Think again. In this no-filter episode of The Hood Report, the crew dives deep into offseason chaos, game-changing pickups, and what every fan thinks they know—but probably has wrong. From Dak’s "comeback" to the Philly dominance debate, we don’t just talk standings—we break down the logic behind the drama.
With passionate takes, surprise predictions, and a few heated side-eye moments, the fellas lay out their top 4s and why the AFC North might actually be more wide open than people think. Whether you're riding with the Ravens or still holding onto Cowboys hope, this episode brings the kind of energy that only real fans respect. And yes—there’s one hot take about the NFC East that’ll have you screaming at your phone.
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With passionate takes, surprise predictions, and a few heated side-eye moments, the fellas lay out their top 4s and why the AFC North might actually be more wide open than people think. Whether you're riding with the Ravens or still holding onto Cowboys hope, this episode brings the kind of energy that only real fans respect. And yes—there’s one hot take about the NFC East that’ll have you screaming at your phone.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dak is back with Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
When the NFC East baby this mother fucking season. You
sound like a you sound like a goofy ass fan
because you welcome back to the Hood Report. Today, we're
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diving into the NFL's two of the toughest divisions in
the NFL, the NFC East where the Champs are, and
the AFC North, two powerhouse conferences that have powerhouse teams.
We're going to go through their off season acquisitions. We're
going to do things that shook the teams up, and
we're gonna break down all the moves they made and
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let you know, based on those things, where we believe.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They're going to finish and from there you can take.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
To the bank because the Hood Report said so, starting
off today, we're gonna start with the NFL NFC East Division,
the division of the Champs.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gentlemen. Rules are the same as last time. Four to one.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
First place team at the end, running qu of first, whoo.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Me first, oh man, here we go. Well, we're gonna
get right to this and get right to number four.
Number four is them damn giants. Yes I said it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't care because they got whustled and all that
and Jamison and all that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
They still in disarrayed.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So I have put them guys, they they really haven't
done too much in the off season. They lost a
wide receiver and a few other players, so yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Really feeling So they're gonna be four.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I got them finished in seven and ten and and
that's a stretch, but we're gonna give them seven to ten,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Next on the list. Next on the list is there boy?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
This that America's team, Rightney, That America's team them Dallas,
Them Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, yeah, it might be one of my teams.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how long you're gonna ride
with that, but uh, thirty years since they have made
it to the NFC Championship.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
What the fuck? When is this team gonna get off?
They ass to do something. You know, enough is enough,
you know. Uh, they do have a tough schedule. They
got a six straight games with teams that won eleven
games this year, so you know that's gonna be a pivotal.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Punch for them. They're gonna have to get their ship
together for that. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know, as we all know, they they added uh
George Pickens, they added linebacker Kenneth Murray and they added
a wide receiver, excuse me, cornerback camire Elon.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So you know, they added a few players to that,
but they lost a lot. They lost a lot more
than they added. And the defense, I'm telling you, in
this division, when you got to be able to stop
the run for the two powerhouse teams, they're gonna fall
short on that. So I got them finishing eight to nine.
That's that's number three. That's my third place team, all right.
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Number two was a team that kind of shot this
even you know, shot us in here in Detroit a
little too much last year. And that's that's gonna be
my Washington and Washington Redskins.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know, they got the easiest schedule out of the
four teams in division.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Believe it or not, they do. They do. They lost
some players.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They lost the defensive tackle Donaton Avlan, a wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Tackle.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But guess what they added all those guys too. And
on top of that, they added Deebo Salmons, which is
gonna be great for that young quarterback. So we're gonna gonna,
we're gonna we gonna get them a ten and seven,
you know what I'm saying. Making the getting into the
playoffs in ten and seven. Number one needs no introduction.
They've been kicking ass.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They just they just gave them their rules so they
can still do their little touch push get they push on, so.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You know they gonna be doing their thing. And that
is the Philadelphia Eagles. You know they they lost players. Yes,
they lost uh Josh Sweat, Brandon Graham, you know, defensive tackle,
Milton Williams. They lost a few players, but they also
added a lot of players too, and they kept themselves
irrelevant to where they're gonna be. So I got them
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finishing uh uh.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Thirteen and uh and and thirteen four thirteen and four
and uh that and that's my first place team for
the NFC Predictable fucking list.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He ran right off of the web, right off the internet,
motherfucking the double look up players so predictable as fuck.
But uh, Mark wants to get feedback on the list. Actually,
I think this is pretty good. I think this is
pretty good. I mean because I mean this division really
was not hired to predict. It really wasn't because we
already know who's at number four. Them goddamn Giants, Come on, giants.
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Is it's a bad fucking organization. And they have shown
that now the last couple of years. They've just been
a bad organization because when they soon as they made
that trade, I mean for Barkley and they gave it
today our rival in the division. I though they were
just gonna be garbage. And then not only that, they
picked up his boy Dark instead of picked up the
door Sanders. That was a big mistake and that's gonna
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make them pay. They will be at number four and
in the NFC East day we will be number four,
at number three, at number three, I'm sorry America, but
I'm sorry America, but Dallas is gonna be at number
three because Dallas ain't really do shit in this off season.
They picked up a receiver and he's probably gonna be
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more of a headache. He gonna be more of a
headache than he is gonna be productive on the field.
That is my opinion in pickings, because that's how he
was in Pitchburg. He's more of a headache than anything.
So I just see that's a bad mix. The question
march on defense for Dallas now the one that will
say they had a lot of injuries last year on defense,
They didn have a lot of injuries on defense. They
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are getting a lot of these guys back. We'll see
how that goes. But I think it's gonna be another
bad season for Dallas. That is my number three. That's
what they be, That's what he belonged at number two.
Number two is gonna be the upcoming team that came
up last year and it's the Washington Radskins, Washington Redskins.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The one thing they ever worry about, they do have
to worry about with the sophomore Jeans with at quarterback,
they do other worry about.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That didn't okay, okay, okay, Well I'm I'm glad you
had something to say.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But with the officer, with the officer pieces that they
picked up, picked up the officer lineman, they picked up
tons of from Houston. They picked up yeah, and they
picked up big d Bo Sandlers to help them out.
I think they're gonna be fine on the all of
the side of the ball. With Jamie Daniels. Yes, the
same way I said about both Knicks. I'm telling to
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tell you about this boy right here. This boy is
the real deal and they will be. Okay, so watch
it at number two in the NFC East, Yes, at
number one, I mean, I can't knock it now. The
one thing that we didn't mention, I mean nobody mention
so far. Is still early, but nobody mentioned that this
team won a super Bowl last year and they were
the second youngest team in the league.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Last year. They were very young and they still got
it done win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They lost. Now, they did lose their cornerbacks. They lost
big Play Slagh that was that was a big loss.
And they also lost Gardner Johnson. But but they got
that boy Mitchell, which last year was a was a
rookie that played good. And they picked up Ringo that
they picked up betwe him twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So their secondary is a is a question mark their secondary.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But Mitchell actually played good last year as a rookie,
and I think they're gonna be okay, and I think
they will win the NMC East. Yes, number one, he's
gonna did any homework traight off? Okay, Well, well, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna read this straight from the
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computer ship right dot Com in the NFL. Dot can't
give my prediction. I'm doing, you know, like you're the
only bigger to watch the game. Dot Com, go ahead,
tweeting you up.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, yeah, okay for the n f C East number
four on mine, it is the Giants, like everybody else said,
but yeah, that's obvious.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
But they did pick up due Carter.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That boy gonna be a beat.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
That boy gonna be a beat. That office and line
is gonna be a beast.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Defensive line, defensive line, that's the office line. Ye, sorry,
defensive line going to be a beast. I'll quish American
question marks. Go ahead with do call her what you saying?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Officer line and defense line chickens sucking it up, but
go ahead, all right, go ahead, fuck up up.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Number three, it's gonna be the commanders.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Number three gonna be the commanders because I think they
quarterback he's gonna take a step back.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I think that he's gonna take a step back for
that for the sophomore j K.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I want to see this year, okay, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
You know, because Dallas Dallas number two, because Dallas Dallas
always they gotta they gotta they got a strong this season.
They always get eleven twelve wins a season what they
always last year.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But but he right, oh way right, you don't see that, right,
he said, but it said last year, last.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Year, on year, every season except last year.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Dallas.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yes, yes, but they ain't gonna do ship in the playoffs.
But they they gonna get there in the regular season,
and we ready to see the champs. They ain't gonna
do it in the playoffs number two, and y'all know
who number one them champions h Philadelphi Eagles. Ain't nothing
else to be said about that, Barkley. He's gonna be
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the number two running back of the league behind gent.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, there was for the last episode that today.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
All right, Hey, so so I got I got, I
got Giants, Washington, Dallas.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's uh, he twitched up a little, at least gave
at least he gave his thoughts and injected some ship
like I'm about to.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do and that's a goofy thoughts. But go ahead. It's
like just like goofy thoughts because because.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I want people to hear me from here in Arizona
to at the crib in Detroit, all across America m
hm and Bangladesh. I want everybody to hear my fucking
list because here it go, baby, I'm about to run
it first and foremost coming in fourth place. This is
the one spot that's not a surprise because it almost
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didn't matter what the fuck they did.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Who the fuck he picked up?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't you got Russell Wilson, If you got Jackson Dark,
if you got James in there and them throw a
couple of picks, It don't matter what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
They got a little bit of talent. They'll be better.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
But I'll tell you the Giants finished in the last place,
fourth place in the NFC East, and they're going to
I think they're going to be seven and ten, like
slight improvements, like change. No, that just that's the most
obvious pick of the whole Fuck Yeah, number three NFC
(12:17):
East is going to be the Hyse the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And why I say that is why I say that.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Is because because sophomore slump is fucking real. You niggas
don't believe it, You're gonna see it. I think Jayon's
gonna play good.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I love Jaydon daniels hey playing in Arizona for a
couple of years. Baby.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I wouldn't sall the boy in person. But they made
a lot of good moves. They added Deebo Samuel Samuel.
I think they still need a back that's going to
be a little bit more elusive and be able to
break the big one. Ryan Robinson, that ain't his style.
He's a folk four yard carry guy. He'll get it
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four yard. They need somebody explosive to help offset what
Jaydon Daniels brings to the table. But I will say this,
with the Washington Redskins and all their their additions, they
got when you look at some tough games. They got
green Bay in green Band week two, they got. They
go to Atlanta in week four, they go to the
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Chargers in we five. They gotta go to k C
in we eight. Then you look at the other up.
They play Denver, that's wright win. They play Denver in
week thirteen, and they play the regular division games. So
I think with that, I think they still doing us
to get to the playoffs. So I'm saying number third
and three in the division at ten to seven, and
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they make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Book it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's the Washington Commanders are going to be in third
place Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Next go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Now, if I say all three to top teams make it,
then that means the next two fucking make it.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What that tells you is this, But.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'll tell you this, I think all the teams. Both
of these teams are solid. I think Dallas has the
benefit of Yeah, so that make a difference. Okay, So
what I would say is.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
This and last thing.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I mean, I think it's I think it's a slight
little fact that you motherfuckers don't know. And none of
you motherfuckers said, but the last repeat winner of the division,
the NFC East two twenty one years since you have
to repeat a repeat winning the visit and it ain't
gonna happen this year.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
The champs.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The Champs go second and same place, said the champs,
who have a great season. The Champs still play great.
They got a tough fucking game too. They start off
Week two. They played at Kansas City, they play at
the Rank, they played around at home, they play at Tampa,
they play Denver. That's a win. Now, they played Denver
at all. Yeah, they play green Bay at green Bay.
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They played the Chargers in l A. And they played
Buffalo in Buffalo. What I would tell you the champs,
they gonna fight through the schedule. They're still going to
have a great record, but I would tell you it
won't be as good as it was last year. But
they're still legitimate Super Bowl contender. They're number one choice
as fired the odds are concerned. So I'm not gonna disrespect.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I love the champs.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
As matter of fact, both of these teams going the playoffs.
Both of these seas on my fucking list. These two teams,
these to my teams, every phil the second place. If
in the second place and they're going to be eleven,
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wanted to move them up a little bit and then
to the moon by the process of fucking elimination. It
ain't hire a few niggas to figure out who I
got finished in the first place. They picked up a
wide receiver for the other side, opposite ceed Lamb Pickings,
a guy that Hey, one on one ball, you just
throw it up. Throw that motherfucker Pickings coming down with
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that bitch. Hey, number two things I told you, Dak
is fucking back.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Dak is back.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Crack the sixty million dollar man.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
They got hurt last year, tweety was back, and hey,
and Dak is going to have a big year. They
said that the offense and Shottenheimer is put together, it's
kind of like getting duston running.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Fucking twos. Hey, da is gonna have a great season.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
They picked up Miles Sanders from from Philly, Philly, gave
him a running back. They picked up another running back
in the draft. They picked up Blue, that boy Blue
from Texas. Y'all gonna find out aout his Cowboys and
the defense. They heavily focused on defense.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Defense?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Are they drafted in the fucking draft? Defense they solding
they solely without the defense. So what I'm telling you
heard it? But they gave him twelve and fucking five
finish in first place in the NFC because nobody has
been a repeat division winner in twenty one years.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
These motherfuckers don't know it right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That that's my team, another one of my teams. Another
right at the top of the top of the division.
The Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East. Baby, this mother
fucking season. You sound like a You sound like a
goofy ass fan because a Dallas Cowboy fan, like I said,
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we can say I said a fan.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
So I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You can fool everybody else talking about you know, yeah,
I got twenty teams, but look that was your fucking team,
and you.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
What am I say? Look, I'm just from around the world.
He just exposed himself that list.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm just against lining up and just reading when NFL
that I can got to say, that's what all. I
don't read off the script. You don't nobody watch this
ship more than me, and I didn't got to go
to the NFL dot com watching ship myself.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't need.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Nobody keep I thought something right now, keep watching motherfuckers.
Something at least at least we went to the sheet
and not the craft for Dallas.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Motherfucker watching you keep watching, keep watching motherfuckers, y'all miss something.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
But anyway, anyway we go over the as, but these
two hating motherfuckers. We're gonna move on.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Is back because I got to tell you and look
and keep quite as kept watching on the motherfucker list too,
so you've been an active body. Anyway, moving on now
we're gonna talk the a f C. We're gonna do
the a f C Central. A lot of disappointment coming
out of this division last couple of years. Although they
have a couple of the best quarterbacks in the league,
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they failed to have themselves in a position where you
can go and knock off that man in Kansas City.
If this the year that somebody in this division, not
South Kansas City that's the next question I want you
all to answer as you go through and run your teams.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I want you to answer that too.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
If somebody in this division going to be one responsible,
we already know one motherfucker's gonna say something different.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We already know that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
But if this is the year one of these teams
and one of these quarterbacks take it to the top
and get their team to the promised Land and get
and get the ring, get the jury. Now, so what
we're gonna do is same rules as before, same intensity,
keep the shit real.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
We're gonna photo one tweety running uh a f C
North my number four by number four.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
It's a it's the uh Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Come on, man, they ain't got a damn quarterback right now?
Who the hell they quarterback? Mason Rudolph Aaron.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Aaron Rodgers came out yesterday was give some cryptic signs
to say, you're going to You're going to Pittsburg.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
You're gonna be that sh ain't gonna make a difference.
I don't give a damn not in this division, not
in this conference.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
That she ain't gonna back.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Ain't gonna matter at all, all right, ain't Rogers not
great quarterback. Aaron Rodgers is forty two years old. So
it is you better pick up than than Gina. Hell no, okay,
hell no.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Y'all see Gino Geno the top ten quarterback PFL.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I don't. I don't agree with that. Oh my god,
he looks better than right now, look it out, looking
at it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
If Gino is the top ten quarterback and uh, the
tight end Denver picked up from from Jacksonville is the
top five tight end, which is a bullshit too.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
He is, but keep here the top five. Get yes,
he is the movie because you don't know, go ahead, all.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Right, number number four, number three.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
I don't know if I should have put Cleveland in
this in this vision, but yeah, Cleveland, you can put Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Cleveland. I don't know you put that. Hey, but hey
that's got talented, Yeah, got that.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Will Who will be the starting quarterback for the Cleveland
Brown that's the question of the evening, and.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I'm picking your door. He's going to be the starting
quarterback game one one, game one week one.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I think we can think you broke him later, but
I think he will be.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
It'll be it'll be before they buy, after they buy.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
But I'm predicting week one if go start the season, oh, ship,
he probably gonna get hurt the first half.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, you know you might. You know he he getting
up there too, so it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
But uh and then Deshaun Watson he ain't playing this year,
so that's probably a big thing.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
And I think I think he for the Browns.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What they say that the Shawn has still been in
the record spread his bad look everywhere and ships in there.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yet he had some massides, Q ponds and ship.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well wait, he got married so he could now he
should be straight.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's why give the Q pones out that get the right?
Speaker 5 (22:17):
All right, all I got number two, I got, uh
the Bengals, Bengals number two. I mean I know, I
know the Bengals Joe Burrow and they start slow. They're
gonna start off oh and two and three. Hopefully they
hopefully they start off better this year than that happened
a couple of seasons ago, because every every year they
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start off bad, they start off slow, but they pick
it up in the n the second half of the season.
We don't see what happens with Joe Burrow. But they
got they paid everybody. They hole all the receivers, tighten everybody.
Everybody get paid over there. So if you want to
get paid, go to go to Cincinnati, baby with nobody
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on that team. Yeah, they'll pay you though on the
offensive side. On the defense side might be a different story. Hendricks,
he still ain't got paid, but you know he might.
He might get paid.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Let on, but he ain't got paid right now. He
might get traded.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
So will the money got a shout after they paid
out the receiver.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
All the receivers, they paid everybody, so they got hell
of their offense. They got hell of offense. But that
defense is suspect. So that's why I got them at
number two and number one. Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Let's see if they get over the hump this year.
Let's see what they can do.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Hopefully they can get over her, because I want to
see my man Lamar get a trophy or ring. But
they they every time they go to the playoffs, they choke.
I don't know what it is what happens, but every
time they get there they just lose it. I don't
know what it is, but we'll see.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
But I want my man to get a ring, though,
So where record you give him in first place records
which against.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Twelve or five?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Twelve and five for the Ravens. Yeah, the same record
they had last year. You know they gonna they gonna
do what.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
They do regular season champs, champs. All right, good listen,
good little appreciated. Let's go ahead. Queue you up next.
What do you go to your list?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
You love?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Next? Alrighty, well, let's you know, let's go through this
scripted crypt Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right right off, Hey, America, America, pull up NFL dot
com and watches then follow exactly what they say.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. You'd be better
to follow me than follow mister Dallas up to the mountaintop.
I guarantee you that.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, let's start without number four.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
They can't sit the dog, and that is going to
be in Cleveland Browns, Dude, Browns and Cleveland brown You know.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
What, you know what you know what pisss me off
about Cleveland just right off.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Rip is when you look at the draft when when
when you look at them on the online and then
and the status this that and the other, and then
do you look up draft you know whose name shows
up at the at the top of the list should
do her sayd Now, this mother fucker didn't get He's
the second quarterback drafted on the list, but yet still
he's up there at the top of the list.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm sick of this.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
They'd have robbed this man of all kinds of money
and now they're gonna parade him out there and use
him as the savior eventually this season.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So they know what sales. You know what sales.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
If you're gonna Buyer Sanders Jersey, I probably would buy
it off of his website. People's you know, get a
man some homage fucking around a little bit. But yeah,
Cleveland brown they made some moves, yeah, you know, but
still a team in disarray.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
So uh, you know, I'm gonna put them in fourth places,
not gonna spend too much more time on them. Say
real quick that nigga don't need no help. He just
bought a Cleveland Brown colored Rose Royce that pulled up
in the mother's parking lot.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And he ain't need no help for nobody. But he
would go ahead right about that. He was already paid.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, but I got them going four and thirteen and
in fourth place this year in Cleveland Browns. Next we're
gonna move right on up the street to three rivers, Pittsburgh.
What the hell is going on Pittsburgh quarterback? You know,
Rodney said, They alluded to know he might Rogers might
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finally be ready to quit doing this little his little
you know, holiday dance or whatever you like to do
in the off season, which piss everybody off.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So that will be nice.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
So I'm kind of on the iffy about this one,
even though Pittsburgh, even though I think that even without
Aaron Rodgers, they still are close to being a five
hundred team because Tomlinson is just a good coach and
he knows how to scheme and game plan and get.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Those boys in order.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
But I'm gonna tell you, you know, if Mason Rudolph
is the quarterback this year, it's gonna be a struggle
to get.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
To five hundred, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
So we got them as our as our third place team,
you know, and then that's what we're gonna keep up.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh notable pickups.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
They did pick up offensive line and they help us
the line a little bit, Calvin Calvin Anderson. And they
also picked up a big play select so that should
help the help this team out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Uh, It would really be nice if they can get
a quarterback to go with this. I'm really kind of
sick of what's going on with Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
There's such a.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
A great dynasty of a team and they have them
in disarray like this. It's just unreal, you know. And
people want to play it all on Timeless and but
some of that I'm gonna put on the GM, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
The GM is another reason why they kind of in
this situation too.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I'm not gonna put it all on the brother all right,
but right now, Pittsburgh in third place, next team up
on the list in the second it's gonna beat them.
Damn Bengals, them damn Bengals. And I'll tell you what,
you know, they they signed everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
They foolishly blew money, which is probably the reason why
they're not gonna be in the sign Trey Henderson, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But but yeah, they fucked that off, so they don't.
I just don't like the way the DCA.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
But I'll tell you one thing. They better get off
to a good start. They are the first three games, Browns, Jags, Vikings.
They better win all three of them, motherfuckers, because guess
who they got next? Number four Martin. They got the
Broncos coming up next, and they not ready for that
Bronco defense. Bronco defense gonna be in the ass. And
that's a Monday night football game.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
After him too, how you draft him to you probably
gonna come off the bench.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
They come to Denver. Now they come to Denver, they
taking a keep it moving. After that they get they
take that out of the Broncos.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They got the Lions next week, another good defense coming
to woop off for that ass. And after that they
got the Packers, who processly can get them next day
the Lions, hell yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hey yeah, they got good defense.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, and then they played the Packers after that, followed
by the rival h they got Pittsburgh, so you know
they always split or you know, and they with Pittsburgh,
so you know, that could be another.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Lost on thee.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
So I'll tell you what, this team better get off
to a fucking hot start or they're fucked, you know.
Uh So we'll leave it at that. That's the second
place team, Number one, Them damn Birds, Them Ravens, the
raven Haven the Ravens. Boy, you know, they they haven't
lost too much. They traded Away's eight Flowers yep, for
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a couple of draft picks and the bills. But you
know they they added DeAndre Hoppins another you know, good
wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
They can help him out a lot. You know they
already got Henry to go with that, you know, so they.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Got all the veterans, they got all this stuff Henry
done made to guarantee.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
So I think they're gonna be poised to do they
thing and get all the way and get get, get
and win the.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Championship they get close to Super Bowl. Not saying they're
gonna win it, but they'll be right there again to
throw their name in the hat. Thirteen and four is
when I got them finishing first place team yep, rock
da aboudy any quick I media feedback on that one?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Or what.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
They better start getting younger than older the damn Ravens. Okay,
akn't be you know picking up these old motherfuckers now
Hopkins and and and and and and and and run
and running back. You gotta get you gotta get younger.
You can't get older in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Don't I said about the Ravens is the Ravens window
is getting smaller and smaller. I mean because they're they're
getting to that point where they had a couple of
years where they should have overthrown Kansas City, but they
but they funcked it off and they're gonna have to
the next year too.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I think that I think this might be the last year.
They gotta do.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Something right away because their windows gonna close very soon,
even even with a even with a very good young
man Lamar Jackson, their windows gonna close because one thing
we know in about the NFL, you only have a
certain window.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Look, this shit don't last a long time. When you
have had to take advantage of it, you got to
get advantage of it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
They've had a long already had they've had a long
win though every one of those franchises that's one of
the premiere like Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
But they show up and they're going to win x
X number games, got Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
But yeah, the window for super Bowl is near in
the end, because you probably got this is the last
year for Dereckenry productive super productive problem. Yeah, all right,
weid q tweety. Hey, we're gonna take it. I'm gonna
go next and let you back clean up. Hey for
me once again, did my homework. You know, Rid got
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this hit locked. You know, I know I know where
to go. I know what these teams are gonna do.
So I'm gonna say first and foremost. Coming in last place,
it's the obvious, but I think they would be a
competitive team this year. They're going to have a super
motivated defensive player because he's making so much money. The
Cleveland Browns are going to be in fourth place the division.
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And what I say is the defense going to be improved.
They already got good corner, but hating them boys out
on the corner. They got Miles Garrett is gonna be motivated.
I think the defense is going to hold her in
and play closer to what they did a couple of
seaars ago under the ex guy for the Lions, Swartz.
And then I think on the offensive side, I think
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Flacco is gonna bring a little stability early until he
gets hurt and then it's gonna be Sader's show. Now
I think she Doer is gonna play good. You're probably
gained four. Game five is gonna come in and take over,
and he's gonna play good. So I think Cleveland is
going to be the fourth place team, but they'll be
improved furth place, fourth place team, and well, they're gonna
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be very well lubricated because of those three coupines that
I told you to. Shaun Wiss was passing free massides coupines.
So they're gonna be loose.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's about it.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
The only thing they're gonna have good, hey, hey, the
only thing the good that is gonna have massages because
everything else gonna be some bullshit.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
But go ahead, it's gonna be loose.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
A number three now this and I struggled a bit
with because defense wins. But I struggled with a little
bit for for for my third place team, because defense wins.
But then when you don't have offense, then like, what's
what's the off set there? I gotta fall back on.
I think Pittchburg has fucked around too much. I think
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Pittsburgh is let Ian Rodgers jerk him around and he's
playing their games.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I think they didn't do enough.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Offer they got They picked up DK Metcalf, but they
don't have anybody on other side of them. They got Austin,
they got friar Mouth in the middle, they got all
the other things going on.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I think I think with that, and they did okay
with the running back. They picked up running back in
the draft.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
But I think Pitchburgh is going to struggle because of
the quarterback situation, and I think Pittsburgh is going to
come out. I think Toman gets his winning record once again,
but I don't think that it's going to be enough
for them to to pull it off. And I don't
think I think they they are on the outside looking
end of the playoffs will be nine to eight defense
and defense gonna carry them to that nine wins. Yeah, yeah,
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number two, number number you want to get paid like
everybody else, so number two on big Rise lists. I
think when when I look at it, I think this team,
they're the most solid offensive team in the division. I
think up and down when you look at the people
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today that they kept, I think they have a very
solid offense. So my second place team for the AFC North.
Solid offense, great receivers. They have Chad Brown who played
admirable job until you got hurt at the end of
last season at running back, but unfortunately the defense didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I think schedule is going to help them this year.
But they have like the fifteenth or so ranked.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Schedule for the season, so I think schedules going to
help them get off to a faster start, and then
they're gonna play fifty fifty football. So I think Cincinnati
actually this year plays a little bit better. I think
they finish up at ten and seven as opposed to
where they've been before, and I think they get into
a wild card spot and make it to the playoffs,
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and they're gonna be a dangerous playoff team because they
because they can score and they can move the ball. Now,
what I would say about number one, at least one
team left. You already know who that is, the perennium
primary contender that got that man over there on the sideline,
Lamar Jackson finishing in first place in the AFC North
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on Wrathless is gonna be Baltimore. I think they had
a great offseason. They made some great moves to enhance
their defense, in particular on the back end and hands
their back in defense. They picked up with corners and
there's things there. I still think they're a little lighter
than I like them to be on the receiver side,
so you know I do. But once again, when you
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get Lamar, Lamar makes things happen that Norman quarterbacks can
and the threat of him moving around in the pocket
and throwing the ball is is going to be dangerous
this year as well last year. I think he's still
gonna be a heavy, heavy contender for the MVP this year.
But nobody gives a fuck about Lamar and MVP. What
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you want to see is the fucking Ravens going to
the Super Bowl? Now Do I think that's going to
happen this year? And we'll go around on that question
after Martin goes, but I would say that Baltimore Ravens
I almost stick it out and I'm gonna say, yes,
they're one of my teams. They're on my at the
top of the fucking list pretty much. Baltimore Ravens won
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of my team first place in the NFC North. They
finished this season with a better record they did last year.
Have a because they don't lose games that you win
this year like they did last year. I need to
end up with the thirteen and four record on top
of the AMC North. The Baltimore Ravens. Bett it book
it do whatever you're gonna do with it, but it's
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a winner. Thirteen and four.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Motherfucker you done said, ain't fucking teams. Look, we don't
discuss eight teams and you discussed six. So look, you
can't lose. You can't lose. I mean you lose. I'm
just saying I mean four teams. Teams. God damn, that's
just today.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Hey, right, what the fuck you?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I got a lot of football love to go around.
I got a lot of football love to go around
you with your list. The only probably gabag your list
is that you started off saying you said defense wins,
depense wins. But then we were talking about the Mangos.
You said, oh, well they get all the office, but
they fucked up on defense, and that was gonna cast
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the Mango. But but what I was saying this in response,
that was saying this, when you funk around like the
Steelers did, and you don't go get a quarterback, you're
doing his last minute shit, Aaron Rodgers. You're gonna sign him,
but he hold out because he don't want to go
to the manager mini camps and ship that sucked your
team up. So I think they're gonna have a problem
with that ship all year long, their continuity.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Then one day because when.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
There one day they do passes around with metcalfs. That
ain't fucking enough Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
That's why they win the record.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Gonna be shut down this year.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And they didn't, and they didn't in the hands the offense.
They lost people in office, Davenport and all the guys,
and they didn't REVOUMP to a level that is going
to make them legitimate offensive and.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Then offense, okay, exactly. That's why they don't record.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Already for the already the best list out of the
AMC North, because y'all was a bullshit because you say
one thing, you say one thing, but your actions show another.
And I'm goouta say I'm gonna and I'm gonna break
it down for you at number four in the AFC
North's Brown.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
That's obvious. That's obvious.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
That's an obvious choice. The quarterback room is fucked up.
The quarterback room was fucked up. Quarterroom was fucked up.
They're gonna start off with Joe Flag at the end
of the year. I don't give nobody else do. They're
gonna try with Joe at the end of the year.
But I just feel sorry because they have they actually
have a lot of talent on the deeper side of
the ball. Miles Garrett. I love Ward the quarterback, and
I love the tighty end cause somebody pleas say his
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name for me. I love him at tighty end. They
have talent on his team, but that quarterback room is
just so fucked up. They in trouble. They in trouble.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
And then it's the clean Browns Browns.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
And that's what I'm saying in America.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Not only am I the football fishing, I'm also the
spelling champ and the English guy for this group.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
So that's why job, because hey, you can spell a
lot of ship, but you'll know football. Great job. Look
that again.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I'm glad you can spell the ship. Add number three
in the NFC Nord it's gonna be the Censorinnati Bengos and.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Then tell you better cut that out. Let me tell
you why.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hey, they have the office, they did what they had
to do on offense. Great job, pick up the receivers.
You got Joe Burrow. But like everybody, well not everybody,
but if you y'all said, it's crazy because if you
y'all said, defus win, defuse wins, but they ain't taking
care of deep of the players. And guess what that's
gonna cost them. That's gonna cost them. They're gonna have
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all the office in the world. Hey Joe, because you
can score thirty but guess what you're gonna give up
thirty five. So, no, you don't win. You gotta say
you're deep the players. You don't win, but just score
on points. You gotta be gonna stop, get some stops.
And that's something Cincinnati you do not have. And but
if you talk about flipping the corners, come on for
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thirteen to be Pittsburgh. That's why you let me finish
my list Cincinnati. Like I said, Cincinnati, they pay they
all of the players, which is a great thing. But
you gotta have a balance. You gotta have a balance
in this ship. And if you don't play a deep
the players, you're number one. Was a player that that
that your number one sack leader, and you tell me
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that you ain't gonna pay him, something is wrong. But
let me go to number two and I'm gonna tell
you by number two. The reason why Pittsburgh Standers is
gonna be number two on my list is one thing
about Pittsburgh. One thing about Pittsburgh you can talk about
now they quarterback room. I will say the quarter room
is fucked up, is fucked up.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
That's how you win.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
No, no, no, no, but tell me this, how have
talent been winning all these years with all these bad
quarterbacks and this and that? They found ways to win
because they have a really good defense and the offense
is usually what cost him in the end, but they
win that her defense and smart Pittsburgh do.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
This every year.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
How many years have Tommy one has a winning record
in the since he been coaching? Because could y'all tell
me he wins every year?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Quarterbacks? He has fucked up quarterbacks, but he's still fighting
with it.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
You know why?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Because that defense is on point and their defense gonna
be on point again and they will be number two
in the al C North because that defense and timing
them know how to boost up around and make plays
on the offense when they can to win enough and
they will be number two in the al C North
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book that they do it every year. I don't know
what y'all this year, whatever year and number one and
number one and number one, I got Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I got Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I think Look, I think they have a top probably
top three running game in the league with Lamar and
Big Boy in the back. Now.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
They have messed up in the playoffs every time you
know they they have messed up. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I don't know what happened in the playoffs when they
when they play Kansas City. But just overall, they will
win the l C North. I don't think they're ready
for the next step, but I think they will win
the l C North. They're I mean, they're the best
team in there. Record is what what you got it
for a record? Baltimore this year will probably be I'm
gonna go twelve and five.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I'm glad for about one, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, so hey, amongst the teams that we discussed today,
we'll throw it all in AMC North, NFC East. And
if you got any of these guys winning the Super Bowl?
Gay anybody say we got our super Bowl? Whin it
coming out of those divisions this year?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
No me personally. I mean, we be asking, but we're
gonna be going step back step.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I don't think that as the AMC North I had
I have favorite Baltimore these last couple of years, but
they have showed me they ain't ready for that, for
that big game, that big stage. They ain't ready for
that because somehow, some way, they always find a way
to fold up when they counts the most.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
So I don't have no faith in them.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I have no favor of them and the NMC East
this year, I don't think Philly's going back to back.
So I don't think in neither one of these divisions
you're gonna have a super Bowl champion. Now, these teams
will go to I mean like Philly and Butterlo will
go deep in the playoffs. But if you asking me
to go to win a super Bowl, no, I don't
think either one of these Neither one of these teams
or divisions win the super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Only only thing I got is is the Ravens. They're
gonna get close. The Ravens is the only team, the
only team that's gonna challenge either Buffalo and and and
uh uh Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
That's what I got. But I don't think the other teams.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
No, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah how about you, Q, No, ain't nothing these teams go.
I say, Ravens get closed. You know they might have
a chance, but uh, none of these teams got a chance.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Everybody know the super Bowl coming up. Super Bowl champions
come out in the f C North. Oh no, that
come on, you think remaking, winning, remaking win for my guy.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
You can give you hear that I ain't got to
pick the team to love the City, Davy trad right
here that that ain't what your mouth saying this in
this episode. So there you have it.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
There, you have it America, Bangladesh, India and all our
female viewers out there.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
There you have it. Picked l for the a f
C North and the NFC East.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You can do what you want to, but you can
take rise, pitch book him and as we always say
around this time, go ahead, way to hit him.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Like a subscribe that out. We need you to love you.
What up to joy? Peace out, Let's go, let's go,
bangs the dash. What up? What up? Dough? Dough
Dak is back with Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
When the NFC East baby this mother fucking season. You
sound like a you sound like a goofy ass fan
because you welcome back to the Hood Report. Today, we're
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diving into the NFL's two of the toughest divisions in
the NFL, the NFC East where the Champs are, and
the AFC North, two powerhouse conferences that have powerhouse teams.
We're going to go through their off season acquisitions. We're
going to do things that shook the teams up, and
we're gonna break down all the moves they made and
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let you know, based on those things, where we believe.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They're going to finish and from there you can take.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
To the bank because the Hood Report said so, starting
off today, we're gonna start with the NFL NFC East Division,
the division of the Champs.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gentlemen. Rules are the same as last time. Four to one.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
First place team at the end, running qu of first, whoo.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Me first, oh man, here we go. Well, we're gonna
get right to this and get right to number four.
Number four is them damn giants. Yes I said it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't care because they got whustled and all that
and Jamison and all that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
They still in disarrayed.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So I have put them guys, they they really haven't
done too much in the off season. They lost a
wide receiver and a few other players, so yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Really feeling So they're gonna be four.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I got them finished in seven and ten and and
that's a stretch, but we're gonna give them seven to ten,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Next on the list. Next on the list is there boy?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
This that America's team, Rightney, That America's team them Dallas,
Them Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, yeah, it might be one of my teams.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how long you're gonna ride
with that, but uh, thirty years since they have made
it to the NFC Championship.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
What the fuck? When is this team gonna get off?
They ass to do something. You know, enough is enough,
you know. Uh, they do have a tough schedule. They
got a six straight games with teams that won eleven
games this year, so you know that's gonna be a pivotal.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Punch for them. They're gonna have to get their ship
together for that. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know, as we all know, they they added uh
George Pickens, they added linebacker Kenneth Murray and they added
a wide receiver, excuse me, cornerback camire Elon.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So you know, they added a few players to that,
but they lost a lot. They lost a lot more
than they added. And the defense, I'm telling you, in
this division, when you got to be able to stop
the run for the two powerhouse teams, they're gonna fall
short on that. So I got them finishing eight to nine.
That's that's number three. That's my third place team, all right.
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Number two was a team that kind of shot this
even you know, shot us in here in Detroit a
little too much last year. And that's that's gonna be
my Washington and Washington Redskins.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know, they got the easiest schedule out of the
four teams in division.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Believe it or not, they do. They do. They lost
some players.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They lost the defensive tackle Donaton Avlan, a wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Tackle.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But guess what they added all those guys too. And
on top of that, they added Deebo Salmons, which is
gonna be great for that young quarterback. So we're gonna gonna,
we're gonna we gonna get them a ten and seven,
you know what I'm saying. Making the getting into the
playoffs in ten and seven. Number one needs no introduction.
They've been kicking ass.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They just they just gave them their rules so they
can still do their little touch push get they push on, so.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You know they gonna be doing their thing. And that
is the Philadelphia Eagles. You know they they lost players. Yes,
they lost uh Josh Sweat, Brandon Graham, you know, defensive tackle,
Milton Williams. They lost a few players, but they also
added a lot of players too, and they kept themselves
irrelevant to where they're gonna be. So I got them
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finishing uh uh.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Thirteen and uh and and thirteen four thirteen and four
and uh that and that's my first place team for
the NFC Predictable fucking list.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He ran right off of the web, right off the internet,
motherfucking the double look up players so predictable as fuck.
But uh, Mark wants to get feedback on the list. Actually,
I think this is pretty good. I think this is
pretty good. I mean because I mean this division really
was not hired to predict. It really wasn't because we
already know who's at number four. Them goddamn Giants, Come on, giants.
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Is it's a bad fucking organization. And they have shown
that now the last couple of years. They've just been
a bad organization because when they soon as they made
that trade, I mean for Barkley and they gave it
today our rival in the division. I though they were
just gonna be garbage. And then not only that, they
picked up his boy Dark instead of picked up the
door Sanders. That was a big mistake and that's gonna
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make them pay. They will be at number four and
in the NFC East day we will be number four,
at number three, at number three, I'm sorry America, but
I'm sorry America, but Dallas is gonna be at number
three because Dallas ain't really do shit in this off season.
They picked up a receiver and he's probably gonna be
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more of a headache. He gonna be more of a
headache than he is gonna be productive on the field.
That is my opinion in pickings, because that's how he
was in Pitchburg. He's more of a headache than anything.
So I just see that's a bad mix. The question
march on defense for Dallas now the one that will
say they had a lot of injuries last year on defense,
They didn have a lot of injuries on defense. They
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are getting a lot of these guys back. We'll see
how that goes. But I think it's gonna be another
bad season for Dallas. That is my number three. That's
what they be, That's what he belonged at number two.
Number two is gonna be the upcoming team that came
up last year and it's the Washington Radskins, Washington Redskins.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The one thing they ever worry about, they do have
to worry about with the sophomore Jeans with at quarterback,
they do other worry about.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That didn't okay, okay, okay, Well I'm I'm glad you
had something to say.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But with the officer, with the officer pieces that they
picked up, picked up the officer lineman, they picked up
tons of from Houston. They picked up yeah, and they
picked up big d Bo Sandlers to help them out.
I think they're gonna be fine on the all of
the side of the ball. With Jamie Daniels. Yes, the
same way I said about both Knicks. I'm telling to
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tell you about this boy right here. This boy is
the real deal and they will be. Okay, so watch
it at number two in the NFC East, Yes, at
number one, I mean, I can't knock it now. The
one thing that we didn't mention, I mean nobody mention
so far. Is still early, but nobody mentioned that this
team won a super Bowl last year and they were
the second youngest team in the league.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Last year. They were very young and they still got
it done win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They lost. Now, they did lose their cornerbacks. They lost
big Play Slagh that was that was a big loss.
And they also lost Gardner Johnson. But but they got
that boy Mitchell, which last year was a was a
rookie that played good. And they picked up Ringo that
they picked up betwe him twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So their secondary is a is a question mark their secondary.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But Mitchell actually played good last year as a rookie,
and I think they're gonna be okay, and I think
they will win the NMC East. Yes, number one, he's
gonna did any homework traight off? Okay, Well, well, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna read this straight from the
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computer ship right dot Com in the NFL. Dot can't
give my prediction. I'm doing, you know, like you're the
only bigger to watch the game. Dot Com, go ahead,
tweeting you up.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, yeah, okay for the n f C East number
four on mine, it is the Giants, like everybody else said,
but yeah, that's obvious.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
But they did pick up due Carter.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That boy gonna be a beat.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
That boy gonna be a beat. That office and line
is gonna be a beast.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Defensive line, defensive line, that's the office line. Ye, sorry,
defensive line going to be a beast. I'll quish American
question marks. Go ahead with do call her what you saying?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Officer line and defense line chickens sucking it up, but
go ahead, all right, go ahead, fuck up up.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Number three, it's gonna be the commanders.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Number three gonna be the commanders because I think they
quarterback he's gonna take a step back.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I think that he's gonna take a step back for
that for the sophomore j K.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I want to see this year, okay, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
You know, because Dallas Dallas number two, because Dallas Dallas
always they gotta they gotta they got a strong this season.
They always get eleven twelve wins a season what they
always last year.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But but he right, oh way right, you don't see that, right,
he said, but it said last year, last.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Year, on year, every season except last year.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Dallas.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yes, yes, but they ain't gonna do ship in the playoffs.
But they they gonna get there in the regular season,
and we ready to see the champs. They ain't gonna
do it in the playoffs number two, and y'all know
who number one them champions h Philadelphi Eagles. Ain't nothing
else to be said about that, Barkley. He's gonna be
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the number two running back of the league behind gent.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, there was for the last episode that today.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
All right, Hey, so so I got I got, I
got Giants, Washington, Dallas.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's uh, he twitched up a little, at least gave
at least he gave his thoughts and injected some ship
like I'm about to.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do and that's a goofy thoughts. But go ahead. It's
like just like goofy thoughts because because.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I want people to hear me from here in Arizona
to at the crib in Detroit, all across America m
hm and Bangladesh. I want everybody to hear my fucking
list because here it go, baby, I'm about to run
it first and foremost coming in fourth place. This is
the one spot that's not a surprise because it almost
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didn't matter what the fuck they did.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Who the fuck he picked up?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't you got Russell Wilson, If you got Jackson Dark,
if you got James in there and them throw a
couple of picks, It don't matter what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
They got a little bit of talent. They'll be better.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
But I'll tell you the Giants finished in the last place,
fourth place in the NFC East, and they're going to
I think they're going to be seven and ten, like
slight improvements, like change. No, that just that's the most
obvious pick of the whole Fuck Yeah, number three NFC
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East is going to be the Hyse the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And why I say that is why I say that.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Is because because sophomore slump is fucking real. You niggas
don't believe it, You're gonna see it. I think Jayon's
gonna play good.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I love Jaydon daniels hey playing in Arizona for a
couple of years. Baby.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I wouldn't sall the boy in person. But they made
a lot of good moves. They added Deebo Samuel Samuel.
I think they still need a back that's going to
be a little bit more elusive and be able to
break the big one. Ryan Robinson, that ain't his style.
He's a folk four yard carry guy. He'll get it
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four yard. They need somebody explosive to help offset what
Jaydon Daniels brings to the table. But I will say this,
with the Washington Redskins and all their their additions, they
got when you look at some tough games. They got
green Bay in green Band week two, they got. They
go to Atlanta in week four, they go to the
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Chargers in we five. They gotta go to k C
in we eight. Then you look at the other up.
They play Denver, that's wright win. They play Denver in
week thirteen, and they play the regular division games. So
I think with that, I think they still doing us
to get to the playoffs. So I'm saying number third
and three in the division at ten to seven, and
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they make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Book it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's the Washington Commanders are going to be in third
place Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Next go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Now, if I say all three to top teams make it,
then that means the next two fucking make it.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What that tells you is this, But.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'll tell you this, I think all the teams. Both
of these teams are solid. I think Dallas has the
benefit of Yeah, so that make a difference. Okay, So
what I would say is.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
This and last thing.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I mean, I think it's I think it's a slight
little fact that you motherfuckers don't know. And none of
you motherfuckers said, but the last repeat winner of the division,
the NFC East two twenty one years since you have
to repeat a repeat winning the visit and it ain't
gonna happen this year.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
The champs.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The Champs go second and same place, said the champs,
who have a great season. The Champs still play great.
They got a tough fucking game too. They start off
Week two. They played at Kansas City, they play at
the Rank, they played around at home, they play at Tampa,
they play Denver. That's a win. Now, they played Denver
at all. Yeah, they play green Bay at green Bay.
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They played the Chargers in l A. And they played
Buffalo in Buffalo. What I would tell you the champs,
they gonna fight through the schedule. They're still going to
have a great record, but I would tell you it
won't be as good as it was last year. But
they're still legitimate Super Bowl contender. They're number one choice
as fired the odds are concerned. So I'm not gonna disrespect.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I love the champs.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
As matter of fact, both of these teams going the playoffs.
Both of these seas on my fucking list. These two teams,
these to my teams, every phil the second place. If
in the second place and they're going to be eleven,
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wanted to move them up a little bit and then
to the moon by the process of fucking elimination. It
ain't hire a few niggas to figure out who I
got finished in the first place. They picked up a
wide receiver for the other side, opposite ceed Lamb Pickings,
a guy that Hey, one on one ball, you just
throw it up. Throw that motherfucker Pickings coming down with
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that bitch. Hey, number two things I told you, Dak
is fucking back.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Dak is back.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Crack the sixty million dollar man.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
They got hurt last year, tweety was back, and hey,
and Dak is going to have a big year. They
said that the offense and Shottenheimer is put together, it's
kind of like getting duston running.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Fucking twos. Hey, da is gonna have a great season.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
They picked up Miles Sanders from from Philly, Philly, gave
him a running back. They picked up another running back
in the draft. They picked up Blue, that boy Blue
from Texas. Y'all gonna find out aout his Cowboys and
the defense. They heavily focused on defense.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Defense?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Are they drafted in the fucking draft? Defense they solding
they solely without the defense. So what I'm telling you
heard it? But they gave him twelve and fucking five
finish in first place in the NFC because nobody has
been a repeat division winner in twenty one years.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
These motherfuckers don't know it right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That that's my team, another one of my teams. Another
right at the top of the top of the division.
The Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East. Baby, this mother
fucking season. You sound like a You sound like a
goofy ass fan because a Dallas Cowboy fan, like I said,
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we can say I said a fan.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
So I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You can fool everybody else talking about you know, yeah,
I got twenty teams, but look that was your fucking team,
and you.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
What am I say? Look, I'm just from around the world.
He just exposed himself that list.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm just against lining up and just reading when NFL
that I can got to say, that's what all. I
don't read off the script. You don't nobody watch this
ship more than me, and I didn't got to go
to the NFL dot com watching ship myself.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't need.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Nobody keep I thought something right now, keep watching motherfuckers.
Something at least at least we went to the sheet
and not the craft for Dallas.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Motherfucker watching you keep watching, keep watching motherfuckers, y'all miss something.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
But anyway, anyway we go over the as, but these
two hating motherfuckers. We're gonna move on.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Is back because I got to tell you and look
and keep quite as kept watching on the motherfucker list too,
so you've been an active body. Anyway, moving on now
we're gonna talk the a f C. We're gonna do
the a f C Central. A lot of disappointment coming
out of this division last couple of years. Although they
have a couple of the best quarterbacks in the league,
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they failed to have themselves in a position where you
can go and knock off that man in Kansas City.
If this the year that somebody in this division, not
South Kansas City that's the next question I want you
all to answer as you go through and run your teams.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I want you to answer that too.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
If somebody in this division going to be one responsible,
we already know one motherfucker's gonna say something different.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We already know that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
But if this is the year one of these teams
and one of these quarterbacks take it to the top
and get their team to the promised Land and get
and get the ring, get the jury. Now, so what
we're gonna do is same rules as before, same intensity,
keep the shit real.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
We're gonna photo one tweety running uh a f C
North my number four by number four.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
It's a it's the uh Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Come on, man, they ain't got a damn quarterback right now?
Who the hell they quarterback? Mason Rudolph Aaron.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Aaron Rodgers came out yesterday was give some cryptic signs
to say, you're going to You're going to Pittsburg.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
You're gonna be that sh ain't gonna make a difference.
I don't give a damn not in this division, not
in this conference.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
That she ain't gonna back.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Ain't gonna matter at all, all right, ain't Rogers not
great quarterback. Aaron Rodgers is forty two years old. So
it is you better pick up than than Gina. Hell no, okay,
hell no.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Y'all see Gino Geno the top ten quarterback PFL.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I don't. I don't agree with that. Oh my god,
he looks better than right now, look it out, looking
at it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
If Gino is the top ten quarterback and uh, the
tight end Denver picked up from from Jacksonville is the
top five tight end, which is a bullshit too.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
He is, but keep here the top five. Get yes,
he is the movie because you don't know, go ahead, all.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Right, number number four, number three.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
I don't know if I should have put Cleveland in
this in this vision, but yeah, Cleveland, you can put Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Cleveland. I don't know you put that. Hey, but hey
that's got talented, Yeah, got that.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Will Who will be the starting quarterback for the Cleveland
Brown that's the question of the evening, and.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I'm picking your door. He's going to be the starting
quarterback game one one, game one week one.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I think we can think you broke him later, but
I think he will be.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
It'll be it'll be before they buy, after they buy.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
But I'm predicting week one if go start the season, oh, ship,
he probably gonna get hurt the first half.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, you know you might. You know he he getting
up there too, so it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
But uh and then Deshaun Watson he ain't playing this year,
so that's probably a big thing.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
And I think I think he for the Browns.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What they say that the Shawn has still been in
the record spread his bad look everywhere and ships in there.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yet he had some massides, Q ponds and ship.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well wait, he got married so he could now he
should be straight.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's why give the Q pones out that get the right?
Speaker 5 (22:17):
All right, all I got number two, I got, uh
the Bengals, Bengals number two. I mean I know, I
know the Bengals Joe Burrow and they start slow. They're
gonna start off oh and two and three. Hopefully they
hopefully they start off better this year than that happened
a couple of seasons ago, because every every year they
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start off bad, they start off slow, but they pick
it up in the n the second half of the season.
We don't see what happens with Joe Burrow. But they
got they paid everybody. They hole all the receivers, tighten everybody.
Everybody get paid over there. So if you want to
get paid, go to go to Cincinnati, baby with nobody
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on that team. Yeah, they'll pay you though on the
offensive side. On the defense side might be a different story. Hendricks,
he still ain't got paid, but you know he might.
He might get paid.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Let on, but he ain't got paid right now. He
might get traded.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
So will the money got a shout after they paid
out the receiver.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
All the receivers, they paid everybody, so they got hell
of their offense. They got hell of offense. But that
defense is suspect. So that's why I got them at
number two and number one. Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Let's see if they get over the hump this year.
Let's see what they can do.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Hopefully they can get over her, because I want to
see my man Lamar get a trophy or ring. But
they they every time they go to the playoffs, they choke.
I don't know what it is what happens, but every
time they get there they just lose it. I don't
know what it is, but we'll see.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
But I want my man to get a ring, though,
So where record you give him in first place records
which against.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Twelve or five?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Twelve and five for the Ravens. Yeah, the same record
they had last year. You know they gonna they gonna
do what.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
They do regular season champs, champs. All right, good listen,
good little appreciated. Let's go ahead. Queue you up next.
What do you go to your list?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
You love?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Next? Alrighty, well, let's you know, let's go through this
scripted crypt Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right right off, Hey, America, America, pull up NFL dot
com and watches then follow exactly what they say.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. You'd be better
to follow me than follow mister Dallas up to the mountaintop.
I guarantee you that.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, let's start without number four.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
They can't sit the dog, and that is going to
be in Cleveland Browns, Dude, Browns and Cleveland brown You know.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
What, you know what you know what pisss me off
about Cleveland just right off.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Rip is when you look at the draft when when
when you look at them on the online and then
and the status this that and the other, and then
do you look up draft you know whose name shows
up at the at the top of the list should
do her sayd Now, this mother fucker didn't get He's
the second quarterback drafted on the list, but yet still
he's up there at the top of the list.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm sick of this.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
They'd have robbed this man of all kinds of money
and now they're gonna parade him out there and use
him as the savior eventually this season.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So they know what sales. You know what sales.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
If you're gonna Buyer Sanders Jersey, I probably would buy
it off of his website. People's you know, get a
man some homage fucking around a little bit. But yeah,
Cleveland brown they made some moves, yeah, you know, but
still a team in disarray.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
So uh, you know, I'm gonna put them in fourth places,
not gonna spend too much more time on them. Say
real quick that nigga don't need no help. He just
bought a Cleveland Brown colored Rose Royce that pulled up
in the mother's parking lot.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And he ain't need no help for nobody. But he
would go ahead right about that. He was already paid.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, but I got them going four and thirteen and
in fourth place this year in Cleveland Browns. Next we're
gonna move right on up the street to three rivers, Pittsburgh.
What the hell is going on Pittsburgh quarterback? You know,
Rodney said, They alluded to know he might Rogers might
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finally be ready to quit doing this little his little
you know, holiday dance or whatever you like to do
in the off season, which piss everybody off.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So that will be nice.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
So I'm kind of on the iffy about this one,
even though Pittsburgh, even though I think that even without
Aaron Rodgers, they still are close to being a five
hundred team because Tomlinson is just a good coach and
he knows how to scheme and game plan and get.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Those boys in order.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
But I'm gonna tell you, you know, if Mason Rudolph
is the quarterback this year, it's gonna be a struggle
to get.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
To five hundred, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
So we got them as our as our third place team,
you know, and then that's what we're gonna keep up.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh notable pickups.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
They did pick up offensive line and they help us
the line a little bit, Calvin Calvin Anderson. And they
also picked up a big play select so that should
help the help this team out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Uh, It would really be nice if they can get
a quarterback to go with this. I'm really kind of
sick of what's going on with Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
There's such a.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
A great dynasty of a team and they have them
in disarray like this. It's just unreal, you know. And
people want to play it all on Timeless and but
some of that I'm gonna put on the GM, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
The GM is another reason why they kind of in
this situation too.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I'm not gonna put it all on the brother all right,
but right now, Pittsburgh in third place, next team up
on the list in the second it's gonna beat them.
Damn Bengals, them damn Bengals. And I'll tell you what,
you know, they they signed everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
They foolishly blew money, which is probably the reason why
they're not gonna be in the sign Trey Henderson, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But but yeah, they fucked that off, so they don't.
I just don't like the way the DCA.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
But I'll tell you one thing. They better get off
to a good start. They are the first three games, Browns, Jags, Vikings.
They better win all three of them, motherfuckers, because guess
who they got next? Number four Martin. They got the
Broncos coming up next, and they not ready for that
Bronco defense. Bronco defense gonna be in the ass. And
that's a Monday night football game.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
After him too, how you draft him to you probably
gonna come off the bench.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
They come to Denver. Now they come to Denver, they
taking a keep it moving. After that they get they
take that out of the Broncos.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They got the Lions next week, another good defense coming
to woop off for that ass. And after that they
got the Packers, who processly can get them next day
the Lions, hell yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hey yeah, they got good defense.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, and then they played the Packers after that, followed
by the rival h they got Pittsburgh, so you know
they always split or you know, and they with Pittsburgh,
so you know, that could be another.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Lost on thee.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
So I'll tell you what, this team better get off
to a fucking hot start or they're fucked, you know.
Uh So we'll leave it at that. That's the second
place team, Number one, Them damn Birds, Them Ravens, the
raven Haven the Ravens. Boy, you know, they they haven't
lost too much. They traded Away's eight Flowers yep, for
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a couple of draft picks and the bills. But you
know they they added DeAndre Hoppins another you know, good
wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
They can help him out a lot. You know they
already got Henry to go with that, you know, so they.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Got all the veterans, they got all this stuff Henry
done made to guarantee.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
So I think they're gonna be poised to do they
thing and get all the way and get get, get
and win the.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Championship they get close to Super Bowl. Not saying they're
gonna win it, but they'll be right there again to
throw their name in the hat. Thirteen and four is
when I got them finishing first place team yep, rock
da aboudy any quick I media feedback on that one?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Or what.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
They better start getting younger than older the damn Ravens. Okay,
akn't be you know picking up these old motherfuckers now
Hopkins and and and and and and and and run
and running back. You gotta get you gotta get younger.
You can't get older in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Don't I said about the Ravens is the Ravens window
is getting smaller and smaller. I mean because they're they're
getting to that point where they had a couple of
years where they should have overthrown Kansas City, but they
but they funcked it off and they're gonna have to
the next year too.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I think that I think this might be the last year.
They gotta do.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Something right away because their windows gonna close very soon,
even even with a even with a very good young
man Lamar Jackson, their windows gonna close because one thing
we know in about the NFL, you only have a
certain window.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Look, this shit don't last a long time. When you
have had to take advantage of it, you got to
get advantage of it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
They've had a long already had they've had a long
win though every one of those franchises that's one of
the premiere like Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
But they show up and they're going to win x
X number games, got Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
But yeah, the window for super Bowl is near in
the end, because you probably got this is the last
year for Dereckenry productive super productive problem. Yeah, all right,
weid q tweety. Hey, we're gonna take it. I'm gonna
go next and let you back clean up. Hey for
me once again, did my homework. You know, Rid got
(31:38):
this hit locked. You know, I know I know where
to go. I know what these teams are gonna do.
So I'm gonna say first and foremost. Coming in last place,
it's the obvious, but I think they would be a
competitive team this year. They're going to have a super
motivated defensive player because he's making so much money. The
Cleveland Browns are going to be in fourth place the division.
(32:00):
And what I say is the defense going to be improved.
They already got good corner, but hating them boys out
on the corner. They got Miles Garrett is gonna be motivated.
I think the defense is going to hold her in
and play closer to what they did a couple of
seaars ago under the ex guy for the Lions, Swartz.
And then I think on the offensive side, I think
(32:21):
Flacco is gonna bring a little stability early until he
gets hurt and then it's gonna be Sader's show. Now
I think she Doer is gonna play good. You're probably
gained four. Game five is gonna come in and take over,
and he's gonna play good. So I think Cleveland is
going to be the fourth place team, but they'll be
improved furth place, fourth place team, and well, they're gonna
(32:43):
be very well lubricated because of those three coupines that
I told you to. Shaun Wiss was passing free massides coupines.
So they're gonna be loose.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's about it.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
The only thing they're gonna have good, hey, hey, the
only thing the good that is gonna have massages because
everything else gonna be some bullshit.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
But go ahead, it's gonna be loose.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
A number three now this and I struggled a bit
with because defense wins. But I struggled with a little
bit for for for my third place team, because defense wins.
But then when you don't have offense, then like, what's
what's the off set there? I gotta fall back on.
I think Pittchburg has fucked around too much. I think
(33:23):
Pittsburgh is let Ian Rodgers jerk him around and he's
playing their games.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I think they didn't do enough.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Offer they got They picked up DK Metcalf, but they
don't have anybody on other side of them. They got Austin,
they got friar Mouth in the middle, they got all
the other things going on.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I think I think with that, and they did okay
with the running back. They picked up running back in
the draft.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
But I think Pitchburgh is going to struggle because of
the quarterback situation, and I think Pittsburgh is going to
come out. I think Toman gets his winning record once again,
but I don't think that it's going to be enough
for them to to pull it off. And I don't
think I think they they are on the outside looking
end of the playoffs will be nine to eight defense
and defense gonna carry them to that nine wins. Yeah, yeah,
(34:15):
number two, number number you want to get paid like
everybody else, so number two on big Rise lists. I
think when when I look at it, I think this team,
they're the most solid offensive team in the division. I
think up and down when you look at the people
(34:36):
today that they kept, I think they have a very
solid offense. So my second place team for the AFC North.
Solid offense, great receivers. They have Chad Brown who played
admirable job until you got hurt at the end of
last season at running back, but unfortunately the defense didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I think schedule is going to help them this year.
But they have like the fifteenth or so ranked.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Schedule for the season, so I think schedules going to
help them get off to a faster start, and then
they're gonna play fifty fifty football. So I think Cincinnati
actually this year plays a little bit better. I think
they finish up at ten and seven as opposed to
where they've been before, and I think they get into
a wild card spot and make it to the playoffs,
(35:28):
and they're gonna be a dangerous playoff team because they
because they can score and they can move the ball. Now,
what I would say about number one, at least one
team left. You already know who that is, the perennium
primary contender that got that man over there on the sideline,
Lamar Jackson finishing in first place in the AFC North
(35:51):
on Wrathless is gonna be Baltimore. I think they had
a great offseason. They made some great moves to enhance
their defense, in particular on the back end and hands
their back in defense. They picked up with corners and
there's things there. I still think they're a little lighter
than I like them to be on the receiver side,
so you know I do. But once again, when you
(36:13):
get Lamar, Lamar makes things happen that Norman quarterbacks can
and the threat of him moving around in the pocket
and throwing the ball is is going to be dangerous
this year as well last year. I think he's still
gonna be a heavy, heavy contender for the MVP this year.
But nobody gives a fuck about Lamar and MVP. What
(36:34):
you want to see is the fucking Ravens going to
the Super Bowl? Now Do I think that's going to
happen this year? And we'll go around on that question
after Martin goes, but I would say that Baltimore Ravens
I almost stick it out and I'm gonna say, yes,
they're one of my teams. They're on my at the
top of the fucking list pretty much. Baltimore Ravens won
(36:54):
of my team first place in the NFC North. They
finished this season with a better record they did last year.
Have a because they don't lose games that you win
this year like they did last year. I need to
end up with the thirteen and four record on top
of the AMC North. The Baltimore Ravens. Bett it book
it do whatever you're gonna do with it, but it's
(37:14):
a winner. Thirteen and four.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Motherfucker you done said, ain't fucking teams. Look, we don't
discuss eight teams and you discussed six. So look, you
can't lose. You can't lose. I mean you lose. I'm
just saying I mean four teams. Teams. God damn, that's
just today.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Hey, right, what the fuck you?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I got a lot of football love to go around.
I got a lot of football love to go around
you with your list. The only probably gabag your list
is that you started off saying you said defense wins,
depense wins. But then we were talking about the Mangos.
You said, oh, well they get all the office, but
they fucked up on defense, and that was gonna cast
(37:59):
the Mango. But but what I was saying this in response,
that was saying this, when you funk around like the
Steelers did, and you don't go get a quarterback, you're
doing his last minute shit, Aaron Rodgers. You're gonna sign him,
but he hold out because he don't want to go
to the manager mini camps and ship that sucked your
team up. So I think they're gonna have a problem
with that ship all year long, their continuity.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Then one day because when.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
There one day they do passes around with metcalfs. That
ain't fucking enough Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
That's why they win the record.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Gonna be shut down this year.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And they didn't, and they didn't in the hands the offense.
They lost people in office, Davenport and all the guys,
and they didn't REVOUMP to a level that is going
to make them legitimate offensive and.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Then offense, okay, exactly. That's why they don't record.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Already for the already the best list out of the
AMC North, because y'all was a bullshit because you say
one thing, you say one thing, but your actions show another.
And I'm goouta say I'm gonna and I'm gonna break
it down for you at number four in the AFC
North's Brown.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
That's obvious. That's obvious.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
That's an obvious choice. The quarterback room is fucked up.
The quarterback room was fucked up. Quarterroom was fucked up.
They're gonna start off with Joe Flag at the end
of the year. I don't give nobody else do. They're
gonna try with Joe at the end of the year.
But I just feel sorry because they have they actually
have a lot of talent on the deeper side of
the ball. Miles Garrett. I love Ward the quarterback, and
I love the tighty end cause somebody pleas say his
(39:26):
name for me. I love him at tighty end. They
have talent on his team, but that quarterback room is
just so fucked up. They in trouble. They in trouble.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
And then it's the clean Browns Browns.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
And that's what I'm saying in America.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Not only am I the football fishing, I'm also the
spelling champ and the English guy for this group.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
So that's why job, because hey, you can spell a
lot of ship, but you'll know football. Great job. Look
that again.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I'm glad you can spell the ship. Add number three
in the NFC Nord it's gonna be the Censorinnati Bengos and.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Then tell you better cut that out. Let me tell
you why.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hey, they have the office, they did what they had
to do on offense. Great job, pick up the receivers.
You got Joe Burrow. But like everybody, well not everybody,
but if you y'all said, it's crazy because if you
y'all said, defus win, defuse wins, but they ain't taking
care of deep of the players. And guess what that's
gonna cost them. That's gonna cost them. They're gonna have
(40:40):
all the office in the world. Hey Joe, because you
can score thirty but guess what you're gonna give up
thirty five. So, no, you don't win. You gotta say
you're deep the players. You don't win, but just score
on points. You gotta be gonna stop, get some stops.
And that's something Cincinnati you do not have. And but
if you talk about flipping the corners, come on for
(41:01):
thirteen to be Pittsburgh. That's why you let me finish
my list Cincinnati. Like I said, Cincinnati, they pay they
all of the players, which is a great thing. But
you gotta have a balance. You gotta have a balance
in this ship. And if you don't play a deep
the players, you're number one. Was a player that that
that your number one sack leader, and you tell me
(41:23):
that you ain't gonna pay him, something is wrong. But
let me go to number two and I'm gonna tell
you by number two. The reason why Pittsburgh Standers is
gonna be number two on my list is one thing
about Pittsburgh. One thing about Pittsburgh you can talk about
now they quarterback room. I will say the quarter room
is fucked up, is fucked up.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
That's how you win.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
No, no, no, no, but tell me this, how have
talent been winning all these years with all these bad
quarterbacks and this and that? They found ways to win
because they have a really good defense and the offense
is usually what cost him in the end, but they
win that her defense and smart Pittsburgh do.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
This every year.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
How many years have Tommy one has a winning record
in the since he been coaching? Because could y'all tell
me he wins every year?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Quarterbacks? He has fucked up quarterbacks, but he's still fighting
with it.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
You know why?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Because that defense is on point and their defense gonna
be on point again and they will be number two
in the al C North because that defense and timing
them know how to boost up around and make plays
on the offense when they can to win enough and
they will be number two in the al C North
(42:42):
book that they do it every year. I don't know
what y'all this year, whatever year and number one and
number one and number one, I got Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I got Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I think Look, I think they have a top probably
top three running game in the league with Lamar and
Big Boy in the back. Now.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
They have messed up in the playoffs every time you
know they they have messed up. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
I don't know what happened in the playoffs when they
when they play Kansas City. But just overall, they will
win the l C North. I don't think they're ready
for the next step, but I think they will win
the l C North. They're I mean, they're the best
team in there. Record is what what you got it
for a record? Baltimore this year will probably be I'm
gonna go twelve and five.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I'm glad for about one, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, so hey, amongst the teams that we discussed today,
we'll throw it all in AMC North, NFC East. And
if you got any of these guys winning the Super Bowl?
Gay anybody say we got our super Bowl? Whin it
coming out of those divisions this year?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
No me personally. I mean, we be asking, but we're
gonna be going step back step.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I don't think that as the AMC North I had
I have favorite Baltimore these last couple of years, but
they have showed me they ain't ready for that, for
that big game, that big stage. They ain't ready for
that because somehow, some way, they always find a way
to fold up when they counts the most.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
So I don't have no faith in them.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I have no favor of them and the NMC East
this year, I don't think Philly's going back to back.
So I don't think in neither one of these divisions
you're gonna have a super Bowl champion. Now, these teams
will go to I mean like Philly and Butterlo will
go deep in the playoffs. But if you asking me
to go to win a super Bowl, no, I don't
think either one of these Neither one of these teams
or divisions win the super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Only only thing I got is is the Ravens. They're
gonna get close. The Ravens is the only team, the
only team that's gonna challenge either Buffalo and and and
uh uh Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
That's what I got. But I don't think the other teams.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
No, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah how about you, Q, No, ain't nothing these teams go.
I say, Ravens get closed. You know they might have
a chance, but uh, none of these teams got a chance.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Everybody know the super Bowl coming up. Super Bowl champions
come out in the f C North. Oh no, that
come on, you think remaking, winning, remaking win for my guy.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
You can give you hear that I ain't got to
pick the team to love the City, Davy trad right
here that that ain't what your mouth saying this in
this episode. So there you have it.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
There, you have it America, Bangladesh, India and all our
female viewers out there.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
There you have it. Picked l for the a f
C North and the NFC East.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You can do what you want to, but you can
take rise, pitch book him and as we always say
around this time, go ahead, way to hit him.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
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