July 24, 2025 • 30 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The jack met program presented by Lucky Strike.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Sir Turba, no no no, no, no no no no no
no no Old Melican.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
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pay more, Yes, Lucky Strike paste millions of dollars more
than official parody prices for fine tobacco.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
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light tobacco goes up for sale, as the price shoots
up and up, as the top bid is reached, timing again,
you'll hear no, no, no, no, Older American, and another
basket of fine tobacco goes to the makers of Lucky Strike. Yes,
Lucky's pay more, millions of dollars more than official parody
prices for fine tobacco. No wonder ls mft ls MFT
(00:46):
Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Yes, in each and every
Lucky Strike, in every pack, in every carton, there's fine light,
naturally mild tobacco tobacco that makes Lucky's a truly finer cigarette.
So light up a luck Prove to yourself how much milder, lighter, smoother,
luckies really are, you'll agree in all the world, there's
(01:07):
no finer cigarette and Lucky's strike.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
The Lucky Strack Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston,
Till Harris, Rochester Dynasty, and Yours truly, Don Wilson, Ladies
and gentlemen. To me, this is a very exciting day
(01:39):
because it's the opening broadcast of the Jack Benny Program.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
But to the local Chamber of Commerce, it's.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Just another Sunday, just another day to send their free
sight seeing bus on a tour of our fair city.
So let's go back a few hours on board one
of these buses as it makes its way.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Around our glamorous town.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Your attention, please, boat.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
We're now entering Beverly Hills, where so many of our
famous stars resigned.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
See Henry, isn't exciting?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Imagine us riding along the street where all the movie
stars live.
Speaker 10 (02:14):
Yes, Clara, and if we see one we can tell
all our friends back in Pocksville.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But we look Henry.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
There's lastly, there's lasting no lady, that's my kid. He
needs a haircut.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That early American home on the right is the residence
of Gary Cooper.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Gosh, Clara, Gary Cooper's house.
Speaker 11 (02:33):
Yeah, imagine all of this is happening to us, mister
and missus Henry Figg's bottom.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
No, no, darling, it's Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 12 (02:43):
Oh it's so hard for me to remember.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
We've only been married three hours.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
And now, folks across the street to the left, I
want you to look at that house nestled among the
palm trees.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's the home of mister Awson Wells.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
This house was conceived, design, constructed, decorated, and Bernie's by
mister Awson Wells.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
The trees grew by themselves. No, lady, look there's Lasty
the last.
Speaker 13 (03:12):
Yes, so it is.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
And now this house we're coming to on the corner
is the residence of Miss Mary Livingston.
Speaker 12 (03:26):
Do you want to wear the blue dress of gray one?
Speaker 14 (03:28):
Miss Livingston?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
I think I'll wear the gray one. Pauline, Oh gosh.
Speaker 12 (03:40):
Miss Livingston, you must be pretty excited about going back on.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
The agg day.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
Oh I am, Pauline.
Speaker 11 (03:44):
It'll be nice seeing the whole gang again after such
a long vacation.
Speaker 12 (03:47):
Didn't you see any of them during the summer?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Only mister Bennie. I saw him regularly. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 12 (03:53):
How often did you see mister Benny.
Speaker 15 (03:55):
Or once a month when it came for the rent,
we used to sit around and play Jim Rummy, checkers,
Ping pong, badminton.
Speaker 12 (04:05):
Oh, then it was a social visit too.
Speaker 11 (04:08):
Now he always stayed until my check cleared the bank. There,
How did my dress look?
Speaker 13 (04:15):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (04:15):
Just lovely? The gray color sets off your tan beautifully.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Where'd you get?
Speaker 11 (04:20):
Said your wonderful tak So I thought I told you, Pauline,
I spent four weeks of Catalina with.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
My sister Babe.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
Babe worked for the biggest seafood restaurant in Catalina, which
she waited.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
No, she was diving for Avaloni.
Speaker 16 (04:35):
Oh his living soon. You're kidding me.
Speaker 12 (04:38):
From what I've heard about Dave. She was probably over
there looking for a new boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
No, no, Pauline, baby is a great deep sea diver.
In fact, she said a new record last month. Really, Yes,
didn't you reading the papers a few weeks ago?
Speaker 11 (04:49):
And they lowered that man forty five hundred feet in
the diving barrel.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
Yes, well when they pull it up, babas in there
with him. Well, I better get started of the studio.
Speaker 12 (05:00):
Bye, Pauline, goodbye, Oh Samus Livingston when you see Phil Harris,
give him a big kiss for me.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Oh, Pauline, I wouldn't do a thing like that still
as a married man.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
Last night I dreamed he was married to me. We
had a beautiful home and then seen no two children
and everything.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Pauline, what about Alice Say?
Speaker 11 (05:19):
She was a maid? Alice Say was working as your
maid through the courtesy of twentieth century five. Oh oh fine, well,
see you later. And by the way, Pauline, you need
(05:39):
to prepare dinner. This is the first show, and maybe
after the program, mister Benny olvite us all over the
brown Derby for a big Now I'm dreaming side Hamburger.
Speaker 10 (05:50):
Yes, now, gosh, I can hardly wait to tell our
friends in Pottsville we saw Mary Livingston's house.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
Yeah, essay, driver, is it true that miss Livingston used
to work at the main company.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
In those days she was known as Nylon Nelly.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
And now, folks, I'd like you to notice that little
white house with the green shutters. That's the residence of
the popular singer Dennis Day.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
Oh Dennis, Dennis.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Oh, there is that boy, Dennis.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm taking a shower.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Mother, Dennis.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I thought you took a shower last.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Night, so the same one.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I can't figure out how to turn it off.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No else, never mind that. Just put on your bathrobe
and come out here.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Yes, mother, Oh that's Dennis.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Why doesn't he get married and leave home like other boys?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Dennis? You better hurry.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh here I am mother. I'll start dressing now. Were
are my shoes?
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Hear the odds?
Speaker 16 (07:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Son, are you excited about mister Benny's opening programs?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, but this year things are gonna be different. I'm
gonna stand up for my rights. What do you mean, Well,
I'm an average guy and I have normal intelligence, and
it's not fair for mister Benny to make me play
the part of a dumb stupid kid. There, I got
my shoes on. Now I'll go get my shirts.
Speaker 12 (07:30):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Dennis tied my shoelaces together.
Speaker 16 (07:32):
I'll on tis now.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
Dennis, don't forget what I told you this season.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I want you to.
Speaker 17 (07:40):
Get your check from mister Bennie immediately after each program.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, mother, I don't have to do that. I can
trust mister Benny.
Speaker 18 (07:46):
Ooh, I wouldn't trust that man as far as I
threw your father last night.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And Dennis this year insists that mister Benny.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Pay you an American money.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There's no reason why you should have to go to
Tijuana each week to cast.
Speaker 19 (08:03):
Your Do you understand?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh jes your but mother, you shouldn't talk about mister
Benny like that. He's one of the best friends.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I've got some friends.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
What has he ever done for you?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But what about last year when I had to have
that operation and I couldn't afford it, didn't mister Benny
come to my rescue?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Yes, but I still think you took a chance letting
Rochester take out your attendance.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm gonna save my money
and have it sewed up some day.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
That scotch tape is wearing out.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, I'm all dressed and ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Mother, Oh what song are you going to sing on
the program?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Younger than Springtime?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Gee?
Speaker 16 (08:55):
I didn't even rehearse it yet.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh, well, you better run over it once before you go.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (09:15):
I touch your hand and my arms growstraw.
Speaker 19 (09:24):
Like a pair of birth At first with all I
I look down at your.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Law leap fan, and I hold the world.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
In my.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
Bread than spring Time?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Are you.
Speaker 20 (09:58):
Of?
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Are are you warmer than when me and Ughter are you.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Neitherland? News?
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Are you?
Speaker 13 (10:24):
England? Are you?
Speaker 21 (10:33):
And when you're you?
Speaker 13 (10:36):
And joy in pay my arms and still my home,
and no younger than spring time?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Am I.
Speaker 21 (11:00):
Fine?
Speaker 13 (11:00):
Lave I'm on?
Speaker 17 (11:37):
And now, folks, we're passing through the poorer section of
Beverly Hills. These people have to use hard water in
their swimming pool. And next, may I call your attention
to that house with the spacious.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Gardens all around us. It belongs to Phil Harris and
Alice Fay.
Speaker 21 (11:54):
Gee.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
It sure is beautiful, aaned Clara. Yes, folks, we certainly
are in love. If you look closely, you can see
Phil Harris.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Out in the yard talking to his gardener.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
How do you like this flower bed?
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Mister Harris?
Speaker 14 (12:08):
H looks fine?
Speaker 22 (12:09):
Tom fine, Oh.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I'm glad you like it? Sine glossrom ammobile is very
colorful this time of year.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Indubitably, however, I think it would look nicer if we
had a border of abronia ubulato, mister Harris.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Wouldn't it look better with the border of blowbe low?
Speaker 14 (12:37):
Feel you with centiglossom ammobile? Well, mister Harris, I was
only suggests I.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Know, but watch it, man, watch it.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
And Tom, don't let me forget to irrigate the vegetable garden,
especially the cabbages.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I won't. But tell me, mister Harris, why do you
irrigate your cabbages with bourbon? Isn't that unusual?
Speaker 22 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
But that way I get the biggest heads.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
And Tom, well that sounds reasonable.
Speaker 14 (13:09):
Now, Look, Tom, I gotta be running along. I gotta
go to the studio and rehearse my band. My my,
you musicians lead such exciting lives. I never told you this,
mister Harris, but my original ambition was to become a
musician too.
Speaker 19 (13:22):
Oh did you study music?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yes, but I wasn't too good at it.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
I couldn't understand the meaning of terms like pitchicado on
Dante dollar rosso, pash hit forty in allegro commoto.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
So I became a gardener. Pass me a shovel, buff.
Speaker 14 (13:48):
Look, I gotta get going, And Tom, I want to
thank you for taking care of the garden while I
was vacationing at Catalina.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Oh, I'm meant ask you, mister Harris. Did you have
any luck on that fishing trip?
Speaker 21 (13:57):
Pretty good?
Speaker 7 (13:57):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
I caught two Barracuda three, all the corn married sister Babe.
I threw the barracuda and Babe back.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Well, I better change clothes, get started for the studio.
Speaker 14 (14:11):
Yes, sir, will you take one of Ms Phay's cars
or will you ride your bicycle? I'll take one of
her cars. She hasn't counted them lately. By the way,
Tom tell mes Faine not to expect me home for dinner.
(14:31):
Oh well, you see, this is the first show of
the season. And after program, mister Benny'll probably take the
whole cast out to the Big Derby for a big
make it the Brown Derby for a big.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Let's make it the big Brown Dirty.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
You'll take it out there for a big I must
eat more of them cabbages than I thought I'll.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
And now, folks, continuing on tour of Beverly Hills, we
turn into Benedict Canyon Drive.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
Looks Denis.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
It's both.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
While I'm turning around, will you notice that house on
the corner.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's the home of.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Robert Taylor and Barbara Stanwick.
Speaker 19 (15:24):
Oh, honey, if you only look like Robert Taylor.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I'd be happy if you look like Robert Taylor.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let me direct your attention
to that little house in the middle of the block.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
It's the home of that famous musical aggregation, the Sportsman
Quarte and.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Lovely Folk.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
And look who's waddling up the walk, Don Wilson.
Speaker 21 (16:00):
Well, hello fellas.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
As far as we haven't gotten much time, so I'll
get right down to business. You know, today is mister
Bennie's opening broadcast, and you really ought to have an
appropriate song to welcome him back. While he was on vacation,
he relaxed, took it easy, played golf, He even went
to Europe. In fact, this vacation did him so much
good you'd hardly recognize him.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He looks wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Now when you see him, how are you going to greedy?
Speaker 22 (16:36):
Hello beautiful?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
How'd you get so beautiful?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Way did you get so lovely?
Speaker 13 (16:41):
Big blue off?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
He tell a funt you too too?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Let's tell you.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are really thirty nine?
Speaker 20 (16:56):
Goodful?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
Tell mister Benny, Hello beauty?
Speaker 22 (17:00):
What tell us beautiful?
Speaker 23 (17:02):
Where did you get those thing fro?
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Lucky stripe?
Speaker 21 (17:08):
How about a lucky skype?
Speaker 14 (17:10):
May a lucky pup on a little walk?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Ells NNT and singer Red Bummy might a lucky smoking
with a smile.
Speaker 21 (17:21):
Lucky strikes are made of find a bad.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Everybody knows that it's a bad.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh, mister b with a l s NFC.
Speaker 22 (17:33):
We're glad to be back on your show.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
Hello, We're glad to be back on your show.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
And now, as we continue along our way, is everybody
come to As we continue through beautiful Beverly Hills, we
pose to admire one of the most lovely homes.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
The stately mansion across the street is the residence of
mister and missus Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
And on the other side of the thirty foot barbed
wire fence is the home of Jack ben.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
You mean Jack Benny, star of stage, screen and radio.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
That's what he's underwear on.
Speaker 19 (18:21):
The Lion spells out, mister Benny.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
Has such a big house.
Speaker 16 (18:27):
I wonder what's going on in there.
Speaker 23 (18:37):
Well, I got the dishes all was washed.
Speaker 22 (18:38):
Better go make the bear.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Seems like all times.
Speaker 23 (18:51):
Mister Bennydean back on the air. Sere's good to have
him home from York again. Imagine him going over trying
to him the channel.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
What a mess.
Speaker 23 (19:06):
It took me three days to get the grease all
those wrinkles. He wasn't the first one who taught us
swim in the channel, but he was the first one
to try with passengers. Well, I better get upstairs, mister
Benie's residents Rochester Van Jones speaking Rochester. Mister oh oh susday.
(19:35):
Oh sure, mister Benley's already left for the studio, you know,
to days his first broadcast of the new season.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
First program.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Huh, guys, you nervous, nervous.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
You should have seen him this morning.
Speaker 23 (19:47):
He combed his hair three times and then left without it. Anyway,
I'm shock mister Bennie's back. Things are awful, doll.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
While he was away, yea with Rochester.
Speaker 16 (20:04):
Can't you have a lot of work to do around
the house.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, but there wasn't anybody here to make me do it.
Speaker 16 (20:11):
Rochester.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Euse what Yeah? No, up, honey, let's talk about you
and me. I'll out of date tonight.
Speaker 16 (20:23):
Well yeah, but but don't you have to get u
uh uh dinner for mister Denny.
Speaker 20 (20:27):
No, no, not to night.
Speaker 23 (20:29):
You see, this is this opening broadcast, and after the
show he'll probably take the whole cast of the Brown.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Debby for a big Rochester. Why'd you stop talking boy said.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
Si sounds.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Anyways, lady, I'll I'll call for it as soon as.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I can, and be sure to wear that same blues.
He'll dress your war last time.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
Rochester, hank that justice, honestly take Yeah, my cousin.
Speaker 11 (21:07):
Is staying here with it.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
And yeah, I kind of wondered if you couldn't get
a boyfriend for her.
Speaker 23 (21:11):
Oh, honey, we don't want anybody else along.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Oh but you cute?
Speaker 22 (21:15):
Maybe so.
Speaker 12 (21:16):
But she's about five feet four and she's a gorgeous figure,
real cute smile.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Everybody says she looks.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Exactly like Lena Horn.
Speaker 21 (21:23):
She does.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Do you know anybody can get for it? Yeah. Now
I'm trying to figure out who'd got for you.
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Never mind that you're going with me.
Speaker 23 (21:35):
Okay, well, I gotta hang up, honey, I still got.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Work to do, all right, Rochester.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
See's nice?
Speaker 23 (21:41):
Ye good, my.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
We spent the last three hours going through Beverly Hill
and now we're in the heart of Hollywood and continue.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
You down Sunset Boulevard. I'd like to point out the
famous Palladium Bowl.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Goodness, Henry, this has been one of the most perfect
night seeing tours.
Speaker 16 (22:07):
I've ever seen her?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, And to think the Chamber of Commerce supplies this
bus freeze.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
And now we come to one of Hollywood's most noted buildings,
occupying this bull bluff.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
It's the nation's foremost radio network, the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Speaker 22 (22:23):
This is where I get off, driver, I get off here.
Open the door please.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What did you say, mester, I said, this is where
I get off. Get off.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
The Chamber of Commerce goes to the trouble of running
a free bus so.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You tourists can see the city, and in the middle
of a.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Tour you want to get off. Open the door please.
But you haven't seen everything yet. From here we go
to figure.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Roa street where we'll pose for a moment in front
of a statue of Honest John, the original ghost.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Rider in the sky.
Speaker 22 (23:10):
Open the door please.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Then we passed the city Hall on our way to
the Los Angeles Police Department, where you'll see all the
officers sitting around the table pointing at each other.
Speaker 22 (23:27):
Open the door, please. I've got to get off here.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
But you haven't lived until you've seen the sun as
it slowly sinks its golden rays into the blue.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Goo of the Levre of tuns. I've seen it. I've
seen it. Now open the door.
Speaker 21 (23:42):
I missed her.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Let him on, Yeah, let him off. That argument is
lausing up our honeymoon. Oh my bud.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
If you're gonna get off, get off.
Speaker 22 (23:51):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well, Well, look at that crowd waiting to see my
first broadcast.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Hey it's Jack Benny. Hello.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
You're gonna have a funny program tonight, Yes, sir, it'll
have more surprises than a box.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Of cracker jack. Cracker jack. That guy's a ryot.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Well, it looks like I'm going to have a good audience, Yes, sir,
I don't feel good being back.
Speaker 22 (24:21):
On the air. He younger than spring time.
Speaker 16 (24:24):
Am.
Speaker 22 (24:24):
I combed it and left it?
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Oh my.
Speaker 22 (24:30):
Dumb Yeah, I combed it down in front, so I
looked like Garbo.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Well here studio, b.
Speaker 20 (24:43):
Lord, buddy, Hi you gain okay man here he is,
let him have it, Thanks, dolla, thanks, thank well.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Everybody's here. Jack, Hello, Mary, come on over here and
give me a kiss. I can't.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
I just kissed Phil.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
I got take it home to my maid.
Speaker 14 (25:01):
Well, give it to me, I'll take it home to
your maid. Hey, Phil, you got your band number all
set for the show.
Speaker 22 (25:07):
Yeah, Jackson, I'm gonna play that new Cannibal song.
Speaker 21 (25:10):
Cannibal song?
Speaker 13 (25:10):
What's that song?
Speaker 21 (25:12):
In Shana evening?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
You may eat a stranger? Oh, you may eat a stranger.
Speaker 22 (25:23):
What's the matter, Dennis?
Speaker 16 (25:24):
Does anybody have any Scotch tapers?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's your own fault. Kids, stitches wouldn't have cost you
much more, you know, say Jack.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
We's only got a few minutes before we go on
the air.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, that's right. Hey, where's don here?
Speaker 21 (25:38):
I am Jack with a quartan?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh yes, hello, boys.
Speaker 13 (25:43):
Hello, beautiful, get so beautiful?
Speaker 21 (25:46):
Where good those lovely thing?
Speaker 16 (25:48):
Wow?
Speaker 21 (25:49):
No, boys, save it.
Speaker 22 (25:49):
For the chill.
Speaker 20 (25:50):
That's beautiful, Keep so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's my secret. I won't put your wise Jack, Jack.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
We haven't got time for that.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Now Jack will be on the air and two minutes
where the scripts? Oh yes, the scripts?
Speaker 22 (26:02):
I have him right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Oh, oh my goodness, Jack, what's the matter?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Where the script?
Speaker 22 (26:09):
I left them on the bus?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
All right out and see if I can catch it?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Ooh, Jack, Jack, what happened?
Speaker 22 (26:17):
I slipped? Rochester didn't get all the grease off of me?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Hey, driver, driver, I left my script on the bus,
hey driver, Ladies.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
And gentlemen, the flood of increased enrollments in our schools
will create a critical situation within the next few years
unless action is taken now. By taking an interest in
our schools, all of us can help make sure that
the community we live in gets the best education for
the money it spends, and provides the best possible educational
opportunities for our children. So please you join and work
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with local civic groups and school boards. Remember, better schools
make better communities. Good citizens everywhere will help.
Speaker 22 (27:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
That will be back in just MoMA.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
The first six seven.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no my naddy menu no no, no, my no
is old American Luckies pay more Yes, at the tobacco auctions,
Luckies pay millions of dollars more than official parody prices
for fine tobacco ls MFT LS MFT. Lucky Strike means
fine tobacco. Listen to the words of a tobacco expert,
mister Charles Thomas Randolph, independent buyer of Kingston, North Carolina.
Speaker 22 (27:40):
He recently said, I've.
Speaker 18 (27:42):
Been learning about tobacco for thirty one years, and during
that time I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by
fine quality tobacco. The kind of tobacco that's bound to
make a real good smoke. I'll smoke Lucky myself for
twenty three years.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
And a recent survey reveals more independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers,
and warehousemen smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two
leading brands combined. So for your own real, deep down
smoking enjoyment, smoke the smoke. Tobacco experts, smoke Lucky Strike.
And remember, Lucky's pay more millions of dollars more than
(28:17):
official parody prices for fine tobacco to give you a finer, milder,
more enjoyable cigarette. Good reason to make your next carton
Lucky Strike.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
And now we paused here a few minutes in Pasadena
so you can see the famous Rose Bowl Stadium.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Which is over to your left.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Driver, Driver opened the door, open the door.
Speaker 21 (28:50):
Oh it's you day.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, I left something on the bot. Open the door.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
I will not open the door.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You will open the door. I left my radio scripts
on the bot. You're too late.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
I threw them in the blue goo A bland foot.
One of my first program.
Speaker 21 (29:28):
He's going to hear Tennis day and a day. I'm
a life of Tennessee, as
Speaker 6 (29:42):
He asked the clubby of Broadcasting St.
The jack met program presented by Lucky Strike.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Sir Turba, no no no, no, no no no no no
no no Old Melican.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
To give you a finer, milder, more enjoyable cigarette. Lucky's
pay more, Yes, Lucky Strike paste millions of dollars more
than official parody prices for fine tobacco.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
STAVO no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
At the tobacco option says, basket after basket of fine
light tobacco goes up for sale, as the price shoots
up and up, as the top bid is reached, timing again,
you'll hear no, no, no, no, Older American, and another
basket of fine tobacco goes to the makers of Lucky Strike. Yes,
Lucky's pay more, millions of dollars more than official parody
prices for fine tobacco. No wonder ls mft ls MFT
(00:46):
Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Yes, in each and every
Lucky Strike, in every pack, in every carton, there's fine light,
naturally mild tobacco tobacco that makes Lucky's a truly finer cigarette.
So light up a luck Prove to yourself how much milder, lighter, smoother,
luckies really are, you'll agree in all the world, there's
(01:07):
no finer cigarette and Lucky's strike.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
The Lucky Strack Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston,
Till Harris, Rochester Dynasty, and Yours truly, Don Wilson, Ladies
and gentlemen. To me, this is a very exciting day
(01:39):
because it's the opening broadcast of the Jack Benny Program.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
But to the local Chamber of Commerce, it's.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Just another Sunday, just another day to send their free
sight seeing bus on a tour of our fair city.
So let's go back a few hours on board one
of these buses as it makes its way.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Around our glamorous town.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Your attention, please, boat.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
We're now entering Beverly Hills, where so many of our
famous stars resigned.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
See Henry, isn't exciting?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Imagine us riding along the street where all the movie
stars live.
Speaker 10 (02:14):
Yes, Clara, and if we see one we can tell
all our friends back in Pocksville.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
But we look Henry.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
There's lastly, there's lasting no lady, that's my kid. He
needs a haircut.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That early American home on the right is the residence
of Gary Cooper.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Gosh, Clara, Gary Cooper's house.
Speaker 11 (02:33):
Yeah, imagine all of this is happening to us, mister
and missus Henry Figg's bottom.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
No, no, darling, it's Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 12 (02:43):
Oh it's so hard for me to remember.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
We've only been married three hours.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
And now, folks across the street to the left, I
want you to look at that house nestled among the
palm trees.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's the home of mister Awson Wells.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
This house was conceived, design, constructed, decorated, and Bernie's by
mister Awson Wells.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
The trees grew by themselves. No, lady, look there's Lasty
the last.
Speaker 13 (03:12):
Yes, so it is.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
And now this house we're coming to on the corner
is the residence of Miss Mary Livingston.
Speaker 12 (03:26):
Do you want to wear the blue dress of gray one?
Speaker 14 (03:28):
Miss Livingston?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
I think I'll wear the gray one. Pauline, Oh gosh.
Speaker 12 (03:40):
Miss Livingston, you must be pretty excited about going back on.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
The agg day.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
Oh I am, Pauline.
Speaker 11 (03:44):
It'll be nice seeing the whole gang again after such
a long vacation.
Speaker 12 (03:47):
Didn't you see any of them during the summer?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Only mister Bennie. I saw him regularly. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 12 (03:53):
How often did you see mister Benny.
Speaker 15 (03:55):
Or once a month when it came for the rent,
we used to sit around and play Jim Rummy, checkers,
Ping pong, badminton.
Speaker 12 (04:05):
Oh, then it was a social visit too.
Speaker 11 (04:08):
Now he always stayed until my check cleared the bank. There,
How did my dress look?
Speaker 13 (04:15):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (04:15):
Just lovely? The gray color sets off your tan beautifully.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Where'd you get?
Speaker 11 (04:20):
Said your wonderful tak So I thought I told you, Pauline,
I spent four weeks of Catalina with.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
My sister Babe.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
Babe worked for the biggest seafood restaurant in Catalina, which
she waited.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
No, she was diving for Avaloni.
Speaker 16 (04:35):
Oh his living soon. You're kidding me.
Speaker 12 (04:38):
From what I've heard about Dave. She was probably over
there looking for a new boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
No, no, Pauline, baby is a great deep sea diver.
In fact, she said a new record last month. Really, Yes,
didn't you reading the papers a few weeks ago?
Speaker 11 (04:49):
And they lowered that man forty five hundred feet in
the diving barrel.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
Yes, well when they pull it up, babas in there
with him. Well, I better get started of the studio.
Speaker 12 (05:00):
Bye, Pauline, goodbye, Oh Samus Livingston when you see Phil Harris,
give him a big kiss for me.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Oh, Pauline, I wouldn't do a thing like that still
as a married man.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
Last night I dreamed he was married to me. We
had a beautiful home and then seen no two children
and everything.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Pauline, what about Alice Say?
Speaker 11 (05:19):
She was a maid? Alice Say was working as your
maid through the courtesy of twentieth century five. Oh oh fine, well,
see you later. And by the way, Pauline, you need
(05:39):
to prepare dinner. This is the first show, and maybe
after the program, mister Benny olvite us all over the
brown Derby for a big Now I'm dreaming side Hamburger.
Speaker 10 (05:50):
Yes, now, gosh, I can hardly wait to tell our
friends in Pottsville we saw Mary Livingston's house.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
Yeah, essay, driver, is it true that miss Livingston used
to work at the main company.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
In those days she was known as Nylon Nelly.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
And now, folks, I'd like you to notice that little
white house with the green shutters. That's the residence of
the popular singer Dennis Day.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
Oh Dennis, Dennis.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Oh, there is that boy, Dennis.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I'm taking a shower.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Mother, Dennis.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I thought you took a shower last.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Night, so the same one.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I can't figure out how to turn it off.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No else, never mind that. Just put on your bathrobe
and come out here.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Yes, mother, Oh that's Dennis.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Why doesn't he get married and leave home like other boys?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Dennis? You better hurry.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh here I am mother. I'll start dressing now. Were
are my shoes?
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Hear the odds?
Speaker 16 (07:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Son, are you excited about mister Benny's opening programs?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, but this year things are gonna be different. I'm
gonna stand up for my rights. What do you mean, Well,
I'm an average guy and I have normal intelligence, and
it's not fair for mister Benny to make me play
the part of a dumb stupid kid. There, I got
my shoes on. Now I'll go get my shirts.
Speaker 12 (07:30):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Dennis tied my shoelaces together.
Speaker 16 (07:32):
I'll on tis now.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
Dennis, don't forget what I told you this season.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I want you to.
Speaker 17 (07:40):
Get your check from mister Bennie immediately after each program.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, mother, I don't have to do that. I can
trust mister Benny.
Speaker 18 (07:46):
Ooh, I wouldn't trust that man as far as I
threw your father last night.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And Dennis this year insists that mister Benny.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Pay you an American money.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There's no reason why you should have to go to
Tijuana each week to cast.
Speaker 19 (08:03):
Your Do you understand?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh jes your but mother, you shouldn't talk about mister
Benny like that. He's one of the best friends.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I've got some friends.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
What has he ever done for you?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But what about last year when I had to have
that operation and I couldn't afford it, didn't mister Benny
come to my rescue?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Yes, but I still think you took a chance letting
Rochester take out your attendance.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm gonna save my money
and have it sewed up some day.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
That scotch tape is wearing out.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, I'm all dressed and ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Mother, Oh what song are you going to sing on
the program?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Younger than Springtime?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Gee?
Speaker 16 (08:55):
I didn't even rehearse it yet.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh, well, you better run over it once before you go.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (09:15):
I touch your hand and my arms growstraw.
Speaker 19 (09:24):
Like a pair of birth At first with all I
I look down at your.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Law leap fan, and I hold the world.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
In my.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
Bread than spring Time?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Are you.
Speaker 20 (09:58):
Of?
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Are are you warmer than when me and Ughter are you.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Neitherland? News?
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Are you?
Speaker 13 (10:24):
England? Are you?
Speaker 21 (10:33):
And when you're you?
Speaker 13 (10:36):
And joy in pay my arms and still my home,
and no younger than spring time?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Am I.
Speaker 21 (11:00):
Fine?
Speaker 13 (11:00):
Lave I'm on?
Speaker 17 (11:37):
And now, folks, we're passing through the poorer section of
Beverly Hills. These people have to use hard water in
their swimming pool. And next, may I call your attention
to that house with the spacious.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Gardens all around us. It belongs to Phil Harris and
Alice Fay.
Speaker 21 (11:54):
Gee.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
It sure is beautiful, aaned Clara. Yes, folks, we certainly
are in love. If you look closely, you can see
Phil Harris.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Out in the yard talking to his gardener.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
How do you like this flower bed?
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Mister Harris?
Speaker 14 (12:08):
H looks fine?
Speaker 22 (12:09):
Tom fine, Oh.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I'm glad you like it? Sine glossrom ammobile is very
colorful this time of year.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Indubitably, however, I think it would look nicer if we
had a border of abronia ubulato, mister Harris.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Wouldn't it look better with the border of blowbe low?
Speaker 14 (12:37):
Feel you with centiglossom ammobile? Well, mister Harris, I was
only suggests I.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Know, but watch it, man, watch it.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
And Tom, don't let me forget to irrigate the vegetable garden,
especially the cabbages.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I won't. But tell me, mister Harris, why do you
irrigate your cabbages with bourbon? Isn't that unusual?
Speaker 22 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
But that way I get the biggest heads.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
And Tom, well that sounds reasonable.
Speaker 14 (13:09):
Now, Look, Tom, I gotta be running along. I gotta
go to the studio and rehearse my band. My my,
you musicians lead such exciting lives. I never told you this,
mister Harris, but my original ambition was to become a
musician too.
Speaker 19 (13:22):
Oh did you study music?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yes, but I wasn't too good at it.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
I couldn't understand the meaning of terms like pitchicado on
Dante dollar rosso, pash hit forty in allegro commoto.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
So I became a gardener. Pass me a shovel, buff.
Speaker 14 (13:48):
Look, I gotta get going, And Tom, I want to
thank you for taking care of the garden while I
was vacationing at Catalina.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Oh, I'm meant ask you, mister Harris. Did you have
any luck on that fishing trip?
Speaker 21 (13:57):
Pretty good?
Speaker 7 (13:57):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
I caught two Barracuda three, all the corn married sister Babe.
I threw the barracuda and Babe back.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Well, I better change clothes, get started for the studio.
Speaker 14 (14:11):
Yes, sir, will you take one of Ms Phay's cars
or will you ride your bicycle? I'll take one of
her cars. She hasn't counted them lately. By the way,
Tom tell mes Faine not to expect me home for dinner.
(14:31):
Oh well, you see, this is the first show of
the season. And after program, mister Benny'll probably take the
whole cast out to the Big Derby for a big
make it the Brown Derby for a big.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Let's make it the big Brown Dirty.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
You'll take it out there for a big I must
eat more of them cabbages than I thought I'll.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
And now, folks, continuing on tour of Beverly Hills, we
turn into Benedict Canyon Drive.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
Looks Denis.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
It's both.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
While I'm turning around, will you notice that house on
the corner.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's the home of.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Robert Taylor and Barbara Stanwick.
Speaker 19 (15:24):
Oh, honey, if you only look like Robert Taylor.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I'd be happy if you look like Robert Taylor.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let me direct your attention
to that little house in the middle of the block.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
It's the home of that famous musical aggregation, the Sportsman
Quarte and.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Lovely Folk.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
And look who's waddling up the walk, Don Wilson.
Speaker 21 (16:00):
Well, hello fellas.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
As far as we haven't gotten much time, so I'll
get right down to business. You know, today is mister
Bennie's opening broadcast, and you really ought to have an
appropriate song to welcome him back. While he was on vacation,
he relaxed, took it easy, played golf, He even went
to Europe. In fact, this vacation did him so much
good you'd hardly recognize him.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He looks wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Now when you see him, how are you going to greedy?
Speaker 22 (16:36):
Hello beautiful?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
How'd you get so beautiful?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Way did you get so lovely?
Speaker 13 (16:41):
Big blue off?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
He tell a funt you too too?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Let's tell you.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are really thirty nine?
Speaker 20 (16:56):
Goodful?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
Tell mister Benny, Hello beauty?
Speaker 22 (17:00):
What tell us beautiful?
Speaker 23 (17:02):
Where did you get those thing fro?
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Lucky stripe?
Speaker 21 (17:08):
How about a lucky skype?
Speaker 14 (17:10):
May a lucky pup on a little walk?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Ells NNT and singer Red Bummy might a lucky smoking
with a smile.
Speaker 21 (17:21):
Lucky strikes are made of find a bad.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Everybody knows that it's a bad.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh, mister b with a l s NFC.
Speaker 22 (17:33):
We're glad to be back on your show.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
Hello, We're glad to be back on your show.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
And now, as we continue along our way, is everybody
come to As we continue through beautiful Beverly Hills, we
pose to admire one of the most lovely homes.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
The stately mansion across the street is the residence of
mister and missus Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
And on the other side of the thirty foot barbed
wire fence is the home of Jack ben.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
You mean Jack Benny, star of stage, screen and radio.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
That's what he's underwear on.
Speaker 19 (18:21):
The Lion spells out, mister Benny.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
Has such a big house.
Speaker 16 (18:27):
I wonder what's going on in there.
Speaker 23 (18:37):
Well, I got the dishes all was washed.
Speaker 22 (18:38):
Better go make the bear.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Seems like all times.
Speaker 23 (18:51):
Mister Bennydean back on the air. Sere's good to have
him home from York again. Imagine him going over trying
to him the channel.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
What a mess.
Speaker 23 (19:06):
It took me three days to get the grease all
those wrinkles. He wasn't the first one who taught us
swim in the channel, but he was the first one
to try with passengers. Well, I better get upstairs, mister
Benie's residents Rochester Van Jones speaking Rochester. Mister oh oh susday.
(19:35):
Oh sure, mister Benley's already left for the studio, you know,
to days his first broadcast of the new season.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
First program.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Huh, guys, you nervous, nervous.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
You should have seen him this morning.
Speaker 23 (19:47):
He combed his hair three times and then left without it. Anyway,
I'm shock mister Bennie's back. Things are awful, doll.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
While he was away, yea with Rochester.
Speaker 16 (20:04):
Can't you have a lot of work to do around
the house.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, but there wasn't anybody here to make me do it.
Speaker 16 (20:11):
Rochester.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Euse what Yeah? No, up, honey, let's talk about you
and me. I'll out of date tonight.
Speaker 16 (20:23):
Well yeah, but but don't you have to get u
uh uh dinner for mister Denny.
Speaker 20 (20:27):
No, no, not to night.
Speaker 23 (20:29):
You see, this is this opening broadcast, and after the
show he'll probably take the whole cast of the Brown.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Debby for a big Rochester. Why'd you stop talking boy said.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
Si sounds.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Anyways, lady, I'll I'll call for it as soon as.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I can, and be sure to wear that same blues.
He'll dress your war last time.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
Rochester, hank that justice, honestly take Yeah, my cousin.
Speaker 11 (21:07):
Is staying here with it.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
And yeah, I kind of wondered if you couldn't get
a boyfriend for her.
Speaker 23 (21:11):
Oh, honey, we don't want anybody else along.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Oh but you cute?
Speaker 22 (21:15):
Maybe so.
Speaker 12 (21:16):
But she's about five feet four and she's a gorgeous figure,
real cute smile.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Everybody says she looks.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Exactly like Lena Horn.
Speaker 21 (21:23):
She does.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Do you know anybody can get for it? Yeah. Now
I'm trying to figure out who'd got for you.
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Never mind that you're going with me.
Speaker 23 (21:35):
Okay, well, I gotta hang up, honey, I still got.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Work to do, all right, Rochester.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
See's nice?
Speaker 23 (21:41):
Ye good, my.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
We spent the last three hours going through Beverly Hill
and now we're in the heart of Hollywood and continue.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
You down Sunset Boulevard. I'd like to point out the
famous Palladium Bowl.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Goodness, Henry, this has been one of the most perfect
night seeing tours.
Speaker 16 (22:07):
I've ever seen her?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, And to think the Chamber of Commerce supplies this
bus freeze.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
And now we come to one of Hollywood's most noted buildings,
occupying this bull bluff.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
It's the nation's foremost radio network, the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Speaker 22 (22:23):
This is where I get off, driver, I get off here.
Open the door please.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What did you say, mester, I said, this is where
I get off. Get off.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
The Chamber of Commerce goes to the trouble of running
a free bus so.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You tourists can see the city, and in the middle
of a.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Tour you want to get off. Open the door please.
But you haven't seen everything yet. From here we go
to figure.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Roa street where we'll pose for a moment in front
of a statue of Honest John, the original ghost.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Rider in the sky.
Speaker 22 (23:10):
Open the door please.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Then we passed the city Hall on our way to
the Los Angeles Police Department, where you'll see all the
officers sitting around the table pointing at each other.
Speaker 22 (23:27):
Open the door, please. I've got to get off here.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
But you haven't lived until you've seen the sun as
it slowly sinks its golden rays into the blue.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Goo of the Levre of tuns. I've seen it. I've
seen it. Now open the door.
Speaker 21 (23:42):
I missed her.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Let him on, Yeah, let him off. That argument is
lausing up our honeymoon. Oh my bud.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
If you're gonna get off, get off.
Speaker 22 (23:51):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well, Well, look at that crowd waiting to see my
first broadcast.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Hey it's Jack Benny. Hello.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
You're gonna have a funny program tonight, Yes, sir, it'll
have more surprises than a box.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Of cracker jack. Cracker jack. That guy's a ryot.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Well, it looks like I'm going to have a good audience, Yes, sir,
I don't feel good being back.
Speaker 22 (24:21):
On the air. He younger than spring time.
Speaker 16 (24:24):
Am.
Speaker 22 (24:24):
I combed it and left it?
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Oh my.
Speaker 22 (24:30):
Dumb Yeah, I combed it down in front, so I
looked like Garbo.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Well here studio, b.
Speaker 20 (24:43):
Lord, buddy, Hi you gain okay man here he is,
let him have it, Thanks, dolla, thanks, thank well.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Everybody's here. Jack, Hello, Mary, come on over here and
give me a kiss. I can't.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
I just kissed Phil.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
I got take it home to my maid.
Speaker 14 (25:01):
Well, give it to me, I'll take it home to
your maid. Hey, Phil, you got your band number all
set for the show.
Speaker 22 (25:07):
Yeah, Jackson, I'm gonna play that new Cannibal song.
Speaker 21 (25:10):
Cannibal song?
Speaker 13 (25:10):
What's that song?
Speaker 21 (25:12):
In Shana evening?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
You may eat a stranger? Oh, you may eat a stranger.
Speaker 22 (25:23):
What's the matter, Dennis?
Speaker 16 (25:24):
Does anybody have any Scotch tapers?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's your own fault. Kids, stitches wouldn't have cost you
much more, you know, say Jack.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
We's only got a few minutes before we go on
the air.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, that's right. Hey, where's don here?
Speaker 21 (25:38):
I am Jack with a quartan?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh yes, hello, boys.
Speaker 13 (25:43):
Hello, beautiful, get so beautiful?
Speaker 21 (25:46):
Where good those lovely thing?
Speaker 16 (25:48):
Wow?
Speaker 21 (25:49):
No, boys, save it.
Speaker 22 (25:49):
For the chill.
Speaker 20 (25:50):
That's beautiful, Keep so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's my secret. I won't put your wise Jack, Jack.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
We haven't got time for that.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Now Jack will be on the air and two minutes
where the scripts? Oh yes, the scripts?
Speaker 22 (26:02):
I have him right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Oh, oh my goodness, Jack, what's the matter?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Where the script?
Speaker 22 (26:09):
I left them on the bus?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
All right out and see if I can catch it?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Ooh, Jack, Jack, what happened?
Speaker 22 (26:17):
I slipped? Rochester didn't get all the grease off of me?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Hey, driver, driver, I left my script on the bus,
hey driver, Ladies.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
And gentlemen, the flood of increased enrollments in our schools
will create a critical situation within the next few years
unless action is taken now. By taking an interest in
our schools, all of us can help make sure that
the community we live in gets the best education for
the money it spends, and provides the best possible educational
opportunities for our children. So please you join and work
(27:01):
with local civic groups and school boards. Remember, better schools
make better communities. Good citizens everywhere will help.
Speaker 22 (27:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
That will be back in just MoMA.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
The first six seven.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no my naddy menu no no, no, my no
is old American Luckies pay more Yes, at the tobacco auctions,
Luckies pay millions of dollars more than official parody prices
for fine tobacco ls MFT LS MFT. Lucky Strike means
fine tobacco. Listen to the words of a tobacco expert,
mister Charles Thomas Randolph, independent buyer of Kingston, North Carolina.
Speaker 22 (27:40):
He recently said, I've.
Speaker 18 (27:42):
Been learning about tobacco for thirty one years, and during
that time I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by
fine quality tobacco. The kind of tobacco that's bound to
make a real good smoke. I'll smoke Lucky myself for
twenty three years.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
And a recent survey reveals more independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers,
and warehousemen smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two
leading brands combined. So for your own real, deep down
smoking enjoyment, smoke the smoke. Tobacco experts, smoke Lucky Strike.
And remember, Lucky's pay more millions of dollars more than
(28:17):
official parody prices for fine tobacco to give you a finer, milder,
more enjoyable cigarette. Good reason to make your next carton
Lucky Strike.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
And now we paused here a few minutes in Pasadena
so you can see the famous Rose Bowl Stadium.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Which is over to your left.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Driver, Driver opened the door, open the door.
Speaker 21 (28:50):
Oh it's you day.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, I left something on the bot. Open the door.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
I will not open the door.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You will open the door. I left my radio scripts
on the bot. You're too late.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
I threw them in the blue goo A bland foot.
One of my first program.
Speaker 21 (29:28):
He's going to hear Tennis day and a day. I'm
a life of Tennessee, as
Speaker 6 (29:42):
He asked the clubby of Broadcasting St.
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