August 4, 2025 • 29 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chevrolet Program signed Jack Benny and Frank Black Tackest and
I'll find Black and his focus to open the program with,
I like Mountain music. Wouldn't you like to receive absolutely
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free a brand new Chevrolet six any.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Model you want?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I like? Listen to this starting tomorrow is a feature
of National Driver Chevrolet Monks.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
One of those big, fine looking.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Chevrolet sixers will be given away every every absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Free, thirty days, thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Cars, one car awarded every day. All you have to
do is to visit any Chevrolet dealer, drive or ride
in the Chevrolet car, then ride down on the entry
blank which the dealer will furnish the reason why you
like the new Chevrolet six Remember, in order to enter
the contest, you must visit a Chevrolet dealer, get a demonstration,
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and obtain an entry blank from him. It doesn't matter
how many or how few words you use, of what
kind of writer you are. The best reason for liking
the new Chevrolet the best in the opinions of the
judges win the.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Pre Chevrolet cars.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
This opportunity is open to any person in the United
States over eighteen years of age, and this entry makes
you eligible for any of the cars given away from
the day you enter throughout the balance of the month.
So plan now to go to your Chevrolet dealer.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Tomorrow and enter this contest.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Your name may be announced over the radio next Friday
night as one of the winners of a new cheval
A six And now Jack Finnish Hello, after this, it
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is Jack Danny the earth Galloper coming to you again
with all the late news events through the courtesy of
the Morning Eye Opener, the ice and tears of the world.
These late news at facts come to you by telegraph table, male,
female and liars.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
The news service that sees all, says.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
All, and shows all.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And am I sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I thought of this the world's latest happening. Let's go.
Thanks London, England, American owned horse wins.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
The Grand National Derby.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
When asked if he would remain in England, he said.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Nay, nay. More Derby News.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Frank Black had better buy a new hat. That's for
the Orcist, the boys you know. San Francisco, San Francisco, California.
George Bernard Shaw arrives.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Here to please for wine, beer and whiskers. During interview,
he says he.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Will match his beard against Anheiser's voice Adavoy, George.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I like that one that was good.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, now Here, Bomb Bay, India, weather warmer here, Manhattan,
Gandhi changers for winter to spring clothes Captain listening from
local restaurants. How funny how that boy keeps himself of
the headlines New York, New York. People here donate farms
to present President Roosevelt with swimming pool.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
They want to keep the wet.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Day special radio message from mid Ocean. Darvo tank to
come back now and is secretly headed for America. Nobody
knows it, but the associated threat. He's traveling on a
Sweedish boat disguised as a Finn, and Hattie Darbo is
trying to meet Card Gable. June, the first Hollywood, California.
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Gable starts training with stranger Lewis Walla Walla, Washington, Walla Walla.
Conditions Improving here in town is now running on both
names Yah Jack and Iley's one Yeah Mary go Ahead
and Shanghai China. Good stars very popular in this Everybody
is riding around in them.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You mean Rick Shars? Rick Shars? What's okang?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Winnipeg, Canada.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Qing season starts here with eight feet of snow. Robin
teams flying around wearing ear musks.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Round Hawk comes out of hole on first day of springs,
listens to our program and goes back in again. Oh, Ed,
you can please everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
King Kong Africa. Missionaris arrives here and.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Find cannibals wilder than ever hours.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
What are they wild about?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
They're wild about the new chivalry at four hundred and
forty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
They only know Who's way far?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, Dark Black, very lasen, You've said a NBC study
only yards Frank Black and his art s the place?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Who's thick of the Georgia?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay, Frank?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And with two tickets of George is played by Frank Black?
And he's Boston Club Orchids? Very good, Frank, Ray say, Frank,
I want to ask you something you know?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
After all?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I mean, you're a musician, you know music?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
This is really personal. What do you think of that
violin solo I played last Friday on Ladies Night? You?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Well, uh, Jack, I.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Uh, oh, you won't talk here?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well, well, you really want me to tell you the truth?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Never mind, Frank, the long program.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know, I don't want to go to that note
lay there Jack, what I'll marry?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
What?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Uh? Here's some time Mary got answer to your Lady's
Night children last Saday?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh yeah, you remember posts we had the Ladies Night?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You remember last Friday night.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We got some very lovely wires and letters regarding that program.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Here's here's one I'd like to read.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Here's a wire from the Ladies Tea Club in dunk Center, Ohio.
It says, we thought your Ladies Night was a complete fagure.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We send our husbands out so.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We could listen into your program, and we weren't even embarrassed.
What happened to the farmer's daughter ouse, he's an old lady.
Now here's a letter.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
H Here's a letter from Omaha.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Nebraska from a lady fitz Circles. It says, we heard
your program last Friday night. You can fool some of
the people all of the time, and all of the
people some of the time. But this Friday we're going
to bed early. Oh I can't please everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Here's one from a man in lunch Wagon, Ohio. It says,
congratulations on your Ladies' Night.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Did I enjoy wife?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And I my wife and I haven't been separated in
twenty years, but.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I'm your ladies night.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
He gave me the night off in.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Ten dollars and did I enjoy you?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, you're pleader.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Thanks boys, you just heard from the cheval eight texttent.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
And now James.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Belton our own Jimmy six feet to bless his little heart.
We'll add a little pass to this program by seeing
that popular Irish ballad.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Maybe thank you, Jack, You're.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Welcome, Jimmy, as they Jimmy, before you say, Jimmy asked
you one thing, what did you release think? So?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I mean, what did you really think of my violin solo?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Last fight?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Even I can't get anything out of fine Black. I mean,
tell me that's true, Jimmy, what did your reason thinking?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Well on Jack, if you must know, I think you're
a twelve fellow.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Thanks, But I mean my I mean my violin, my violin.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Solo, Jimmy, and I think you're a gentleman color.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
I think you're one of the finest chaps I know. Yeah,
I mean my comedian with a good gift of games.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But Jimmy, I mean, what did you think of my violin?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
That's what I'm coming to.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You've got personality, magnetism and city. But if you can
play that fiddle, and my name is Albert Einstein.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Thanks Albert sing Einstein. What do they know about music?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's not appreciated.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Play frank.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Away Kundry.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
From your Happy Fantasy.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
In the way your by he be are the bucking.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
A bright cony ball with me Warren who was up
on my hand.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Under the door my mind, my b p com to you, O.
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Name not.
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See hot is not.
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From a.
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Flow.
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Have your.
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Hary white in the body.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
He's why we tal copy and for your made for
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your honey.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Quality protest you following on your pair hand. You're the
more so abbum time about you're a whiting of war
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By Fary Folly talk from album from thebule.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Fand away for your way my time. He's more got
me the hoyple white of the ary. It's why we
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are of happy y broll.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh for me well play. That's that's the ladies and gentlemen.
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That was Albert Einstein or Jimmy Mountain sing. And maybe
the next week he will give you his theory on
his relative And now the night folks, Yes, if we
forgot to promise you last week, we're I'm going to
offer for the big feature of our program a dramatic play,
a play of the gay nineties. Not the row and
forties or the bowling fifties, but the gay nineties, when
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men wore Celaloyd collars and girls wore five fee saving See. Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, we're going to give you our version
of that famous Maywest picture. Be done him wrong, be
done them wrong, and we're gonna do him right now.
The action takes place on the Bowery in New York.
The Bowery in those days was equivalent to a punch
in the nose, a stolen watch or bolt. You have
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no doubt seen this picture which May West plays the.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Part of a lady known as Lou.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Lou was a knife girl, and every man who fell
in love with there gave her a diamond. She had
she had thirteen sweethearts, which gave her a grand slam
in diamond. Now the members of our program will play
the parts in this show, and Howard Planey will play
the parts of the Chevrolet act.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You're gonna be sure of now.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Mary Livington will take the part of Lou, while I
Jack Benny the saddy mood of the Air will play
the part of Coming Coming the mission workers.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Our supporting cast includes mister Ralph Pash will assume the
role of.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Spider the box enters.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Mister Rash has had many years of stage experience, having
been twenty years with the Old Home Seat, thirty years
with ads Irish Rose, and we will be back in
the Old Home Seat after the night's perform. Our little
play will go on me after the next number.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
So we got a good piece.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Close to your radio, Earth Come first service and I'll
Frank Black will play a brand new number called the
glass is getting greener all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And who do you think is gonna sing? The corners?
Give us Mary Livings? Are you nervous?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Married?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Huh? Really?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What's the first time you know? She'll ever be heard
us all over the air? If he ever won? Third Brother?
And Mary, what gives you the courage to sing? I?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Where'd you play the ball? And raping?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
What repart they play?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Black?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I have a nother man show that the water I have?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
He cries, and I thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Fall to God, set greener all upon.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I'm a love of God said.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
When the roses are bad, your name Nay, And I'm
glad today.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
That's got setting meaner all the times?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Is he wonderful?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Who am I slid?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Ali?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Why is he go from me?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
We're gonna say the bother.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We're the food dundee.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
All the pretty guns heard by?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
No, I'm all bean.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Art got stetting in her every day.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I was fine, Mary did? I was slow nervous?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Did you hear it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Mob?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
That baby jealous?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, I'll never find Mary.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Oh Mary, mister Livingston the US.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, I see that's the way they are when they
get up in the world.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, now for our plays. He's done him right.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
The opening team takes place in spider Webs Bar room
on the Bowery in the year eighteen ninety eight. You ready, boys,
everything's beck Oh I Frank a little kirk.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Way.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Frank.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Wait, wait this the may West play. Wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Ohays be a jack.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
An. I'm gonna come on, boys.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Save up to the bar and have another horse. What's
it gonna be?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
One vail of mine? I'll have a tony prone with
a fudge taker.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
One toy coming up?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Lay a half mine next mine a banana split straight?
Why uh dronker drunkers all of them, Jay and Barren,
just a lot of forgottle souls. Ah, but they can
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beat days.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I never did let that snowber.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So let's us see him around this joint the Federal.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Who's heat spider?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why that's coming? But they're gonna be mens next door.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Oh yeah, well, give me another pineapple, try and make mine?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I did huh not.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Lay fool servant.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The theme now changes from this blues dressing room on
the third floor.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Yeah, I'm Johnny Worth.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
We hear, sirder the deed the.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Sir n.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Hello miss Yes, sir, yes, sir? You wanna seek him
his loop? Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Or deep yep yep, an inn of our collar?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Who is it? Belinda?
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Get that mister commons from the misian who wants to
see who you're all? Oh, that missing guy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It's about time he called hello, dark and handsome? So
you finally decided to call me?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Eh wor watch on.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Your mind, big boy, sissing honey.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You wanted to collupt some tongue, I should say, you
wanted to collupt some tongue.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You'll be right over a stray to the along.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, so Lenna, take that bucket and bring him my dinner.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Miss lou You sure is like the Northwest Mountaine.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You always get no man?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Why slender?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You have your boice things too?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Haven't you your things?
Speaker 7 (23:04):
An injury?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
How about the team says you're now fifty side?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Did I write that line?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Yeah? The dear.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I think it's spider miss loose m my must fly
to the house.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
That was me for Mary Pick To your characters, Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hello, oh it's you Fiday. Listen little, I just heard
some bad news telling your old sweetheart Chick Anderson just
broke under the penalty coming here to get you. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's twenty story.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
You should have gone up to see him. Loan, but
tick flew the coop things. Yeah, Tick blow the coop
and I'm the chicks.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Cylinder cook Chevrolet for four forty five is of that's
fire on the market today. Howard Howard just plays bad enough.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Stay out.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm just putting you up with a p careful load.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Now let me tell you another thing, but something sorry
about that missionary guy coming?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
What do you mean I mean this?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
He ain't a missionary guy at all.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He's a new sticking around here.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
They call a hawk a cat.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
How do you ain't know.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
I saw the picture. I was with him, for.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He's right. I was with 'em.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
We saw the picture.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So that's a passing. Don't leave him to nes Butter
and I.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Scram So that missionary guy is a path ring Ah, well,
he can be a change.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Slender.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You can go if you want to.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You that's humus be cause I gotta take my little
brothers to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
He ain't feeling so good. That's the matter is he's
six cylinder lacking, and the Devlet is the best six
cylinder car in the low Rice seel of the free.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Thanks to Lendra.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Here's your dollar.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey, if you need me next week.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I the wires too.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Be that?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
What else.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Do you mean that I won't know what's kicking?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Enough?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Drive coming?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Person is Gee, I'm commy.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Time, Tommy, my head am bended low.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Come in wait, I knock on the door.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Oh, come in.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Hello, dark and cancel.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Hello, Wake and Caroly.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You now, I'm big boy. I was afraid you weren't
coming up. How'd you get away from the mission. I
wasn't mission your loop. I try to stay away, but
I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Oh, jam, it's a truth, lou I can't sleep, I
don't eat.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I can't think. I keep trying to forget your loub
but I can't. Oh jam, Yeah, you're beautiful, loul. Your
hair is like the golden sunshine, your eyes shine like.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
The diamonds on your wrists, and your teeth are like
pearls or pearls.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Teeth are no bargain either, you know I I kissed me,
Lou kissed me.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Take it easy, blackfoot.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Now get this and get this straight. You ain't put
nothing old room. You ain't bringing me dress let. You're
bringing me somend trucks and they ain't no good to
me because I sing with gesture.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well, I'm just your jigglo. Yes, you're jig low me singing.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Folks, I'm right and you big boy, you're the hawk.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yes, I'm the hawk.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Well and hawks to John.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I gotta get out of country Park.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Six guest here, What is that boo boo to come
his way up here and he's poking a gun.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
You better beat it.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Com of me because he hates me too.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
He'll kill both of us. Yeah, the the.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, no, no, I can't leave you alone time. I
wanna stay here and protect you.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Don't worry about me.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I can handle him quick hiding that.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Claus alright, goodbye, lou slong and handle some competent time.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I'm in Louise closet now, folks, Oh uh, hello Jack?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Why I'm black? What are you doing here? Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Believe that or not? Tack case me to oh man,
give me molsel? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Loose singing features? Tack caase me too.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
I sunna take hate all of it, but he can't
hate the temple.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
A six the most attendable Carl and Ramy.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
And next week for the main went to a play
of the soul.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well the Benefit of Gold were tuned in late. Let
me repeat starting tomorrow and continuing throughout the month of April.
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Your reason for liking the new cheval A six and
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Thinking of buying new Chevrolet right away.
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Or if you do buy several A between now and
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Night folks, Good night litt
Chevrolet Program signed Jack Benny and Frank Black Tackest and
I'll find Black and his focus to open the program with,
I like Mountain music. Wouldn't you like to receive absolutely
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free a brand new Chevrolet six any.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Model you want?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I like? Listen to this starting tomorrow is a feature
of National Driver Chevrolet Monks.
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One of those big, fine looking.
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Chevrolet sixers will be given away every every absolutely.
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Free, thirty days, thirty.
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Cars, one car awarded every day. All you have to
do is to visit any Chevrolet dealer, drive or ride
in the Chevrolet car, then ride down on the entry
blank which the dealer will furnish the reason why you
like the new Chevrolet six Remember, in order to enter
the contest, you must visit a Chevrolet dealer, get a demonstration,
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and obtain an entry blank from him. It doesn't matter
how many or how few words you use, of what
kind of writer you are. The best reason for liking
the new Chevrolet the best in the opinions of the
judges win the.
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All, and shows all.
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I thought of this the world's latest happening. Let's go.
Thanks London, England, American owned horse wins.
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The Grand National Derby.
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When asked if he would remain in England, he said.
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Frank Black had better buy a new hat. That's for
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George Bernard Shaw arrives.
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Here to please for wine, beer and whiskers. During interview,
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Will match his beard against Anheiser's voice Adavoy, George.
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Qing season starts here with eight feet of snow. Robin
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New York, New York.
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Round Hawk comes out of hole on first day of springs,
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you can please everybody.
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King Kong Africa. Missionaris arrives here and.
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Find cannibals wilder than ever hours.
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What are they wild about?
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They're wild about the new chivalry at four hundred and
forty five dollars.
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They only know Who's way far?
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No, Dark Black, very lasen, You've said a NBC study
only yards Frank Black and his art s the place?
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Who's thick of the Georgia?
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Okay, Frank?
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And with two tickets of George is played by Frank Black?
And he's Boston Club Orchids? Very good, Frank, Ray say, Frank,
I want to ask you something you know?
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After all?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I mean, you're a musician, you know music?
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What do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
This is really personal. What do you think of that
violin solo I played last Friday on Ladies Night? You?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Well, uh, Jack, I.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Uh, oh, you won't talk here?
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Well, well, you really want me to tell you the truth?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Never mind, Frank, the long program.
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You know, I don't want to go to that note
lay there Jack, what I'll marry?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
What?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Uh? Here's some time Mary got answer to your Lady's
Night children last Saday?
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Oh yeah, you remember posts we had the Ladies Night?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You remember last Friday night.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We got some very lovely wires and letters regarding that program.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Here's here's one I'd like to read.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Here's a wire from the Ladies Tea Club in dunk Center, Ohio.
It says, we thought your Ladies Night was a complete fagure.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We send our husbands out so.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We could listen into your program, and we weren't even embarrassed.
What happened to the farmer's daughter ouse, he's an old lady.
Now here's a letter.
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H Here's a letter from Omaha.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Nebraska from a lady fitz Circles. It says, we heard
your program last Friday night. You can fool some of
the people all of the time, and all of the
people some of the time. But this Friday we're going
to bed early. Oh I can't please everybody.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Here's one from a man in lunch Wagon, Ohio. It says,
congratulations on your Ladies' Night.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Did I enjoy wife?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And I my wife and I haven't been separated in
twenty years, but.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I'm your ladies night.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
He gave me the night off in.
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Ten dollars and did I enjoy you?
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Oh?
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Well, you're pleader.
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Thanks boys, you just heard from the cheval eight texttent.
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And now James.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Belton our own Jimmy six feet to bless his little heart.
We'll add a little pass to this program by seeing
that popular Irish ballad.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Maybe thank you, Jack, You're.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Welcome, Jimmy, as they Jimmy, before you say, Jimmy asked
you one thing, what did you release think? So?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I mean, what did you really think of my violin solo?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Last fight?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Even I can't get anything out of fine Black. I mean,
tell me that's true, Jimmy, what did your reason thinking?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Well on Jack, if you must know, I think you're
a twelve fellow.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Thanks, But I mean my I mean my violin, my violin.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Solo, Jimmy, and I think you're a gentleman color.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
I think you're one of the finest chaps I know. Yeah,
I mean my comedian with a good gift of games.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But Jimmy, I mean, what did you think of my violin?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
That's what I'm coming to.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You've got personality, magnetism and city. But if you can
play that fiddle, and my name is Albert Einstein.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Thanks Albert sing Einstein. What do they know about music?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's not appreciated.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Play frank.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Away Kundry.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
From your Happy Fantasy.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
In the way your by he be are the bucking.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
A bright cony ball with me Warren who was up
on my hand.
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Under the door my mind, my b p com to you, O.
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Name not.
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See hot is not.
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From a.
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Flow.
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Have your.
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Hary white in the body.
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He's why we tal copy and for your made for
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your honey.
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Quality protest you following on your pair hand. You're the
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By Fary Folly talk from album from thebule.
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me the hoyple white of the ary. It's why we
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are of happy y broll.
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Oh for me well play. That's that's the ladies and gentlemen.
(15:27):
That was Albert Einstein or Jimmy Mountain sing. And maybe
the next week he will give you his theory on
his relative And now the night folks, Yes, if we
forgot to promise you last week, we're I'm going to
offer for the big feature of our program a dramatic play,
a play of the gay nineties. Not the row and
forties or the bowling fifties, but the gay nineties, when
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men wore Celaloyd collars and girls wore five fee saving See. Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, we're going to give you our version
of that famous Maywest picture. Be done him wrong, be
done them wrong, and we're gonna do him right now.
The action takes place on the Bowery in New York.
The Bowery in those days was equivalent to a punch
in the nose, a stolen watch or bolt. You have
(16:11):
no doubt seen this picture which May West plays the.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Part of a lady known as Lou.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Lou was a knife girl, and every man who fell
in love with there gave her a diamond. She had
she had thirteen sweethearts, which gave her a grand slam
in diamond. Now the members of our program will play
the parts in this show, and Howard Planey will play
the parts of the Chevrolet act.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You're gonna be sure of now.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Mary Livington will take the part of Lou, while I
Jack Benny the saddy mood of the Air will play
the part of Coming Coming the mission workers.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Our supporting cast includes mister Ralph Pash will assume the
role of.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Spider the box enters.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Mister Rash has had many years of stage experience, having
been twenty years with the Old Home Seat, thirty years
with ads Irish Rose, and we will be back in
the Old Home Seat after the night's perform. Our little
play will go on me after the next number.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
So we got a good piece.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Close to your radio, Earth Come first service and I'll
Frank Black will play a brand new number called the
glass is getting greener all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And who do you think is gonna sing? The corners?
Give us Mary Livings? Are you nervous?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Married?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Huh? Really?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What's the first time you know? She'll ever be heard
us all over the air? If he ever won? Third Brother?
And Mary, what gives you the courage to sing? I?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Where'd you play the ball? And raping?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
What repart they play?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Black?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I have a nother man show that the water I have?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
He cries, and I thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Fall to God, set greener all upon.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I'm a love of God said.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
When the roses are bad, your name Nay, And I'm
glad today.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
That's got setting meaner all the times?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Is he wonderful?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Who am I slid?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Ali?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Why is he go from me?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
We're gonna say the bother.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We're the food dundee.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
All the pretty guns heard by?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
No, I'm all bean.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Art got stetting in her every day.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I was fine, Mary did? I was slow nervous?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Did you hear it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Mob?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
That baby jealous?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, I'll never find Mary.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Oh Mary, mister Livingston the US.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, I see that's the way they are when they
get up in the world.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, now for our plays. He's done him right.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
The opening team takes place in spider Webs Bar room
on the Bowery in the year eighteen ninety eight. You ready, boys,
everything's beck Oh I Frank a little kirk.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Way.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Frank.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Wait, wait this the may West play. Wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Ohays be a jack.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
An. I'm gonna come on, boys.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Save up to the bar and have another horse. What's
it gonna be?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
One vail of mine? I'll have a tony prone with
a fudge taker.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
One toy coming up?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Lay a half mine next mine a banana split straight?
Why uh dronker drunkers all of them, Jay and Barren,
just a lot of forgottle souls. Ah, but they can
(21:31):
beat days.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I never did let that snowber.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So let's us see him around this joint the Federal.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Who's heat spider?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why that's coming? But they're gonna be mens next door.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Oh yeah, well, give me another pineapple, try and make mine?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I did huh not.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Lay fool servant.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The theme now changes from this blues dressing room on
the third floor.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Yeah, I'm Johnny Worth.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
We hear, sirder the deed the.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Sir n.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Hello miss Yes, sir, yes, sir? You wanna seek him
his loop? Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Or deep yep yep, an inn of our collar?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Who is it? Belinda?
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Get that mister commons from the misian who wants to
see who you're all? Oh, that missing guy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It's about time he called hello, dark and handsome? So
you finally decided to call me?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Eh wor watch on.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Your mind, big boy, sissing honey.
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You wanted to collupt some tongue, I should say, you
wanted to collupt some tongue.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You'll be right over a stray to the along.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, so Lenna, take that bucket and bring him my dinner.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Miss lou You sure is like the Northwest Mountaine.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You always get no man?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Why slender?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You have your boice things too?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Haven't you your things?
Speaker 7 (23:04):
An injury?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
How about the team says you're now fifty side?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Did I write that line?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Yeah? The dear.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I think it's spider miss loose m my must fly
to the house.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
That was me for Mary Pick To your characters, Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hello, oh it's you Fiday. Listen little, I just heard
some bad news telling your old sweetheart Chick Anderson just
broke under the penalty coming here to get you. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's twenty story.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
You should have gone up to see him. Loan, but
tick flew the coop things. Yeah, Tick blow the coop
and I'm the chicks.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Cylinder cook Chevrolet for four forty five is of that's
fire on the market today. Howard Howard just plays bad enough.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Stay out.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm just putting you up with a p careful load.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Now let me tell you another thing, but something sorry
about that missionary guy coming?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
What do you mean I mean this?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
He ain't a missionary guy at all.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He's a new sticking around here.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
They call a hawk a cat.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
How do you ain't know.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
I saw the picture. I was with him, for.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He's right. I was with 'em.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
We saw the picture.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So that's a passing. Don't leave him to nes Butter
and I.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Scram So that missionary guy is a path ring Ah, well,
he can be a change.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Slender.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You can go if you want to.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You that's humus be cause I gotta take my little
brothers to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
He ain't feeling so good. That's the matter is he's
six cylinder lacking, and the Devlet is the best six
cylinder car in the low Rice seel of the free.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Thanks to Lendra.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Here's your dollar.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey, if you need me next week.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I the wires too.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Be that?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
What else.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Do you mean that I won't know what's kicking?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Enough?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Drive coming?
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Person is Gee, I'm commy.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Time, Tommy, my head am bended low.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Come in wait, I knock on the door.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Oh, come in.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Hello, dark and cancel.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Hello, Wake and Caroly.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You now, I'm big boy. I was afraid you weren't
coming up. How'd you get away from the mission. I
wasn't mission your loop. I try to stay away, but
I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Oh, jam, it's a truth, lou I can't sleep, I
don't eat.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I can't think. I keep trying to forget your loub
but I can't. Oh jam, Yeah, you're beautiful, loul. Your
hair is like the golden sunshine, your eyes shine like.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
The diamonds on your wrists, and your teeth are like
pearls or pearls.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Teeth are no bargain either, you know I I kissed me,
Lou kissed me.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Take it easy, blackfoot.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Now get this and get this straight. You ain't put
nothing old room. You ain't bringing me dress let. You're
bringing me somend trucks and they ain't no good to
me because I sing with gesture.
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Well, I'm just your jigglo. Yes, you're jig low me singing.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Folks, I'm right and you big boy, you're the hawk.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yes, I'm the hawk.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Well and hawks to John.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I gotta get out of country Park.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Six guest here, What is that boo boo to come
his way up here and he's poking a gun.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
You better beat it.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Com of me because he hates me too.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
He'll kill both of us. Yeah, the the.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, no, no, I can't leave you alone time. I
wanna stay here and protect you.
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Don't worry about me.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I can handle him quick hiding that.
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Claus alright, goodbye, lou slong and handle some competent time.
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I'm in Louise closet now, folks, Oh uh, hello Jack?
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Why I'm black? What are you doing here? Oh?
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Believe that or not? Tack case me to oh man,
give me molsel? What are you doing?
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Loose singing features? Tack caase me too.
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I sunna take hate all of it, but he can't
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