August 5, 2025 • 19 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
And now father winner. I said, well, Telegram this one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's a whole got Benny.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Ain't.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I got an cut that hell again, it a got
Benny puppy.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And am I happy? Now? Look at jos in Miami, Florida,
and I wanna go ANRRA birth way.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And I just got back from my home town where
I celebrated my birthday. We had a grand party. And
if get a team the president I gave my relatives
for my birthday. I won't address beautiful all the way.
I seat Jack, Oh, I go into that. You know,
a man as old as he.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Looks to when you're fifty five, huh, I get her
one prank.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I know where I gore of that.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I mean, it's got old of you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But it's because I don't live right, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And what do you mean you're going to live right? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I got a bed at nine o'clock on week days,
and I don't drink to smoke to go to night club,
and I don't keep bad company.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What's wrong with that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well you won't call that looking right there? Say uh,
say Jack, you know my grandfather took care of himself
just like you're going.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And and he wanted to be a hundred and three,
but four, I don't go about it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I don't know. Uh, I don't know. But the poor
fella's going now I have too bad And frankly, however,
it happened well when he was ninety white he started
running around when they just got him, I say, oh, well,
some of those kids us world. Look it is, I
know holidays. I brought up keep grandfathers myself, and I
guess couldn't keep him out.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Of a copy tarby now.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I couldn't have poach a high.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Day hole out of 'em, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I he's Jack. But how about going ahead with the
program and shuff all this woman this? Oh right, yeah,
say alf did you hear any of the other programs tonight? Yes, Jack,
every one of 'em.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, I mean were there anything like ours?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean, did they say or do anything that we're
going to do? No?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don thing.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Jack. Well that's fine, and I have another little worry
about it, you know, after all, where I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Very late and we have.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
To be careful after the peach go anyway, here's a
brand Lee story. I have to be pokes tonight. And
now he's got on a buck the other day, wait him,
and after a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He waid them minute eighty tuned to your work to night.
You know what I mean? You mean the run about
the man getting on the buck. Yes, mm, well I
don't need that one anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Uh here's another way story I picked up in Chicago
the other day and I have been a shop then
on an Italian anyway three in attack way. Wait a minute,
that's the story where the Italian and the irishman discovered
they have no money. And yes, yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Just sent a told that on his program. I see
other laws. I'm glad we're not conflicting with anyone.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I mean the chow anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Here's a joke that I know is no.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean, you can't pull me on an elephant. A
man he started, asked the boy what a post office was,
and the boys there, Uh, well with at a joke,
that's a new story.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well, Freddy Allen told it last week, the same joke.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yes, and the same post office. M but who bad
our program doesn't go on a stick day. I mean, well,
here's a joke I know that hasn't the means I
wrote it myself. I listen, there was a Corse Eyed Judge,
the Jambining, three fellas see and the Corsie Blow.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Anybody, Hello Jack?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
When did you get back to Chicago yesterday? Boy? Uh? No?
I I mean, uh?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Did you have a nice trip? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I was in parking there was a car five
good that always was.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh yeah, what program? Did you hear that? Huck? Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Everybody'll come your friends?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Miss tell out of you? Oh right now? What pers
who are you?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Now? Tact me over the past her place?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh my remivance, couldn't thank you all? Whatever?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
This is a surprise.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm fine? What are your joy? I didn't say no,
I didn't say how do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I said what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
How san Frans walk? Toss?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Mind?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And are you in the kid's jud.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A verse of the little Girl? You don't want that?
A missiverything?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now? Then?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Father is oh your father?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
What again? I? Uncle?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Or cousins? Run to pay a janitor every Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And have you got to go down at I'm oh,
I'm sorry. That's really we can't.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm having fire, but we can't use you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, you say, saves me already?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
He gave me a ho dollar he's I.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Play a tunnel back a quarter and go home.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
N No said, children, How'd I played for this?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I'm gonna stay now Listen, young lady, I don't
like your looks and I don't want any wanna take
marry play now, go away and don't bother me? There
I generals here?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What time? Oh yeah, I've had enough of a U. Listen.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
If you had a brain, you'll be a half way
house that I'm braining allan program? Let me my car? Well,
ye come there?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You right? What I by playing my dancing Lady from
Dancing Lady?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, the fan mail certainly files up. Just think, olks,
I've been away only a few days, and here.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Are several thousand letters. Oh let's see how we're doing.
After all, you can't go by the applause and the studio.
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There's a lady A letter rather from a lady in
Poo City, Iowa. It says, uh, Jill you with the
no drive VENTI lady, I heard your program last Sunday
and when she gave us it was a woman and
I liked it very much. You send me an autograph
picture of Amos and Andy.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Now pass let a right letter's right things that make
you wanna carry on, believe me him Ah.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Here's a letter from a gentleman in Evening, Pennsylvania. It says,
mister Jack Benny, Deal, sir, I have been listening to
you for a long time. Now you ain't listen to me.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That player you gave us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Last threek doing so.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And it's no ten hundred pencils.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
A big point letters you know about radio anyway, he's
langon Ah. Here's a letter from Miami, Florida. It says, Jo,
mister Benny, see if you can move there in the
land of golden sunshine down in Florida, or it has
done that.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
We all know wizards here no more dell old Winter
deal ll wait.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
A minute, don't go song, Oh Mary living Son, I.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Say, well, now read one more.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Here's a letter from mister Tiffard Gordon of Chicago.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It says, jam, mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Although you did good plays and acts them well, I'm
afraid you're overlooking a great angle when you is more mystery.
Everybody loves a mystery.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That the spense, the thrill. To continue your case, all right,
mister Garden, we get it.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Anticipating your letter, we fortunately have been rehearsing a mystery
play all week and we will put it down to
night for your pleasure.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It is called the Green Room.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Murders by S. S. Van e H.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And here is the mystery. A man was murdered on
the rub La eighth Avenue and forty fifth Street. There's
a Moran ms laundry.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Now who was this man?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Where did he come from? Why was he murdered? And
who's runner? Tact tact?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know your English is very bad?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Which it was his play. I will played the part
of a match for mind the great detection.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Family, well of appetising, and I'll live Who are seventy Street?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Franks Parker around it? Hil Tener the sinner? You're in
my heart?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Are you already talking?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Kuh n? Change?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That was uh?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I would plane party three for the first time over
the world. A number of pipes. You're in my heart?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And now for uh mixed vide the Green Ring Murderers,
m murderers m h I be uh.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The first thing is the home of mister and misane
and the rains be con cout problem And any time
in you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
An forty fifth three hurtain you'll get fine mm goad
(08:20):
nobody leaves your room. A man who's been murdered? Oh
why did you do?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What? I gotta show? I can't reenterpate his next nobody
leaves your room.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I'll call headquarters.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Operator Operator, let me police headquarters right away.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hello, Hello, Yes, it's police headquarters. Detect your old Benny
the master Mind seeking.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well for Benny the Winning and Paul of the Air.
But that never mind how long I have been a detected?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But what are you? Laugh? Rap? I'merging your home? What
time does it happen? Eight fifteen? When you're inviting me? Now?
When it's all over A? But it give me a
week moder Okay, I'll be right there. Well he is it?
See murder at ninet thirty four rud L eight Hapvenue.
A right, let's get go. Wait him in the cards?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh in all cars? Oh all cars going around the
rue d L eight Avenue, Oh all cars? I when
you're calling for cars, I set to set away the
most depending about calling my dast.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Twice seen calling the whole thing? All all right, my
whole thing or some target fabella we're going to I murder?
What do you think I ought?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Aware?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
If you just go down it's not a formal affair.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Let's get going.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It ain't cards. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Okay, now I'm pig step on it. I'm going there
there now I mean to step on my cigar about
it a drop?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Uh uh uh, play up.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He'll come to clafee car.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A. You'll tmuch no harm that crime.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Now when you're a time to time, when you're alive.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh yeah, well I have a buy like a Rody
Valley program. Well, having take time, I get a little
joke in t Now you know he's pll for sarn
eighty miles from hour. Well they get the norse bout
even for my n he can take a po step aroun. Guys, cid,
I've got a drug mine to take a tacker.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You know, the two of us would like to see
the Wigtory follows.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Right a minute, wait a minute, hey, I yo. Anyway
he take.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Your old bunny the master mind and yeah, well I
take a buller but he has some woods.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh yeah, oh, let's surround.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm ball. I'm not pallier. I hold that I'm baring
one thousan program right, but I oh well when another
markets what ground Betty not.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Have say fires a f I was just going anyway
by the whole die. Oh, let's turn on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bentel plants.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So now timing us in our mystery must be mon
owing somewhere. And now I'm go our mystery. The green
l murder.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I think it's the play.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Si oh paty a's the house nine thirty four. But
who's this ten four of you? What's the difference? You
have no time to lose.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's good boy, go in. That's the house where the
murder was coming uped, yeah, are you detected?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Way he detected?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
No, our way he detecting?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We got our hat?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Time have me? They come head quarter? What happened here tonight?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
A man was shot in the green room.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Where's the green room? Why the other place?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Just in the green room? Oh, just in the green
where is it? One? Fly up? Don't go in the
blue room.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
They're having a party in there.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know who fire the gun?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, but the boss fire the cook, and I supped
to be fired in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Now I was getting someplace.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Make another that card.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, see my mind, young lady. When lyn jew that's
bourse thay ay uh, I guess this is this.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Over that boys, over that boy I say, oh your
old board. Eh well, I want to break it in
and I'm tired. Get up the work.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Come on out, all of you. That's the bathroom or bardroom.
Why don't say tarified as a bathroom. You're the mastermind,
not me? Ah U first game?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Eh ire?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
They tack room over there, the montage and go lose
sight of the maid.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, let's I write 'em out of everybody. Nobody leave
this room. They whole you excheck the whole money the
master mind. Guard you watch the orney that nobody.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Leaves, okay, see and guard back rack hole. Ooh you
don't wanna get away either? Fire? Kay? Did anybody knows
about that man powers? He was a friend of mine?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah? Who are you my apartment? He was playing good
pay the night?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Now how many they were planes? But they were mine
of us?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You see, we were all sitting at the table. I
write down, and I'd write him in a nine plane
bridge and you'd throw a rock and baseball.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No we have no umpire.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh we'll have no mPire.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh but I couldnine. He get me playing bridge at
one table?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Six of us for dummy. Now we're getting something like
make another of that. Sorry, okay street, Well we were
on the proper fire, sitting right there with a gun
in my hand.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right, Well, you didn't do it? Did you have anything
else to be a hand to buy the buns?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
All right here the smith, let'll go a sorry?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh kay street?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Now a woman is I don't know about this money? No,
I didn't writ yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Go on go on, don't get in there nowhere any man.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I have to do a plan till come. I see
I can't any up hap 'em?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well, I ever got the time?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Tell me about it? That tay?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh ye, I'm good a skill? Uh some bottle? Somebody
kill other work the car? She don't luck there and
had piet day. You get talk with that man? Yeah,
that's the same I've had n the whole.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
B oh t cook? Then't somebody something of that man's side?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I don't any one never mind, got petty things.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I know WoT I talk time to time?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You are mess? Why well you paint you let her
go tid oh tel be careful, I will leave what
night raining around me?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Can I bluse this? I got supper one more?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Make you all of that side five of your net
oh past?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
See now you you're in that poor dress. School. What's
your name?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Win't cried? I ain't black?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Heahy, what do you do for Alevis? I'm an art
tech the leader. Oh yeah, they're nothing name. I got it.
I was from the June Hog of buc say everything
we roomed together. It was the best part I ever had.
Boy was he population? What time did you get here?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
The night? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
It was eight sixteen? Well how do you know all
of eight sixteen? Well? I heard every pane of kidding
you goo.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Now we're getting some place that is ruben after it
me playing never Ke's wearing Mark Oh h sid get
members Snana.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Part Oh hey Lee, Oh hello, Mando, I wanna speak
to your son? Hello? Is this member son?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, yes, oh you did? Okay, good boy? What do
you play? Card?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
He says, he held bard, I'm pay Bakers says, uh,
now're getting something light.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
O by a court you or not on the ballot that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I'm oh no, no, he b about Benny Tella Gram
give it a name, Miami Parider, ask Mendo phnof you
know the one about to go trying Mary living soon
and ask her her now hey the paragrama stup jet
me tick time let him out card.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay, see well wa wait, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Work now you Frank Black, what do you want take
key group?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
There's the working w with that man's pay.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, hey Black, you know anything about the brow?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah? Oh that's mine. Different to me. I wanna try
up to music. Get in the rough guide.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right, you can go black.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'm siredly.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
This murder happened in fire of year road. Got fire us,
mister work. Now, I wanna sit to the maid again upside.
I list from here, young lady. I want to ask
you a few questions. Where ware you? I listen here,
young lady, excuse yourself. Where when you're in the Chaco tire?
I was on the clip from knock a few I
was in the flat.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You don't need to take the head around.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Sure, let me took around see a time to find
rocking them happened to cook. Yeah, I don't make it
all rup side. Okay, So you guys wanna tell Gray
this together? Roll let it to do t go up.
But I swept together. I knocking out side o coat
praying science.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
This was the last number of the Funny program on
the eight fool by Pebrary Wild Folks A telegram any
Bella Grand raw Boys who I'm all love you, he says.
Let's heard your program. I gotta be back with you
next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Night to night folk. This program has come to you
with the complements of the tribal at Motor Company, the
(19:07):
Fati
And now father winner. I said, well, Telegram this one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's a whole got Benny.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Ain't.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I got an cut that hell again, it a got
Benny puppy.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And am I happy? Now? Look at jos in Miami, Florida,
and I wanna go ANRRA birth way.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And I just got back from my home town where
I celebrated my birthday. We had a grand party. And
if get a team the president I gave my relatives
for my birthday. I won't address beautiful all the way.
I seat Jack, Oh, I go into that. You know,
a man as old as he.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Looks to when you're fifty five, huh, I get her
one prank.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I know where I gore of that.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I mean, it's got old of you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But it's because I don't live right, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And what do you mean you're going to live right? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I got a bed at nine o'clock on week days,
and I don't drink to smoke to go to night club,
and I don't keep bad company.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What's wrong with that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well you won't call that looking right there? Say uh,
say Jack, you know my grandfather took care of himself
just like you're going.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And and he wanted to be a hundred and three,
but four, I don't go about it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I don't know. Uh, I don't know. But the poor
fella's going now I have too bad And frankly, however,
it happened well when he was ninety white he started
running around when they just got him, I say, oh, well,
some of those kids us world. Look it is, I
know holidays. I brought up keep grandfathers myself, and I
guess couldn't keep him out.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Of a copy tarby now.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I couldn't have poach a high.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Day hole out of 'em, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I he's Jack. But how about going ahead with the
program and shuff all this woman this? Oh right, yeah,
say alf did you hear any of the other programs tonight? Yes, Jack,
every one of 'em.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, I mean were there anything like ours?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean, did they say or do anything that we're
going to do? No?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don thing.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Jack. Well that's fine, and I have another little worry
about it, you know, after all, where I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Very late and we have.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
To be careful after the peach go anyway, here's a
brand Lee story. I have to be pokes tonight. And
now he's got on a buck the other day, wait him,
and after a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He waid them minute eighty tuned to your work to night.
You know what I mean? You mean the run about
the man getting on the buck. Yes, mm, well I
don't need that one anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Uh here's another way story I picked up in Chicago
the other day and I have been a shop then
on an Italian anyway three in attack way. Wait a minute,
that's the story where the Italian and the irishman discovered
they have no money. And yes, yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Just sent a told that on his program. I see
other laws. I'm glad we're not conflicting with anyone.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I mean the chow anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Here's a joke that I know is no.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean, you can't pull me on an elephant. A
man he started, asked the boy what a post office was,
and the boys there, Uh, well with at a joke,
that's a new story.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well, Freddy Allen told it last week, the same joke.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yes, and the same post office. M but who bad
our program doesn't go on a stick day. I mean, well,
here's a joke I know that hasn't the means I
wrote it myself. I listen, there was a Corse Eyed Judge,
the Jambining, three fellas see and the Corsie Blow.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Anybody, Hello Jack?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
When did you get back to Chicago yesterday? Boy? Uh? No?
I I mean, uh?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Did you have a nice trip? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I was in parking there was a car five
good that always was.
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Oh yeah, what program? Did you hear that? Huck? Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Everybody'll come your friends?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Miss tell out of you? Oh right now? What pers
who are you?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Now? Tact me over the past her place?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh my remivance, couldn't thank you all? Whatever?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
This is a surprise.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm fine? What are your joy? I didn't say no,
I didn't say how do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I said what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
How san Frans walk? Toss?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Mind?
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Baby?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And are you in the kid's jud.
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A verse of the little Girl? You don't want that?
A missiverything?
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Father is oh your father?
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What again? I? Uncle?
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Or cousins? Run to pay a janitor every Yeah?
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I'm sorry. That's really we can't.
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I'm having fire, but we can't use you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, you say, saves me already?
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He gave me a ho dollar he's I.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Play a tunnel back a quarter and go home.
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N No said, children, How'd I played for this?
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And I'm gonna stay now Listen, young lady, I don't
like your looks and I don't want any wanna take
marry play now, go away and don't bother me? There
I generals here?
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What time? Oh yeah, I've had enough of a U. Listen.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
If you had a brain, you'll be a half way
house that I'm braining allan program? Let me my car? Well,
ye come there?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You right? What I by playing my dancing Lady from
Dancing Lady?
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Well, the fan mail certainly files up. Just think, olks,
I've been away only a few days, and here.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Are several thousand letters. Oh let's see how we're doing.
After all, you can't go by the applause and the studio.
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There's a lady A letter rather from a lady in
Poo City, Iowa. It says, uh, Jill you with the
no drive VENTI lady, I heard your program last Sunday
and when she gave us it was a woman and
I liked it very much. You send me an autograph
picture of Amos and Andy.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Now pass let a right letter's right things that make
you wanna carry on, believe me him Ah.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Here's a letter from a gentleman in Evening, Pennsylvania. It says,
mister Jack Benny, Deal, sir, I have been listening to
you for a long time. Now you ain't listen to me.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That player you gave us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Last threek doing so.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And it's no ten hundred pencils.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
A big point letters you know about radio anyway, he's
langon Ah. Here's a letter from Miami, Florida. It says, Jo,
mister Benny, see if you can move there in the
land of golden sunshine down in Florida, or it has
done that.
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We all know wizards here no more dell old Winter
deal ll wait.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
A minute, don't go song, Oh Mary living Son, I.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Say, well, now read one more.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Here's a letter from mister Tiffard Gordon of Chicago.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It says, jam, mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Although you did good plays and acts them well, I'm
afraid you're overlooking a great angle when you is more mystery.
Everybody loves a mystery.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That the spense, the thrill. To continue your case, all right,
mister Garden, we get it.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Anticipating your letter, we fortunately have been rehearsing a mystery
play all week and we will put it down to
night for your pleasure.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It is called the Green Room.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Murders by S. S. Van e H.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And here is the mystery. A man was murdered on
the rub La eighth Avenue and forty fifth Street. There's
a Moran ms laundry.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Now who was this man?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Where did he come from? Why was he murdered? And
who's runner? Tact tact?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know your English is very bad?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Which it was his play. I will played the part
of a match for mind the great detection.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Family, well of appetising, and I'll live Who are seventy Street?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Franks Parker around it? Hil Tener the sinner? You're in
my heart?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Are you already talking?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Kuh n? Change?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That was uh?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I would plane party three for the first time over
the world. A number of pipes. You're in my heart?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And now for uh mixed vide the Green Ring Murderers,
m murderers m h I be uh.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The first thing is the home of mister and misane
and the rains be con cout problem And any time
in you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
An forty fifth three hurtain you'll get fine mm goad
(08:20):
nobody leaves your room. A man who's been murdered? Oh
why did you do?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What? I gotta show? I can't reenterpate his next nobody
leaves your room.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I'll call headquarters.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Operator Operator, let me police headquarters right away.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hello, Hello, Yes, it's police headquarters. Detect your old Benny
the master Mind seeking.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well for Benny the Winning and Paul of the Air.
But that never mind how long I have been a detected?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But what are you? Laugh? Rap? I'merging your home? What
time does it happen? Eight fifteen? When you're inviting me? Now?
When it's all over A? But it give me a
week moder Okay, I'll be right there. Well he is it?
See murder at ninet thirty four rud L eight Hapvenue.
A right, let's get go. Wait him in the cards?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh in all cars? Oh all cars going around the
rue d L eight Avenue, Oh all cars? I when
you're calling for cars, I set to set away the
most depending about calling my dast.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Twice seen calling the whole thing? All all right, my
whole thing or some target fabella we're going to I murder?
What do you think I ought?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Aware?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
If you just go down it's not a formal affair.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Let's get going.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It ain't cards. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Okay, now I'm pig step on it. I'm going there
there now I mean to step on my cigar about
it a drop?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Uh uh uh, play up.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He'll come to clafee car.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A. You'll tmuch no harm that crime.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Now when you're a time to time, when you're alive.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Oh yeah, well I have a buy like a Rody
Valley program. Well, having take time, I get a little
joke in t Now you know he's pll for sarn
eighty miles from hour. Well they get the norse bout
even for my n he can take a po step aroun. Guys, cid,
I've got a drug mine to take a tacker.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You know, the two of us would like to see
the Wigtory follows.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Right a minute, wait a minute, hey, I yo. Anyway
he take.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Your old bunny the master mind and yeah, well I
take a buller but he has some woods.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh yeah, oh, let's surround.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm ball. I'm not pallier. I hold that I'm baring
one thousan program right, but I oh well when another
markets what ground Betty not.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Have say fires a f I was just going anyway
by the whole die. Oh, let's turn on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bentel plants.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So now timing us in our mystery must be mon
owing somewhere. And now I'm go our mystery. The green
l murder.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I think it's the play.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Si oh paty a's the house nine thirty four. But
who's this ten four of you? What's the difference? You
have no time to lose.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's good boy, go in. That's the house where the
murder was coming uped, yeah, are you detected?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Way he detected?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
No, our way he detecting?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We got our hat?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Time have me? They come head quarter? What happened here tonight?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
A man was shot in the green room.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Where's the green room? Why the other place?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Just in the green room? Oh, just in the green
where is it? One? Fly up? Don't go in the
blue room.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
They're having a party in there.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know who fire the gun?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, but the boss fire the cook, and I supped
to be fired in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Now I was getting someplace.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Make another that card.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, see my mind, young lady. When lyn jew that's
bourse thay ay uh, I guess this is this.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Over that boys, over that boy I say, oh your
old board. Eh well, I want to break it in
and I'm tired. Get up the work.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Come on out, all of you. That's the bathroom or bardroom.
Why don't say tarified as a bathroom. You're the mastermind,
not me? Ah U first game?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Eh ire?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
They tack room over there, the montage and go lose
sight of the maid.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, let's I write 'em out of everybody. Nobody leave
this room. They whole you excheck the whole money the
master mind. Guard you watch the orney that nobody.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Leaves, okay, see and guard back rack hole. Ooh you
don't wanna get away either? Fire? Kay? Did anybody knows
about that man powers? He was a friend of mine?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah? Who are you my apartment? He was playing good
pay the night?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Now how many they were planes? But they were mine
of us?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You see, we were all sitting at the table. I
write down, and I'd write him in a nine plane
bridge and you'd throw a rock and baseball.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No we have no umpire.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh we'll have no mPire.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh but I couldnine. He get me playing bridge at
one table?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Six of us for dummy. Now we're getting something like
make another of that. Sorry, okay street, Well we were
on the proper fire, sitting right there with a gun
in my hand.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right, Well, you didn't do it? Did you have anything
else to be a hand to buy the buns?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
All right here the smith, let'll go a sorry?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh kay street?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Now a woman is I don't know about this money? No,
I didn't writ yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Go on go on, don't get in there nowhere any man.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I have to do a plan till come. I see
I can't any up hap 'em?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well, I ever got the time?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Tell me about it? That tay?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh ye, I'm good a skill? Uh some bottle? Somebody
kill other work the car? She don't luck there and
had piet day. You get talk with that man? Yeah,
that's the same I've had n the whole.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
B oh t cook? Then't somebody something of that man's side?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I don't any one never mind, got petty things.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I know WoT I talk time to time?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You are mess? Why well you paint you let her
go tid oh tel be careful, I will leave what
night raining around me?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Can I bluse this? I got supper one more?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Make you all of that side five of your net
oh past?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
See now you you're in that poor dress. School. What's
your name?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Win't cried? I ain't black?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Heahy, what do you do for Alevis? I'm an art
tech the leader. Oh yeah, they're nothing name. I got it.
I was from the June Hog of buc say everything
we roomed together. It was the best part I ever had.
Boy was he population? What time did you get here?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
The night? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
It was eight sixteen? Well how do you know all
of eight sixteen? Well? I heard every pane of kidding
you goo.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Now we're getting some place that is ruben after it
me playing never Ke's wearing Mark Oh h sid get
members Snana.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Part Oh hey Lee, Oh hello, Mando, I wanna speak
to your son? Hello? Is this member son?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, yes, oh you did? Okay, good boy? What do
you play? Card?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
He says, he held bard, I'm pay Bakers says, uh,
now're getting something light.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
O by a court you or not on the ballot that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I'm oh no, no, he b about Benny Tella Gram
give it a name, Miami Parider, ask Mendo phnof you
know the one about to go trying Mary living soon
and ask her her now hey the paragrama stup jet
me tick time let him out card.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay, see well wa wait, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Work now you Frank Black, what do you want take
key group?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
There's the working w with that man's pay.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, hey Black, you know anything about the brow?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah? Oh that's mine. Different to me. I wanna try
up to music. Get in the rough guide.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right, you can go black.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'm siredly.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
This murder happened in fire of year road. Got fire us,
mister work. Now, I wanna sit to the maid again upside.
I list from here, young lady. I want to ask
you a few questions. Where ware you? I listen here,
young lady, excuse yourself. Where when you're in the Chaco tire?
I was on the clip from knock a few I
was in the flat.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You don't need to take the head around.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Sure, let me took around see a time to find
rocking them happened to cook. Yeah, I don't make it
all rup side. Okay, So you guys wanna tell Gray
this together? Roll let it to do t go up.
But I swept together. I knocking out side o coat
praying science.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
This was the last number of the Funny program on
the eight fool by Pebrary Wild Folks A telegram any
Bella Grand raw Boys who I'm all love you, he says.
Let's heard your program. I gotta be back with you
next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Night to night folk. This program has come to you
with the complements of the tribal at Motor Company, the
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