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November 2, 2024 • 12 mins

Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern Heard Rumours of a Possibly Eligible Australian Great-Grandchild from Drunk Italian & Switzerland Secret Service Agents.

He was having a few drinks in a bar in Italy under his diplomatic asylum name "Wolfgang", when the Italians talking to people from Switzerland brought him up to see if anyone falsely claimed he was abhorrently evil whilst he was within earshot.

Instead of getting repeated television fake history, everyone within earshot got a verbal description of a "dossier" compiled on my Hohenzollern Royal Family since then Crown Prince Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern's sperm was stolen from a hospital in 1906 when he was under general anaesthetic. A complete description of the entire file stored by a Switzerland intelligence agency, who were aware the people who assaulted him and stole his sperm were mostly from Switzerland. And that evil genocidal moron Albert Einstein had a Switzerland passport.

They were drunk, speaking in European Alps, and it took a long time. The people from Switzerland were completely unaware the Kaiser was sitting within earshot, listening.

Kaiser Adolf checked Australian Births, Deaths, and Marriages records, partly to relieve the complete boredom that was Italy at the time, The information he found was my parents marriage record from 1958, which was a wedding in the place Kaiser Adolf was born in. Moe, Gippsland, Australia.

He thought it might have been an attempt at a cruel prank on him, but it inspired the idea to take a holiday in his birthplace, Gippsland. Some of his Royal Hohenzollern relatives are buried in Moe Memorial Cemetery, and he decided to visit the gravesites during his trip. The marriage record also had my parents home address included on the publicly available information.

27 Campbell Street, Yarragon.

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Kaiser Adolf-1 heard of a possibly eligible Great Grantschild.

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2020.
After he took diplomatic asylum, Kaiser Adolf-1, using his diplomatic asylum name Wolfgang
and Italy, genuinely thought that when he died his Imperial Hohenzel and family of Germany
was over.
He was unaware that descendants existed from his stolen semen, stolen by organised crime
from Switzerland when he was in hospital having a general anesthetic operation in 1906.
He was 17 at the time.

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The stolen semen was used fresh in the hospital as the concept of freezing semen and
using it later had not been invented on Earth at the time that did not happen until
6 to 10 years later approximately.
The semen was used to get my biological Great Grants mother Janet, but Aussie pregnant
when she was 16.
Janet was born in around 1890 and was shot dead by a lunatic female wearing an Adolf at
La Custionman makeup in a bunker in Berlin in mid 1945.

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Generally speaking, Janet was an evil stupid.
In 1944, she had agreed to a job posing for photographs in customs so they could attempt
to fake of being Kaiser Adolf's fiancee and girlfriend back to when she was 16 and got
pregnant with his stolen sperm.
She was regularly around a lunatic female using the male name Fritz, Isabelle Williams.
Williams was made over by an award-winning film production crew to look like Kaiser Adolf
at La and wore an Adolf at La Custion every day.

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Janet started using the false name Eva Braun for the job she was offered by the neonatis
and pretending to be around 10 years younger than she really was, probably to cover up the
illegally conceived baby born in 1907.
Janet Eva had a natural premature birth in 1907 with a baby fully registered to her with
no references to its biological father.
There are complete records of the baby being registered at birth.
There were two others who also got pregnant to Kaiser Adolf's stolen semen that are irrelevant

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to my Imperial Homes on Family.
Janet's identical looking cousin of the same height and Janet's genetically short-statch
had sister.
Their pregnants was when full-term to birth.
Because Janet's was premature and registered, they did not bother registering the others
when they were born.
Both Janet's cousin and sister were also found dead in a bunker in Berlin in mid 1945,
new exits from the bunker in Berlin in two separate directions from the body of the freaking

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lunatic Fritz the Kaiser Adolf impersonator on top of Eva.
Fritz had shot all three females dead after a fit of rage.
Janet's baby was named Donna Born 1907.
Janet went on to become a street walking prostitute.
Donna Podolsky, my biological grandmother Born 1907, waited until 1939 to get pregnant and
when she did it was to her husband's Soviet Union leader, Iossob Jugeshvili the Romanoff,

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also known as Estalin.
If you are wondering, I am legitimately a Jugeshvili and Romanoff as well.
My grandmother, Donna Podolsky, was Iossob Stalin, Jugeshvili's third wife.
Iossob and Donna married in around 1938, before my mother Judith, the first born branch
outtraced back to Kaiser Adolf's still and semen, was born in 1940 and then divorced afterwards
in 1942.
Donna had underlying motives for the marriage and pregnancy.

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One was an attempt to create an excuse to start a war between Germany and the Soviet
Union, just in case it was needed like a myriad of other things.
The other was her demand for a baby or divorced to her husband, Iossob almost exactly nine
months before then Prince Imperial Adolf was due to be Corona-Ted Kaiser of Germany,
which was well known news in Europe.
The birth of my mother, Judith in January 1940, was after Stalin, had become totally
and permanently disabled from the neck down around halfway through the pregnancy that

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resulted in my mother.
Judith was born 12 days before the coronation.
That time, what can I say?
Donna was a fatal attraction type relationship where Iossob was the victim, if you are
familiar with the movie that starred Glenn Close.
He was knocked unconscious at a table at a drinking establishment and was then deliberately
disabled from the neck down, became a quadriplegic whilst in hospital and told it was
a stroke that caused it when he was conscious again.

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Donna was his wife and part-time nurse until they divorced in 1942.
She was consulted and part of forming the idea to disable him and one of the people to decide
to go with it.
Obviously, my Imperial family of Germany was not responsible for it, even if there was an
attempt to blame Kaiser Adolf one to attempt to start that war between the two.
Germany and the Soviet Union had signed non-aggression packs with each other beforehand,
which the Lunatics pretended was permission to create excuses for war, obviously.

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After Iossob was disabled, he was bedridden with a nursing 10247.
He expressed the desire to go to Gipsland to have a look at where his father originated
from.
He was told it was not possible due to his disability.
So when his wife Donna was told he seemed upset about it, she decided to ship her daughter,
my mother Judith, to Gipsland, then got divorced and later traveled to Gipsland herself
to be near her daughter.
It was an attempt to make a Stalin jealous.

(04:05):
My mother Judith, her bread lookalikes, followed by her mother Donna and her bread lookalikes
were shipped to Gipsland, Victoria, Australia to live, mainly because Stalin's father was
indigenous to a place in Gipsland called Trauralgon in what is now called La Trobe Valley,
mainly the million-plus population city of Yergen.
They also were under the misguided apprehension that Gipsland has lived in fear of foreigners,
particularly Europeans, who had a means to start fires and would cow out and behave like

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servants if someone wanted around mentioning they were from Europe, for example, with
a means to start one in a hands.
They were rum.
In Italy and around 1969 or 1970, Kaiser Adolf went into a gay bar with some of his Italian
acquaintances.
He was not allowed to mention who he was or use his real name, so whenever he went out,
however he was with usually brought him up in conversation to see what people said.
He thought it was mind numbingly boring.

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So someone brought his name up in front of some tourists from Switzerland who did not know
who he was.
I want to make it clear here that Switzerland had a dossier on my great grandpa at the time,
covering his semen being stolen in 1906, including photographs of the hospital, etc, through
to details of the children and descendants.
Depending on where you went, you could ask to see it in the right venue and be given
a look at it.
In bars and clubs, etc.

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The tourists from Switzerland started chatting anecdotes and laughing whilst Kaiser Adolf
set quietly listening having a few drinks. One tourist in particular seemed to take over
the conversation and decided to repeat the entire dossier to the people Kaiser Adolf was
in the bar with in every detail he could remember, unaware that Kaiser Adolf was sitting there
listening.
He got as far as my mother's birth when my mother, etc, had been moved to live in the
1940s, Gipzland and that she had gotten married when she was around 18 in Gipzland.

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He knew her first and middle name had been made up to remind Kaiser Adolf of his Jewish
connections, implying that if he wasn't in a homosexual relationship with a Jewish man when
he became Kaiser, things may have been different.
Kaiser expanded to imply there would not have been so many Jews killed after he was
abducted.
Jews death might regret.
Judith Margaret. He did not quite get her adopted surname correct. He thought that
Muslim may have been a Jewish type of material or cloth and settled on that when he could

(05:53):
not quite remember it exactly.
He and his friends had a short debate about it asking if Muslim was Jewish material or something.
They settled on Judith, middle name starting with M, surname starting with M. If you are
interested, they had two letters wrong.
My mother Judith was adopted by the Muslim family here in Gipzland.
Today Bill and May Marsland were quite nice and I was quite fond of them.

(06:13):
May and I talked a lot when we saw each other, Bill was not so talkative but still quite
nice seeming. They were clearly forced to adopt her and let her swap places with look
alike pretending to be the same child. It was clear to me and alarming at times. They received
physical and verbal threats in my opinion. I was taken to visit them a number of times when
someone else was pretending to be my mother for the day and it was usually like it was
an example visit showing me they had to play along usually with some weird tension.

(06:37):
Bill was a formal worker and had fingers missing. There was other evidence and incidents
that suggested they were victims of deliberate violence to me, possibly amongst other things
to shut up and make like a parent. My mother was officially adopted though it was legal in
that regard they were documents. May got on well with my father Kevin they quite liked
each other. I received birthday and Christmas cards from them, etc. May was a bit of a local

(06:57):
Lone-Bull's legend known for winning ways, titles and defeating men. I used to have her
old Lone-Bull's she won championships with. My name Brian originates from May and Bill's son
Brian Maslen, a legal uncle who died when he was around 19 before I was born and my home
is sexual uncle Ian Webb who's same birth sibling was a female who used the name Marilyn
and Roleta in a life who was also murdered when I was a child which I don't want to talk about
here. Late in a life my mother made it clear that Brian Maslen was deliberately murdered as

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well and they tried to pass it off as a car accident. Not that we had much to do with each other.
Kaiser Adolf took it all in with an expressionless face and glazed over eyes and was his usual
what, like my fake life on television and a rewritten mind camp, self about it. In the anti-check
to see if there were publicly available records in Australia out of Purebordon that he could
look at to see if he could find a marriage entry that included my mother in around 1957 or 1958.

(07:43):
He ended up getting access to the publicly available births deaths and marriages records here
in Australia for the state of Victoria. He looked through them for the relevant years with skeptical
aha, aha thoughts, methodically, town by town looking for a marriage that involved
M, due to them with the rest of the details in his handy note pad. He found one entry and was
shocked and flabbergasted. My mother Maslen, due to Margaret got married to my father Webb,

(08:03):
Kevin George on the 3rd of May 1958 in a town called Mo Victoria, Australia.
Kaiser Adolf won was still a prisoner of war and you go slavia when my parents got married,
still chained to the wall like he had been since abducted in 1943.
The entry included a family home address at 27, Campbell Street, Yerigan, Victoria, Australia.
A house my father Kevin bought when he was about 20 in 1950 which was stolen off me when he died

(08:24):
in 2004. He did not meet my mother Judith until 1957 when she was 17.
They got married four months after she turned 18. A soul goal was to steal babies off in nothing more.
I would like to point out here that Switzerland and its organised crime types are not heroes
because they sold Prince Adolf Seaman when he was 17 in that hospital which was involved in
me being Prince Imperial so Brian of the constitutional monarchy of Germany now.

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People from Switzerland taking over the Italian mafia using the lies of two common
pretending to be the same person, pretending to be a lawyer, pretending to be the executor of one of
the estate's left to me by my great grandpa to collect brides whilst illegally using the name
Vincent Cullionney didn't help me in any way either. Kaiser Adolf took some time to think things
over and decided that there was the possibility that my parents could have a technically
eligible child under the Great Grand Child rule but he would have to come to Australia to find out.

(09:08):
He molded over some more. He had always wanted to come to Gipzland for a look and it was the
perfect excuse for a laugh. His decision to come here and check the address on record ended up being
designed into his intellectual input for the Olympic venues for the 1972-1st Olympics, particularly
the main stadium. Those ideas were used in heavily modified by others with similar motives to the
appearance of the Berlin Wall when it was completed after he escaped the prison in Yugoslavia.

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He decided to travel here to Australia for a laugh, some tourism and a look. He invited his
handyman employee, Mr. Bajio, alone, to drive the car, etc. Kaiser Adolf booked flights using his
diplomatic asylum Italian passport under his other name Wolfgang knowing he would be followed
by Italian secret, service agents and arrived here in November 1971. Kaiser Adolf had no preconceived
ideas about what he would find, only that of Mr. and Mrs. Webb really existed and were living in

(09:52):
Gipzland that he would have to try to talk to them about it without using his real name.
Just in case. Tough one. He thought it was probably an elaborately set up prank. More elaborate
than the usual anyway. Kaiser Adolf planned the trip methodically. One of his main motivations
was to visit the grave sites of members of my homensal and royal family constitutional
monarchy of Germany buried in Momomoreal Cemetery. Moes, the place they abaried, but place Adolf

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was born and the place my parents got married in May 1958. So he was suitably board suspicious.
My mother Judith had somehow managed to get stuck at home with her husband Kevin Pregnant
at the time Kaiser Adolf confirmed his holiday plans. It was due to a miscalculation caused by
bulk seafood being available whilst he was on holidays in Lake entrance in Eustgipzland. She jumped
in one night to attempt to get pregnant again and then stayed for the seafood for a while because

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he wasn't around much. Instead of swapping over with her look like immediately and going elsewhere
to dump the babies like usual. She was intending to just leave, but stayed for a while to eat the
seafood. She ended up having to travel back to the family home in Oregon within.
When she arrived, she contacted her organized crime associates about swapping over with my
fathers in Pasta Wife again. She was then informed that the imposter wife had gotten pregnant again

(10:57):
to try a fifth implanter child. A descendant of a South African based in the Annettezy who was
escaped Germany before the end of WW2 without arrest who was follow up stalking my hatchback royal family.
But the man she got pregnant to turned out to be so vile hideous she had backed out and had an
abortion already. I heard the name Pauline several times. When she had her abortion, it wasn't an
official one before I for amateur type. She had suddenly gotten violently al afterwards with some type of

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infection. She had lost kilograms off her frame and was almost unrecognizable, still very ill.
She was told there was no way to swap over, particularly if she was starting to show obviously
as being pregnant. They told her to ride it out for the full pregnancy and it would give them time
to formulate a plan for the hospital the day of the birth and everything would be fine.
No matter how nice her husband was fluffing her pillows, making sure she was okay,
getting her drinks and satisfying her cravings, she would just have to tough it out for the full nine

(11:43):
months. She was a horrified. For the first time in their marriage since 1958, she was going to
have to stay at home for the full pregnancy and go to the local hospital and try to get the baby
rubbery done from there. It was going to be the longest time ever she had spent at home with her
husband. Longer than when she married him and swapped over with the imposter wife in the first three
months. Judith came up with a plot to steal all but one baby with some accomplished minions,

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Kill 1, show that one to my father Kevin dead and say something went wrong and nothing could be
done just to see how disappointed he was. My father Kevin was bringing up four females,
probably vaguely biologically related to me, the children of his real life's identical looking
imposter and four separate men to my father. There were no biological children to himself
and his wife registered at birth to them both and in their custody at ball.
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