June 2, 2025 • 50 mins
Buckle up—this episode of The Hood Report is pure football mayhem. The squad dives headfirst into the AFC West and NFC North, making outrageous (yet oddly convincing) predictions that flip the script on everything you thought you knew. Chiefs dethroned? Broncos taking the crown? Lions getting exposed? The takes are hot, the debates are personal, and the loyalty runs deep.
Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love some no-filter football talk, this episode brings passion, trash talk, and plenty of “did-they-really-just-say-that?” moments. Grab your mic, pour a drink, and join the madness. This is what real sports talk sounds like.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're gonna have some hot takes, we're gonna talk some
real shit, and we're gonna get it started right fucking now.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Now, good evening, Welcome to the Hood Report.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We have some hot shit for you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're going to talk about some NFL action and we're
gonna get ahead of the courage. Tonight, we're going to
talk about two of the divisions in the NFL and
going to break down our thoughts on where we think
they're going to finish in the upcoming season. We're going
to break down first and foremost, the AFC West and
(00:46):
we have some people that have some loyalties there, whether
they should or not. And then we're gonna talk about
the NFC North Division and obviously we know we have
some loyalties there as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So stands be very interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're gonna have some hot takes, we're gonna talk some
real ship, and we're gonna get it started right fucking now.
Now with that, who wants to start us off? Who
wants to take on the f C West f C
West first? Who wants to throw down? Go ah'd tweaty.
I know you got some come on last to first,
(01:24):
fourth place through first place, running come on with it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, my lord to you know what, my lord lies
lies with some Las Vegas Raiders. Las Vegas Raiders. Baby, Now,
we ain't coming in.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Last this year.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That was one of the first time we came in
last last year. But other than that, we came in
the second or third.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Of the standings.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
All right, So at number four, I'm going with the Chargers.
Oh my god, you kidding Forgers, it's gonna be fourth
in that the vision. All right, Hey, they got a
you know, Herbert, they got little pieces in them, but
they still need a receiver out there. I think they
need a receiver their defenses all right, and they running back,
(02:12):
they need running back to they I don't think they
they picked the running backrook and everything. Yeah, they got them,
they got them, but I think they come in and
forth in that division, in that division, in our division,
right number three. Funny, you know they got that rookie quarterback.
(02:44):
He's still a rookie. Yeah, but he's gonna be a
little sophomore, but he's gonna he gonna hit. He's gonna
hit that sophomore year. So he called them sophomore right,
that's what.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It is that he still ain't got that confidence in them.
I't got that confidence in them yet.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So and the.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Quarterback is a big deal. That quarterback is a big
deal in the in this division. Okay, all right, But
y'all got a defense.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's what's gonna keep you all in it, even gonna
keep you all in it. I think your offense still suspect.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are they gonna have a winning record?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
People have we all gonna have a winning record to
the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We all like the playoffs, Sippy Cup today.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
A little thumb, A little thumb, But it ain't it
ain't all that. But okay, at number two, it's the Raders. Okay, okay,
I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I can't put it that what yet, I can't put
it that one yet.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The fact that you put him at to put.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
The at to us Raiders, we're going we're gonna be
number and a lot. That's in a lot, Okay, yes,
number two.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Because we you know, we we got the best coaching
in this division, head coaches.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'm saying all head coaches are the best in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Really yeah wow, I mean because you got some all
of farmers over there, head coaches in this division, the
whole division, in the whole in the whole division. Okay, okay,
in the whole, Yeah yeah, yeah, in.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
The whole, in the in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And don't mean all your motherfuckers going to the playoffs though,
that's ship crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I believe so I believe that I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it happen.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Make bags.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's the magic.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like they look unity tweeties, gamers list, he done ran it.
Hey who wants to critique? Well, well he still got
to say his number one. He didn't heel everyone? We
know what I know who number one?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And that boy. Ain't nobody being that boy right there?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm that boy Mahomes and in them damn Kansas City Chiefs.
That's that's that's number one in the in the vision.
That's the one logical thing I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I can't put us past them now yet.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Them pretty close. Who's up first? The Denver third place guys,
somebody else? I want I want to hit them with
the Raiders. I want to hit the high in the
hell did the Raiders get all the way up to
the second player? You kidding me? I understand that y'all
have added uh you know you got Tom Brady you know,
the magic man, but he ain't throwing the ball. He
(05:40):
just sitting in the office and making suggestion. You know.
So I know you got Geno Smith. I know you
picked up the running back. But two is just it's
just ridiculously.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know, go ahead, bro, we got that boy, Chip Kelly,
that beat y'all in Michigan, that boy from Ohio State
to the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I got Chimp failed in the NFL. He failed in
the NFL. He didn't be.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He didn't beat up.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We beat hip, he didn't beat He didn't be.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He didn't be beat Chipped.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Who had not your championship, the championship but said be Mischigan.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You said be Misgigan, and he didn't be Mischigan.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So no, but I mean the collage ranks champion and
it wasn't ship when he was in the pros before.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So you're about to see another edition that Chip Kelly
Park two was gonna it's gonna the sequels work.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He was the head coach, he coordinator, now here coordinator.
That's when he was the head coach.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And and and he was a coordinator at Ohio State,
and and he lost the Misigans the biggest game of
the year every year.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
What they do in the biggest game of the year.
All you know was the biggest game.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Of the year. I gave that he won a championship.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I give that, thank you, But.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Your Raiders take the Raiders will finish last division the
later that they will be lasting the division. Go ahead, Martin.
All I'm saying is with a s with with a
sub park quarterback and Geno Smith's he ain't bad. But
the thing is, I'm not gonna go there tweety with
(07:18):
a sub part quarterback and your best officer player is
a is a tighty end, which is okay last year,
but he's just okay. He was a bad team last
year and he's gonna be the bad team this year.
So he's gonna be the same thing. The defense is horrible,
deepens is horrible. Can we agree with that defensis.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I'm not aging with it.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
We're gonna have the best We're gonna have the best defense,
the line in the league.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You didn't put in no defense. You picked up a
couple of corner you put a couple of corners in
the in free agency, but didn't You didn't do anything
significant on the defense. So it was hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
We didn't need to.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That was hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
They coming back this year.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, I'm not gonna be the
dead horse.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But I'm just gonna say, Hey, anybody that I.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Would hop over next to you, I would.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Hope Raider Nation, I would hope Raider Nation does not
believe and it's not holding their breath to be in
fucking second place this season. Otherwise it's gonna be a
long fucking year.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
So we won't come and live.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That'll be his win. You're win if you won't come
and last.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey, you know what, Hey, we'll give you that. You
know you're gonna fight for. You're gonna fight like a
motherfucker for that. This year. I'm telling you all, tough division, sir.
Who's up NeXT's going next? I will go, I will go.
I will go wipe behind a Raider guy because you
know what I'm saying, Because I gotta I gotta get
(08:55):
this hit together before I can't get it together, because
that first take was fucking horrible. Now at number four,
we all know at number four, everybody went number four.
It's the fucking Raiders, the ready that they can go.
They have a subpart quarterback, their best weapon is a
tight end. He's good. But if you're telling me that
(09:16):
that's your best weapon, no, that's horrible. And but the
worst thing is though their defense is horrible. And I
don't even have to talk about it, but their defense
is horrible. And the main thing is same old Raiders.
Keep it moving. I ain't gonna know the much time
on them. Number four at number three, we got the Chargers.
I do the Chargers. They got a good defense. But
(09:40):
I'm gonna take the one thing for the Chargers. I
don't trust Herbert. I don't. I don't in the big moments.
He doesn't show. Look when you're in the playoff game
and you have twenty seven or nothing and you can't
win that game. No, I have no choice with Herbert.
They didn't pick up no office of weapons to me
for them the time make that that step up. So yeah,
(10:03):
they charge a number three add number two. The King
is going down this year. The king is going down.
And the city have owned They has owned the West.
They have owned the m C West that year they
have but guess what the King is going down, but
they still have Patrick Mahomes. You got I mean must
(10:25):
respect to Patrick Mahomes and they still have piece, I mean,
on the other side of the ball. But their problem
is they're always a line. That's what costs him in
the Super Bowl. And I'm not sure how much they
improved off was a line because we've seen what happens
when they play a good team between drafted, free agency
and pick. Okay, okay, okay, but that but those you got.
(10:50):
You got to put those places in and then wizy
hot they work out. But I'm just telling you, when
you have your opportunity, and they did have and they
took up and they took advantage of the opportunity because
they want to cover super Bowls. But at a certain
point it's time to start rolling down. They had their Hey,
look they had one of the best, like fastest year
(11:12):
spans ever. But now they will start rolling down. They
start rolling down, and you know why start rolling down?
Rolling down? God damn the wire Broncos step you know what,
you know what? You know? This this ship gotta stop. Okay, okay,
(11:33):
go ahead and talk about the Broncos. Ridiculous. Come on,
give us the reasons. I need the reasons. Okay, Well,
well if you let me, if you say I tell you,
let me tell you why. And this ain't no just
no bias taking whatever anybody know football, anybody no football
is what's the first thing on the list that's gonna
win you a championship? Quarterback? No, no, in the quarterback me. Boy,
(11:59):
did we see the shoot Bowl land this year? We
did Choo Bowl. Last year it was goddamn defense. Off
of that goddamn defense and won that fucking Super Bowl.
And then and I'm gonna tell you, gonna have the
best defense this year. It's gonna be the goddamn Denver Broncos.
It's gonna be the goddamn den Broncos. But look, we
already had. Look we had the best defensive player of
(12:19):
the year at the cornerback. I ain't talking about him.
We picked up a good, really good cornerback from Texas
that a boy Barn. We picked up Greenwalk, Greenlaw and
old boy from San Francisco. Our TM is gonna be
able to hook. But I'm not gonna boys. But and
then not just that on the office side of the ball,
(12:40):
us picking up Ingram. That was a very good pickup
at the tight end position, one of the top five
tight ends.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I don't even alone. But Mark, my word, the Denmer
Broncos will win the al C West this year. Bookt
real quick. Before we move on, I want to hit
Tweety and Martin for your your your specific team.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What's your record projection for the season just for your team?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Mine is ten and seven seven?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hey, hey, hey Tweety, I want what you drinking or
you smoking? Hey, I want what you're drinking and smoking?
Good ship on that good ship all about doing Denver
ten and seventh. I'm thinking we're going to be twelve
and five.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, all right, go ahead, queue you up.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We'll let you go. F fight god Mark Mark. Yeah,
this ship got to stop. This ship got to stop now. Look,
Broncos added a running back R. J. Harvey. You know,
so now they got they got they got somebody to
go with Jamal. Now they got the one two punch, right,
he probably gonna have a thousand yards. You know. They
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already had a great defense. They boasted that motherfucker, you
know what I'm saying. And and the defense is gonna
be great. But the one thing that you are overlooking
is the quarterback and his sophomore slump. The tape is out.
Nobody's nobody, you know how You know how they say
when it gets tape on you. Now, we got tape
on your boy. Now. So now that we got tape
(14:32):
on your boy, it's gonna be a little tougher for
him this year. You know what I'm saying, we were
gonna be. And that's the reason why, with all due disrespect,
I don't I don't see them, you know, going as
high as you got him. That And that's my take
on on your selection, sir.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
And you got you got Ingram you say the top five?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Fuck you better?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You know, you know, you know bronc Bows was the
number one tight end in the league.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yes, we got him. He broke the record last.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Year on the bad team, on the bad team, broke
the record and he broke them and he broke the.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Recor Calvin was on bad teams. You know, come on,
go ahead, brother, finish. And that's why he ain't top
five either, But go ahead, you had him top.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Five, top ten quarterback. We got a top ten quarterback.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
All right, that's true. You you upgrade that position finally.
All right, what I'm saying, real quick, real quick, give
my my recap is I understand you're you're picking Kansas
City to fall what I'm gonna tell you is to
beat the King.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You gotta beat the King.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I don't see Denver or the other teams in that
division being able to beat them up. And because this
boy is gonna be on a scortch earth tour this
year after the Super Bowl and the way things went
down last year and everybody questioned the season and questioning
his greatness, My home's gonna be hot the monthfully.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I heard the Buffle working out.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Night and day. So what I'm gonna tell you is
him and he gonna go back to the lab. Patrick
Mahone's gonna be focused. Your boy tighty end Uh. He's
gonna want to be go out on top. It's gonna
be his last year and then he's gonna go off
and run off with Taylor Swift. So I think this
year coming back, I think they're gonna be on fire.
(16:29):
They're gonna be hot, and they're gonna be tough to
stop and tough to beat. Actually, I'll tell you they're
one of my teams this season, and I got Kansas
City finishing the year at thirteen and four and winning
the division. Now to grow right, I just roll right
right to my team. So I gotta laid out already.
I'm gonna say this for me. Last place in the
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division is going to be the Raiders. I think the
Raiders are going to improve, but they're not going to
improve that much. I got the Raiders winning seven or
eight games this year, right, so they'll be better tweety.
I think they got one more year. They got to
make some acquisition before they get to a point because
because I think they'll be a possessed the ball and
(17:11):
running ball. Do you know what the short pass the
game and then running genty I think he has another
possess the ball and then.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Win seven games. So I think they improved. Now I'm
gonna say third.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Place because now what happens is you come in and
you play last place schedule and you can look like
a superstar.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You come in.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You gotta play a little bit more difficult together in
the schedules. Still not not ridiculous. But when I'm gonna
tell you, I think the defense is gonna be out
of the change. But the sophomore Jinx is fucking real.
Denver finisers in third place. I got Denver third place
at ten and seven every ten and seven and the
third place, but on second player. I believe it flayed Herrorball.
(17:48):
Hardball has been my dude since this year in Michigan.
And one thing you know about Herrball, Hardball's gonna get
his boys equipped ready and set the play I think
the Herbert I give you that. I agree with Herbert.
I don't think he goes very far when he gets
to the playoffs. But but hard Ball is gonna make
it to the playoffs. He knows how to coach the
regular season and make it to the rigors of the
season in order to get his team there. Them. I
(18:11):
have San Diego finishing in third place and second place,
I'm sorry, second place, and then what about teams and
I got them finished.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I got them finishing out at eleven and six.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Half seat and then last inserted at least Heavy is
the head that whears the crown. The crown still resides
in Kansas City, where it has the last several years.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's gonna be there again this year.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Watch out. They got Rice coming back. They went out
and they hit the offensive line heavy. Between free agency
and the draft, they got picked up three offensive linemen
for Kensie this year, which really was their defension because.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Their defense is off the chains.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Back. Nobody had the defense off the chain. The offense
was depleted because of injury. So now you got the
people coming back off injury. And rice An was on
his way to being a true number one receiver before
he got hurt. Ratine right, he was out there killing
the AMC West, killing you motherfuckers. He gonna come back
and do it again him my homes win Division thirteen
(19:13):
and fucking four. Like I said, bucket, bet it, do
whatever you need to do to it. That shit gonna
be money.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
How many how many motherfuckers teams you got in the West?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
That just too just too right. Now you gonna love hardball,
and I know Casey coming back sports hurt. Hey, hey,
hardball get off to a slow start, boy, and you
curse him. You curse him like you know he could
anything else. First, it ain't blind lords, Okay, so let
(19:45):
me get let me critique this out of the bullet
his list because because it was some bullshit. I know.
First of all, you something about Kansas City and they
coming back hard, this and that, but you didn't make
it one time about the hours of line because that
was their biggest issue.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You would have the mentioned it and me.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
To patic Mahomes is one of the best quarterbacks. But
if if the obser line ain't working, we see how
that ship work out. So Dobson line is horrible. They
lost some defensive players on the deeper side of the ball.
And and you also said, you also said that you
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know they dominated the n C West this and that,
and we say, but we kicked that ass last year.
We keep that ass last year and we will continue
to kick that ass this year. Broos will be back Chargers.
Second thing, the Chargers. You so you tell them that
you have more faith in the Chargers than the Broncos.
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And there seeing all the pickles that we made and
then the pickles that they made. Okay, So I would
tell you I think your defense is gonna be off
the chain. Yes it might be the number one defense,
but your offense and the sophomore Jinks is gonna get
a problem. As couldn't say. I gotta agree hundred percent.
Get tape on, you, motherfucker. That's when we find out
who you are. So bo Knicks, you're gonna find out
(21:09):
about you this year exactly. Hey, that's true. A roll
to tape, baby, They got their mother for gonna tape watch.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's gonna you know, it's gonna be Travisers last year.
He might not play all seventeen.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Make the whole year. He might. He might get married.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He gonna be he's gonna be off honeymoon season.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Might he might want to go out on top.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
He might want to go.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Out on because Rashi Rice is coming back. And you
know that was a dog before he got hurt. So
that's all I watch out for Rice. That boy is
a dog. Watch him.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Will got him and now you got worthy on the
other side, niggas to kick off my list, although we've
you know, kind of already said a lot of the
important points, but I'll still give my take on it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Tweeted, you know, I love you like a brother. I
love you like a brother. Man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry man.
The Raiders eight and nine, bro, and look I'm doing
better than me both these with eight and nine. But
I think that they have made some improvement. I think
they're gonna be scrappy, they gonna be they gonna be
(22:27):
the game. They're gonna be the team that you always
can take the points with. This year. I think, you know,
they gonna be in the games. They gonna be scrappy,
but I just think it's gonna be you know, it's not.
They're not gonna get over the hump hump. I think
they still got they just one year away, you know
what I'm saying. So you know, I love the running
back first pick up. I'm happy that y'all got them,
you know, and I see the joy in you for
(22:47):
having him and because you know that's what it means
for your team. But I just think y'all steel like
one more year away.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
One year, one year and ten players keep crossing.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
And then they got a jam, all right, all right,
then we gonna go with next on the list. So
number three, number three on my list is going to
be the Chargers. The Chargers, you know what, love Harball.
You know, he has changed the whole culture of the Chargers,
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you know what I'm saying, turn that team around. Wherever
he go. He gives it that old school, you know,
running game man that we love. But this, that, and
the other. But what I don't like is the quarterback.
And if you look at some of his matches matchups
this season, they got a tough schedule and you gotta
pick him up against some of the top quarterbacks in
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the league. Herbert is good, but when you put him
up against these guys, he's gonna fall short. And that's
why I have them where they're at in the league.
And I have them and also finished in eight and nine,
you know, right right right ahead it right ahead of
the Raiders. Okay, next on my lists them damn Broncos.
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Broncos at number two, Broncos and number two you know, uh,
Broncos did some great things. Added a running back, you know.
So now they got the one two pet the one
two puns as they have as the Lions like to say,
we got thunder and lightening us, you know, a thunder
and sign it, you know. So not what nobody wanted
they want to happen. They didn't get him. But this guy,
(24:28):
this guy still could go over a thousand yards, you
know what I'm saying. He could be a thousand yard
you know, Bolster boastered the already great defense. Martin defense
is already off the chain. And they went out, you know,
and and uh and grabbed a corner uh and uh
and and the uh in the defensive end to just
make it even better. So you know, I can't say
(24:49):
nothing about that. The only problem I have Martin is
your boy both and that's and that sophomore slump and
what we talked about about them being able to, uh,
you know, see what's going on. So that's why, you know,
And I think he's gonna just have a little little
little fall back, just a little bit. I don't I'm
not saying he's gonna fall off, but I think it's
gonna be a fall back. And I and I and
(25:11):
I have been finishing uh atu at ten and uh
at ten and seven, two at ten and seven and
second place.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, I think the motherfucker's gonna fall off.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
All right. And that's number one, number one Kansas City.
They got a seven prime time games this year. The
over under for them is eleven and a half. That's
an easy over, you know for me. You know, you
take that easy over. You know you got they still
got you know, Travis Kelsey, the upgraded the uh the
offensive line. They picked up three offensive linemen. That's gonna
(25:44):
that that's for improvement. You know, we can't see that yet,
but it will be improvement there. You know. Uh, they
got some they got some tough games on their schedule.
You know, they play the Eagles, they played Buffalo Lions
they you know, and plus the division game, which I
believe they'll split. Probably something to do with the division games.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
But let's split all of them.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah yeah, we always been. Once a year, I think
they'll split with the Broncos. They'll we split the on
every year they have been whooping the a f C
West as the year you keep whooping that ass beating
even if you beat them one time, like you got
talking about crumbs.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Motherfucker, they win the champions and y'all beating them one time.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
We're doing something. We're doing something, right, Get the funk
out of here, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Y'all, y'all getting happier with crumbs?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
All right? Every year? Go ahead, the Raiders beat them? Finish? No, no, no,
I'm finished. That was it, you know, Kansas City number one?
You know, uh mark the three hands up. Let's go
ahead and let you start off with the criticism, all right, No,
I don't. I mean, the only criticism I have is
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that you know, everybody's telling me about ballingle eggs and
what are gonna do, you know, sphomore slump this and that.
But the one thing I'm gonna tell you is that
I see my Broncos win before with the worst offense
in the league and they had one of the best defenses.
And I think this defense is gonna carry us a
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long way. But you know, everybody, no, everybody got that
about the Boat team fifteen and they had Peyton Manning
and they had one of the worst offense in the
league and they won a Super Bowl. They won a
Super because they had defense. That's what I'm talking about.
Man Peyton, Yeah, yeah, And Peyton Manny was horrible. He
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was horrible. Manning is still better than he was. He was,
his arm was done, he was that's oh, that's when
he had Obviously, obviously we don't watch football. Obviously we
don't watch because Peyton Manny, Peyton Manny's name, Peyton Manny
was Horror Bowl that year. I'm gonna leave it alone.
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I'm gonna tell you this defense win and I believe
that absolutely, Martin. You know, you can still make the
playoffs and not win the division. So it ain't like
we just shipping on you boys. Whyn't you ship on
them to say that, like my man fucking nice either.
They they ain't gonna do ship. They gonna I got
him in second place, I got him in third place
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sophomore slump. It's the real deal. Fuck that, I gotta soft.
You gotta soft this mother all right now? It ain't
gotta be soft. Fucks off. Now moving on, we're moving
on to NFC. We spends a lot of time in
the a f C. We're gonna move on to the
n f C North and we're going to walk through
that one. So hey, everybody, get ready to strap me in.
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Last year that division was the best division in football?
Is it gonna be the best division in football again
this year? And then where do where do we think
everybody's going to fall? Who wants to go first? You
wanna go first? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I go first. This is my povision.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Let me take care of this shit. Y don't fucking
pay attention. The shittiest team in this division was the
team that gave my team hell all the way up
into the fucking end of last season. Him damn Minnesota Vikings. Yeah, bitches,
y'all going back to where y'all was long, even though
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they had a great season last year. Now we're coming
back with JJ McCarty. JJ McCarthy, great quarterback. I love him,
but he is not gonna be able to reproduce Sam
Donald's magical fucking season. Okay, let's just get that shit over.
He's not gonna be able to reproduce it. He's coming
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off the injury. Even though they got weapons, he won't
be able to reproduce it. So I got them going
eight to nine, by y'all, can you believe it? After that,
we got this lovely, lovely team, this lovely team that
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went out here in the middle of the night and
fucking per not not pard, but like a thief, went
out here and stole everybody. They stole everything from the
life them. Damn Chicago Bears went out there and took
our offensive coordinator went out there and took uh Antoine
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regular Randall, all our quarterbacks. Coach went out there and
took Davy uh uh JV. Beard. Another coach took uh
took out took our offensive lineman. I mean, you know,
they just went out there and fleece us in the
middle of the night, you know, so you know, off
of their head. But you know, the Bears look really
good on paper, excellent on paper, but they failed to
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realize some things, starting with Caleb Williams. Great quarterback, You
good quarterback? Is that? And the other. But you buy
your offensive lineman a trip to the spot for the
trip for the for their season gratitude, you know, a
trip to the spot so they get their nails painted.
Like him, It's gonna be some o laying going on
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next season, so it's punk as gonna get laid out
and he's gonna be down there getting his ass kicked.
So well, I got them finishing up right in front
of Minnesota in the third spot.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
After that, we got our nemesis, green Bay.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Green Bay don't seem like they've done too much on paper,
this that and the other, but they're always formidable, a
good team, and they gonna be right there at the
end of it. So I got them. I got them
finishing a number in the number two spot and number one.
You know it, baby, I'm wearing it them d Troy
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Lions number one, gonna take care of business. They coming
out there. Even though everybody wanted to get a new
pass rusher, We're gonna relax. We're gonna put our trust
in Davenport. Even though he's injury prone, We're gonna we're
gonna put our trust in him.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
We still drafted another guy.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't forget about the guy we drafted tweeting from
uh from Egypt, the Egyptian brother, you know, so he
there and we got a couple other guys steal in
the bag. You know, he past Rusher in college last
year too. Yeah, he's he's a dog, but this is
a different league. We'll see if he can carry it
into the the NFL. Well, I usually don't shut shut up,
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so hey in Brad Holmes, we trust Lion's finishing. You're
gonna have a tougher, tougher season this year, but they're
gonna finish eleven and six. All right, all right, that's
a little bit of reality. Okay, hey, go ahead, tweet
you kick that could kick that first.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Sweety Well, I can't disagree with his list. Uh damn Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, JJ McCarthy coming off the injury, they're not gonna
they're not gonna have the same same excitement, same juice
they had last year when they had uh Sam Donald.
So they gonna they're gonna finish fourth. They're gonna finish
fourth in that division. And you say, you say what
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third was? Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Who say third was? Chicago?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Is it the same sophomore slump for Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, he had a fresh he had he had a
freshman slump, so he might be he might be be
fortunate last year.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh man, that offensive line was horrible last year. But
they they they did some good ship this off season,
so uh, they know third. But but Green Bay they
got my boy back then in the backfield, Jacobs, we
let him go.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
I'm sorry this. I'm sorry you left, but we got
we got your replacement in Vegas. But I love you anyway, Jacobs.
But you're good over there. You're good over there in
Green Bank.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
All right, But yeah, Detroit, y'all will come here first.
Y'all had a lot of injuries last year, a lot
of injuries. Hope they all come back healthy, and if
they all do, y'all can be in first place.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I got absolutely tweet. All right, you want to critique it, No,
let me just go next. I'll go next to give
you my list. Get my list, and number four, I
got the Bears. I think the Bears. I think Kenny Williams.
I don't think he Williams is that bad, but I
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think they're old line. Until they get their old line
situations together, I think that's gonna best set them all up.
They picked up a lot of big names, like last year,
a lot of big names, but it didn't work out.
And I think the same thing this year. The Bear
is gonna be a number four. They pick Lineman, Huh,
they picked them off the line. Yeah, they picked them
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up boat, but we got to see how that work out.
They picked up a lot of players last year, but
the ship didn't work out. Into it workout, I'm not
falling for it. At number three, I got the Minnesota Vikings.
I think they're gonna take a step back. I think
without I mean bringing JJ and put them in there.
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This is like his rookie season. And I think last
year they actually had a good mix with with Darton
because I'm not big on Dawnton, but he actually played
good with Minnesota because they I mean, because they do
have weapons all over the field. But I think bringing
JJ back this year for his rookie season, I think
that's gonna kind of it'd be a transition. And I
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don't think they're gonna be as good as it was
last year because last year they were getting lucky helf,
but they had a good Huh, they were lighting in
the bottle last year. Yeah, but no, no, no, no, no,
but they I mean, but they had a good year.
But I think this year, I think they take a
step back. I really do. At number two, I'm gonna
put the Detroit Lions at number two. I'm Detroy Lines
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number two. And I'm gonna tell you why I'm putting
the trot lines number two. I think by them losing
Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn, I think, no, no, it
was the coordinator. Andre was the coordinator. So now you
just have to me which is a clown a head coach.
I think, I just really think, I just really think
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that it's gonna be a it's gonna be big on
him this year. And when you're going for it on
fourth down and your own terrortory and all those ship
that shit don't work. You have all the time in
the world, but it's got a googy motherfucker Coney's plays
and all this shit, I think they're gonna fuck up.
So I got Detroit number two because I had questions.
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I got a lot of questions at the coaching at
the Colton stands for them. And number one, I got
green Bay. I think green Bay last year they had
oh Love was hurt for a majority of the year.
He was hurting majority of the year. I think getting
him back, getting him back healthy. They have a good
defense and Jacobs, I mean Jacobs running back. I think
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I think Green Beer's gonna win the Vision. I do
you freaking hare youse a hair?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
What so if you staying there, Minnesota will take a
step back. Don't you think they should be in fourth
place instead of third?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
No? No, no, no, because the Bears is that bad?
Because to me, to me, the Bears is still that bad.
I watched the Bears all last year. I don't know
what y'all watching, but the Bears as bad as hell,
the Bear as bad as hell. The Bear is gonna
be a last place again. That's my opinion.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Who else? Quentin Gorda, you got you done lost your
mind talking about Green Bay gonna come ahead, gonna come
in front of become in front of the Lions. It
ain't nowhere in the hell They're gonna come in front
of the life. I'm gonna take that bet on the
side for you, sir. Okay, I won't be rob what
you got bro? All right, here we go, baby. Hey,
if you didn't tune in before you probably better fucking
(38:11):
tune in now. I got some hot shit. I'm about
to drop it on you. And not only am I
gonna tell you where everybody's going to finish. I'm gonna
give you the wives now first and foremost. When I
think this team made huge strides in the off season,
I think it's too much of a gap to close.
And they have a tough fucking schedule this year.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
The Chicago Bears are going to be my teams. I
think finishes in last place. They gotta go to Detroit.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
They're gonna lose obviously one of those for sure they
might get maybe they gad lucky. They gotta go to Washington.
They gotta go to Baltimore. They gotta go to Cincinnati.
They gonna go to Philadelphia, they gotta go to San Francisco.
While the Bears gonna be better, the record is going
to only be marginally better. The schedule was tough as fuck.
The Bears are going to finish fourth place this year.
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They had a second, the second second toughest schedule this
year they have. They have a tough fucking schedule, Like,
that's a tough fucking schedule. Next I think a couple
of you guys called it out, and I would agree
with it. I think when you're coming in, I said
Minnesota was lighting in the bottle last year, right, Everything
they did offensively, everything the kind of pushed everybody pushed.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That shit worked.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I think this year now, even though darn it was
was a career fuck up before last year, what I
would say is that he was still he had went
through the rookie the rookie stuff, and the rookie the
riggers of being a rookie and the learning about trick
defenses and all that kind of stuff. So I think
they're going to take a step back offensively. I think
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the defense is still going to be good because my
boy is gonna do a great job of the defense.
I think the offense takes the step back. Even though
one things Minnesota did, I think they should put a
little more unto their defense.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
They actually went heavy.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
They have three wide receivers they picked up last year
in off season I'm sorry, they picked up one in
the draft, and with their third round pick they picked
up in free agency two more, Rondelle Moore.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
And Tim Jones. So they have they beat up three
digion wide receivers.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
They're weighing in on offense, and I think they're playing
on being offensive team, and I'll scoring takes people, but
I think with a rookie quarterback, that's a tough thing
to do.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Now I'm rooting with JJ.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Obviously he was blue, so I'm root for him, but
I think there's a they're not going to come back
and be able to replicate that season. I think JJ
is gonna have a good year, and I think you'll
throw for thirty five hundred yards. I think you throw
for twenty touchdowns, but I think you're gonna throw for
like ten, ten to twelve picks JJ. If you remember
in the Michigan he'll turn the ball over a little bit.
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So I think that's what happens learning so it's understandable.
But I think for that reason, Minnesota, I can't put
them at at above third place. And I think both
them and the Bears missed the playoffs. Now the top
two teams in the division. I think they both make
the playoffs again. But what I'll say is this, I
think the order switches, I think actually clips it. And
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the reason why I say the Lions fall off of
this two things you didn't gonna get that fucking pass rusher.
When you got the window right now, you gotta go
get that pass rusher and put them on the eyeposite
side in order to fortify your defense. Number one.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Now, I like the fact they went out and got
some cornerbacks.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
They were definitely in need at the corner position, but
you didn't go out and get your pass rushing number one.
Number two, we saw what happened the last time a
team lost to two offensive coordinators the same season. Philadelphia
was the experiment there. So Philadelphia, the minute you get
over that Cordnator left Stiking and those guys left Boom.
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They were they actually they ran the table, did good,
but then they fell off. They struggled all year despite
having the talent to getting to the playoffs. I think
the Lions are going to be good, but I think
their window, I think their window is smaller. I think
the good thing for the Lions is is that the
expectations will then be smaller, so I think they have
a better opportunity to creep in and to be able
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to make it because expectations aren't.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
They're just this juggernaut. I think it'll come out the season.
They gonna come.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
They're not gonna come out like last year, so I
think the expectations is smaller. So I think the Lions
with that Nigery Martin is over time those decisions of
the play calls and all that that shit catches up.
Now you don't have a superior talented team. You lost
a fucking great, a great fucking offensive coordinator and Ben Johnson.
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That shit adds up, and that she takes it, and
it's tough to recover from that no hater shit. He's
being real. You can't recover from us lose Aaron Glan
and losing Ben Johnson and come back and be the same.
So I think the Lions still make the playoffs at
the eleven to six. I think Green Bay, who was
a disappointment last year, they went out and I think
what they forty five their team. They picked up and
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went heavy receivers between the drafts and free agency. Their
motherfuckers picked up three receivers too, so I think they
fortified their offense. Their schedule is a little bit more tenable,
their big games, a lot of every game they played
at home. As a post on the row, I think
Jordan Love settles the end the season hopefully played the
full season.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I think he's just a stud.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
But if they fall off and they fall from first
to second, then it's gonna beople called Jordan Love. If
they make it in first place, like I expect, it's
gonna be because of Jordan Loves. Right. Hey, Jacobs is
a fucking stud. He proved it last year. So I
think the right Billy been a hand the ball off.
I think with receivers that can beat you down in
the field because they went I made the investment and
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finally drafted the receiver in the first round, as they
mentioned during the draft. I think that combination of things.
I think Green Bay is going to be a really
good team this year. We'll see if Jordan Love and
get on the top. So green A green Bay is
on my list. They're one of my teams on my list.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I think green Bay.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
There is Detroit.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I think anybody wins the division and finishes up twelve
and five, and I think the Lions coming right behind
and eleven.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Just think of talk forever, don't he talked? We have
heard enough of you two bashing my team.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I can't take it no more.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I can't take it. Look, I don't know how y'all
donet got Green Bay, leap Frog and my boys. But
it's unbelievable that y'all can even say that my defense,
Like Tweety said, our defense was straddled. We didn't have nobody.
We was pulling people off the street for defense last
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year and and and we still was banging with herm
y'all have underestimated the Lions, and they will be a
better team. That's all I got to say about it.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Didn't lose nobody last year. They didn't lose nobody last year.
The Lions, Oh my god, the whole we lost corners,
say no.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
No, I'm talking about I'm talking about off the off season.
I'm saying hurt.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
We lost Smith. We lost Smith off the defensive line.
But but here it is.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
We we have Davenport who was hurt the whole year.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Now he's an injury prone guy, but if he can
stay healthy. When he was healthy, he made a big
difference in in the game. I'm I'm gonna tell you
a little secret, go ahead. And you saw it at
the end of last season. Golf is gonna fall this year.
I'm gonna telling a little go Offic's gonna have a
fall off. Dtain played over his head for two years.
(45:30):
Hey pumpkin, time that motherfucker about to fall off this year.
Watch watch who coordinator? We'll see it one day was
gonna fall out. We got a guy from Denver to
be our offensive coordinator who actually was over Ben Johnson
before he got the job. So we got the guy
who was over him. He's he was one of the
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Denverest quarterback coaches. The guy that got.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Demoted that Ben Johnson was got promoted ahead of him.
Now he get a job. Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
He. That's how like corporate America all over again. Devoted,
He kept a job and then he get promoted. Like yeah, damn,
I heard that's the wee before it he wo was
my list?
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Who was who was to get a yourteau?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Well it was all right, but I still I still
got I still got Detroit.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
All right, five second, can't be fire. I'm just telling
you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
It's because it's because of the offense of Detroit. Detroit
office and on two running backs and the receivers.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
The office is saying, hey, I'm gonna tell you this
to the running game is gonna fall back something this
year too.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
That happened.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Is that happens.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Is lightening gonna be lightning? But I think thunder is
gonna fall off. We drafted offensive lineman. I'm sorry, sweetie.
Go ahead, yeah, but what I'm saying is light than
is gonna still be lighting. He's bad motherfucker, but yeah, thunder,
but we drafted offensive lineman, right, we drafted offensive linemen
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to help the boast of.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
The guys that we missed. And then you know, I
know you say this thing.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
About windows, but certain teams have longer windows than others.
You know, some teams window can be almost a decade,
when some teams window is like two seasons. And I
think you're basing our window on s O L Lions,
And I think this is kind of a new version
of the Lion. And Brad trust he's a good dude.
(47:43):
This brother, this is gonna prove it. It's gonna prove it.
Right the thing go ahead, Like I said, all y'all
talking about offense, offense, offense, offense, offense, offense, the Lions,
there's tell me who in the secondary? Tell me who
they fucking secondary? Then going out where this horror the secondary?
(48:07):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, We got
too pro Bowl freaking safety.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
What do you think safety?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Bullock and and freaking uh and Kirby Joseph, are you
kidding me? We got we got two safety all pro safety.
Yes we do, sir, you better checked they do. Somebody
else saying, well, I ain't got a ball. See see
the differen between me and you. I don't have to
change of records. I watched them one of the fucking
games and they saying, there's fucking horror. I'm telling you
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our two safeties, our Pro Bowl caliber, that was gonna
the corners, uh your beat?
Speaker 2 (48:43):
So they out there making off tack. They with no
Pro Bowls When I was watching.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Watching, I wasn't watching enough of the because they're Pro bowlers.
Diffween the difference between me and a lot of people.
I don't. I don't give a funk about who made
the Pro Bowl and all that ship. I watch the
motherfucking games and I know that secondary is fucking bad.
That's all I know. So Hey, obviously a lot of
opinions here, a lot of hot takes. Hey way in
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for our viewers, way in and let us know what
you think. Do you think now the time? And Kandasy
is going to fall off as some of these guys
predicted or one of these guys predicted. Oh, and conversely
for the NFC North, do you think that the Lion's
rain is over and that window is closed or are
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they going to continue to control the divisions?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
All other questions coming into the season.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Hey, we'll be back obviously during the season to talk
more about it and we'll see where it lands. Until then,
we'll be back with two more divisions. We're going to
hit and we're going to tackle and give you a
hot takes. Hey, So we appreciate you coming joining in
with us tonight. We appreciate you watching the Hooverport and
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We're gonna have some hot takes, we're gonna talk some
real shit, and we're gonna get it started right fucking now.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Now, good evening, Welcome to the Hood Report.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We have some hot shit for you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're going to talk about some NFL action and we're
gonna get ahead of the courage. Tonight, we're going to
talk about two of the divisions in the NFL and
going to break down our thoughts on where we think
they're going to finish in the upcoming season. We're going
to break down first and foremost, the AFC West and
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we have some people that have some loyalties there, whether
they should or not. And then we're gonna talk about
the NFC North Division and obviously we know we have
some loyalties there as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So stands be very interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're gonna have some hot takes, we're gonna talk some
real ship, and we're gonna get it started right fucking now.
Now with that, who wants to start us off? Who
wants to take on the f C West f C
West first? Who wants to throw down? Go ah'd tweaty.
I know you got some come on last to first,
(01:24):
fourth place through first place, running come on with it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, my lord to you know what, my lord lies
lies with some Las Vegas Raiders. Las Vegas Raiders. Baby, Now,
we ain't coming in.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Last this year.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That was one of the first time we came in
last last year. But other than that, we came in
the second or third.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Of the standings.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
All right, So at number four, I'm going with the Chargers.
Oh my god, you kidding Forgers, it's gonna be fourth
in that the vision. All right, Hey, they got a
you know, Herbert, they got little pieces in them, but
they still need a receiver out there. I think they
need a receiver their defenses all right, and they running back,
(02:12):
they need running back to they I don't think they
they picked the running backrook and everything. Yeah, they got them,
they got them, but I think they come in and
forth in that division, in that division, in our division,
right number three. Funny, you know they got that rookie quarterback.
(02:44):
He's still a rookie. Yeah, but he's gonna be a
little sophomore, but he's gonna he gonna hit. He's gonna
hit that sophomore year. So he called them sophomore right,
that's what.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It is that he still ain't got that confidence in them.
I't got that confidence in them yet.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So and the.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Quarterback is a big deal. That quarterback is a big
deal in the in this division. Okay, all right, But
y'all got a defense.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's what's gonna keep you all in it, even gonna
keep you all in it. I think your offense still suspect.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are they gonna have a winning record?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
People have we all gonna have a winning record to
the playoffs?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We all like the playoffs, Sippy Cup today.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
A little thumb, A little thumb, But it ain't it
ain't all that. But okay, at number two, it's the Raders. Okay, okay,
I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I can't put it that what yet, I can't put
it that one yet.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The fact that you put him at to put.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
The at to us Raiders, we're going we're gonna be
number and a lot. That's in a lot, Okay, yes,
number two.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Because we you know, we we got the best coaching
in this division, head coaches.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'm saying all head coaches are the best in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Really yeah wow, I mean because you got some all
of farmers over there, head coaches in this division, the
whole division, in the whole in the whole division. Okay, okay,
in the whole, Yeah yeah, yeah, in.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
The whole, in the in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And don't mean all your motherfuckers going to the playoffs though,
that's ship crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I believe so I believe that I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it happen.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Make bags.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's the magic.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like they look unity tweeties, gamers list, he done ran it.
Hey who wants to critique? Well, well he still got
to say his number one. He didn't heel everyone? We
know what I know who number one?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And that boy. Ain't nobody being that boy right there?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm that boy Mahomes and in them damn Kansas City Chiefs.
That's that's that's number one in the in the vision.
That's the one logical thing I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I can't put us past them now yet.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Them pretty close. Who's up first? The Denver third place guys,
somebody else? I want I want to hit them with
the Raiders. I want to hit the high in the
hell did the Raiders get all the way up to
the second player? You kidding me? I understand that y'all
have added uh you know you got Tom Brady you know,
the magic man, but he ain't throwing the ball. He
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just sitting in the office and making suggestion. You know.
So I know you got Geno Smith. I know you
picked up the running back. But two is just it's
just ridiculously.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know, go ahead, bro, we got that boy, Chip Kelly,
that beat y'all in Michigan, that boy from Ohio State
to the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I got Chimp failed in the NFL. He failed in
the NFL. He didn't be.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He didn't beat up.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We beat hip, he didn't beat He didn't be.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He didn't be beat Chipped.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Who had not your championship, the championship but said be Mischigan.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You said be Misgigan, and he didn't be Mischigan.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So no, but I mean the collage ranks champion and
it wasn't ship when he was in the pros before.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So you're about to see another edition that Chip Kelly
Park two was gonna it's gonna the sequels work.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He was the head coach, he coordinator, now here coordinator.
That's when he was the head coach.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And and and he was a coordinator at Ohio State,
and and he lost the Misigans the biggest game of
the year every year.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
What they do in the biggest game of the year.
All you know was the biggest game.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Of the year. I gave that he won a championship.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I give that, thank you, But.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Your Raiders take the Raiders will finish last division the
later that they will be lasting the division. Go ahead, Martin.
All I'm saying is with a s with with a
sub park quarterback and Geno Smith's he ain't bad. But
the thing is, I'm not gonna go there tweety with
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a sub part quarterback and your best officer player is
a is a tighty end, which is okay last year,
but he's just okay. He was a bad team last
year and he's gonna be the bad team this year.
So he's gonna be the same thing. The defense is horrible,
deepens is horrible. Can we agree with that defensis.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I'm not aging with it.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
We're gonna have the best We're gonna have the best defense,
the line in the league.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You didn't put in no defense. You picked up a
couple of corner you put a couple of corners in
the in free agency, but didn't You didn't do anything
significant on the defense. So it was hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
We didn't need to.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That was hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
They coming back this year.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, I'm not gonna be the
dead horse.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But I'm just gonna say, Hey, anybody that I.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Would hop over next to you, I would.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Hope Raider Nation, I would hope Raider Nation does not
believe and it's not holding their breath to be in
fucking second place this season. Otherwise it's gonna be a
long fucking year.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
So we won't come and live.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That'll be his win. You're win if you won't come
and last.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey, you know what, Hey, we'll give you that. You
know you're gonna fight for. You're gonna fight like a
motherfucker for that. This year. I'm telling you all, tough division, sir.
Who's up NeXT's going next? I will go, I will go.
I will go wipe behind a Raider guy because you
know what I'm saying, Because I gotta I gotta get
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this hit together before I can't get it together, because
that first take was fucking horrible. Now at number four,
we all know at number four, everybody went number four.
It's the fucking Raiders, the ready that they can go.
They have a subpart quarterback, their best weapon is a
tight end. He's good. But if you're telling me that
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that's your best weapon, no, that's horrible. And but the
worst thing is though their defense is horrible. And I
don't even have to talk about it, but their defense
is horrible. And the main thing is same old Raiders.
Keep it moving. I ain't gonna know the much time
on them. Number four at number three, we got the Chargers.
I do the Chargers. They got a good defense. But
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I'm gonna take the one thing for the Chargers. I
don't trust Herbert. I don't. I don't in the big moments.
He doesn't show. Look when you're in the playoff game
and you have twenty seven or nothing and you can't
win that game. No, I have no choice with Herbert.
They didn't pick up no office of weapons to me
for them the time make that that step up. So yeah,
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they charge a number three add number two. The King
is going down this year. The king is going down.
And the city have owned They has owned the West.
They have owned the m C West that year they
have but guess what the King is going down, but
they still have Patrick Mahomes. You got I mean must
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respect to Patrick Mahomes and they still have piece, I mean,
on the other side of the ball. But their problem
is they're always a line. That's what costs him in
the Super Bowl. And I'm not sure how much they
improved off was a line because we've seen what happens
when they play a good team between drafted, free agency
and pick. Okay, okay, okay, but that but those you got.
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You got to put those places in and then wizy
hot they work out. But I'm just telling you, when
you have your opportunity, and they did have and they
took up and they took advantage of the opportunity because
they want to cover super Bowls. But at a certain
point it's time to start rolling down. They had their Hey,
look they had one of the best, like fastest year
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spans ever. But now they will start rolling down. They
start rolling down, and you know why start rolling down?
Rolling down? God damn the wire Broncos step you know what,
you know what? You know? This this ship gotta stop. Okay, okay,
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go ahead and talk about the Broncos. Ridiculous. Come on,
give us the reasons. I need the reasons. Okay, Well,
well if you let me, if you say I tell you,
let me tell you why. And this ain't no just
no bias taking whatever anybody know football, anybody no football
is what's the first thing on the list that's gonna
win you a championship? Quarterback? No, no, in the quarterback me. Boy,
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did we see the shoot Bowl land this year? We
did Choo Bowl. Last year it was goddamn defense. Off
of that goddamn defense and won that fucking Super Bowl.
And then and I'm gonna tell you, gonna have the
best defense this year. It's gonna be the goddamn Denver Broncos.
It's gonna be the goddamn den Broncos. But look, we
already had. Look we had the best defensive player of
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the year at the cornerback. I ain't talking about him.
We picked up a good, really good cornerback from Texas
that a boy Barn. We picked up Greenwalk, Greenlaw and
old boy from San Francisco. Our TM is gonna be
able to hook. But I'm not gonna boys. But and
then not just that on the office side of the ball,
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us picking up Ingram. That was a very good pickup
at the tight end position, one of the top five
tight ends.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I don't even alone. But Mark, my word, the Denmer
Broncos will win the al C West this year. Bookt
real quick. Before we move on, I want to hit
Tweety and Martin for your your your specific team.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What's your record projection for the season just for your team?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Mine is ten and seven seven?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hey, hey, hey Tweety, I want what you drinking or
you smoking? Hey, I want what you're drinking and smoking?
Good ship on that good ship all about doing Denver
ten and seventh. I'm thinking we're going to be twelve
and five.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, all right, go ahead, queue you up.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We'll let you go. F fight god Mark Mark. Yeah,
this ship got to stop. This ship got to stop now. Look,
Broncos added a running back R. J. Harvey. You know,
so now they got they got they got somebody to
go with Jamal. Now they got the one two punch, right,
he probably gonna have a thousand yards. You know. They
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already had a great defense. They boasted that motherfucker, you
know what I'm saying. And and the defense is gonna
be great. But the one thing that you are overlooking
is the quarterback and his sophomore slump. The tape is out.
Nobody's nobody, you know how You know how they say
when it gets tape on you. Now, we got tape
on your boy. Now. So now that we got tape
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on your boy, it's gonna be a little tougher for
him this year. You know what I'm saying, we were
gonna be. And that's the reason why, with all due disrespect,
I don't I don't see them, you know, going as
high as you got him. That And that's my take
on on your selection, sir.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
And you got you got Ingram you say the top five?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Fuck you better?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You know, you know, you know bronc Bows was the
number one tight end in the league.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yes, we got him. He broke the record last.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Year on the bad team, on the bad team, broke
the record and he broke them and he broke the.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Recor Calvin was on bad teams. You know, come on,
go ahead, brother, finish. And that's why he ain't top
five either, But go ahead, you had him top.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Five, top ten quarterback. We got a top ten quarterback.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
All right, that's true. You you upgrade that position finally.
All right, what I'm saying, real quick, real quick, give
my my recap is I understand you're you're picking Kansas
City to fall what I'm gonna tell you is to
beat the King.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You gotta beat the King.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I don't see Denver or the other teams in that
division being able to beat them up. And because this
boy is gonna be on a scortch earth tour this
year after the Super Bowl and the way things went
down last year and everybody questioned the season and questioning
his greatness, My home's gonna be hot the monthfully.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I heard the Buffle working out.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Night and day. So what I'm gonna tell you is
him and he gonna go back to the lab. Patrick
Mahone's gonna be focused. Your boy tighty end Uh. He's
gonna want to be go out on top. It's gonna
be his last year and then he's gonna go off
and run off with Taylor Swift. So I think this
year coming back, I think they're gonna be on fire.
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They're gonna be hot, and they're gonna be tough to
stop and tough to beat. Actually, I'll tell you they're
one of my teams this season, and I got Kansas
City finishing the year at thirteen and four and winning
the division. Now to grow right, I just roll right
right to my team. So I gotta laid out already.
I'm gonna say this for me. Last place in the
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division is going to be the Raiders. I think the
Raiders are going to improve, but they're not going to
improve that much. I got the Raiders winning seven or
eight games this year, right, so they'll be better tweety.
I think they got one more year. They got to
make some acquisition before they get to a point because
because I think they'll be a possessed the ball and
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running ball. Do you know what the short pass the
game and then running genty I think he has another
possess the ball and then.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Win seven games. So I think they improved. Now I'm
gonna say third.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Place because now what happens is you come in and
you play last place schedule and you can look like
a superstar.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You come in.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You gotta play a little bit more difficult together in
the schedules. Still not not ridiculous. But when I'm gonna
tell you, I think the defense is gonna be out
of the change. But the sophomore Jinx is fucking real.
Denver finisers in third place. I got Denver third place
at ten and seven every ten and seven and the
third place, but on second player. I believe it flayed Herrorball.
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Hardball has been my dude since this year in Michigan.
And one thing you know about Herrball, Hardball's gonna get
his boys equipped ready and set the play I think
the Herbert I give you that. I agree with Herbert.
I don't think he goes very far when he gets
to the playoffs. But but hard Ball is gonna make
it to the playoffs. He knows how to coach the
regular season and make it to the rigors of the
season in order to get his team there. Them. I
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have San Diego finishing in third place and second place,
I'm sorry, second place, and then what about teams and
I got them finished.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I got them finishing out at eleven and six.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Half seat and then last inserted at least Heavy is
the head that whears the crown. The crown still resides
in Kansas City, where it has the last several years.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's gonna be there again this year.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Watch out. They got Rice coming back. They went out
and they hit the offensive line heavy. Between free agency
and the draft, they got picked up three offensive linemen
for Kensie this year, which really was their defension because.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Their defense is off the chains.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Back. Nobody had the defense off the chain. The offense
was depleted because of injury. So now you got the
people coming back off injury. And rice An was on
his way to being a true number one receiver before
he got hurt. Ratine right, he was out there killing
the AMC West, killing you motherfuckers. He gonna come back
and do it again him my homes win Division thirteen
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and fucking four. Like I said, bucket, bet it, do
whatever you need to do to it. That shit gonna
be money.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
How many how many motherfuckers teams you got in the West?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
That just too just too right. Now you gonna love hardball,
and I know Casey coming back sports hurt. Hey, hey,
hardball get off to a slow start, boy, and you
curse him. You curse him like you know he could
anything else. First, it ain't blind lords, Okay, so let
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me get let me critique this out of the bullet
his list because because it was some bullshit. I know.
First of all, you something about Kansas City and they
coming back hard, this and that, but you didn't make
it one time about the hours of line because that
was their biggest issue.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You would have the mentioned it and me.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
To patic Mahomes is one of the best quarterbacks. But
if if the obser line ain't working, we see how
that ship work out. So Dobson line is horrible. They
lost some defensive players on the deeper side of the ball.
And and you also said, you also said that you
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know they dominated the n C West this and that,
and we say, but we kicked that ass last year.
We keep that ass last year and we will continue
to kick that ass this year. Broos will be back Chargers.
Second thing, the Chargers. You so you tell them that
you have more faith in the Chargers than the Broncos.
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And there seeing all the pickles that we made and
then the pickles that they made. Okay, So I would
tell you I think your defense is gonna be off
the chain. Yes it might be the number one defense,
but your offense and the sophomore Jinks is gonna get
a problem. As couldn't say. I gotta agree hundred percent.
Get tape on, you, motherfucker. That's when we find out
who you are. So bo Knicks, you're gonna find out
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about you this year exactly. Hey, that's true. A roll
to tape, baby, They got their mother for gonna tape watch.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's gonna you know, it's gonna be Travisers last year.
He might not play all seventeen.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Make the whole year. He might. He might get married.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He gonna be he's gonna be off honeymoon season.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Might he might want to go out on top.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
He might want to go.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Out on because Rashi Rice is coming back. And you
know that was a dog before he got hurt. So
that's all I watch out for Rice. That boy is
a dog. Watch him.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Will got him and now you got worthy on the
other side, niggas to kick off my list, although we've
you know, kind of already said a lot of the
important points, but I'll still give my take on it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Tweeted, you know, I love you like a brother. I
love you like a brother. Man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry man.
The Raiders eight and nine, bro, and look I'm doing
better than me both these with eight and nine. But
I think that they have made some improvement. I think
they're gonna be scrappy, they gonna be they gonna be
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the game. They're gonna be the team that you always
can take the points with. This year. I think, you know,
they gonna be in the games. They gonna be scrappy,
but I just think it's gonna be you know, it's not.
They're not gonna get over the hump hump. I think
they still got they just one year away, you know
what I'm saying. So you know, I love the running
back first pick up. I'm happy that y'all got them,
you know, and I see the joy in you for
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having him and because you know that's what it means
for your team. But I just think y'all steel like
one more year away.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
One year, one year and ten players keep crossing.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
And then they got a jam, all right, all right,
then we gonna go with next on the list. So
number three, number three on my list is going to
be the Chargers. The Chargers, you know what, love Harball.
You know, he has changed the whole culture of the Chargers,
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you know what I'm saying, turn that team around. Wherever
he go. He gives it that old school, you know,
running game man that we love. But this, that, and
the other. But what I don't like is the quarterback.
And if you look at some of his matches matchups
this season, they got a tough schedule and you gotta
pick him up against some of the top quarterbacks in
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the league. Herbert is good, but when you put him
up against these guys, he's gonna fall short. And that's
why I have them where they're at in the league.
And I have them and also finished in eight and nine,
you know, right right right ahead it right ahead of
the Raiders. Okay, next on my lists them damn Broncos.
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Broncos at number two, Broncos and number two you know, uh,
Broncos did some great things. Added a running back, you know.
So now they got the one two pet the one
two puns as they have as the Lions like to say,
we got thunder and lightening us, you know, a thunder
and sign it, you know. So not what nobody wanted
they want to happen. They didn't get him. But this guy,
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this guy still could go over a thousand yards, you
know what I'm saying. He could be a thousand yard
you know, Bolster boastered the already great defense. Martin defense
is already off the chain. And they went out, you know,
and and uh and grabbed a corner uh and uh
and and the uh in the defensive end to just
make it even better. So you know, I can't say
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nothing about that. The only problem I have Martin is
your boy both and that's and that sophomore slump and
what we talked about about them being able to, uh,
you know, see what's going on. So that's why, you know,
And I think he's gonna just have a little little
little fall back, just a little bit. I don't I'm
not saying he's gonna fall off, but I think it's
gonna be a fall back. And I and I and
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I have been finishing uh atu at ten and uh
at ten and seven, two at ten and seven and
second place.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, I think the motherfucker's gonna fall off.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
All right. And that's number one, number one Kansas City.
They got a seven prime time games this year. The
over under for them is eleven and a half. That's
an easy over, you know for me. You know, you
take that easy over. You know you got they still
got you know, Travis Kelsey, the upgraded the uh the
offensive line. They picked up three offensive linemen. That's gonna
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that that's for improvement. You know, we can't see that yet,
but it will be improvement there. You know. Uh, they
got some they got some tough games on their schedule.
You know, they play the Eagles, they played Buffalo Lions
they you know, and plus the division game, which I
believe they'll split. Probably something to do with the division games.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
But let's split all of them.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah yeah, we always been. Once a year, I think
they'll split with the Broncos. They'll we split the on
every year they have been whooping the a f C
West as the year you keep whooping that ass beating
even if you beat them one time, like you got
talking about crumbs.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Motherfucker, they win the champions and y'all beating them one time.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
We're doing something. We're doing something, right, Get the funk
out of here, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Y'all, y'all getting happier with crumbs?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
All right? Every year? Go ahead, the Raiders beat them? Finish? No, no, no,
I'm finished. That was it, you know, Kansas City number one?
You know, uh mark the three hands up. Let's go
ahead and let you start off with the criticism, all right, No,
I don't. I mean, the only criticism I have is
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that you know, everybody's telling me about ballingle eggs and
what are gonna do, you know, sphomore slump this and that.
But the one thing I'm gonna tell you is that
I see my Broncos win before with the worst offense
in the league and they had one of the best defenses.
And I think this defense is gonna carry us a
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long way. But you know, everybody, no, everybody got that
about the Boat team fifteen and they had Peyton Manning
and they had one of the worst offense in the
league and they won a Super Bowl. They won a
Super because they had defense. That's what I'm talking about.
Man Peyton, Yeah, yeah, And Peyton Manny was horrible. He
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was horrible. Manning is still better than he was. He was,
his arm was done, he was that's oh, that's when
he had Obviously, obviously we don't watch football. Obviously we
don't watch because Peyton Manny, Peyton Manny's name, Peyton Manny
was Horror Bowl that year. I'm gonna leave it alone.
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I'm gonna tell you this defense win and I believe
that absolutely, Martin. You know, you can still make the
playoffs and not win the division. So it ain't like
we just shipping on you boys. Whyn't you ship on
them to say that, like my man fucking nice either.
They they ain't gonna do ship. They gonna I got
him in second place, I got him in third place
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sophomore slump. It's the real deal. Fuck that, I gotta soft.
You gotta soft this mother all right now? It ain't
gotta be soft. Fucks off. Now moving on, we're moving
on to NFC. We spends a lot of time in
the a f C. We're gonna move on to the
n f C North and we're going to walk through
that one. So hey, everybody, get ready to strap me in.
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Last year that division was the best division in football?
Is it gonna be the best division in football again
this year? And then where do where do we think
everybody's going to fall? Who wants to go first? You
wanna go first? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I go first. This is my povision.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Let me take care of this shit. Y don't fucking
pay attention. The shittiest team in this division was the
team that gave my team hell all the way up
into the fucking end of last season. Him damn Minnesota Vikings. Yeah, bitches,
y'all going back to where y'all was long, even though
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they had a great season last year. Now we're coming
back with JJ McCarty. JJ McCarthy, great quarterback. I love him,
but he is not gonna be able to reproduce Sam
Donald's magical fucking season. Okay, let's just get that shit over.
He's not gonna be able to reproduce it. He's coming
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off the injury. Even though they got weapons, he won't
be able to reproduce it. So I got them going
eight to nine, by y'all, can you believe it? After that,
we got this lovely, lovely team, this lovely team that
(30:09):
went out here in the middle of the night and
fucking per not not pard, but like a thief, went
out here and stole everybody. They stole everything from the
life them. Damn Chicago Bears went out there and took
our offensive coordinator went out there and took uh Antoine
(30:29):
regular Randall, all our quarterbacks. Coach went out there and
took Davy uh uh JV. Beard. Another coach took uh
took out took our offensive lineman. I mean, you know,
they just went out there and fleece us in the
middle of the night, you know, so you know, off
of their head. But you know, the Bears look really
good on paper, excellent on paper, but they failed to
(30:52):
realize some things, starting with Caleb Williams. Great quarterback, You
good quarterback? Is that? And the other. But you buy
your offensive lineman a trip to the spot for the
trip for the for their season gratitude, you know, a
trip to the spot so they get their nails painted.
Like him, It's gonna be some o laying going on
(31:13):
next season, so it's punk as gonna get laid out
and he's gonna be down there getting his ass kicked.
So well, I got them finishing up right in front
of Minnesota in the third spot.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
After that, we got our nemesis, green Bay.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Green Bay don't seem like they've done too much on paper,
this that and the other, but they're always formidable, a
good team, and they gonna be right there at the
end of it. So I got them. I got them
finishing a number in the number two spot and number one.
You know it, baby, I'm wearing it them d Troy
(31:48):
Lions number one, gonna take care of business. They coming
out there. Even though everybody wanted to get a new
pass rusher, We're gonna relax. We're gonna put our trust
in Davenport. Even though he's injury prone, We're gonna we're
gonna put our trust in him.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
We still drafted another guy.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't forget about the guy we drafted tweeting from
uh from Egypt, the Egyptian brother, you know, so he
there and we got a couple other guys steal in
the bag. You know, he past Rusher in college last
year too. Yeah, he's he's a dog, but this is
a different league. We'll see if he can carry it
into the the NFL. Well, I usually don't shut shut up,
(32:30):
so hey in Brad Holmes, we trust Lion's finishing. You're
gonna have a tougher, tougher season this year, but they're
gonna finish eleven and six. All right, all right, that's
a little bit of reality. Okay, hey, go ahead, tweet
you kick that could kick that first.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Sweety Well, I can't disagree with his list. Uh damn Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, JJ McCarthy coming off the injury, they're not gonna
they're not gonna have the same same excitement, same juice
they had last year when they had uh Sam Donald.
So they gonna they're gonna finish fourth. They're gonna finish
fourth in that division. And you say, you say what
(33:14):
third was? Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Who say third was? Chicago?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Is it the same sophomore slump for Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, he had a fresh he had he had a
freshman slump, so he might be he might be be
fortunate last year.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh man, that offensive line was horrible last year. But
they they they did some good ship this off season,
so uh, they know third. But but Green Bay they
got my boy back then in the backfield, Jacobs, we
let him go.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
I'm sorry this. I'm sorry you left, but we got
we got your replacement in Vegas. But I love you anyway, Jacobs.
But you're good over there. You're good over there in
Green Bank.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
All right, But yeah, Detroit, y'all will come here first.
Y'all had a lot of injuries last year, a lot
of injuries. Hope they all come back healthy, and if
they all do, y'all can be in first place.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I got absolutely tweet. All right, you want to critique it, No,
let me just go next. I'll go next to give
you my list. Get my list, and number four, I
got the Bears. I think the Bears. I think Kenny Williams.
I don't think he Williams is that bad, but I
(34:38):
think they're old line. Until they get their old line
situations together, I think that's gonna best set them all up.
They picked up a lot of big names, like last year,
a lot of big names, but it didn't work out.
And I think the same thing this year. The Bear
is gonna be a number four. They pick Lineman, Huh,
they picked them off the line. Yeah, they picked them
(34:59):
up boat, but we got to see how that work out.
They picked up a lot of players last year, but
the ship didn't work out. Into it workout, I'm not
falling for it. At number three, I got the Minnesota Vikings.
I think they're gonna take a step back. I think
without I mean bringing JJ and put them in there.
(35:22):
This is like his rookie season. And I think last
year they actually had a good mix with with Darton
because I'm not big on Dawnton, but he actually played
good with Minnesota because they I mean, because they do
have weapons all over the field. But I think bringing
JJ back this year for his rookie season, I think
that's gonna kind of it'd be a transition. And I
(35:43):
don't think they're gonna be as good as it was
last year because last year they were getting lucky helf,
but they had a good Huh, they were lighting in
the bottle last year. Yeah, but no, no, no, no, no,
but they I mean, but they had a good year.
But I think this year, I think they take a
step back. I really do. At number two, I'm gonna
put the Detroit Lions at number two. I'm Detroy Lines
(36:05):
number two. And I'm gonna tell you why I'm putting
the trot lines number two. I think by them losing
Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn, I think, no, no, it
was the coordinator. Andre was the coordinator. So now you
just have to me which is a clown a head coach.
I think, I just really think, I just really think
(36:27):
that it's gonna be a it's gonna be big on
him this year. And when you're going for it on
fourth down and your own terrortory and all those ship
that shit don't work. You have all the time in
the world, but it's got a googy motherfucker Coney's plays
and all this shit, I think they're gonna fuck up.
So I got Detroit number two because I had questions.
(36:48):
I got a lot of questions at the coaching at
the Colton stands for them. And number one, I got
green Bay. I think green Bay last year they had
oh Love was hurt for a majority of the year.
He was hurting majority of the year. I think getting
him back, getting him back healthy. They have a good
defense and Jacobs, I mean Jacobs running back. I think
(37:12):
I think Green Beer's gonna win the Vision. I do
you freaking hare youse a hair?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
What so if you staying there, Minnesota will take a
step back. Don't you think they should be in fourth
place instead of third?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
No? No, no, no, because the Bears is that bad?
Because to me, to me, the Bears is still that bad.
I watched the Bears all last year. I don't know
what y'all watching, but the Bears as bad as hell,
the Bear as bad as hell. The Bear is gonna
be a last place again. That's my opinion.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Who else? Quentin Gorda, you got you done lost your
mind talking about Green Bay gonna come ahead, gonna come
in front of become in front of the Lions. It
ain't nowhere in the hell They're gonna come in front
of the life. I'm gonna take that bet on the
side for you, sir. Okay, I won't be rob what
you got bro? All right, here we go, baby. Hey,
if you didn't tune in before you probably better fucking
(38:11):
tune in now. I got some hot shit. I'm about
to drop it on you. And not only am I
gonna tell you where everybody's going to finish. I'm gonna
give you the wives now first and foremost. When I
think this team made huge strides in the off season,
I think it's too much of a gap to close.
And they have a tough fucking schedule this year.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
The Chicago Bears are going to be my teams. I
think finishes in last place. They gotta go to Detroit.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
They're gonna lose obviously one of those for sure they
might get maybe they gad lucky. They gotta go to Washington.
They gotta go to Baltimore. They gotta go to Cincinnati.
They gonna go to Philadelphia, they gotta go to San Francisco.
While the Bears gonna be better, the record is going
to only be marginally better. The schedule was tough as fuck.
The Bears are going to finish fourth place this year.
(39:01):
They had a second, the second second toughest schedule this
year they have. They have a tough fucking schedule, Like,
that's a tough fucking schedule. Next I think a couple
of you guys called it out, and I would agree
with it. I think when you're coming in, I said
Minnesota was lighting in the bottle last year, right, Everything
they did offensively, everything the kind of pushed everybody pushed.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That shit worked.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I think this year now, even though darn it was
was a career fuck up before last year, what I
would say is that he was still he had went
through the rookie the rookie stuff, and the rookie the
riggers of being a rookie and the learning about trick
defenses and all that kind of stuff. So I think
they're going to take a step back offensively. I think
(39:48):
the defense is still going to be good because my
boy is gonna do a great job of the defense.
I think the offense takes the step back. Even though
one things Minnesota did, I think they should put a
little more unto their defense.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
They actually went heavy.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
They have three wide receivers they picked up last year
in off season I'm sorry, they picked up one in
the draft, and with their third round pick they picked
up in free agency two more, Rondelle Moore.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
And Tim Jones. So they have they beat up three
digion wide receivers.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
They're weighing in on offense, and I think they're playing
on being offensive team, and I'll scoring takes people, but
I think with a rookie quarterback, that's a tough thing
to do.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Now I'm rooting with JJ.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Obviously he was blue, so I'm root for him, but
I think there's a they're not going to come back
and be able to replicate that season. I think JJ
is gonna have a good year, and I think you'll
throw for thirty five hundred yards. I think you throw
for twenty touchdowns, but I think you're gonna throw for
like ten, ten to twelve picks JJ. If you remember
in the Michigan he'll turn the ball over a little bit.
(40:44):
So I think that's what happens learning so it's understandable.
But I think for that reason, Minnesota, I can't put
them at at above third place. And I think both
them and the Bears missed the playoffs. Now the top
two teams in the division. I think they both make
the playoffs again. But what I'll say is this, I
think the order switches, I think actually clips it. And
(41:10):
the reason why I say the Lions fall off of
this two things you didn't gonna get that fucking pass rusher.
When you got the window right now, you gotta go
get that pass rusher and put them on the eyeposite
side in order to fortify your defense. Number one.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Now, I like the fact they went out and got
some cornerbacks.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
They were definitely in need at the corner position, but
you didn't go out and get your pass rushing number one.
Number two, we saw what happened the last time a
team lost to two offensive coordinators the same season. Philadelphia
was the experiment there. So Philadelphia, the minute you get
over that Cordnator left Stiking and those guys left Boom.
(41:47):
They were they actually they ran the table, did good,
but then they fell off. They struggled all year despite
having the talent to getting to the playoffs. I think
the Lions are going to be good, but I think
their window, I think their window is smaller. I think
the good thing for the Lions is is that the
expectations will then be smaller, so I think they have
a better opportunity to creep in and to be able
(42:08):
to make it because expectations aren't.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
They're just this juggernaut. I think it'll come out the season.
They gonna come.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
They're not gonna come out like last year, so I
think the expectations is smaller. So I think the Lions
with that Nigery Martin is over time those decisions of
the play calls and all that that shit catches up.
Now you don't have a superior talented team. You lost
a fucking great, a great fucking offensive coordinator and Ben Johnson.
(42:38):
That shit adds up, and that she takes it, and
it's tough to recover from that no hater shit. He's
being real. You can't recover from us lose Aaron Glan
and losing Ben Johnson and come back and be the same.
So I think the Lions still make the playoffs at
the eleven to six. I think Green Bay, who was
a disappointment last year, they went out and I think
what they forty five their team. They picked up and
(42:58):
went heavy receivers between the drafts and free agency. Their
motherfuckers picked up three receivers too, so I think they
fortified their offense. Their schedule is a little bit more tenable,
their big games, a lot of every game they played
at home. As a post on the row, I think
Jordan Love settles the end the season hopefully played the
full season.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I think he's just a stud.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
But if they fall off and they fall from first
to second, then it's gonna beople called Jordan Love. If
they make it in first place, like I expect, it's
gonna be because of Jordan Loves. Right. Hey, Jacobs is
a fucking stud. He proved it last year. So I
think the right Billy been a hand the ball off.
I think with receivers that can beat you down in
the field because they went I made the investment and
(43:41):
finally drafted the receiver in the first round, as they
mentioned during the draft. I think that combination of things.
I think Green Bay is going to be a really
good team this year. We'll see if Jordan Love and
get on the top. So green A green Bay is
on my list. They're one of my teams on my list.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I think green Bay.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
There is Detroit.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I think anybody wins the division and finishes up twelve
and five, and I think the Lions coming right behind
and eleven.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Just think of talk forever, don't he talked? We have
heard enough of you two bashing my team.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I can't take it no more.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I can't take it. Look, I don't know how y'all
donet got Green Bay, leap Frog and my boys. But
it's unbelievable that y'all can even say that my defense,
Like Tweety said, our defense was straddled. We didn't have nobody.
We was pulling people off the street for defense last
(44:39):
year and and and we still was banging with herm
y'all have underestimated the Lions, and they will be a
better team. That's all I got to say about it.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Didn't lose nobody last year. They didn't lose nobody last year.
The Lions, Oh my god, the whole we lost corners,
say no.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
No, I'm talking about I'm talking about off the off season.
I'm saying hurt.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
We lost Smith. We lost Smith off the defensive line.
But but here it is.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
We we have Davenport who was hurt the whole year.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Now he's an injury prone guy, but if he can
stay healthy. When he was healthy, he made a big
difference in in the game. I'm I'm gonna tell you
a little secret, go ahead. And you saw it at
the end of last season. Golf is gonna fall this year.
I'm gonna telling a little go Offic's gonna have a
fall off. Dtain played over his head for two years.
(45:30):
Hey pumpkin, time that motherfucker about to fall off this year.
Watch watch who coordinator? We'll see it one day was
gonna fall out. We got a guy from Denver to
be our offensive coordinator who actually was over Ben Johnson
before he got the job. So we got the guy
who was over him. He's he was one of the
(45:52):
Denverest quarterback coaches. The guy that got.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Demoted that Ben Johnson was got promoted ahead of him.
Now he get a job. Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
He. That's how like corporate America all over again. Devoted,
He kept a job and then he get promoted. Like yeah, damn,
I heard that's the wee before it he wo was
my list?
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Who was who was to get a yourteau?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Well it was all right, but I still I still
got I still got Detroit.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
All right, five second, can't be fire. I'm just telling
you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
It's because it's because of the offense of Detroit. Detroit
office and on two running backs and the receivers.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
The office is saying, hey, I'm gonna tell you this
to the running game is gonna fall back something this
year too.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
That happened.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Is that happens.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Is lightening gonna be lightning? But I think thunder is
gonna fall off. We drafted offensive lineman. I'm sorry, sweetie.
Go ahead, yeah, but what I'm saying is light than
is gonna still be lighting. He's bad motherfucker, but yeah, thunder,
but we drafted offensive lineman, right, we drafted offensive linemen
(47:16):
to help the boast of.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
The guys that we missed. And then you know, I
know you say this thing.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
About windows, but certain teams have longer windows than others.
You know, some teams window can be almost a decade,
when some teams window is like two seasons. And I
think you're basing our window on s O L Lions,
And I think this is kind of a new version
of the Lion. And Brad trust he's a good dude.
(47:43):
This brother, this is gonna prove it. It's gonna prove it.
Right the thing go ahead, Like I said, all y'all
talking about offense, offense, offense, offense, offense, offense, the Lions,
there's tell me who in the secondary? Tell me who
they fucking secondary? Then going out where this horror the secondary?
(48:07):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, We got
too pro Bowl freaking safety.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
What do you think safety?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Bullock and and freaking uh and Kirby Joseph, are you
kidding me? We got we got two safety all pro safety.
Yes we do, sir, you better checked they do. Somebody
else saying, well, I ain't got a ball. See see
the differen between me and you. I don't have to
change of records. I watched them one of the fucking
games and they saying, there's fucking horror. I'm telling you
(48:36):
our two safeties, our Pro Bowl caliber, that was gonna
the corners, uh your beat?
Speaker 2 (48:43):
So they out there making off tack. They with no
Pro Bowls When I was watching.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Watching, I wasn't watching enough of the because they're Pro bowlers.
Diffween the difference between me and a lot of people.
I don't. I don't give a funk about who made
the Pro Bowl and all that ship. I watch the
motherfucking games and I know that secondary is fucking bad.
That's all I know. So Hey, obviously a lot of
opinions here, a lot of hot takes. Hey way in
(49:12):
for our viewers, way in and let us know what
you think. Do you think now the time? And Kandasy
is going to fall off as some of these guys
predicted or one of these guys predicted. Oh, and conversely
for the NFC North, do you think that the Lion's
rain is over and that window is closed or are
(49:33):
they going to continue to control the divisions?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
All other questions coming into the season.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Hey, we'll be back obviously during the season to talk
more about it and we'll see where it lands. Until then,
we'll be back with two more divisions. We're going to
hit and we're going to tackle and give you a
hot takes. Hey, So we appreciate you coming joining in
with us tonight. We appreciate you watching the Hooverport and
like we always say, go ahead, cute, get it, Hey, Detroit,
(50:02):
blow this up for us. Let us know what's good.
That is what we say, like subscribe please like a subscribe,
appreciate you, he appreciate you. Hey, what up though? Hey,
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