July 4, 2025 • 30 mins
Girl Bible Hosts Keisha & Logann give their listeners something fun to do while they are waiting for the fireworks to start! In this special 4th of July Episode, the girls play a little numbers game "He's a ___, but he _____." Listen in as they give each other the run down! Lots of laughs and plenty of fun to be had in this offbeat episode!
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laughs. Hey, girl.
Hey, this is our special 4th of July drop.
We're doing a special episode just for y'all because it's a
fun week. And in the spirit of Girl Bible
and having fun and all things hilarity, we're gonna do an
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episode that piggybacks off of our WAG episode where we talked
about doing He's a Blank Buddy Blanks.
So we're like giving guys a number, but then we give them
something either positive or negative, and then we give them
the new number. OK.
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I'm so excited. I'm so excited too, because some
I think you're going to think mine are funny.
I. Hope I.
Bet. I bet I will.
I hope you think mine are funny.I just.
Cranked them all out. The very day that we filmed the
Wags episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, Can I start? Yeah.
Go ahead. OK.
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He's an 8, but he's been with one of your friends. 10.
That's the only right answer I feel.
Like I, I, I can't. If you've been with one of my
friends, it's over. It's you're, you don't exist to
me. Like as an option, as any sort
of option. You're you don't exist.
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That's like my biggest pet peevewhen like I was like talking to
someone and then one of my friends like snaps them.
Like, I don't know, I guess it'snot that big of a deal, but I'm
like, what are you doing? That's weird.
Wait, they just snapped him or Ithought you were saying we had
sex? Wait, no, I'm the friend.
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I'm the friend in this scenario.And they're just like snapping
him and stuff and like like they're like, what are you?
Why do you need to snap him? Like I'm saying after like say
we don't talk anymore, I'm the friend, we don't talk anymore.
And then one of your like, you've never had a friend who
like still kind of talks to likeI didn't date.
Him, but I don't care if the guyand the girl, if they want to do
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that after after me, do your thing, I don't really care.
But I'm saying if it was the wayyou asked it, I'm interpreting
it as you said, the guy's an 8, so Yum.
He's an 8 'cause that's tasty. Which eights in the wild are 8
girls are not rare. 8 boys. Very rare, very rare.
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So he's an 8 in the wild. I see him Yum.
But then I find out he was with my friend before.
Yeah. I'm like then he's a 0.
Yes, OK. Sorry that yes, that's correct.
I was just kind of also tagging on and being like, I hate it
when I was with a guy. And then one of my.
Friends like who knows and I would like talk to about the guy
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is like snapping in and still keeping in touch with him.
That's weird when you would right you guys he.
Should be a zero. Like he should have been a 0.
But she's like, Yum, this dude'san 8.
Like get out of my way, Logan. Yeah, I know that's.
She's just shameless. She has no shame.
Yeah. That says more about her.
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I know I was just saying I don'tlike.
I think that's weird too. I'm like.
No, it is weird. What do you do?
It's. Like, where's your loyalty?
It is not with me. We are not friends.
OK, he's a 10, he's a 10, but healways has to call his mom
before 6. Oh my God, no, that's crazy.
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No, what is he saying? Is he saying mom I'm about to
have sex like. No, I don't know what he's
doing. He's just like, hold on real
quick, I got to call my mom. No, no, no, no.
You have to give a number. He's a 10.
He's a 10. And now he's a 2.
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Oh, I was gonna say bored. Oh, OK, well I feel like it's
something it's just like. It's every time.
I mean every time, even in the moment.
Yeah. Like, and it's not something I
guess that you could be like, can you stop doing that?
Or like it is like, can you ask him to stop or Yeah.
You could. He'd probably be like, what's
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wrong with me calling my mom? Everything right now?
Right now, you're going to call your mom.
That's so funny. I knew that one would make you
giggle. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, It's my turn.
He's a four, but he's hilarious.Dang 7.
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I think that's respectable. Yeah, that's super respectable.
Hilarious is it's up there. You're really really you're
really, really making me like bust a gut laughing you're.
Gonna gain. Some He's a nine, but he's a
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stripper in Vegas. Like a stripper that has like he
does he get with girls or he just a stripper?
He only strips every day as his job in front of other women
oiled up. He's innate.
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If he's my man, then he's my man.
If. He's not kidding with anybody
and he's just doing it because he needs to make work like he
needs to use his nine looks. To make money.
Yeah, I might get jealous, but I'm like, if I don't know if
he's my man, then he's my man. If he's a nine, he's still a
nine up there on the stage looking tasty.
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Well, I don't think I would be with anybody who I thought was
going to cheat on me. So I mean, nobody ever does.
So like, I think if that was like really a reality, then I
probably wouldn't be super worried about it.
I love that answer. Very modern.
You'd have to have a lot of trust.
I feel like, yeah, I don't know,call me crazy.
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No, not crazy. OK, secure, confident.
OK, he's a 10, but your friends don't like him at all.
Dang, he's A7. Right, I'm toxic.
I'm. Toxic, I really don't care.
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First of all, I have like 0 friends so that helps.
I have you. So if you didn't like him, yeah,
I know I am thinking about that and I'm saying like I like I
said, I'm toxic. So if he's a 10 but none of my
friends like him, he's still 7. Like he's I probably have to be
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on the down low and not share asmany details with the girls, but
honestly, no on I'm bumping it up.
He's a nine. He's a nine.
He's a nine, but he's like my secret 9A secret.
Yeah, I feel like. He's a 10.
I didn't like him. It's like sometimes, like I
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don't think any of my friends would steer me wrong.
So they probably like, they probably wouldn't like him for.
Yeah, he's probably a. Douche.
But if he's he's a ten, well, then he no like it, Yeah.
You said I was in college, so itwas young me.
So it was like, it was like a carefree time in my life.
It's not like do or die, you know?
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Do or die. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I know.
Yeah. OK.
Yeah. I agree.
I mean, sorry friends, but. Like I'm not probably going to
date him if my friends don't like him, but if he's a 10 he's
a 10. I still have eyeballs.
Yeah, God forbid. Still a red blooded female.
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OK, yeah, OK. He's a 2 but he owns several
companies and he earns double digit millions. 7 8.
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I love this. I'm planning on that.
I feel like people say money can't buy happiness, but I
disagree a little bit. And you know you, you.
Deserve a luxury lifestyle, honey.
And if he's making that much andhe's owning that many companies
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and stuff, he's probably really smart and intelligent, so at
least you can hold a conversation.
Boom. Two Nah, still an 8.
Let me get him some plastic surgery with all that money he's
making. Then at that point, just like
build a boy, build your, build your dream.
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Welcome to Build a Boy. Yeah, I love that.
OK, he's an 8, but there's kind of two conditions here.
He's super controlling, but he'salso so rich.
Dang it. Super controlling.
Though he picks out. He like picks out what you wear
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like says where you can go but like he's an 8 and he's down bad
for you also it's my other condition like he he's
controlling because he wants youbad.
I don't want to give this answer'cause it's not for the girls.
The girl, the girl inside of me is like Keisha.
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You know better. You know, he's he's in he's and
he's super controlling. He's controlling what you wear
and where you go and like probably who you talk to and how
often you're gone and stuff likethat is an instant humongous red
flag, which we're going to play later on in the episode.
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But Dang, this man's an 8 and making money, bro.
And he's down bad for me. Like I probably am going to keep
him an 8. Like he's still an 8 and he's
making money. I'm sorry.
OK. I didn't want to say that one
for the girls, but like. Sorry girls.
Don't listen to my terrible advice.
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Be better than me, the girls. Were listening to me they would
be even more mad at my answer. I'm not going to say what it is,
but. You're going to say he's a 10?
I'm just looking at the situation.
He's an 8. We just said eights are hard to
find in the wild. He's not even medium ugly.
He's like. No, he's like a.
Tinch. Ugly.
No, He's like. It's barely.
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Under being perfect because a 10is perfection.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
OK. He's got money.
He's controlling because he's down bad for you.
You're saying he's a 10? And he's, did I say he's rich?
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All right, moving on. So you won't tell us that we
know? I probably.
Would hate to. Be controlling but like.
Yes, you couldn't handle that, but the money wouldn't have a
for a minute, like for a minute.I'm not trying to mean much else
because yeah, right, You're so. Independent, like independent.
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And you're always like, those are, oh, I got to go here.
I got to go there. I got to meet with my friends.
I'm doing this and that. We're doing girl brunch.
Like you could never handle handle a controlling guy.
I could because I ain't going nowhere and I'm not meeting up
with anyone. So OK, you just want me to sit
here? Looking.
Gorgeous all day. I'm going to Pilates and getting
my nails done and I'll be back right here in the same spot
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where you told me to be like. I could be that if you got
money. Basically, we have come to the
conclusion there is a price. There is a price you could buy
us at for sure, for sure. Yeah, everything's for sale.
Everything's for sale. He's a four, but he drives your
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dream car. He's still a four.
I don't have a dream car. You don't have a dream car.
It's not OK. Maybe IA secret.
I do, but like he's driving the car, not me.
It's not going to reel me in like it's not my car, no.
Offense. Oh, wow.
OK, OK, so the price is not a whip.
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If you step to Logan with a nicewhip, she's going to buy her.
Is he going to buy me a whip? He's driving you around in the
whip. You you get to whip the whip.
Obviously you guys are dating. He's a four.
Car, if we break up, he's a four, so it's not going to last
forever just because he's a nicecar then then what's going to?
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Happen so she said you're still 4 even if you drive a nice car.
Sorry, not impressed. Sorry not sorry because who
bought it, you or your mommy? Ouch.
Sorry, is it my turn or is it your turn?
It's your turn. This one's funny.
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I had to throw this one in there.
He's a 10 but he's super jealous.
Oh shoot. Jealousy is my least favorite
trait because I am. I am loyal.
I am loyal. I'm loyal.
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That's who I am. OK?
I'm loyal. I've been cheated on before
back, obviously not now. I've been in a committed married
relationship and Dan would neverdo that.
But I have been cheated on before in my past life.
OK. If you knew me then, you don't
know me now. Don't comment.
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Which is why it bothers me when people get jealous, because I
would never do that to somebody.So jealousy gives me the ick.
And if you're a 10 but you're super jealous, Dang, I can still
see your face. You're a 10 but you're super
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jealous. I'm gonna knock you down to A7.
Interesting, I'm. Going to make you.
I'm going to make you work on it, obviously, because I don't
stand for that. Like I said, if I'm not doing
anything wrong, get your act together.
You need to get your act together.
Get your poop in a group, bump yourself back up to A10.
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Have enough confidence in yourself.
You're a 10, have enough confidence in yourself to act
like I'm not going anywhere. That's really what secures a
girl anyways is the guy who actslike why the heck would she ever
step out on me? Girls eat that ish up like
that's giving alpha energy. That's that's what a girl loves
and seeks out anyways, regardless of whether or not
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you're A1 to A10, if you act like you're that guy, she's
going to see you as that guy. Yes, she is.
Yes, she is. So act like that guy and she's
not going anywhere. Don't come with this beta
energy. No, it's giving whiny.
It's giving baby, it's giving child, it's giving boy.
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Yeah, but you're still a 10, so you're still looking good.
So you're A7 fine. Yeah, OK.
What? What would you say?
He's a 10 but he's super jealous.
This is hard for me because I don't know.
It just depends. He's a 10, so probably an 8,
maybe an 8, you know, because I'm like, I think it's something
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you can work on. I do think you can work on it.
It builds with trust over time. Biggest ick Yeah.
Like I'm probably not very trustworthy either.
Or. I mean what?
That's not what I meant. That's not what I I'm not very
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I'm probably I probably wouldn'tbe very like super trusting
right away either, but like I don't want to come off as
jealous. I just.
Yeah, Jealousy. Skeptical.
Maybe. Skeptical, OK, but jealous is
like they're they're handing offlike.
That pisses me off because yeah,something I'm loyal like I'm not
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going to. If I took the time to be in a
relationship with you, what are we doing?
Why are you jealous? I'm already claimed to be yours
and vice versa. You claim to be mine.
So what is there to be jealous of?
My thing is like, jealousy only belongs when you're not sure
what you guys are. You're not in a committed
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relationship. So then you can get jealous
'cause you're like, why are you spending time with this person,
this person? But if you're in a committed
relationship, there's no room for jealousy.
Like that's over. That's a red flag.
Work on your sons. Call me crazy, but I feel like
jealousy maybe before you guys are a thing.
It's like maybe kind of attractive.
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Like what? You want me so bad that you're
you're worried who I'm hanging out with?
Like what? But not when you're in a
relationship. No.
Yeah. Yes, OK, he's an 8, but he cries
when you guys argue. He's a.
He's an. I can't.
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That was hard every. Time you argue Yes.
Every time you argue, he cries. When we're arguing, he's a fork.
When we're not arguing, he's a mate, but when we're arguing
he's a fork. Like what you're going to cry in
my face? Like because how are we supposed
to have any hard conversations if you're just going to cry all
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the time like ugly crying or he just like just doesn't want me
to. Be like this one just he goes
both ways, like this one goes for girls and boys.
In my opinion. It's like don't just sit there
and cry. Handle your business and like
have the conversation. Like you said, how can we have a
tough combo if you're over here crying in the corner?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I pictured him
ugly crying or at least just being like.
Yeah. If he's like up, is he upset
because I'm upset or is he upsetbecause he doesn't like
confrontation? Oh, I don't know.
I didn't go that deep. I just said he cries every time
you argue. Maybe he has some childhood
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trauma, obviously. Yeah, if he.
Still argued in front of him. Yeah, if it's like that, I'm
just going to be like, OK, if we're in the age that we are
now, I'm like, so let's maybe work on this.
Like maybe you should see a therapist and then you can come
back to me in like 4 to 2 years,two to four years.
But if it's like you're upset that I'm upset about something,
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I'd maybe say you're a six that.Would be every time, you know
that would only be some time I. Love.
That. Yeah.
You said he's a. Whore.
He's a whore. OK, he is A7 but he wets the
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bed. What the?
No, no, no. Get out.
You're a 0. Get out.
I don't have time for this. No.
I spent too much money on my mattress for you to be over here
peeing. Absolutely not.
Get out. Get out.
Get out. Grab your stuff and get out.
Grab the sheet. I would actually probably like I
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would catch a case like I would start beating up.
You would have peed in my pants.Like get out, get out.
Get out. Get.
Out. Get out.
And take my sheets with you. I never want to see them again.
Literally. Just going to remind me of you
so. You owe me the price of a new
mattress. Get out.
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Literally. He's a three, but he buys you
monthly spa treatments, treatments, facials and
massages. So he's a three, but he gives
you this this special treatment every month.
He's a six. I know that's right.
I know that's right. He's a six, probably not popping
out with him anywhere in public during the day, but you know.
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The occasional Netflix and chillto keep those monthly monthly
massages coming like I need this.
Sponsor those or if it's more ofjust like a.
Fall asleep, the hope alive. Netflix and fall asleep.
I leave once I fall asleep like you're.
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Like that, Asleep. Get out, get out.
You're like sleep. Or you sleep like.
Oh, sorry. I didn't know, I didn't know
that I didn't know anyone this year.
Sorry. I'm so used to sleeping alone.
My turn. He's a 2, but he's basically you
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in guy form. This this question is like how
much do? You really like?
I do love my stuff. Really think like you're the
bee's knees. I think I am the bee's knees for
a girl. I'm not sure I would want a me
and a boy for like I'm very intense and I need a lot of
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attention and I like to be the center of attention.
So if he was also like that and it's like I also like to be
doted on like a girl, you know what I mean?
So now I do think I'm funny, which I would love that.
And I do love to chat, which I would also love that.
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And I do think I'm an adventure seeker, like high energy, high
vibration. So he's a what first?
He's a 22. He's a two first, but he has my
personality. I probably give him a six.
Oh, OK. Yeah, I was going to say 5 S
right there. Yeah, I'd give him a six.
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Right there. I'd give him a six for sure.
Yeah. I think I, I think I can really
bring the pizzazz. OK, he's a 2, but he lets you
take his private jet to travel the world whenever you want. 10,
10/10. Well, again said, I'm married.
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We're married now. We're.
Married. Now you have a private jet,
you're paying like. And he lets you take it
whenever, whenever you want, no questions.
Yes, he said. He's a 10.
I'm traveling. Goodbye.
Good. 10 he's a 10, yeah. Your answers are cracking me up,
by the way. Good.
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I only have two more. I only have one more.
But that. Can make him up on the flight.
He's a nine, but he's super religious and he's not the same
religion as you, but he wants you to convert to this religion.
Wow. That's very intense.
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He's a nine. He's a nine.
So he looks good, but he wants me to convert to a different
religion. Does he have a lot of money or
is this just like he's just a regular negula?
We're just saying regular, regular.
There's no money. No, no, no.
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Actually, I don't know. No, money's not a factor.
OK, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
I think you could still be a nine, but I don't want to change
my whole beliefs up, you know what I mean?
I know that's kind of what I I. I spent 34 years getting here
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like I spent a long time gettingto where I am.
Yeah. Like I left it blank because I
thought that was interesting. Like it would depend on what
this. Is a good one, yeah.
But I think it being like a hardline, I, I would probably be
like, you're a, you're a zero, you're a 1, you know what I
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mean? Yeah.
No, no, no, yeah. And I know I've done the same
thing to a guy before. I'm not saying I'm a nine or
anything like that, but I, I definitely like before I met Dan
had talked to someone and they didn't believe in God at all.
And I was just like, I can't do that like you either.
You're either all in and you yougot to believe in something.
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How can you lead me anywhere if you don't believe in anything?
And it was just like a hard line.
So I like that, but it's it's just interesting because.
He was a nine. He was a nine.
Would you give? Up it's.
Like everything you believe in? Care.
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Yeah. You don't care what my beliefs
are. It's kind of like.
True. Yeah, I think sometimes you just
got to part ways even when they look good.
OK, this one's funny. He's a 10 but he only lasts 5
minutes or less in bed. Look at your face.
This is so funny. If you're not watching this
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episode, you need to go back andphysically watch the episode
because these are so funny. He's a 10, but he only lasts 5
minutes or less. Sometimes.
Sometimes. Like, how's he acting like
afterwards? He really likes you.
Or he's like, you know what? I'm saying you're really trying
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to make this work because he's a10.
He. What do you mean how is he
acting? Sometimes it's like a, sometimes
it could be like a compliment. OK.
I get what you're saying, I'm like trying to figure out.
It's every time. No, every time.
Oh, no. OK.
It's every time. Every single time.
He can only last five minutes or5 minutes is the Max.
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He's. Fine, it's not terrible.
Is it because of like a medical?Thing.
Or like. Is this a medical condition?
Because I can work with that if we, if it's a medical, I'm not
going to hold it against you if it's a medical condition.
He's a 10. Yeah, he's a 10.
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I've got to. Probably stand on that 5.
Oh shoot, that was funny. He's a 5, but he has no, you've
never ever been to his house. You've never like seen him drive
a car. He just like shows up places
like he's mysterious. He's super, super mysterious.
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He's a three. I'm sorry, I don't.
I don't do mystery. No.
You're giving you vibes like you're giving giving stalker.
It's giving creepy. Honestly.
You were A5 to begin with. No, I knocked that down.
You're a one. You're giving me the creeps.
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If I've never seen where what What Car you drive, how you get
everywhere. If I've never seen your place
and you keep popping up no murder like a zero.
You're a zero. You instantly go down to like
creep level. It's giving.
Yikes. It's giving.
Oh. My God.
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OK, he's a four, but he cooks like a chef every meal and loves
doing the dishes afterwards too.10 if you're making me good food
and you're. Thinking it bad for.
Yourself 10. One special shout out to my fine
dime of a guy, Dan, if you're listening.
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Do you rush? He's a 10.
He's a 10. Plus he takes care of your
kitties and he loves your guts out.
So he's a 12. On that note, I'm ending this
episode. We hope you enjoyed this special
4th of July episode where Logan and I did a fun little gamey
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game so that while you're waiting for the fireworks to
start, you have something to listen to.
Yeah. To make you giggle.
Stay safe out there, don't get hit by any fireworks dude.
Right. Let the professionals light them
up, OK? OK, babes.
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laughs. Hey, girl.
Hey, this is our special 4th of July drop.
We're doing a special episode just for y'all because it's a
fun week. And in the spirit of Girl Bible
and having fun and all things hilarity, we're gonna do an
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episode that piggybacks off of our WAG episode where we talked
about doing He's a Blank Buddy Blanks.
So we're like giving guys a number, but then we give them
something either positive or negative, and then we give them
the new number. OK.
(01:07):
I'm so excited. I'm so excited too, because some
I think you're going to think mine are funny.
I. Hope I.
Bet. I bet I will.
I hope you think mine are funny.I just.
Cranked them all out. The very day that we filmed the
Wags episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, Can I start? Yeah.
Go ahead. OK.
(01:28):
He's an 8, but he's been with one of your friends. 10.
That's the only right answer I feel.
Like I, I, I can't. If you've been with one of my
friends, it's over. It's you're, you don't exist to
me. Like as an option, as any sort
of option. You're you don't exist.
(01:49):
That's like my biggest pet peevewhen like I was like talking to
someone and then one of my friends like snaps them.
Like, I don't know, I guess it'snot that big of a deal, but I'm
like, what are you doing? That's weird.
Wait, they just snapped him or Ithought you were saying we had
sex? Wait, no, I'm the friend.
(02:09):
I'm the friend in this scenario.And they're just like snapping
him and stuff and like like they're like, what are you?
Why do you need to snap him? Like I'm saying after like say
we don't talk anymore, I'm the friend, we don't talk anymore.
And then one of your like, you've never had a friend who
like still kind of talks to likeI didn't date.
Him, but I don't care if the guyand the girl, if they want to do
(02:32):
that after after me, do your thing, I don't really care.
But I'm saying if it was the wayyou asked it, I'm interpreting
it as you said, the guy's an 8, so Yum.
He's an 8 'cause that's tasty. Which eights in the wild are 8
girls are not rare. 8 boys. Very rare, very rare.
(02:56):
So he's an 8 in the wild. I see him Yum.
But then I find out he was with my friend before.
Yeah. I'm like then he's a 0.
Yes, OK. Sorry that yes, that's correct.
I was just kind of also tagging on and being like, I hate it
when I was with a guy. And then one of my.
Friends like who knows and I would like talk to about the guy
(03:20):
is like snapping in and still keeping in touch with him.
That's weird when you would right you guys he.
Should be a zero. Like he should have been a 0.
But she's like, Yum, this dude'san 8.
Like get out of my way, Logan. Yeah, I know that's.
She's just shameless. She has no shame.
Yeah. That says more about her.
(03:42):
I know I was just saying I don'tlike.
I think that's weird too. I'm like.
No, it is weird. What do you do?
It's. Like, where's your loyalty?
It is not with me. We are not friends.
OK, he's a 10, he's a 10, but healways has to call his mom
before 6. Oh my God, no, that's crazy.
(04:08):
No, what is he saying? Is he saying mom I'm about to
have sex like. No, I don't know what he's
doing. He's just like, hold on real
quick, I got to call my mom. No, no, no, no.
You have to give a number. He's a 10.
He's a 10. And now he's a 2.
(04:37):
Oh, I was gonna say bored. Oh, OK, well I feel like it's
something it's just like. It's every time.
I mean every time, even in the moment.
Yeah. Like, and it's not something I
guess that you could be like, can you stop doing that?
Or like it is like, can you ask him to stop or Yeah.
You could. He'd probably be like, what's
(04:58):
wrong with me calling my mom? Everything right now?
Right now, you're going to call your mom.
That's so funny. I knew that one would make you
giggle. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, It's my turn.
He's a four, but he's hilarious.Dang 7.
(05:20):
I think that's respectable. Yeah, that's super respectable.
Hilarious is it's up there. You're really really you're
really, really making me like bust a gut laughing you're.
Gonna gain. Some He's a nine, but he's a
(05:40):
stripper in Vegas. Like a stripper that has like he
does he get with girls or he just a stripper?
He only strips every day as his job in front of other women
oiled up. He's innate.
(06:02):
If he's my man, then he's my man.
If. He's not kidding with anybody
and he's just doing it because he needs to make work like he
needs to use his nine looks. To make money.
Yeah, I might get jealous, but I'm like, if I don't know if
he's my man, then he's my man. If he's a nine, he's still a
nine up there on the stage looking tasty.
(06:25):
Well, I don't think I would be with anybody who I thought was
going to cheat on me. So I mean, nobody ever does.
So like, I think if that was like really a reality, then I
probably wouldn't be super worried about it.
I love that answer. Very modern.
You'd have to have a lot of trust.
I feel like, yeah, I don't know,call me crazy.
(06:46):
No, not crazy. OK, secure, confident.
OK, he's a 10, but your friends don't like him at all.
Dang, he's A7. Right, I'm toxic.
I'm. Toxic, I really don't care.
(07:08):
First of all, I have like 0 friends so that helps.
I have you. So if you didn't like him, yeah,
I know I am thinking about that and I'm saying like I like I
said, I'm toxic. So if he's a 10 but none of my
friends like him, he's still 7. Like he's I probably have to be
(07:28):
on the down low and not share asmany details with the girls, but
honestly, no on I'm bumping it up.
He's a nine. He's a nine.
He's a nine, but he's like my secret 9A secret.
Yeah, I feel like. He's a 10.
I didn't like him. It's like sometimes, like I
(07:49):
don't think any of my friends would steer me wrong.
So they probably like, they probably wouldn't like him for.
Yeah, he's probably a. Douche.
But if he's he's a ten, well, then he no like it, Yeah.
You said I was in college, so itwas young me.
So it was like, it was like a carefree time in my life.
It's not like do or die, you know?
(08:09):
Do or die. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I know.
Yeah. OK.
Yeah. I agree.
I mean, sorry friends, but. Like I'm not probably going to
date him if my friends don't like him, but if he's a 10 he's
a 10. I still have eyeballs.
Yeah, God forbid. Still a red blooded female.
(08:32):
OK, yeah, OK. He's a 2 but he owns several
companies and he earns double digit millions. 7 8.
(08:55):
I love this. I'm planning on that.
I feel like people say money can't buy happiness, but I
disagree a little bit. And you know you, you.
Deserve a luxury lifestyle, honey.
And if he's making that much andhe's owning that many companies
(09:18):
and stuff, he's probably really smart and intelligent, so at
least you can hold a conversation.
Boom. Two Nah, still an 8.
Let me get him some plastic surgery with all that money he's
making. Then at that point, just like
build a boy, build your, build your dream.
(09:38):
Welcome to Build a Boy. Yeah, I love that.
OK, he's an 8, but there's kind of two conditions here.
He's super controlling, but he'salso so rich.
Dang it. Super controlling.
Though he picks out. He like picks out what you wear
(10:02):
like says where you can go but like he's an 8 and he's down bad
for you also it's my other condition like he he's
controlling because he wants youbad.
I don't want to give this answer'cause it's not for the girls.
The girl, the girl inside of me is like Keisha.
(10:26):
You know better. You know, he's he's in he's and
he's super controlling. He's controlling what you wear
and where you go and like probably who you talk to and how
often you're gone and stuff likethat is an instant humongous red
flag, which we're going to play later on in the episode.
(10:47):
But Dang, this man's an 8 and making money, bro.
And he's down bad for me. Like I probably am going to keep
him an 8. Like he's still an 8 and he's
making money. I'm sorry.
OK. I didn't want to say that one
for the girls, but like. Sorry girls.
Don't listen to my terrible advice.
(11:09):
Be better than me, the girls. Were listening to me they would
be even more mad at my answer. I'm not going to say what it is,
but. You're going to say he's a 10?
I'm just looking at the situation.
He's an 8. We just said eights are hard to
find in the wild. He's not even medium ugly.
He's like. No, he's like a.
Tinch. Ugly.
No, He's like. It's barely.
(11:29):
Under being perfect because a 10is perfection.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
OK. He's got money.
He's controlling because he's down bad for you.
You're saying he's a 10? And he's, did I say he's rich?
(11:52):
All right, moving on. So you won't tell us that we
know? I probably.
Would hate to. Be controlling but like.
Yes, you couldn't handle that, but the money wouldn't have a
for a minute, like for a minute.I'm not trying to mean much else
because yeah, right, You're so. Independent, like independent.
(12:13):
And you're always like, those are, oh, I got to go here.
I got to go there. I got to meet with my friends.
I'm doing this and that. We're doing girl brunch.
Like you could never handle handle a controlling guy.
I could because I ain't going nowhere and I'm not meeting up
with anyone. So OK, you just want me to sit
here? Looking.
Gorgeous all day. I'm going to Pilates and getting
my nails done and I'll be back right here in the same spot
(12:36):
where you told me to be like. I could be that if you got
money. Basically, we have come to the
conclusion there is a price. There is a price you could buy
us at for sure, for sure. Yeah, everything's for sale.
Everything's for sale. He's a four, but he drives your
(13:02):
dream car. He's still a four.
I don't have a dream car. You don't have a dream car.
It's not OK. Maybe IA secret.
I do, but like he's driving the car, not me.
It's not going to reel me in like it's not my car, no.
Offense. Oh, wow.
OK, OK, so the price is not a whip.
(13:23):
If you step to Logan with a nicewhip, she's going to buy her.
Is he going to buy me a whip? He's driving you around in the
whip. You you get to whip the whip.
Obviously you guys are dating. He's a four.
Car, if we break up, he's a four, so it's not going to last
forever just because he's a nicecar then then what's going to?
(13:44):
Happen so she said you're still 4 even if you drive a nice car.
Sorry, not impressed. Sorry not sorry because who
bought it, you or your mommy? Ouch.
Sorry, is it my turn or is it your turn?
It's your turn. This one's funny.
(14:04):
I had to throw this one in there.
He's a 10 but he's super jealous.
Oh shoot. Jealousy is my least favorite
trait because I am. I am loyal.
I am loyal. I'm loyal.
(14:26):
That's who I am. OK?
I'm loyal. I've been cheated on before
back, obviously not now. I've been in a committed married
relationship and Dan would neverdo that.
But I have been cheated on before in my past life.
OK. If you knew me then, you don't
know me now. Don't comment.
(14:48):
Which is why it bothers me when people get jealous, because I
would never do that to somebody.So jealousy gives me the ick.
And if you're a 10 but you're super jealous, Dang, I can still
see your face. You're a 10 but you're super
(15:08):
jealous. I'm gonna knock you down to A7.
Interesting, I'm. Going to make you.
I'm going to make you work on it, obviously, because I don't
stand for that. Like I said, if I'm not doing
anything wrong, get your act together.
You need to get your act together.
Get your poop in a group, bump yourself back up to A10.
(15:32):
Have enough confidence in yourself.
You're a 10, have enough confidence in yourself to act
like I'm not going anywhere. That's really what secures a
girl anyways is the guy who actslike why the heck would she ever
step out on me? Girls eat that ish up like
that's giving alpha energy. That's that's what a girl loves
and seeks out anyways, regardless of whether or not
(15:54):
you're A1 to A10, if you act like you're that guy, she's
going to see you as that guy. Yes, she is.
Yes, she is. So act like that guy and she's
not going anywhere. Don't come with this beta
energy. No, it's giving whiny.
It's giving baby, it's giving child, it's giving boy.
(16:17):
Yeah, but you're still a 10, so you're still looking good.
So you're A7 fine. Yeah, OK.
What? What would you say?
He's a 10 but he's super jealous.
This is hard for me because I don't know.
It just depends. He's a 10, so probably an 8,
maybe an 8, you know, because I'm like, I think it's something
(16:37):
you can work on. I do think you can work on it.
It builds with trust over time. Biggest ick Yeah.
Like I'm probably not very trustworthy either.
Or. I mean what?
That's not what I meant. That's not what I I'm not very
(16:58):
I'm probably I probably wouldn'tbe very like super trusting
right away either, but like I don't want to come off as
jealous. I just.
Yeah, Jealousy. Skeptical.
Maybe. Skeptical, OK, but jealous is
like they're they're handing offlike.
That pisses me off because yeah,something I'm loyal like I'm not
(17:21):
going to. If I took the time to be in a
relationship with you, what are we doing?
Why are you jealous? I'm already claimed to be yours
and vice versa. You claim to be mine.
So what is there to be jealous of?
My thing is like, jealousy only belongs when you're not sure
what you guys are. You're not in a committed
(17:41):
relationship. So then you can get jealous
'cause you're like, why are you spending time with this person,
this person? But if you're in a committed
relationship, there's no room for jealousy.
Like that's over. That's a red flag.
Work on your sons. Call me crazy, but I feel like
jealousy maybe before you guys are a thing.
It's like maybe kind of attractive.
(18:03):
Like what? You want me so bad that you're
you're worried who I'm hanging out with?
Like what? But not when you're in a
relationship. No.
Yeah. Yes, OK, he's an 8, but he cries
when you guys argue. He's a.
He's an. I can't.
(18:27):
That was hard every. Time you argue Yes.
Every time you argue, he cries. When we're arguing, he's a fork.
When we're not arguing, he's a mate, but when we're arguing
he's a fork. Like what you're going to cry in
my face? Like because how are we supposed
to have any hard conversations if you're just going to cry all
(18:47):
the time like ugly crying or he just like just doesn't want me
to. Be like this one just he goes
both ways, like this one goes for girls and boys.
In my opinion. It's like don't just sit there
and cry. Handle your business and like
have the conversation. Like you said, how can we have a
tough combo if you're over here crying in the corner?
(19:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I pictured him
ugly crying or at least just being like.
Yeah. If he's like up, is he upset
because I'm upset or is he upsetbecause he doesn't like
confrontation? Oh, I don't know.
I didn't go that deep. I just said he cries every time
you argue. Maybe he has some childhood
(19:30):
trauma, obviously. Yeah, if he.
Still argued in front of him. Yeah, if it's like that, I'm
just going to be like, OK, if we're in the age that we are
now, I'm like, so let's maybe work on this.
Like maybe you should see a therapist and then you can come
back to me in like 4 to 2 years,two to four years.
But if it's like you're upset that I'm upset about something,
(19:53):
I'd maybe say you're a six that.Would be every time, you know
that would only be some time I. Love.
That. Yeah.
You said he's a. Whore.
He's a whore. OK, he is A7 but he wets the
(20:14):
bed. What the?
No, no, no. Get out.
You're a 0. Get out.
I don't have time for this. No.
I spent too much money on my mattress for you to be over here
peeing. Absolutely not.
Get out. Get out.
Get out. Grab your stuff and get out.
Grab the sheet. I would actually probably like I
(20:37):
would catch a case like I would start beating up.
You would have peed in my pants.Like get out, get out.
Get out. Get.
Out. Get out.
And take my sheets with you. I never want to see them again.
Literally. Just going to remind me of you
so. You owe me the price of a new
mattress. Get out.
(20:58):
Literally. He's a three, but he buys you
monthly spa treatments, treatments, facials and
massages. So he's a three, but he gives
you this this special treatment every month.
He's a six. I know that's right.
I know that's right. He's a six, probably not popping
out with him anywhere in public during the day, but you know.
(21:27):
The occasional Netflix and chillto keep those monthly monthly
massages coming like I need this.
Sponsor those or if it's more ofjust like a.
Fall asleep, the hope alive. Netflix and fall asleep.
I leave once I fall asleep like you're.
(21:50):
Like that, Asleep. Get out, get out.
You're like sleep. Or you sleep like.
Oh, sorry. I didn't know, I didn't know
that I didn't know anyone this year.
Sorry. I'm so used to sleeping alone.
My turn. He's a 2, but he's basically you
(22:12):
in guy form. This this question is like how
much do? You really like?
I do love my stuff. Really think like you're the
bee's knees. I think I am the bee's knees for
a girl. I'm not sure I would want a me
and a boy for like I'm very intense and I need a lot of
(22:35):
attention and I like to be the center of attention.
So if he was also like that and it's like I also like to be
doted on like a girl, you know what I mean?
So now I do think I'm funny, which I would love that.
And I do love to chat, which I would also love that.
(22:56):
And I do think I'm an adventure seeker, like high energy, high
vibration. So he's a what first?
He's a 22. He's a two first, but he has my
personality. I probably give him a six.
Oh, OK. Yeah, I was going to say 5 S
right there. Yeah, I'd give him a six.
(23:17):
Right there. I'd give him a six for sure.
Yeah. I think I, I think I can really
bring the pizzazz. OK, he's a 2, but he lets you
take his private jet to travel the world whenever you want. 10,
10/10. Well, again said, I'm married.
(23:40):
We're married now. We're.
Married. Now you have a private jet,
you're paying like. And he lets you take it
whenever, whenever you want, no questions.
Yes, he said. He's a 10.
I'm traveling. Goodbye.
Good. 10 he's a 10, yeah. Your answers are cracking me up,
by the way. Good.
(24:01):
I only have two more. I only have one more.
But that. Can make him up on the flight.
He's a nine, but he's super religious and he's not the same
religion as you, but he wants you to convert to this religion.
Wow. That's very intense.
(24:22):
He's a nine. He's a nine.
So he looks good, but he wants me to convert to a different
religion. Does he have a lot of money or
is this just like he's just a regular negula?
We're just saying regular, regular.
There's no money. No, no, no.
(24:43):
Actually, I don't know. No, money's not a factor.
OK, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
I think you could still be a nine, but I don't want to change
my whole beliefs up, you know what I mean?
I know that's kind of what I I. I spent 34 years getting here
(25:06):
like I spent a long time gettingto where I am.
Yeah. Like I left it blank because I
thought that was interesting. Like it would depend on what
this. Is a good one, yeah.
But I think it being like a hardline, I, I would probably be
like, you're a, you're a zero, you're a 1, you know what I
(25:27):
mean? Yeah.
No, no, no, yeah. And I know I've done the same
thing to a guy before. I'm not saying I'm a nine or
anything like that, but I, I definitely like before I met Dan
had talked to someone and they didn't believe in God at all.
And I was just like, I can't do that like you either.
You're either all in and you yougot to believe in something.
(25:50):
How can you lead me anywhere if you don't believe in anything?
And it was just like a hard line.
So I like that, but it's it's just interesting because.
He was a nine. He was a nine.
Would you give? Up it's.
Like everything you believe in? Care.
(26:11):
Yeah. You don't care what my beliefs
are. It's kind of like.
True. Yeah, I think sometimes you just
got to part ways even when they look good.
OK, this one's funny. He's a 10 but he only lasts 5
minutes or less in bed. Look at your face.
This is so funny. If you're not watching this
(26:33):
episode, you need to go back andphysically watch the episode
because these are so funny. He's a 10, but he only lasts 5
minutes or less. Sometimes.
Sometimes. Like, how's he acting like
afterwards? He really likes you.
Or he's like, you know what? I'm saying you're really trying
(26:54):
to make this work because he's a10.
He. What do you mean how is he
acting? Sometimes it's like a, sometimes
it could be like a compliment. OK.
I get what you're saying, I'm like trying to figure out.
It's every time. No, every time.
Oh, no. OK.
It's every time. Every single time.
He can only last five minutes or5 minutes is the Max.
(27:16):
He's. Fine, it's not terrible.
Is it because of like a medical?Thing.
Or like. Is this a medical condition?
Because I can work with that if we, if it's a medical, I'm not
going to hold it against you if it's a medical condition.
He's a 10. Yeah, he's a 10.
(27:38):
I've got to. Probably stand on that 5.
Oh shoot, that was funny. He's a 5, but he has no, you've
never ever been to his house. You've never like seen him drive
a car. He just like shows up places
like he's mysterious. He's super, super mysterious.
(28:00):
He's a three. I'm sorry, I don't.
I don't do mystery. No.
You're giving you vibes like you're giving giving stalker.
It's giving creepy. Honestly.
You were A5 to begin with. No, I knocked that down.
You're a one. You're giving me the creeps.
(28:21):
If I've never seen where what What Car you drive, how you get
everywhere. If I've never seen your place
and you keep popping up no murder like a zero.
You're a zero. You instantly go down to like
creep level. It's giving.
Yikes. It's giving.
Oh. My God.
(28:45):
OK, he's a four, but he cooks like a chef every meal and loves
doing the dishes afterwards too.10 if you're making me good food
and you're. Thinking it bad for.
Yourself 10. One special shout out to my fine
dime of a guy, Dan, if you're listening.
(29:08):
Do you rush? He's a 10.
He's a 10. Plus he takes care of your
kitties and he loves your guts out.
So he's a 12. On that note, I'm ending this
episode. We hope you enjoyed this special
4th of July episode where Logan and I did a fun little gamey
(29:32):
game so that while you're waiting for the fireworks to
start, you have something to listen to.
Yeah. To make you giggle.
Stay safe out there, don't get hit by any fireworks dude.
Right. Let the professionals light them
up, OK? OK, babes.
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