July 30, 2025 • 30 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Jello Program starring Jack Bunny with Mary Livingston and
Phil Harrison his orchestra. The Orchestrape is a program with
jamboree bright blue skies the first baseball games of the
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season gain you fashions. These are sure signs of spring,
and spring calls for a fresh punch when planning your
menus too, and what could be more in keeping with
the season than a shimmering mold of Jello bright in
its springtime colors. Jello is a great favorite with everybody
at every season of the year, but particularly in the spring,
thanks to its refreshing taste of fresh, ripe fruit. It's
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grand for dessert in any of its six delicious flavors strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon,
and lime, and it's versatile two or In addition to
grand desserts, it also makes tempting salads. Whether you serve
Jello as a salad or as a dessert, be sure
to get the real thing.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Genuine Jello.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No other gentatan dessert has Jello's extra rich fruit flavor,
So ask for Jello by name and look for the
big red letters on the box.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They fell Jello.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That was Jamboree from top of the town played by
Phil Harrison his orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Oh,
Phil is our guest star arrived yet?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes, Donnie just got here, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
As you all know, guest appearances of famous film celebrities
on radio program for all the bold. So contrary to
our usual procedure, JELLO brings you this evening a personality
who's meteoric rise to film stardom has been nothing short
of phenomenal. It is my pleasure to present that famous,
paramount star and romantic screen lover, mister Jack Benny.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Thank you, Thank you very much, mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
On behalf of Jello and the members of our cast,
we welcome you here tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Thank you, mister Wilson. I cannot tell you how thrilled
I am.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So will you stand just a little closer to microphone please?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh yes, I'm really not used the microphone or mike
as you radio people call them.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Now, mister Benny, I'm sure that our listeners would like
to know something of the more personal things about you
and your sparkling career.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well, I'll be only too glad to ACQUI to oblige
because I want my public to know the real the
ri A L as well as the real need r
e e L.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Now, mister Benny, of the many many pictures you have made,
which one do you personally think you excel there all
of them?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hello? John?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, Hello Mary, Oh Mary, we have a guest here
with us tonight, Jack Benny, the famous film star Jack Danny.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh boy, do you want it to crime? I can't get
over how much he looks like Gary Cooper's Shelter.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Silly Goes.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Would you mind giving me your autograph?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Mister Danny?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yes, yes, later.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh well, don't bother learning to write yester that well?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Mary.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Please, Now, mister Benny, here's a rather intimate question, and
you can answer it or not just as you please,
go right ahead, mister Wilson, is Jack Benny your right name?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes? Condemned see and what was it before you condensed it?
You mean my family name?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
If they ever put that in life? Me on with
de Claire an extra dividend.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I'm mister Wilson.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I didn't come here to be ridiculed, you know, mister Benny.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I saw your last picture of college holidays, and I
thought you were marvelous when you made love to Martha.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Ray, Well, thank you? Did you like that scene?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I'll say, is that Martarey's mouth as big as it
looks on the screen.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Big? That's where they made Lost Horizon.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
You're spoofing, mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Well, I think a little humor adds spice to an interview.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Now, getting back.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
To our little taste to day, what is your next
starting vehicle?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Well, of course, mister Wilson, this is entre now, meaning
between us. But they are seriously discussing me for the
lead in Gone with the Wind, Gone with the Wind. Yes,
but I.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Can't quite see myself as Rett Butler.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Can you know?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's what I thought?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
There's one more question the ladies in particular would be
very much interested in. Do you mind telling us your age?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you mind telling us your age?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm just thirty one, mind, Mary?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Please?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Somebody has a.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Que and yeah, that's your cue right there, Jack, and
the line starts out, it's all right, mister Wilson.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
No, that's hello fellas.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Oh is that wrong?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Or we have the cinema can take it minus crashed up,
crashed off, don I'm sorry, Well, of course I'll tell
you I'm a movie celebrity, and really I'm not used
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to this story work me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Hello Don, Hi a fellow, Hello Kitty.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I want you to meet our guest star of the evening,
Jack Benny.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Oh boy, a real movie star.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Three man?
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (06:00):
Would you like my autograph?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I didn't get your name.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Who are you?
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Jen Baker?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Condemned?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh what do you do on the radio, mister Baker?
Speaker 12 (06:12):
Well? I yes, help yeah, thanks Mary, he always helps
me out.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
Well, I pardon me, mister Benny.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
I'm Phil Harris.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh, yes, yes, I just wanted to tell you that
when you were in New York recently, I made a
picture at Paramount and they.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Let me use your dressing room.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes, I did grant that permission.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You know, I never realized what a beautiful head of
hair you had until I saw it on the shelf.
That was my chess piece. I was making a test
for Tart. Well, mister Wilson, I must be off. I
have an appointment with my director.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, just a minute, mister Bennie before you leave.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But would it be too presumptuous if I asked you
what your favorite dessert is?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well, the first letter of my favorite dessert is also
one of my initials.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That might be Jello, It better be, and I am
partial to each one of the six delicious flavors. Do
you look for the big red letters on the box?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Do I intently?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And why do you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Mister Benny to be sure that is genuine Jello?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Thank you and thank you mister Wilson for permitting me
to give a message to my fans, and thank you
my fan for your patient and dungeon.
Speaker 13 (07:25):
I revoved.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Stay John more than Jack Chilly to do a thing
like that.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, hey, was that our Jack? Oh play Philistiality.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
From Turn Off the Moon played by Phil Harrison his orchestra.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Wasn't I crazy?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Folks?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
For go need to be a guest star on my
own program. You didn't fool me, I know, Getty, But
the reason I did that was because I was guest
of honor at Phil Harrison's opening Tuesday night at the
Coconan Drove and I didn't get a chance to say anything.
In fact, I wasn't even introduced.
Speaker 14 (09:50):
I'm sorry, Jack.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And another thing, Philly should have seen the table you
reserved for me.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What was wrong with it?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Well, there was nothing wrong with the table. But the location.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I finally had an argument with a had waiter about
my check.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
You did, Yeah? He wanted me to pay a California
sales tax. And I was sitting in Arizona, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Jack, I was wondering why I didn't see as the coke.
Speaker 13 (10:15):
And a grove?
Speaker 15 (10:15):
I was there?
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Me too?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh? Where were you sitting?
Speaker 13 (10:19):
Married?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I had a piece of the table right up next
to the orchestra.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Did you have a good time, Mary?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yes, except the bass player kept knocking my contact out
of my hands.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Me too, Kenny, you can't don't carry a compact just
for that joke? I do. But it was a nice
affair though. Was it married?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Gosh, I had a lot of fun. But gee, was
that dance floor crowded?
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It was Don there too, I'll say he was.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
We danced a rumba together.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Me too?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Me too? Me too? Me too?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Who did you dance with, Kenny?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Marry or Don?
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I don't know? Crowds didn't?
Speaker 12 (10:54):
Me excited?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Well, Don, that is a surprise. I know you could dance. Bh.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Do some mean fucking.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
He dances me sometime?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I'll tell you my flash slippers.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, I wish I'd have had that good a time anyway, Phil,
I still want to congratulate you. It was a very
swanky affair and a great tribute to you.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Thanks Jack.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
How did my arcistras sound?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Or?
Speaker 16 (11:19):
Phil?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I got to give you credit. For a fellow who
knows absolutely nothing about music, you certainly get away with murder. Yes,
don't wait, no use Bill, I'm gonna keep that watch.
Come in hello, Buck, your son drop in on you? Well, Well,
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if it isn't Lawrence Pivott, say, Abby, I'm glad to
see you. But you're dressed up quite formal for a
Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 16 (11:49):
I can't help it.
Speaker 14 (11:50):
Bucca puts his shirt on for Phil's opening Tuesday.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Night, and I can't get it all.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh, that's too bad.
Speaker 14 (12:00):
On My mother was right, she said a collar button
was better than crement. No, I'll never wear a dress
shirt again.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Well, I don't blame you.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
Next time, my answer go out fancy, I'm gonna white
wash my chair.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Hey, that's a great idea.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
So you were at the Coca Grove, Yes, and I had.
Speaker 14 (12:19):
Two dances of marriage.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Did I'm married?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, the place has got a crowded was it crowded?
Speaker 14 (12:26):
I fell down four times and never hit the floor.
It's a good thing I had my spurs on.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Your spurs on, Mary, What are you laughing about?
Speaker 11 (12:42):
Now?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
I know what Hitney.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Well landing? Come here while Teddy is singing. I'll try
to get your ress shirt off. You won't get cold
with you.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
No.
Speaker 16 (12:53):
I got a macanon on under the Oh colare thank Kenny,
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A lovest.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
The sweet in the string time when blossoms are three
went in may to know years that our coming can
bring Fime who made me forget? I love you and
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Lie Brady.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
Sam Bar the same still remind.
Speaker 17 (13:57):
The three new.
Speaker 15 (14:02):
Not Sweet Sweet Radio long sweetlymememre this day when we
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were happy and made.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
To my.
Speaker 15 (14:44):
Sweek sweet.
Speaker 17 (14:49):
Sweet five made table.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
My black.
Speaker 17 (15:17):
Stopping.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I was what do you remember?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Sung by Kenny Baker and tonight Kenny, just for a change,
I'm not going to tell you how.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Good it was, that's right.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Oh you can't be spoiled, Kenny. I can't.
Speaker 16 (15:55):
This morning I was singing in my backyard and two
robins applauded.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Well, the birds I get aren't so encouraging.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Now, sir, especially that one in Cleveland, Quiet.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
And now and now, ladies and gentlemen, see if I've
got the right scripts. Oh yeah, And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for our future attraction this evening, where I'm going to
present something new and entirely different. This accident or plays
is a very subtle and sophisticated English drawing room drama
entitled Lady Millicent's Husband or Mutton Mutton, Who's got the Chop?
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I will play the part of Lord of Lord Stanley
Puffy Pans, A retired loafer. Mary Livingston will be Lady Millicent.
My current wife has just made me the latest link
in her long chain of husbands. The rest of the cast,
including the orchestra and whoever else shows up, will be
Lady Listen. So immediately after the next number, we will
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take you to the ancestral mansion of the Puppy Pans
located at ketch Up on the Bed near London.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
Famous An addicts.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Atass Scissistants.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
To S S.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
S Times assist.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
At Boy Blue played by Phil Harrison his arksa.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Now for our English drawing room dramma Lady Millicent's Husband
or Tea for too many. As the curtain rises, we
find Lord Puffy pans in the drawing room, boring himself
for a change.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Everybody all says as kitty els are and tip hips.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Tips hip pray. All right, let's go remember your accent, fellows, curtains, music.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Lord Puffy Pam's castle.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Are you there just a moment? Please?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I inquire?
Speaker 15 (19:59):
Who is it?
Speaker 13 (20:00):
Heaves long, just.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
As rostradia, Sir, Your uncle Egbert calling Uncle Edgbert.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, she wishes to know how you are?
Speaker 13 (20:10):
Telling him quite well?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Very good, sir.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Hello, he's feeling quite well.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, it was jolly nice talking to Uncle Egbert again. No,
I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
In fourteen years, really, sir. Yeah, next time he calls,
I must ask him how he feels. Oh, he's have
you seen her, ladyship about she's in the.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Billiard room, sir, waiting for her cueue, Well, put some
chalk on her and shoot her in.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Good afternoon, Stanley, Oh there you are, milicined.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
Did you sleep well?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Grandpapa was walking about the halls all night long?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Grandpapa, Well, why didn't you lock him up?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
It wouldn't do any good. He's a ghost, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I thought he looked a bit pale. What are you
reading there Stanley the ladies.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Cricket scores, my dear, most exciting any upstairs?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh Rob London brave seven Liverpool Giants nil.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well here's something of interest. Your cousin Ronald passed away, Ronnie.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Why I was talking to him Ony yesterday afternoon?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It must have been a rather dull chat. He died
yesterday morning.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Let me see that article. Well, the least they could
have done was to keep it off of the amusement page.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Right ho he never amused me. I wonder how they
could tell he was dead.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Oh, they have a way, I suppose, I say, rely,
look at this, You're rich.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Your cousin Ronnie has named you.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
His soul heir said, did he have any money?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I'm scabs of it?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 12 (22:02):
Next?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Ten flowers, pretty ones.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Announcing Sir Philip Pteris Alger and Chatworth night of them?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
But par.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Philip, who can that be?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
You won't married dom? Remember?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yes, henn Philip, my first love.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
So glad to see you, my dear.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Philip.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Old thing?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Hophole and ripping?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Sounds like a parley, I say, milly or girl? How
about a kiss for all Time's sake right here?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Do you mind?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Stanley?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
No, no, go right ahead, but you won't enjoy it.
Speaker 12 (22:49):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You were right? You know I've been reading about your
good fortune in the paper. Will you marry me again?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
What about Stanley?
Speaker 17 (22:59):
My head?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Quite? Or you wouldn't mind moving out? What do you say, Stanley? No,
note would mean packing and all that. Stanley, don't be
a bar Come, Milly, what do you say?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
I'm thinking?
Speaker 13 (23:16):
Samson tea?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
Oh, thank you, careful Milly. Here's my rubbers.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
Announcing Lord Cedric Warwick Puffery Flick neither there's something or other.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
That name sounds Amilia.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
He was your second husband, my lord, that's this way, sir.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He but po.
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Sedrick so glad to see you.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Hello, there's said Rick.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Goodloo Fluffy Paul.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Milicense, I'm here for only one team. Will you marry
me again?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
No?
Speaker 10 (24:00):
You?
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
I read in the papers your calls and died and
I love you.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Let's said, I already have a husband.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Rob you called this a husband.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh Millie, you can't kist me for this.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Luisa went on coot you called me.
Speaker 18 (24:20):
I want you to know my ancestors came came over
from America on the Mayflower return trip.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Of course, Well why didn't they stay there? Who can
do business with India?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
And what are you doing these days?
Speaker 13 (24:32):
Said?
Speaker 18 (24:33):
Same as always, I'm associating with a sportsman. I'm writing
on the arms every morning at a crack of dust.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Telly hoy, that's tally ho.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Can I help it if you talk with a dialect?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So you're a sportsman?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
A right here, I'm playing. I'm playing badminton's squat and
naturally if I catch a soccer, this is seen.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Are you in the mood?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
And for the more? You want nothing but a fortune?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hunker?
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I resemble that from my and another thing. Are you
by any chance incinerating?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Then you really don't want to marry me just the
my money?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Said?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Natural enough?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
If I'm proposing to you just by your money, I
hope I drop dead this minute.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Why hold it?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
What's the matter? I forgot to cross my finger.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Oh this is also terribly confusing. I wish cousin Ronnie
hasn't left me all that money.
Speaker 18 (25:42):
Announcing third Yellow Knight of the Strawberry, Earl of the Raspberry,
due to the cherry, orange.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Lemon and lime.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Look for the big red letters on.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
His coat of arms, sir yellow, no one me, lady,
just a figment of my imagination.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
And I'm seeing Sir Andrew Oliver Atchibald tram Bake.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Oh, Andrew, he was my sixth husband correction seventh. Oh
you're always county that legget.
Speaker 13 (26:20):
My errors.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Welcome Andrew, Hello, milicit my love cerio and I are
you there?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I say, what, Andrew?
Speaker 11 (26:40):
I haven't seen you in years?
Speaker 13 (26:42):
Hello Andrew?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Hy you're back, jo?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I say, where have you seen all these years?
Speaker 8 (26:49):
In the cinema?
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Hollywood?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
And how do you like the cinema?
Speaker 15 (26:52):
Andrew?
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Well, at first my English accents got me in Dutch.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
They laughed at me, those beastly Americans.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
What's of rules did you undertake?
Speaker 17 (27:01):
Cowboy parts?
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Mostly you see you should see me robbers steer, sir,
what's that?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Well?
Speaker 14 (27:07):
Look at me and add three pounds.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
A very vivid description, old fellow, Well, melicon.
Speaker 14 (27:18):
What I really came here for was to ask you
to marry me. How about it, millie moment.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Old fellow, I asked her first time, and this did
text her.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Come on, fellow, let's be dignified about this. After all,
I'm her husband and we all want her money, so
let's draw straws for her.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
And it's right, Steve, you're not in this. Catch me
the broom.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I want some straws. We all agree to this method.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
Is he?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
That is it?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Just me?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Lord? My word?
Speaker 13 (27:54):
What's wrong?
Speaker 15 (27:55):
Bless my soul?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Is your cousin Ronnie?
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Runny? Ronnie?
Speaker 15 (27:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Follows? What's the excitement?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Running?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Old man?
Speaker 15 (28:03):
You're alie am i?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Every horse?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
You are confounded.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
We read in today's papers that you were dead.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
I read that tune a dime there killed me.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Well mincent.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
After all, you didn't get Ronnie's money, but you still
have me.
Speaker 15 (28:18):
Yes, drastic he.
Speaker 18 (28:30):
What oh heez, yes me, Lord, take the broom and.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Sweepy sramps out, slay boys.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Here's the timely desserts that everybody in the family will enjoy.
Ice cream, creamy rich ice cream, the.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Real homemade times.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Everybody in the family enjoys ice cream, especially when it's made.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
With yellow ice cream powder.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You can now make delicious ice cream with the old
fashioned flavor more quickly, more easily, and more economically than
ever before. And you can make it right in the
freezing trays of your refrigerator. Just com buying a package
of yellow ice cream powder, some sugar, milk, and cream,
and you'll soon have a quarter and a half of smooth.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Rich, mellow ice cream. Or if you prefer, you can
make ice cream.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
With jello ice cream powder in an ordinary hand freezer
and get the same delicious creami results, So ask your
grocer tomorrow for jello ice cream powder.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
We're a little late sold.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
CHEERYO, folks.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
The Yellow Program comes to you from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
This is the Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
ES.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
I're in Los Angeles of the Anthony Incorporated
The Jello Program starring Jack Bunny with Mary Livingston and
Phil Harrison his orchestra. The Orchestrape is a program with
jamboree bright blue skies the first baseball games of the
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season gain you fashions. These are sure signs of spring,
and spring calls for a fresh punch when planning your
menus too, and what could be more in keeping with
the season than a shimmering mold of Jello bright in
its springtime colors. Jello is a great favorite with everybody
at every season of the year, but particularly in the spring,
thanks to its refreshing taste of fresh, ripe fruit. It's
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grand for dessert in any of its six delicious flavors strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon,
and lime, and it's versatile two or In addition to
grand desserts, it also makes tempting salads. Whether you serve
Jello as a salad or as a dessert, be sure
to get the real thing.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Genuine Jello.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No other gentatan dessert has Jello's extra rich fruit flavor,
So ask for Jello by name and look for the
big red letters on the box.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They fell Jello.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That was Jamboree from top of the town played by
Phil Harrison his orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Oh,
Phil is our guest star arrived yet?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes, Donnie just got here, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
As you all know, guest appearances of famous film celebrities
on radio program for all the bold. So contrary to
our usual procedure, JELLO brings you this evening a personality
who's meteoric rise to film stardom has been nothing short
of phenomenal. It is my pleasure to present that famous,
paramount star and romantic screen lover, mister Jack Benny.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Thank you, Thank you very much, mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
On behalf of Jello and the members of our cast,
we welcome you here tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Thank you, mister Wilson. I cannot tell you how thrilled
I am.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So will you stand just a little closer to microphone please?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh yes, I'm really not used the microphone or mike
as you radio people call them.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Now, mister Benny, I'm sure that our listeners would like
to know something of the more personal things about you
and your sparkling career.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well, I'll be only too glad to ACQUI to oblige
because I want my public to know the real the
ri A L as well as the real need r
e e L.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Now, mister Benny, of the many many pictures you have made,
which one do you personally think you excel there all
of them?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hello? John?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, Hello Mary, Oh Mary, we have a guest here
with us tonight, Jack Benny, the famous film star Jack Danny.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh boy, do you want it to crime? I can't get
over how much he looks like Gary Cooper's Shelter.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Silly Goes.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Would you mind giving me your autograph?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Mister Danny?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yes, yes, later.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh well, don't bother learning to write yester that well?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Mary.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Please, Now, mister Benny, here's a rather intimate question, and
you can answer it or not just as you please,
go right ahead, mister Wilson, is Jack Benny your right name?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes? Condemned see and what was it before you condensed it?
You mean my family name?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
If they ever put that in life? Me on with
de Claire an extra dividend.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I'm mister Wilson.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I didn't come here to be ridiculed, you know, mister Benny.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I saw your last picture of college holidays, and I
thought you were marvelous when you made love to Martha.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Ray, Well, thank you? Did you like that scene?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I'll say, is that Martarey's mouth as big as it
looks on the screen.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Big? That's where they made Lost Horizon.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
You're spoofing, mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Well, I think a little humor adds spice to an interview.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Now, getting back.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
To our little taste to day, what is your next
starting vehicle?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Well, of course, mister Wilson, this is entre now, meaning
between us. But they are seriously discussing me for the
lead in Gone with the Wind, Gone with the Wind. Yes,
but I.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Can't quite see myself as Rett Butler.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Can you know?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's what I thought?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
There's one more question the ladies in particular would be
very much interested in. Do you mind telling us your age?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you mind telling us your age?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm just thirty one, mind, Mary?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Please?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Somebody has a.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Que and yeah, that's your cue right there, Jack, and
the line starts out, it's all right, mister Wilson.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
No, that's hello fellas.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Oh is that wrong?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Or we have the cinema can take it minus crashed up,
crashed off, don I'm sorry, Well, of course I'll tell
you I'm a movie celebrity, and really I'm not used
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to this story work me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Hello Don, Hi a fellow, Hello Kitty.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I want you to meet our guest star of the evening,
Jack Benny.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Oh boy, a real movie star.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Three man?
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (06:00):
Would you like my autograph?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I didn't get your name.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Who are you?
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Jen Baker?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Condemned?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh what do you do on the radio, mister Baker?
Speaker 12 (06:12):
Well? I yes, help yeah, thanks Mary, he always helps
me out.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
Well, I pardon me, mister Benny.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
I'm Phil Harris.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh, yes, yes, I just wanted to tell you that
when you were in New York recently, I made a
picture at Paramount and they.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Let me use your dressing room.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes, I did grant that permission.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You know, I never realized what a beautiful head of
hair you had until I saw it on the shelf.
That was my chess piece. I was making a test
for Tart. Well, mister Wilson, I must be off. I
have an appointment with my director.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, just a minute, mister Bennie before you leave.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But would it be too presumptuous if I asked you
what your favorite dessert is?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well, the first letter of my favorite dessert is also
one of my initials.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That might be Jello, It better be, and I am
partial to each one of the six delicious flavors. Do
you look for the big red letters on the box?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Do I intently?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And why do you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Mister Benny to be sure that is genuine Jello?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Thank you and thank you mister Wilson for permitting me
to give a message to my fans, and thank you
my fan for your patient and dungeon.
Speaker 13 (07:25):
I revoved.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Stay John more than Jack Chilly to do a thing
like that.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, hey, was that our Jack? Oh play Philistiality.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
From Turn Off the Moon played by Phil Harrison his orchestra.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Wasn't I crazy?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Folks?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
For go need to be a guest star on my
own program. You didn't fool me, I know, Getty, But
the reason I did that was because I was guest
of honor at Phil Harrison's opening Tuesday night at the
Coconan Drove and I didn't get a chance to say anything.
In fact, I wasn't even introduced.
Speaker 14 (09:50):
I'm sorry, Jack.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And another thing, Philly should have seen the table you
reserved for me.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What was wrong with it?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Well, there was nothing wrong with the table. But the location.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I finally had an argument with a had waiter about
my check.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
You did, Yeah? He wanted me to pay a California
sales tax. And I was sitting in Arizona, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Jack, I was wondering why I didn't see as the coke.
Speaker 13 (10:15):
And a grove?
Speaker 15 (10:15):
I was there?
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Me too?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh? Where were you sitting?
Speaker 13 (10:19):
Married?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I had a piece of the table right up next
to the orchestra.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Did you have a good time, Mary?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yes, except the bass player kept knocking my contact out
of my hands.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Me too, Kenny, you can't don't carry a compact just
for that joke? I do. But it was a nice
affair though. Was it married?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Gosh, I had a lot of fun. But gee, was
that dance floor crowded?
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It was Don there too, I'll say he was.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
We danced a rumba together.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Me too?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Me too? Me too? Me too?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Who did you dance with, Kenny?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Marry or Don?
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I don't know? Crowds didn't?
Speaker 12 (10:54):
Me excited?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Well, Don, that is a surprise. I know you could dance. Bh.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Do some mean fucking.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
He dances me sometime?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I'll tell you my flash slippers.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, I wish I'd have had that good a time anyway, Phil,
I still want to congratulate you. It was a very
swanky affair and a great tribute to you.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Thanks Jack.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
How did my arcistras sound?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Or?
Speaker 16 (11:19):
Phil?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I got to give you credit. For a fellow who
knows absolutely nothing about music, you certainly get away with murder. Yes,
don't wait, no use Bill, I'm gonna keep that watch.
Come in hello, Buck, your son drop in on you? Well, Well,
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if it isn't Lawrence Pivott, say, Abby, I'm glad to
see you. But you're dressed up quite formal for a
Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 16 (11:49):
I can't help it.
Speaker 14 (11:50):
Bucca puts his shirt on for Phil's opening Tuesday.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Night, and I can't get it all.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh, that's too bad.
Speaker 14 (12:00):
On My mother was right, she said a collar button
was better than crement. No, I'll never wear a dress
shirt again.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Well, I don't blame you.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
Next time, my answer go out fancy, I'm gonna white
wash my chair.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Hey, that's a great idea.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
So you were at the Coca Grove, Yes, and I had.
Speaker 14 (12:19):
Two dances of marriage.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Did I'm married?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, the place has got a crowded was it crowded?
Speaker 14 (12:26):
I fell down four times and never hit the floor.
It's a good thing I had my spurs on.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Your spurs on, Mary, What are you laughing about?
Speaker 11 (12:42):
Now?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
I know what Hitney.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Well landing? Come here while Teddy is singing. I'll try
to get your ress shirt off. You won't get cold
with you.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
No.
Speaker 16 (12:53):
I got a macanon on under the Oh colare thank Kenny,
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A lovest.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
The sweet in the string time when blossoms are three
went in may to know years that our coming can
bring Fime who made me forget? I love you and
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Lie Brady.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
Sam Bar the same still remind.
Speaker 17 (13:57):
The three new.
Speaker 15 (14:02):
Not Sweet Sweet Radio long sweetlymememre this day when we
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were happy and made.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
To my.
Speaker 15 (14:44):
Sweek sweet.
Speaker 17 (14:49):
Sweet five made table.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
My black.
Speaker 17 (15:17):
Stopping.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I was what do you remember?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Sung by Kenny Baker and tonight Kenny, just for a change,
I'm not going to tell you how.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Good it was, that's right.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Oh you can't be spoiled, Kenny. I can't.
Speaker 16 (15:55):
This morning I was singing in my backyard and two
robins applauded.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Well, the birds I get aren't so encouraging.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Now, sir, especially that one in Cleveland, Quiet.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
And now and now, ladies and gentlemen, see if I've
got the right scripts. Oh yeah, And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for our future attraction this evening, where I'm going to
present something new and entirely different. This accident or plays
is a very subtle and sophisticated English drawing room drama
entitled Lady Millicent's Husband or Mutton Mutton, Who's got the Chop?
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I will play the part of Lord of Lord Stanley
Puffy Pans, A retired loafer. Mary Livingston will be Lady Millicent.
My current wife has just made me the latest link
in her long chain of husbands. The rest of the cast,
including the orchestra and whoever else shows up, will be
Lady Listen. So immediately after the next number, we will
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take you to the ancestral mansion of the Puppy Pans
located at ketch Up on the Bed near London.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
Famous An addicts.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Atass Scissistants.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
To S S.
Speaker 9 (18:35):
S Times assist.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
At Boy Blue played by Phil Harrison his arksa.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Now for our English drawing room dramma Lady Millicent's Husband
or Tea for too many. As the curtain rises, we
find Lord Puffy pans in the drawing room, boring himself
for a change.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Everybody all says as kitty els are and tip hips.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Tips hip pray. All right, let's go remember your accent, fellows, curtains, music.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Lord Puffy Pam's castle.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Are you there just a moment? Please?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I inquire?
Speaker 15 (19:59):
Who is it?
Speaker 13 (20:00):
Heaves long, just.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
As rostradia, Sir, Your uncle Egbert calling Uncle Edgbert.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, she wishes to know how you are?
Speaker 13 (20:10):
Telling him quite well?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Very good, sir.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Hello, he's feeling quite well.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, it was jolly nice talking to Uncle Egbert again. No,
I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
In fourteen years, really, sir. Yeah, next time he calls,
I must ask him how he feels. Oh, he's have
you seen her, ladyship about she's in the.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Billiard room, sir, waiting for her cueue, Well, put some
chalk on her and shoot her in.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Good afternoon, Stanley, Oh there you are, milicined.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
Did you sleep well?
Speaker 9 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Grandpapa was walking about the halls all night long?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Grandpapa, Well, why didn't you lock him up?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
It wouldn't do any good. He's a ghost, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I thought he looked a bit pale. What are you
reading there Stanley the ladies.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Cricket scores, my dear, most exciting any upstairs?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh Rob London brave seven Liverpool Giants nil.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well here's something of interest. Your cousin Ronald passed away, Ronnie.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Why I was talking to him Ony yesterday afternoon?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It must have been a rather dull chat. He died
yesterday morning.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Let me see that article. Well, the least they could
have done was to keep it off of the amusement page.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Right ho he never amused me. I wonder how they
could tell he was dead.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Oh, they have a way, I suppose, I say, rely,
look at this, You're rich.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Your cousin Ronnie has named you.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
His soul heir said, did he have any money?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I'm scabs of it?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 12 (22:02):
Next?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Ten flowers, pretty ones.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Announcing Sir Philip Pteris Alger and Chatworth night of them?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
But par.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Philip, who can that be?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
You won't married dom? Remember?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yes, henn Philip, my first love.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
So glad to see you, my dear.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Philip.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Old thing?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Hophole and ripping?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Sounds like a parley, I say, milly or girl? How
about a kiss for all Time's sake right here?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Do you mind?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Stanley?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
No, no, go right ahead, but you won't enjoy it.
Speaker 12 (22:49):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You were right? You know I've been reading about your
good fortune in the paper. Will you marry me again?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
What about Stanley?
Speaker 17 (22:59):
My head?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Quite? Or you wouldn't mind moving out? What do you say, Stanley? No,
note would mean packing and all that. Stanley, don't be
a bar Come, Milly, what do you say?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
I'm thinking?
Speaker 13 (23:16):
Samson tea?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
Oh, thank you, careful Milly. Here's my rubbers.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
Announcing Lord Cedric Warwick Puffery Flick neither there's something or other.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
That name sounds Amilia.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
He was your second husband, my lord, that's this way, sir.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He but po.
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Sedrick so glad to see you.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Hello, there's said Rick.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Goodloo Fluffy Paul.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Milicense, I'm here for only one team. Will you marry
me again?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
No?
Speaker 10 (24:00):
You?
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
I read in the papers your calls and died and
I love you.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Let's said, I already have a husband.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Rob you called this a husband.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh Millie, you can't kist me for this.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Luisa went on coot you called me.
Speaker 18 (24:20):
I want you to know my ancestors came came over
from America on the Mayflower return trip.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Of course, Well why didn't they stay there? Who can
do business with India?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
And what are you doing these days?
Speaker 13 (24:32):
Said?
Speaker 18 (24:33):
Same as always, I'm associating with a sportsman. I'm writing
on the arms every morning at a crack of dust.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Telly hoy, that's tally ho.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Can I help it if you talk with a dialect?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So you're a sportsman?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
A right here, I'm playing. I'm playing badminton's squat and
naturally if I catch a soccer, this is seen.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Are you in the mood?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
And for the more? You want nothing but a fortune?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hunker?
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I resemble that from my and another thing. Are you
by any chance incinerating?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Then you really don't want to marry me just the
my money?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Said?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Natural enough?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
If I'm proposing to you just by your money, I
hope I drop dead this minute.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Why hold it?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
What's the matter? I forgot to cross my finger.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Oh this is also terribly confusing. I wish cousin Ronnie
hasn't left me all that money.
Speaker 18 (25:42):
Announcing third Yellow Knight of the Strawberry, Earl of the Raspberry,
due to the cherry, orange.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Lemon and lime.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Look for the big red letters on.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
His coat of arms, sir yellow, no one me, lady,
just a figment of my imagination.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
And I'm seeing Sir Andrew Oliver Atchibald tram Bake.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Oh, Andrew, he was my sixth husband correction seventh. Oh
you're always county that legget.
Speaker 13 (26:20):
My errors.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Welcome Andrew, Hello, milicit my love cerio and I are
you there?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I say, what, Andrew?
Speaker 11 (26:40):
I haven't seen you in years?
Speaker 13 (26:42):
Hello Andrew?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Hy you're back, jo?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I say, where have you seen all these years?
Speaker 8 (26:49):
In the cinema?
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Hollywood?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
And how do you like the cinema?
Speaker 15 (26:52):
Andrew?
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Well, at first my English accents got me in Dutch.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
They laughed at me, those beastly Americans.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
What's of rules did you undertake?
Speaker 17 (27:01):
Cowboy parts?
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Mostly you see you should see me robbers steer, sir,
what's that?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Well?
Speaker 14 (27:07):
Look at me and add three pounds.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
A very vivid description, old fellow, Well, melicon.
Speaker 14 (27:18):
What I really came here for was to ask you
to marry me. How about it, millie moment.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Old fellow, I asked her first time, and this did
text her.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Come on, fellow, let's be dignified about this. After all,
I'm her husband and we all want her money, so
let's draw straws for her.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
And it's right, Steve, you're not in this. Catch me
the broom.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I want some straws. We all agree to this method.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
Is he?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
That is it?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Just me?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Lord? My word?
Speaker 13 (27:54):
What's wrong?
Speaker 15 (27:55):
Bless my soul?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Is your cousin Ronnie?
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Runny? Ronnie?
Speaker 15 (27:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Follows? What's the excitement?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Running?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Old man?
Speaker 15 (28:03):
You're alie am i?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Every horse?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
You are confounded.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
We read in today's papers that you were dead.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
I read that tune a dime there killed me.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Well mincent.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
After all, you didn't get Ronnie's money, but you still
have me.
Speaker 15 (28:18):
Yes, drastic he.
Speaker 18 (28:30):
What oh heez, yes me, Lord, take the broom and.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Sweepy sramps out, slay boys.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Here's the timely desserts that everybody in the family will enjoy.
Ice cream, creamy rich ice cream, the.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Real homemade times.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Everybody in the family enjoys ice cream, especially when it's made.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
With yellow ice cream powder.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You can now make delicious ice cream with the old
fashioned flavor more quickly, more easily, and more economically than
ever before. And you can make it right in the
freezing trays of your refrigerator. Just com buying a package
of yellow ice cream powder, some sugar, milk, and cream,
and you'll soon have a quarter and a half of smooth.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Rich, mellow ice cream. Or if you prefer, you can
make ice cream.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
With jello ice cream powder in an ordinary hand freezer
and get the same delicious creami results, So ask your
grocer tomorrow for jello ice cream powder.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
We're a little late sold.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
CHEERYO, folks.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
The Yellow Program comes to you from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
This is the Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
ES.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
I're in Los Angeles of the Anthony Incorporated
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