Hexpress Hotline
Hexpress Hotline is not your average 9-5. Between providing curses to unhappy couples and dealing with complaints, Circe has to deal with rival witches, the HR department, and cats predicting the end of the world... wait, what?
Episodes
Circe struggles with an unsatisfied customer. Delilah takes a break. The Baron chases a mouse.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
CS Smith as Circe
LM Clohessy as Delilah
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron
Will Noakes as Caller 5
Stanley Holder as Caller 6
Flossy Hardy as Caller 6’s Girlfriend
And Andrew Gorman as Caller 7
The episode was edited by CS Smith
You can find us on wher...
Circe tackles a successful day of cursing, from cheating partners to rude exes. Brendan delivers a package. The Baron contemplates life.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
In this episode you heard:
CS Smith as Circe
Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron
Andrew Gorman as Caller 1
Amber Jones as Caller 2
Pietro Spicer as Caller 3
Michelle Goff as ...
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Credits:
Circe - CS Smith
Brendan - Ella Harding
Delilah - LM Clohessy
Voiceover - Blythe White
Written by Ella Harding and edited by Ella Harding and CS Smith
@HexpressHotline wherever you get your doomscrolling
[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
DELILAH: Yello, this is Delilah, putting the "hot" in Hexpress Hotline. I'm a very busy person, with lots of interesting hobbies, and a life outside of work, so there's a pretty good chance I'm not at the phone right now. [BREATH.] Maybe try Circe instead? I am the better hexer, though, so if you're really insistent on a spell from yours truly, leave a message after the tone...
[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
[BREATH.]
BRENDAN: Uh... hello...? This is Brendan Crumble with Hexpress Hotline. I am HR. If- you're calling about Delilah, we've- we're very sorry. Uh, I'm afraid we're no longer accepting job applications, so please do not forward us your CV. (We have so many, they're all piling up.) Uh, and also, we- we make it very clear in our terms and conditions that all spells are non-...
[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
CIRCE: Hi, this is Circe with Hexpress Hotline. Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I am always at my desk, so something must be really wrong for me to miss your call. Perhaps Brendan dropped the leeches again. It happens more often than you'd think. Uh, unless this is a government official phoning, uh, in which case that has never happened. [BREATH.]
Anyway. Please leave your message after th...
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