July 25, 2025 • 29 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Be love me?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is that programs Dying Dat Benny, When Mary Lives? And
Bill Harris Dennis to day, Don Wilson, you're Julie Rodgers,
Ladies and gentlemen. Very few things go on to mister
Benny's house that I don't know about. Last Tuesday morning,
(00:31):
at nine o'clock, mister Don Wilson came over to.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Discuss his new contract with mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Five hours later, they were still at it in the
den behind locked doors.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Now look, look, Don, I've given in to you on
a lot of things. You have the right to do
another show. I give you a full credit, and all
our programs you can take a two week vacation each year.
You even have the right to approve of the script.
Now what else could you possibly want?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Money?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Don down, There are things much more important than money.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Oh maybe it's don dive it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, wait a minute. You placed too much importance on money.
Don't you realize you can't take it with you?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I know, but I'd like to finger a little of
it while i'm here.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh well, Don, everything else in the contract is satisfactory,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Well, everything except clause eleven claws eleven. Yes, that's the
one that says I'm not allowed to eat during the broadcast.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh well, don I had that, claus put In because
of what happened a couple of weeks ago when you
were eating a hamburger during the first.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Part of the show.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Soah, what if I had a hamburger? I did my commercial? Alright,
didn't I?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
But your pear shaped tones came out with onions on them. Remember,
you can't do your level best with mustard ripping on
your vest. So the no, the no eating claws stays there.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Well that's not important. That's not important. But what about
the money?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Now I made my final offer. You don't have to
sign us. Now I'll go out and leave you alone
so you can think it over all by yourself.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Sometimes down can be so suffered. What is the Rochester?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Has he signed it yet?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You want me to eat up the brand of iron?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh? Stop being silly anyway, I'm using the hunger treatment
on him and tell me Rochester. Were there any calls
while I was in conference?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, the barber Sandwich call. She's having a big body
Saturday night and you want you to be there?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Good good, I say, white tie or black tie.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
White coaches in the park cars.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, Rochester, did you mention the miss Tammy that I'd
be glad to play my violin for her guests?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh? I always do what you said. They were gonna
have Yata.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hyphens for that, Well, they probably would have had me,
but Yasha can't park cards anyway. Rochester. I uh, oh,
poor Polly, you still haven't gotten over your cold.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Pobby got a call.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Good zun type. You know, Rochester, it's your fault that
Polly had this cold. You never should have let her
out of the house last week.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
But Boss, how was I didn't know? She's trying to
have to snowball?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
How to snowball?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Have to snowball alchemy?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
She it's amazing she got a cold in the head
from that. Well, I think I'll go back in the
den and see if Dona's made up his mind yet. Well,
(04:20):
don have you decided to sign the contract yet? At
the salary I offered you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, Jack, And I want to tell you something.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Never in my life have I seen anyone quibble over
such trivial amounts as you do. Your parsimony absolutely revolts me.
I've got to tell you, Jack that you are without
a doubt, the cheapest, most miserly man I ever met.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
What don.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Don if you hate me, you don't laugh like that?
Don Never have I been Never I've been hurt so
by a friend. And now, how in the world can
you say a thing like that about me? Because it's true,
that's no excuse. Imagine talking back that about me. Not
only have we been business associates, but I've been the
best friend you've ever had. I've done more for you
than anyone else.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Just some minute, Jack, what have you ever done for me?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Name one thing? All right, I will. How about during
the war when you weren't getting enough?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Fool?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Didn't I tell you Rochester's ration book, didn't I? Jack?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
That ration book was for Sue.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That didn't stop you? You ate them anyway? And another thing, Rochester,
will you answer the door?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm getting the boss sure, going.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
After the hot and heavy Hello Rochester?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh, hell, miss Liveson, Come on in. The boss is
in the day with mister Wilson.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Business your pleasure.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Business for mister Wilson, pleasure for.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Then they must be discussing John's new contract.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
For over five hours.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
He don must be tough.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I remember when Dennis came over to talk about his
new contract.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
He was out in just twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yes, lawyers from him with a river her.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Oh god, yes.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Well anyway, maybe mister Wilson be out in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I doubt it. It hard to bring that much corpus.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, I'll just wait here for Jack, wait for track, right, track, Hello, Polly, Polly,
want to crack it?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Probably want to kleax?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Oh, yes, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Well don't worry, Polly, you'll be better in a few days.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Ollo, Jack, I wanted just a minute. Now. What were
you saying?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Mary?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
May I say hello to John now?
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Or visiting ours over?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Well? Maya? I only locked the door so that no
one could disturb down while he's sinking. How are you?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Oh fine, Jack, Fine, I just did a little shopping.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I brought myself a new evening gown.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
A new evening gown.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
What color?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Well, it isn't a solid color.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's something brand new and the latest side out here
in California.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
It's pure white with yellow spots.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
White with a yellow spote.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
It represents a Nord tree peeping through a snow.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Drift that's all running, all running.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Oh, but you know Jack, it's really a beautiful gown
and it has such a low neckline.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
See then the dresser must be skimpier than this. Ever,
last evening's necklines were so low. See imagine next year.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's not thinking about it, Jack, your little blue eyes
are popping out.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
By the way, Mary, how come you bought a new
evening gown for barbara sound party? Saturday night? Barbara's Punk
is having a party, Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
A real blank affair.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Everybody will be there, really, yes, Barbara tolm me.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
They were having so many guests that even hired a.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Man to park cars.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No kidding, don't act innocon.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I was the one who recommended you, recommended, you recommended you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh, stop imitating Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right, all right now, excuse me, Mary. I want
to go into Dan and talk to Don for a minute. Well,
have you signed a contract yet, don No?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Jack, not yet.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well I'll go out again. Let's you think about it
some more.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
No, I can't think I've been lot here in here
since early morning.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I have deep for hours, I've starved hungry. Well, look, Don,
all you have to do is sign the contract and
can go out for lunch and get a nice six tape.
Uh stay Yeah, thick juicy sirloin covered with mushrooes and
on the side a big baked idahole potato dripping with
(08:59):
but dirt. And next thing all around the lovely stake
will be golden gownd French.
Speaker 13 (09:04):
Fries on you.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And for dessert for dessert to have pie alim covered with.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Froth sw.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Well, look, Don, I'll leave you here in the den
to think it over. I'll be back soon.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
What about a boss?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Has he signed yet?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
He's sure tough this time.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, look, rocheter, go in the kitchen, put some coffee on,
got frying from bacon, and blow the fumes towards the dam.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh boss, you wrestle you.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Never mind, Just go do it and make a hamburger
for me. I want to eat it in front of him.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Jack, what are you up to now?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Nothing? Nothing? See Mary, I'm gonna have to do something
about a commercial for the show. Don didn't bring the sports.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Oh yes, yes, they're out.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Of the school.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
The cool swimming, no ice skating. Oh yes, my pool
is still frozen. I'll go out and talk to him. Geez,
just look at them skating, Hey, fellow.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Felloweee and lefty and Mesty ever.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
Seven seven tell Mesty and Mesty lucky, lucky lucky.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Then you think and you think you would see your
level level level level.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Everything. Mesty upon me. Can you want me talk about Jack?
You must, you must, miss Kanda. Let's go in Afandel.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Everybody ever not here, we'll kill me.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yay that that was a wonderful number of boys, and
it'll be Oh, oh the sun's coming out and the
height the starting there goes the tenor Oh well, i'll
pick them up later they marry, would you? Ohllo Dennis, Oh, mister.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Bennie, I just got back in town a few minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yes, Jack there is just telling me that it was
up a big bear for the winter's sport. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I went up there with my mother and father. First,
my father I didn't want to go, but my mother
made him.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Why said, your mother and father are mad at each other?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Why would you make him go?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
You heard the snow if they were six feet deep?
My father's only fifty four.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Oh my goodness, what happened to your father?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Nothing? He was wearing elevated shoes.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Now Dennis stopped making up those crazy things.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Okay, say Dennis, why are you wrapping the snow?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Do you any tobogganing? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I went down to toboggan slide four times and it
was awful. What people seeing that?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
I'll never know why what happened. I got my face
all cut up, on my knees craped too.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Well, Dennis, maybe you didn't know how to steer your sled.
Oh sled, Dennis, Dennis, you mean you mean you went.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Down the toboggan slide without a sled.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
On your stomach the other side hurt from ice skating.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Now, look, kid, what did you come over here for? Anyway?
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Tell you the song? I picked the Sunday show. It's
here off stay and I'm gonna sing at barbara Sandwich
party on Saturday night too.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Oh are you ben entertain at Barbara's party?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Dennis?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Oh no, I'm just a guess.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
The real entertainment will be Yosha hyphens Yasha hyphen a
lot of health. He'll be at the party. I bet
he hasn't even got a driver's license.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Well, I see you at the party, mister Benny, and
you're sure a wale kid.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It'll be wearing top hat, white coat and flashlights.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Yeah, jeez, this is amazing.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
For once, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Then never mind, Dennis, Yes, let me hear your song.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yes, oh Jess the second Dennis, what time is it?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Just send the three Mary wife.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Well, I've gone an appointment at my dentis off to
have my teeth clean, and I don't want to be late.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
You go to a dentist, just have your teeth clean.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Why did you do what I do? I try to,
but I can't stand the taste of soil. Off.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
They go ahead and sing with your kids, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
A.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Land nine fool, where I'll fine enough you local.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Lock, I'll.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
With you, And they say, is an ile deep with
low where you're hot, where the smile coldly fro hie ah,
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well the road and I know well I be all.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And he.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Rill stay with you all all the line They heed
the theme dream a dream.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And the who.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I can find loving you and folly ah all thebline
the pany's the thing all a dream.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
I can find love you.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh yes, that was.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
A wonderful somb But when you do it on the program,
you want to sing the verse a little faster so
that you can retard the second chorus, and then the
orcster can come to crescendo when he left.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Jack, and I think i'd better go too. I don't
want to be late for my dental appointment, all right, Say.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Look, Mary, I've got nothing to do to dinner. Would
you like me to drive you over?
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Oh? Sure, My plumb won't take long.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Good. Then maybe we can take in a movie too.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
But Jack, what about Don Wilson in his contract?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Oh yes, oh, Rochester, Rochester. Yes, sir, here's the key.
When mister Wilson starts screaming for food, throw them a
fountain pen. Come on, Mary, let's go. Mary, which office
is your dentist in. He's way down at the end
(17:39):
of the hall. Say Mary, look at those signs in
the office on the office doors. Doctor Larson go on
to the inaugurations. Doctor Williamson, go on to the inauguration.
Doctor Leroy, go on to the inauguration. Say Mary, maybe
your doctor won't be in.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Oh yes he will. He's a Republican.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
There's my dentist's office right across the hall.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
See Mary, as long as I'm here, I think I'll
have the dentists look at my teeth too. I haven't
had him checked in a long time.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Well, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
May I help you people?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yes, nurse, I have an appointment doctor Leland.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
I'm Mary Livingston. Oh you're just in time. Go right
in the first office on your left.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Thank you, a miss. While i'm here, I want to
find out about my teeth.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yes, sir, when did you leave them? No?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
No, I'd like doctor Leland to examine them.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well, doctor Leland has no appointments open.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
However, doctor Nilson has a cancelation. I'm sure he.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Can take you.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Good.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Good. I'll have to get some information first.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Your names Jack, Benny, occupation, violentness.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Really, concert or stage?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
The parking lot?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I'm on radio.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
Your age please?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Well? How old would you get me to be?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Twenty eight twelve? I'm really a little older than that.
I guess again, fifty four for your information, I happen
to be thirty nine.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Oh well, mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
The doctor's office is through the door over there.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
You may go ride it, thank you? Oh doctor, doctor?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
How old do you do.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Look?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Look?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Doctor, don't tell me you have a toothe no, no, no,
I only want you to just sit down.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
And leave the rest to me.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
But doctor, all I want is doctor, why are you
stopping me in the chair.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Well, the last time I pulled a tooth, I yanked
too hard and threw the patient out the window.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh my goodness, that this tool come out all of
me hit a fireplug. Now look, doctor, I don't need
an extraction. All I want to do is examine my teeth.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It very well, very well.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Open your mouth, ah, I do, uh?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh, I do so I can look all the way back.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Ah, I can see everything.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Now doctor, doctor, do you have to stop talking.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
You're biting my ankle.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
I hope you'll forgive me, but I like to make
a complete examination.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh well, I'm i keith bad.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, but you better do something about that appending.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
Appendy and I'll just hold still and I'll complete the examination.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No excuse me.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yes, oh, doctor Adonomichi just called and he wants to
know if you can clean his teeth this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Oh does it have to be done this afternoon?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, tonight he's going to a masquerade and he wants
to go with a lighthouse. Well, all right, tell mister
Amiti to come in this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Then lay out my dark glasses.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yes.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
Oh, and by the way, nurse, send in my technician
I have to make an X ray, yes, doctor, yeah,
Now before my technician comes in, I just want to
make one final check.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Open your mouth, ah, doctor, doctor, why are you spinning
my pivot tunes?
Speaker 13 (21:58):
I used to be a disc jockey, a disk jockey,
and now I'd like to pull this next to it
for Sam George MilTech and all the boys at Hickey's
Bar and Happy Day of Janet.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
I'll cut that off.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Look, and I just came here for an examination.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yes, I have a patient here who requires an X ray.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh, very well, you operate the camera and I'll swing
the chair around so you'll get a good picture. Wait
a minute. The x ray man here does he take
good pictures?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Woo?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Does it?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
He's made several dental pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Perhaps you've seen them. They played all the neighborhood see.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
It dental pictures?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Sorry, Rong Moeler, mother wore breezes and that latest one
was Jane Wyman Johnny by Custy.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I look, doctor, I haven't got all day. If you're
a man is going to take this X ray, let
him take it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, I'm going to take the picture. He's going to
direct it.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
What take your head back, mister, Benny, and I'm killed.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Open your mouth, your cheek smiles.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Wait, what's going on here?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Camera?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Roll?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Doctor, don't move. We're time for an academy of war.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Look, all I wanted was a simple examination. That's all.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I have a picture development a minute.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You're good, mister Benny.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
While we're waiting, just sit back and relax.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No, doctor, yes, no, he'll be coming around mountain. He come,
he'll be.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
An Why a.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Doctor? What is there our floor show? We can't afford magazine.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I want to make keep quiet. You're as the results of.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The let me see.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh, yes, a wonderful picture.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It's too bad he wasn't bleeding.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
We could have got it in technic color.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Doctor, what is a charge? Just a moment, just a moment.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
According to this X ray, you haven't absairs. Yes, it's
sort of a pocket.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh, it's nothing to be alarmed about.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Finding a little pocket.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Under a tooth is very common, although yours is unusual.
Why it has money in it? Look, doctor, if you
think I'm going to stay in.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
The settle down.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It'll only take a minute.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
In nerves, grab the patient by the hair and hold
his head back.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yes, well, and grab him by the ears. Doctor. I
only came in here for an examination.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
Doctor, I want to have a white witch.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Excuse me, it's my technician. Are you sure, old, then
you better help me?
Speaker 13 (25:05):
Nurse hand me my corsapac needle, needle swab, swat burzer
straight chisele stray kissel liby ejector live ejector drill drill
quote coote had hat umbrella?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Umbrella?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Doctor, doctor?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
A lease is off?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
We're moving?
Speaker 7 (25:25):
What come e?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Doc?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Let me out of the chair, doctor now shot, Ladies
and gentlemen. An extra million dollars is needed to fight
polio this year. The funds of the foundation were drained
(25:49):
last year and taking care of an especially severe epidemic
of infantile paralysis, We've got to replace those funds right now.
So won't you please give something extra this year to
the Moar of Nimes.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I'll be back in just a moment, But first, mo.
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Lucky to feel your laugh of the mo Lucky to be.
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Speaker 1 (27:24):
And gentlemen, John Wilson, Locke and Jack denn and Jack
Todd and the dentist chair.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
It's up to me to say, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Listen into the CBS Sunday Liner, which includes the Prudential Hour,
Mike Jones, Jack Benny Amos and Andy Lomon Abner and
Sam bay.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Rochester. What a time I had I spent the afternoon
in a dentist chair.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, we've been having a little excitement here too.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh, Don Wilson signed the contract.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yet nobody ain't more.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Ben, Well, I'm going up and go to bed, good night, don.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Be sure to listen to the Doom You show your
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sure to listen to the Jack Betty Show transcribed at
the same time next week.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
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Speaker 6 (29:16):
This is CBS, the Columbie I Broadcasting System.
Be love me?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is that programs Dying Dat Benny, When Mary Lives? And
Bill Harris Dennis to day, Don Wilson, you're Julie Rodgers,
Ladies and gentlemen. Very few things go on to mister
Benny's house that I don't know about. Last Tuesday morning,
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at nine o'clock, mister Don Wilson came over to.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Discuss his new contract with mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Five hours later, they were still at it in the
den behind locked doors.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Now look, look, Don, I've given in to you on
a lot of things. You have the right to do
another show. I give you a full credit, and all
our programs you can take a two week vacation each year.
You even have the right to approve of the script.
Now what else could you possibly want?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Money?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Don down, There are things much more important than money.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Oh maybe it's don dive it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, wait a minute. You placed too much importance on money.
Don't you realize you can't take it with you?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I know, but I'd like to finger a little of
it while i'm here.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh well, Don, everything else in the contract is satisfactory,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Well, everything except clause eleven claws eleven. Yes, that's the
one that says I'm not allowed to eat during the broadcast.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh well, don I had that, claus put In because
of what happened a couple of weeks ago when you
were eating a hamburger during the first.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Part of the show.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Soah, what if I had a hamburger? I did my commercial? Alright,
didn't I?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
But your pear shaped tones came out with onions on them. Remember,
you can't do your level best with mustard ripping on
your vest. So the no, the no eating claws stays there.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Well that's not important. That's not important. But what about
the money?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Now I made my final offer. You don't have to
sign us. Now I'll go out and leave you alone
so you can think it over all by yourself.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Sometimes down can be so suffered. What is the Rochester?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Has he signed it yet?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You want me to eat up the brand of iron?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh? Stop being silly anyway, I'm using the hunger treatment
on him and tell me Rochester. Were there any calls
while I was in conference?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, the barber Sandwich call. She's having a big body
Saturday night and you want you to be there?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Good good, I say, white tie or black tie.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
White coaches in the park cars.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, Rochester, did you mention the miss Tammy that I'd
be glad to play my violin for her guests?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh? I always do what you said. They were gonna
have Yata.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hyphens for that, Well, they probably would have had me,
but Yasha can't park cards anyway. Rochester. I uh, oh,
poor Polly, you still haven't gotten over your cold.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Pobby got a call.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Good zun type. You know, Rochester, it's your fault that
Polly had this cold. You never should have let her
out of the house last week.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
But Boss, how was I didn't know? She's trying to
have to snowball?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
How to snowball?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Have to snowball alchemy?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
She it's amazing she got a cold in the head
from that. Well, I think I'll go back in the
den and see if Dona's made up his mind yet. Well,
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don have you decided to sign the contract yet? At
the salary I offered you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, Jack, And I want to tell you something.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Never in my life have I seen anyone quibble over
such trivial amounts as you do. Your parsimony absolutely revolts me.
I've got to tell you, Jack that you are without
a doubt, the cheapest, most miserly man I ever met.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
What don.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Don if you hate me, you don't laugh like that?
Don Never have I been Never I've been hurt so
by a friend. And now, how in the world can
you say a thing like that about me? Because it's true,
that's no excuse. Imagine talking back that about me. Not
only have we been business associates, but I've been the
best friend you've ever had. I've done more for you
than anyone else.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Just some minute, Jack, what have you ever done for me?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Name one thing? All right, I will. How about during
the war when you weren't getting enough?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Fool?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Didn't I tell you Rochester's ration book, didn't I? Jack?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
That ration book was for Sue.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That didn't stop you? You ate them anyway? And another thing, Rochester,
will you answer the door?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm getting the boss sure, going.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
After the hot and heavy Hello Rochester?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh, hell, miss Liveson, Come on in. The boss is
in the day with mister Wilson.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Business your pleasure.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Business for mister Wilson, pleasure for.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Then they must be discussing John's new contract.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
For over five hours.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
He don must be tough.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I remember when Dennis came over to talk about his
new contract.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
He was out in just twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yes, lawyers from him with a river her.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Oh god, yes.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Well anyway, maybe mister Wilson be out in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I doubt it. It hard to bring that much corpus.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, I'll just wait here for Jack, wait for track, right, track, Hello, Polly, Polly,
want to crack it?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Probably want to kleax?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Oh, yes, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Well don't worry, Polly, you'll be better in a few days.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Ollo, Jack, I wanted just a minute. Now. What were
you saying?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Mary?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
May I say hello to John now?
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Or visiting ours over?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Well? Maya? I only locked the door so that no
one could disturb down while he's sinking. How are you?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Oh fine, Jack, Fine, I just did a little shopping.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I brought myself a new evening gown.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
A new evening gown.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
What color?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Well, it isn't a solid color.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's something brand new and the latest side out here
in California.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
It's pure white with yellow spots.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
White with a yellow spote.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
It represents a Nord tree peeping through a snow.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Drift that's all running, all running.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Oh, but you know Jack, it's really a beautiful gown
and it has such a low neckline.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
See then the dresser must be skimpier than this. Ever,
last evening's necklines were so low. See imagine next year.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's not thinking about it, Jack, your little blue eyes
are popping out.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
By the way, Mary, how come you bought a new
evening gown for barbara sound party? Saturday night? Barbara's Punk
is having a party, Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
A real blank affair.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Everybody will be there, really, yes, Barbara tolm me.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
They were having so many guests that even hired a.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Man to park cars.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No kidding, don't act innocon.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I was the one who recommended you, recommended, you recommended you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh, stop imitating Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right, all right now, excuse me, Mary. I want
to go into Dan and talk to Don for a minute. Well,
have you signed a contract yet, don No?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Jack, not yet.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well I'll go out again. Let's you think about it
some more.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
No, I can't think I've been lot here in here
since early morning.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I have deep for hours, I've starved hungry. Well, look, Don,
all you have to do is sign the contract and
can go out for lunch and get a nice six tape.
Uh stay Yeah, thick juicy sirloin covered with mushrooes and
on the side a big baked idahole potato dripping with
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but dirt. And next thing all around the lovely stake
will be golden gownd French.
Speaker 13 (09:04):
Fries on you.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
And for dessert for dessert to have pie alim covered with.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Froth sw.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Well, look, Don, I'll leave you here in the den
to think it over. I'll be back soon.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
What about a boss?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Has he signed yet?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
He's sure tough this time.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, look, rocheter, go in the kitchen, put some coffee on,
got frying from bacon, and blow the fumes towards the dam.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh boss, you wrestle you.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Never mind, Just go do it and make a hamburger
for me. I want to eat it in front of him.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Jack, what are you up to now?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Nothing? Nothing? See Mary, I'm gonna have to do something
about a commercial for the show. Don didn't bring the sports.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Oh yes, yes, they're out.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Of the school.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
The cool swimming, no ice skating. Oh yes, my pool
is still frozen. I'll go out and talk to him. Geez,
just look at them skating, Hey, fellow.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Felloweee and lefty and Mesty ever.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
Seven seven tell Mesty and Mesty lucky, lucky lucky.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Then you think and you think you would see your
level level level level.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Everything. Mesty upon me. Can you want me talk about Jack?
You must, you must, miss Kanda. Let's go in Afandel.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Everybody ever not here, we'll kill me.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yay that that was a wonderful number of boys, and
it'll be Oh, oh the sun's coming out and the
height the starting there goes the tenor Oh well, i'll
pick them up later they marry, would you? Ohllo Dennis, Oh, mister.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Bennie, I just got back in town a few minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yes, Jack there is just telling me that it was
up a big bear for the winter's sport. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I went up there with my mother and father. First,
my father I didn't want to go, but my mother
made him.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Why said, your mother and father are mad at each other?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Why would you make him go?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
You heard the snow if they were six feet deep?
My father's only fifty four.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Oh my goodness, what happened to your father?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Nothing? He was wearing elevated shoes.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Now Dennis stopped making up those crazy things.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
Okay, say Dennis, why are you wrapping the snow?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Do you any tobogganing? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I went down to toboggan slide four times and it
was awful. What people seeing that?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
I'll never know why what happened. I got my face
all cut up, on my knees craped too.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Well, Dennis, maybe you didn't know how to steer your sled.
Oh sled, Dennis, Dennis, you mean you mean you went.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Down the toboggan slide without a sled.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
On your stomach the other side hurt from ice skating.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Now, look, kid, what did you come over here for? Anyway?
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Tell you the song? I picked the Sunday show. It's
here off stay and I'm gonna sing at barbara Sandwich
party on Saturday night too.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Oh are you ben entertain at Barbara's party?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Dennis?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Oh no, I'm just a guess.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
The real entertainment will be Yosha hyphens Yasha hyphen a
lot of health. He'll be at the party. I bet
he hasn't even got a driver's license.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Well, I see you at the party, mister Benny, and
you're sure a wale kid.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It'll be wearing top hat, white coat and flashlights.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Yeah, jeez, this is amazing.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
For once, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Then never mind, Dennis, Yes, let me hear your song.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yes, oh Jess the second Dennis, what time is it?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Just send the three Mary wife.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Well, I've gone an appointment at my dentis off to
have my teeth clean, and I don't want to be late.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
You go to a dentist, just have your teeth clean.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Why did you do what I do? I try to,
but I can't stand the taste of soil. Off.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
They go ahead and sing with your kids, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
A.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Land nine fool, where I'll fine enough you local.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Lock, I'll.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
With you, And they say, is an ile deep with
low where you're hot, where the smile coldly fro hie ah,
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well the road and I know well I be all.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And he.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Rill stay with you all all the line They heed
the theme dream a dream.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And the who.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I can find loving you and folly ah all thebline
the pany's the thing all a dream.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
I can find love you.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh yes, that was.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
A wonderful somb But when you do it on the program,
you want to sing the verse a little faster so
that you can retard the second chorus, and then the
orcster can come to crescendo when he left.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Jack, and I think i'd better go too. I don't
want to be late for my dental appointment, all right, Say.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Look, Mary, I've got nothing to do to dinner. Would
you like me to drive you over?
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Oh? Sure, My plumb won't take long.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Good. Then maybe we can take in a movie too.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
But Jack, what about Don Wilson in his contract?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Oh yes, oh, Rochester, Rochester. Yes, sir, here's the key.
When mister Wilson starts screaming for food, throw them a
fountain pen. Come on, Mary, let's go. Mary, which office
is your dentist in. He's way down at the end
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of the hall. Say Mary, look at those signs in
the office on the office doors. Doctor Larson go on
to the inaugurations. Doctor Williamson, go on to the inauguration.
Doctor Leroy, go on to the inauguration. Say Mary, maybe
your doctor won't be in.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Oh yes he will. He's a Republican.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
There's my dentist's office right across the hall.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
See Mary, as long as I'm here, I think I'll
have the dentists look at my teeth too. I haven't
had him checked in a long time.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Well, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
May I help you people?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yes, nurse, I have an appointment doctor Leland.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
I'm Mary Livingston. Oh you're just in time. Go right
in the first office on your left.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Thank you, a miss. While i'm here, I want to
find out about my teeth.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yes, sir, when did you leave them? No?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
No, I'd like doctor Leland to examine them.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well, doctor Leland has no appointments open.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
However, doctor Nilson has a cancelation. I'm sure he.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Can take you.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Good.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Good. I'll have to get some information first.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Your names Jack, Benny, occupation, violentness.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Really, concert or stage?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
The parking lot?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I'm on radio.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
Your age please?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Well? How old would you get me to be?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Twenty eight twelve? I'm really a little older than that.
I guess again, fifty four for your information, I happen
to be thirty nine.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Oh well, mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
The doctor's office is through the door over there.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
You may go ride it, thank you? Oh doctor, doctor?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
How old do you do.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Look?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Look?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Doctor, don't tell me you have a toothe no, no, no,
I only want you to just sit down.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
And leave the rest to me.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
But doctor, all I want is doctor, why are you
stopping me in the chair.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Well, the last time I pulled a tooth, I yanked
too hard and threw the patient out the window.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh my goodness, that this tool come out all of
me hit a fireplug. Now look, doctor, I don't need
an extraction. All I want to do is examine my teeth.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It very well, very well.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Open your mouth, ah, I do, uh?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh, I do so I can look all the way back.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Ah, I can see everything.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Now doctor, doctor, do you have to stop talking.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
You're biting my ankle.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
I hope you'll forgive me, but I like to make
a complete examination.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Oh well, I'm i keith bad.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, but you better do something about that appending.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
Appendy and I'll just hold still and I'll complete the examination.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No excuse me.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yes, oh, doctor Adonomichi just called and he wants to
know if you can clean his teeth this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Oh does it have to be done this afternoon?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, tonight he's going to a masquerade and he wants
to go with a lighthouse. Well, all right, tell mister
Amiti to come in this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Then lay out my dark glasses.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yes.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
Oh, and by the way, nurse, send in my technician
I have to make an X ray, yes, doctor, yeah,
Now before my technician comes in, I just want to
make one final check.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Open your mouth, ah, doctor, doctor, why are you spinning
my pivot tunes?
Speaker 13 (21:58):
I used to be a disc jockey, a disk jockey,
and now I'd like to pull this next to it
for Sam George MilTech and all the boys at Hickey's
Bar and Happy Day of Janet.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
I'll cut that off.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Look, and I just came here for an examination.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yes, I have a patient here who requires an X ray.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh, very well, you operate the camera and I'll swing
the chair around so you'll get a good picture. Wait
a minute. The x ray man here does he take
good pictures?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Woo?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Does it?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
He's made several dental pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Perhaps you've seen them. They played all the neighborhood see.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
It dental pictures?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Sorry, Rong Moeler, mother wore breezes and that latest one
was Jane Wyman Johnny by Custy.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I look, doctor, I haven't got all day. If you're
a man is going to take this X ray, let
him take it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, I'm going to take the picture. He's going to
direct it.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
What take your head back, mister, Benny, and I'm killed.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Open your mouth, your cheek smiles.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Wait, what's going on here?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Camera?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Roll?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Doctor, don't move. We're time for an academy of war.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Look, all I wanted was a simple examination. That's all.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I have a picture development a minute.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You're good, mister Benny.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
While we're waiting, just sit back and relax.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No, doctor, yes, no, he'll be coming around mountain. He come,
he'll be.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
An Why a.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Doctor? What is there our floor show? We can't afford magazine.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I want to make keep quiet. You're as the results of.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The let me see.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh, yes, a wonderful picture.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It's too bad he wasn't bleeding.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
We could have got it in technic color.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Doctor, what is a charge? Just a moment, just a moment.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
According to this X ray, you haven't absairs. Yes, it's
sort of a pocket.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh, it's nothing to be alarmed about.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Finding a little pocket.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Under a tooth is very common, although yours is unusual.
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