August 11, 2025 • 50 mins
Get ready for a no-holds-barred breakdown of the Big Ten’s top contenders — where loyalty runs deep, rivalries burn hot, and every pick comes with a side of trash talk. In this episode of The Hood Report, the crew kicks off a multi-part college football series, starting with Khalid’s Power Four Conferences. Tonight, the spotlight is on the Big Ten, and tensions are high as each host reveals their top five teams. From bold calls for Michigan dominance to Penn State’s potential playoff push, nothing is off-limits.
Resident college football expert Eric joins the conversation to drop stats, challenge hot takes, and stir the pot on conference rivalries. Expect passionate debates, unexpected rankings, and predictions that could make or break bragging rights all season long. Whether you bleed maize and blue, swear by the Nittany Lions, or just love the energy of college football smack talk, this episode delivers the stats, the stakes, and the sparks you’ve been waiting for.
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Resident college football expert Eric joins the conversation to drop stats, challenge hot takes, and stir the pot on conference rivalries. Expect passionate debates, unexpected rankings, and predictions that could make or break bragging rights all season long. Whether you bleed maize and blue, swear by the Nittany Lions, or just love the energy of college football smack talk, this episode delivers the stats, the stakes, and the sparks you’ve been waiting for.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Take Off, Off, put up, though, go to the Hood Report.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is the place where culture meets competition and where
we spit real ship. Sports pursures are focus and culture
drives our discussion. But in the end, our primary goal
is to make sure that you our viewers both are
entertained and informed. And with that, tonight we got some
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really really really hot ship.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
As you can see representing right here, it's blue.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Because tonight we're going to start our series of colle
Its Power four conferences. Then we're gonna do that a
large and then we're going to name who are Twisteam
playoffs and eventual champions. But tonight we're focusing on the
big tin, which is why I'm wearing big motherfucking blue.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We have someone joining us tonight. We have a resident
expert on the college game. Eric is joining us tonight.
He's gonna spit some some college knowledge here, but I
think he's gonna bring a nice little statistical information to
the platform and he's gonna be with throughout the entire series.
(01:36):
So Eric, welcome on. Look forward to hearing your insight,
look forward to hearing your take. Hopefully you you got blue,
you have blue, but problem. We're gonna be in your ass,
all right. That rules are the same as we've done
in the past. We're going top five teams in the
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conference to one. You name your teams, you give your
your details to support it, you can, you can give
the record you think or not up to you. And
then at the end, you're going to say, amongst those
five teams, who's going.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
To make it into the twelve teen playoffs. We're going to.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Capture and hold those because the nd and the end,
after we finish each of the conferences, we're gonna have
a total list, and then we're gonna go through and
see who everyone picks their eventual champion. And with that
we're off. Ready, set the big ten goals tonight. We
have you getting a start at Q run that ship,
all right, all right, all right, what's up everybody?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Welcome back and the road. Let's go back do it alright,
all right?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Starting off number five, Baby, my boys in blue ain't
gonna like this. They ain't not gonna like this, They
not gonna like this. But I'm gonna show a little
love to the fact though part of the state, Oh
please show little love to the back door party state
and I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna put that back
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door party the state which is Michigan State and number
five wasted.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sparty ain't ship.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's hey, Hey, we got fam that went to Michigan
State and I got friends with saying, I'm gonna say
it to them. Hey, sorry Daria, sorry everybody else. Sparty
ain't ship, but you picked them. Let's go, hey, hey, hey, hey,
what what about what about it?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We got?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
We got they got a good quarterback coming in. You know,
let's let's see what he can do. You know what
I'm saying, I'm we're gonna throw a little love, moving on,
moving on, it gets no love on mine. You know,
I hate this. You know you know this. This is
still keeping it close to home and a team we
probably don't like that much. This is gonna be my number.
My number fourteen is the Illinois. Yeah, Illinois, Illinois. Due
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to their schedule and look at what's going on, I
can see that they have a nice easy way to
uh to be up there at the top.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So easy ass schedule.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They only play Ohio State, so they miss out on us,
they miss out on Oregon. You know, they miss out
on all the top tier teams, and you know, and
in saying bag they wait through. You know they're gonna
over two games, shy ass quarterback they got all right,
all right, we are we picking what we think the
records are. We just gonna lead out. You can records
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if you want to. Okay, okay, okay, Well I gotta
finish in eight and three, you know, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Moving on number three. Oh my god, the tweeting this
is gonna make a big part of our relationship. You
got this fucking team any higher because I don't want
to deal with them no more.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I can't stand on big name the fuck guys. Yeah,
that's right. I got them going nine three.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm thinking they can't go no high. They're not so
defending champions. They ain't defending.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Nobody backs.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They bring it back is a wide receiver, Jamiir Smith.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I won't say. But you're bringing a new quarterback, so
you know, you know, they got a good system and
they always seem to be there boy from Alabama that
they couldn't play on in Alabama. They're gonna bring in
a reject from Alabama. Okay, okay, Moving on my number
two team, and this is another team that has they
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get the cake walk through the through through through the
Big Ten this year. But they are the only team
at the top of the top of the Big Ten
that is returning their starting quarterback and both of their
uh and and they're starting backfield. So with that being said,
we're gonna get him eleven and one him Penn State.
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They got the weak ass, got him one.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He got him ship that one.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know, they got a week schedule. Mark, Come on,
that's why they should be one. What'd you say, Eric?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They got him pretty easy to tell them that, Yes
they do.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Thank you for backing that up. Yes, I don't want to.
I don't want him now. I can't believe I gotta
put him that hat.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
But they that's why it should be one.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Tweety don't start that ship that damn schedulewet tweety to
it right off the ESPN doc kind right he did?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I say, bullshit? They talking?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
So I hear you go ahead, Okay, who number one?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No number one?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Look around you, tweety, look around you, tweety. Hey, you
gotta say that, right, you gotta say it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Let's day what.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
A freshman quarterback?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The number one, the number one or cool quarterback in
the country.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
He's still a freshman.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The ball out, Hey, Cam Newton part you're right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Cam Newton's still a freshman.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, we got Ashman.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
He gonna make some mistakes.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
He is, he is still That's what we got. We're
gonna cover. He got the best defense in the big team.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That is.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Exactly that is gonna carry us through the tough the
early game. Get his groove and when he get his groove,
both of them together, and hey, is part of time
in Michigan. Baby, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
We got a point, you got point.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But but here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I got them finished eleven and one two.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Crazy, they're gonna win the division.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
That it was crazy and then what right now that
you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You're gonna hear a lot of that on here tweeting
that day. That's my five.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
We go blue all day around for you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah right, okay, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You got going to the going to the to the
twelve team playoffs.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Your your top five. Uh, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm gonna give the the Roe Michigan down anyway, but
pen State, I'm I'm gonna put Penn State in there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, we got we were picking three out of this one.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Now, may you think you think it's gonna make me
think don't go? Yeah, I think I think I'm gonna
I'm gonna take two out of this one. I'm gonna
take too, I'm gonna take those two teams.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Misket.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, you know they was thinking about putting the foe
in there. Let's let's let me put one more make
let's not mean a rocket. Let me let me get
let me get Ohio.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Nine three. We might get four teams in there.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But all right, well at quin before we critique, I
slipped on that one.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
The only yet, I mean, i'll only I got is
you didn't put Organ in there. Organ got a horrible scale.
I mean they got an easy as schedule. They don't
play Misket or House State.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So let me put Oregon down as
a playoff team.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Thought, Organ, are you rearranging your five to put orgon in?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You want to put in that's four? Okay, okay, all right,
that was the critique. That was That's the thing I
was gonna say to a lot of blue man, a
lot of blue in you, I think you give it
too much charity to a Mischigan take and the ain't
gonna be ship party mission state. You we corrected your
organ and got your organ in there because is gonna
be a team with the with the schedule they have
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scheduled about the easiest as state. So you know, but
over the fact that you got blue with top, Hey,
you got my support.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Bullshit, he got he got. He got Michigan at top
Penn station be a top go blue.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Baby schedule.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
At the top. I'll get that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I can't come on, let's go, let's go next. We
got next, up, we got on. He's gonna go through
his he's gonna kick his knowledge. He's gonna tell you
who he's picking for the Big ten, and then who's
going to go into the twelve team playoffs?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Eric running all right.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Let's go coming into number five. I got bill Man Illinois.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, then brings back a pretty solid quarterback in Altmyr.
They're always every year and they have a schedule that
is very very easy. They only play they got to
play on the road at Washington and they got.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
A game at Duke.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Outside of that, I don't any team that could be
Illinois Illinois may be a playoff team, a sneaky playoff team.
Defense his first week might be his motherfucker last week,
but a right number four, I've got Ohio State. Okayio,
(11:44):
I think Ohio State lost way too much. They did
a bunch of players, that's one thing, but to lose
both of your coordinators, that that is.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Huge effects of losing Jim Knowles such an elite defensive
mind that they're going to feel that in the early
part of the season.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
They are going especially since they got Texas in the
Week one.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
If they're betting person now like me, bet Texas. No
matter what.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Texas, it wasn't the favorite in that game. Not to mention,
they got Michigan. They got Michigan on the road, they
got Penn State at home, and they got a couple
of sneaky games and they're don't look now, but at
Illinois could be pretty good. That could be a pretty
good game, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
About the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
About their quarterback step.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
In, I gotta see it to believe it.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
With Julian saying you got very minimal playing time last year,
I don't think I've seen him take many snaps last year.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I got to see it the believe with him. He
for all I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, big guy, we've got
the first two? What you got for three? Three and
three and running to one.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Y'all are gonna hate this one.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Y'all going, hey, we're gonna gonna you may drive.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I believe in you, all right?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
A third?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Take the shirt off, the shirt off, like the shirt
off started? That quarterback again again, number one player in
the country.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
He a freshman.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Who are you gonna throw it to you? Though?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who are you gonna we have?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
We have to return, but we ain't got nothing else
proven back. We got a true freshman and receiver. We
have a small guy and we don't have much talent
at receiver.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
To be pretty good. That could be elite.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
But yes, there are going to be some There are
gonna be some growing pains. There are gonna be some troubles.
We got Oklahoma in week two on the road, and
that's a loss that can be okay, Yeah, we got
USC on the road.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That that game is gonna be tricky, overlooked at USC again.
That game is going to be sneaky.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
We whooped the ass last year and there last year,
and we have nobody at quarterbacks done so well played
on the West coast.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, all right, all right, So where you got Michigan
fish record? Michigan, you gotta give me a record.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
What's the record?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Michigan ten to two?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh, that's still. But I don't agree with with your
losses anyway, is not bad. I won't go.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Okay, all right, I got Oregon at two. Oregon, I
got Organ second. I like what they're doing up there,
but again, I gotta see it to believe it. Out
of Dante more. But I think it's gonna be more.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
He played a little bit in last year. He was
he was hitt and miss. He had some good games,
he had some bad games.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Was when he was at U C l A. And
now they're going to utilize the best out of them.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
We'll see. That's short, that short pass.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
The game ship there. Only toughest games are at Penn
State and that Iowa.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
I think they can beat Iowa. But I don't know
about that Penn State game. It's early enough in the
season where Pen they could catch him slipping.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
All right, Uh, what else? You got anything else to
say about Oregon?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Not much? Else.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I expect for the defense to be solid. It was
a liability last year, especially in that Rose Bowl game.
It was that was probably the worst game I've seen
Oregon play defensively.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Mm hm give it. Being down by that much at
halftime is agregious.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They lost a lot of skill players too.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, Evan Stewart's not playing. He's out with an injury.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They lost a lot. They lost a lot to the
drafts and otherwise. So we'll see. You know, all right,
what you got for number one? We already know. I think,
all right, my god, I can't wait for this ship.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh I can't wait for this already know Okay, okay, okay,
you already know the number one who I got pen State?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You know what, take the shirt off, take that even
you know what.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'll even go so far to say this. I think
they make the National title game this year.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god, No, you are what you are? Funny
You're coming out.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
This is.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But I feel like this is did you weday? This
is the coach? Did you come here?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Did you hey?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Did you hear did you come here? The top stories?
Or you try to get a stand a comedian? No, No,
I'm real, real, Okay, it tells why Martin tell does why?
Here tells why why do you get piss all right?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Their top fifteen returning production, including it at three thousand
yard quarterback, two thousand rushing to two thousand yard running
back to two lungs. Yeah, Allen and Nick Singleton both
rush for one thousand yards last year. Yes, they have
a pretty very easy schedule. Their only toughest games are
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hosting Oregon, at Ohio State and at Iowa.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
But I'm not ty in Iowa, so they're gonna beat that.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Yeahowa, Ohio State the only toughest game they have. They
got Oregon at home, and they're gonna be looking for
revenge after that Big Ten title games.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, I thought I'd do that.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
You did.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
They're pretty state defensive line. They were turned some studs
of linebacker, some studs of safety. They've got a really
good receiver coming in from Syracu, so Aler had somebody
to throw it to. Finally, outside of the some of
the receivers they already have, they are sixty fifth. Oh
my god, they are four teams from returning offensive production.
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If you look at the last two national title winners,
who were both Big Ten teams. Michigan was four, Ohio
State was sixty fifth, but they plugged in a lot
from transfer portal classes about exact same thing not mentioned.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
They got cold Nikki coming back. They plucked Jim Knowles
for that defensive.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh my god, I got a lot of research on.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
This time.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hey, important that I got a quarter stands.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Hey, so you got to be up there because we're
gonna open it up to critiques.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Like a mother, I'm gonna say. All I'm gonna say
is I'll end it with this. You heard it here
first when you see a pen Satan and the natty yain.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Never had con never had Yeah, revoke your past. But
I think Martin shop to beat the response. Did you
give it to him first? So all right, so positives. Hey,
they got a good quarterback coming back like you, like
you mentioned, they got it. They got a big time
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recruited from Syracuse that receiver to replace the ones that
they lost.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
And I ain't gonna lie. Their defense is solid as hell.
The last couple of years, it's been solid as hell.
They have been one of the best teams on paper.
I'm telling you, Penn State is really legit on paper.
But you know, what but you know, motherfucker what they
had a boo and coach again he goes bowl it.
(20:26):
Let me mad a couple of numbers with this clown
versus top competition, we're the top ten of the twenty
games for the top ten record is aria and I
know you know it.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's three and seventeens. This game does not win the
big gags. I will never take Franklinship stop it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I agree it's best saying, but it ain't gonna happen State.
I hope they do. I wouldn't mind it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think on Howisin gonna find a way to beat them.
They are one in nine regal Hollo State, that's number day.
I always found that just like just like two years
ago when when i'm herball, they just been at herball
right before the game versus Penn State and they threw
shamar and more in there, and he's still went there
into Penn State and beat Penn State.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
You know, wreg a ship.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I agree that I argue what you got because you
you you you discredited the team you got your shirt on.
But but but you know, you know, I get you
gave so much for Penn State, but you just walked
over Michigan. You ain't you you know, third place and
whoop woo woop be kept on rolling? What what what
about our boys? You didn't give him nothing for the
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best defense. You're not giving them enough credit. You killed
in that offensively. Offensively. I think Michigan has at least.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
A year to go.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
But I'm not saying.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
I'm not saying Michigan is gonna be this terrible team. No,
they're gonna be good. I have them in the playoffs
this year.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay. You think that's overstepping them, then I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So you got go ahead, go ahead. You can't be
wearing that shirt man and put these boys in third place. Man,
that just don't fly, right, man, we can't do it
like that. I'm gonna burn night. Hey, So who's your
playoff team there? Who's going to playoffs?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Got Penn stated eleven and one. I got Oregon at
eleven and one. Michigan and Ohio stayed at ten and two.
But because of how they how that win against how
they win against Penn State, I think they get in
over ten to two.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Illinois.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay, okay, all right, that's not that sounds Hey, you
have fourteen going to the playoffs. Quentin, you have fourteen
like the same fourteen, so that lines up just to order.
Your orders all fucked up here, But you know that's
all I'll say. I think your orders sucked up. I
think you came on the show. You came on the
Hood Report wearing the wrong fucking shirt for the ship
you was talking about. Like Quentin said, you glossed over Michigan.
(23:29):
And he spent all that time time my Pennce State.
So I didn't tell you as a kid, he's a
closet Penn State fan. Oh and I always wanted to
go to white out party.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, well you should have worn a pens State shirt.
Goddamnit shirt.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Did well, y'all pay attention when he was talking, Did
y'all pay attention? Okay, whatever he's talking, that's some good ship.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Whatever. All right, hater to go, move over. We got
we move on to Martin, Martin, we got you going
and run your list. Y'all better listen this ship, y'all
better listen. You know I'm the big ten man around
this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Let's go at number five and number Well, well, first
let me just talk about the bottom feaers, because I mean,
you know, the same team is gonna be at the
bottom Perdue, Michigan State is gonna be on the fucking bottom. Hey,
up Western on the bottom. Hey, they shouldn't be used
to it because they're always there. So Fox Party, let's
(24:25):
keep it going. At number five, Illinois Illinois.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Illinois had a good year last year that they won
ten games last year. Now, they did lose two of
their best skilled players and one of which of the
Broncos I know. I don't want to mention that though,
but they so they lost their receivers, they have a
they have a they have.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
A good coach.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I see them coming in and their schedule is not
that bad. So I really see Illinois at being number five. Yes,
they're gonna be number five. At number four, it's gonna
be average every team and it's gonna be Penn State
and number of.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Number let's tweet. But but they will lose. They will
lose to Oregon and they're gonna lose No hoose State.
I mean, they all lose Hi State. So when we're
gonna talk about that state and that's the losses. Besides that,
(25:27):
they we don't have no other tough no other tough games.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I think so.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
But I mean, but let's say, let's say has a
good team. So don't get a tweets I'm talking bad
about Penn State.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Penn State has a good team, great quarterback, I mean
good quarterback, good, they have good.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
President, and.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
About the Syracuse receiver coming in, he's good. So they
have a very good defense. They deal was good last
couple of years. So no, Penn State has a good team.
But I just think with pregnant at coach, you ain't
gonna win nothing. So there they are number four, at
number three. It's that team that I hate the most.
(26:07):
It's the team I hate the most. I hate these motherfuckers.
It's Ohio State buck eys. The Ohio State buck guys
will finish at number three because they can't be Michigan.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
We don't see that. We don't flip this, we don't
flip the script, and they can't be Michigan. Four straight
going on five, it will be five this year. But
they're gonna turn up a season. But they're gonna turn
up a season taking an ass hicket. Texans gon go
in there and whoop their ass. Texans gonna go on
there and they're gonna whoop. Ohio State says so. But
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but we have a side of season. But they will
lose to Texas and they're gonna lose the Michigan. They
have a couple of tough games here and there, but
I still think, yeah, they gonna be at number three,
at number two, at number two, I'm going with Oregon.
I'm going with Oregon because of the schedule. Oh my god,
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their schedule at all. They don't play miskan or Ohio State,
and see they play and and and then they play
Avery's favorite team, the team they don't set up in
big games in state.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So the schedule, they gonna walk right to whut they
gonna You don't win, no white out.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
There could be a whiteout, blue out, you can bring
back carry Collins conor on anybody.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
They're gonna lose that game because they don't win big games.
I told you, I told you Frank was regular earlier.
They don't win big games.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
So, but Oregon really don't have a Their schedule is
is probably the easiest schedule in the conference. They're toughest game.
Can they play think they play you know, they won't
play Illinois either, so Ohio, miskits or Illinois. They play Indiana,
which which got lucky last year, and they end up
making the playoff.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I don't know how that happened. But USC Washington, their.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Schedule is horrible, so that's why they they will They
will be number two. They trying to get they trying
to get lineing in the championship. Yeah yeah, but at
number one, at number one, it's these boys in Bloom.
I'm gonna tell you your last year, last year with
our defense and then the way we ended and what
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we got coming in, our is gonna be on the hook.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I gonna be the best, probably probably the best in
the country, the best.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
All the way.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Eric, I don't learn, Yeah, you learn about that defense
Alabama him got Trey Williams from Clemson. Tell them about saying,
there's gonna be good. If you remember last year the
last couple of games, best quarterback didn't play, but our
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defense and the back stepped up big time. And these
guys are gonna be starting to every game with that
D line because Dan controlled the game with our secondary
and that D lin I do don't get the.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Hook, but then I'm amazing, I'm begging on. It's gonna
be that boy bear in Underwood. This boy, Yeah he's
a fresh he's a freshman. But guess what, some motherfuckers
come in and they are the man. And I'm just
thinking him to be the man because he does it everything.
He reads the field really very well. That's what his
strong suits. He read the field very well. He has
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a strong arm, he can move in the pocket, he
gets from he.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Does everything, sir with Blair under right Underwood, I'm sorry,
right under Sure we're gonna mischief.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Will be from Michigan, Michigan from the West Coast. He
Michigan them.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
From Yes, Okay, okay, this ain't no.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
West Coast n l V or or transplant motherfucker mother
from from the d playing in the motherfucking d Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yep, yep, and so okay.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So with that being said, Michigan number one of my
big ten standings for show no doubt me.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I got.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I got four teams coming out of the big ten
for the playoffs, I got four teams.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I got.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I got Eric's boys, Penn State because because they playing
we scheduled, because they don't pay nobody to but they
don't pay miss Ohio State.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I got.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I got Penn State. I got Oregon. I got Ohio
State making it again, and I got, of course the
boys and.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Big motherfucking mess. Go all right, hey, twee, did you
go first? Eric? Did you go second? Critique list? Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
It's all bullshit, It's all bullshit. Yeah yeah, y'all know
Penn Steak gonna win that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What the last time?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
So this this ain't got nothing else to say?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay, that's what you know. That's what you don't like
about it? Okay, all right, Herry, what you gonna say
about the list.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Is Oregon ain't beating Penn State, not in the white
not at night.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
No, let me, let me wait, let me, let me,
let me, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Let me and in the more time three and seventeen
where it's top ten teams three and seventy, yeah, whitey.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Following that?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Damn all right, all right, let's go, hey, cue what
you got anything? Yeah, Mark yep, I got, I got
a big problem with with your ship, you know what,
you know what the fuck? I got a problem with
what's that you call Ohio State? Ohio State?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Buck eyes? Motherfucker them some funck eyes? What you ever
call them? Bitches? The I got problem with your list?
Everything else is Gucci. Baby. I love the Michigan State stuff.
I mean the bitch that stuff I love. I love
the business, say stuff too.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
The only reason why, the only reason why I call
him the buck guys. And I'll be honest with you.
I mean you gott give him credit one another championship.
I'm sorry, Yeah, I mean, hey, ask for life. Yeah hey, no,
no critiques for me.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I love the list. I think you hit on the money.
I have nothing nothing to say about it. It's close
to what I got. So hey, we can roll tweety
your baby, go ahead running, here we go. This is
where it gets colorful.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Color.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
All right, you got you my honor, my honorable mention.
Michigan man, you're.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Gonna honorably get your ask show mother.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
As bad as Eric. You want to be the new
fourth members of this motherfuckers.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
You as all season long. Go ahead, my number five
going to the bulls ship Indiana.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yea, and there they eleven to two last year, every team,
every team they played on bamba.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Next year and they're.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Gonna go again. They played, they got to ask the play.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
They got the same competition this year. The because are
not that tough. So they're gonna do it again.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
They're gonna do it again. They're gonna run the table.
They might be ten to two this year again. Number
four Ohio State. Ohio State.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
They number four because you know, they lost they lost
their coordinators, like like Eric said, they lost chip Kelly,
they lost their difference coordinators. So and they lost their
quarterbacks and he received and stuff like that. So they
they lost that. You fucked, yes, talking about the Lions.
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It's different than college.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
College.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I'm just I just drawn paralletls there that ship. Yeah,
let me walking down, gonna.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Meet that to night.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
You're right, you're right, lose coordinator, you're done, all right.
Number three Illinois, I got Illinois.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I won't want you two I teams and your two five. Okay,
let's go past that ship, past that crooked eye.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I'm not I'm not passing nothing. It's all mine. It's all.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
This is wild.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Number Number two is Oregon, the West coast. We gotta
you know, stay on the west. We gotta do orgon
arguing is number two.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
You know that.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Everybody, like everybody said, soft schedule, everything good, So I
give them. I give the number two in this in
this uh big ten so a right and number one.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
You know, you know the.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Quarterback, he going top five in the draft, right board.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Ship the draft wasted pick.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I'm sorry, he going top five.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
So it's gonna be Penn State. You know they got
a running game. Pence State got a running game and
the defense. So y'all know who they're gonna be there.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
They gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Had it last year too, you know it was there,
still young, they coming back so now they yeah, yeah, yeah,
he gets another year of growth and everybody coming back together.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Oh yeah, they're gonna be Like Eric said, they're gonna
be there. Yeah, they gonna be.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, its going He's still there.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Nice, still there.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Okay, Yeah, today that you know gonna be who's that
statica Martin about top teen competition three.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
And seventy.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Three Martin?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, yeah, the worst year you're gonna get.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, yeah, you can probably get five, six, seven, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Y'all know.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Ohio State gonna be this year, right, y'all know, Ohio
State gonna be Michigan this year.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
And everything America. You can just throw this for the
list out, but go ahead and give us his playoff teams.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Oh my playoff team I got, I got Penn State, Oregon, Ohio,
Ohio state that just got three.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Okay, alright, well, well we open this one up for
for for a follow up and for what you got.
Now I can see why his dirty ass got on
that fucking white tonight. Thought he's gonna come out here
with a white out on and go with that Penn
State ship. You done lost your mind today, tweety Michigan
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as an honorable mention? Is you just out that we
are gonna eat you alive all season for that one, sir,
I am looking forward to it. Thank you for putting
that gasoline down, because we're gonna light a fire under
your ass this week.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
That's all I got to say about the list. That's
all I got to say. I can't wait for the
see go ahead and Mark you want to you want
to hit this away? Yeah, he fucked up with Illinois
and Indiana. He got his mother.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Teams look sorry, teams like Indiana. They had one good
lucky in the year last year.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
But guess what, they're coming back to motherfuckering reality this
year and they're gonna be probably at the bottom of ship.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So I don't know what Indiana. Illinois is decent? Is
a chance because their schedule is not that bad. And no,
they're not that bad. But Indiana, no, Indiana nowhere near
the time, nowhere near. I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
That what they said last year. Okay, all right, Eric,
he agrees with you. You what you gotta say about
Liz all right.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
I don't think Indiana is gonna be top five in
the Big CHAM. They're gonna have a good team. I
like kurtaining that, but that their their schedule is just
way taller than it was last year, said losing three
four games that year.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Yes, Other than that, you're Ohio State pick Ohio State
beating Michigan.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
I'm sorry that.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
They couldn't beat us in their own building with a
quarterback who threw for sixty three yards. If they if
they couldn't be Significan's worst team almost twenty years, then
how do you expect that they traveling to an arbor
with none other coordinators still.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
There in beating Michigan? Who I think it's going to
be well improved.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Thank you, Hey, you made up for a little bit
of your earlier bullshit. I think you work, you're trying
to work yourself back into the family mother. But yeah,
I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna say that Michigan's offense
could not be any worse than it was last year.
That offense was the worst Michigan offense we've seen since
twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yep, Yeah, absolutely agree. Quarterback absolutely.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Be pretty good.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Let's get the motherfucking drum roll. I'm gonna go ahead
and round us up and wrap this motherfucker up. Hey,
and I'm gonna give America what they want. I think
everybody else kudos to the other lists. I thought very
well informed, very well intended, but it's that hot shit
now coming in at fifth place on my easy fucking schedule.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Don't like the quarterback, but I think the program is
headed in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
So I think with the with the combination of a
week schedule and with them getting the program back on
and with Bill about getting the team back on track,
I think Illinois is going to finish up in fifth place.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I got Illinois going about ninety.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Three, eight and four somewhere around there was where rather
than gonna be at, They're going to be better, but
they're not going to be upper echelon better. Next as
a couple of people already hit is you lose You're
off of the coordinator, You lose your defensive coordinator. You
got a little bit of hangover from last season. You're
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coming to this season punch drunk. You get hitting the
motherfucking mouth week one, and I think you don't recover
all season, not enough to be in the upper upper
eche line of the division. So I'm gonna tell you,
Ohio State, fuck eyes will be in fourth place.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
In my in my he got it. I don't see
him doing no better than that.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I think you got You got a suspect quarterback coming
in from Alabama that didn't play buch last year.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
We lost a lot of skilled players. You lost a
lot of freendom players. On defense. You have two pretty
good with the portal, but still not enough.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
You're starting over, and I think Ryan Day is gonna
have a hard, a hard night, a couple of hard
nights this year. Ohio State, they're gonna be in fourth place.
So I almost forgot just to gloss over the overall division.
All them bitches at the bottom we don't even to
talk about. But I'm gonna talk about David Sorry as
real quick, Wisconson ain't.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Gonna be shit.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
They can't never throw the Michigan State ain't gonna be
shit because they ain't never shit. Purdue ain't been ship
since Drew Brees left. So fuck all of them. We're
gonna talk about We're gonna be back on track and
talk about these teams. Is gonna make a difference in
the conference? Next third place? Great, great team. I think
they have some great returning players. They probably have as
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as Eric eloquently touched on earlier, they have the best
returning starters.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Of anyone in the Big Ten. But guess what the
coach is returning to.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
So fuck Penn State in third place because I can't
trust him in the big game.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I will never trust Franklin the big game.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
And Franklin's one of those guys where he's got to
prove it to me before I buy in that right guy.
So I hate to say it, but he's a yellow motherfucker,
so he ain't really black. So anyway, I can't put
Penn State at the top of the list because I
just don't trust him enough.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I don't see it happening. Franklin will find a way
to fuck it off.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Next, easy fucking schedule. Like I said, they trying to
wyn to give a championship to the Landing.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
But so they lay down, how are you a power
team and one of the upper excellent teams period in
the country and you come in you don't have to
play Ohio or Michigan, Like, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
That Penn State.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
They the one big, the one the upper excellent team
that you can beat because they don't show up big games,
you don't have to. That's some bullshit. But I think
Oregon because of that, they're gonna finish in number two spots.
I think they do get beat by Oregon State this year.
Oregon State moves. I think Oregon State in the Civil War,
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actually beats.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Them this year.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, early over the season, Oregon is their first loss,
then last, and certainly not leave.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Last, and certainly not leave last, and certain that least.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Is them boys from ann Arbor, motherfucking blue first place.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
All day.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
And the reason why I say it is, hey, hey, hey,
you made it back to the portrait.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
The reason why I say it is this eight returning
started on the best defense in the conference eight one, two, three, four, five,
not five, six, not six. My seventh eight eight, returning
started on defense, and they retooled and brought in the
boys Market said earlier, I wanna go through it from
taking time, but brought in a nice complement of players
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behind that. So we're still too deep on our defensive line.
And you know the pressure we bring on the defensive line,
watch out for the boys blue. The defense canna be
out of control. And we have the number one, not
the number one, the number one quarterback coming into college
this year under rights Underwood. Not an air plant from
the West coast. This old motherfucker grew up in the
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east in Michigan, Bellevue, Bell, Michigan, right up the road
from Detroit. Tweety case you didn't know, and he's playing
that mischief. Tell you you take that combination that the
fact that Sharon Moore has got to have a breakout
year this year after.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Last year's bullshit. Moore, No, the pressure is on, so
he's gonna bring this boy in. He got that.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We got a new offic the coordinator, which is important,
so he do you have to cut the boy loose
and to make it happen. We got we've got two
good running backs, so don't sleep on who we got
coming in. Who we are coming in and running the
bolly too. We always got running backs. We got two
more this year, the duties, and we're gonna in the
first place in the conference. And we're gonna whoopio ass.
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Anybody talking about a five in a row this year.
We make it the standard thing around here.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
We're just.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
We're gonna keep We're gonna keep it. Right, you said, whoop?
Who asked you whooping?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Ohio his ass?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
That's right, that's right. Hey, if you turned on late,
we're talking about these boys right here.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
We go to the tournament though, and you know why
with that said, my fourth team going to my team
going to the tournament, were gonna get four in.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
We get Michigan first and foremost.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
We're gonna get Oregon, we're gonna get Penn State, We're
gonna get the usual suspect.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
But I'm gonna give you a little clue.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I'm not gonna say we're gonna win it yet, but
Big Ten will win the national championship one again this year,
books right, because we're running this ship. Best coverage of football.
It ain't them South motherfuckers. It's the Big fucking Ten.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Well.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
Look, look every since he Hey, ever since you can
hold up the wallet and know and mother's getting paid. Hey,
the big team been running this ship. And right, anybody
seen that movie Money Talks? Who said that money talks?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Because hey, because Bright was over there and you he
the man su MISSI all up that why and say, hey, come.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Over here, we got that money, come over here, and
you're gonna come over here and play with us. And
that bubble that bubble jump he can't the Michigan let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Hey, so hey reading we that's I got our teams captured.
For who we have going to the tournament. I would
ask for any closing thoughts before we finish up here today,
and uh, before we close things out, anybody got any
final words about the Big ten and in our sliction today?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
I got I got something. I got something real quick,
real quick. Nobody mentioned Washington. What do you'll think about this?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Nothing? No, at least a winning record, nothing.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Solid yang.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I look to the schedule, seven games, eight and four,
eight and four. I thought they was I got nine.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Yeah, they got a pretty good offense, the Mark Williams.
I think it's gonna be a stunted quarterback.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
They got actually that boy is actually really yet last
year BROUGHTHI me in a couple of times he actually
that quarterback is right, He actually is pretty good.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Okay, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
I knownco gonna be on the hot seat this year.
Lincoln Riley. Yeah yeah, if he don't win this year,
he's gonna be in the NFL next year.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
You better, you better have at least a winning season.
You better, you better scratch out seven games.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I think.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah, well go ahead and right up the NFL because
he scratching. And I told I told Eric earlier, who's
in trouble that rolling the boat?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Ship that in trouble? Is your too? A Minnesota the boat? Yeah,
I'm my brother's keeper ship.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Trouble.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
They definitely ten games. Who you got everybody at high
got the games. You got everybody out here.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Twelve games console.
Speaker 7 (49:07):
I really haven't winning eight games, but they could. They
got a good defense. I think their office is going
to be a quarterback in the run game. Beat can
do something over there.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Nephew, here ship row the boat the Boatphew, nephew. I
thought you told me you don't drink that much because
you sound junkers hair right now drink telling about minutes, game.
Speaker 7 (49:37):
For off, last one, go ahead, Nebraska winning nine games. O,
hell no, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, that's it. That's it. Homes J you ain't doing ship. Yeah. Hey,
and with that, we're out.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
You heard that last week. We don't need to we
don't need to bore you. What's this bullship talking about? Hey,
we'll see it. We'll be here to see if you're
right here. We're gonna be inviting you back for the season,
and hoppy, you're here the next three weeks, so we
get we're gonna get plenty of you. We're gonna Hey,
good job today, good insight, good picks. Hey, we're gonna
close this out. How do we always do it?
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Baby? Like subscribe? He Report twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Bam right, baby, Blue coming say Detroit, And we said blue?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
What up though? Here we go?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
No name of dads in what up though?
Speaker 7 (50:26):
What up?
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yo,
Take Off, Off, put up, though, go to the Hood Report.
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Speaker 2 (00:54):
Because tonight we're going to start our series of colle
Its Power four conferences. Then we're gonna do that a
large and then we're going to name who are Twisteam
playoffs and eventual champions. But tonight we're focusing on the
big tin, which is why I'm wearing big motherfucking blue.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We have someone joining us tonight. We have a resident
expert on the college game. Eric is joining us tonight.
He's gonna spit some some college knowledge here, but I
think he's gonna bring a nice little statistical information to
the platform and he's gonna be with throughout the entire series.
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So Eric, welcome on. Look forward to hearing your insight,
look forward to hearing your take. Hopefully you you got blue,
you have blue, but problem. We're gonna be in your ass,
all right. That rules are the same as we've done
in the past. We're going top five teams in the
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conference to one. You name your teams, you give your
your details to support it, you can, you can give
the record you think or not up to you. And
then at the end, you're going to say, amongst those
five teams, who's going.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
To make it into the twelve teen playoffs. We're going to.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Capture and hold those because the nd and the end,
after we finish each of the conferences, we're gonna have
a total list, and then we're gonna go through and
see who everyone picks their eventual champion. And with that
we're off. Ready, set the big ten goals tonight. We
have you getting a start at Q run that ship,
all right, all right, all right, what's up everybody?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Welcome back and the road. Let's go back do it alright,
all right?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Starting off number five, Baby, my boys in blue ain't
gonna like this. They ain't not gonna like this, They
not gonna like this. But I'm gonna show a little
love to the fact though part of the state, Oh
please show little love to the back door party state
and I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna put that back
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door party the state which is Michigan State and number
five wasted.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sparty ain't ship.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's hey, Hey, we got fam that went to Michigan
State and I got friends with saying, I'm gonna say
it to them. Hey, sorry Daria, sorry everybody else. Sparty
ain't ship, but you picked them. Let's go, hey, hey, hey, hey,
what what about what about it?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We got?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
We got they got a good quarterback coming in. You know,
let's let's see what he can do. You know what
I'm saying, I'm we're gonna throw a little love, moving on,
moving on, it gets no love on mine. You know,
I hate this. You know you know this. This is
still keeping it close to home and a team we
probably don't like that much. This is gonna be my number.
My number fourteen is the Illinois. Yeah, Illinois, Illinois. Due
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to their schedule and look at what's going on, I
can see that they have a nice easy way to
uh to be up there at the top.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So easy ass schedule.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They only play Ohio State, so they miss out on us,
they miss out on Oregon. You know, they miss out
on all the top tier teams, and you know, and
in saying bag they wait through. You know they're gonna
over two games, shy ass quarterback they got all right,
all right, we are we picking what we think the
records are. We just gonna lead out. You can records
(04:27):
if you want to. Okay, okay, okay, Well I gotta
finish in eight and three, you know, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Moving on number three. Oh my god, the tweeting this
is gonna make a big part of our relationship. You
got this fucking team any higher because I don't want
to deal with them no more.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I can't stand on big name the fuck guys. Yeah,
that's right. I got them going nine three.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm thinking they can't go no high. They're not so
defending champions. They ain't defending.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Nobody backs.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They bring it back is a wide receiver, Jamiir Smith.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I won't say. But you're bringing a new quarterback, so
you know, you know, they got a good system and
they always seem to be there boy from Alabama that
they couldn't play on in Alabama. They're gonna bring in
a reject from Alabama. Okay, okay, Moving on my number
two team, and this is another team that has they
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get the cake walk through the through through through the
Big Ten this year. But they are the only team
at the top of the top of the Big Ten
that is returning their starting quarterback and both of their
uh and and they're starting backfield. So with that being said,
we're gonna get him eleven and one him Penn State.
(06:08):
They got the weak ass, got him one.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He got him ship that one.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know, they got a week schedule. Mark, Come on,
that's why they should be one. What'd you say, Eric?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They got him pretty easy to tell them that, Yes
they do.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Thank you for backing that up. Yes, I don't want to.
I don't want him now. I can't believe I gotta
put him that hat.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
But they that's why it should be one.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Tweety don't start that ship that damn schedulewet tweety to
it right off the ESPN doc kind right he did?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I say, bullshit? They talking?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
So I hear you go ahead, Okay, who number one?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No number one?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Look around you, tweety, look around you, tweety. Hey, you
gotta say that, right, you gotta say it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Let's day what.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
A freshman quarterback?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The number one, the number one or cool quarterback in
the country.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
He's still a freshman.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The ball out, Hey, Cam Newton part you're right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Cam Newton's still a freshman.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, we got Ashman.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
He gonna make some mistakes.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
He is, he is still That's what we got. We're
gonna cover. He got the best defense in the big team.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That is.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Exactly that is gonna carry us through the tough the
early game. Get his groove and when he get his groove,
both of them together, and hey, is part of time
in Michigan. Baby, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
We got a point, you got point.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But but here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I got them finished eleven and one two.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Crazy, they're gonna win the division.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
That it was crazy and then what right now that
you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You're gonna hear a lot of that on here tweeting
that day. That's my five.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
We go blue all day around for you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah right, okay, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You got going to the going to the to the
twelve team playoffs.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Your your top five. Uh, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm gonna give the the Roe Michigan down anyway, but
pen State, I'm I'm gonna put Penn State in there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, we got we were picking three out of this one.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Now, may you think you think it's gonna make me
think don't go? Yeah, I think I think I'm gonna
I'm gonna take two out of this one. I'm gonna
take too, I'm gonna take those two teams.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Misket.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, you know they was thinking about putting the foe
in there. Let's let's let me put one more make
let's not mean a rocket. Let me let me get
let me get Ohio.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Nine three. We might get four teams in there.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But all right, well at quin before we critique, I
slipped on that one.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
The only yet, I mean, i'll only I got is
you didn't put Organ in there. Organ got a horrible scale.
I mean they got an easy as schedule. They don't
play Misket or House State.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So let me put Oregon down as
a playoff team.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Thought, Organ, are you rearranging your five to put orgon in?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You want to put in that's four? Okay, okay, all right,
that was the critique. That was That's the thing I
was gonna say to a lot of blue man, a
lot of blue in you, I think you give it
too much charity to a Mischigan take and the ain't
gonna be ship party mission state. You we corrected your
organ and got your organ in there because is gonna
be a team with the with the schedule they have
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scheduled about the easiest as state. So you know, but
over the fact that you got blue with top, Hey,
you got my support.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Bullshit, he got he got. He got Michigan at top
Penn station be a top go blue.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Baby schedule.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
At the top. I'll get that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I can't come on, let's go, let's go next. We
got next, up, we got on. He's gonna go through
his he's gonna kick his knowledge. He's gonna tell you
who he's picking for the Big ten, and then who's
going to go into the twelve team playoffs?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Eric running all right.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Let's go coming into number five. I got bill Man Illinois.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, then brings back a pretty solid quarterback in Altmyr.
They're always every year and they have a schedule that
is very very easy. They only play they got to
play on the road at Washington and they got.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
A game at Duke.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Outside of that, I don't any team that could be
Illinois Illinois may be a playoff team, a sneaky playoff team.
Defense his first week might be his motherfucker last week,
but a right number four, I've got Ohio State. Okayio,
(11:44):
I think Ohio State lost way too much. They did
a bunch of players, that's one thing, but to lose
both of your coordinators, that that is.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Huge effects of losing Jim Knowles such an elite defensive
mind that they're going to feel that in the early
part of the season.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
They are going especially since they got Texas in the
Week one.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
If they're betting person now like me, bet Texas. No
matter what.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Texas, it wasn't the favorite in that game. Not to mention,
they got Michigan. They got Michigan on the road, they
got Penn State at home, and they got a couple
of sneaky games and they're don't look now, but at
Illinois could be pretty good. That could be a pretty
good game, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
About the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
About their quarterback step.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
In, I gotta see it to believe it.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
With Julian saying you got very minimal playing time last year,
I don't think I've seen him take many snaps last year.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I got to see it the believe with him. He
for all I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, big guy, we've got
the first two? What you got for three? Three and
three and running to one.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Y'all are gonna hate this one.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Y'all going, hey, we're gonna gonna you may drive.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I believe in you, all right?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
A third?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Take the shirt off, the shirt off, like the shirt
off started? That quarterback again again, number one player in
the country.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
He a freshman.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Who are you gonna throw it to you? Though?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who are you gonna we have?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
We have to return, but we ain't got nothing else
proven back. We got a true freshman and receiver. We
have a small guy and we don't have much talent
at receiver.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
To be pretty good. That could be elite.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
But yes, there are going to be some There are
gonna be some growing pains. There are gonna be some troubles.
We got Oklahoma in week two on the road, and
that's a loss that can be okay, Yeah, we got
USC on the road.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That that game is gonna be tricky, overlooked at USC again.
That game is going to be sneaky.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
We whooped the ass last year and there last year,
and we have nobody at quarterbacks done so well played
on the West coast.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, all right, all right, So where you got Michigan
fish record? Michigan, you gotta give me a record.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
What's the record?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Michigan ten to two?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh, that's still. But I don't agree with with your
losses anyway, is not bad. I won't go.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Okay, all right, I got Oregon at two. Oregon, I
got Organ second. I like what they're doing up there,
but again, I gotta see it to believe it. Out
of Dante more. But I think it's gonna be more.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
He played a little bit in last year. He was
he was hitt and miss. He had some good games,
he had some bad games.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Was when he was at U C l A. And
now they're going to utilize the best out of them.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
We'll see. That's short, that short pass.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
The game ship there. Only toughest games are at Penn
State and that Iowa.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
I think they can beat Iowa. But I don't know
about that Penn State game. It's early enough in the
season where Pen they could catch him slipping.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
All right, Uh, what else? You got anything else to
say about Oregon?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Not much? Else.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I expect for the defense to be solid. It was
a liability last year, especially in that Rose Bowl game.
It was that was probably the worst game I've seen
Oregon play defensively.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Mm hm give it. Being down by that much at
halftime is agregious.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They lost a lot of skill players too.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, Evan Stewart's not playing. He's out with an injury.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They lost a lot. They lost a lot to the
drafts and otherwise. So we'll see. You know, all right,
what you got for number one? We already know. I think,
all right, my god, I can't wait for this ship.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh I can't wait for this already know Okay, okay, okay,
you already know the number one who I got pen State?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You know what, take the shirt off, take that even
you know what.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'll even go so far to say this. I think
they make the National title game this year.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my god, No, you are what you are? Funny
You're coming out.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
This is.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But I feel like this is did you weday? This
is the coach? Did you come here?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Did you hey?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Did you hear did you come here? The top stories?
Or you try to get a stand a comedian? No, No,
I'm real, real, Okay, it tells why Martin tell does why?
Here tells why why do you get piss all right?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Their top fifteen returning production, including it at three thousand
yard quarterback, two thousand rushing to two thousand yard running
back to two lungs. Yeah, Allen and Nick Singleton both
rush for one thousand yards last year. Yes, they have
a pretty very easy schedule. Their only toughest games are
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hosting Oregon, at Ohio State and at Iowa.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
But I'm not ty in Iowa, so they're gonna beat that.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Yeahowa, Ohio State the only toughest game they have. They
got Oregon at home, and they're gonna be looking for
revenge after that Big Ten title games.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, I thought I'd do that.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
You did.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
They're pretty state defensive line. They were turned some studs
of linebacker, some studs of safety. They've got a really
good receiver coming in from Syracu, so Aler had somebody
to throw it to. Finally, outside of the some of
the receivers they already have, they are sixty fifth. Oh
my god, they are four teams from returning offensive production.
(18:53):
If you look at the last two national title winners,
who were both Big Ten teams. Michigan was four, Ohio
State was sixty fifth, but they plugged in a lot
from transfer portal classes about exact same thing not mentioned.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
They got cold Nikki coming back. They plucked Jim Knowles
for that defensive.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh my god, I got a lot of research on.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
This time.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hey, important that I got a quarter stands.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Hey, so you got to be up there because we're
gonna open it up to critiques.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Like a mother, I'm gonna say. All I'm gonna say
is I'll end it with this. You heard it here
first when you see a pen Satan and the natty yain.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Never had con never had Yeah, revoke your past. But
I think Martin shop to beat the response. Did you
give it to him first? So all right, so positives. Hey,
they got a good quarterback coming back like you, like
you mentioned, they got it. They got a big time
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recruited from Syracuse that receiver to replace the ones that
they lost.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
And I ain't gonna lie. Their defense is solid as hell.
The last couple of years, it's been solid as hell.
They have been one of the best teams on paper.
I'm telling you, Penn State is really legit on paper.
But you know, what but you know, motherfucker what they
had a boo and coach again he goes bowl it.
(20:26):
Let me mad a couple of numbers with this clown
versus top competition, we're the top ten of the twenty
games for the top ten record is aria and I
know you know it.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's three and seventeens. This game does not win the
big gags. I will never take Franklinship stop it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I agree it's best saying, but it ain't gonna happen State.
I hope they do. I wouldn't mind it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think on Howisin gonna find a way to beat them.
They are one in nine regal Hollo State, that's number day.
I always found that just like just like two years
ago when when i'm herball, they just been at herball
right before the game versus Penn State and they threw
shamar and more in there, and he's still went there
into Penn State and beat Penn State.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
You know, wreg a ship.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I agree that I argue what you got because you
you you you discredited the team you got your shirt on.
But but but you know, you know, I get you
gave so much for Penn State, but you just walked
over Michigan. You ain't you you know, third place and
whoop woo woop be kept on rolling? What what what
about our boys? You didn't give him nothing for the
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best defense. You're not giving them enough credit. You killed
in that offensively. Offensively. I think Michigan has at least.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
A year to go.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
But I'm not saying.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
I'm not saying Michigan is gonna be this terrible team. No,
they're gonna be good. I have them in the playoffs
this year.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay. You think that's overstepping them, then I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So you got go ahead, go ahead. You can't be
wearing that shirt man and put these boys in third place. Man,
that just don't fly, right, man, we can't do it
like that. I'm gonna burn night. Hey, So who's your
playoff team there? Who's going to playoffs?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Got Penn stated eleven and one. I got Oregon at
eleven and one. Michigan and Ohio stayed at ten and two.
But because of how they how that win against how
they win against Penn State, I think they get in
over ten to two.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Illinois.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay, okay, all right, that's not that sounds Hey, you
have fourteen going to the playoffs. Quentin, you have fourteen
like the same fourteen, so that lines up just to order.
Your orders all fucked up here, But you know that's
all I'll say. I think your orders sucked up. I
think you came on the show. You came on the
Hood Report wearing the wrong fucking shirt for the ship
you was talking about. Like Quentin said, you glossed over Michigan.
(23:29):
And he spent all that time time my Pennce State.
So I didn't tell you as a kid, he's a
closet Penn State fan. Oh and I always wanted to
go to white out party.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, well you should have worn a pens State shirt.
Goddamnit shirt.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Did well, y'all pay attention when he was talking, Did
y'all pay attention? Okay, whatever he's talking, that's some good ship.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Whatever. All right, hater to go, move over. We got
we move on to Martin, Martin, we got you going
and run your list. Y'all better listen this ship, y'all
better listen. You know I'm the big ten man around
this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Let's go at number five and number Well, well, first
let me just talk about the bottom feaers, because I mean,
you know, the same team is gonna be at the
bottom Perdue, Michigan State is gonna be on the fucking bottom. Hey,
up Western on the bottom. Hey, they shouldn't be used
to it because they're always there. So Fox Party, let's
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keep it going. At number five, Illinois Illinois.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Illinois had a good year last year that they won
ten games last year. Now, they did lose two of
their best skilled players and one of which of the
Broncos I know. I don't want to mention that though,
but they so they lost their receivers, they have a
they have a they have.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
A good coach.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I see them coming in and their schedule is not
that bad. So I really see Illinois at being number five. Yes,
they're gonna be number five. At number four, it's gonna
be average every team and it's gonna be Penn State
and number of.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Number let's tweet. But but they will lose. They will
lose to Oregon and they're gonna lose No hoose State.
I mean, they all lose Hi State. So when we're
gonna talk about that state and that's the losses. Besides that,
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they we don't have no other tough no other tough games.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I think so.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
But I mean, but let's say, let's say has a
good team. So don't get a tweets I'm talking bad
about Penn State.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Penn State has a good team, great quarterback, I mean
good quarterback, good, they have good.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
President, and.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
About the Syracuse receiver coming in, he's good. So they
have a very good defense. They deal was good last
couple of years. So no, Penn State has a good team.
But I just think with pregnant at coach, you ain't
gonna win nothing. So there they are number four, at
number three. It's that team that I hate the most.
(26:07):
It's the team I hate the most. I hate these motherfuckers.
It's Ohio State buck eys. The Ohio State buck guys
will finish at number three because they can't be Michigan.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
We don't see that. We don't flip this, we don't
flip the script, and they can't be Michigan. Four straight
going on five, it will be five this year. But
they're gonna turn up a season. But they're gonna turn
up a season taking an ass hicket. Texans gon go
in there and whoop their ass. Texans gonna go on
there and they're gonna whoop. Ohio State says so. But
(26:39):
but we have a side of season. But they will
lose to Texas and they're gonna lose the Michigan. They
have a couple of tough games here and there, but
I still think, yeah, they gonna be at number three,
at number two, at number two, I'm going with Oregon.
I'm going with Oregon because of the schedule. Oh my god,
(27:01):
their schedule at all. They don't play miskan or Ohio State,
and see they play and and and then they play
Avery's favorite team, the team they don't set up in
big games in state.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So the schedule, they gonna walk right to whut they
gonna You don't win, no white out.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
There could be a whiteout, blue out, you can bring
back carry Collins conor on anybody.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
They're gonna lose that game because they don't win big games.
I told you, I told you Frank was regular earlier.
They don't win big games.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
So, but Oregon really don't have a Their schedule is
is probably the easiest schedule in the conference. They're toughest game.
Can they play think they play you know, they won't
play Illinois either, so Ohio, miskits or Illinois. They play Indiana,
which which got lucky last year, and they end up
making the playoff.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I don't know how that happened. But USC Washington, their.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Schedule is horrible, so that's why they they will They
will be number two. They trying to get they trying
to get lineing in the championship. Yeah yeah, but at
number one, at number one, it's these boys in Bloom.
I'm gonna tell you your last year, last year with
our defense and then the way we ended and what
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we got coming in, our is gonna be on the hook.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I gonna be the best, probably probably the best in
the country, the best.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
All the way.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Eric, I don't learn, Yeah, you learn about that defense
Alabama him got Trey Williams from Clemson. Tell them about saying,
there's gonna be good. If you remember last year the
last couple of games, best quarterback didn't play, but our
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defense and the back stepped up big time. And these
guys are gonna be starting to every game with that
D line because Dan controlled the game with our secondary
and that D lin I do don't get the.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Hook, but then I'm amazing, I'm begging on. It's gonna
be that boy bear in Underwood. This boy, Yeah he's
a fresh he's a freshman. But guess what, some motherfuckers
come in and they are the man. And I'm just
thinking him to be the man because he does it everything.
He reads the field really very well. That's what his
strong suits. He read the field very well. He has
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a strong arm, he can move in the pocket, he
gets from he.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Does everything, sir with Blair under right Underwood, I'm sorry,
right under Sure we're gonna mischief.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Will be from Michigan, Michigan from the West Coast. He
Michigan them.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
From Yes, Okay, okay, this ain't no.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
West Coast n l V or or transplant motherfucker mother
from from the d playing in the motherfucking d Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yep, yep, and so okay.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So with that being said, Michigan number one of my
big ten standings for show no doubt me.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I got.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I got four teams coming out of the big ten
for the playoffs, I got four teams.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I got.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I got Eric's boys, Penn State because because they playing
we scheduled, because they don't pay nobody to but they
don't pay miss Ohio State.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I got.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I got Penn State. I got Oregon. I got Ohio
State making it again, and I got, of course the
boys and.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Big motherfucking mess. Go all right, hey, twee, did you
go first? Eric? Did you go second? Critique list? Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
It's all bullshit, It's all bullshit. Yeah yeah, y'all know
Penn Steak gonna win that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What the last time?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
So this this ain't got nothing else to say?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay, that's what you know. That's what you don't like
about it? Okay, all right, Herry, what you gonna say
about the list.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Is Oregon ain't beating Penn State, not in the white
not at night.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
No, let me, let me wait, let me, let me,
let me, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Let me and in the more time three and seventeen
where it's top ten teams three and seventy, yeah, whitey.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Following that?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Damn all right, all right, let's go, hey, cue what
you got anything? Yeah, Mark yep, I got, I got
a big problem with with your ship, you know what,
you know what the fuck? I got a problem with
what's that you call Ohio State? Ohio State?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Buck eyes? Motherfucker them some funck eyes? What you ever
call them? Bitches? The I got problem with your list?
Everything else is Gucci. Baby. I love the Michigan State stuff.
I mean the bitch that stuff I love. I love
the business, say stuff too.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
The only reason why, the only reason why I call
him the buck guys. And I'll be honest with you.
I mean you gott give him credit one another championship.
I'm sorry, Yeah, I mean, hey, ask for life. Yeah hey, no,
no critiques for me.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I love the list. I think you hit on the money.
I have nothing nothing to say about it. It's close
to what I got. So hey, we can roll tweety
your baby, go ahead running, here we go. This is
where it gets colorful.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Color.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
All right, you got you my honor, my honorable mention.
Michigan man, you're.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Gonna honorably get your ask show mother.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
As bad as Eric. You want to be the new
fourth members of this motherfuckers.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
You as all season long. Go ahead, my number five
going to the bulls ship Indiana.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yea, and there they eleven to two last year, every team,
every team they played on bamba.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Next year and they're.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Gonna go again. They played, they got to ask the play.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
They got the same competition this year. The because are
not that tough. So they're gonna do it again.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
They're gonna do it again. They're gonna run the table.
They might be ten to two this year again. Number
four Ohio State. Ohio State.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
They number four because you know, they lost they lost
their coordinators, like like Eric said, they lost chip Kelly,
they lost their difference coordinators. So and they lost their
quarterbacks and he received and stuff like that. So they
they lost that. You fucked, yes, talking about the Lions.
(34:16):
It's different than college.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
College.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I'm just I just drawn paralletls there that ship. Yeah,
let me walking down, gonna.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Meet that to night.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
You're right, you're right, lose coordinator, you're done, all right.
Number three Illinois, I got Illinois.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I won't want you two I teams and your two five. Okay,
let's go past that ship, past that crooked eye.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I'm not I'm not passing nothing. It's all mine. It's all.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
This is wild.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Number Number two is Oregon, the West coast. We gotta
you know, stay on the west. We gotta do orgon
arguing is number two.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
You know that.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Everybody, like everybody said, soft schedule, everything good, So I
give them. I give the number two in this in
this uh big ten so a right and number one.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
You know, you know the.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Quarterback, he going top five in the draft, right board.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Ship the draft wasted pick.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I'm sorry, he going top five.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
So it's gonna be Penn State. You know they got
a running game. Pence State got a running game and
the defense. So y'all know who they're gonna be there.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
They gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Had it last year too, you know it was there,
still young, they coming back so now they yeah, yeah, yeah,
he gets another year of growth and everybody coming back together.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Oh yeah, they're gonna be Like Eric said, they're gonna
be there. Yeah, they gonna be.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, its going He's still there.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Nice, still there.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Okay, Yeah, today that you know gonna be who's that
statica Martin about top teen competition three.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
And seventy.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Three Martin?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, yeah, the worst year you're gonna get.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, yeah, you can probably get five, six, seven, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Y'all know.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Ohio State gonna be this year, right, y'all know, Ohio
State gonna be Michigan this year.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
And everything America. You can just throw this for the
list out, but go ahead and give us his playoff teams.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Oh my playoff team I got, I got Penn State, Oregon, Ohio,
Ohio state that just got three.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Okay, alright, well, well we open this one up for
for for a follow up and for what you got.
Now I can see why his dirty ass got on
that fucking white tonight. Thought he's gonna come out here
with a white out on and go with that Penn
State ship. You done lost your mind today, tweety Michigan
(37:42):
as an honorable mention? Is you just out that we
are gonna eat you alive all season for that one, sir,
I am looking forward to it. Thank you for putting
that gasoline down, because we're gonna light a fire under
your ass this week.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
That's all I got to say about the list. That's
all I got to say. I can't wait for the
see go ahead and Mark you want to you want
to hit this away? Yeah, he fucked up with Illinois
and Indiana. He got his mother.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Teams look sorry, teams like Indiana. They had one good
lucky in the year last year.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
But guess what, they're coming back to motherfuckering reality this
year and they're gonna be probably at the bottom of ship.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So I don't know what Indiana. Illinois is decent? Is
a chance because their schedule is not that bad. And no,
they're not that bad. But Indiana, no, Indiana nowhere near
the time, nowhere near. I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
That what they said last year. Okay, all right, Eric,
he agrees with you. You what you gotta say about
Liz all right.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
I don't think Indiana is gonna be top five in
the Big CHAM. They're gonna have a good team. I
like kurtaining that, but that their their schedule is just
way taller than it was last year, said losing three
four games that year.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Yes, Other than that, you're Ohio State pick Ohio State
beating Michigan.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
I'm sorry that.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
They couldn't beat us in their own building with a
quarterback who threw for sixty three yards. If they if
they couldn't be Significan's worst team almost twenty years, then
how do you expect that they traveling to an arbor
with none other coordinators still.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
There in beating Michigan? Who I think it's going to
be well improved.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Thank you, Hey, you made up for a little bit
of your earlier bullshit. I think you work, you're trying
to work yourself back into the family mother. But yeah,
I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna say that Michigan's offense
could not be any worse than it was last year.
That offense was the worst Michigan offense we've seen since
twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yep, Yeah, absolutely agree. Quarterback absolutely.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Be pretty good.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Let's get the motherfucking drum roll. I'm gonna go ahead
and round us up and wrap this motherfucker up. Hey,
and I'm gonna give America what they want. I think
everybody else kudos to the other lists. I thought very
well informed, very well intended, but it's that hot shit
now coming in at fifth place on my easy fucking schedule.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Don't like the quarterback, but I think the program is
headed in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
So I think with the with the combination of a
week schedule and with them getting the program back on
and with Bill about getting the team back on track,
I think Illinois is going to finish up in fifth place.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I got Illinois going about ninety.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Three, eight and four somewhere around there was where rather
than gonna be at, They're going to be better, but
they're not going to be upper echelon better. Next as
a couple of people already hit is you lose You're
off of the coordinator, You lose your defensive coordinator. You
got a little bit of hangover from last season. You're
(41:04):
coming to this season punch drunk. You get hitting the
motherfucking mouth week one, and I think you don't recover
all season, not enough to be in the upper upper
eche line of the division. So I'm gonna tell you,
Ohio State, fuck eyes will be in fourth place.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
In my in my he got it. I don't see
him doing no better than that.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I think you got You got a suspect quarterback coming
in from Alabama that didn't play buch last year.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
We lost a lot of skilled players. You lost a
lot of freendom players. On defense. You have two pretty
good with the portal, but still not enough.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
You're starting over, and I think Ryan Day is gonna
have a hard, a hard night, a couple of hard
nights this year. Ohio State, they're gonna be in fourth place.
So I almost forgot just to gloss over the overall division.
All them bitches at the bottom we don't even to
talk about. But I'm gonna talk about David Sorry as
real quick, Wisconson ain't.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Gonna be shit.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
They can't never throw the Michigan State ain't gonna be
shit because they ain't never shit. Purdue ain't been ship
since Drew Brees left. So fuck all of them. We're
gonna talk about We're gonna be back on track and
talk about these teams. Is gonna make a difference in
the conference? Next third place? Great, great team. I think
they have some great returning players. They probably have as
(42:21):
as Eric eloquently touched on earlier, they have the best
returning starters.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Of anyone in the Big Ten. But guess what the
coach is returning to.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
So fuck Penn State in third place because I can't
trust him in the big game.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I will never trust Franklin the big game.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
And Franklin's one of those guys where he's got to
prove it to me before I buy in that right guy.
So I hate to say it, but he's a yellow motherfucker,
so he ain't really black. So anyway, I can't put
Penn State at the top of the list because I
just don't trust him enough.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I don't see it happening. Franklin will find a way
to fuck it off.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Next, easy fucking schedule. Like I said, they trying to
wyn to give a championship to the Landing.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
But so they lay down, how are you a power
team and one of the upper excellent teams period in
the country and you come in you don't have to
play Ohio or Michigan, Like, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
That Penn State.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
They the one big, the one the upper excellent team
that you can beat because they don't show up big games,
you don't have to. That's some bullshit. But I think
Oregon because of that, they're gonna finish in number two spots.
I think they do get beat by Oregon State this year.
Oregon State moves. I think Oregon State in the Civil War,
(43:39):
actually beats.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Them this year.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, early over the season, Oregon is their first loss,
then last, and certainly not leave.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Last, and certainly not leave last, and certain that least.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Is them boys from ann Arbor, motherfucking blue first place.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
All day.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
And the reason why I say it is, hey, hey, hey,
you made it back to the portrait.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
The reason why I say it is this eight returning
started on the best defense in the conference eight one, two, three, four, five,
not five, six, not six. My seventh eight eight, returning
started on defense, and they retooled and brought in the
boys Market said earlier, I wanna go through it from
taking time, but brought in a nice complement of players
(44:32):
behind that. So we're still too deep on our defensive line.
And you know the pressure we bring on the defensive line,
watch out for the boys blue. The defense canna be
out of control. And we have the number one, not
the number one, the number one quarterback coming into college
this year under rights Underwood. Not an air plant from
the West coast. This old motherfucker grew up in the
(44:55):
east in Michigan, Bellevue, Bell, Michigan, right up the road
from Detroit. Tweety case you didn't know, and he's playing
that mischief. Tell you you take that combination that the
fact that Sharon Moore has got to have a breakout
year this year after.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Last year's bullshit. Moore, No, the pressure is on, so
he's gonna bring this boy in. He got that.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We got a new offic the coordinator, which is important,
so he do you have to cut the boy loose
and to make it happen. We got we've got two
good running backs, so don't sleep on who we got
coming in. Who we are coming in and running the
bolly too. We always got running backs. We got two
more this year, the duties, and we're gonna in the
first place in the conference. And we're gonna whoopio ass.
(45:38):
Anybody talking about a five in a row this year.
We make it the standard thing around here.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
We're just.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
We're gonna keep We're gonna keep it. Right, you said, whoop?
Who asked you whooping?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Ohio his ass?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
That's right, that's right. Hey, if you turned on late,
we're talking about these boys right here.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
We go to the tournament though, and you know why
with that said, my fourth team going to my team
going to the tournament, were gonna get four in.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
We get Michigan first and foremost.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
We're gonna get Oregon, we're gonna get Penn State, We're
gonna get the usual suspect.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
But I'm gonna give you a little clue.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I'm not gonna say we're gonna win it yet, but
Big Ten will win the national championship one again this year,
books right, because we're running this ship. Best coverage of football.
It ain't them South motherfuckers. It's the Big fucking Ten.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Well.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
Look, look every since he Hey, ever since you can
hold up the wallet and know and mother's getting paid. Hey,
the big team been running this ship. And right, anybody
seen that movie Money Talks? Who said that money talks?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Because hey, because Bright was over there and you he
the man su MISSI all up that why and say, hey, come.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Over here, we got that money, come over here, and
you're gonna come over here and play with us. And
that bubble that bubble jump he can't the Michigan let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Hey, so hey reading we that's I got our teams captured.
For who we have going to the tournament. I would
ask for any closing thoughts before we finish up here today,
and uh, before we close things out, anybody got any
final words about the Big ten and in our sliction today?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
I got I got something. I got something real quick,
real quick. Nobody mentioned Washington. What do you'll think about this?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Nothing? No, at least a winning record, nothing.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Solid yang.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I look to the schedule, seven games, eight and four,
eight and four. I thought they was I got nine.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Yeah, they got a pretty good offense, the Mark Williams.
I think it's gonna be a stunted quarterback.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
They got actually that boy is actually really yet last
year BROUGHTHI me in a couple of times he actually
that quarterback is right, He actually is pretty good.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Okay, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
I knownco gonna be on the hot seat this year.
Lincoln Riley. Yeah yeah, if he don't win this year,
he's gonna be in the NFL next year.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
You better, you better have at least a winning season.
You better, you better scratch out seven games.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I think.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah, well go ahead and right up the NFL because
he scratching. And I told I told Eric earlier, who's
in trouble that rolling the boat?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Ship that in trouble? Is your too? A Minnesota the boat? Yeah,
I'm my brother's keeper ship.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Trouble.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
They definitely ten games. Who you got everybody at high
got the games. You got everybody out here.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Twelve games console.
Speaker 7 (49:07):
I really haven't winning eight games, but they could. They
got a good defense. I think their office is going
to be a quarterback in the run game. Beat can
do something over there.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Nephew, here ship row the boat the Boatphew, nephew. I
thought you told me you don't drink that much because
you sound junkers hair right now drink telling about minutes, game.
Speaker 7 (49:37):
For off, last one, go ahead, Nebraska winning nine games. O,
hell no, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, that's it. That's it. Homes J you ain't doing ship. Yeah. Hey,
and with that, we're out.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
You heard that last week. We don't need to we
don't need to bore you. What's this bullship talking about? Hey,
we'll see it. We'll be here to see if you're
right here. We're gonna be inviting you back for the season,
and hoppy, you're here the next three weeks, so we
get we're gonna get plenty of you. We're gonna Hey,
good job today, good insight, good picks. Hey, we're gonna
close this out. How do we always do it?
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Baby? Like subscribe? He Report twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Bam right, baby, Blue coming say Detroit, And we said blue?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
What up though? Here we go?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
No name of dads in what up though?
Speaker 7 (50:26):
What up?
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yo,
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