February 25, 2025 • 33 mins
Lies, cover-ups, and deception—this episode is packed with stories that will make you question everything.
First, a woman who grew up in foster care tells her boyfriend both her parents are dead… only for her very-much-alive father to show up at her doorstep. Was she wrong to erase him from her story?
Then, a mom finds a random pair of sunglasses on the counter. Her 11-year-old son has an answer way too fast—turns out, he’s been covering for his dad’s affair. The ultimate betrayal or just a kid caught in a bad situation?
And finally, a witness to a literal murder is threatened into silence. He never breathes a word… except to the entire internet. What would you do?
Three stories of deception—but one is a lie. Can you spot the fake?
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Welcome back to internet frenzy. Hey guys. I'm Whitney and I'm Joe and we are so excited for this episode
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But first we got to talk about last week's episode. I
Was one of my favorite episodes. I think we have done just when it comes to stories. I thought they were
Absolutely insane. They were they were nutty. They were absolutely there were some heaters for sure
Yeah loose lip-sync ships and who had the fake oh
Oh
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Well, just a little
Recap the first one was opi grip isolated in a strict Catholic household until she found reddit
Second one opi's night takes a sharp turn when in the heat of the moment
His wife moans another man's name yikes
Then opi catches a ride home with his friend's mom only new experience the most terrifying car ride of his life
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And finally a wedding dress shopping trip takes a dark turn when opi runs into her soon-to-be brother-in-law
Which one was the fake? I know which one was the fake. I know which one was the fake and it was absolutely
my story
My story was when opi catches a ride home with his friend's mom
And it was the hit and run basically so fake crazy story fake fake fake that mama is not real
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Judge ept for life for life for life for sure. Well this week's gonna be really good
We're doing three stories and you guys got to figure out which one's the fake generated by chat dbt
And the other two ones are absolutely real
Found on reddit or online on the internet. We're excited. We're gonna jump right in so what's the topic for this week?
This this week is
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Oh, hold on
I remember this week is elite deceit. Oh
Stories about crazy lies. Oh, I love it
So it's open-ended but like not and this the stories are bringing the heat again. So you're not ready for mine
I'm I'm probably not ready for yours
We'll get ready. I guess I'll just go first as you should king. That's right
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Attending
This one comes from best of redditor updates. Am I the asshole for telling my boyfriend? My dad was dead
I asked for
For telling my boyfriend
My dad was dead when he wasn't dead
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Oh my gosh, you ready? Psycho. Yeah, I'm ready. This is pretty recent too. This was just this month
Oh, I 26 f lost my mother to cancer when I was eight and have always had an absent father
I only found out who he was when I was 13 and even then he did not want custody of me forcing me to stay in the
foster care system until I was 18 over my whole life
I've had about five conversations with him give or take. He's kind of a stranger to me
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He appears once in a blue moon to ask for money or something along those lines doesn't really bother me anymore
I've just learned to accept it now, but I don't like talking about it
So to avoid that conversation with people. I usually just say both my parents are dead
Wow
This leads me to a year and a half ago when I had just started dating my boyfriend 25m and like usual
I had just told him my parents were dead, but the other day my dad showed up at my door
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I still don't know how he knows where I live and asked for a hundred dollars
Except my boyfriend was there and he obviously found out my dad was not dead
This led to a long conversation with him that night where I explained the whole situation
He said this was a breach of trust between us since I lied about my dad and that he needed some space to rethink our relationship
But he doesn't think he will leave me. I feel so crappy and that I should have told him earlier
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But I'm going to be honest. I just didn't think so. Am I the asshole?
Oh my gosh
I'm gonna go with y'all. You are that's a year and a half dating someone and they believe your dad is dead
I mean for me, it just shows how much therapy that girl needs like she's has so much trauma
She needs to heal from and like sort through but you know
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Like she's telling him when they first meet like, oh, yeah, both my parents are dead
You know the past year and a half talking like dating
That conversation has come up again a hundred percent and so she's just still lying to her being like I forgot like I
Or like I said that and then we just moved on. We just never revisited it. Yeah, there's no way dang
That's crazy. So there's a couple updates. So we'll read them
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But before we do I will just say it's unfortunate because
You can you can bond with somebody over that like over sharing stuff. It's like, hey, even if it's not ideal
It's like, hey, I have to tell you I lied about something and like here's why
Yeah, you know, like I I hate talking about this because
Like my dad let me stay in foster care like that's yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, I feel bad for her but
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She obviously made the wrong choice. Yes. So the first update short my boyfriend texted me five minutes ago asking me to talk
So we are going to have a full in depth conversation tomorrow after work and I'll update again then with the smiley face feeling good
The Lulu now onto the update my boyfriend told me that all the sudden information
Along with the knowledge. I hadn't told him the truth was very overwhelming
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And he just needed some space to not say the wrong thing
He also said that he got why I lied initially and he wasn't mad that I lied more hurt that I felt like I couldn't tell him about it
He also mentioned that he couldn't be there for me if he didn't know what was going on
The conversation ended in tears and it is the most vulnerable I have been in front of someone
He was very understanding and we have decided to draw a line in the sand and start again if that makes sense
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I've also looked into therapy for my childhood trauma and all in all I'm using this as an opportunity to better myself and heal fully
Thank you all for your kind comments. Oh
Wow, that was actually a reddest story that like ended like that's exactly what you should do
100% because I don't think that boyfriend should just break up with her and be done with her like I don't feel like that
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So I'm glad they're gonna stay together. I'm glad she's getting therapy
That's a good. I like it. It was good. I feel good about that. Yeah, like I'm glad that she
She recognized that it wasn't right. Yeah, and yeah and moving in the right direction with boyfriend who's supporting her
This is the part that I wasn't sure when I should read it, but
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She basically she gives kind of two main points to give context to what she said before
The first thing and this is in response to some comments said I've only given money to my dad once
When I was still desperate for his love and acceptance
But he did not get any money from me this time and then the second point she makes is despite his confusion
My bf stepped in to defend me and get my dad to leave and it was only after my dad left. He asked me about it
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Oh, wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, like to think that he was like
The dad's like dead be kind of like showing up like okay, can I get some money?
and the boyfriend's like
You're back from the grave asking for money like he's obviously thinking like what?
The heck is going on right now? Yeah, and he still was willing to be like nah, buddy. You got to go
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and
Then he started asking questions like okay, what is going on? Why did you lie about this?
So he's a good dude. He has a good dude
Shout out to him and op learning from the mistakes. Yeah, that's a I just feel like that's a big deal
You got to be honest about this personal stuff early on in a relationship. Don't don't build a relationship
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On falsehood. No, definitely not. That's a bad thing to do
Yeah, I've heard I've heard too. No, but for real. I really like that. I think that's a great ending
I can see her side as to why she didn't want to say anything because yeah, like she doesn't ever really see him anyway
And it's hard to talk about but it's time to talk about it open up be vulnerable
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Just that's relationships are made on that
Life is hard life is so hard. It's way better if you can go through hard things with your person
And you have that trust and that like full transparency and just like vulnerability
There's nothing more like better than that like that's really where you truly connect
We've both brought trauma into our relationship and learned and grown together and been vulnerable and we're both
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Still trying
All right, listen that one was a good one
All right, listen that one was a little bit like
You know kind of happy ashen ding. Yeah, I feel good flowers. Yeah
Not this one. Okay. Here we go
This one is going to trigger you
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It triggered me. Oh, no, it's going to trigger the listeners. This one's going to rattle some cages. Okay. I'm ready. All right
Best of red editor updates as well. My husband and son both lied to me. I 34 f
My husband 36 m been married for 12 years
A few weeks ago
My husband said that he has seen another woman handle situations that he didn't think I would be able to handle
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I tried to talk to him about why it bothered me
I tried to talk to him about why it bothered me and he just told me it was a passing comment
And I shouldn't take it so seriously that he had meant to simply compliment her by saying she was handling so much on her own
And he was impressed by it. I told him it was completely unnecessary and hurtful to compare her to me to compliment her
He told me I was being unreasonable and jealous and that he didn't mean anything by it after that
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He didn't say anything else about it. So I dropped it then yesterday when I came home from work
I saw a pair of women's fendi sunglasses on our kitchen island kind of hidden by our fruit bowl
I picked them up and asked my husband who's they were he looked confused and was like aren't they yours?
And I said no our older son who's 11 is sitting at the kitchen table and goes. Oh, those are my friend, alicens
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I took them home on accident. I was immediately suspicious. These are very expensive sunglasses
I know alicens mother and she doesn't seem like the type to let her child bring something worth that much money into school
My son kept insisting they were hers and he had just taken them home accidentally on the bus and he'd return them to her tomorrow
But I said no and that I'd return them to her mother and person so I could make sure they got to them safely
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When I spoke to Allison's mother she confirmed that they weren't alicens and that neither she nor her daughter owned sunglasses like that
When I told my son and my husband this they both feigned ignorance
My son went from saying that he could have sworn they were alicens to well, maybe not
Maybe I don't know who's they are and then my husband said that he does remember taking the sunglasses out of our son's backpack
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He was getting out his lunch stuff. My younger son who's nine just came home and recognized the sunglasses
You're not ready for the name. I'm ready. They are no elves
I was gonna preface this story by saying like
Shout out in advance to a listener
Like you guys might think this is fake because no else name is in it
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I'm not gonna say anything else. They are no elves the woman my husband helps out sometimes
The one who had told me to not be upset over comparing me to her
I'm going to confront him when he gets home. I don't know what to say to him
I feel as though I'm going to immediately burst into tears. Can someone please give me advice on what to say
And also just general advice, please. I never thought I would be in this situation. Oh my gosh
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So, okay, these glasses are no elves shout out and the nine year olds the one that out of it
The nine year olds like oh, I know whose glasses those are those are no elves dad helps no elves sometimes
So what what is he exactly helping with that's what I'm a little confused like so she's over there
Yeah, he'd be just helping her. Yeah, I was like there's no way
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This 11 year old boy dad is already instilling in him this like character flaw of lying
Massive and he's doing it to protect his dad
But also it's like he was a little too good at it, you know, all I had to do was say oh, yeah
Those are my friends. It wasn't planned like it's obviously it's not like we're gonna leave these on the counter
For mom to find it was like the kid literally like
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Unprompted lied. Yeah, that's obviously that's a huge deal. That's a big issue
Yeah, that's a huge issue and it's sad because an 11 year old should not be in a situation to do that ever ever
And therapy therapy therapy therapy therapy
Not only is this dad ruining their marriage by doing the choice like the choice making the decisions that he's making
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But he's also like really damaging his son. Well, that's yeah huge
That's really sad. I wonder like what type of
We love therapy. So I always talk about but I wonder I really wonder what type of
trauma this little kid is gonna
Experience and like have to work through later on in life because of this, you know, witnessing your dad cheating on your mom
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Well, how about taking your parents problems upon yourself? Yeah, like he's
There's no doubt that like there has to be fear you're 11
So you can't fully comprehend all of it. But like you have to think that if you don't lie
You're gonna see your parents get divorced. Yeah
That's they're like protect both of them in different ways. Mm-hmm. That's very complex
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Yeah, that's like, I mean that is
trauma feeling responsible for their issues and like you're just literally you're just along for the ride bud
You didn't do anything
And it sucks because like obviously the mom's naturally gonna be
Upset with the kid like she's like dude, how the frick could you lie to me? I'm your mom
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Yeah, but the dude's just too little. Yeah, he's just a kid even honestly even 16. It's like they're just kids
Yeah, they should not be tasked with being in the middle of their parents relationship in any way
Any way you slice that that's trauma. Yeah, that's the unfortunate reality
I hope neither parent leans on the kids though for like comfort and things like that. That's something that I think is just so wrong
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Yeah
It's and it goes both ways whether it's comfort whether it's anger like don't involve the kids. Yeah kids are kids
They are bystanders that
Yes, there's picking sides or whatever. Yeah, there's not it's like they're just in a crappy situation
And I think too like for this mom for instance like if she
She needs time to like sort through things because that is like a massive blow
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She's obviously not going to be a best version of herself for her children in that moment
She just needs to drop them off at noelle's house for a couple days and then yes
Like hey noelle, can you be the mom I can't be my husband thinks that you're better than me
That's brutal. No, but that comment that would piss me off like and I liked how she worded that
Don't compare me to her just like in your putting me down throughout it
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Just to compliment her that no that's some some women can do the stuff that you're not doing
Like it's like it's crazy. It's like the floors are green on the other side
The floors aren't mopped when you get home like some women can have kids and clean the entire house by the time
I get back from work like noelle does it
I know
Like that. Yeah, it's just I don't know what the context could have been obviously not I think it has to do with like
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Work like she's like a boss babe or something. Maybe I don't know. That's what I'm picturing but possibly
Maybe the update will tell us shut up. Tell me right now. I am so glad there's an update
Yeah, I 34 f and I think this was posted to a different sub and then combined
Don't yawn. Sorry
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Oh
Look who's yawning. Don't compare me and your yawn is 20 times longer. It's because it's real
I 34 f found a pair of sunglasses on my kitchen table
My son who's 11 immediately claimed they were his friends even though it was pretty obvious
They were an adult woman's even after the story began to fall apart
He and his father continued to lie my youngest son nine ended up identifying the sunglasses when he got home
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My husband admitted they were noelle's she's been over there while I was at work
My husband does not realize they were hers. He thought they were mine, which is why he didn't move them
My older son realized who's they were
And immediately which is why he lied about them. He knew I was about to find it all out and was trying to cover
Just sad that's like that really is heartbreaking to me because that kid should not have to do that
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No, my younger son recognized them because apparently they have gone with noelle numerous places on my husband's days off while I was at work
So she's a boss, babe
I don't know what he told my older son
But he told my youngest not to tell me about noelle and her son hanging out with them
Because I would feel bad about being left out because I was at work
I hate this dad bad guy. He is literally not a good person
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I returned the glasses to noelle who seemed horrified. She was under the assumption. I knew about their hangouts
I asked her why did she think I would be okay with this? She looked really confused and told me why would I care if we were separated?
Anyway, I told her we absolutely were not separated. We were very much still together
Apparently my husband told her we had not been together except for co-habitating and co-parenting for months now
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I confronted my husband with this information and he didn't deny it
He apologized but said he had developed feelings for noelle
But didn't want to risk our marriage until he knew if they were true feelings or just attraction
He left the house noelle wants nothing to do with him because now she knows the truth
He lied to her as well and she's furious. I'm speaking to a lawyer today
Not going to speak to him again except through lawyers since I don't have anything else to say to him
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Wow
That is it. Oh my gosh
Okay, but I am relieved to hear that she works because it's like
Because like I just always like feel fearful and bad for people that
Don't they get a divorce and then it's a cam a single mom and I don't have a job
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It's way harder to leave if you can't sustain your own life
100%
Yes, no, that's not like it's uh, I'm just glad she works
It makes me feel a little bit better for her
I'm rooting for her and also I'm so glad she dipped
Yeah, she was like not a second thought. Yeah, and I mean there's a lot there, but to me equal to
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Like I mean, I don't know you can't really put a weight on it
But it just feels really insidious to me that the kids had to be involved in the lying
It's one thing to have an affair. That's horrible
Yeah, but to to involve the kids and have an 11 year old covering for you and like spend the day
Mad at you, bro
And spend the day with an awel and like you have a relationship with this mistress. Well, yeah, and it's like what are they doing?
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They're out going to chuck a cheese like it's so confusing for a kid seeing your dad like putting his armor on another lady
They probably kissed in front of them like I mean, we're just we're grasping at straws
But maybe we're grasping at freaking nothing
And what we know is that what we know is that the dad asked them not to tell the mom which is so effed
That's so messed up. Yeah, that's and he put like a guilt trip on them saying that mom would feel left out
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That's crazy. Look don't make mom have FOMO. It's better off. She doesn't know
Like mom loves going to peter piper pizza if she finds out we're here. She's gonna be sad
She's gonna cry all night long. I feel like that part feels worse
Yeah, it definitely feels worse than like just the affair in general, but maybe I think too
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Reddit has us desensitized to all of that stuff. We've read so many stories. That's like
Childhood trauma hits close to home
But we all have it. We all have our issues and this one in particular for me was like, dude, don't do that
Yeah, don't involve the kid because kid will have to talk about that in therapy when they're 32
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Don't take that out. I'm not
Oh my gosh
I bet they would have to say talk about it in therapy when they're 32 if this happened to them
Yeah, but I just I I wouldn't know but I would put money on like a million dollars just sounds believable
That's it. Okay. Well, I
I am ready for line. This one comes from true off my chest. You are not ready
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Okay, I've been keeping a murder secret for almost 10 years and it's eating me alive
I don't know why I'm posting this maybe just to get it out of my head for a second
I can't tell anyone in real life and it's been sitting in my chest like a brick for years back in 2015
I was living in a pretty bad part of town. I had just turned 20 working a dead-end job
But barely scraping by my apartment was in this old complex where the walls were thin and everyone just kind of minded their business
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It wasn't a bad place, but definitely had some sketchy people one night. I was walking on from work around 11 30 p.m
I took the back way through the parking lot like I always did as I was getting close to my building
I saw two guys arguing near one of the dumpsters nothing crazy at first just loud and aggressive
I remember thinking not my problem and kept walking
Then one of them pulled a gun. It happened so fast. I barely had time to process the guy with the gun
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Let's call him T was someone I'd seen around before just one of those dudes who's always outside always seems to know everybody
The other guy no idea, but he was begging. I mean straight up fleeting for his life
I remember the way his voice cracked that part still haunts me and then
Bang it wasn't like in the movies no dramatic collapse. No final words just a weird jerky movement
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Then he hit the ground. I remember the smell too burnt gunpowder and something else something warm
I should have run I should have screamed but I just froze and then T turned his head and looked right at me
Like that
I don't even know if he knew me but in that moment it didn't matter
We locked eyes and he just stood there for a second staring me down then clear his day. He said you didn't see shit
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I nodded and then I walked inside my building like nothing happened. I'm shocked. He didn't shoot him
I barely slept that night. I kept waiting for sirens for cops to knock on my door for something
But nothing came I checked the news obsessively the next day nothing a few days later
I heard some neighbors talking about a gang thing that happened near the dumpsters
But nobody seemed to know details. It was like it barely even registered and I just
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let it go
I told myself it wasn't my business that calling the cops wouldn't bring the guy back and honestly I was scared
I knew what would happen if word got out that I snitched
I kept my mouth shut moved out six months later and tried to pretend it never happened
But I still see that guy's face sometimes when I close my eyes
I still hear his voice that panic that fear and I have no idea who he was
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No idea if he had family looking for answers in the worst part
I still don't know if I'd do anything differently if I could go back
I just love with it
Oh my goodness that is not chill. I don't know. Maybe it's because I watched too much 2020
How do you not say something? How do you not like I'm shook?
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I get in that moment. You were terrified. I even get sleeping through the night scared someone's gonna come to your house
and yeah, keeping your mouth shut
But when life continues to go on in one or two days past
You should be absolutely going to the police station at that point
Well, it's like I've so many questions like did they find a body? Did tea or whatever? Did he like
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Take him somewhere. There's no update yet. This was posted yesterday. Oh my goodness
And I don't even know if this guy's gonna even do like an update after he hears all the comments because like
You know all the comments are saying you need to go to the cops. Yeah, like go safe. I'm sure
something
So it's like to him. He's never gonna do it. He even admitted like he probably wouldn't do it differently
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If he could go back, which is like the craziest part. I believe of his story
But and so it just makes me think like I wonder I've never lived in like an area like that
I've never lived in like a bad like a bad bad area
Yeah, there's places in the united states even where
Like gun violence is super high like obviously you hear stories of people seeing gang activity stuff like that
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There are people out there that have to carry it around like they see things happen
Yeah, and they do carry it because they there would be repercussions if they marked on somebody
That's a pretty scary. That's a good. That's a very real thing. This doesn't sound so much like that
I mean, he's in a bad part of town, but he's not like it's not some gang initiation or something
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Yeah, very true. And also it's like he sees tea
around but it's not like he's like homies with him or like he's even in the same crowd as like tea
It's just that
And I don't know why tea would trust him not to say anything
I know
That was one thing when I did read this story yesterday when I was looking for one like when he does say like you didn't see
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Shit, I was like, wow. I'm very surprised. That was like his
Reaction to someone witnessing him
Blast some dude. Yeah, I mean, obviously he blasted him and like it's got to be what gang related like
He owed him money or it's
I don't even know but
I mean at this point it could be any freaking thing. Yeah, maybe the killer is like he has a conscious enough to like
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He's not going to just murder some like innocent bystander on the street. Obviously or it's he would have just shot him
Blown OP up before OP even got to read it
Yeah
This was what it was 10 years ago any witnesses to oh, that's what I said, right? Yeah 10 years
So it's almost 10 years in this day and age 2020 is going to be doing an episode on this they're gonna
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The the guy that died his family's been looking for him the whole time
They just barely found a body somewhere and like they're gonna draw this whole big picture and somehow OP's gonna get in trouble for this
I could just tell
OP's gonna get like
linked in
Like
Brought in somehow. I don't know that was nar. I'm sure tea has killed many other people
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In like in the past 10 years. I I want to know from the people that live in those types of hoods or have lived
There before like is this normal?
Is there people in parts of the world that just see things and they just keep their head down and walk away?
Yeah, like they just they just don't want to be a snitch
So they let things slide and it could be something along the lines of like, yeah, I don't want to be a snitch
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But also it's like I don't want to
Get killed or my family, but it's it's all of that right like if you snitch
There's repercussions for that. It's not just the not wanting well. There is that type of like vibe of like I'm no
I'm no snitch like I'm not gonna ever snitch someone else out. Yeah if you're a gang banger
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Oh, well, I part of me thought maybe this guy is like since he is around that town like that side of town and
he like
When the dude was like you didn't see shit
He nodded and then walked inside his building like nothing happened that night. So he like played it cool obviously, but
He obviously knows tea to an extent. Yeah, well you've seen him around
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So that means that he probably is around similar types of people
Oh, what would you do if you saw it? I hit him with one of these. He's like you didn't see
like
zip
Block it
It's going in my pocket dog. Then you would walk away and turn around and there's shit coming down your pants. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, no me. I would probably look at him and say I saw the whole thing bro. He's murdered him
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Oh, really? That's what I'd say and I'd say give me the gun
Give me a tea
Give me that hand it over. I'm taking you to your mom and then I just put the gun on him. No, I'm just kidding
That's horrible. Wow. I hate myself
um
No, but I would tell him give me the gun
No, you wouldn't bring my mom voice out. Give me the gun right now
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And then I would grab it, but then all the fingerprints are on my hand and then I could get arrested
I'll say I'll take the fall
Just go away tea
Like tea. I ain't no snitch
I'll take it. I'll take one for the team bro. I was here. I shouldn't have been here
You go I did it
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That took a turn. I don't know where in your mind you're like I'm fixing this situation
That's my trauma guys. I go to fix it mode
Oh, that's so funny tea
Give me the gun bro. Give me the gun. You didn't even shoot him properly. Still alive. See
Okay, no, this is actually really sad
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I mean, there's a dead guy up there that has never been found or noticed and we're over here just like
We're terrible, but no, no, no, here's the thing. There's a lot of those right like there's
There's more of those than we can even count. It's fine. We're not gonna get all all tripped up on that
but the reality is
A vast majority of people would have too much conscience do what OP is done
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Like I cannot imagine witnessing something like that and I'm just soft like I'm just like
Not built for it. If I was a witness to something that gnarly. I'm snitching. I'm gnarling. I'm going to the cops
I don't care what it is if my friends tried to get me to like keep a secret any of it like sorry
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I can't I won't yeah
I'm glad I'm glad you have a conscience. Yeah, I'm not tolerating that like I would I would snitch that's terrifying
If you killed someone and I saw you do it not me them
Tee tea
Tee, I'm turning you in T's return
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Turning you
in on
That's what I would do. He'd like you didn't see shit. I think oh T
He'd like you want to see some shit? I saw and I liked it. That's what I do
cringe you would shoot me for sure
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What you're gross hold on
I'd be like what sick human being gets turned on by that you're done
I'm yeah that I mean, you know you want to know what I would actually do though for real for real for real
Tell me I'll tell you didn't see shit. No you do it. Tell me you didn't see shit
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Oh, if you're listening to the pod she just was she just was the blind person with the cane
like
Be imaginary cane. I simply could not have seen shit sir because I'm blind
It works every time see what way
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Gosh
That's so terrible. How do you know I'm mr. T
I miss now he's mr. T
Oh my gosh
Well, my moral of the story is nobody nobody tried to get me to keep a real secret because I will narc so fast
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I'd keep the secret you would I'm that dog you'd like
To see what bro, bro. I don't even care about that bro. See what no we straight
Mr. T. Damn me up. Stop calling you mr. T
He's mr. T. He's not mr. T. You don't even know who mr. T is. No, I'm just kidding
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You should go do a google search for mr. T. That's how young she is everyone. Who's mr. T? Yeah, just look it up
I'm scared. Mm-hmm. I'm scared scarred
Well, how about that first some deceit? Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it
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Welcome back to internet frenzy. Hey guys. I'm Whitney and I'm Joe and we are so excited for this episode
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But first we got to talk about last week's episode. I
Was one of my favorite episodes. I think we have done just when it comes to stories. I thought they were
Absolutely insane. They were they were nutty. They were absolutely there were some heaters for sure
Yeah loose lip-sync ships and who had the fake oh
Oh
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Well, just a little
Recap the first one was opi grip isolated in a strict Catholic household until she found reddit
Second one opi's night takes a sharp turn when in the heat of the moment
His wife moans another man's name yikes
Then opi catches a ride home with his friend's mom only new experience the most terrifying car ride of his life
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And finally a wedding dress shopping trip takes a dark turn when opi runs into her soon-to-be brother-in-law
Which one was the fake? I know which one was the fake. I know which one was the fake and it was absolutely
my story
My story was when opi catches a ride home with his friend's mom
And it was the hit and run basically so fake crazy story fake fake fake that mama is not real
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Judge ept for life for life for life for sure. Well this week's gonna be really good
We're doing three stories and you guys got to figure out which one's the fake generated by chat dbt
And the other two ones are absolutely real
Found on reddit or online on the internet. We're excited. We're gonna jump right in so what's the topic for this week?
This this week is
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Oh, hold on
I remember this week is elite deceit. Oh
Stories about crazy lies. Oh, I love it
So it's open-ended but like not and this the stories are bringing the heat again. So you're not ready for mine
I'm I'm probably not ready for yours
We'll get ready. I guess I'll just go first as you should king. That's right
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Attending
This one comes from best of redditor updates. Am I the asshole for telling my boyfriend? My dad was dead
I asked for
For telling my boyfriend
My dad was dead when he wasn't dead
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Oh my gosh, you ready? Psycho. Yeah, I'm ready. This is pretty recent too. This was just this month
Oh, I 26 f lost my mother to cancer when I was eight and have always had an absent father
I only found out who he was when I was 13 and even then he did not want custody of me forcing me to stay in the
foster care system until I was 18 over my whole life
I've had about five conversations with him give or take. He's kind of a stranger to me
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He appears once in a blue moon to ask for money or something along those lines doesn't really bother me anymore
I've just learned to accept it now, but I don't like talking about it
So to avoid that conversation with people. I usually just say both my parents are dead
Wow
This leads me to a year and a half ago when I had just started dating my boyfriend 25m and like usual
I had just told him my parents were dead, but the other day my dad showed up at my door
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I still don't know how he knows where I live and asked for a hundred dollars
Except my boyfriend was there and he obviously found out my dad was not dead
This led to a long conversation with him that night where I explained the whole situation
He said this was a breach of trust between us since I lied about my dad and that he needed some space to rethink our relationship
But he doesn't think he will leave me. I feel so crappy and that I should have told him earlier
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But I'm going to be honest. I just didn't think so. Am I the asshole?
Oh my gosh
I'm gonna go with y'all. You are that's a year and a half dating someone and they believe your dad is dead
I mean for me, it just shows how much therapy that girl needs like she's has so much trauma
She needs to heal from and like sort through but you know
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Like she's telling him when they first meet like, oh, yeah, both my parents are dead
You know the past year and a half talking like dating
That conversation has come up again a hundred percent and so she's just still lying to her being like I forgot like I
Or like I said that and then we just moved on. We just never revisited it. Yeah, there's no way dang
That's crazy. So there's a couple updates. So we'll read them
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But before we do I will just say it's unfortunate because
You can you can bond with somebody over that like over sharing stuff. It's like, hey, even if it's not ideal
It's like, hey, I have to tell you I lied about something and like here's why
Yeah, you know, like I I hate talking about this because
Like my dad let me stay in foster care like that's yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, I feel bad for her but
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She obviously made the wrong choice. Yes. So the first update short my boyfriend texted me five minutes ago asking me to talk
So we are going to have a full in depth conversation tomorrow after work and I'll update again then with the smiley face feeling good
The Lulu now onto the update my boyfriend told me that all the sudden information
Along with the knowledge. I hadn't told him the truth was very overwhelming
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And he just needed some space to not say the wrong thing
He also said that he got why I lied initially and he wasn't mad that I lied more hurt that I felt like I couldn't tell him about it
He also mentioned that he couldn't be there for me if he didn't know what was going on
The conversation ended in tears and it is the most vulnerable I have been in front of someone
He was very understanding and we have decided to draw a line in the sand and start again if that makes sense
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I've also looked into therapy for my childhood trauma and all in all I'm using this as an opportunity to better myself and heal fully
Thank you all for your kind comments. Oh
Wow, that was actually a reddest story that like ended like that's exactly what you should do
100% because I don't think that boyfriend should just break up with her and be done with her like I don't feel like that
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So I'm glad they're gonna stay together. I'm glad she's getting therapy
That's a good. I like it. It was good. I feel good about that. Yeah, like I'm glad that she
She recognized that it wasn't right. Yeah, and yeah and moving in the right direction with boyfriend who's supporting her
This is the part that I wasn't sure when I should read it, but
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She basically she gives kind of two main points to give context to what she said before
The first thing and this is in response to some comments said I've only given money to my dad once
When I was still desperate for his love and acceptance
But he did not get any money from me this time and then the second point she makes is despite his confusion
My bf stepped in to defend me and get my dad to leave and it was only after my dad left. He asked me about it
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Oh, wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, like to think that he was like
The dad's like dead be kind of like showing up like okay, can I get some money?
and the boyfriend's like
You're back from the grave asking for money like he's obviously thinking like what?
The heck is going on right now? Yeah, and he still was willing to be like nah, buddy. You got to go
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and
Then he started asking questions like okay, what is going on? Why did you lie about this?
So he's a good dude. He has a good dude
Shout out to him and op learning from the mistakes. Yeah, that's a I just feel like that's a big deal
You got to be honest about this personal stuff early on in a relationship. Don't don't build a relationship
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On falsehood. No, definitely not. That's a bad thing to do
Yeah, I've heard I've heard too. No, but for real. I really like that. I think that's a great ending
I can see her side as to why she didn't want to say anything because yeah, like she doesn't ever really see him anyway
And it's hard to talk about but it's time to talk about it open up be vulnerable
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Just that's relationships are made on that
Life is hard life is so hard. It's way better if you can go through hard things with your person
And you have that trust and that like full transparency and just like vulnerability
There's nothing more like better than that like that's really where you truly connect
We've both brought trauma into our relationship and learned and grown together and been vulnerable and we're both
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Still trying
All right, listen that one was a good one
All right, listen that one was a little bit like
You know kind of happy ashen ding. Yeah, I feel good flowers. Yeah
Not this one. Okay. Here we go
This one is going to trigger you
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It triggered me. Oh, no, it's going to trigger the listeners. This one's going to rattle some cages. Okay. I'm ready. All right
Best of red editor updates as well. My husband and son both lied to me. I 34 f
My husband 36 m been married for 12 years
A few weeks ago
My husband said that he has seen another woman handle situations that he didn't think I would be able to handle
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I tried to talk to him about why it bothered me
I tried to talk to him about why it bothered me and he just told me it was a passing comment
And I shouldn't take it so seriously that he had meant to simply compliment her by saying she was handling so much on her own
And he was impressed by it. I told him it was completely unnecessary and hurtful to compare her to me to compliment her
He told me I was being unreasonable and jealous and that he didn't mean anything by it after that
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He didn't say anything else about it. So I dropped it then yesterday when I came home from work
I saw a pair of women's fendi sunglasses on our kitchen island kind of hidden by our fruit bowl
I picked them up and asked my husband who's they were he looked confused and was like aren't they yours?
And I said no our older son who's 11 is sitting at the kitchen table and goes. Oh, those are my friend, alicens
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I took them home on accident. I was immediately suspicious. These are very expensive sunglasses
I know alicens mother and she doesn't seem like the type to let her child bring something worth that much money into school
My son kept insisting they were hers and he had just taken them home accidentally on the bus and he'd return them to her tomorrow
But I said no and that I'd return them to her mother and person so I could make sure they got to them safely
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When I spoke to Allison's mother she confirmed that they weren't alicens and that neither she nor her daughter owned sunglasses like that
When I told my son and my husband this they both feigned ignorance
My son went from saying that he could have sworn they were alicens to well, maybe not
Maybe I don't know who's they are and then my husband said that he does remember taking the sunglasses out of our son's backpack
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He was getting out his lunch stuff. My younger son who's nine just came home and recognized the sunglasses
You're not ready for the name. I'm ready. They are no elves
I was gonna preface this story by saying like
Shout out in advance to a listener
Like you guys might think this is fake because no else name is in it
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I'm not gonna say anything else. They are no elves the woman my husband helps out sometimes
The one who had told me to not be upset over comparing me to her
I'm going to confront him when he gets home. I don't know what to say to him
I feel as though I'm going to immediately burst into tears. Can someone please give me advice on what to say
And also just general advice, please. I never thought I would be in this situation. Oh my gosh
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So, okay, these glasses are no elves shout out and the nine year olds the one that out of it
The nine year olds like oh, I know whose glasses those are those are no elves dad helps no elves sometimes
So what what is he exactly helping with that's what I'm a little confused like so she's over there
Yeah, he'd be just helping her. Yeah, I was like there's no way
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This 11 year old boy dad is already instilling in him this like character flaw of lying
Massive and he's doing it to protect his dad
But also it's like he was a little too good at it, you know, all I had to do was say oh, yeah
Those are my friends. It wasn't planned like it's obviously it's not like we're gonna leave these on the counter
For mom to find it was like the kid literally like
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Unprompted lied. Yeah, that's obviously that's a huge deal. That's a big issue
Yeah, that's a huge issue and it's sad because an 11 year old should not be in a situation to do that ever ever
And therapy therapy therapy therapy therapy
Not only is this dad ruining their marriage by doing the choice like the choice making the decisions that he's making
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But he's also like really damaging his son. Well, that's yeah huge
That's really sad. I wonder like what type of
We love therapy. So I always talk about but I wonder I really wonder what type of
trauma this little kid is gonna
Experience and like have to work through later on in life because of this, you know, witnessing your dad cheating on your mom
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Well, how about taking your parents problems upon yourself? Yeah, like he's
There's no doubt that like there has to be fear you're 11
So you can't fully comprehend all of it. But like you have to think that if you don't lie
You're gonna see your parents get divorced. Yeah
That's they're like protect both of them in different ways. Mm-hmm. That's very complex
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Yeah, that's like, I mean that is
trauma feeling responsible for their issues and like you're just literally you're just along for the ride bud
You didn't do anything
And it sucks because like obviously the mom's naturally gonna be
Upset with the kid like she's like dude, how the frick could you lie to me? I'm your mom
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Yeah, but the dude's just too little. Yeah, he's just a kid even honestly even 16. It's like they're just kids
Yeah, they should not be tasked with being in the middle of their parents relationship in any way
Any way you slice that that's trauma. Yeah, that's the unfortunate reality
I hope neither parent leans on the kids though for like comfort and things like that. That's something that I think is just so wrong
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Yeah
It's and it goes both ways whether it's comfort whether it's anger like don't involve the kids. Yeah kids are kids
They are bystanders that
Yes, there's picking sides or whatever. Yeah, there's not it's like they're just in a crappy situation
And I think too like for this mom for instance like if she
She needs time to like sort through things because that is like a massive blow
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She's obviously not going to be a best version of herself for her children in that moment
She just needs to drop them off at noelle's house for a couple days and then yes
Like hey noelle, can you be the mom I can't be my husband thinks that you're better than me
That's brutal. No, but that comment that would piss me off like and I liked how she worded that
Don't compare me to her just like in your putting me down throughout it
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Just to compliment her that no that's some some women can do the stuff that you're not doing
Like it's like it's crazy. It's like the floors are green on the other side
The floors aren't mopped when you get home like some women can have kids and clean the entire house by the time
I get back from work like noelle does it
I know
Like that. Yeah, it's just I don't know what the context could have been obviously not I think it has to do with like
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Work like she's like a boss babe or something. Maybe I don't know. That's what I'm picturing but possibly
Maybe the update will tell us shut up. Tell me right now. I am so glad there's an update
Yeah, I 34 f and I think this was posted to a different sub and then combined
Don't yawn. Sorry
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Oh
Look who's yawning. Don't compare me and your yawn is 20 times longer. It's because it's real
I 34 f found a pair of sunglasses on my kitchen table
My son who's 11 immediately claimed they were his friends even though it was pretty obvious
They were an adult woman's even after the story began to fall apart
He and his father continued to lie my youngest son nine ended up identifying the sunglasses when he got home
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My husband admitted they were noelle's she's been over there while I was at work
My husband does not realize they were hers. He thought they were mine, which is why he didn't move them
My older son realized who's they were
And immediately which is why he lied about them. He knew I was about to find it all out and was trying to cover
Just sad that's like that really is heartbreaking to me because that kid should not have to do that
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No, my younger son recognized them because apparently they have gone with noelle numerous places on my husband's days off while I was at work
So she's a boss, babe
I don't know what he told my older son
But he told my youngest not to tell me about noelle and her son hanging out with them
Because I would feel bad about being left out because I was at work
I hate this dad bad guy. He is literally not a good person
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I returned the glasses to noelle who seemed horrified. She was under the assumption. I knew about their hangouts
I asked her why did she think I would be okay with this? She looked really confused and told me why would I care if we were separated?
Anyway, I told her we absolutely were not separated. We were very much still together
Apparently my husband told her we had not been together except for co-habitating and co-parenting for months now
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I confronted my husband with this information and he didn't deny it
He apologized but said he had developed feelings for noelle
But didn't want to risk our marriage until he knew if they were true feelings or just attraction
He left the house noelle wants nothing to do with him because now she knows the truth
He lied to her as well and she's furious. I'm speaking to a lawyer today
Not going to speak to him again except through lawyers since I don't have anything else to say to him
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Wow
That is it. Oh my gosh
Okay, but I am relieved to hear that she works because it's like
Because like I just always like feel fearful and bad for people that
Don't they get a divorce and then it's a cam a single mom and I don't have a job
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It's way harder to leave if you can't sustain your own life
100%
Yes, no, that's not like it's uh, I'm just glad she works
It makes me feel a little bit better for her
I'm rooting for her and also I'm so glad she dipped
Yeah, she was like not a second thought. Yeah, and I mean there's a lot there, but to me equal to
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Like I mean, I don't know you can't really put a weight on it
But it just feels really insidious to me that the kids had to be involved in the lying
It's one thing to have an affair. That's horrible
Yeah, but to to involve the kids and have an 11 year old covering for you and like spend the day
Mad at you, bro
And spend the day with an awel and like you have a relationship with this mistress. Well, yeah, and it's like what are they doing?
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They're out going to chuck a cheese like it's so confusing for a kid seeing your dad like putting his armor on another lady
They probably kissed in front of them like I mean, we're just we're grasping at straws
But maybe we're grasping at freaking nothing
And what we know is that what we know is that the dad asked them not to tell the mom which is so effed
That's so messed up. Yeah, that's and he put like a guilt trip on them saying that mom would feel left out
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That's crazy. Look don't make mom have FOMO. It's better off. She doesn't know
Like mom loves going to peter piper pizza if she finds out we're here. She's gonna be sad
She's gonna cry all night long. I feel like that part feels worse
Yeah, it definitely feels worse than like just the affair in general, but maybe I think too
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Reddit has us desensitized to all of that stuff. We've read so many stories. That's like
Childhood trauma hits close to home
But we all have it. We all have our issues and this one in particular for me was like, dude, don't do that
Yeah, don't involve the kid because kid will have to talk about that in therapy when they're 32
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Don't take that out. I'm not
Oh my gosh
I bet they would have to say talk about it in therapy when they're 32 if this happened to them
Yeah, but I just I I wouldn't know but I would put money on like a million dollars just sounds believable
That's it. Okay. Well, I
I am ready for line. This one comes from true off my chest. You are not ready
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Okay, I've been keeping a murder secret for almost 10 years and it's eating me alive
I don't know why I'm posting this maybe just to get it out of my head for a second
I can't tell anyone in real life and it's been sitting in my chest like a brick for years back in 2015
I was living in a pretty bad part of town. I had just turned 20 working a dead-end job
But barely scraping by my apartment was in this old complex where the walls were thin and everyone just kind of minded their business
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It wasn't a bad place, but definitely had some sketchy people one night. I was walking on from work around 11 30 p.m
I took the back way through the parking lot like I always did as I was getting close to my building
I saw two guys arguing near one of the dumpsters nothing crazy at first just loud and aggressive
I remember thinking not my problem and kept walking
Then one of them pulled a gun. It happened so fast. I barely had time to process the guy with the gun
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Let's call him T was someone I'd seen around before just one of those dudes who's always outside always seems to know everybody
The other guy no idea, but he was begging. I mean straight up fleeting for his life
I remember the way his voice cracked that part still haunts me and then
Bang it wasn't like in the movies no dramatic collapse. No final words just a weird jerky movement
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Then he hit the ground. I remember the smell too burnt gunpowder and something else something warm
I should have run I should have screamed but I just froze and then T turned his head and looked right at me
Like that
I don't even know if he knew me but in that moment it didn't matter
We locked eyes and he just stood there for a second staring me down then clear his day. He said you didn't see shit
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I nodded and then I walked inside my building like nothing happened. I'm shocked. He didn't shoot him
I barely slept that night. I kept waiting for sirens for cops to knock on my door for something
But nothing came I checked the news obsessively the next day nothing a few days later
I heard some neighbors talking about a gang thing that happened near the dumpsters
But nobody seemed to know details. It was like it barely even registered and I just
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let it go
I told myself it wasn't my business that calling the cops wouldn't bring the guy back and honestly I was scared
I knew what would happen if word got out that I snitched
I kept my mouth shut moved out six months later and tried to pretend it never happened
But I still see that guy's face sometimes when I close my eyes
I still hear his voice that panic that fear and I have no idea who he was
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No idea if he had family looking for answers in the worst part
I still don't know if I'd do anything differently if I could go back
I just love with it
Oh my goodness that is not chill. I don't know. Maybe it's because I watched too much 2020
How do you not say something? How do you not like I'm shook?
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I get in that moment. You were terrified. I even get sleeping through the night scared someone's gonna come to your house
and yeah, keeping your mouth shut
But when life continues to go on in one or two days past
You should be absolutely going to the police station at that point
Well, it's like I've so many questions like did they find a body? Did tea or whatever? Did he like
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Take him somewhere. There's no update yet. This was posted yesterday. Oh my goodness
And I don't even know if this guy's gonna even do like an update after he hears all the comments because like
You know all the comments are saying you need to go to the cops. Yeah, like go safe. I'm sure
something
So it's like to him. He's never gonna do it. He even admitted like he probably wouldn't do it differently
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If he could go back, which is like the craziest part. I believe of his story
But and so it just makes me think like I wonder I've never lived in like an area like that
I've never lived in like a bad like a bad bad area
Yeah, there's places in the united states even where
Like gun violence is super high like obviously you hear stories of people seeing gang activity stuff like that
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There are people out there that have to carry it around like they see things happen
Yeah, and they do carry it because they there would be repercussions if they marked on somebody
That's a pretty scary. That's a good. That's a very real thing. This doesn't sound so much like that
I mean, he's in a bad part of town, but he's not like it's not some gang initiation or something
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Yeah, very true. And also it's like he sees tea
around but it's not like he's like homies with him or like he's even in the same crowd as like tea
It's just that
And I don't know why tea would trust him not to say anything
I know
That was one thing when I did read this story yesterday when I was looking for one like when he does say like you didn't see
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Shit, I was like, wow. I'm very surprised. That was like his
Reaction to someone witnessing him
Blast some dude. Yeah, I mean, obviously he blasted him and like it's got to be what gang related like
He owed him money or it's
I don't even know but
I mean at this point it could be any freaking thing. Yeah, maybe the killer is like he has a conscious enough to like
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He's not going to just murder some like innocent bystander on the street. Obviously or it's he would have just shot him
Blown OP up before OP even got to read it
Yeah
This was what it was 10 years ago any witnesses to oh, that's what I said, right? Yeah 10 years
So it's almost 10 years in this day and age 2020 is going to be doing an episode on this they're gonna
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The the guy that died his family's been looking for him the whole time
They just barely found a body somewhere and like they're gonna draw this whole big picture and somehow OP's gonna get in trouble for this
I could just tell
OP's gonna get like
linked in
Like
Brought in somehow. I don't know that was nar. I'm sure tea has killed many other people
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In like in the past 10 years. I I want to know from the people that live in those types of hoods or have lived
There before like is this normal?
Is there people in parts of the world that just see things and they just keep their head down and walk away?
Yeah, like they just they just don't want to be a snitch
So they let things slide and it could be something along the lines of like, yeah, I don't want to be a snitch
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But also it's like I don't want to
Get killed or my family, but it's it's all of that right like if you snitch
There's repercussions for that. It's not just the not wanting well. There is that type of like vibe of like I'm no
I'm no snitch like I'm not gonna ever snitch someone else out. Yeah if you're a gang banger
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Oh, well, I part of me thought maybe this guy is like since he is around that town like that side of town and
he like
When the dude was like you didn't see shit
He nodded and then walked inside his building like nothing happened that night. So he like played it cool obviously, but
He obviously knows tea to an extent. Yeah, well you've seen him around
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So that means that he probably is around similar types of people
Oh, what would you do if you saw it? I hit him with one of these. He's like you didn't see
like
zip
Block it
It's going in my pocket dog. Then you would walk away and turn around and there's shit coming down your pants. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, no me. I would probably look at him and say I saw the whole thing bro. He's murdered him
(27:45):
Oh, really? That's what I'd say and I'd say give me the gun
Give me a tea
Give me that hand it over. I'm taking you to your mom and then I just put the gun on him. No, I'm just kidding
That's horrible. Wow. I hate myself
um
No, but I would tell him give me the gun
No, you wouldn't bring my mom voice out. Give me the gun right now
(28:07):
And then I would grab it, but then all the fingerprints are on my hand and then I could get arrested
I'll say I'll take the fall
Just go away tea
Like tea. I ain't no snitch
I'll take it. I'll take one for the team bro. I was here. I shouldn't have been here
You go I did it
(28:32):
That took a turn. I don't know where in your mind you're like I'm fixing this situation
That's my trauma guys. I go to fix it mode
Oh, that's so funny tea
Give me the gun bro. Give me the gun. You didn't even shoot him properly. Still alive. See
Okay, no, this is actually really sad
(28:54):
I mean, there's a dead guy up there that has never been found or noticed and we're over here just like
We're terrible, but no, no, no, here's the thing. There's a lot of those right like there's
There's more of those than we can even count. It's fine. We're not gonna get all all tripped up on that
but the reality is
A vast majority of people would have too much conscience do what OP is done
(29:17):
Like I cannot imagine witnessing something like that and I'm just soft like I'm just like
Not built for it. If I was a witness to something that gnarly. I'm snitching. I'm gnarling. I'm going to the cops
I don't care what it is if my friends tried to get me to like keep a secret any of it like sorry
(29:37):
I can't I won't yeah
I'm glad I'm glad you have a conscience. Yeah, I'm not tolerating that like I would I would snitch that's terrifying
If you killed someone and I saw you do it not me them
Tee tea
Tee, I'm turning you in T's return
(30:00):
Turning you
in on
That's what I would do. He'd like you didn't see shit. I think oh T
He'd like you want to see some shit? I saw and I liked it. That's what I do
cringe you would shoot me for sure
(30:24):
What you're gross hold on
I'd be like what sick human being gets turned on by that you're done
I'm yeah that I mean, you know you want to know what I would actually do though for real for real for real
Tell me I'll tell you didn't see shit. No you do it. Tell me you didn't see shit
(30:51):
Oh, if you're listening to the pod she just was she just was the blind person with the cane
like
Be imaginary cane. I simply could not have seen shit sir because I'm blind
It works every time see what way
(31:16):
Gosh
That's so terrible. How do you know I'm mr. T
I miss now he's mr. T
Oh my gosh
Well, my moral of the story is nobody nobody tried to get me to keep a real secret because I will narc so fast
(31:43):
I'd keep the secret you would I'm that dog you'd like
To see what bro, bro. I don't even care about that bro. See what no we straight
Mr. T. Damn me up. Stop calling you mr. T
He's mr. T. He's not mr. T. You don't even know who mr. T is. No, I'm just kidding
(32:03):
You should go do a google search for mr. T. That's how young she is everyone. Who's mr. T? Yeah, just look it up
I'm scared. Mm-hmm. I'm scared scarred
Well, how about that first some deceit? Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it
I'm so excited to see who you guys think is the fake
Go to our instagram or our youtube channel and comment who thinks the fake this week's episode and then next week
(32:27):
We air on the podcast who is the fake of these three stories that we just told
Maybe they're all fake. Let us know also
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