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May 12, 2025 11 mins
When the Hood Report crew brought back two fan-favorite celebrity tequilas for a final taste-off, no one expected this ending. In a blind showdown between Michael Jordan’s luxury Sin Coro and Kevin Hart’s smooth Gran Coramino, Detroit voices came through with real heat — rating, roasting, and revealing opinions that had everyone leaning in.

With raw reactions like “Too smooth to trust” and passionate takes on who really deserves the crown, this episode is part tequila tasting, part cultural moment. What started as a simple sip turned into a half-point upset that flipped the narrative — and gave one underdog his moment. If you care about flavor, legends, or Detroit realness, don’t skip this one.


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Speaker 1 (00:03):
MJ it is to go. I agree with that, but
I gave it to a three point five.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hi. Everyone, welcome to the Hood Report podcast. We are
back with another tequila dating. This is the championship of
our last winners from the tequila tasting and we're really
excited because we're gonna find out who is the number
one out of the tequilas we've tried so far. I
know you guys have been loving this series so far,
and we love it too, which is why we are
back for our final one for this series. Hopefully we

(00:36):
can do some more of these in the near future,
but we want to find out who is our winner.
So our number one winner from our first batch was
actually the winner of the.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Two where is it on my list?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It was from Michael Jordan's, so we have him back
here to.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Do another tequila tasting.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
So the Michael Jordan one was our Sincoro one right here,
So that was our one of our fan favorites from
the last one. And then on top of that, our
fan favorite was the Kevin Heart one as well, the Comino.
So out of these two that were our fan favorites,
which one is gonna be our number one pick?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
So that is why we are back.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
So just like we did last time, I'm gonna go
over the rules and then through that they are going
to decide which is the better pick. So starting with
the tequila tasting, we are not downing these drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
That is why it is a tape.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
See it, You're gonna look at it observed. We're gonna
sniff it, we're gonna get the aromas of the tequila, and.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Then lastly we're gonna sip it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
And then one being the lowest, five being the highest, and.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
That is how we will proceed.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So let's start with our number one of the Kevin
Hart pick that was the Grand Carmino.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Do you guys know which one.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Is which glue?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Have no glue?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, well our number one.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Orge one of the So since they don't know, we'll
just start with number one, the number one with a
piece of paper on it.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
So whichever one that one is, the one you guys
are gonna be holding. All right, give it a little.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Geordan, you gotta go. If you're gonna d you gotta
go get this ship. Let's go. That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Go ahead, I'll give you guys a minute to kind
of think about it. The rumors. You know, savor it.
They're gonna score it from one to five.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
On this one.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Listen to my cubs that Nigga knows all this ship
really good. So you don't know sports, we know this
drinking ship.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
We kept them on just for that reason too. Look
I'm a fucking drunk, that's right, baby.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
You don't do ship as well with drink that any
dresses in Detroit year So we keeping round.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
For those things, all right, Martin, it seems like you're
done first.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Right, they're writing books. I mean this is this is
a straight.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Drink that one.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
That one went down smooth it did? I mean and
know it was? It was good, It was okay. I
mean I give it a three. And I think that
was Michael.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Jordan's I agree, I think that was Michael Jordan.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
We're down pretty agree with everything. Would you have an
opinion that ship right?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't agree with this, m J and and uh lebron.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
M J is to go.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I agree with that, but I gave the three point
five on this on this challenge, go.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Ahead, running ship down? He about have run it right
right right right, let's go.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
I hate as much as I hate this ship, I
do believe that that was Michael Jordan's. That to taste
it again and seeing the color again, I do believe
it was Michael Jordan's. Michael Jordan makes a very very
I don't know if it's sucking him, but it's a
good tequila anyway, But you know, but it's very good
and I really do too expensive be for niggas in
the hood anyway, go ahead, expensive.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
So it's once a year tequila. But I am giving
that a four, and I do believe that it is.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
The Michael Jordan brand.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay, let me round this out.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
I think that was actually the Kevin Hart shit right honestly,
and I liked it in the earlier round.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
I have to say that I liked it.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Now I think I'm going to have to say that
is a three point five. So I'm going to I
think that appearance was was really good. I think the
taste it went down without a lot of afterbite after
the fact. So I'm going to give the Kevin Hart
brand a three point five in America. I'm praying that
I'm right, because if we know the next one is Jordan,
we gotta vote this shit no matter what, because we

(04:55):
three Detroit guys cannot that ain't true.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Get Michael Jordan championship.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right, Well, let's move on to it one. Go ahead
and look at your second cup you have right there.
What does it look like? Notice the color of it.
Be sure to give it a good sniff. Get all
your thoughts in. Be sure to write any thoughts if
you need it. All right to the hood report.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
All right, let's go go right ahead, ship, all right,
go ahead, Feel free to write.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Down your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I think this is Jordan's fuck.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Martin, you always want to finish.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
That was That was Kevin Hart, And I think that one.

Speaker 9 (05:46):
I'm gonna give it a two too, because I think
I hate that well because, like I said on these
previous challenges, it's it's it's.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Too smooth for me.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I mean, I can't even smooth.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I can't.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
I can't if I can't taste nothing, such a thing.
If I can't taste nothing, then they don't do nothing
for me. Trike that ship for the record, saying too smooth, Well,
you know, too smooth for me. We shouldn't even kind
of score.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Yeah, if it ain't right, hey, we're just gave it
to we should we shouldn't count this the mother fucker
score too smooth.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Like I said last time, I love you bet not
agree with that one.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
Mark.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I loved it, like I said last time. So the
last episode I said, I loved it, and I still do.
I know that was Kevin Hart and I'm gonna give
it five.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Give it a five. It was too smooth, too smooth.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
It was smooth.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
That's a good thing, that great thing. You didn't give
it a fat And do you give it a final
last name.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
For the time? Five?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
You have the five? All right, America, listen in this
motherfucker knows this ship.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Because like our cousin who you know, was on the
streets here, evidently you got a fucking life. I don't
know about talking about this too fucking smooth. I thought
that's what we wanted to get out of life, is
smoother and better. But I was impressed with it. It
had great color. But when I had to put it

(07:20):
up with the other one that I tasted, it was
even Stephen right to the end, right up to that
last after bike, and it just had just a little
extra pinch on it. So I couldn't give it a four, y'all.
I had to give it a three point five. But
it is very smooth like my cousin.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
All right, and Rodney finishes out, so smooth becomes a negative.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
For me?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Smooth than a negative for me for mother funny dreams.
Five dollars shit, that might be true. That's right.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
I'm at least a seven dollars shit. So when I
was into this, I got toward dollars my body.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
When I I looked at it, I thought the color
was was really good.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
I thought it was smooth. I thought it went down
very well. Now my illusion is that this is the Jordan.
So it's you know, I don't know if I'm right,
but I hate to give a good score to some
Jordan ship because the only making ship for himself. We
can't wear a gym two gate two hundred dollars, well,

(08:23):
some of us can't. Mary words ship out the time
Xtra money put it on. Put on jordan'ship.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
We save my money.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Anyway, As much as I would fucking hate that this
is Jordan.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
To give him a score that that propels him to
a victory another championship because he don't deserve another one,
I gotta say it's smooth.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
The ship went down. Good, No, have to bite. I
gotta give it a four, righty.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well with that, let's hand over your scores.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
You thought that last one with Jordan, I thought it
was Jordan's, Okay, I hope that I'm not right, hopefully
I gave it forty Kevin hard ship, not Jordan's.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
And then keV harnt Win.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'm gonna go ahead.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
I think you know, but I think you just don't
want to believe.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, I don't know, but I'm I'm going to Charlie
the scores and we'll come right back to you.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Be sure to hit that light and subscribe one in
the meantime.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
All right, we go.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I am back with the scores, So let's get started.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Our little niece. He's back.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
With the score of fourteen.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
That was our second drink, but our score or no, no,
my apologies, with a score of fourteen.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
That was our sinkoro tequila.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
So the Michael Jordan Michael Jordan had a score of fourteen,
but with a point five difference.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Of it being highed. Was the Kevin Hart one a
fourteen point five?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
No fucking way. Yep, Hey, Georgia, great player, but FU
give the night. So Kevin Hart, baby, The.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
First drink you did drink was the Michael Jordan drink.
The second drink you had was the Kevin Hart drink,
so that one with a fourteen point five, so just
a point five difference off. But these are both great
selections here and you guys did great.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
A little and black motherfucker can't win in America, Baby
Kevin Heart, there's Kevin Hart.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Move and start here tonight.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
That is the end of today's segment the moment.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
All right, Rod, thank you guys so much for listening
to Hood Report podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
We're happy to have you guys here.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
And we hope to see you again for another tequila
taste thing. This isn't what we normally do, but we're
happy to do it with you guys. Leave a comment
down below if you guys want to write down what
you guys think about both of these drinks, and we'll
see you in our next one.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yes, America, A little bitty black guy can't win in America.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I can win next.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Let's go

Speaker 2 (11:00):
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