Surviving Nigeria: No Jobs, No Hope, Just Vibes 💔🇳🇬 | S01E05 - GUYS BEING GUYS

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Oh shit, here we go again. Welcome.

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To episode five, Guys welcome guys.
Welcome to episode 5 of Guys Being Guys Welcome.
Guests are now banging, banging,banging episode and I'm my
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He called me like to like he wastelling me that what was our

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last episode about GEICO and everything he will say I put to
him. He did before he did so drop
that it was apple to him he did.I was released.
It was like he was calling buildon my phone like I'll call and I
get him that I called him like like which perform one hour.
So love is a mess. I have guys that had species
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I'm like why I'm out like our well, I know our conversations
are epic, so why keep peace whatwe can share with you guys yeah
that's basically the scope of itall So again, what thank you
guys, Bobby thank you coyote thank you you guys.
Everybody else won't take a big,big thank you.
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She gets bigger Zazzle alright to start this episode I'll go to
see start today's episode Hey see that yeah you see you
supposed to start with that VDM stuff Do you want the the I know
that we supposed to start with national the Causeway for who

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who read that yeah you. Pick your words.
They do see so once started so Idon't I don't know you guys are
familiar or you've seen the video.
I don't know if you're cause theway everything is dealing we get
I don't know everybody has data but gay that's.
Plan you sent me how many days? Ago.

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You don't see 500 the day I checked to.
Give the time a day. I know the let's say the.
Now they pick up the data we can.
Now show you I see the one of 2000.
You tell where I get 2000. 2/5 everything see everything,
everything that I did and what happened that when that that

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bone came out, they say they saythey say buy and pay with that
plan. I go load 2000 I did I did 60
that day, bro. I can't I can't forget I did I
lost like 6 kilos to get what the heck one more He was our

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yes, he was our family was happening.
So basically it was this bit that came outside as soon as she
came out, she came out like complaining and main thing that
was was like what's happening. She's a cop, apparently.
I genuinely feel so overwhelmed and I feel like if a lot of
Nigerians come out and start speaking on what we are actually
going through, then maybe changes will be made in the
government, don't you guys think?

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And this video, I just want to say to our president, I don't
know if there have been any other president that is
terrible, but you are such a terrible president.
It is so hard. So I'm coming from the
supermarket where I went to get foodstuffs and everything has
gone up again. It's just like every single week
prices increase. I want to know what is the

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government doing about this increment?
Is there going to be a particular time where prices
will stop going up? Is there going to be a
particular time when things are going to go back?
Guys, where am I going to get a grate of egg and they're telling
me it is 6/5. It doesn't make any sense that
egg will cost 65. Like I literally can't remember
when egg used to cost 800 and I'm so overwhelmed because this

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is literally my first time doingthis adulthood thing alone.
This is my first time moving outof my family house.
This is my first time living by myself.
And not just that. After I left the supermarket and
I go home, my security is bringing Nepal bill and Nepal
bill has gone up by two times. Like it's insane.
I can't keep up with this bills.I am so overwhelmed and I'm so

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exhausted. Every single money that I have
been making I'm using it to pay bills.
I don't even get to leave properly.
The craziest thing was you want to go out, you want to go out to
a certain location with your friends and Uber is about 25,000
like even Uber that we can't even take Uber.
It is crazy like why I think so expensive and let's not even

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Lagos stinks. Lagos smells like shit.
If you say OK, I want to take a walk, I'm depressed, let me just
take a walk. You can't even take a walk.
Like the place smells like crazy.
Why does an entire state smell like this?
And what is the government doingabout the bad smell?
Everything is just so overwhelming.
You want to start up a business and now you have to take a loan

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to start up a business. And the loan you don't even know
if you can actually repay it because if the business.
I don't know, I'm just so tired.Like why is no one saying
anything about it being an NYSE copper?
There's nothing beneficial aboutthis whole NYSE thing.
The money I spend on transportation is just more than
the Alawi the government gives me.
Like it doesn't. I can't keep up.

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Like I'm so tired of this bill and I can't keep up.
I am, I'm overwhelmed and I'm tired, I'm exhausted.
It's too much and I wish that wewould start calling the
government out heads on. For example, Tinubu, you are a
terrible president. Like what are you doing to help
us? What are you doing to help the
economy? You are so terrible.
I'm so sick and tired of Nigerians acting like we are

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strong and they say oh Nigerians, we are actually very
strong. Go.
No matter how much they increasethings, we stitches tips, No, it
is not cute. We are cowards.
That is a cowardly behaviour. You don't stand to ask people oh
why is this expensive for example MTN what the fuck is
even going on? Literally I spent over like
20,000 on data in a week and I'mnot even joking 15 data cannot

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even last me for an entire day Ihave to do 15 like 2 times a day
which is like 3000 a day. It is too much like what are you
guys doing about it? Like what is happening?
I'm tired of paying bills. I feel like I don't have
anything. I feel like I don't have any
achievement to go on my own. Every single time that I work
hard, I'm spending it back in the economy to pay bills and I

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wasn't created to pay bills. I'm just, I'm just really tired
and I just want our money to count for some. 24 hours later.
So guys, yesterday I made a video talking about the Nigerian
government and how terrible president who is and I was
crying in the video. So 30 minutes ago, I just
received Ava call from the NYSE board starting with the

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secretariat before the LGI and for the secretariat, sorry for
the yes, for the NYC secretariat.
I'm going to attach a what she said, some of the things she
said. So you guys were here.
I wasn't insulting the presidentMa.
I was only asking for accountability.
Hold down that office you shouldput there.
Ma, you threatening me? Hold down that office.

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You are not. Talking to your bank.
Ma, she called me and she was shouting and she was threatening
me to take down the video. And I'm in my first mind I'm
like, wait, how did they get my phone number?
And then I realised that every NYC copper has to fill a a file
with your phone number and your address.
I'm like, these people actually have my house address and they
know where I'm staying. And now they are started calling

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me first to threaten me. It is so bad that you can't even
just pick up about the government because they feel
like they have changed to hold you.
You're really calling me to threaten me.
And this is I would literally attach what she said so you guys
can hear. She was telling me that I was
insulting the president. I never insulted the president.
I said he's terrible. That is not an insult.

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It is a statement. And I did not go on and start
saying, oh, Ginnibo, you're this, you're the I just said
he's a terrible president. And it's OK for a government,
for a body to identify that. OK, this person is actually
terrible at their job. So why, why is there a problem
that the NYC government, NYC secretary, NYC board will call
me to threaten me? Like why is that okay that I
can't speak up for something that is directly hurting me?

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Why is it okay that it will callme to threaten me under 24 hours
that I made a video? Why can't the Nigeria, why can't
Nigerians speak up? Why are they doors in change?
Why do they feel like everythingthat we do, they have ways to
control us? Let me tell you guys something,
NYC, NYC board or whatever, if you guys have come together, you
like, maybe you're not calling me one by one to try.

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To me, that's fine. You can do whatever you want to
do because I know that you guys already have plans.
They want that. This one is calling me, the next
person is calling me. That's fine.
But now I'm putting it out here so you guys will see and you
guys will know. NYSE, they have my house address
and they're calling me to threaten me.
So in case anything happens, youwill be very much aware where
the problem started because I did not say anything.

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I shouldn't have said the Nigerian government.
I'm not doing anything about theinflation that is happening and
it's causing us to be very depressed.
I am depressed and my my bank account is going to 0 and I
still have to leave every day and I'm asking that to do
something about the inflation and instead of me to get a call
and say, OK, we are working on it.
I'm getting a call saying that oh, you're very stupid.
Why did you do that? To take down that video.

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You did this, you did that. I just want you guys to know
that this is what the NYC board are doing.
And in case anything happens to me because they have my address,
you guys know who to hold accountable.
Nah, it's long. I don't know.
Yeah, summarise it. So to do so, she came out, she
came out like lament is a copperin Lagos.

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So she was like more diabeting is hard like it's on babe like
egg, she can't food egg. Like she was like crying that
what's happening governments notdoing anything their data type
is high, full stops high not is cheap.
Nothing is cheap at this point. Do it cheap thing I see right

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now I don't know there's. Nothing, that is.
Cheap she came outside lamentingso I prayed to drop the video
like people were like people were like filming the video and
everything why some people were engaging negative or get back to
that. So the next day she came back on
her video that or more that the government is at like looking
for her fine, then looking for that homo that she needs to

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remove the soap. I'm like shut.
Up. Shut up.
I'm like, she recorded it now. She was like, shut up, like.

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She kept every days she get on that for me, she feels.
Record she's all small for she doesn't have main phone to
record. That's what I'm saying.
But what one thing that what ourproduct for doing was that she
like she said she didn't sold them.
What she said is it is it terrible?
She didn't say stupid. A factual same statement.

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Meow rows like that's. The calmest you can be to
actually see what is going on in.
Nigeria, I thought there was freedom of speech in this.
Country or that is just just forthe constitution, the.
Understand that's not just for grip.
Guy 77,000 they use mount dashamfor one year.
Last of I don't think it's goingto happen 'cause now with too

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much money throughout so basically.
What's so basically now we get to that we get to that.
So now the government are talking and I shouldn't see the
video or the consequences. I'm like somebody get so did my
own the main couples that this government is is like 1 Daisy

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priming scheme that someone is coming out lamenting because
almost let's not like is is rough out there eh bro he wants
to like a couple now a couple wants to like remove so bro have
a guy that kept having getting paid where you did you be
spending from the beeps beeps said something that she.
She's. Even lucky that she stays in a

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family home. Yeah, imagine.
Those that. Being I left all my guys said
and this guy, so I know my guy is part of the.
Coppers regularisation to give you apartment or the pay guy he
gave one of my guy the time was doing his NYC the money they
were paying him that was his entire transport per month.

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Like the thank you they were giving him is he calculated
everything. That is what he uses for
transport. That's bullshit.
Of course now you stop stop doing it.
You get some certificate now because this guy that this guy

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has money like he's comfortable get it When I posted this over
what I was like NYC shit though they want me.
I mean no agree, it's practically ruin your finances
not be pretty matter, but you guys see it, but it was like it
was. I could feel that one guy is
tired. This is what I said I'm a Casper

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I can't I was not like every time.
I like the fact that the countryland halfway around the country
to shop with our place. We can get kidnapped.
Even the handbook that they say that once I'm travelling give
someone your phone number in case of so visitor is in
handbook. Don't travel with Yeah uniform

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Yeah is in handbook. So like you still are you still
in dirty place for three weeks you're comfortable?
No, like no good food, no good facilities matching around the
old son. Imagine imagine the people I'm
doing your camp now We'll see this only this one is blinding.
We'll get just for the three kids I like or more account for

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this 3 is almost done. I'm like more.
I feel for you. Do you do you.
So basically now what happened from today was that like I think
they call that someone that to court this morning, Dash.
Yeah. So for what?
Yeah, like Nigerians are just their parties are misplacing in

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the long run 'cause why you somewith babies talking about this?
You want to punish her for what she called everybody else?
Death. Death pronounce it.
I'm on that one was so weird. Weird is.
That the word we're. Going to use.
Or disturbing? How was disturbing?

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He said. That guy that disturbing as
focus, yes, you, yes, you know, in his house, silly.
Because what should the tips that they are giving and Kiri
Kiri is worse than someone saying they take the like he's
not sweet in his mouth. Now I be what he say is not.

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Smelly oh man is awful, awful, awful.
Oh my God, hey bastard, he knowssmelly come with the egg is how
could you say that and and the people pop everything that she
more all she said was the fact. She said it in a very like as to
come as anybody. Can see and you see, get away,

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good or more, anything will happen.
Make it just happen. I'm saying, she said.
And she was good. She was respectful.
You're very respectful. Like to be called.
She tried. For Don't Lose Their cool past,
we did talk about it, actually. In just.
Now, as actually in Nigeria, it was.

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Video that was in that type of video.
Now don't stick it. Will go farther.
Well, that's video. Video has back yes he has he has
been in the system so he has he don't head that come out, but
almost see the whole issue abouteverything just on this country.
What now pissed me off what coming to this whole I saw the
video about what comes with thatso the girl wants one Nigeria

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can meet the person or not like like you was a copper do with a
critter veg bro in everything she said if everything she said
all he could from what she said the was that what's the copper
do with the critter. Veg there's no job now, just
know. That the copper.

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Almost see the like common sensethey were.
Supposed to call up common sense.
Some people it's noise is is is really painful.
It's it's 1 is really, really painful because bro, everybody

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suffering, you can't tell me seeyou cannot tell me every which I
find it difficult. Because they're spending very
unnecessary. Because if you think if you
think everything in dollars is aflex, I promise you any in
dollars just to come our best ifthis in there artiflated prices
any of the only thing there any more money.
But sometimes they're coming here to buy a superb year for

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1/5 spend. Less to get more bro see my
sister spend less. Spend more if you want to get.
Want to talk about that too, if sorry if you want to talk about
that, yeah. See.
Your comfort. See bro if you're earning 200
doors per month or 250 bro, it is still very decent as a as a

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copper let's. Use copper as a copper as a
copper as a copper this and we're talking.
About. Like copper?
Copper as decent. If you like it's OK. 5050 K also
per month. It's not

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bad actually. Is a lot of money they are
working that. They're even trying to stop the
use of dollar because in their own words is deflating naira.

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See naira. Let's not win our safe enough
even see 100 naira bite. Honestly, yeah, no. 5000 naira
bite like 100 naira losing valuedo you know sad like hundred 990
days by three people turn out. Let's let's talk about how bad

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Nigeria has been over this. I know I'm going to calm down
because I'm weak. As for thinking about Nigeria,
this is that this body enter. Do we think No, Don't go bad.

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You saw, you saw everybody else.When his first year the price of
petrol. What I'm saying is, see, he
said. This is started when?
He started when? No, it wasn't that bad, no.
That's when he started getting bad, no SO.
Me, I will stand on that becauseyou know, it was, you know it

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was doing a. Lot of them, you know.
He was doing Barry's time, that's that lucky massacre
happened. Yeah.
And it happened because of they see we get the bridge in it.
No, it's all good. Not the bridge, the.
Two bridge who get that? And.
They were. I think the tool was the

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problem. Wasn't it, you know, it was, I
don't think I'm sorry that was. So what are you talking about?
Like. Violence.
Why would he do that kind of thing?
It wasn't, it wasn't just when he knows.
Oh yeah, he increased the I think he increased or something.
There was something that happened that all of them
gathered. Let me, let me.
I know. They bounced down his hotel.
They went. They bounced it down like half

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of it. He did.
Nobody can pull that kind of move when you're not a soldier.
Like, who are you? Because Jacobin, you said it's
just a ban just to proof that you have power over the
president. Which kind of Game of Thrones
movies out? In the country do we almost see
for the let's let's go get that great but the issues that as a

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Nigerian Omakan because I be seen like it's weakened the
sense that everything is now triple the price of what it was
two years ago it. Increases every week.
Guy now anything about Nigeriansthat Nigerians they're they're
forgetful so about even no, no, no, he says I even metaphor
guess we said that no to let me learn.

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Let me learn no, that's that's adifferent thing, but forgets in
the sense that do you remember that they were buying Coke
15150? See people remember again the
this platform a new norm that somewhere buy Coke 150.
We're buying we're buying the business.

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Was seen cook 150 remember maybeJune. 150 oh God, now cook is
cook is 500 bro bread I've seen literally from I've seen bread
go from 200 to 1000 bread bread bread bread was literally 300.
Now that's small. That's smallest.
No smallest no, no, that's the size has been the same.

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We want to want to be whatever is buying now was was 300 now
300 now 400 now so it's I speak on everybody when I say that
it's it's choking. It says that if you have if you
have back like this talking saysthat youths are feeling it.
It meant to be in a good system has to be the adults feeling the
stuff like I was still get for exactly but bro youths are

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literally feeling it yeah like for the girl I know OK forget
forget to hear that this pick upthere are people that are more
they don't have any other sourceof eco called desire to save.
They have and Cebu save like everything is just so even to
get an apartment now they're looking at 5 million yeah that's

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minus the rental furnishing furnishing that's as in that's
the main cuckoo they want to getmy choice is 60 Ki swear if.
You're. Back.
Gas 15K, 15K. She's like 15 Q No they saying

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the boy head the. Head not.
Boner not. Boner why you connect to the gas
cylinder itself? It's 2525, but I was recently
it's 25. Is it expensive?
But how much check it but or more it's imports that the
follower for for this is bubble vendor for gas.

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This is bubble Yeah, the problemany problem Oh it's it's almost
see like now in my room now likemy room now OK bed fast see to
get fast safe standing fan some something key.
I don't know chargeable, so kudos everybody out there trying

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to but I. Really appreciate it was not
easy guys. Some guys go to Collare.
The issue the issue I'm just. Saying based off finances,
that's double. D the issue The issue I'm having
now is the fact that the whole house pays.

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Just the old new house, new house, do everything.
Sorry, the old NYCP could have been resolved.
It's painful. It's painful.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's and OK, like I thought

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about Nigeria, once the price goes up, it never comes down.
Yeah, so the service goes to keep increase the changes.
Don't like? We can never seen that something
about Nigeria once it goes up. See now Nigeria now we did our
so it says that I remember when the the market was was solely
dependent on dollar. They all doesn't say, ah, now
dollar, dollar, dollar, they went down.

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Don't do all these people were saying when he was like, I
bought this house when Dola was 17.
I must say I want 7. Dola is like 1-3 now.
See, honestly, no sense in Nigeria by the cost of
everything because Nigerians never speak up.
I must say that you I don't say.But bro, I just, I used to this
adopting thing and it's yeah, Nigerians adopt and it's, it's

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it's it's tiring. More problem.
Yeah, true. Nigel's adapt that's that is
annoying see this it happen in France fast people that are
notorious for protest check it to fucking bro French French
people don't take shit even Macron Macron, he knows that my
rocker knows that it doesn't French problem they don't take

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it any small thing they don't put this because.
They not become, they not be contained.
Because it's why are you trying to bully the bully the.
Like you said, yeah, now we do. Ourselves now they do.
Ourselves now I don't feel like people.
Actually ready, ready to face the governments or whatever
because of how expensive everything is now.

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Stop by. It is the fact that they feel
that to adapt to that, it's. Doing it's expensive is when
like the days demand the supply yeah you understand this one is
just overpriced when necessarilyoverpriced everything.
Everything is. Everything is just I'm more see,

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I guess guys, sorry for the I'm I'm just like this whole topic
just with me. It's a little bit.
With dating it's I can relate and I don't know now everyday
life even you, you dare say you can relate.
I relate. No, no, no, no.
I relate to more. It's people have been way worse

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than me. Do you?
Understand just we, we are stillactually very much OK.
I'm not I'm not where I want to be the girl, the girl P is a two
way St for me. You know, guys me, I'm always
with the two way street. I went.
I'm not trying to support the toattack like thing in the middle
from both perspectives. I went to Target, so I can't

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understand where the guys where people come, why do we are
attacking them? Because I was like she goes to a
five star restaurant and that five star.
So I feel Nigerian are like you can go to a five star restaurant
but why is this an ad for you? She's just been a girl, so just
a girl and without a thing, she's just just a girl.

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So I didn't want to start this point because so see that which
turns out to this old NYSE Palaba, which normal.
I keep saying that it is not necessary.
It is not needed is not necessary because what do you
mean not needed? It's not needed.
Well, if everybody see NYC is just a positive scheme to let
you know that more there's really no job out there.

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It's like it's like it's like extra in like we don't want to
play water man to say pick 2 like no.
So general marketer for jam marketer or more is your last
time for you to look for water before those who do get people
who leave you out who say we've done our best because after
NYSE, why people why parents push that to devices that OK,

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you can get a job, but there's no job out there.
There's no job. Now I said that now if I know if
I'm not so good at known, don't see for in the tech field.
So because it's really it's really weird because I don't

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understand because you are stressing people to go and save
and everything work forward and everything about the father, the
guy the guy kept the cap was saluting his father find job.
The boy. The boy was.

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The boy was like. Accomplishment that Matthew.
Or whatever. No, no, This one in front of his
spirit at home, you don't, you don't finish.
Whatever he does, he look as a boy.

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He won't push. If by palm, then that one in
that situation, you know that the boy wanted to do it just to
follow protocol. Why I like the I like I like the
dad flogged because I'm a white life life life are password is

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only they do. Not a lot of parents.
Can do that so I've seen a videolike that that the gadget if I
pray I'm like what the heck I like what the heck things happen
because. Not the adults if you.
Don't do NYC do you want to findjob it's it's you wanted to like

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2 parts like conversation about NYC the government talk about
African parents on their own. OK so but almost I was let's see
this NYC. I keep saying that it's not
needed, it's not necessary. And like you said, you guys said
before about the Oasis, the someOK, I like this.
I'm sure the government has passed out.
There was them and whatever likeactually government has passed

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out abuse, but there's so much corruption in the sense that OK,
now I don't know if OK, you know, private school now private
school works. You will still now something is
wrong with you still now like fix it or more.
No, no, no, no. No, not for time all is that OK
now your hostel, your hostel nowsomething is bad.

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So don't like what kind of school fees is government on
online museum or more that's a result to this department, this
faculty and this in the Senate. They are the for the before the
my school see the same is long place is long for no reason as
we government is it says that they passed down this bill.
They've passed it down. They passed down the bill, but

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I'm sure someone someone ago people did that shopping that
that money because the funding like same with the same with
pension will be with pension is the funding for that pension.
So go to go to do minus every minus is 80 K.
You calculate it does that moneythat buy for always like a
babes. So more this you guys what you

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saying? Well, I'm just I'm weak.
I'm I'm not tired, but I'm just like this country scares me.
Topic is very, very down is downbecause Omar the is working.
We're going to record Lot's bodies a lot of like he's going.
To. Like have parts not just on this

(34:43):
episode. Yeah, 'cause there some branches
tomorrow safe. Everybody go kiss and.
Remove this Nigeria again. Well, that's the thing.
No, I mean Nigeria is a is a forever topic, just that my own
my own aspect is that or more ormore see this country is shitty,
but my own more where I'll be angry as the way people are

(35:05):
attacking the girl. Like why?
Like I said, like I said again, I would like Nigerians see no
misplaced policy, but this thingcalled folks classism, classism.
It says that, you know, classismis when the no, the rich, no,
the exactly rich discussing on the island.
I said before that casting on the island is crazy, bro.

(35:26):
You can be walking now. If the guy's car, the guy will
come outside. Look at we will stay down at
you, bro. You feel worthless.
There's not this what people nowdo that they feel they are rich
enough. That's something like everybody
else but they don't want them toknow what's the ego they don't
want to shoot that OK they don'twant people know that they're
suffering that's hard mocking people that actually suffer with
them to look rich or more yeah deceiving yourself nobody else

(35:50):
called LDD yeah you're lamentingto I saw I saw a Twitter someone
insulting the girl someone saw the girl you know the way to
tell people walk they went to now meet they went to California
for that guys to that way it wassending their car number in
different conversations that's. Why?
I stopped that used to do it. This is it.

(36:20):
Look for look for the IT was a babe.
Brother, is this you like more than five times?
I'm like this guy, you know, getshame.
Another fucked in life. The Internet never forgets.
Like it's like a coach. They stay there forever.
Man, you forget. The Internet never would.

(37:00):
Is that bad actually this crude?No, no, that is not the school.
The school, the school. But we still do debris for.
All of. Them of course now people
jobless are by doctor before jobless youths and.

(37:21):
When I use that, that's stuff here that will be retreat
nonsense now no more this in ourvibe from now this game make me
understand that thing or do whenthis mother was having issues.
We won't be like I can't remember that issue.
I think issue of him licking their chat or something funny

(37:41):
like I. Can't remember.
I don't. I don't think I remember issue.
No, I don't think I do. Was it a serious?
It wasn't serious serious. Serious.
Well, maybe because maybe I knowI get the girl.
Like slow down snap. I'm more this serious issue.
So it's a very serious. So now that's that's my issue

(38:05):
where like I say, Nigerian Internet.
I won't say Nigerian. Nigerian Internet is of two
things that classism story like rich people, they like I
remember why I told you that Nigerian they like begging
generally. No, I just like begging.
This is the green and I just like begging.

(38:28):
Asian influence came to Nigeria they're like she made like who
she was a partner to that they just like begging and she's not
wrong in airport now as a white person now post this country the
best attempt to use begging for money after which before like
they're ready for that kind of stuff.
You are person cry actually alsocalling money from you Yeah the

(38:51):
person that called car for you helping you get abroad the open
for the kind of the hearts everywhere you go was not I come
I'm not when Kaiser my kids Nigeria but everyone was begging
him. He said it, he said I still was
today was like just like begging, but he really he
couldn't. I don't like it down sometimes
if if you don't know loaded, go ask her so you.

(39:12):
Know. They give us something got apne
annoys me. Catch you, was it?
Who wants? To see you underwear is what I
like is whatever the I like whenpeople act on the road acting.
What do you mean they will see acting few more movie crews

(39:35):
acting movie she goes Nigerians bro this country is that one I I
don't actually I I barely see that because believe I I'm gonna
go as since when watching if it.Was one like let's see if you
are abroad and shooting your. Favourite movie or some shit?

(39:57):
Bro, you move along. You don't you want to see, Bro,
you move along. I've seen movies.
I've seen them acting. Avengers.
They see movie alone because they don't know those people.
They don't disclose what they'redoing.
OK, I've ever thought about that.
Why is that all this movie? That's all right.
Why? Why is that?
It doesn't leak online, that is.Yeah.
See the making they saw. Nobody cares.

(40:19):
Because no, so OK now like OK, now you sit on cruise now acting
a movie. Now you don't know what movie is
acting for. So every time, every time by
this country does X major, I'm tired and issue that to leave
this country, save that money. Everything is money that I don't
like Lagos spending. Lagos money you.

(40:41):
Can actually use here to make yourself better.
Every time I Lagos is money, money, money.
I waking up is money, Money, money, money, money, money,
money, money, money money money.I don't know.

(41:15):
If they between you no joke. If your dog no joke.
You know if you say. Like, actually like your dog.
Will look like scrap if. You say no joke way you go like
script almost see it is all, seewhat comes my laments little
blessing. Guys being guys you don't care
about. We care about you guys 'cause
also we say with the sofa, God is with us, boy, God is with you

(41:40):
guys too see NYC they won't evercatch you say no, I am not doing
unless they are ready to take your pay, you give you salary
evolve lawyer some people they. Don't.
Give them. Ultimate.

(42:06):
He. Did not give it to me to fight.
Fight them, fight them. Ah my my grandma.
Every time I am more doing nothing see not to make me way,

(42:28):
God forbid. And I've waited ever since
because I don't. It doesn't make any sense.
Why you sending me to NASA, our states like she.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
Yeah, I see. The guy, the hunt Bush.
No, he did the act of like content.

(42:49):
I don't know made the safest class go Bush.
This is country, your country. No pure the safest class, but we
sleepless night. They read the toy.
Listen to the gawa you'll be God.
This country has gaslighted everybody bro, because I don't

(43:11):
understand that it's for that side.
See there's a reason why we're in good for that.
They teach you how to cut a hat so close.
How to the shoe bro that claim that more job Moody.
You have to do some small thingsto survive.
Yes, that's it. See those vocational?
See. Imagine if they were doing cyber

(43:34):
security they can't do. All that that's why that's the
points they are trying to empower like I studied computer
science, I can promise you that my exam we're coding on a sheet
of paper you're. Coding.
On a sheet of paper. That is.
Wow, that's what. Come on.
I've been serious. They tell you right, They could
write the code of paper, bro, this this country doesn't have

(43:55):
to do that. That guy would be crazy.
I'm sorry. Without the facilities.
That's the trolling Nigeria, Yeah, or more.
It's crazy because it's if we'retalking.
About the country gaslighting us, how we compare it to African

(44:15):
parents gaslighting. See African parents See our
puzzle because or more African parents and I'll go for see even
a parent now. OK.
No, no. I've got this.
This is good Saudis more you get.
I don't explain. You understand?
No, no, no, no, no. Do better before.
But we don't attacking. We don't know.

(44:38):
You guys will not understand theway we talk.
See African parents. African parents see I keep
saying that they just problems from you about Africa because
bro they've kept that respect over everything else.
Everything respect. I'm left-handed now I can't give
because for what I want me growing up I was I'm used to
like my left hand bro. I see.

(45:02):
I keep saying that Africa is themain issue for the country.
God I beg, God I beg cause what the heck is that?
But still. They are still minute few

(45:26):
percentage of. Them.
No, I feel all of them. Bro, I've made some parents.
The way they do their thing willshock you see?
It would be like film, like waiting in the Sea for Big Bang,
all this guy. It could be like film.
They don't allow, they don't, they don't allow their business.

(45:46):
Even if they went to school, they don't allow those kind.
Of yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you get?
They are the ones that do their things coded as a rule.
Everybody follows it and is withthe correct each other.
They don't use hash like bow down your head by force and by
fire. They make you understand.

(46:06):
The concepts and. And how you should change it.
Yeah, not that you must no African friends, no African
friends, African African friendsissues #1 is that is I give his
agitating with them. Everything is the most it's most
happened most the most bowed outto their will.
I dream because I was time because almost I know, I know, I

(46:28):
know. I've experienced some app like
like I've had experience of our families that like that.
The reason why they shouldn't like that most that reason, like
real and everything. See if it's not, if it's not
that they're if they're not pressurising their children,
they are comparing them to otherpeople.
They are woman. I talk about a story about my

(46:49):
grandma when she's completely like my family is OK, like
basically when I was young, whenI was young, when I was young,
when I was, I was the smartest. Like I promise you this guy was
see this guy was smart. We know them the guy no, the guy
was smart, so he will not make me feel bad out like no, he

(47:13):
didn't innocent guy, innocent guy kill kill my boy no wildlife
bro, they come bro they compare me now the guy it's about the
guys gone a war. No is another guy but guys drugs
everything and I have to get dirty tongue That's good in in

(47:39):
nasty thought the ship she capsized the boats wreck pro OK
yours. Is different me.
I have one here that's they usedto compare me to him.
Him, he had 6. Six or five siblings.
OK, Yeah. And he was still like he was top
of the class boats. His parents have been in their

(48:05):
house. They are not.
They are not harsh. Harsh.
The father is a need to keep like a lawyer.
OK. The mom is a businesswoman, see
when they sit down and talk. You know that?
Yeah, you. Know that you these people, they
are tight and respect each other, OK?

(48:25):
They are not harsh with their words.
Nigerian parents any small team jump doing something, although
yeah there are some that hold themselves or those ones that
any small thing not vex you can't be the one.
Percent those doubt that retain themselves know their man.
Constituents, those ones that right you see those ones that
actually know, especially 1%. Especially you.

(48:49):
See those ones that cause without knowing are those ones
that me in my own this thing they know they read Bible
because they know. See if your mother cost you bro
not nothing for this life. Come on that thing apart from
good and then I have good ready to remove her because guy now
she bore you so bleed for you. Make your Mama cause for you

(49:14):
bro. To catch you the story.
We are here. This one is slapping Mama and
the woman die now. They don't see in life now what
happen if you were as of course see I believe that's what I
believe even if it cause bro some blade for you see came up
from that woman. See, I don't want to know you

(49:35):
guys want to modernise this, butthat will catch you as you guys
still don't. Want that any small team?
John, insult. Well, you're justified.
That's it. That's that's that's if we do
the picking and beg. No, that one he wasn't
justified. But get any small team.

(50:04):
I'm a big, I'm a big. I'm a big fan of respect.
I don't see respect to respect to respect to respect the best
team. It's not that I don't respect
you, but I I won't just lie or like, hide stuff.

(50:28):
No. See every at.
Fault. The most I can do is.
To keep quiet, OK. 'Cause that's best thing to do,
best thing. You can do not type you.
Find something something something you did in the past.
Parents, I feel I feel parents majority of parents didn't

(50:52):
therapy mandatory. They actually they don't know
mandatory therapy because it waswhen I was like as I was growing
old me watching all these American series.
I'm like really like really treat like they were like the
way no, no, no, no is way that they have different.

(51:13):
They have different ways of raising their children.
Some don't. Some have you wrong.
Some have you so well like one more Nigerians don't Nigeria
don't sit down to think of they should have they should just
like dogs like animals that do sit down or sit down not like
adults. That's why you see most of them.
That's why you see the pregnancyrace is skyrocketing.
Is wearing that legal because you're taking sex as a taboo bro

(51:37):
it seem I keep saying I keep saying that sex is a normal
thing is it is simply same thingas breathing or cutting your
hair. Do you get just as more secret
because it's more intense and more possible to use?
Is more yeah, though like, I see, I see it is a secret thing.

(51:58):
Hold on. Is this really secret in the
sense that sex is sex, Sex is sex.
No, it's the way that the way things were, the way things were
not before. And now see everybody that
hypocrites Prince are the numberone.
See, I don't how much I judge, but Prince are hypocrites too

(52:22):
because you think you think of Prince is.
I promise you no Prince is perfect because it's it's
simple. It says that you know and
against came and wanted it because I'm talking from I don't
talk from all perspective or forwhat we've discussed and noticed
from parents. So those so those those sit down
thinking that we have we have wait, no, no, no, no, no, no,

(52:45):
this is to be that were brought like was brought our attention.
You can even relate to it. It's not like actually most of
them can relate to it, you know,It's in that one they see for
us. Actually, I saw this I saw this
meme that I said that to me actually that on my feet they go
to depression. Be a mostly call with your be

(53:08):
calm. Well, we can we can make about
for that. Like he wouldn't meet TomTom was
beating his meat. The girl was fishing.
Parents, you have your parents is apart away from each other.

(53:32):
You cannot your parents apart. It says that let's let's let's,
let's, let's tackle this one by one in the sense that, OK,
parents are gaslighters. Your your your own mom may not
gaslight you, but you get to that point.
Might not be your mom, might be your auntie, might be your
uncle. You see family tree.

(53:53):
See, let me do something. It's not only relationships that
are toxic. It's not only relationship with
your weapon as toxic. But I promise you, you can't be
toxic with your pastor. You can be toxic with your
therapist. So you know that more everybody
can be toxic to you. Oh my God.

(54:23):
Constructing like for Motörhead the air pasta has been the one
that's even been in charge of itin terms of monetary monitoring
it and finding means of financing the projects.
OK so there was AI think a building supervisor like for

(54:45):
general overseed that kind of sothe man came onto stage.
I don't think they discussed theissue before so the man like was
trying to rally people up to help them get cement. 90 man as
in Taco a minimum of five bags. I just sit down start to impress

(55:08):
my phone 5 bags and apparently that with me.
I don't already find out how much power cement be.
Thank you. I bought cement to give today my
eats demand a toxic minimum of 5bucks.
Per person, per. Person and said he wanted 40 guy
calm down, calm. Down with the the calculate the
only 4040 people. OK.

(55:28):
I guess how much I want 2 million?
Check it they. Had to send someone on stage
like an ocean to that Baba Baba you don't like you know how to
change. Like the way they did it was
well done. Like I don't know we are going
through but we can do 2 bags, minimum of two bags, 2 bags, 2

(55:50):
bags, 2 bags. That was that.
That was church for that peace that my bag.
Redeem, redeem, redeem. No, no, no, no.
Is not redeemed. They didn't talk about it.
No signal. They had Pastor bro, the reason
why I still go to that church. I like that man.
The man is an educated man. You know my lecturer.

(56:10):
OK, we did teach like like pastor year did we have pastor
year? Did we study math?
And he's a Batman of good. Like I'm redeemed.
They have those pastors that come come pastors like the
proper ones will come like and they know how to defuse a
situation, even if when it happens, like when bad happens,
they know how to manoeuvre. It doesn't look like it.

(56:33):
Completely. Yeah, I get you.
That's. The kind of man he is.
When I see the centre, I. Laugh because I calculated it.
Take it 10 * 40. 10/10/10 Key times 4010 thousand 10 * 10,000
right? Yeah, this is 5050 * 10 How am I

(56:55):
doing 50,000 No 10,000 * 50 people. 40 people.
Sorry. Now 40 people in 10,000 * 40.
That's why, Jackie, no way, Sorry.

(57:15):
Now 5 bags. Into 50K times 40.
So apparently it was 2 million or something like that.
Right now, yes, Now we'll see. Yeah, basically we have a script

(57:42):
for these old parents though, but it's been like something we
talk about. I don't know if guys can relate
to. If you can relate to please drop
a comment or tell me or tell us the most absorbed thing, your
pain, your mom will die as ever say like relative delivered on
to you. It's especially those funny,
funny aunties. And.
Uncles I used to cause or more you can't tell me.
See, see, family is not my it's not my blood.

(58:03):
Again, no, family is not my blood 'cause my blood now now
from my body go stress you pass.What do you mean family man?
I don't see my mom flies with myown issues with parents.
I've come friends and thinking that they're always right.
You can't talk to them. Why?

(58:24):
Because they had rude to them and says exposed to yeah, that
that was me. You correcting them is you being
rude. To them it's nothing make any
sense. See I had an issue my mom some
weeks back. So like something happened I was
angry about I told I told about something that pissed me off.

(58:44):
So I told that I'm like telling me shut up.
You know I'm angry. I don't add the most fans.
Why you tell him shut up. Tell me.
Come now. Come and then I should relax.
Shut up will not help anything. You know that how we should have
where two people have where thatguys guys do this stuff.
You know that two guys are fighting now.
Yeah, they may have fighting now.
Gerry wants separate us. They made me generation separate

(59:06):
us. I'm taking eating.
You guys guys do that a lot likeguys.
Yeah, together two guys are fighting normal thing.
Two guys are fighting now. That's what that's what that's
what that's what the parents would do to you.

(59:33):
So like that one would like my sister.
I'm like, why are you telling meshut up?
They don't like do me as I'm like, Omo, you can't tell me.
Shut up. It's not about short about this
since that respect respect exactly respect writing shot
like I'm like I'm 1617. They can't.

(59:54):
Respect you. That's it.
That word is like you're asking for.
Word on that's what. I've been asking for guy which
one is respect? That's why that's I keep going
back, that's I keep going back to the issue that Niger Africa
about president robot elders at the Maple in this country and
this want to respect, respect. They don't respect themselves

(01:00:15):
but they wanted to respect them as I see it affected us so much
that Nigerian people can't go Nigeria like Nigeria should grow
poor. You can't go go like they can't
do previously. Ma Sir, yes, ma, yes Sir.
It's dark house. So do I mean like abroad you see
them talking like you see them talking.
This is the pre oppressive body respect people are more than

(01:00:37):
Nigerians. It says that, OK, like either
you grow up with so much respect, the right of someone
abroad that talks to them like they're equals, cameras that
Matthew does, that shows a lot. No, only I would like to address
you. The thing is when they have an
issue, some of them, they keep it between themselves.

(01:01:00):
Some of them, they share it withthe extended family.
Yeah. Then when it ends up being them
being wrong, he tell you to justcasually blow it off like she
has. She wishes they will start
recalling all the good they've done for you since you were
born. Since you were born, I've been

(01:01:21):
the one by buying food for you since you have been changing
pampers for you. Is this how you treat?
Bro in time when? You save the wash car or they do
the little, little things, then you go appreciate them.
Or they could tell you it is your job.
I'm. Not meant to appreciate you yes

(01:01:44):
they never they never give thoseall those 5 words courtesy.
Thank you in so oh please. Oh, apologise hard.
His hard, like very rare. It's like diamond, very, very

(01:02:05):
rare. That's actually very bad, I say.
That is that why you're angry. Tell me sorry.
Tell me is that why angry is notapology and as in Nigeria's
don't do they don't they don't accountability, they don't turn

(01:02:26):
out. It goes, it goes, it goes, it
goes on and good on the children, and that's why he
knows that most bad models keep producing bad children.
The badger will lead down, become bad mothers and bad

(01:02:48):
parents. So that's like continues.
So it crashes to build the cyclebecause I'm more if you talk, I
don't I will know what to about after I press that one because
I'm it's annoying. It's also that you just like you
can't change, not affect them. We can't stop them correct, it's
accurate them. So let them be a big let them be
so you see what they come and meet you that let's see.

(01:03:09):
And another thing if you want call DoD, they will still come
with you still. Come disturb you see.
Why you actually if you want do this with like?
You want to process your your pain you want to process.
Your. To avoid, to avoid drama myself,
you. Don't want too much talk.

(01:03:31):
Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am. Robots.
Yes, reprogrammed. To be fine, they'll be fine
going fine I really don't see atthis point I can't talk about
the adults 'cause I didn't expect this country feel the
change actually starts from. Us because no, see, there are

(01:03:54):
some of them right now. Some parents now are different.
Of course, now our generation, but now it's it's a beast.
The question that with this new generation we did raise good
children emotionally about decent children see in as much

(01:04:17):
as in as much as the host community rule producing more
bodies than church. Now I won't be done to you.
Depends on your mindset. This is body.
This woman, nobody, we want them.
You see, she's not she was not aformer body, but she's not a
steely body. The car we should use Dropper

(01:04:38):
picking up with you waggons sometimes.
Now this like the island people shall the woman.
Yeah, if she makes up a child when the girl is brushing, she
did make her make some declarations to help her self
esteem. And that's a good thing.
A lot. Of people can't like, but it's

(01:05:00):
not bad. It's not bad.
It's not bad declaration I'm doing.
No, it's like, yeah, I get, I get what you mean.
That's business. Friends who are the toughest my

(01:05:29):
dad picking this papers 'cause Irebuilt that way around.
I know, I know, you know this business.
Give me a slab two years back Guy Chronicle get to say that
girl doesn't go out or anything so.
It's not based off our choice. It's not no the prison so that
rapons without the bro, nothing like later nothing bro.

(01:05:55):
This girl is just like all my iswell, like we said, talking all
this girl talk was talking aboutsexual P sexual P, sexual P and
she was going to school and I noticed that on what this people
she gets to school is going to turn out bad for her because she
she finally wrong way and I was definitely wrong when we began
with this style and it happened.I also prefer that it happened

(01:06:17):
like a guy molested my somethinglike I would like out there.
I don't know what to give. I wanna I I would like I don't
to say that's guy to gain shoes.I know I don't want to say all.
I don't want to be like I I knew, but I'm like what you
expect the ventures always evangelist giving no one like
what you expect. I'm like, I'm more I don't plan

(01:06:41):
like, Oh my, I can't talk to youanymore because I knew, see, I
knew also almost see almost. Getty says They want they want
to be wild because they feel thebig kids for too long that
again, if they feel they feel I have to be killed for too long
for people. No, no, no, no, that's that's

(01:07:05):
everything. But see they can't afford the
father for doing that. It's not about trusting but
almost almost every people people, people go like people go
up differently for circumstances.
It says that finally for that globe he was assaulting when he
was growing up being like I don't want you let us go through

(01:07:28):
this. I don't Yeah, yeah, different
scenario maybe OK scenario. Yeah.
That's so easy. So you can't.
You can't act my wise. Reasonable is reasonable if you
want to correlate that to the. Story you just give you he
inevitably did the same thing tothe girl if you want to use that

(01:07:51):
as if like an an example yeah him being overprotective
constant to make silly mistakes like she couldn't learn from her
mistake early. Which mistake?
That's every time. Sexual persexual.
Yeah, well, if you go on. Every time sexual persexual
people. If she learnt early like like if

(01:08:13):
she was outside early we should go when boy don't tell her babe
don't actually water. Uh huh.
Should not have had the experience or should have
escaped the experience that happened.
But at the same time and the same time, the fact would have
done better by like exposing herto it that guys are like and I
should learn it. That is a two week.

(01:08:36):
Thing but still is all on. The mind yeah, but I feel see my
feel is that all discount. There's no point in KGHT because
I have this so believe that human beings they like testing.
They like testing what they're not meant to test.
It says that no, no, I didn't say testing.
I said testing. I'm saying testing.
OK, says that OK, now it tells someone don't do this.

(01:08:59):
They want to do that. It goes up.
So there is there is Chris, Chris, Chris, Miss Angela.
You know we shouldn't be doing this.
No, no, that agenda we shouldn'tbe is sweet.
Why? Why?
Why do people cheat? People don't cheat because they
don't love the apology, because the fidelity gives this rush.

(01:09:22):
They don't cheat. They don't cheat because they
don't love the apartment becausebro, they like the few dangerous
bro is dopamine this this rosterYeah, I like to see.
I cannot argue. I've cheated before and I don't
know I feel I I love my partner all my life, bro, this feeling I
was feeling dangerous out of theworld.

(01:09:42):
So if you can expose, like I said in ice cream all these
private schools, it says that ifif they stop killing children
like covenant, it is OK that talk about yourself a year yeah
about pregnancy stop and everything.
But after a year to die down, 'cause it's in, it's a normal
you get, you know, you know whatI mean?
Says that if they allow chairs to do, they want to do keys to

(01:10:04):
everything, maybe without year, the year.
But after a year you get tired of it.
That is allowed. It doesn't feed them anymore.
As close as the school day things.
I'm like, because it's because they keep it.

(01:10:28):
No, it's because they keep. They keep.
Gota go here. That's.
Why mostly be not for gota? No.
Hey, what? That's wild.

(01:10:48):
That's wild. Now that's crazy, but like bro,
what I'm saying is you're savingtheir shoes.
You're saving their shoes. Yeah, I'm gonna put them in my
shoes. That shoes are big, but.

(01:11:11):
No. He breaks me now good blessed

(01:11:34):
demon was Super Bowls entire body that's that is called
kanji. What are safe plan Nobody really
produced it right. My school bro, I know there's a
guy that I don't get that there's a guy I don't do it in
my school to get that fucked in one natural office like the now

(01:12:00):
that demonetor you get mine if you go take it to the lecturer's
office. And the sad part by everything
was that because a smart person,very smart boy boy, yes, people
is a smart boy. The worst part was not right.
It was 2-3 from graduating two weeks, but it's it's been for

(01:12:21):
two years. OK, suspend, you know, Expella,
but. I think it's back at his place.
Big yeah. It's painful to see from his
final exams. Could see if I don't know, I
don't know who you are. I don't know where you are.
I mean, it's pleasure. But if yes, if you are fighting
Koji, you need prayer. Pray, please.

(01:12:44):
To do you need to work. Out if you are passing, if you
are passing, what's the word passes?
So so so many age. What am I saying passing this
age group. I am congested.
Would you please pray, Joe, please pray, because I'm always
not funny anymore Cordina bastard.
Now this was the common to thosewas the common cause of court is

(01:13:05):
a crazy thing. I don't.
Know about? It.
You all your body good is shit so you think your.
Thoughts. You think I lose your mind?
Self mobile clay again what theythink things.

(01:13:31):
So let's move to enough of enough for what's the word, I
think. So basically guys changing,
changing topic monetary segments.
This will call our reaction segments where we call my laugh
what is happening on the on the interweb.

(01:13:53):
So basically I have OK, I guess my attention.
Yeah, I'm laughing ahead for awesome.
I'm leaving. OK, She said this is another
moment. She said hello, Sir.
My girlfriend texted on Sunday. I said she's pregnant.
I'm a bit confused because I just vegged down December

(01:14:15):
Congress Bros. I put everything now the easy
idea that was because I have a watching yellow spam which I
don't believe can connect a pregnant girl accident cycle in
general. She said she's on her period.
After her period we knock a game.
I tried pulling out the second time our next cycle on February.

(01:14:35):
She didn't for me. She missed her period and she's
telling me that she's telling meshe's now she's telling me kind
of watching yellow spam. No, she's not.
She's telling me. Can I watch your lesbian really
get a woman pregnant? I am 21.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm 21.
No, no, no, I'm 21. She's going 2018.

(01:14:58):
I'm obviously there's she's she's going 18.
There's so many things wrong with this OP.
Number one, Number one, go test yourself with the knock.
She's 1817 and 18. And why is this from yellow?

(01:15:23):
That's not not used to that, no.No, something.
No. Let me, let me ask you, what's
the cause? What's the cause of watery?

(01:15:46):
And you know, yellow watery cement.
Yellow watery. Don't give us that one.
What's the cause of yellow watery?
Yellow watery cement can be caused by several factors
including dehydration, diet and supplements, infrequent
ejaculation. Oh, Donna, calm down.

(01:16:08):
I never finished two. If this image has been soft for
a long time, it may appear more yellow.
This will breakdown of old sperm.
That was all bro. Like you said too many things
bro. Still continue urine mixing
retrograde Asia Asia small amount of urine mixing see make

(01:16:32):
across yellowish. We don't pee from apples
infection, STI's or prosthesis prostatitis bacterial infection,
including sexual infection like chlamydia gonorrhoea.
He's only knock 18 year old bro.I'm sure he's one of these
things liver issues or more Egypt go to go to your next
doctor doctor. We won't go before let me doctor

(01:16:57):
specialist. We won't go Baba specialist.
They say doctor now doctor. It's still a

(01:17:27):
doctor. Do you mean you believe you are
a foetal, you are cool with it? Exactly.

(01:17:50):
No, the guys, no, the guys in fatal is cool with it.
So they said, they said he said the reason why because I've
watched, I've been watching yellow spam, which I don't
believe I pregnant a woman and it's 2021.
Rather, I don't think it's really good bro, if he has never

(01:18:21):
done it, that's done it. But it's been white and excess,
and there is thick. Costar.

(01:18:51):
He said, he said, he said, he said, he said last It is, it is
veggie and I poured everything inside.
Everything. You can say he's comfortable,

(01:19:16):
he's comfortable. No shame now.
No, no, no. Bring it up.
He. Can lie about like what kind of
way, but him, he's cool about it, that is Scario.
And he's really too real. Too fucking real, bro.

(01:19:40):
A bit too real. 4 bit on on is OK there now I said please whiz
I was very horny and I wanted togo ask my neighbour for pure
water because I was thirsty. I saw a Nigeria as you people
have bad grammar. I used to give everything is I

(01:20:03):
don't know, OK, He said. I was only I wanted to ask my
neighbour for pure water becauseI was he said I was tasty and I
saw Yeah, now I said and I don'tknow if he said and I saw his
girlfriend and I saw. Asked my neighbour for pure

(01:20:29):
water because I was tasty and I saw a girlfriend on dress
sleeping naked. I I and I was tempted to
torture. Fast forward this I touched it
and I started romancing her boobs.
She caught me ice cream right now.
Right now. I'll be begging now.

(01:20:52):
What is what is what is? What is his wave?

(01:21:20):
I said Hello Sir, I make about 3
million every month managing Olifans model account 8 to 10

(01:21:44):
hours a day. Very strict schedule I want you
are talking about I want to leave the job and maybe go for
NYSE and start any job because no career progress.
What do you think this is? This is what we're fighting
against. We're coming in career.
Why can't you use that like continue doing that only fans

(01:22:11):
want to go NYSE. You keep on doing that and then.
You now build the business with your 3 million.
Motley. They saw my free knock add

(01:22:47):
audacity to pick a guy call in my presence last night.
Apparently we knocking He said my free knock isn't my free.
This is not our chiefs kids. I changed that out of my
apartment. I shall be calling apologising
our fling guy we on to the next.So proud.

(01:23:15):
My free knocks, My free knock. Go.

(01:23:45):
Meet. Watch, watch, watch all sorts of

(01:24:09):
porn. He.
Said he said. He said my Dick is beginning of
February. See if I don't watch I drunk so

(01:24:49):
much. I drank so much so I was with
this babe police my penis no grease stand.
I was panicking. No, I don't get it.
I drank the previous night. The next day brew.
I did panic. I did brew almost see see

(01:25:18):
wherever you are. Where is this podcast you can
come back from that you can. Actually, you can't.
You can't. Let me see.

(01:25:58):
So this one is like hello Sir I liked my boyfriend at the early
stage of our relationship about my age because I wanted to fit
in his things around I mean I didn't know that she would get
so serious for three years. Now he wants to propose Should I
open up to him? I'm scared in my sister I will

(01:26:19):
leave I don't feel so I just gotyou like she let you.
Usually he's the one older. No, she likes to him regardless
of whoever no if his age although yes he might use.
That as an excuse to leave. As a *** see lying no.
As a *** no matter you promise it, it's got a good day.

(01:26:43):
Absolute, she said that. Yes.
No like. How old she actually would be
this is she said the truth it's actually things around is the
lie I feel I feel is the lie is the lie because.

(01:27:04):
If it. Was other things because only
God knows how old she is. Right now, this one is for.
This one is for the It's a good evening, Sir.
How can I do with a woman who talks too much?
She's loving, feminine and sweet, but she loves to talk too
much. She loves to talk much.

(01:27:25):
I know that where I'd like talking more can't be.
Honest now sometimes. How much?
Now? See, it might be the girls.
Thing no. Yes.
It's a girl's thing, like. Women.
Women because she said it. Him, he doesn't.
Like talking. If but the girl likes.
Hey, man, dog, you can't. You can't.

(01:27:47):
You can't. You can't, bro.
You can't. If you do that.
You can't. You can't manage, brother.
See, see, see. One thing I'm very, very certain
is that you can't. If you change, bro, you lost
already. That's changing now.

(01:28:10):
That's changing. That's changing

(01:28:31):
now. So this is
maybe because you don't see a finish because obviously, how
was your day? You said 7 minutes.

(01:28:51):
I'm listening. Give a give a give a give a
language. You go to the studio.
This guy said Mr This was a longvoice, Mr Dick.
Mr Dick I met I met with this for most people the English
annoyed me. I met with this baby 23 so we
did so we do chat at all and like I'm leaving we we we do

(01:29:18):
chat and all boss told me she's she got a boyfriend.
I respect that. But then this girl do have to
check on me and then I put my status on my WhatsApp.
I would do have long course of that so but there was this night
that I could actually go to a party.
We started talking about sex. I was so free telling me what
she's done and what she and whatshe are not doing.

(01:29:39):
Also sex as a shop guy. I quickly asked if she's been
eating up with ice cream. We are now before she said no
ice cream you are missing and she said she was like we're
talking about sex we're talking about sex.
So, you know, actually I shouldn't be like as she gotten
aid with ice cream on now. So the guy said no, you guys say

(01:30:01):
I am missing with love emoji. That should try with our man.
This guy. It's a bit tactics, but
knowingly to me, the people saw the conversation almost a plot
twist. So we had like I think few weeks
after that they had a call up tothe point that the dude beat up.
He beat up the guy, smashed off our phone.
And yeah, sometimes I used to doso for her or send her token

(01:30:23):
which I know does more for her. The boy for knowingly thought we
had a thing together but this girl couldn't even exonerate
herself. And passport to this past few
days the girl is in my DM askingfor us to be asking us to.
But since I'm a Muslim, she madeshe made-up her mind to wait on
clatter on Madame because she wants to fill her refuse after
shopping in Baju. Yeah, to to know I feels to be

(01:30:48):
eating out with ice cream. And I asked her if she's
serious. I love you.
The true literally don't get plan before they even be done.
No, they don't get the plan already.
With the ice cream and I asked if she's the issues are not be
rude that she surely wants it sothat I can help her talk to her

(01:31:11):
boyfriend so they can say to push her amount or not settling
with him because after he beat her what he expects because of
ibits. I ruined her phone because of
what she never did but now she wants to do it.
I feel relieved or from what sheactually ruined.
What the heck I write in a day do it.
I'm I'm frustrated I I still have I see our literals few we

(01:31:36):
remark script do it now. I feel lead off from what's
actually ruined our relationship.
She promised if she enjoy it with me then we should remain
friends till she gets herself a real partner.
But till then she wants to be fucking with me.
That she she got money now and she even sent me 50K since she
appreciates with them. She appreciates me for giving a

(01:31:59):
little token them without meeting.
No, she's busy now Sadiq. Can I try and make her mind or
shadows Enjoy the benefits AJ, it cannot be yours.
She can never belongs to this street too.
But bro is what we call your nursing your adult be paid off

(01:32:22):
later? Don't believe like ice cream,
you don't know exactly that. Experimental.
No, no, she didn't do anything wrong.
Now the reason why she's doing it with that guy?

(01:32:45):
Is because it didn't happen withthe boyfriend and he beat her
over it so she's doing it so that in case he he hears later
later in the future. True, true, true, true.
That's a good pain. Oh fuck.
Well. Team is at.

(01:33:08):
Fault so he deserves it no say good evening.
I pay your cities I'm planning I'm planning to do my wedding in
two months time and I'm calling two months pregnant and this is
that we planned wedding for 50 guests which book parents agreed
to. Well for me to find out my
parents are planning the party more for party for more than 100
guests go back. I'm sure you check her name is

(01:33:30):
maybe Lucy or Joe. I don't want to brag my dad.
My dad keeps inviting people saying it won't be fair not to
call them. The guest is even in the
problem, but with perfectly guests because that's what we
are capable of doing financially.

(01:33:51):
My dad told my fiance to send the money.
My dad told my friends to send the money for the party to him.
Seeing my fiance's rights are tosponsor the wedding after paying
the bad price. What the heck?
And he's supposed to give the money to him?
I don't know if his dad is done.He said he is the host but the
money for the wedding money mustcome from my fiance and my

(01:34:12):
fiance is not financially capable of all the guests.
But it keeps on inviting people not trying to understand from my
own ends anything. After I talk to him he fizzes to
listen to me and says that's howhe's done.
But after the guy pays the buy price, he must he must also
support the heck no more. You, you, you you survived.

(01:34:35):
You, you find a good girl. You got me to be family.
Yeah, he must also sponsor the wedding.
Mind you, my parents are not working.
I know that. I don't have the capacity to
those girls, but if they stay, they insisted that my fascifying
the money is even considering mycondition is what can I do?

(01:34:57):
They said cancel the plan, take us back to cut and drink 'cause
my I swear to God the best thingno money for anybody.
I swear to God say this word is the word.
Now say the text to your father that you are doing married, that
you are married or else you're not chasing.

(01:35:17):
My swear to God, how the heck why do they stretch your picking
like that? I.
Never seen it and to end up borrowing money now.
Already Oh, I I felt wait, I felt people getting married this
period. I respect them all because all
more as because all more this era bag of rice is like all

(01:35:39):
night. It can be 5.
How much is? Chicken, the door is not 5.
Let's do two more. They will call it quits.
You bag bag of cement will. Be 7000 before daughters.
Thank you. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm

(01:36:02):
coming. I'm really get.
Worse before it gets. Back Honestly, this one.
Is. Worse.
OK, so say boss. I became Sabri by force thanks
to joblessness and Brookness. It's been over a year since I
had sex. Can't even think about any guy.
Old is a babe. Shit I will do.

(01:36:27):
I'm confused. It is a gay we get if it gets
broke. Celebration should not be an
issue now it's been over years since I'd say can't even think
about any guy at the moment because all that wrapped in my
head is getting a job. OK so say my abuse and make my
life better. Manual hungry me again.
Again I'm sister one. Will you be fine with sister?

(01:36:48):
How's the experience? Without it we find it we find it
we find independent woman mostlyabstain Luto Yeah, this is this
is this is this is this is that guy that video on Twitter about
like this couple about the couple that they wait a year

(01:37:11):
without sex. Wow.
Because the blue can do like a smoking you see the guy was weak
or more. Yeah.

(01:37:56):
By force? Is the celebrity by force or by
choice? They don't care what they want

(01:38:19):
to put penis inside you.
Like in my room. You mean they categorise them?

(01:38:40):
I don't think I've ever met them.
Well, it was a popular used to call them ugly couples because I
think the two of them. Both for war so shit oh boy that
just stingy. Just like how because you guys
are all blind. See love is bad doesn't mean you
guys will be blind. So what do you mean your purpose

(01:39:03):
is bad? Your purpose is ugly?
Get back on war too. I think it won't be.
No bones. No bones here, eh?
No, just born. When I pick out it is able to
build. Fresh Peking They didn't.
Last long I didn't want last. This is the air of the builder,
because they. Do always work around school now

(01:39:26):
why people say fuck and I? Think I remember they were
perfectly attracted to each other that was.
A weird. Cafe.
How weird. I wasn't you don't know me me
and if I no fight energy, if I don't like energy, I could give
you give you highway. Muse cushy, basically.

(01:39:58):
See, that's all for today. And people today has been a
coming seagulls or more. We are saddened by the city of
the country, honestly, because because it's not everybody,
nobody, it's it's annoying. So do and I don't get expected
iPad. So why not do iPads today?
Because I'm more everything is just like everything.

(01:40:20):
Nothing. They're funny.
Nothing funny, but don't. Come out like 3000 times bro.
Or more or more see kudos see kudos.
Everybody live on their own and I see making kudos.
See people. I would like to send me account
number. Send me account number I.

(01:40:42):
Will have a girl and like they're trying to manage it too
because women, they won't take your life.
If if you are if you are honestly me, my own is that if
you have if you are struggling, I have a girlfriend, various
people you have no business. Struggling.
And they'll get to struggle. She gaspions are big stop the

(01:41:09):
stop the wife things for a girlfriend.
Of course girls bro if if you kill yourself, kill yourself.
All she has to do is just dress up and go out dress.
Up we should. Get them.
Let me tell you something about females before if you don't see

(01:41:33):
if. The relationship is going some
some ladies know that she knows what the next person.
That's the thing they know. They know that it's the next
bro. See, I promise you before a girl
breaks of that boyfriend. Nah, Nah.
I don't think I must I must say any because of I'm a guy.

(01:41:57):
Guys take it the most guys, guys, guys go through everything
the most girls, guys if you break up with the girls the next
3-4 days, no worries is that is that is an attention stuff now
because attention, I get attention every time, all the
time get attention. So it's basically that.
So OK. Guys, don't forget to like,

(01:42:19):
comment, subscribe, most importantly, wait, drop
comments, you guys react. Reacts while bringing videos are
coming to you guys soon so that I expect.
So keep it touch, keep it touch.Thankful guys for everything.
Thank you for speaking to us. The next episode is going to be
a banger. Trust me.
We really have a planned out so X anticipates, but what's just

(01:42:43):
drop this one because of what's happening in the country.
You can't just turn it blind. That's what's happening.
So we thank guys for the love and support for my keep keep
keep bumble keep bumble see bumble bumble.
I will talk bumble Joe do keep doing it keep doing it.

(01:43:07):
If my trafficking continue that they will catch you so see do
it. It would be Pablo for your area.

(01:43:30):
Keep doing it. So thank you guys for being with
us to this points.

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