Halfway To Middle Aged

Halfway To Middle Aged

This is a comedy podcast about nothing and everything. Brought in a different light with 21 nephew and 46 year old uncle talking about everything funny in the world as well as growing up and getting old. We talk about any and every topic. Come enjoy the ego of Uncle Vernmo and the hilarious reactions from J-Bone. Not safe for work #NSFW, explicit content. Lots of beer drinking and stories from our travels, attending major events and sports games. Bar stories, family stories and secrets. Very funny content.

Episodes

May 7, 2025 37 mins

Welcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera malfunctions early but it certainly did make for great comic relief to others. Thank you to everyone for joining us if it’s your first time welcome! We are finally over 50,000 subscribers and we appreciate each and every person who has ...

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second annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our closest buddies over to witness the magic first hand. We had quite a few green beers which leads to even more curse words and we used to so we apologize upfront This week as with every week you laugh. We model our style off of some of th...

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Welcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this episode, we discuss the legendary career of the great Adam Sandler pick our favorite top three of his movies. We also discussed the new happy Gilmore two trailer. We spend some time discussing how we don’t really care for affairs and...

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out ...

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out ...

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We model ourselves after the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger. Hilarious podcast so we strive to be as funny as one day. We are an uncle/nephew duo navigating this world through a comical lens and here to deliver our funny stories weekly.
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating rel...

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out ...

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out ...

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out a...

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The ‪@HalfwayToMiddleAged‬ podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do a private part countdown and fantasy draft! They also discuss their weeks as usual and all the funny things that have happened. They follow the lead of some of their favorites @thebasementyard @badfriends- Please check our videos and like and su...

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Thanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you! On this week we zoom from the university of Albany and New Paltz New York. Halfwaytomiddleaged is about a usually inappropriate middle aged uncle dying to stay young and relevant discussing life and weekly events with his much you...

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Episode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the CMA award show in Nashville Tennessee with his other nephew Hunter, who rarely drinks but when a little hard and had some issues with his type one diabetes the following morning. Obviously, that was a very serious situation and nothi...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway there. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of Taboo themes and adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: On Episode 21 of the Halfway to Middleaged Podcast J-bone and his uncle Vernon discuss their week and everything...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Froot L...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, friend's new girlfriend, handjob joke, J-Bone's wife, VernMo, sleeping in s...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, superhero draft to save the earth, Superman, Thor, Wonder Woman, baby, Flash, hotte...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: family party, asking Uncle about godfather, he pissed on the front seat off new car, vacation, outer banks, drinking, sober run, party ...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: live streams, comments that need approval, belligerent asshole, super high def, camera fail reactions, Lake George, Daddy what does I o...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast:Professional edition, sunglasses, sex with a porn star, old man porno, Steph Curry, basketball, Pornhub Scouts, Allstar game song, Karao...

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Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ozempic fails, being recognized, barbeques, the Beatles, named after Elvis dad, Vernon, electric vehicles, Ford lightning, does ozempic...

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