March 4, 2025 • 56 mins
Something weird is in the air, and we’re here for it. In this episode, we dive into four mind-bending stories that make zero sense—because reality is apparently on vacation.
First up, a 10-year-old with no experience somehow fixes a tractor like he’s been doing it for years. Next, a couple wakes up to an intruder in their house… only to realize it’s their 5-year-old daughter—but from the future?! Then, a student shows up to class only to find it mysteriously canceled—but the next day, everyone swears it was never called off. And finally, a casual coffee run turns into a full-blown déjà vu meltdown when OP predicts a stranger’s every move before he even makes it.
Are we living in a glitch? A simulation? A bad WiFi connection to the universe? Who knows—but Dallas and Noelle Yarbrough join us to break it all down, question everything, and laugh through the chaos. Tune in—it’s a fun one.
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Welcome back to internet frenzy. What's good? What's good my fam? So stoked so stoked very special guests making their second
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Appearance on the pod not one, but two the yarrow fam
Let's go super excited and pancake pancake guest starring yep our dog stoked to have you guys. Thanks for thanks for coming back
Yeah, happy to be invited back that we didn't ruin our chances last time. Oh my gosh. Absolutely not you just enhanced it
You made it better. That was the goal. Let's go. Let's go the famous Noel
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And her husband and
Dallas and the tag long
The plus one we had a story last week if you haven't listened to our episode last week elite deceit
Y'all need to go check it out Noel is in one of our stories. Well the name Noel
It's not actually no, okay, I better not be no, she's not the mistress not this time not this time
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Maybe in a couple years. We don't know
Like I sure hope not thank you Whitney like be a lot better if that didn't happen. That's not the goal
That's not the goal. You're right. You're right. I would like to own Fendi sunglasses
We can make that happen with out the whole being a mistress. Yeah, you don't need to leave them at your a fair partners house
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Fair fair, okay great speaking of last week's episodes. We had some good stories
So the first one a woman who grew up in foster care tells her boyfriend both her parents are dead
Joinks only for her much very much alive father to show up at her doorstep
He didn't when that happens. Yeah, same worst way to get caught in a lie
Yeah, my dad's dead and then he's knocking out the door
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Dude you're back from the dead nice to see you and asking for money at that too. Yes. Yes
We're POS. I know seriously then a mom finds a random pair of sunglasses
This is the story we're talking about in a while her 11 year old son has an answer way too fast turns out
He's been covering for his dad's affair the ultimate betrayal or just a kid caught about situation
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Okay, so that's story number two story number three. This is the last one. You only have three stories last week
Finally a witness to a literal murder is threatened into silence. He never reads the word except to the entire Internet
What would you do? Okay? Oh story three solid stories?
Which one do we feel it was the fake? I'm trying to go I've been right one for 25 or
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Since I've last been on there's been a couple more episodes. So I think we're at like
28 now I've gotten one right. I think two maybe to write out of 28 episodes and I
For this one, I don't think I'm gonna be right, but I want to say
it's the hit-and-run that the kid told his dad and
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said
Bro, Mrs. What's her bucket totally nailed a person and then told me not to say anything about it
Please please tell me that's the fake Noel you're getting good
I get a medal a trophy
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Where's the get the baby the trophy get cash prize? I'll get cash. Oh, that's fine, too. Yeah, that's fine
Cheers cheers cheers three for 28 cheers for being a winner tonight. Let's see if you can do it for these stories this week
Wish me luck. I'm excited. Okay. This is awesome. Well for those that don't know me. I'm Whitney. I'm Joe
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I'm no well. I'm Dallas
And these are our awesome friends and guests for the night and you're gonna be seeing them a lot more if
They're down to keep coming around it would be my honor
It would be my honor. This is my pleasure. It's my pleasure, but you went to in and out tonight
Yeah, my bitch, Errol
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Okay, well this week's episode are you guys ready for the theme? I'm so excited care take it away, Joe. I'm I'm stoked so
literally because
You guys are coming on. This was like
Inspired by what we think you what I think you guys would like. Oh, I love that. I love a custom my story
Yeah, the the title is when the math ain't mathin
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Oh
That checks out. I already love it. It's just something you would say I'd say it regularly
Yes, like anytime work life or whatnot. It's like
Something's not right. My gut is something something's not right here
Don't know what it is, but that's it. I got a bad feeling about this
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But not about these stories. Let's hear them
I'm a little nervous. They're gonna be that you the stories the stories are a lot of fun very out there some
some new
Subreddits were discovered in the process here. Were they fake?
No, not fake subreddits. They don't need to be fake
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So this is it's a little bit of a it's a little bit of a gear shift
So we're kind of going away from the today. I f'd up or the am I the asshole?
It's like these are a little bit more like one of the threads
It's called the glitch in the matrix. Yes
Love that crap that is
That's you live for this is what I live for you know what I love this crap
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I'm so surprised you you really got it right you got it right
Hey, well, I mean I just show up so and I also want to say before Joe starts if you are new to the podcast
What we do every week is one of the four stories is generated by chat GBT and you're trying to guess which one's the fake
The other three are absolutely real as much as they can be from Reddit or anywhere on the internet that we find
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So it's the old the old two truths and a lie turned into podcast internet stories. Let's freaking go
So get your detective hat on or glasses whatever little microscope
Monocle yes, no, I think yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, I was gonna say Sherlock Holmes
But like maybe inspector gadget, maybe a inspector gadgets way off. I don't know sounds like a lot more sexy. Yeah, what dang you'd probably give him the business
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Yeah
What happened she sits three cushions away from me and all of a sudden like
Oh, that's a rock. Yeah, you know, what has that effect on people? Yes, she does. Yeah, it's all I should say
All right, so I get to go first, right? Yeah, let's freaking go
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So this one is for Dallas
I just feel like he's gonna appreciate this you guys you will too but like just I'm offended
So this one comes from the subreddit high strangeness. The title is what's the creepiest display of intelligence you've come across?
And that's creepy. I'm loving it. This is a
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This is like this is just a gentle step in the direction that we're headed. So
Just just so a few years ago. I'm working on an old tractor. I got for free from a neighbor when a buddy of mine his wife and
10 year old son come over for a visit. We're talking as I'm working on this machine and his son wants to help
I don't mind at all because I really don't care about this machine as I said
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It was free and was just a keep busy kind of project
I figured I'd teach him safety things like fuel and spinning parts and so on now
This machine had a weird issue in it that it wouldn't keep running no matter what I did
I'm a small engine mechanic. So this is my job and I'm pretty good at it
I knew it was fuel but after cleaning the tank changing the lines fuel filter and cleaning the carb
I still couldn't get proper gas flow. It was a bit of a head scratcher
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This kid is helping me so I explained how the fuel system works to him
Not really expecting him to absorb any of it. Anyway, my buddy and I decide we were gonna step out for a bit
Leaving his wife and son with my wife
The boy asks if he can keep messing with the machine and his mother says no as she doesn't want him to break it
I tell her that I honestly don't care and to let him have a go at it if he wants
She agrees and we leave she of course is supervising him to ensure he doesn't end up hurting himself
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But I tell her there are no blades on it and it's pretty much dead. So there's nothing he could really do
I see where this is going. I see where this is going. Oh, I'm scared. Yeah, I'm I
Maybe maybe I'm fully wrong, but I am thrilled right now. I'm loving this
We come back after a few hours and wouldn't you believe it?
We see this kid riding around on this old beat-up lawn tractor as his mother looks on smiling. I
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Ask her if she did something to which she says nope when you told him he could do whatever he wants
He just started taking it apart and it ran
I asked her if he's ever messed with any machines before and she says no his father isn't mechanically inclined
So they don't really do this kind of stuff together
I asked the kid what he did so he proceeds to tell me in the most kid way ever that no gas was getting inside and he remembered
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My explanation on how the fuel system worked. So he began taking it apart starting
Starting at the tank like I did and figured it must have been in the carb
So he takes it apart and notices that there's a tiny screen that I didn't even know about since very few machines have one
Where the fuel line enters the carb that was clogged up
This kid literally diagnosed a fuel system for the very first time ever mind you found the issue that an experienced
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Mechanic overlooked and reassembled the machine and got it working all while never having touched a single engine in his life
The last thing I say to his parents is get that boysome tools ASAP
So that's it creepy intelligence out of a 10 year old child to this day. I'm still blown away by it
I love that Wow, that's a savant right there. Oh my gosh
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This guy couldn't get this tractor to work and a 10 year old is like wrenching on it for 10 minutes and all of a sudden
It's like yeah, no, I don't know what you're talking about. It's fine. Cool. I'm just gonna do some laps on this tractor
Oh, that I just fixed that I just built did you like hire him on the spot at that point like Frank might as well
Should have I would like to hire him crazy stuff
How how is that even possible with the little a little kid just that that has to be a salon that has to be like he just has
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That ability his brain just works or maybe he just he's just a little kid where he can just he understood
What the guy was saying and was able to see that the screen was in the way
I mean, I would not ever be able to do that. No, so well most people
I mean this guy was literally this guy is a small engine mechanic like his job is
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Diagnosing these things he could not figure out how to get this thing to run in a kid that has never touched an engine
He's like wait, so how do you do it and that's wild just based on explanation alone
I can guarantee the kid has like ADHD or autism for sure like
I could just listen pay attention like and then just
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His mind works that way. Yeah, I I work with heavy equipment and stuff like that
And it's always like the simplest of things
That resolves the issue like just had an experience at work like two weeks ago
Have a piece of equipment. We're on rent. It's costing us tens of thousands of dollars a month
It will not run for longer than like five ten minutes at a time. You got to get this kid on the case
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It's a worst 10 year old. Ten year old. Come on
And so like we had a mechanic out literally spent like two and a half days trying to figure out why it won't stay running
Literally, it was the wrong filter
That's all that it was. Oh my god
Who figured that out the mechanic not that mechanic. We had another mechanic come out
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Go and literally walked up and was like, oh, he got the wrong filter on it and swapped it out put it in
Fired right up. That's frustrating. And so it's like always like the simplest thing and like the first mechanic that was out there was like
All the fuels getting there. This is happening like going through all the steps. I'm like
Dude take it back to the basics. I would take one look. He could be like, oh, yeah, it's a fuel system issue
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I'd like look at him be like
Cool. So that's broken forever. Yeah, like I'm not like I'm gonna start unscrewing everything and like
I'm trusting that this mechanic figured it out the adult if anything and like oh, he says it's not working
It will never be working then yeah bummer. That's crazy
He just had the guts to be like, okay, I'm gonna tear it apart and see what I can do
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We see if I can fix it. Yeah, I would not be like that. That's crazy. That's a crazy story
Yeah, just just a just a little just a little strange
Okay, just enough to wonder, you know, like is that just normal?
Smart kid behavior. Was there anything else going on? I don't know aliens. It's gotta be aliens
It's gotta be don't sleep on them. You can't they're they're confirmed now
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I don't ever sleep when it aliens get brought up. I'm so sorry. I was just kidding. I'm not gonna say they're fake
No, they're fake. It's all a joke. No, I actually sleep very soundly. Okay, good
But aliens do scare me. They're real. They're absolutely real like that's like one of my fears is being abducted by aliens
That's one of my dreams
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Dreams well you're like, please, you know that you wake up naked every time you're
I hope they scrub me down. She like hates clothes anyways, so
That's like a good method of being alive. Oh, I just can't imagine waking up naked and then there's just aliens
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They're probably talking about how hot I am and you're just like yes. Yeah, exactly
It's like 20 degrees. You're freezing. They want to if they want to study a specimen. I'll give them a
Specimen, okay? All right a spicy woman
So aliens I'm available. Oh, don't don't do that. Okay. I was just kidding
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Well, if you got abducted by aliens, well, they wait send me back
I'd be too annoying. I'd be like bro. Tell me what you're doing over there. I want to actually no BS right now
Would you actually?
Be scared or no, I would absolutely be scared. Oh, okay, so you wouldn't be like with some guys
She would have no, but I would start asking questions. I'd be like, hey
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Oh, but they can't understand you so they're just no no no they live on earth. They understand us. No, they understand us
They but they don't have to talk to you like they understand you they're like think about it true
You're like an answer. I know they understand. That's why they're here. They're intelligent beings
They're smarter than us if they got if they can fly in space and live in space or other planets and come down here
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Yeah, they're gonna come to earth. They're not that smart if they're coming
I mean I take it back if they're gonna come to earth
They know what's going on. They know what's going on if you ever go missing. It's a little
Dallas, it's aliens first aliens first then Dallas their cops like pull me in for questioning
And I'm like, I'm telling you right now. It's not the husband. It's not it's not this time
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It's the a not this time. She was begging for it. No, it's
There's three different kinds
They're the gray ones
No, they're just great the great they turn gray after the green ones die. No, bro
There's little do some research bro. Do you have access to the internet? It's
Yeah, well, hey
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This might be a surprise to you, but you can't believe everything you read. No, I can you you guys may not
But I do is the earth flat
No, no, it's not thank you there is a firmament but it but it's not flat
On a good day, so what's the next story?
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No, I don't truly believe it's flat, but I mean we we just don't know anything
I just don't I have never been to space. I've never seen the earth. Do you think we've been on the moon?
Hell no, do you tell me right now? Don't be yeah, don't I do I do believe honey. We have not been on the moon
Bro, but you don't believe in flat earth
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No, we haven't been to the moon. We have not been to the moon
I mean, how do we go to the moon in the 60s and we haven't been back one time. It's too expensive
Aliens are here we do have people living on the International Space Station, so
Oh, yeah, there are people in space. I the earth is not flat. It's not someone that got out and ran on the moon
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We didn't walk on them. Okay. I don't think we made it to them in no that guys
I can be persuaded. I could be persuaded the footage is horrible
Yeah, that's I mean it was the 60s
But I would love to believe that we did like that's pretty cool. Yeah, I would love to believe it, but I just can't get it
I can't get that's fair. That's understandable like the math ain't math and you know
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Mm-hmm, you know guys. Mm-hmm. That makes sense. That makes it story number two
We actually weren't on the moon. Yeah, I arrived at my lecture yesterday and no one was there
But today they're all telling me they were there my crazy or something going on
I went to my lecture at the usually scheduled time yesterday when arrived at the building
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I was really confused because usually it's incredibly packed
There is another 200 person lecture that ends five minutes before mine
So not only are they all coming out but people from my lecture are waiting to go in this time
There was no one there and the halls were empty when I walked into the lecture hall all the lights were off and nobody was there except
For two guys they were standing in front of the chalkboard writing up problems
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And I asked them if lecture was happening and they said they didn't know what I was talking about and that their lecture for a different class
Had just finished and they were doing practice problems
I left and checked to see if I had missed an email about class being canceled
I was really confused because there weren't any around five to ten minutes after the usual starting time for class
I emailed my professor and my TA to ask if lecture was happening and if I had missed any information a few hours later
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They replied saying that we had lecture a scheduled per usual with no location changed to make sure I wasn't going crazy
I checked to make sure I was at the right room by logging into my
University of website and checking the building name and number
Which confirmed I was in the right place then today
I went to my discussion and asked everyone if we had lecture yesterday and they all looked at me and each other with really weird
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Expressions and said they had all gone to lecture. I
Followed that up by asking if there was a location change and they all said no
My TA also then told me that I was the only person I've asked about whether or not there were any changes to lecture time in place
For context there are over 200 people in the lecture and I was the only one to have said something also during discussion today
I couldn't focus at all because when my TA was erasing the chalk on the chalkboard instead of it looking powdery and
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Dusting off the board. It was dripping down the chalkboard as though it were wet
I was blinking and looking around at people and no one acted as though anything was different or weird
Does anyone have any ideas as to what could have happened or am I losing my mind?
That's a glitch in the matrix. That is the matrix doing a front flip. Yeah, that's not a glitch. That's a
He went into a different dimension. Yeah
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That's a different dimension different timeline. I gotta say I've never experienced anything like that ever I have not not to that severity
What but um, I'm trying to remember what my brain tried to forget it because it was so weird
So I'm not gonna remember it, but it was wild. I've had a word like I've had very very vivid dreams
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Things happen and then like you wake up and it's like, okay, was that real or was that not real?
Trying to come out of it or like you wake up and you feel pain that happened in the dream or whatever like to go throughout a day
Not know like that
That's too much and for everyone else to be like, what are you talking about?
We were all there at the same time like no
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I just an email the TA and I'm and every question I was asking my head they answered where it's like
Make cuz I've done something like that before in college where I'm like I went to the wrong building or I came at the wrong time
And so I'm like I thought it was glitching, but it was just I'm like, oh shoot
I'm at the wrong building or wrong time or a class got canceled and so the fact that like all of that
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It was answer
Motha Motha Motha Motha I've had a word like oh, I need to go to this class today
But then it's like oh and so being a Tuesday. It's a Wednesday or whatnot
I got something mixed up like but the fact that all the classmates
Walking down the hallway knowing you're in the right building you go to the right classroom
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It literally reminds me of like a scary movie promise of like and then for the chalkboard to be all wet like going down the board
She's looking around like is anyone else seeing this? I there's got to be something there like maybe she's
That's nightmare fuel. Is she tripping? Yeah, she like on yeah, she's on song
What's that movie?
See the beautiful mind or whatever
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with
Think it's Russell Crowe and he has
Schizophrenia and he
For remember, right? He's a professor. He has learned to recognize like what's real and what's fake and what they are
And so it's based on a true story and like that's what it reminds me of like are you having a psychotic break almost?
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That wouldn't be too wild that would be less wild have a psychotic break then but still like yeah, okay
You have it you walk into a classroom and the two people there are like no
We just had a lecture wrap up and there's like 200 people in the hallways are empty. That's so sketch lights are off like
Yeah, it's like a that's it sounds like a dimensional shift
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Sounds like she went to a different dimension doesn't add up came back and what the hell but listen
This has happened to me this exact same thing
No, it's a very very small fraction of it, but it felt similar what it's worth
It's actually happened to me twice very strangely like different times when I was in high school
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I used to I used to have to go and pick up this girl that was a friend this one
I lived here in Arizona, so I would have to pick up this girl on my way to school
There was one day where like kind of rolled like rolled over almost like oh frick
I'm late. I got to go like hurry got in my car like went to go and pick this girl up and she was very punctual
I would pull into this church parking lot and she would just walk right out or like she already be standing there waiting for me pull up
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Like to where she was supposed to come and get in my truck, and I'm like waiting. I'm like this is so freakin weird
She's late. Now I got my phone out and I went to send her a text message. I looked I was two hours early
Like I literally just like
Something switched in my brain where like I didn't recognize the time and I drove and got ready for high school
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I'm a junior in high school at this point. No, you don't get up two hours early
I don't know what happened in high school. I'm in this church parking lot, and I literally had to go back home
Before school started what in like wait?
To go back. It was the weirdest thing. Hey, that's it was so weird
I know yeah, I was like day ruined what the frick happened. Why did I like wake up?
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That's wild and I woke up thinking that I was super late already, so I was like, you know, yeah
I was on just get out the door
That's weird weird very weird very real thing and then had
Basically the same situation after we were married. We're married. We're married first year of college
I had a 7 a.m. English class. That's discussing for a second and last of all. Oh, it was it was horrible
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And I'm sorry keep my professor was this
This crazy lady. She probably listens to this podcast, but she's a crazy lady. We love you. Thank you for listening
And number one comment, but anyways, yes, basically same thing happened where since it was a 7 a.m. Class
It was winter. It was always dark when I was driving to class. I was like one day same thing woke up
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Thought I was late hit the road get to class get there
No one's there buildings. Everything's dark. I'm like what is going on
Like go to text my this kid on my golf team who was in my class and I'm like cool. I up exactly an hour early
What in the six a.m. Got to class at six a.m. Got to class at six a.m. Yes
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Be normal even even stopped at circle K on the way in like just oh my it's like somewhat routine
Shut up just ready to go just hope so if you're just you love to learn very weird
And yeah, I went out went to my car and like listen to music and just waited
Yeah, a lot of these comments are just saying like I strongly recommend going to the doctor a lot of people are saying
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She's hallucinating because of stress
That's what I'm saying. That's what the dripping makes me think that's a yeah, that's a weird one
Yeah, that have you guys ever had something like that happen where you're like I'm looking at something
I'm like that's moving and like there's just no possible way. It's moving. Yes, but I'm like no, that's moving
Yes, but it's not I've seen some things that were not supposed to be there. Yeah
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You're like stop someone and you just like don't realize it. Yes. Yeah me too a couple times more more often than I'd like to admit
But yeah, I never caught those. That's not a big deal. Yeah, well, we're talking about whoa. Hey guys, what's
Guys if I go missing no
Aliens aliens first
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First
Aliens
You just you just honestly you just never know I've seen 2020
He's obsessed with 2020. Maybe I should be more concerned
You're gonna go missing. Yes. Thank you. I feel like you're gonna go missing. He talks about it non-stop
Well, if I say something now I'm around I'll protect you. Oh
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That was like that was like cool for a second and kind of like went on comfy. I don't know
No, I'm back. No, I'm back. Well the pockets are gonna be like did it stop playing?
You know be hilarious I was just thinking like we we like say a part of the story and then we just
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Resay it and we act like nothing
And we react the same
Oh, don't tense me we punk everybody my god, we prank everyone, you know, it'd be so funny
What is if we like say the same thing we like resay it?
And then we just reacted the same like that would
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Skip refor
Oh, I want to prank everybody. You know, it'd be so funny
Oh
Well, that was my story and now we're gonna go on the jokes. Okay, this comes from glitching the matrix. Oh
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My wife and I saw our five-year-old daughter, but older
No
He was gonna say but make
Definitely I was like
That's not a glitch in the matrix. That's a regular Tuesday morning. That's called parenthood. Yeah
This happened a few months ago in early January
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My wife and I were in the kitchen prepping lunch and chatting our five-year-old daughter was in the living room watching TV
No one else in the house
We live in a two-bedroom apartment and the layout of the house allows us to see a bit of the corridor and hallway outside the kitchen
My wife was cutting up food and I was sitting behind her as we talked
She started to turn around to face me but stopped midway staring at the kitchen door
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She froze up completely and I remember asking what is it?
She let out a loud gasp and then I instinctively look towards the door as well
This is when it's getting good so focus up
I saw a brief glimpse of what seemed like a person turning the corner towards the living room
It happened very fast, but I was sure I saw someone I panicked my immediate thought was holy frick
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Frick
Someone broke in my daughter's alone in the living room
The only thing I thought of doing was grabbing a knife and yelled at my wife to call the police
I rushed into the corridor and into the living room in the living room. There was nothing
My kid was just sitting on the couch watching bluey. She looked at me and asked what's up with the confused expression
Mind you I had a knife in my hand and probably look crazy. I tried to play it off and asked if she saw anyone come in the room
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She hadn't and was clueless about what I was talking about
I searched the living room and the rest of the house no sign of a break-in windows closed and we live on the third floor
If someone had tried to escape that way they would have fallen really bad
I checked everywhere wardrobes behind curtains the front door nothing no signs of entry and the front door was totally closed
And we didn't hear anyone come in or anything of the sort this all happened within maybe ten minutes
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I went back to the kitchen where my wife was crying. She had frozen up and didn't call the cops
I calmed her down. She got scared bad and she couldn't even speak properly
When she when she calmed down she explained to me what she saw
I personally only caught a very quick glimpse of the thing turning around the corner
However, my wife says she got a good look at it
She says she saw what looked like a tall woman dressed in a floral dress and high heels walking across the corridor
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Neither of us heard any sound though
She said the woman stopped when she understood
She was seen
Looked at my wife in the eyes and my wife swears the figure looked like our daughter, but older. Oh
I know exactly what that is. Okay, so I keep going this happens pumps. Yeah
Oh
This happened in the space of seconds when she first froze up in shock when my wife gasped the woman hurried and turned the corner
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Into the living room. I only saw the last part if I hadn't caught a glimpse of it
I would ask my wife to go into therapy or something, but I know something was there
We never figured out what we saw but it was definitely the strangest moment of my life and I know it happened
Wanted to share it here. Oh
That's a ghost. That's an ancestor
Like oh, do you think it is an ancestor that I say a lot like her? Oh, that's actually beautiful
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That's where I that's where I go. Wow
I hope it is and the fact that like she realized she was not supposed to be seen and then disappeared
That's what I think. I mean definitely a glitch in the matrix, but no kiss. Yeah wild
That's I feel like that that to me that
Settles easier
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Than it being that are from 100 somehow 100% that's like an interstellar like
Yeah, you know dimensional like yeah time traveling time stuff crazy with that be like I would love to come face to face with like the my
six-year-old self
But that would be a yeah, it's like you're not extra like yeah if you're just like to
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Like for me
Like I think I would much rather have somebody break into my house
like
Then they're like my kid or like something like a family to me
There's nothing more terrifying as like the person who's supposed to protect the family as I know for a fact
I saw something there and there's nothing I can do about it. I think that is the most like
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unsettling
Dressing like whether there's like bad feelings evolved or not
But just that like there was something there and like I can't deny it at all if somebody breaks in you know for a fact
They're there you can and you have lots of guns that helps you can't shoot a ghost
You know, but you can cry about it
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Yeah, you can cry about it. What's the craziest ghost story you have because I know you have a lot
I do what if I want to scare you if there was one no one I had just gotten married and it was our the first
Place that we lived in and it was a house that a family member
Let us stay at and it was we were renting from them three bedrooms. Oh nice and Tempe. Yeah, perfect
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Yeah, it was great bigger than we needed to took care of us. I mean it was phenomenal and there
There was one
Room in the house and it was so there was a master bedroom
Master bathroom and then it could go into like a little office room. It's like a corridor and that I love that word for ghost
It's just it's like they should live there, you know
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It's there's like the the master bathroom
It was almost like a Jack and Jill bathroom where like the office was attached to it
And like you could go in and then be in the master bathroom
Every time we went into that like we had a couple boxes in there and we would only go in there to like
Get a couple things just because we never
Boxes in there. We're like we we were looking at the house and we went in there like
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It feels like this and we just moon walked out of there like no
We're not like so we went in there maybe three times the seven months that I lived there anytime
I had to go in there. It was like I know I'm getting something out of there
And I'm like you're out. I don't spend a second. Would you turn the light on? Oh, yes, okay?
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Anytime day night, whatever like yeah, let's go totally totally
I think it was like month two or three that we've lived there and we were asleep
And it was the middle of the night. It had to be like 2 a.m
So there was a master bedroom and then it opened to like the living room and then the kitchen
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It was kind of an open floor plan a little bit and we had a picture hanging on the wall
And there was a couch right next to it already hate the picture
I mean it was probably like two foot wide four foot tall. Yeah, it's a big one
Falls on the couch bounces off hits the ground and like is loud. Yeah, no those are loud
It's loud like both of us sit up in bed at the same exact time like both of us heard it
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So scary look at each other and we're like what the heck is going on like of course I got my gun
I'm like walking towards the door and I'm like barely opening it and she's like go go go go go go
Like you gotta figure out what it is
I'm not getting up. Yeah, right. I'm sorry. I am I would be like behind Joe like so she's staying
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No, I'm not I'm not getting up. I'm locking the door once he gets out there. I'm like, yeah
And like I go out so you walk in it's like a 90 degree turn to get into the master
But it's like still open enough you could see kind of the kitchen
Little bit the hallway so like I open it and the picture frames Lane
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Right there. Okay, right next to it and it's like, okay
I know what the sound is but then it's like we don't why we did it
What there's no reason I mean we already had things up on the wall for like months at this point and so it's like
It's like what is it not something that like hit it?
It wasn't like the nail was bad like the nail was still there like it like something had to have pushed it
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Didn't just didn't make sense. So like I go through check the house check the garage everything
Everything was good did not go into the office to check it because it was yeah, we're not doing the office
Seriously, that was the one you were not gonna check. I don't remember. Oh my gosh. I don't think he did but like
Literally looked around nothing was out of place like everything was fine
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But still like we got into bed and I think it was so untattling like it was a yeah
We should have known then that like
So there's more to the story. Yeah, then there's my experience. Oh, that was our combined experience
But so now onto my experience. I had been feeling something
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when I would
Watch my face in the sink like in the bathroom where like you feel a
Displaced air of like if somebody's walking past you, you know that feeling no never never had it
But I can I understand okay?
So like if somebody's walking behind you in the kitchen or like you're facing one direction and you feel somebody behind you okay
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Yeah, like I've yes, I feel like I have where it's like the air
Swishes anyways like you can feel it when somebody walks by like a real person like a real person
Yeah, a live person walks by you and you're like, oh, yeah
Obviously Dallas is behind me
so I was washing my face one night and I feel the I feel the air displaced and I'm like Dallas and
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And then I hear him from the family room and I'm like I'm in the bathroom
He's in the family room cool cool. I'm glad he was home though
I'm so glad and it wasn't just no one so then I like pat my face dry
And I don't want to open my eyes because I'm like no we were good. We're good. Okay. We're good and then
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When I would go to sleep a couple a few times I felt someone
Beside my bed because I was on the right side of the bed
And so I would feel someone walking back and forth and I was looking at Dallas next to me
So I knew it wasn't Dallas and like I'm looking with my eyes and like I can feel
the air moving
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Next to me like it feels like there's something yeah there and so I had this very eerie feeling that there was a
Visitor is spirit. Yeah, I like that. I call him a visitor. Yeah, cuz I'm like y'all aren't staying. No, yeah, you're a
You're you're a you're a tough and go and then y'all are gonna be out of here. Yeah
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so I had a relative who is sensitive to these things come and clear out the house and
So I'm like, all right cool. We're chill. Yeah, and she's like, yeah
So it was there's a woman who works in the office
That's connected to the bathroom and I'm like
So that's what we were feeling. She's like, yeah, she works out of the office and since the house has been vacant for so long
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there's just a lot of extra room and space for
visitors to come and
Keep their spirits here when you guys were not here, but now that you're here
Oh, you are interrupting her work of like having people
Come and stay in the home. Like what is she? Is she like a freaking? Yeah, she's like a she's a host some sort of hostess
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I'm just I just pictured like a freaking
Person like a CPA. She's a CPA on the other side and people are coming and doing their doing their
Office, yes, and I'm watching my face and she's like, bro. Can you get a load of this?
Like I'm working like I'm literally just doing an audit right now if you're watching the face
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That's exactly. Yeah, so she worked there and then so in the middle of the night
Someone had come to get her but hadn't realized that she had been cleared out
And so I woke up in the middle of the night and I see a black
Silhouette at the foot of my bed. No, and he's looking at me and I see the eyes and he was tall
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This is not her. This is a different. This is different and I look at the foot of my bed and I paralyzed
And I'm like Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas and he's not waking up press you could talk at least
I I couldn't believe that I talked and then I like finally like I like closed my eyes again and then I opened and
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He was gone and I'm like down
And I'm hitting him
I'm like, bro. Did you know? Who's he? No. And he was like, no, man. What are you talking about?
I'm like, there was a guy. He was he was looking at me
And so I had the relative come back and be like, bro, what's up? What's up?
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What's good over here? And he had said to her
That he was looking for the lady of the house because he thought she was still there and I was not meant to see him
but I did
Oh, and then I had a different relative say
Well, he was he was fine. They weren't and I was able to fall back asleep. So I'm like it was chill. It was fine
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But the I had another relative who's like well at least they weren't crawling on the floor
No, that guy literally was like I'm here to pick up my tax recurrence. Yeah, so I'm like I
Don't got it. I don't got it
I'm alive. She left it in the file folders in the office. Go on and go check in there
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You gotta check in there for 300 bucks. I don't I don't know nothing about your taxes
How long how much longer did you live there after all that?
Um a couple months, but we didn't have any years. We know we didn't have any other instances after that that was okay
Good that was that's not bad. No, I'm just kidding. That's what I know it wasn't too bad
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They like they weren't there to harm us. I mean the lady was she tried to fight me but man at the foot of the bed
So the main lady she was not she was she didn't not like me there
So that's why she kept like she was pacing
The relative was like yeah, she's pacing back and forth while you were sleeping cursing you like
Sorry fam. I'm just trying to get my beauty rest. Oh
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Well, I don't know why I'm just I'm absolutely convinced that she's like works for the IRS
I just I don't know
The vibe that she was giving is absolutely IRS like annoying like just like crabby. Give me the money
Yes, yeah, that was definitely her vibe. So I wouldn't be surprised
Like maybe from the 80s to yes like a like a we're there real hard day about it. You know, oh, yeah
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That was definitely that's definitely and her name. I'm sure was Karen. So that sounds sounds fitting
All right, sorry keep going. That's a great your story. It is my story
I'm so excited. Okay, me too. Is this sketchier? You'll see I'm at this coffee shop the other day
Just killing time and I'm standing in line when this guy walks in and the second I see him
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I brain just knows him not in a he looks kind of familiar way
But in a I know exactly how he moves how he talks what he's about to do kind of way
I
Don't say anything but I'm watching him now just out of curiosity
He steps up to the counter and before he even opens his mouth
I think he's gonna order a large iced coffee. No sugar and sure enough word for word. That's what he says at this point
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I'm weirded out, but I figure okay
Maybe I just overheard him say earlier or something then he turns and I know he's gonna sit at the second table by the window
No hesitation no looking around. He just walks
Straight to that spot like it's his usual seat and I'm just staying there thinking what the hell is happening right now
So I grab my drink and sit down and for the next few minutes. I'm just racking my brain
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Like where do I know this guy from an old co-worker a classmate a friend of a friend?
But the more I stare at him the more I realize I don't
His face isn't ringing any bells at all. I have zero memory of ever meeting this dude
And yet somehow I knew exactly who he was going to do before he did it even started guessing his next moves
Just to see if I was going crazy. He's gonna check his watch boom. He's gonna stretch his left arm boom
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He's gonna grab his phone stare at it for a second then put it back down for boom
Every single thing it wasn't like I was reading body language or anything
It was like I had seen this exact moment before I wanted to go up and say something just to see if you recognize me too
But honestly I chickened out paid for my coffee walked out and spent the whole drive home questioning reality
I even went through old photos contacts anything that might connect me to him nothing
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So yeah, either I cross-pass with this guy in another life or my brain glitched and gave me early access to the next five minutes of reality
No clue which one is worse. I
Was just gonna say which one's worse
That's wild I've never heard anything like that terrifying that was like that was like deja vu that keeps happening. Yes
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but only to one guy
Like I've had deja vu where it's like a couple different people and I'm like, oh, yeah
No, I've been here before but like for one guy and I'm wondering what if she was
Predicting what he was gonna do like what if she was controlling him? Oh
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What if I mean because these are all wild options like let's just go wilder
Let's go wilder the puppeteer. Yeah, just you watch
Hey, that's a crazy thought though to think that she could have just been controlling him. She didn't realize
Like that she knew what he was gonna do
Maybe she was just manifesting what he was gonna do. Have you ever like do you have any deja vu?
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Instances that are like really poignant like you have any that you really remember very well
Yes, yeah, I remember
When I was like a little kid
I had a dream of like this place
It was like this house and I had like a pool attached to it and it was all an indoor pool
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But a head glass windows and like you could see out and like I remember going swimming
There was people there and it's like okay, and then I swear it was a couple years later
We have a family reunion and kind of like a place similar to that and then it was a couple years after that like I was
remembering kind of that dream and like made the connection that like the building with the pool was the same building and like the
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Layout where it was like the main building and everything was like this same exact layout
I had a dream probably when I was like seven or eight
that I
Was in the airport and I went into an airport bathroom
And I like turned around from going to the bathroom in the airport bathroom
and there was a guy that was just standing there staring at me and
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Then I woke up from the dream
So and this is where this is like a very weird deja vu experience because in the dream
I remember that like I could see his face and I knew who he was like I felt like a familiarity with this guy
Yeah, and then throughout my life after that
I've never forgot that dream
But I would have experiences where I would see somebody like I could see somebody in the grocery store
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And I'd be like that was the guy from my dream
It gave me the chills just saying that out loud
But like I'd like that's happened to me before we're like three or four different times like seeing that person and what's weird is that it
Wasn't it was not always the same person
So like my brain would like fit different people into like the deja vu feeling of like that was him
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But it like I don't know because they want they weren't the same people
You know and it was like yeah like three or four different times even up the last time was I was in high school
And it was somebody that I saw on TV. I was like
I
That is the guy from that dream when I was a kid
Do you know that your brain if this is crazy, but do you know that your brain can't make up like?
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People in your head. So when you're dreaming it's someone you have literally seen before I remember
Saying that like somebody telling me that because of this. Yeah, so you've definitely seen whoever that was actually
I that's weird because now I remember like I remember telling my dad about the dream and him being like
Very sketched out like very much like wanting to be protective like wait who who was it?
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What did he look like? Yeah, I could totally see your dad like she did it. It gives me
With the bathroom thing. I had a nightmare. This is I've never seen this lady before
But it was like a creepy like the grudge like the ring kind of look
But I remember I was like it was the chillest dream just having a good time bro went to go freakin pee
Maybe poop. I don't remember in my dream. Anyways went to go to the bathroom in a public restroom
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And I sat down to pee and I was like I felt like someone was looking at me
Like I felt like looking at you or like was looking at you like in the toilet
No, I'm thirsty
I literally am hungry
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Okay, so now you were pooping
I was being I was being I'm just kidding. I'm being silly
So I remember just feeling like someone's looking at me and I like look down
And there's nothing there and all of a sudden I hear these like giggles like creepy
And I literally look up and half her body is hanging over
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the stall
looking yeah looking at me and
I couldn't even scream. I was so terrified and then I woke up for my dream
but to this day if
I feel just a smidge of that like am I being looked at I immediately look up look. I'm like
Yeah, I don't look down first
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I look up interesting and then I look down and yeah, I still see this day
I've only had that dream once and I'll forever so look up if you need to everyone look is there a movie called look up
I feel like there is get out
It's very similar. Don't breathe
The two word movies. Yeah, we're naming. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's so
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Talk about freaking the math a math and that's horrifying
Meaning your person. Oh doppelgangers. Yes. See see that was like nah see I would like to meet my
70 year old self and I'm sweet and I have a million grandkids and I'm happy and blah blah
I don't want to meet the evil evil evil version of myself. I
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Would you
The evil version of myself would destroy me. I would not survive dead. I'd be dead within two seconds
What do you mean? I'm sorry if I'm not the evil version of myself then that person is sick and
Sick and twisted exactly like I
I
Sick and twisted like the evil side of me would literally torture me. Probably tear me limb by limb
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And then eat me so you got that in you
That's you yeah, that's you just later. Oh, I'm just so competitive on an angry day
Like I feel like my evil side like I'm already competitive
So my evil side would like really want to be the most evil of everyone so he would be seeing how other people are doing it
I'd be like I'm gonna be ten times worse. I'm everyone watch. This is how you do it
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There's some like clinical psychiatrist listening to this right now. This is punching the air like this is a room full of crazies
Check like literally like please like oh cool multiple personality disorder
Check but do we have the right guess on the fake story? That's really what we need to
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How do we feel?
Okay, I need to be so boy mechanic. Yes, yes, and your own mechanic then we had the daughter
The older version of the daughter then we had the lecture
Showing up to the lecture lecture. Yep, and then the coffee shop coffee shop is the only one that like I've never heard of of stuff like that
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Yeah, that's crazy
but I
Wouldn't put it past somebody for that to happen
It's just like you know you do have you have deja vu where you're just like or at least I've had it where it just keeps going
Where it's like I've never had it where I'm seeing ahead like I'm like oh this is what they're gonna do
But like it happens and you're like oh my tell is still going
(52:35):
Where you're just like wait, okay
That why is all of this familiar like it's not I've seen all of that happen. Yeah exactly like that
Yeah, I don't have any good examples of that
But I know sometimes when it happens and I'm just like dude
It was going on the lecture. I was chill with up until the dripping
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That you died did throw me off a little bit, but you never know you just never know
Dallas, could have been a little trick up my sleeve
I want to say that the daughter the older daughter like seen
Seeing the or seeing the girl on the floor. Okay. That was my favorite story of the night
I'm not gonna lie like it's either like
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100% true or like
It's really very
Yeah, and that should be made into a movie. Yeah, I mean I just want to add a comment
So I was gonna share it about that story. Yeah a comment from reddit where it's very real post
Uh-huh, right, right, right? It'd be funny if someone in another universe is writing about a couple in their child in her apartment
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You get it. Oh, I
Hate that you imagined I
Just interdimensional
Very interstellar very
The uninvited I've heard of a story where there is this boy who is a serial killer
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Stalker living in the walls of someone's house and it was his dad the mom had died and
The two daughters were always home alone because he had to work two jobs
And they were hearing like bumps in the night and is it Bruno?
We don't talk about Bruno
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What a glitch in the matrix
The math just ain't mathin yeah these stories were good
They way to go guys fun ones so officially he be jubbied me you'll have to you'll have to tune in next week to find out
Which one's the fake wait you guys didn't choose officially. Oh, I want to say the
Lady in the floral dress. That's okay. That's my official and so far Dallas is a hundred percent
(54:53):
In the yeah, you know in the if you just wanted to rub it in that's fine. I I had to I'm sorry. It's fine
Not all of us can be legit. Anyways, I think the coffee date coffee shop. Okay coffee shop guy, okay?
It's fake guys. Well, thanks again for coming. Of course. Thanks for having us and catering to all of my fantasies. Oh
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all of them
Most of them there weren't aliens in any of those
So that we know of you're so right. Yeah, I put a request in for aliens in a hundred episodes
I'm so Lulee that's going straight in the suggestion box. Thank you. Is it the trash or nope alley you right there
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Shout out to all you guys listening
We appreciate the support and let us know who you think is the fake go on the social some of you have done this
So thank you. Yeah, go on to socials and comment who you think is the fake and tune in next week
We love you guys. Sorry enough frenzy on three one two three. Okay
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Don't like to use his legs. I'm a hater. I don't I don't do the cheer. Okay?
That's why I love having guests because they yeah, I'll do it. I'll just follow follow with next time. We'll do our feet together
Yeah, yeah hands for lying. Okay. Love you guys. Bye. Oh
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The electric love so trendy fights in this world landing one click no pretending
Welcome back to internet frenzy. What's good? What's good my fam? So stoked so stoked very special guests making their second
(00:08):
Appearance on the pod not one, but two the yarrow fam
Let's go super excited and pancake pancake guest starring yep our dog stoked to have you guys. Thanks for thanks for coming back
Yeah, happy to be invited back that we didn't ruin our chances last time. Oh my gosh. Absolutely not you just enhanced it
You made it better. That was the goal. Let's go. Let's go the famous Noel
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And her husband and
Dallas and the tag long
The plus one we had a story last week if you haven't listened to our episode last week elite deceit
Y'all need to go check it out Noel is in one of our stories. Well the name Noel
It's not actually no, okay, I better not be no, she's not the mistress not this time not this time
(00:53):
Maybe in a couple years. We don't know
Like I sure hope not thank you Whitney like be a lot better if that didn't happen. That's not the goal
That's not the goal. You're right. You're right. I would like to own Fendi sunglasses
We can make that happen with out the whole being a mistress. Yeah, you don't need to leave them at your a fair partners house
(01:17):
Fair fair, okay great speaking of last week's episodes. We had some good stories
So the first one a woman who grew up in foster care tells her boyfriend both her parents are dead
Joinks only for her much very much alive father to show up at her doorstep
He didn't when that happens. Yeah, same worst way to get caught in a lie
Yeah, my dad's dead and then he's knocking out the door
(01:42):
Dude you're back from the dead nice to see you and asking for money at that too. Yes. Yes
We're POS. I know seriously then a mom finds a random pair of sunglasses
This is the story we're talking about in a while her 11 year old son has an answer way too fast turns out
He's been covering for his dad's affair the ultimate betrayal or just a kid caught about situation
(02:03):
Okay, so that's story number two story number three. This is the last one. You only have three stories last week
Finally a witness to a literal murder is threatened into silence. He never reads the word except to the entire Internet
What would you do? Okay? Oh story three solid stories?
Which one do we feel it was the fake? I'm trying to go I've been right one for 25 or
(02:27):
Since I've last been on there's been a couple more episodes. So I think we're at like
28 now I've gotten one right. I think two maybe to write out of 28 episodes and I
For this one, I don't think I'm gonna be right, but I want to say
it's the hit-and-run that the kid told his dad and
(02:50):
said
Bro, Mrs. What's her bucket totally nailed a person and then told me not to say anything about it
Please please tell me that's the fake Noel you're getting good
I get a medal a trophy
(03:10):
Where's the get the baby the trophy get cash prize? I'll get cash. Oh, that's fine, too. Yeah, that's fine
Cheers cheers cheers three for 28 cheers for being a winner tonight. Let's see if you can do it for these stories this week
Wish me luck. I'm excited. Okay. This is awesome. Well for those that don't know me. I'm Whitney. I'm Joe
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I'm no well. I'm Dallas
And these are our awesome friends and guests for the night and you're gonna be seeing them a lot more if
They're down to keep coming around it would be my honor
It would be my honor. This is my pleasure. It's my pleasure, but you went to in and out tonight
Yeah, my bitch, Errol
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Okay, well this week's episode are you guys ready for the theme? I'm so excited care take it away, Joe. I'm I'm stoked so
literally because
You guys are coming on. This was like
Inspired by what we think you what I think you guys would like. Oh, I love that. I love a custom my story
Yeah, the the title is when the math ain't mathin
(04:19):
Oh
That checks out. I already love it. It's just something you would say I'd say it regularly
Yes, like anytime work life or whatnot. It's like
Something's not right. My gut is something something's not right here
Don't know what it is, but that's it. I got a bad feeling about this
(04:44):
But not about these stories. Let's hear them
I'm a little nervous. They're gonna be that you the stories the stories are a lot of fun very out there some
some new
Subreddits were discovered in the process here. Were they fake?
No, not fake subreddits. They don't need to be fake
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So this is it's a little bit of a it's a little bit of a gear shift
So we're kind of going away from the today. I f'd up or the am I the asshole?
It's like these are a little bit more like one of the threads
It's called the glitch in the matrix. Yes
Love that crap that is
That's you live for this is what I live for you know what I love this crap
(05:29):
I'm so surprised you you really got it right you got it right
Hey, well, I mean I just show up so and I also want to say before Joe starts if you are new to the podcast
What we do every week is one of the four stories is generated by chat GBT and you're trying to guess which one's the fake
The other three are absolutely real as much as they can be from Reddit or anywhere on the internet that we find
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So it's the old the old two truths and a lie turned into podcast internet stories. Let's freaking go
So get your detective hat on or glasses whatever little microscope
Monocle yes, no, I think yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, I was gonna say Sherlock Holmes
But like maybe inspector gadget, maybe a inspector gadgets way off. I don't know sounds like a lot more sexy. Yeah, what dang you'd probably give him the business
(06:22):
Yeah
What happened she sits three cushions away from me and all of a sudden like
Oh, that's a rock. Yeah, you know, what has that effect on people? Yes, she does. Yeah, it's all I should say
All right, so I get to go first, right? Yeah, let's freaking go
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So this one is for Dallas
I just feel like he's gonna appreciate this you guys you will too but like just I'm offended
So this one comes from the subreddit high strangeness. The title is what's the creepiest display of intelligence you've come across?
And that's creepy. I'm loving it. This is a
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This is like this is just a gentle step in the direction that we're headed. So
Just just so a few years ago. I'm working on an old tractor. I got for free from a neighbor when a buddy of mine his wife and
10 year old son come over for a visit. We're talking as I'm working on this machine and his son wants to help
I don't mind at all because I really don't care about this machine as I said
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It was free and was just a keep busy kind of project
I figured I'd teach him safety things like fuel and spinning parts and so on now
This machine had a weird issue in it that it wouldn't keep running no matter what I did
I'm a small engine mechanic. So this is my job and I'm pretty good at it
I knew it was fuel but after cleaning the tank changing the lines fuel filter and cleaning the carb
I still couldn't get proper gas flow. It was a bit of a head scratcher
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This kid is helping me so I explained how the fuel system works to him
Not really expecting him to absorb any of it. Anyway, my buddy and I decide we were gonna step out for a bit
Leaving his wife and son with my wife
The boy asks if he can keep messing with the machine and his mother says no as she doesn't want him to break it
I tell her that I honestly don't care and to let him have a go at it if he wants
She agrees and we leave she of course is supervising him to ensure he doesn't end up hurting himself
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But I tell her there are no blades on it and it's pretty much dead. So there's nothing he could really do
I see where this is going. I see where this is going. Oh, I'm scared. Yeah, I'm I
Maybe maybe I'm fully wrong, but I am thrilled right now. I'm loving this
We come back after a few hours and wouldn't you believe it?
We see this kid riding around on this old beat-up lawn tractor as his mother looks on smiling. I
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Ask her if she did something to which she says nope when you told him he could do whatever he wants
He just started taking it apart and it ran
I asked her if he's ever messed with any machines before and she says no his father isn't mechanically inclined
So they don't really do this kind of stuff together
I asked the kid what he did so he proceeds to tell me in the most kid way ever that no gas was getting inside and he remembered
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My explanation on how the fuel system worked. So he began taking it apart starting
Starting at the tank like I did and figured it must have been in the carb
So he takes it apart and notices that there's a tiny screen that I didn't even know about since very few machines have one
Where the fuel line enters the carb that was clogged up
This kid literally diagnosed a fuel system for the very first time ever mind you found the issue that an experienced
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Mechanic overlooked and reassembled the machine and got it working all while never having touched a single engine in his life
The last thing I say to his parents is get that boysome tools ASAP
So that's it creepy intelligence out of a 10 year old child to this day. I'm still blown away by it
I love that Wow, that's a savant right there. Oh my gosh
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This guy couldn't get this tractor to work and a 10 year old is like wrenching on it for 10 minutes and all of a sudden
It's like yeah, no, I don't know what you're talking about. It's fine. Cool. I'm just gonna do some laps on this tractor
Oh, that I just fixed that I just built did you like hire him on the spot at that point like Frank might as well
Should have I would like to hire him crazy stuff
How how is that even possible with the little a little kid just that that has to be a salon that has to be like he just has
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That ability his brain just works or maybe he just he's just a little kid where he can just he understood
What the guy was saying and was able to see that the screen was in the way
I mean, I would not ever be able to do that. No, so well most people
I mean this guy was literally this guy is a small engine mechanic like his job is
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Diagnosing these things he could not figure out how to get this thing to run in a kid that has never touched an engine
He's like wait, so how do you do it and that's wild just based on explanation alone
I can guarantee the kid has like ADHD or autism for sure like
I could just listen pay attention like and then just
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His mind works that way. Yeah, I I work with heavy equipment and stuff like that
And it's always like the simplest of things
That resolves the issue like just had an experience at work like two weeks ago
Have a piece of equipment. We're on rent. It's costing us tens of thousands of dollars a month
It will not run for longer than like five ten minutes at a time. You got to get this kid on the case
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It's a worst 10 year old. Ten year old. Come on
And so like we had a mechanic out literally spent like two and a half days trying to figure out why it won't stay running
Literally, it was the wrong filter
That's all that it was. Oh my god
Who figured that out the mechanic not that mechanic. We had another mechanic come out
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Go and literally walked up and was like, oh, he got the wrong filter on it and swapped it out put it in
Fired right up. That's frustrating. And so it's like always like the simplest thing and like the first mechanic that was out there was like
All the fuels getting there. This is happening like going through all the steps. I'm like
Dude take it back to the basics. I would take one look. He could be like, oh, yeah, it's a fuel system issue
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I'd like look at him be like
Cool. So that's broken forever. Yeah, like I'm not like I'm gonna start unscrewing everything and like
I'm trusting that this mechanic figured it out the adult if anything and like oh, he says it's not working
It will never be working then yeah bummer. That's crazy
He just had the guts to be like, okay, I'm gonna tear it apart and see what I can do
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We see if I can fix it. Yeah, I would not be like that. That's crazy. That's a crazy story
Yeah, just just a just a little just a little strange
Okay, just enough to wonder, you know, like is that just normal?
Smart kid behavior. Was there anything else going on? I don't know aliens. It's gotta be aliens
It's gotta be don't sleep on them. You can't they're they're confirmed now
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I don't ever sleep when it aliens get brought up. I'm so sorry. I was just kidding. I'm not gonna say they're fake
No, they're fake. It's all a joke. No, I actually sleep very soundly. Okay, good
But aliens do scare me. They're real. They're absolutely real like that's like one of my fears is being abducted by aliens
That's one of my dreams
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Dreams well you're like, please, you know that you wake up naked every time you're
I hope they scrub me down. She like hates clothes anyways, so
That's like a good method of being alive. Oh, I just can't imagine waking up naked and then there's just aliens
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They're probably talking about how hot I am and you're just like yes. Yeah, exactly
It's like 20 degrees. You're freezing. They want to if they want to study a specimen. I'll give them a
Specimen, okay? All right a spicy woman
So aliens I'm available. Oh, don't don't do that. Okay. I was just kidding
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Well, if you got abducted by aliens, well, they wait send me back
I'd be too annoying. I'd be like bro. Tell me what you're doing over there. I want to actually no BS right now
Would you actually?
Be scared or no, I would absolutely be scared. Oh, okay, so you wouldn't be like with some guys
She would have no, but I would start asking questions. I'd be like, hey
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Oh, but they can't understand you so they're just no no no they live on earth. They understand us. No, they understand us
They but they don't have to talk to you like they understand you they're like think about it true
You're like an answer. I know they understand. That's why they're here. They're intelligent beings
They're smarter than us if they got if they can fly in space and live in space or other planets and come down here
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Yeah, they're gonna come to earth. They're not that smart if they're coming
I mean I take it back if they're gonna come to earth
They know what's going on. They know what's going on if you ever go missing. It's a little
Dallas, it's aliens first aliens first then Dallas their cops like pull me in for questioning
And I'm like, I'm telling you right now. It's not the husband. It's not it's not this time
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It's the a not this time. She was begging for it. No, it's
There's three different kinds
They're the gray ones
No, they're just great the great they turn gray after the green ones die. No, bro
There's little do some research bro. Do you have access to the internet? It's
Yeah, well, hey
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This might be a surprise to you, but you can't believe everything you read. No, I can you you guys may not
But I do is the earth flat
No, no, it's not thank you there is a firmament but it but it's not flat
On a good day, so what's the next story?
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No, I don't truly believe it's flat, but I mean we we just don't know anything
I just don't I have never been to space. I've never seen the earth. Do you think we've been on the moon?
Hell no, do you tell me right now? Don't be yeah, don't I do I do believe honey. We have not been on the moon
Bro, but you don't believe in flat earth
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No, we haven't been to the moon. We have not been to the moon
I mean, how do we go to the moon in the 60s and we haven't been back one time. It's too expensive
Aliens are here we do have people living on the International Space Station, so
Oh, yeah, there are people in space. I the earth is not flat. It's not someone that got out and ran on the moon
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We didn't walk on them. Okay. I don't think we made it to them in no that guys
I can be persuaded. I could be persuaded the footage is horrible
Yeah, that's I mean it was the 60s
But I would love to believe that we did like that's pretty cool. Yeah, I would love to believe it, but I just can't get it
I can't get that's fair. That's understandable like the math ain't math and you know
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Mm-hmm, you know guys. Mm-hmm. That makes sense. That makes it story number two
We actually weren't on the moon. Yeah, I arrived at my lecture yesterday and no one was there
But today they're all telling me they were there my crazy or something going on
I went to my lecture at the usually scheduled time yesterday when arrived at the building
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I was really confused because usually it's incredibly packed
There is another 200 person lecture that ends five minutes before mine
So not only are they all coming out but people from my lecture are waiting to go in this time
There was no one there and the halls were empty when I walked into the lecture hall all the lights were off and nobody was there except
For two guys they were standing in front of the chalkboard writing up problems
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And I asked them if lecture was happening and they said they didn't know what I was talking about and that their lecture for a different class
Had just finished and they were doing practice problems
I left and checked to see if I had missed an email about class being canceled
I was really confused because there weren't any around five to ten minutes after the usual starting time for class
I emailed my professor and my TA to ask if lecture was happening and if I had missed any information a few hours later
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They replied saying that we had lecture a scheduled per usual with no location changed to make sure I wasn't going crazy
I checked to make sure I was at the right room by logging into my
University of website and checking the building name and number
Which confirmed I was in the right place then today
I went to my discussion and asked everyone if we had lecture yesterday and they all looked at me and each other with really weird
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Expressions and said they had all gone to lecture. I
Followed that up by asking if there was a location change and they all said no
My TA also then told me that I was the only person I've asked about whether or not there were any changes to lecture time in place
For context there are over 200 people in the lecture and I was the only one to have said something also during discussion today
I couldn't focus at all because when my TA was erasing the chalk on the chalkboard instead of it looking powdery and
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Dusting off the board. It was dripping down the chalkboard as though it were wet
I was blinking and looking around at people and no one acted as though anything was different or weird
Does anyone have any ideas as to what could have happened or am I losing my mind?
That's a glitch in the matrix. That is the matrix doing a front flip. Yeah, that's not a glitch. That's a
He went into a different dimension. Yeah
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That's a different dimension different timeline. I gotta say I've never experienced anything like that ever I have not not to that severity
What but um, I'm trying to remember what my brain tried to forget it because it was so weird
So I'm not gonna remember it, but it was wild. I've had a word like I've had very very vivid dreams
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Things happen and then like you wake up and it's like, okay, was that real or was that not real?
Trying to come out of it or like you wake up and you feel pain that happened in the dream or whatever like to go throughout a day
Not know like that
That's too much and for everyone else to be like, what are you talking about?
We were all there at the same time like no
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I just an email the TA and I'm and every question I was asking my head they answered where it's like
Make cuz I've done something like that before in college where I'm like I went to the wrong building or I came at the wrong time
And so I'm like I thought it was glitching, but it was just I'm like, oh shoot
I'm at the wrong building or wrong time or a class got canceled and so the fact that like all of that
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It was answer
Motha Motha Motha Motha I've had a word like oh, I need to go to this class today
But then it's like oh and so being a Tuesday. It's a Wednesday or whatnot
I got something mixed up like but the fact that all the classmates
Walking down the hallway knowing you're in the right building you go to the right classroom
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It literally reminds me of like a scary movie promise of like and then for the chalkboard to be all wet like going down the board
She's looking around like is anyone else seeing this? I there's got to be something there like maybe she's
That's nightmare fuel. Is she tripping? Yeah, she like on yeah, she's on song
What's that movie?
See the beautiful mind or whatever
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with
Think it's Russell Crowe and he has
Schizophrenia and he
For remember, right? He's a professor. He has learned to recognize like what's real and what's fake and what they are
And so it's based on a true story and like that's what it reminds me of like are you having a psychotic break almost?
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That wouldn't be too wild that would be less wild have a psychotic break then but still like yeah, okay
You have it you walk into a classroom and the two people there are like no
We just had a lecture wrap up and there's like 200 people in the hallways are empty. That's so sketch lights are off like
Yeah, it's like a that's it sounds like a dimensional shift
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Sounds like she went to a different dimension doesn't add up came back and what the hell but listen
This has happened to me this exact same thing
No, it's a very very small fraction of it, but it felt similar what it's worth
It's actually happened to me twice very strangely like different times when I was in high school
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I used to I used to have to go and pick up this girl that was a friend this one
I lived here in Arizona, so I would have to pick up this girl on my way to school
There was one day where like kind of rolled like rolled over almost like oh frick
I'm late. I got to go like hurry got in my car like went to go and pick this girl up and she was very punctual
I would pull into this church parking lot and she would just walk right out or like she already be standing there waiting for me pull up
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Like to where she was supposed to come and get in my truck, and I'm like waiting. I'm like this is so freakin weird
She's late. Now I got my phone out and I went to send her a text message. I looked I was two hours early
Like I literally just like
Something switched in my brain where like I didn't recognize the time and I drove and got ready for high school
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I'm a junior in high school at this point. No, you don't get up two hours early
I don't know what happened in high school. I'm in this church parking lot, and I literally had to go back home
Before school started what in like wait?
To go back. It was the weirdest thing. Hey, that's it was so weird
I know yeah, I was like day ruined what the frick happened. Why did I like wake up?
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That's wild and I woke up thinking that I was super late already, so I was like, you know, yeah
I was on just get out the door
That's weird weird very weird very real thing and then had
Basically the same situation after we were married. We're married. We're married first year of college
I had a 7 a.m. English class. That's discussing for a second and last of all. Oh, it was it was horrible
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And I'm sorry keep my professor was this
This crazy lady. She probably listens to this podcast, but she's a crazy lady. We love you. Thank you for listening
And number one comment, but anyways, yes, basically same thing happened where since it was a 7 a.m. Class
It was winter. It was always dark when I was driving to class. I was like one day same thing woke up
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Thought I was late hit the road get to class get there
No one's there buildings. Everything's dark. I'm like what is going on
Like go to text my this kid on my golf team who was in my class and I'm like cool. I up exactly an hour early
What in the six a.m. Got to class at six a.m. Got to class at six a.m. Yes
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Be normal even even stopped at circle K on the way in like just oh my it's like somewhat routine
Shut up just ready to go just hope so if you're just you love to learn very weird
And yeah, I went out went to my car and like listen to music and just waited
Yeah, a lot of these comments are just saying like I strongly recommend going to the doctor a lot of people are saying
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She's hallucinating because of stress
That's what I'm saying. That's what the dripping makes me think that's a yeah, that's a weird one
Yeah, that have you guys ever had something like that happen where you're like I'm looking at something
I'm like that's moving and like there's just no possible way. It's moving. Yes, but I'm like no, that's moving
Yes, but it's not I've seen some things that were not supposed to be there. Yeah
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You're like stop someone and you just like don't realize it. Yes. Yeah me too a couple times more more often than I'd like to admit
But yeah, I never caught those. That's not a big deal. Yeah, well, we're talking about whoa. Hey guys, what's
Guys if I go missing no
Aliens aliens first
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First
Aliens
You just you just honestly you just never know I've seen 2020
He's obsessed with 2020. Maybe I should be more concerned
You're gonna go missing. Yes. Thank you. I feel like you're gonna go missing. He talks about it non-stop
Well, if I say something now I'm around I'll protect you. Oh
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That was like that was like cool for a second and kind of like went on comfy. I don't know
No, I'm back. No, I'm back. Well the pockets are gonna be like did it stop playing?
You know be hilarious I was just thinking like we we like say a part of the story and then we just
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Resay it and we act like nothing
And we react the same
Oh, don't tense me we punk everybody my god, we prank everyone, you know, it'd be so funny
What is if we like say the same thing we like resay it?
And then we just reacted the same like that would
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Skip refor
Oh, I want to prank everybody. You know, it'd be so funny
Oh
Well, that was my story and now we're gonna go on the jokes. Okay, this comes from glitching the matrix. Oh
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My wife and I saw our five-year-old daughter, but older
No
He was gonna say but make
Definitely I was like
That's not a glitch in the matrix. That's a regular Tuesday morning. That's called parenthood. Yeah
This happened a few months ago in early January
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My wife and I were in the kitchen prepping lunch and chatting our five-year-old daughter was in the living room watching TV
No one else in the house
We live in a two-bedroom apartment and the layout of the house allows us to see a bit of the corridor and hallway outside the kitchen
My wife was cutting up food and I was sitting behind her as we talked
She started to turn around to face me but stopped midway staring at the kitchen door
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She froze up completely and I remember asking what is it?
She let out a loud gasp and then I instinctively look towards the door as well
This is when it's getting good so focus up
I saw a brief glimpse of what seemed like a person turning the corner towards the living room
It happened very fast, but I was sure I saw someone I panicked my immediate thought was holy frick
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Frick
Someone broke in my daughter's alone in the living room
The only thing I thought of doing was grabbing a knife and yelled at my wife to call the police
I rushed into the corridor and into the living room in the living room. There was nothing
My kid was just sitting on the couch watching bluey. She looked at me and asked what's up with the confused expression
Mind you I had a knife in my hand and probably look crazy. I tried to play it off and asked if she saw anyone come in the room
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She hadn't and was clueless about what I was talking about
I searched the living room and the rest of the house no sign of a break-in windows closed and we live on the third floor
If someone had tried to escape that way they would have fallen really bad
I checked everywhere wardrobes behind curtains the front door nothing no signs of entry and the front door was totally closed
And we didn't hear anyone come in or anything of the sort this all happened within maybe ten minutes
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I went back to the kitchen where my wife was crying. She had frozen up and didn't call the cops
I calmed her down. She got scared bad and she couldn't even speak properly
When she when she calmed down she explained to me what she saw
I personally only caught a very quick glimpse of the thing turning around the corner
However, my wife says she got a good look at it
She says she saw what looked like a tall woman dressed in a floral dress and high heels walking across the corridor
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Neither of us heard any sound though
She said the woman stopped when she understood
She was seen
Looked at my wife in the eyes and my wife swears the figure looked like our daughter, but older. Oh
I know exactly what that is. Okay, so I keep going this happens pumps. Yeah
Oh
This happened in the space of seconds when she first froze up in shock when my wife gasped the woman hurried and turned the corner
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Into the living room. I only saw the last part if I hadn't caught a glimpse of it
I would ask my wife to go into therapy or something, but I know something was there
We never figured out what we saw but it was definitely the strangest moment of my life and I know it happened
Wanted to share it here. Oh
That's a ghost. That's an ancestor
Like oh, do you think it is an ancestor that I say a lot like her? Oh, that's actually beautiful
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That's where I that's where I go. Wow
I hope it is and the fact that like she realized she was not supposed to be seen and then disappeared
That's what I think. I mean definitely a glitch in the matrix, but no kiss. Yeah wild
That's I feel like that that to me that
Settles easier
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Than it being that are from 100 somehow 100% that's like an interstellar like
Yeah, you know dimensional like yeah time traveling time stuff crazy with that be like I would love to come face to face with like the my
six-year-old self
But that would be a yeah, it's like you're not extra like yeah if you're just like to
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Like for me
Like I think I would much rather have somebody break into my house
like
Then they're like my kid or like something like a family to me
There's nothing more terrifying as like the person who's supposed to protect the family as I know for a fact
I saw something there and there's nothing I can do about it. I think that is the most like
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unsettling
Dressing like whether there's like bad feelings evolved or not
But just that like there was something there and like I can't deny it at all if somebody breaks in you know for a fact
They're there you can and you have lots of guns that helps you can't shoot a ghost
You know, but you can cry about it
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Yeah, you can cry about it. What's the craziest ghost story you have because I know you have a lot
I do what if I want to scare you if there was one no one I had just gotten married and it was our the first
Place that we lived in and it was a house that a family member
Let us stay at and it was we were renting from them three bedrooms. Oh nice and Tempe. Yeah, perfect
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Yeah, it was great bigger than we needed to took care of us. I mean it was phenomenal and there
There was one
Room in the house and it was so there was a master bedroom
Master bathroom and then it could go into like a little office room. It's like a corridor and that I love that word for ghost
It's just it's like they should live there, you know
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It's there's like the the master bathroom
It was almost like a Jack and Jill bathroom where like the office was attached to it
And like you could go in and then be in the master bathroom
Every time we went into that like we had a couple boxes in there and we would only go in there to like
Get a couple things just because we never
Boxes in there. We're like we we were looking at the house and we went in there like
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It feels like this and we just moon walked out of there like no
We're not like so we went in there maybe three times the seven months that I lived there anytime
I had to go in there. It was like I know I'm getting something out of there
And I'm like you're out. I don't spend a second. Would you turn the light on? Oh, yes, okay?
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Anytime day night, whatever like yeah, let's go totally totally
I think it was like month two or three that we've lived there and we were asleep
And it was the middle of the night. It had to be like 2 a.m
So there was a master bedroom and then it opened to like the living room and then the kitchen
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It was kind of an open floor plan a little bit and we had a picture hanging on the wall
And there was a couch right next to it already hate the picture
I mean it was probably like two foot wide four foot tall. Yeah, it's a big one
Falls on the couch bounces off hits the ground and like is loud. Yeah, no those are loud
It's loud like both of us sit up in bed at the same exact time like both of us heard it
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So scary look at each other and we're like what the heck is going on like of course I got my gun
I'm like walking towards the door and I'm like barely opening it and she's like go go go go go go
Like you gotta figure out what it is
I'm not getting up. Yeah, right. I'm sorry. I am I would be like behind Joe like so she's staying
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No, I'm not I'm not getting up. I'm locking the door once he gets out there. I'm like, yeah
And like I go out so you walk in it's like a 90 degree turn to get into the master
But it's like still open enough you could see kind of the kitchen
Little bit the hallway so like I open it and the picture frames Lane
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Right there. Okay, right next to it and it's like, okay
I know what the sound is but then it's like we don't why we did it
What there's no reason I mean we already had things up on the wall for like months at this point and so it's like
It's like what is it not something that like hit it?
It wasn't like the nail was bad like the nail was still there like it like something had to have pushed it
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Didn't just didn't make sense. So like I go through check the house check the garage everything
Everything was good did not go into the office to check it because it was yeah, we're not doing the office
Seriously, that was the one you were not gonna check. I don't remember. Oh my gosh. I don't think he did but like
Literally looked around nothing was out of place like everything was fine
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But still like we got into bed and I think it was so untattling like it was a yeah
We should have known then that like
So there's more to the story. Yeah, then there's my experience. Oh, that was our combined experience
But so now onto my experience. I had been feeling something
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when I would
Watch my face in the sink like in the bathroom where like you feel a
Displaced air of like if somebody's walking past you, you know that feeling no never never had it
But I can I understand okay?
So like if somebody's walking behind you in the kitchen or like you're facing one direction and you feel somebody behind you okay
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Yeah, like I've yes, I feel like I have where it's like the air
Swishes anyways like you can feel it when somebody walks by like a real person like a real person
Yeah, a live person walks by you and you're like, oh, yeah
Obviously Dallas is behind me
so I was washing my face one night and I feel the I feel the air displaced and I'm like Dallas and
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And then I hear him from the family room and I'm like I'm in the bathroom
He's in the family room cool cool. I'm glad he was home though
I'm so glad and it wasn't just no one so then I like pat my face dry
And I don't want to open my eyes because I'm like no we were good. We're good. Okay. We're good and then
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When I would go to sleep a couple a few times I felt someone
Beside my bed because I was on the right side of the bed
And so I would feel someone walking back and forth and I was looking at Dallas next to me
So I knew it wasn't Dallas and like I'm looking with my eyes and like I can feel
the air moving
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Next to me like it feels like there's something yeah there and so I had this very eerie feeling that there was a
Visitor is spirit. Yeah, I like that. I call him a visitor. Yeah, cuz I'm like y'all aren't staying. No, yeah, you're a
You're you're a you're a tough and go and then y'all are gonna be out of here. Yeah
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so I had a relative who is sensitive to these things come and clear out the house and
So I'm like, all right cool. We're chill. Yeah, and she's like, yeah
So it was there's a woman who works in the office
That's connected to the bathroom and I'm like
So that's what we were feeling. She's like, yeah, she works out of the office and since the house has been vacant for so long
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there's just a lot of extra room and space for
visitors to come and
Keep their spirits here when you guys were not here, but now that you're here
Oh, you are interrupting her work of like having people
Come and stay in the home. Like what is she? Is she like a freaking? Yeah, she's like a she's a host some sort of hostess
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I'm just I just pictured like a freaking
Person like a CPA. She's a CPA on the other side and people are coming and doing their doing their
Office, yes, and I'm watching my face and she's like, bro. Can you get a load of this?
Like I'm working like I'm literally just doing an audit right now if you're watching the face
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That's exactly. Yeah, so she worked there and then so in the middle of the night
Someone had come to get her but hadn't realized that she had been cleared out
And so I woke up in the middle of the night and I see a black
Silhouette at the foot of my bed. No, and he's looking at me and I see the eyes and he was tall
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This is not her. This is a different. This is different and I look at the foot of my bed and I paralyzed
And I'm like Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas and he's not waking up press you could talk at least
I I couldn't believe that I talked and then I like finally like I like closed my eyes again and then I opened and
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He was gone and I'm like down
And I'm hitting him
I'm like, bro. Did you know? Who's he? No. And he was like, no, man. What are you talking about?
I'm like, there was a guy. He was he was looking at me
And so I had the relative come back and be like, bro, what's up? What's up?
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What's good over here? And he had said to her
That he was looking for the lady of the house because he thought she was still there and I was not meant to see him
but I did
Oh, and then I had a different relative say
Well, he was he was fine. They weren't and I was able to fall back asleep. So I'm like it was chill. It was fine
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But the I had another relative who's like well at least they weren't crawling on the floor
No, that guy literally was like I'm here to pick up my tax recurrence. Yeah, so I'm like I
Don't got it. I don't got it
I'm alive. She left it in the file folders in the office. Go on and go check in there
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You gotta check in there for 300 bucks. I don't I don't know nothing about your taxes
How long how much longer did you live there after all that?
Um a couple months, but we didn't have any years. We know we didn't have any other instances after that that was okay
Good that was that's not bad. No, I'm just kidding. That's what I know it wasn't too bad
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They like they weren't there to harm us. I mean the lady was she tried to fight me but man at the foot of the bed
So the main lady she was not she was she didn't not like me there
So that's why she kept like she was pacing
The relative was like yeah, she's pacing back and forth while you were sleeping cursing you like
Sorry fam. I'm just trying to get my beauty rest. Oh
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Well, I don't know why I'm just I'm absolutely convinced that she's like works for the IRS
I just I don't know
The vibe that she was giving is absolutely IRS like annoying like just like crabby. Give me the money
Yes, yeah, that was definitely her vibe. So I wouldn't be surprised
Like maybe from the 80s to yes like a like a we're there real hard day about it. You know, oh, yeah
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That was definitely that's definitely and her name. I'm sure was Karen. So that sounds sounds fitting
All right, sorry keep going. That's a great your story. It is my story
I'm so excited. Okay, me too. Is this sketchier? You'll see I'm at this coffee shop the other day
Just killing time and I'm standing in line when this guy walks in and the second I see him
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I brain just knows him not in a he looks kind of familiar way
But in a I know exactly how he moves how he talks what he's about to do kind of way
I
Don't say anything but I'm watching him now just out of curiosity
He steps up to the counter and before he even opens his mouth
I think he's gonna order a large iced coffee. No sugar and sure enough word for word. That's what he says at this point
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I'm weirded out, but I figure okay
Maybe I just overheard him say earlier or something then he turns and I know he's gonna sit at the second table by the window
No hesitation no looking around. He just walks
Straight to that spot like it's his usual seat and I'm just staying there thinking what the hell is happening right now
So I grab my drink and sit down and for the next few minutes. I'm just racking my brain
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Like where do I know this guy from an old co-worker a classmate a friend of a friend?
But the more I stare at him the more I realize I don't
His face isn't ringing any bells at all. I have zero memory of ever meeting this dude
And yet somehow I knew exactly who he was going to do before he did it even started guessing his next moves
Just to see if I was going crazy. He's gonna check his watch boom. He's gonna stretch his left arm boom
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He's gonna grab his phone stare at it for a second then put it back down for boom
Every single thing it wasn't like I was reading body language or anything
It was like I had seen this exact moment before I wanted to go up and say something just to see if you recognize me too
But honestly I chickened out paid for my coffee walked out and spent the whole drive home questioning reality
I even went through old photos contacts anything that might connect me to him nothing
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So yeah, either I cross-pass with this guy in another life or my brain glitched and gave me early access to the next five minutes of reality
No clue which one is worse. I
Was just gonna say which one's worse
That's wild I've never heard anything like that terrifying that was like that was like deja vu that keeps happening. Yes
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but only to one guy
Like I've had deja vu where it's like a couple different people and I'm like, oh, yeah
No, I've been here before but like for one guy and I'm wondering what if she was
Predicting what he was gonna do like what if she was controlling him? Oh
(45:14):
What if I mean because these are all wild options like let's just go wilder
Let's go wilder the puppeteer. Yeah, just you watch
Hey, that's a crazy thought though to think that she could have just been controlling him. She didn't realize
Like that she knew what he was gonna do
Maybe she was just manifesting what he was gonna do. Have you ever like do you have any deja vu?
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Instances that are like really poignant like you have any that you really remember very well
Yes, yeah, I remember
When I was like a little kid
I had a dream of like this place
It was like this house and I had like a pool attached to it and it was all an indoor pool
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But a head glass windows and like you could see out and like I remember going swimming
There was people there and it's like okay, and then I swear it was a couple years later
We have a family reunion and kind of like a place similar to that and then it was a couple years after that like I was
remembering kind of that dream and like made the connection that like the building with the pool was the same building and like the
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Layout where it was like the main building and everything was like this same exact layout
I had a dream probably when I was like seven or eight
that I
Was in the airport and I went into an airport bathroom
And I like turned around from going to the bathroom in the airport bathroom
and there was a guy that was just standing there staring at me and
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Then I woke up from the dream
So and this is where this is like a very weird deja vu experience because in the dream
I remember that like I could see his face and I knew who he was like I felt like a familiarity with this guy
Yeah, and then throughout my life after that
I've never forgot that dream
But I would have experiences where I would see somebody like I could see somebody in the grocery store
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And I'd be like that was the guy from my dream
It gave me the chills just saying that out loud
But like I'd like that's happened to me before we're like three or four different times like seeing that person and what's weird is that it
Wasn't it was not always the same person
So like my brain would like fit different people into like the deja vu feeling of like that was him
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But it like I don't know because they want they weren't the same people
You know and it was like yeah like three or four different times even up the last time was I was in high school
And it was somebody that I saw on TV. I was like
I
That is the guy from that dream when I was a kid
Do you know that your brain if this is crazy, but do you know that your brain can't make up like?
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People in your head. So when you're dreaming it's someone you have literally seen before I remember
Saying that like somebody telling me that because of this. Yeah, so you've definitely seen whoever that was actually
I that's weird because now I remember like I remember telling my dad about the dream and him being like
Very sketched out like very much like wanting to be protective like wait who who was it?
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What did he look like? Yeah, I could totally see your dad like she did it. It gives me
With the bathroom thing. I had a nightmare. This is I've never seen this lady before
But it was like a creepy like the grudge like the ring kind of look
But I remember I was like it was the chillest dream just having a good time bro went to go freakin pee
Maybe poop. I don't remember in my dream. Anyways went to go to the bathroom in a public restroom
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And I sat down to pee and I was like I felt like someone was looking at me
Like I felt like looking at you or like was looking at you like in the toilet
No, I'm thirsty
I literally am hungry
(49:00):
Okay, so now you were pooping
I was being I was being I'm just kidding. I'm being silly
So I remember just feeling like someone's looking at me and I like look down
And there's nothing there and all of a sudden I hear these like giggles like creepy
And I literally look up and half her body is hanging over
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the stall
looking yeah looking at me and
I couldn't even scream. I was so terrified and then I woke up for my dream
but to this day if
I feel just a smidge of that like am I being looked at I immediately look up look. I'm like
Yeah, I don't look down first
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I look up interesting and then I look down and yeah, I still see this day
I've only had that dream once and I'll forever so look up if you need to everyone look is there a movie called look up
I feel like there is get out
It's very similar. Don't breathe
The two word movies. Yeah, we're naming. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's so
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Talk about freaking the math a math and that's horrifying
Meaning your person. Oh doppelgangers. Yes. See see that was like nah see I would like to meet my
70 year old self and I'm sweet and I have a million grandkids and I'm happy and blah blah
I don't want to meet the evil evil evil version of myself. I
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Would you
The evil version of myself would destroy me. I would not survive dead. I'd be dead within two seconds
What do you mean? I'm sorry if I'm not the evil version of myself then that person is sick and
Sick and twisted exactly like I
I
Sick and twisted like the evil side of me would literally torture me. Probably tear me limb by limb
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And then eat me so you got that in you
That's you yeah, that's you just later. Oh, I'm just so competitive on an angry day
Like I feel like my evil side like I'm already competitive
So my evil side would like really want to be the most evil of everyone so he would be seeing how other people are doing it
I'd be like I'm gonna be ten times worse. I'm everyone watch. This is how you do it
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There's some like clinical psychiatrist listening to this right now. This is punching the air like this is a room full of crazies
Check like literally like please like oh cool multiple personality disorder
Check but do we have the right guess on the fake story? That's really what we need to
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How do we feel?
Okay, I need to be so boy mechanic. Yes, yes, and your own mechanic then we had the daughter
The older version of the daughter then we had the lecture
Showing up to the lecture lecture. Yep, and then the coffee shop coffee shop is the only one that like I've never heard of of stuff like that
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Yeah, that's crazy
but I
Wouldn't put it past somebody for that to happen
It's just like you know you do have you have deja vu where you're just like or at least I've had it where it just keeps going
Where it's like I've never had it where I'm seeing ahead like I'm like oh this is what they're gonna do
But like it happens and you're like oh my tell is still going
(52:35):
Where you're just like wait, okay
That why is all of this familiar like it's not I've seen all of that happen. Yeah exactly like that
Yeah, I don't have any good examples of that
But I know sometimes when it happens and I'm just like dude
It was going on the lecture. I was chill with up until the dripping
(52:55):
That you died did throw me off a little bit, but you never know you just never know
Dallas, could have been a little trick up my sleeve
I want to say that the daughter the older daughter like seen
Seeing the or seeing the girl on the floor. Okay. That was my favorite story of the night
I'm not gonna lie like it's either like
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100% true or like
It's really very
Yeah, and that should be made into a movie. Yeah, I mean I just want to add a comment
So I was gonna share it about that story. Yeah a comment from reddit where it's very real post
Uh-huh, right, right, right? It'd be funny if someone in another universe is writing about a couple in their child in her apartment
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You get it. Oh, I
Hate that you imagined I
Just interdimensional
Very interstellar very
The uninvited I've heard of a story where there is this boy who is a serial killer
(54:06):
Stalker living in the walls of someone's house and it was his dad the mom had died and
The two daughters were always home alone because he had to work two jobs
And they were hearing like bumps in the night and is it Bruno?
We don't talk about Bruno
(54:27):
What a glitch in the matrix
The math just ain't mathin yeah these stories were good
They way to go guys fun ones so officially he be jubbied me you'll have to you'll have to tune in next week to find out
Which one's the fake wait you guys didn't choose officially. Oh, I want to say the
Lady in the floral dress. That's okay. That's my official and so far Dallas is a hundred percent
(54:53):
In the yeah, you know in the if you just wanted to rub it in that's fine. I I had to I'm sorry. It's fine
Not all of us can be legit. Anyways, I think the coffee date coffee shop. Okay coffee shop guy, okay?
It's fake guys. Well, thanks again for coming. Of course. Thanks for having us and catering to all of my fantasies. Oh
(55:17):
all of them
Most of them there weren't aliens in any of those
So that we know of you're so right. Yeah, I put a request in for aliens in a hundred episodes
I'm so Lulee that's going straight in the suggestion box. Thank you. Is it the trash or nope alley you right there
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Shout out to all you guys listening
We appreciate the support and let us know who you think is the fake go on the social some of you have done this
So thank you. Yeah, go on to socials and comment who you think is the fake and tune in next week
We love you guys. Sorry enough frenzy on three one two three. Okay
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Don't like to use his legs. I'm a hater. I don't I don't do the cheer. Okay?
That's why I love having guests because they yeah, I'll do it. I'll just follow follow with next time. We'll do our feet together
Yeah, yeah hands for lying. Okay. Love you guys. Bye. Oh
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