like that is a you know running, though you
chose this entire survival bashsomeone over the head which is
not.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I feel like that is a you know.
There are other aspects of mylife besides running, though you
chose this entire survival.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, no, she said that and bashed someone over the
head, which is not wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What if you run off a cliff?
That cardio didn't do you anygood, then Depends on how you
look at it, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
No, I don't.
I think Ryan's right.
Just to be clear, since we'relike Portobello backing up here,
since you're the logic end ofthis podcast running equals
calories.
Sounds like y'all didn't planto go to 7-eleven and get
slurpees, so you're running.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We're just gonna lock the door to the 7-eleven.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
We're in yeah, hello, I like twinkies.
Look, we just know also thatlike scart is super nice, and so
he'll give us the twinkies whatwell, and you have to think
about that too, Skardo is ableeding heart.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Every person we pass, he's going to want to bring
them into the fold.
And there's only so much room.
We can only take so many peoplewith us.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah and he's going to give them all our Twinkies.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Where are y'all?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
getting Twinkies from .
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We're all getting Twinkies from you.
You're not in the 7-Elevens.
I don't, nobody wants.
Nobody wants Skarto.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's cool that no one wants to be on your team.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I just said I was going to join your team.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, but he didn't want to be on your team because
of you.
He wanted to be on your teambecause of Twinkies.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, I wanted to be on his team because of the lack of
cardio.
I can do cardio.
I don't want to Apparently.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm going to have it running everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We're going to drink beer and eat Twinkies.
Yeah, we're going to bedrinking Corona and dry Twinkies
in the 7-Eleven.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Dry Twinkies.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Lord, I'm sorry.
What other option?
You put syrup on Twinkies too.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Cream in them.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
They're moist.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Shut up, all right, got it it.
They're moist Shut up, allright, got it.
It's my bad.
I apologize for asking Sushi.
Thanks for not choosing me.
I appreciate it.
On to the next question.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Here we go now that scarda's feelings are hurt my
bleeding heart is broken butyou're so right, he would want
to like pick up everyone andthen everyone.
Now we got a pack of 20, andnow we got to keep 20 people on
the path of running okay, thenext question our group's not
(12:26):
running, so that's not a.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's not a.
We're not a troop of gazellestrying to outrun stuff.
We're hanging out in the7-Eleven Also, we're meeting
less people.
Because we're in the 7-Eleven,we're not going to meet anybody.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Enjoy the running.
That's all I'm saying.
Twinkie Wasted.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Twinkie Wasted.
That sounds great.
That's a good guild name.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Rank the cast by likelihood to start beef on
Twitter.
Do you all want me to rank thecast by likelihood?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
to start beef on.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Twitter.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yes, okay, cool let's work it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Number one Rhinoceros .
He is snarky and willdefinitely start beef on Twitter
.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I have started beef on Twitter, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Number one.
Number two, I would say Sushiwould start beef on Twitter,
although it's pretty close.
Sushi and Martha Maple wouldarm wrestle for that, but I
think Martha would not resort tothrowing hands before Sushi did
.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
I think that's a fair statement.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, portobello would be the last to start beef
on Twitter because she's likeold people no, it's because
she's a bleeding heart.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
She's a very sweet, sweet person, so where would you
rank yourself on that list?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
me well, based on the assessment from the cast I, I
think I would be last placebecause of my.
I wouldn't want to isolateother people or bully people on
Twitter, because, throwingtoxicity out on the internet,
there's plenty of people doingthat and that's not my vibe.
So I'm probably never going todo that because, like I would
just not talk instead.
Now everyone feels bad andyou're welcome, roasted.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't feel bad, I was going to say and that's why
you're getting canceled Everyoneis too damn comfortable being
able to do and say what theywant you missed the first
episode of the Wheel ofQuestions.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
We all voted that rhinoceros would get canceled
first.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
So that's been confirmed.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
on episode three and I would also have to maybe throw
Craig in there, because now heknows F words.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Thanks, to Rhino.
I've been hanging out withCraig just him and me teaching
him all kinds of bad stuff, hey.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Rhino-stros.
What's your villain?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
arc origin story.
It's this one time I was inthis indie band with my friends
and they voted to kick me out,and so I started competing indie
band and I just took the songsthat they were writing and made
them about bullying.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I'm sorry this sounds like you're.
Are you Jack Black in theSchool of Rock?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And the whole time I'm eating chicken nuggets and
mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm sorry.
Did you just write the scriptfor School of Rock?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
And dried Twinkies.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, only dried Twinkies are in the apocalypse,
that's apocalypse food, but Imissed the part how you became a
villain.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't think I'm a villain, which probably means I
am a villain yeah exactly,Definitely.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
All right, let's see what our next question is.
Martha Maple, what curse phraseshould never become our podcast
slogan?
But almost fits.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
So if my mind wasn't so blank, I would definitely be
taking this to a place that wedon't want to go.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Nice no.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Gamer tag you get one F word.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
You get one F word.
That's good, that's good.
I think that's the one.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We need to get some merch out that says Gamer Tag to
get one F word.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I would wear that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, me too.
Okay, this is going to be agood one.
Yes, oh, yes, okay, this isgoing to be a good one.
Yes, oh yes.
If Gamertag Studios were areality, show who gets voted off
first.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And why I swear to God.
If you all say me again, Idon't think it'll be you this
time Walking out of this callwill be you this time.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Brian, you should answer first.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You should answer first yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
If Gamertag Studios were a reality, rallies, show
who gets voted off first and whyit's not Portabella, I think
she's going to fly under theradar.
She's asking, but she's goingto be under the radar.
So it's.
I don't think it's Sushi, Ithink it's Martha or Scardo, and
I'm not sure which one of youwhy?
Your energy, I think, woulddrive me nuts at some point.
You know what it's, it's you,it's scardo, for eating dry
(16:55):
pancakes.
I knew.
I knew like we would walk downinto the communal kitchen and,
with just a plate and pancakesand nothing else, he'd be
sitting on the counter to like amonster, eating these dry
pancakes.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'd also be making eye contact the whole time he
would stare at me yes, yep, yep,yep.
Uh, I'm curious why you weregoing to vote off Martha Maple,
though.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, I'd like to hear that Bestest.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Martha pretends to be my bestie and then does mean
mean things to me all the time.
So that would probably be whyIt'd be in a fit of sadness and
then I would probably regret itpretty quickly.
But it would have.
You know it would be done.
It would have happened.
You'd be crying after the,after the.
I'd be crying after the roseceremony.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
In the interview process.
You would just be bawling Inthe interview.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'd be in there crying yeah, in the green room,
the closet, with the videocamera.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So does everyone else agree that it would be me first
voted off and then Martha Mapleand then TBD between S?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
rhinoceros, they're going to team up and get me out
of there next.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah, portobello's on you at 100%.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
They're going to use me to get rid of you two.
You put who first, martha first.
Why.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh shit.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
You just said she was sweet.
I was a milkshake.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
There's a reason I'm a milkshake.
It's suspicious.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You're too nice, people are going to judge me.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
They're going to think I'm fake.
I'm thinking like Survivor.
Oh my social game is too strong.
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Just so the listeners know, martha is actually not
nice, she's very nice.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
But I feel like what Portabella is saying is that she
likes Martha too much, so, infear of her liking Martha, she
would eliminate her.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
That's true.
I could see that.
I could see my social gamebeing a threat.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Man, I thought my social game was a threat.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
But it's true.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No, you're like a puppy, it's not a threat.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Let me tell you all about a movie called the
Proposal no you're like a puppy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's not a threat.
Let me tell you all about amovie.
It's called the Proposal.
There's a dog named Kevin in it.
I can't.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I can't with the Proposal or you talking about
your favorite movies anymore.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sushi.
Do you have any thoughts onthis topic?
Yeah, I would say that I wouldhave to agree with Portobello.
I feel like Martha's soul gameis pretty strong, and so she'd
have like multiple alliancesgoing Like.
She'd be, you know, chatting upScardo about his bleeding heart
and Bestie with Rhino, andwe're going to rule the world
together, you and I, and thenshe would win.
(19:26):
So she'd have to get turned offfirst.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
This is a fear thing I gotcha.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Wow, Martha.
In light of all thisinformation, how do you feel?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I feel very strongly that we should do.
Gamer tagged survivor.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, all right, cool We'll head our next retreat.
Okay, I like this.
Do we bring kiki?
Torches?
Like, how does this work?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
say werewolf, it's probably easier.
It's like just swords.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Right, we just bring swords I'll get a sword.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I'm down, dude super down, super down, dude.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
See you in the kapua suite I'll be just fine on my
own this is a terrible question.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
What would your house look like and who's banned from
the kitchen.
We and who's banned from thekitchen.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
We know who's banned from the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
We all know I think we're all in agreement on who's
banned from the kitchen.
Gardo is not only banned fromthe kitchen because of his
eating choices and selections.
He's also banned because he hasterrible knife skills.
I have great knife skills.
I don't know how he's made itthis far and still has all of
his fingers.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So you're going to lose the sword fight and you're
not allowed in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He's a wizard.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Harry.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, I knew that was going to happen.
That was a bad question.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I'm just going to roll the wheels.
That was a great question.
I hope we get another follow-upto that.
Yes, here we go.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Wait, is this a TVMA or a?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
PG-13 podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I can bring it down a notch, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Do you remember VH1 Unplugged?
We're unplugged right now.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Got it, got it yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So what's the most unhinged thing you've ever
posted or sent online?
Rhinoceros.
Ooh, this is so good.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
The most unhinged thing?
I don't know.
You know I was in college whenFacebook was a thing.
I'm sure I sent or postedthings.
Okay, I have gone through andscrubbed a lot of that off my
digital personality.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Wow, okay, I'm going to save Martha Maple till last,
so sushi.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
I think this is when I was new to Facebook and I got
a new car and I posted a pictureof my car.
I didn't realize that my plateswere showing and I was like
what are your plates showing?
And I'm like I don't know.
So then I had to pull it down.
Yeah, that was like very newbieFacebook stuff.
I don't know if that's an hinge, though.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty polite.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, very dangerous.
Yeah, today that would be badPortobello.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Of course, that social media I would repost,
like memes and stuff.
That's probably the most Icould think of Something from
that.
Are they scandalous memes?
I don't know this.
But like, just like ones Ifound funny and that like had no
likes at all.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
But yeah, that's probably the most I can think of
all right, martha, your turnokay, so way back in the early
days of Facebook groups, I wasin a Facebook group and they
were all picking on one of myreally good friends and so I
went in there because they weretaught.
They were saying she goodfriends.
And so I went in there becausethey were telling they were
saying she was crazy and so Iwent in there and I showed them
(22:37):
what crazy was that's whereyou're going to end the story
yes okay, all right, let's tunein to gamer tagged after dark or
subscribe on what's thekickstarter patreon.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
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Kickstarter at kickstartercomslash gamertagged.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
get your one F word an episode shirts right now,
while supplies last okay, nowyou've moved me into this to
create stuff, build those shirtsout alright, I feel like we
this is our last question isthere a question that's on this
board that you all see, that youthink you want to?
You want to hit before we leave?
(23:18):
You only get the first fourwords of it, so just want to
make sure we we hit the craziestquestion possible.
I feel like the last one waspretty good though Yellow.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I was kind of leaning towards that one too.
We're just going to keep goingaround until we hit it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hey man, it's a 25% chance rate, we're excited to
sit here for five minutes whilewe oh, he's cheating and saying
them off.
Go for two.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
No that's right.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, was that the right one.
Did it change?
Oh, it changed, did it change?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
colors.
Oh, it did change colors, youshould actually answer this one.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
This is it.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah.
So if the cast were a party ina video game?
What are everyone's roles?
I know mine and Martha's roles.
What kind of game, it doesn'tmatter.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It does matter.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It doesn't matter to me and Martha, no, it matters
for me.
Okay, well, let's just saywe're in a role-playing game,
you know like maybe this wouldbe like an MMORPG, you know, set
in a fantasy world.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I would just be there mashing buttons.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, I think you would be a healer.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Ooh, that sounds fancy.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, to keep people alive.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I think Portobello would be stealthy and sneaky
yeah that's where I was leaningthat, or like supporter.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
A what?
That or like supporter.
Oh, supporter, okay, so you'dbe like someone who heals and
like a rogue or something.
I think I know what Ryan's is.
Ryan, what is yours?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Tank, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I got to be in the middle I got to be in the middle
of things.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Marth Mabel, do you want to say what ours is?
We'll say it on three Ready One, two, three.
Dps baby, if y'all don't knowwhat DPS means, it means damage
per second.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It means that if you're looking for two you know
top 1% DPS damage dealers inpretty much any game.
We can help you out.
We know Any game yeah any game,name the game.
Name the game.
Name the game.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't know any games.
All right, you want to try toroll one more?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
No, I think we're good.
One more.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
One more.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Let's see what happens here.
It's a 50-50 chance now.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
This is the clip, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, what's it going ?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
to be.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I like how.
What which cast member is mostlikely to start a cult
accidentally?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I like that.
We clarified accidentally, Iwould say me.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I would be like, yep, I would say I would try to get
people around that like reallycool stuff, and then try to get
them to follow me around in theapocalypse and run with me.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
He already got me recruiting now for this marathon
training group before theapocalypse uh that sounds like a
cult us.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, we're not a cult, we swear yeah, I agree
with you.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She is definitely the most likely to start a cult.
Just because she's so positiveand engaging and serious about
getting stuff done, people wouldsee her as a natural leader and
then it would happen.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
That's so nice, I think.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I mean, I'm not going to be in your running group for
the apocalypse, so don't worryabout me, I'll be at the
7-Eleven.
But good luck to you, marthaand Portabella, all right?
Well, this is our last episodeof the wheel of questions.
Do you think we learned a lotabout each other tonight?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
yeah, this was cool no, this was a lot of fun yeah
it's really fun to like pick onryan in like a formal setting
right, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It's good to know that we all agree.
He'd be kicked out of the indieband first.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You know, no, I think what's also great is that we
all agree he'd be kicked out ofthe indie band first.
You know no but both musicals.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I think what's also great is that no one chose me
for their Apocalypse team, likethat was Ryan.
Sorry, ryan Osworth chose me,ryan.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I would let you back in the indie band and chose
Twinkies.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I chose not running.
Scardo was also choosing notrunning, so we bonded over that.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I feel like there was only two groups the running
group and the non-running group,the only choices.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So you know apocalypse is coming, so you all
need to decide if you want tobe a runner or a Twinkie enjoyer
.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Right, come join my cult if you want to be a runner.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
We have limited spots in the 7-Eleven.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I'm joined by Scardo and I's band at the 7-Eleven.
Scardo and I's band at the7-Eleven, or you'll have
12-minute songs.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well, that slam poetry is going to be banging.
You know all the carbs we'llhave in that 7-Eleven will be
just fine, All right.
Well, that's probably where wewrap it up.
Thank you all for joining usfor this fun and wild adventure
with SideQuest and the Wheel ofQuestions Super.
Appreciate you all being partof this journey with us.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Appreciate y'all being part of this journey with
us and thanks to the GT cast forbeing here and hanging out.
Thanks for putting thistogether.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
For us this was fun, yeah pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah for sure.
All right.
Well, we'll see you on the nextepisode of Gamertag, where
we'll definitely be talking tonew folks about their stories
behind their digital identities.
So feel free to jump in with usanytime.
We're also available in thediscord.
If you want to talk to the castabout whether you want to be on
Team Runner or Team Twinkie,you're welcome to throw that in
the Discord anytime.
Yeah, we'll see you on the nextepisode of Gamertag.
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Bye.
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.
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Visual design by Sushi.
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identities become real stories.
Transmission ending Goodbye.
It's time for.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
SideQuest Nuggies comfort food wasn't there to
keep it, tvma for all thoselittle kids who are listening to
the podcast for some reason.
Mr Chicken.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Nuggies.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Chicken.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Nuggies.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm going to change it to Mr PG-13 is what I'm going
to change it to hey everyone,welcome back to the final
episode of SideQuest with theWheel of Questions.
Today we'll hang out, loosenthe straps, kick back and wander
off the main road a little bitin this side quest.
We're not going to be deepdiving into gamer tags today.
Instead we've got something alittle bit more unpredictable.
(00:52):
So tonight we're breaking outthe wheel of questions, loaded
with questions we probablyshouldn't always answer Random
questions, weird hypotheticals,conversation starters, and we'll
probably just get super offtopic.
So we'll give it a spin, seewhere it lands and we'll just
roll with it.
So expect some laughs, sometangents, maybe some
questionable life advice anddefinitely no guarantee we'll
(01:12):
stay on topic.
So joining me tonight is thefull crew of Gamertag Martha
Maple.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hello there.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Portabella.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Hi Sushi.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hey, heyhyonoceros, hello, and me Scarto46.
So we're just going to spinthis wheel and like See what
happens.
Is everyone ready to spin thewheel.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Ready, I'm ready, alright, cool all right.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So I don't know who wants to take this question, but
to the, to the team, what isyour podcast red flag?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
are we talking about red flags in regards to gamer
tagged or like podcasts welisten to?
Yeah, I don't know, leave itopen.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Podcasts we choose.
I still don't quite understandwhat it means.
I think like in generalprobably.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, in general.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I would say that I'm searching for a new podcast.
I just want to get to like whatit's about.
Like I love crime, junkie stuffand so like, if it's like a
huge intro before you starttelling the story, I'm out, I'm
gonna stop, I'm gonna findsomething else different yeah,
that's fair, I think for me it's.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can tell when people are trying too hard on a
podcast and it's just, you knowit feels forced, I guess,
especially like humor stuff,like I listen to a lot of, you
know, comedy podcasts and sothat kind of stuff is kind of
like for me I think for me, whenpodcasts get too gimmicky with
(02:56):
some of the things there'sbecause I don't do a lot of
comedy ones too as well or likeI'll just go book once here and
there, but sometimes they'llhave like if it feels way too
structured for the style ofpodcast it isn't that's always
like okay yeah, I was gonna say,when things are like super
structured, like you know,people are messy and podcasts
are, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're talking to people, so it should feel human.
And when it's too cut dry,black and white or whatever, it
doesn't feel natural.
So for me, it's always aboutconnecting.
Yeah, just like it's too cutdry, black and white or whatever
, it doesn't feel natural.
So for me, it's always aboutconnecting.
Yeah, it's about connecting towhat other people think or
whatever you know and the lensthat they look at the world
through.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Mine would be like forced dynamics when you can
tell these people don't hang outaway from the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They barely know each other and they're trying to
force this like best frienddynamic like the cast of the
podcast is like it's very likebusinessy, but they don't
actually like.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
You know, vibe yeah, there's no banter, yeah that's
cool, I get you cool.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Uh, yeah, I guess it's like we all like stuff that
is like real people having realrelationships, not trying to
fluff it up too much and beingauthentic.
I think that's the kind ofstuff we try to make, yeah.
I think so yeah yeah, alright,let's roll this wheel wheel.
(04:24):
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's roll this wheel wheel we
keep passing that one.
Oh, hell yeah I want to see whatthe rest of it is okay, the
question we landed on is whowould betray the group first in
(04:48):
Among Us and who would win.
I'm just going to tell you allthat Martha would betray the
group first, 100%.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I would not win because I'd be laughing too much
.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Too maniacally.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I always think Sushi would win.
I feel like, yeah, like youstill win.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I feel like Portobello would just be on the
slide.
She'd lie under the radar justlike no one would ever suspect.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I do feel like Portobello could play us all.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's definitely true.
Maybe, Ryan Osnars.
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I've never played Among Us.
That's the game with the littlespace guys, right?
Well, you're definitely notwinning then I can win things by
accident.
Skirto Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Y'all want to go on to the next question.
Sounds like the answer here isbetween Martha Maple and Sushi.
Would betray the group firstand would win.
Want to go on to the nextquestion?
Sounds like the answer here isbetween martha maple and sushi.
Would betray the group firstand would win I mean yeah yeah,
all right.
Good, let's roll again.
Martha, I listened to youradvice.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I saw that.
Good job.
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This question.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Give me Scardo.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Who wants to take this question?
The?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
question is build your Apocalypse survival team.
But you can only pick from thiscast.
It feels like y'all have a lotof answers, so who wants to go
first?
I think this is team have to be.
Can we not pick the this cast?
It feels like y'all have a lotof answers, so who wants to go
first?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think this is team have to be.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Can we not pick the whole team Like?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I can't pick all five of you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I mean, there's only five of us.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, it's not that many mouths you could.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, I mean good point you could pick from, not
Craig.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I would pick.
I feel like in the apocalypsethere's going to be lots of
running and I feel like Marthahas good cardio.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'd pick Martha.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And then I feel like she wouldn't be afraid to lay
the hammer down on somebody ifshe needed to, and then I would
also pick.
I would pick Rhino, because Ifeel like you've got a pretty
good logical sense about keepingus calm.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I so appreciate that Sushi did not pick either of her
family members that are on thiscall.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
She's like Martha did not select.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I know Portobello's cardio is not that great Mine.
Dang Damn, she's just leavingher to the wolves, oh shit and I
feel like mine's better thanscardo's and I feel like scardo
would have a million ideas andwe would just be like he'd want
to control the map and then we'dbe like just going in one big
(07:40):
circle and going nowhere oh, Idon't know how to feel about any
of these answers.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Who wants to join my apocalypse survival team?
Sushi, you're not invited, justto be clear.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sushi made really compelling.
My cardio is great.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh, I don't want you to pitch me now.
You just told me I was like thelast pick on the dodgeball team
and I'm going to die by myself.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is the apocalypse.
Are we envisioning a lot ofrunning?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I mean there's some zombies right, like you've got
to run everywhere you don't haveto be in a.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It doesn't say zombies, it says apocalypse.
Gardo, how much running is onyour team?
Is it less?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
We're not running nowhere.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We're going to have a car, right?
No, we're going to get into a7-Eleven and hang out.
Oh yeah me, we'll just hop from7-11 to 7-11 and see what they
have available.
You know what they have instock slurpees and twinkies.
I'm gonna have to marathontrain to be on Sushi's team, so
just letting y'all know.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I don't want to have to run everywhere it said
survival team.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I feel like that is a you know running, though you
chose this entire survival bashsomeone over the head which is
not.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I feel like that is a you know.
There are other aspects of mylife besides running, though you
chose this entire survival.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, no, she said that and bashed someone over the
head, which is not wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What if you run off a cliff?
That cardio didn't do you anygood, then Depends on how you
look at it, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
No, I don't.
I think Ryan's right.
Just to be clear, since we'relike Portobello backing up here,
since you're the logic end ofthis podcast running equals
calories.
Sounds like y'all didn't planto go to 7-eleven and get
slurpees, so you're running.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We're just gonna lock the door to the 7-eleven.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
We're in yeah, hello, I like twinkies.
Look, we just know also thatlike scart is super nice, and so
he'll give us the twinkies whatwell, and you have to think
about that too, Skardo is ableeding heart.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Every person we pass, he's going to want to bring
them into the fold.
And there's only so much room.
We can only take so many peoplewith us.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah and he's going to give them all our Twinkies.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Where are y'all?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
getting Twinkies from .
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We're all getting Twinkies from you.
You're not in the 7-Elevens.
I don't, nobody wants.
Nobody wants Skarto.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's cool that no one wants to be on your team.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I just said I was going to join your team.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, but he didn't want to be on your team because
of you.
He wanted to be on your teambecause of Twinkies.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, I wanted to be on his team because of the lack of
cardio.
I can do cardio.
I don't want to Apparently.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm going to have it running everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We're going to drink beer and eat Twinkies.
Yeah, we're going to bedrinking Corona and dry Twinkies
in the 7-Eleven.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Dry Twinkies.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Lord, I'm sorry.
What other option?
You put syrup on Twinkies too.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Cream in them.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
They're moist.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Shut up, all right, got it it.
They're moist Shut up, allright, got it.
It's my bad.
I apologize for asking Sushi.
Thanks for not choosing me.
I appreciate it.
On to the next question.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Here we go now that scarda's feelings are hurt my
bleeding heart is broken butyou're so right, he would want
to like pick up everyone andthen everyone.
Now we got a pack of 20, andnow we got to keep 20 people on
the path of running okay, thenext question our group's not
(12:26):
running, so that's not a.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's not a.
We're not a troop of gazellestrying to outrun stuff.
We're hanging out in the7-Eleven Also, we're meeting
less people.
Because we're in the 7-Eleven,we're not going to meet anybody.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Enjoy the running.
That's all I'm saying.
Twinkie Wasted.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Twinkie Wasted.
That sounds great.
That's a good guild name.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Rank the cast by likelihood to start beef on
Twitter.
Do you all want me to rank thecast by likelihood?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
to start beef on.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Twitter.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yes, okay, cool let's work it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Number one Rhinoceros .
He is snarky and willdefinitely start beef on Twitter
.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I have started beef on Twitter, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Number one.
Number two, I would say Sushiwould start beef on Twitter,
although it's pretty close.
Sushi and Martha Maple wouldarm wrestle for that, but I
think Martha would not resort tothrowing hands before Sushi did
.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
I think that's a fair statement.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, portobello would be the last to start beef
on Twitter because she's likeold people no, it's because
she's a bleeding heart.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
She's a very sweet, sweet person, so where would you
rank yourself on that list?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
me well, based on the assessment from the cast I, I
think I would be last placebecause of my.
I wouldn't want to isolateother people or bully people on
Twitter, because, throwingtoxicity out on the internet,
there's plenty of people doingthat and that's not my vibe.
So I'm probably never going todo that because, like I would
just not talk instead.
Now everyone feels bad andyou're welcome, roasted.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't feel bad, I was going to say and that's why
you're getting canceled Everyoneis too damn comfortable being
able to do and say what theywant you missed the first
episode of the Wheel ofQuestions.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
We all voted that rhinoceros would get canceled
first.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
So that's been confirmed.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
on episode three and I would also have to maybe throw
Craig in there, because now heknows F words.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Thanks, to Rhino.
I've been hanging out withCraig just him and me teaching
him all kinds of bad stuff, hey.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Rhino-stros.
What's your villain?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
arc origin story.
It's this one time I was inthis indie band with my friends
and they voted to kick me out,and so I started competing indie
band and I just took the songsthat they were writing and made
them about bullying.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I'm sorry this sounds like you're.
Are you Jack Black in theSchool of Rock?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And the whole time I'm eating chicken nuggets and
mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm sorry.
Did you just write the scriptfor School of Rock?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
And dried Twinkies.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, only dried Twinkies are in the apocalypse,
that's apocalypse food, but Imissed the part how you became a
villain.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't think I'm a villain, which probably means I
am a villain yeah exactly,Definitely.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
All right, let's see what our next question is.
Martha Maple, what curse phraseshould never become our podcast
slogan?
But almost fits.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
So if my mind wasn't so blank, I would definitely be
taking this to a place that wedon't want to go.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Nice no.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Gamer tag you get one F word.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
You get one F word.
That's good, that's good.
I think that's the one.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We need to get some merch out that says Gamer Tag to
get one F word.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I would wear that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, me too.
Okay, this is going to be agood one.
Yes, oh, yes, okay, this isgoing to be a good one.
Yes, oh yes.
If Gamertag Studios were areality, show who gets voted off
first.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And why I swear to God.
If you all say me again, Idon't think it'll be you this
time Walking out of this callwill be you this time.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Brian, you should answer first.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You should answer first yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
If Gamertag Studios were a reality, rallies, show
who gets voted off first and whyit's not Portabella, I think
she's going to fly under theradar.
She's asking, but she's goingto be under the radar.
So it's.
I don't think it's Sushi, Ithink it's Martha or Scardo, and
I'm not sure which one of youwhy?
Your energy, I think, woulddrive me nuts at some point.
You know what it's, it's you,it's scardo, for eating dry
(16:55):
pancakes.
I knew.
I knew like we would walk downinto the communal kitchen and,
with just a plate and pancakesand nothing else, he'd be
sitting on the counter to like amonster, eating these dry
pancakes.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'd also be making eye contact the whole time he
would stare at me yes, yep, yep,yep.
Uh, I'm curious why you weregoing to vote off Martha Maple,
though.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, I'd like to hear that Bestest.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Martha pretends to be my bestie and then does mean
mean things to me all the time.
So that would probably be whyIt'd be in a fit of sadness and
then I would probably regret itpretty quickly.
But it would have.
You know it would be done.
It would have happened.
You'd be crying after the,after the.
I'd be crying after the roseceremony.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
In the interview process.
You would just be bawling Inthe interview.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'd be in there crying yeah, in the green room,
the closet, with the videocamera.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So does everyone else agree that it would be me first
voted off and then Martha Mapleand then TBD between S?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
rhinoceros, they're going to team up and get me out
of there next.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah, portobello's on you at 100%.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
They're going to use me to get rid of you two.
You put who first, martha first.
Why.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh shit.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
You just said she was sweet.
I was a milkshake.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
There's a reason I'm a milkshake.
It's suspicious.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You're too nice, people are going to judge me.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
They're going to think I'm fake.
I'm thinking like Survivor.
Oh my social game is too strong.
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Just so the listeners know, martha is actually not
nice, she's very nice.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
But I feel like what Portabella is saying is that she
likes Martha too much, so, infear of her liking Martha, she
would eliminate her.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
That's true.
I could see that.
I could see my social gamebeing a threat.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Man, I thought my social game was a threat.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
But it's true.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No, you're like a puppy, it's not a threat.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Let me tell you all about a movie called the
Proposal no you're like a puppy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's not a threat.
Let me tell you all about amovie.
It's called the Proposal.
There's a dog named Kevin in it.
I can't.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I can't with the Proposal or you talking about
your favorite movies anymore.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sushi.
Do you have any thoughts onthis topic?
Yeah, I would say that I wouldhave to agree with Portobello.
I feel like Martha's soul gameis pretty strong, and so she'd
have like multiple alliancesgoing Like.
She'd be, you know, chatting upScardo about his bleeding heart
and Bestie with Rhino, andwe're going to rule the world
together, you and I, and thenshe would win.
(19:26):
So she'd have to get turned offfirst.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
This is a fear thing I gotcha.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Wow, Martha.
In light of all thisinformation, how do you feel?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I feel very strongly that we should do.
Gamer tagged survivor.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, all right, cool We'll head our next retreat.
Okay, I like this.
Do we bring kiki?
Torches?
Like, how does this work?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
say werewolf, it's probably easier.
It's like just swords.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Right, we just bring swords I'll get a sword.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I'm down, dude super down, super down, dude.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
See you in the kapua suite I'll be just fine on my
own this is a terrible question.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
What would your house look like and who's banned from
the kitchen.
We and who's banned from thekitchen.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
We know who's banned from the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
We all know I think we're all in agreement on who's
banned from the kitchen.
Gardo is not only banned fromthe kitchen because of his
eating choices and selections.
He's also banned because he hasterrible knife skills.
I have great knife skills.
I don't know how he's made itthis far and still has all of
his fingers.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So you're going to lose the sword fight and you're
not allowed in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He's a wizard.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Harry.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, I knew that was going to happen.
That was a bad question.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I'm just going to roll the wheels.
That was a great question.
I hope we get another follow-upto that.
Yes, here we go.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Wait, is this a TVMA or a?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
PG-13 podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I can bring it down a notch, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Do you remember VH1 Unplugged?
We're unplugged right now.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Got it, got it yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So what's the most unhinged thing you've ever
posted or sent online?
Rhinoceros.
Ooh, this is so good.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
The most unhinged thing?
I don't know.
You know I was in college whenFacebook was a thing.
I'm sure I sent or postedthings.
Okay, I have gone through andscrubbed a lot of that off my
digital personality.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Wow, okay, I'm going to save Martha Maple till last,
so sushi.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
I think this is when I was new to Facebook and I got
a new car and I posted a pictureof my car.
I didn't realize that my plateswere showing and I was like
what are your plates showing?
And I'm like I don't know.
So then I had to pull it down.
Yeah, that was like very newbieFacebook stuff.
I don't know if that's an hinge, though.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty polite.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, very dangerous.
Yeah, today that would be badPortobello.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Of course, that social media I would repost,
like memes and stuff.
That's probably the most Icould think of Something from
that.
Are they scandalous memes?
I don't know this.
But like, just like ones Ifound funny and that like had no
likes at all.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
But yeah, that's probably the most I can think of
all right, martha, your turnokay, so way back in the early
days of Facebook groups, I wasin a Facebook group and they
were all picking on one of myreally good friends and so I
went in there because they weretaught.
They were saying she goodfriends.
And so I went in there becausethey were telling they were
saying she was crazy and so Iwent in there and I showed them
(22:37):
what crazy was that's whereyou're going to end the story
yes okay, all right, let's tunein to gamer tagged after dark or
subscribe on what's thekickstarter patreon.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
patreoncom slash gamertagged or support us on
Kickstarter at kickstartercomslash gamertagged.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
get your one F word an episode shirts right now,
while supplies last okay, nowyou've moved me into this to
create stuff, build those shirtsout alright, I feel like we
this is our last question isthere a question that's on this
board that you all see, that youthink you want to?
You want to hit before we leave?
(23:18):
You only get the first fourwords of it, so just want to
make sure we we hit the craziestquestion possible.
I feel like the last one waspretty good though Yellow.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I was kind of leaning towards that one too.
We're just going to keep goingaround until we hit it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hey man, it's a 25% chance rate, we're excited to
sit here for five minutes whilewe oh, he's cheating and saying
them off.
Go for two.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
No that's right.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, was that the right one.
Did it change?
Oh, it changed, did it change?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
colors.
Oh, it did change colors, youshould actually answer this one.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
This is it.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah.
So if the cast were a party ina video game?
What are everyone's roles?
I know mine and Martha's roles.
What kind of game, it doesn'tmatter.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It does matter.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It doesn't matter to me and Martha, no, it matters
for me.
Okay, well, let's just saywe're in a role-playing game,
you know like maybe this wouldbe like an MMORPG, you know, set
in a fantasy world.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I would just be there mashing buttons.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, I think you would be a healer.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Ooh, that sounds fancy.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, to keep people alive.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I think Portobello would be stealthy and sneaky
yeah that's where I was leaningthat, or like supporter.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
A what?
That or like supporter.
Oh, supporter, okay, so you'dbe like someone who heals and
like a rogue or something.
I think I know what Ryan's is.
Ryan, what is yours?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Tank, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I got to be in the middle I got to be in the middle
of things.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Marth Mabel, do you want to say what ours is?
We'll say it on three Ready One, two, three.
Dps baby, if y'all don't knowwhat DPS means, it means damage
per second.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It means that if you're looking for two you know
top 1% DPS damage dealers inpretty much any game.
We can help you out.
We know Any game yeah any game,name the game.
Name the game.
Name the game.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't know any games.
All right, you want to try toroll one more?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
No, I think we're good.
One more.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
One more.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Let's see what happens here.
It's a 50-50 chance now.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
This is the clip, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, what's it going ?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
to be.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I like how.
What which cast member is mostlikely to start a cult
accidentally?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I like that.
We clarified accidentally, Iwould say me.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I would be like, yep, I would say I would try to get
people around that like reallycool stuff, and then try to get
them to follow me around in theapocalypse and run with me.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
He already got me recruiting now for this marathon
training group before theapocalypse uh that sounds like a
cult us.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, we're not a cult, we swear yeah, I agree
with you.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She is definitely the most likely to start a cult.
Just because she's so positiveand engaging and serious about
getting stuff done, people wouldsee her as a natural leader and
then it would happen.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
That's so nice, I think.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I mean, I'm not going to be in your running group for
the apocalypse, so don't worryabout me, I'll be at the
7-Eleven.
But good luck to you, marthaand Portabella, all right?
Well, this is our last episodeof the wheel of questions.
Do you think we learned a lotabout each other tonight?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
yeah, this was cool no, this was a lot of fun yeah
it's really fun to like pick onryan in like a formal setting
right, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It's good to know that we all agree.
He'd be kicked out of the indieband first.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You know, no, I think what's also great is that we
all agree he'd be kicked out ofthe indie band first.
You know no but both musicals.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I think what's also great is that no one chose me
for their Apocalypse team, likethat was Ryan.
Sorry, ryan Osworth chose me,ryan.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I would let you back in the indie band and chose
Twinkies.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I chose not running.
Scardo was also choosing notrunning, so we bonded over that.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I feel like there was only two groups the running
group and the non-running group,the only choices.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So you know apocalypse is coming, so you all
need to decide if you want tobe a runner or a Twinkie enjoyer
.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Right, come join my cult if you want to be a runner.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
We have limited spots in the 7-Eleven.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I'm joined by Scardo and I's band at the 7-Eleven.
Scardo and I's band at the7-Eleven, or you'll have
12-minute songs.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well, that slam poetry is going to be banging.
You know all the carbs we'llhave in that 7-Eleven will be
just fine, All right.
Well, that's probably where wewrap it up.
Thank you all for joining usfor this fun and wild adventure
with SideQuest and the Wheel ofQuestions Super.
Appreciate you all being partof this journey with us.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Appreciate y'all being part of this journey with
us and thanks to the GT cast forbeing here and hanging out.
Thanks for putting thistogether.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
For us this was fun, yeah pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah for sure.
All right.
Well, we'll see you on the nextepisode of Gamertag, where
we'll definitely be talking tonew folks about their stories
behind their digital identities.
So feel free to jump in with usanytime.
We're also available in thediscord.
If you want to talk to the castabout whether you want to be on
Team Runner or Team Twinkie,you're welcome to throw that in
the Discord anytime.
Yeah, we'll see you on the nextepisode of Gamertag.
(28:44):
Bye.
The Gamertag podcast is producedby the team at Gamertag Studios
.
Production and editing byPortabella, music direction by
Rionoceros.
Visual design by Sushi.
Produced by the team atGamertag Studios.
Production and editing byPortabella.
Music direction by Rionoceros.
Visual design by Sushi.
Guests and partnerships byMartha Maple.
Hosted by me Scarto46.
If you enjoyed the show, hit,subscribe or follow.
(29:06):
It helps more people find thesestories and keeps the studio
cooking.
Reviews make a huge differencetoo.
A few words from you can helpthe right listener feel seen and
we read every single one.
Want to see this week's re-rollcard?
Head to gamertagpodcastcom tocheck it out and explore past
guests.
See you on the next episode ofGamer Tag, where digital
(29:27):
identities become real stories.
Transmission ending Goodbye.
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