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Speaker 1 (00:00):
MJ. I hope it wasn't MJ. That's all I want
to say. I hope it wasn't MJ.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Everyone, welcome back to hoo to Report podcast. Today. We
are doing something a little different like we had done previously.
Today we are doing a tequila tasting, so the big
screen versus the ballers, whatever you want to call it.
We got a lot going on today. So we got
two brand new tequilas here to try, and we're excited
to taste them.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
So, just how we did last time, I'm gonna go
over the rules and then I'll talk to you about
which tequila's we're trying today. So for the tequila tasting,
we are tasting. Okay, we're not down in these like shots. Okay,
first we're gonna see it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're gonna look at it.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
We're gonna look at.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The appearance of the tequila. What is the color anything
we notice clear, silver, gold, they can make notice that.
We can also sniff it. What does it smell like?
What does the tequila smell egg? Get the aroma up there,
and then we're gonna sip it. Okay, you don't have
the down Okay, this isn't the you know, tequila downing.
This is the tasting, okay, and then we're gonna score
(01:07):
it from one to five, one being the lowest five years.
So all of that is gonna be on our tequila
tasting scorecards. So everyone's going to write down what their
thoughts are on it. And then they don't know what
tequila is they're trying, but I do, so I'm gonna
tell you the results so we can find out which
is the better tequila. So let's talk about the tequila
(01:27):
we are trying today. So we got one from Kevin Hart.
So let's see which one that one is. I believe
it is.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The shorter one.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's shorter. James, this is right. Here is our one
from Kevin Hart. It is the Grand Carmino Reposato. I'm sorry,
I'm gonna say that's so wrong, but that is the
tequila from Kevin Hart. It was founded by two masters
of their craft, add tequila lovers. So you know Kevin Hart,
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he's known as being a hard working man in the
show business. So you know, this is eleventh generation tequila
maker whose family boasts over two hundred and fifty years
of tequila making expertise. So that is this bottle right here,
and then this right here is the Lebron James one.
So this is Tequila Lobos. Okay, so entry, this entry
into the quila market with is from seventeen oh seven.
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It's both the strategic and personal endeavor inspired by an
old family recipe dating back to seventeen oh seven. So
this one should have a lot of different blends. It's
a different age tequila with a lot of perfect harmony flavors.
So now you know a little bit about what tequila's
we're trying today. Let's try them. So let's get into it,
(02:42):
all right. Let's start with number one. So you got
each of their cups are marked, so they don't know
which one they'll be trying, but they're gonna guess which
one they think it is out of these two. So
go ahead, look at it. What does the flavor of
it look like? Samell it? You know what a romas
are you getting from this? You know? You know, write
(03:04):
down any if you need to go ahead? All right,
any thoughts on that?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh thoughts?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Uh, that wouldn't taste it too good?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Smooth?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I know for you that was that was that was
too smooth, I mean no smooth for some people was good.
You know it's for the week, but no, I'm a
I'm a I'm a real good guy, so you know,
for me, that was just too smooth. But I mean
it wasn't bad though. I will give that when a
I wrote down that, but I'm gonna give it a
three three out of five.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. Okay, I loved it. Loved it.
That's a strong word.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yes, smooth, they went down smooth, No after no, none
of that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm gonna get this a five.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
About later, right, Look, okay, Raider fans, so if it
don't make you choke when you're going down, then you
fucking like it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's why you gave it a five. Raider fan over
here all day, let's go.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I am going to say that I thought the appearance
and the the aroma was was pretty good. Was impressed
by that. I would say, going down and had a
little bit of a bite. But it's tequila, so you
expect to get a little bit. So I would say
this is I'm I gave it a three point five,
and I would have one other point is the last
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time I.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Got sucked up for working was like thirty years ago.
That's why I love doing this, So America, please subscribe,
because I gotta keep doing this if I get fucked up. Work.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
At the same time, let's go what about you?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
They had great color, had the gold you know, the
olden color you know that we all want to see.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It was about.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
It was really smooth, surprisingly because normally sometimes the darker
stuff is the is the more with the more the bite.
But it really surprised me. It went down as smooth
as it did. I'm gonna give it with Rodney a
three point five.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This motherfucker's a pro.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And the drink which you think that one was?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
And I think that was Kevin Hart me too, I
thought it was Kevin Hart to So I'm gonna get
this motherfucker over here at one point five in sports.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't give him five on this this tequila ship.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
All right, Why don't you take a moment to drink
a little bit of water so we can move on
to our next life.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You gotta clear the.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Palate, you know, you don't want the flavors to get
all mixed up.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Ready ready, I don't know about that one, America, and
keep that off your year, ready ready, clear month?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, moving on to number two number two.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Go ahead, look at it. See it. What do you
guys think of the color? Go ahead and give it
a good.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Smiff, very clear, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
In some different exchanges of faces for this one. Go
ahead and write your thoughts. Well, Martin, how about you
start us off? What did you think about?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I liked that one. I liked that one a lot.
I like that one a lot that one. That one,
that one was actually pretty good. I mean that and
that was I'm gonna tell you the show. That was
Lebron James. That's the go, let's go. That's got ship,
that's gold ship.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
This one it was.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Like it was real light in the color.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Excuse me, what was your score?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh? I'm sorry, nice score is a four? Okay, Twitty
already can't even turn real light and color.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It was like it was like it was like, alright, no,
I ain't getting no.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Five for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
For this one. But it was a little bit you
had a little bite to it, you know, a little
bite to it. It was I didn't like it as
much as I liked the first one, but this had
a little good taste to it. But I gave it
a three point five and I think it was the
lebron he hate to go, but I give him three
point five.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You watch your mouth man America. Remember his football, his
basketball pick? Remember Clinton?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
How about you go next?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Uh Nina?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I was really, like I said, I really I like
the light colors. So when I seen it, I said, oh,
this is gonna be great, and I already had it
as my favorite before I even drink it. Unfortunately, when
I drink it, it gave me a cough syrup taste
at the end. The aftertaste was a little bit of
off mark. Don't look at me like that because you well,
theme song for this should be oh baby, I like
(08:05):
it raw. Well that's the way, well you drink you like?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, God, just taint something real quick. I'm gonna cut
you off. You just messing me up when you said
you have to light colors. I mean I'm just saying
you got black one.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well your hood card, maybe go ahead whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Like I said, I'm gonna get I want to. I'm
gonna have to give it a two point five. Now
I just wrote three, but I'm gonna give it two
point five. The aftertaste was just a little too much
for me. You know, it had the worst aftertaste of
all the ones I've tasted.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
So far, the cheapest tasting ship that motherfucker likes. That's like,
you know, right wanted like a dollar less or together.
That motherfucker he had a cheap rate iron ship.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Keep money in my pocket, keep it going, all right,
I'm gonna say this first off, I gotta give a
little common in my cub I can listen.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
This motherfucker talk about liquor all night long. That's how
he's a finisherado over there.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So I'm impressed. So hey, who knows my cousins over here?
That motherfucker know what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Now moving on to and I know everyone's concerned about
what Righty's gonna say. He was righty go say first
and foremost. I think that was the Goat. I think
that was the goats, and I thought I think that
was his ship number two.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Well, Lebron's price that looked where we were average black
people could afford it, right, So he's a black goat
for show. Whether all American loves it was another thing.
But anyway, I'm going to say, with light and color,
I think that the taste was it started off smooth,
but it's a little Hardshire going down. So you know,
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much like you know, I think this is lebron shit,
much like I would have stacked the deck in the
last one. I gotta be real, I'm gonna say this
one's not as good as in this one. I got
to give it a two point five and say that
this one is wasn't as good as the first, being real,
real talk.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right, all right, the scores are in.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Let's get him in though. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hey, that's me and tweeties.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
All right, we'll be right back with the reveal of
which was better. So the results are in. So the
first drink they had, granted they don't know which drinks
they had. It looks like all collectively they have given
number one a score of fifteen. Okay, so pretty high,
pretty high. And for the second drink they had given
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it a score of twelve point five.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So which was our better drink?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The goat is gone?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Our better drink? Which was the first one that they
had drink? It was the Kevin Hart drink. To go, guys,
I want to say this one are here.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Down the goat, down th the go number one pick
the Goat has been defeated. Down goes the goat Caaremo.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, so this was our number one.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm gonna pick against MJ for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And then number two was the Lebron Dreams drenks.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'm going with the short motherfucking the finals.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
So the winner of our tequila pick will go on
to the Hood Report Tequila Championship, So please stay tuned
for that because we're gonna have a little bit more
tequila tastings that come in the very near future. But
what do you guys think about these two picks down below?
Thank you guys for listening to our choices of what
we think is the.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Best one and your comments.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Please select Kevin Hart over Michael Jordan to win it all.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Leaving the comments which one you think is a better pick?
And we hope to see you in our next one.
Be sure they hit that like and subscribe button. I
will see you for more tequila tastings coming up
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Soon and a barner you, We're gonna pick this chap
your baby,