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Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to Grandpa Is
Him the podcast that digs into
the smelliest, funniest and mostunexpected historical moments.
I'm your host, lynn Dimmick,and joining me today are my
three brave guests Luke Blakeand McCoy.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Thanks for having us
Grandpa, ready to make history
sneak here.
You know I thought podcastswere supposed to be classy, but
I'm here for it.
I'm still processing that I amon a podcast about farts.
Let's do this.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
All right, let's jump
in, starting with medieval
England and Roland the Farter.
Ever heard of him?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Wait, Roland the who.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Roland the Farter,
officially hired by King Henry
II for one specific performance.
Every Christmas he'd do a jump,a whistle and a fart.
In return, he got land and amanor.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So you're saying this
guy farted his way into real
estate.
That's one way to put it in theZobberty ladder estate.
That's one way to put it in thesovereignty ladder.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Exactly, and Roland
was not alone.
In medieval Ireland they hadprofessional farters called
braggatori.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Those guys performed
for nobles and got paid in meat
Like literally steaks and roasts.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yep, impress the
chieftains with your gas, and
dinner was served.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Honestly, medieval
life sounds both simpler and way
stranger.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Alright, that's the
circle of life.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Moving forward in
time, we meet Joseph Pujol,
stage name Le Pentelmange.
This 19th century Frenchentertainer was famous for his
precise let's just say rear-endcontrol.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, what kind of
control are we talking about
here?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
All right, just
listen to this for a minute.
He could inhale air into hisbathside and then expel it
musically, imitate animals andeven blow out camels.
He performed at the MoulinRouge to sold out crowds.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
That sounds like
something good.
That's impressive.
It's a really weird power Kindof sounds like a superpower.
I'd pay money just to see howconfused the audience was, for
real Of course you would.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Speaking of
superpowers ever heard of Mr
Methane.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Is this a Marvel hero
?
I missed.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Almost.
He's a modern performer whowears a superhero costume and
farts classical music.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He even appeared on
Britain's Got Talent.
Imagine telling your parentsthat you're a career choice, and
now people even sell theirfarts online in jars.
Talk about gas.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Historically farting
wasn't just humor.
It reminded everyone, includingkings, that we're all human.
Philosophers even discussed it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Remember you are
immortal and occasionally gassy.
I think we found our nextinspirational quote.
Please no.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
To wrap it up, arts
have earned people manners, meat
and massive popularity.
Any thoughts on today'sWinfield History Tour guys?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Um no, this is like
overall.
Why would people pay for that?
I'm mostly impressed by thecareer paths available if you're
willing to get creative.
I think that we just provedhistory doesn't have to be
boring.
It can also be hilarious and abit smelly.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I could not have said
it better myself.
Thanks to Luke Blake and McCoyfor joining, and thanks to
everyone listening.
Until next time, keep historyweird and wonderful.
This is Grandpa's Hymn.