The vaticancatholic.com Guide to Cross-Examining Your Priest Before Mass

Hello, this is Brother Michael Dimond from vaticancatholic.com. Did you know that we had a Eucharistic Miracle at our Monastery? Check out that video on our website at vaticancatholic.com.

In these times of great apostasy, it is difficult to find a valid Mass celebrated by a non-heretical priest. Dangerous things like “NFP”, “Divine Mercy”, and “baptism of desire” along with many other heresies are preached at even the most seemingly traditional Catholic churches. That’s why on our website we tell everyone in the U.S., that since we are unaware of any safe Masses to attend that you must stay home and pray the Rosary instead.

We also hope that you do as we say because our Monastery is in need of more support so that we can pay off the loans we took out to run our Russian bot farms. Paying for the heated floor in our basketball court is also pretty expensive too, so we hope you become a true Dimondite believer and agree with everything we say.

But, ok, back to the topic of the “Mass”…

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If you are willing, after receiving extensive spiritual direction through our hotline at 1-800-275-1126, you still wish to attend a Mass that you think is safe, we have prepared a set of questions that you may ask the so-called “priest” in order to determine whether it is safe to attend and receive Holy Communion.

Make sure to ensure any priest whose Mass you plan on attending, receiving communion at, and/or receiving any other sacraments from has answered all these questions properly. To be safe, make sure you also have them take a lie-detector test while they talk to you. You also should threaten them to make sure there is no chance of them changing their opinion on any of these questions during Mass. This is important. If the priest lies to you or changes his mind after answering these questions, you have committed a mortal sin by attending his Mass or receiving sacraments from him as they are invalid. These questions will take about 30-45 minutes to complete, depending on the priest.

We actually recommend you stay at home instead and pray 15 decades of the Rosary followed by donating to us and watching our videos. But if you think you must go to Mass, here’s the question checklist to ask:

* Were you ordained in the traditional rite of ordination, or was it the post-Vatican II rite?

* Correct Answer: "I was ordained in the traditional rite of ordination which is the rite used from 33 AD to until the Council of Nicea. I believe that all rites used after the Council of Nicea are illegitimate."

* Do you accept Francis (or the current Pope) as the legitimate Pope, or do you hold a sedevacantist view?

* Correct Answer: "I hold a sedevacantist view; I do not recognize Francis as the legitimate Pope but instead believe that the Dimond brothers, being the only non-heretics in the world are the only “acting” Popes. Francis, as proven by the Dimond brothers, is a manifest heretic and is in fact not even a priest, let alone a bishop, as he was not validly ordained."

* Do you believe in the possibility of salvation for non-Catholics through 'baptism of desire' or 'invincible ignorance'?

* Correct Answer: "No, I do not believe in salvation through 'baptism of desire' or 'invincible ignorance'; I believe salvation is only through the Catholic Church, and only through the Dimondites and their critical messages available on VaticanCatholic.com."

* Is it your belief that all who die outside the Catholic Church, without exception, go to Hell?

* Correct Answer: "Yes, I believe all who die outside the Catholic Church, without exception, go to Hell. The Salvation dogma is absolute, and I believe that cases like St. Dismas, the Holy