July 27, 2025 • 27 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Jello Program brought to you by Jello and Jello
Pudding starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Nasa
Rochester and yours truly Don Wilson to prove the program
with Captains of the Clouds.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Better than ever.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
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Speaker 4 (00:36):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Speaker 5 (00:42):
That same Jello goodness is.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
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Speaker 2 (00:59):
Proof for yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Open a package of Jello.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Notice that there's no sweet fruity odor, No tell Taylor
Roma to warn of escaping flavor.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Then dissolved the jello.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And notice how its tangy, tantalizing flavor comes gushing out
deliciously rich, thrillingly good. So ask your grocer tomorrow for
several packages of Jello. Now that Jello's swell flavor is
actually lost in it's better than ever.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That was Captains of the Clouds played by the Orficer. Now,
ladies and gentlemen, hows is my custom every Sunday night
at this time, I bring you a man.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Who's gonna checond John Jack isn't here yet. Yes, now
he's been wandering around in a daze ever since last Thursday.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why what happened Thursday?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
That's when they had the Academy Award bank when boy
was Jack disappointed?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You mean to say that Jack actually expected to win
the award.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
For Best Actress.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah, he even sold that stuff hour on his mantle
so he'd have room for the statue. Imagine.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So he's still pretty upset about losing.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Huh, I'll thre he is.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I was in the drug store just now, mister Benny
was dunking.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Donuts and his coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What's dunking got to do with being upsats? He was
flashing people.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
All around him.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Be a bound suit I got on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, well it was great sweet when.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
I went in.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Well, personally, I can see no excuse for Jack being
so mad. Do you think that a quiet fellow carry
comes dum.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
The bomb them. Well, well, well, hello everybody, Sorry, I'm late.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Don have Why so careful all of a sudden?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Why shouldn't I be cheerful as the lovely days? A
funny shining birds or singing?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Are you sure that was coffee you are drinking?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I get us? So you had to tell him about
the coffee I flashed on you a Dennis.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, gee, whiz, my suit is all wet. Your suit
will dry out.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
It may dry out, but it will never be great again.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
All right, brown suits are coming back.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, let's get started with.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
The program, shall we.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Donzee Okay, Jack.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But first, I'd like to say right now that you're
a darn good loser.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You mean about the Academy award.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, I will admit I was a little perturbed at first,
but I've got.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
It all figured out. Don I didn't lose. I was
merely an unfortunate victim of circumstance.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't get us mean neither.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, look, kids, the picture I should have gotten the
award on is Charlie's ant.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But let me finish married now, if you remember, if
you remember in Charlie's ant. I played a part of
a man, and I also played a part of a woman,
and I was exceptionally good in both roles.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
For heaven's sake, what's that guy to do if you're
not winning the Academy Award?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Simply this, The voters were baffled.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
They didn't know whether to elect me Best Actor or
Best Actress. That's very logical.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And you're not jealous because Gary Cooper was no.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
And I'm not jealous of Jones contain either, but I
must say that I had him both worried there for
a while. They're very good friends of mine too, So
you're not.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Jealous of Cooper, not a bit.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Fall Tell them what happened at the bank with Thursday Nights,
never mind what was well all evening Jack kept smiling
everybody and bowing and pointing to the speech in his pockets.
That's so Anyhow, when they announced that Garry Cooper was
a winner, Jack jumped up and yelled.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Nobody leaves the room.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
We're going to do this over.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
And you know how excitable I am. Anyway, I was
the first one congratulate Gary Cooper. I went right over
and put my arm around his shoulder.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You're killing me.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I had a bruce job.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I could have made it alone. Anyhow, I'm glad he won.
Gary and I are pals.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Pals.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Aren't that hilly rumor? You started at the bottom?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
What philly rumor?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
He's much too tall to be a jaff and you
know it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I never call him a jazz. I said he was
a chat, a full blooded chest. If I don't talk, plain,
that's his worry. And let me tell you another thing.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Holy smoke, get this.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What's the matter, Dennis?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I think my suit is shrinking.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You could be growing. Keep still.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Don't forget it. No, sir, my suit is shrinking.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Go whap, it's drinking.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Your sleeves were too long anyway, I know, but my
elbows are getting cold.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Dennis.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
What goes up has gotta come down. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Now where was I We weren't discussing the award?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yes, now, let's get this raight, fellas. I don't begrudge
Gary Cooper getting recognition for Best Actors. But I still
think I'm the most versatile cheepers. I can do anything.
A man a woman do comedy, drama. I can play Holcombe.
I can play Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You can tell Christmas tide.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
That's season though.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Now take me as handlers to be or not to be?
That is the question.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Who is this dude OF's cheap material?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Well I can see I'm wasting my talent around here, Dennis.
As long as you had to open your mouth, how
about leaving it open and doing your songs? Okay, hold
it a minute, come in telegram for Jack, Benny. Take it.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Mary.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Here's a tip for you, Bud, a brand new defense stamp.
Here you are, thanks, Just taste it on my head. Okay,
there's an album if I ever saw one. Now scram
who's a wire from Mary?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
It's on your father, and he says, my dear son,
congratulations on the Academy Awards. You didn't do it before,
and you didn't do it again.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Good old dad.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
He'd devoted for me, sing Dennis, before your suit strangled.
Garay you.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Meathy more bathing, my favorite, my heaven, heaven you everything
(08:03):
like a breathless sharp evenings that trembles on lobby for
a lovely song. You are, you'd love that life the
fall blood, dearest things, I.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Know what you.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
On this firgain.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Why again.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
You're my favorite? By heaven, heven o.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
You.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh everything.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
That was everything I loved, sung by Dennis ad Everything
I Love. There's a beautiful idea for a song. Yes,
sure is, Yes, sirs, so sentimental Everything I love? What
do you love? Dennis?
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Apple Pie and Hetty lamar.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Ice cream on the.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Pie, all right, ice cream on us. That's a marvelous title.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Though, Everything I love? You know a song like that,
Trudy Fruity, forget the eye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I'm talking about sentiment. Oh, Don, yes, Jack, Don, Let
me ask you something.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
What do you love?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well? I love my little ranch out in the valley,
just a simple and.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Pretend I know, I know, I know. What else do
you love? Don?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I love the little woman Every morning when I come downstairs,
she greets me with a cheery smile and the breakfast
of piping hot wheat.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Cakes, wheat cakes. Don, What else do you love?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Well?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Let's see. Oh yeah, it's about time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I love my save.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Bernard dog Jumbo.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I don't care what you call. Don.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Are you gonna tell us I see you love? That
made me shot this whole business?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Or do I have to lock you in?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I love jello with a few
locked in flavor bingals. Jello is not only economical and
easy to make, but it's America's favorite jelatin dessert.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So look for the big red letters on the box.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I thank you well, glad you finally thought of it.
Don and wait until a sponsor finds out that you
love your wife and home before jello.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You better watch out, bubb I'm sorry, Jack, I'll never
go home again.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Oh you don't have to go that far, don, but
watch it. That's all.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Hello, Phil, Hi Jackson?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
How's the old jent with the gray hair?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Fine? I saw Frank Morgan at the fights the other night,
and uh, he looks well kill means you. I know
who he means. I'll tell Frank you asked about him. Phil, Okay,
I can go along with the gag. You're better brother,
you know, Phil?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
When you may get a load of the kid? Where'd
you get them knee fence tennis?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I flank coffee on him.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
It's a long story.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Forget it, oh say Jackson. I hate to mention it,
but that's a pretty tough break you got the other night.
What tough break, you know?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Not winning the Academy Reward reward.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
If you're talking about the awards bill in my opinion, Hey,
what's that?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Well, there goes my coat buttons.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Dennis, don't worry about your sue. When you get home,
then I throw it away and I'll make you I mean,
I'll buy you another one.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Bill.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Getting back to the Academy reward, as you so acquaintly
put it, I am a little bit disappointed. But those
things happened.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I thought I had friends, but apparently they.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Didn't vote for me.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You're right, Jackson. And there's an old French proverb that
fits that. To a tee. It goes on eastwa t
mal epont.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Well, that proverb sounds familiar. What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Bill? Evil to him who says you sing?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
That's evil to him who evil?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Save no one, said Molly PONCEI yes, didn't go.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Anyway anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It didn't bother me.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I can take it.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
It didn't bother you, not a bit.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
When Why did you try to kill yourself Friday morning?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I try to kill myself?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
What happened? Mary?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Listen, Jack went.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Out in the garage, closed the door, got in the maxwell,
put a rubber holes on the exhaust pike the other
end in his mouth. Mary turned on the ignission, stepped
on the start of the car, was out of gas,
and here he is.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Mary.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
That wasn't me in the garage, So don't make up things.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, Jack, I don't blame you for being broken hearted.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
After all these years of hard work.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
You should have won that award, done right, I should.
I don't want it too, But I hadn't been for Dennis.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Should I get a barrow?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Mister boy, No, pull him up and I'll tell you something, Phil,
I'd have worn that award if I hadn't, if it
hadn't been for politics. I'm as good an actor as
Gary Cooper any day. What You're as good an actor
as Gary Cooper? Yes's only he's taller than I am.
That's why Jimmy Seward won it the year before. They're
both taller than I am.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
What about the time sensors Tracey wanted he's tarer.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Than I am. I'm five t nine oh as Paul Muni, Yes,
and they.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Gave him the award? Brother, Oh oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Well, well let me.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Tell you something.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh yeah, oh nuts, I'm going home. Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
That Jackson has really burned up.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He takes everything so seriously, what does he want?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Every years? Didn't time he put that holes in his c.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
What a guy?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well, Pail, I guess you might if I'll play something.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Okay, I forgot my Street Star transfer. Oh here it
is so long?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Mmm?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Can understand it? How they could overlook me for the
award after that magnificence. Oh well, I don't mind Gary
Cooper winning. But now where's that rocketter?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Oh yes, I am a little upset night, Rochester? What
have you gotten that cocktail glass?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Some water?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I was sersay, boss, water with an olive in it.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
I was only too.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Don't kid me. That's a dry martini? Rochester?
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Is your girl here?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
By Eddie Chan?
Speaker 7 (16:22):
My girl? No, sir?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Well, uh why is she here?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
I ain't I any climbing over the batman?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I thought, so well, I'm not gonna boil you out tonight.
I'm too exhausted and I'm going upstairs a bed Tamlan.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Who say, Boss, the man from the exterminated company was here?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Oh did he find that mouse?
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yes, sir, and it sho was a big one. Put
in an awful face.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh where's a man now?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
He went out to get another man only smoke?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
It must be a big one. Wonder if Frank buckets
in town he could catch that mouse.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I'd catch it myself if you only let me put
a piece of cheese in the trap. No, there must
be some other ways.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
She'll be glad to get to bed.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Here.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Hang this up, Rochester, you need a new one bought.
Just calmb it out. It's okay, and don't part it
in the middle like you did last night. Hammy, my, hey,
what's that? What? What is someone under my bed? Who's
(17:42):
that under my bed?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Come on, you speak up.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Good evening, mister Vennie, home of the early I see, Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
It's it's mister billings Lee. Now come out from under
my bed, mister.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Billings Lee, come out all right.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
You asked for it.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Ask for what?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
If I come out and see my shadow, there'll be
forty more days of winter.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh my goodness, today's a groundhog. No, missabillies that you
must go to your own room. Very well.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Good night, mister Ednie.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Good night.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
And what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
May I ask.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Good night?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
God. He's so sensitive. You think I'll lie down and
relaxed for a while. Rochester. Cannoby award has got me
all work job. Garry Cooper a better actor than I am.
That's justice for you.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I don't say bollet. Yeah, I put gas in the
match well and the hole is still there. So you
want to have a go ahead and get tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Now next year, maybe.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Rochester take mister Coleman's holds back to him and thank
him very much.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He don't know we got it good.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Good see.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I hope I'll be able to sleep.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Rochester sings something.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
With you that always loads me.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Okay, boy, see just a.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Bundle of nurse tonight.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
My mama then told.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Me when I was in me pants.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
My mama then told me so, Sir Gary Cooper, a.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Woman's sweet talk and give you the big eye. But
when the sweet talking John, those those tall guys get
all the three, a woman's a two fays, a worrisome thing,
who leave you to.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Sing the boot?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
And then.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I think I'll get out of pictures. I didn't even
get one vote.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I know.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
I said it in.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Oh Well, From Matters to Mobile, from Memphis to Saint Joel's,
Saint Joel, how they.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Used to love me There.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The food is the old busy bee lunch shoe.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Wherever the four winds blows. Oh, woman's two Tha worriesome
things who leave you to see.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the twelfth Annuel Academy Award Banquet,
and all of Hollywood glamorous stars are gathered here in
the busy Bee lunch Room in Saint Joe, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Saint Joel.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
See they love me here. I can't miss that award.
I'm sure to win. Guys, look at all the celebrities here.
There's Wendell Wilkie and Joan Fontaine and Earns Lubitsch and
me the exterminator man. And look there's water Winger and
Barbara Stanweken and Mervin Leroy.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hey home, Mervin, Hello Roy, See he knows me.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Here's the old busy Bee.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
What do you have there?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
A hot rose sandwich with two d pruity ice cream
on us? Hurry, miss Lamar, I can't hurry.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
I'm caught in the mouse track.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
See you're a big one.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
God.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, the boats are all in for the
Best Actor of the Year, and I'll have the results
in just a second. See I'm nervous. Hey, there's Garry Cooper.
He's got a pretty good chance of winning. Two Hello, Gary,
Hello Jack, how do you like it here in Memphis? Memphis?
(22:06):
We're we're in Saint Joe, aren't we?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
You're in Memphis. I'm in Saint Joe. You see I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Taller than you are.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh oh, yes, yes, that's right. But the Masters ceremonies
is getting up.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
There must be Bob Hope, Thank you, thank you, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Let's not hope for allum, for alum.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I'm very happy to be here in good old Saint Joe.
They love me here.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Listen to him. That Alan's a two face, a worrisome thing.
Believe me to sing the blue. I thank you, ladies
and gentlemen. The boats have been counted, and I have
the honor to announce it. The best actor of the
year is that old gent with a gray hair, Frank Morgan.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
No, no, no, Benny me Jack Ans, Yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Jack, Benny.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
And here's that gold statue for you, jacky out.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Thanks. How can I speak with this rubber holes in
my mouth?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But but I'll try.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
To be or not to be? That is the question.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Take your happy, Sally, miss They.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Get a stake. I just won the award. Whether it's
his nobler in the mind to some of the swings
and arrows of outrageous fortunes, or to take arms against
the sea of who's that coming?
Speaker 7 (23:36):
Who are you guys? Why were the Warner brothers? Shouts
might the Danny.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
The Warner brothers?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
And who are you?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Ah am Darryl Zannick Jack?
Speaker 8 (23:53):
You are a panic?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Benny, my horsey gun told.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Me, gee, mister Zandie.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
All the two warped me, all of them from that though,
to go in, from going to mayor, from mayor to
Paramon Paramat. They love me there, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I can't tell you how happy.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
I am to receive this award.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
It is the most thrilling nice I've ever had, and
the most.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
What's the matter? The bank was over? Eybody's gone but Gary.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Cooper and me?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
What what are you crying for?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Gary?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I had my heart set on winning that award.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
It's not your fault, Gary. I want it because I'm
taller than you are. Look I'm a fet Paul.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Not only that, you're still growing, still growing, That's right,
I am him.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Look at me, a ninety danky swompy.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
What horror? I wanted that horror? I going right through
the road.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Ooh ooh, my my head.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Bo both ways up, Gary, Gary, where are you?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Both ways up?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
You've been dreaming, dreaming, Yeah, you got.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Your head right through the front of the bed.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Oh oh yeah, Oh pull me out. Thanks. It was
a tough dream, Rochester, but I wanted you don't need
me anymore, bart No, good night, Rochester, good night? What
a me?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, here's a tree that just can't be beat for real,
downright goodness, one that's sure to become a family favorite
the first time you try on.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
The name of this grand dessert is Cherry Cubes with Pineapple,
a brilliant combination of golden canned pineapple and bright crimson
cherry jello. It's a dessert that fairly coaxes you to
pick up a spoon and begin because it's so good
looking and it's nothing less than a masterpiece of delicious flavor.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You'll like the simple, easy way you make it too.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Just dissolve a package of jello imitation cherry flavor in
one pint of hot water and hot pineapple juice, Turn
into allow pan and chill until firm. Then cut into
cubes and pile in tuber glasses along with three slices
of canned pineapple dice. And there's a dessert that's really
extra special. You see golden nuggets of canned pineapple temptingly
(26:55):
blended with tiny, glistening cubes of rich red cherry jello.
Go get a package of cherry jello tomorrow, and when
you buy, be sure to get genuine jello. It's extra
rich because its flavor is locked.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
In the last number, the twenty second program in the
current Yellow series. And we'll be with you again next
Sunday at the same time. And by then, I'm sure
Jack will find something.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Else to worry about.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Good Night, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The utter Fred Allen and Gary Cooper were interpreted by
Peter lind Hayes the pr Coup Curtesy of Rkael Studios.
The tune Capital of the Clouds is from the picture
of the same name.
The Jello Program brought to you by Jello and Jello
Pudding starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Nasa
Rochester and yours truly Don Wilson to prove the program
with Captains of the Clouds.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Better than ever.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, today, friends, Jello is better than ever, richer and
more delicious than it's ever tasted before, because now Jello's
grand flavor is locked in.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's locked right into Jello's tiny.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Particles to give you extra delight and a new high
indost enjoyment.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
That same Jello goodness is.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There that you've always loved, that same intriguing taste that
always reminds you so delightfully is the juicy ripe food itself,
but richer, more vivid than you've ever known it. For
this new Jello process locks in the magic of Jello's
marvelous flavor.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Proof for yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Open a package of Jello.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Notice that there's no sweet fruity odor, No tell Taylor
Roma to warn of escaping flavor.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Then dissolved the jello.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And notice how its tangy, tantalizing flavor comes gushing out
deliciously rich, thrillingly good. So ask your grocer tomorrow for
several packages of Jello. Now that Jello's swell flavor is
actually lost in it's better than ever.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That was Captains of the Clouds played by the Orficer. Now,
ladies and gentlemen, hows is my custom every Sunday night
at this time, I bring you a man.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Who's gonna checond John Jack isn't here yet. Yes, now
he's been wandering around in a daze ever since last Thursday.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why what happened Thursday?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
That's when they had the Academy Award bank when boy
was Jack disappointed?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You mean to say that Jack actually expected to win
the award.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
For Best Actress.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah, he even sold that stuff hour on his mantle
so he'd have room for the statue. Imagine.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So he's still pretty upset about losing.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Huh, I'll thre he is.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I was in the drug store just now, mister Benny
was dunking.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Donuts and his coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What's dunking got to do with being upsats? He was
flashing people.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
All around him.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Be a bound suit I got on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, well it was great sweet when.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
I went in.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Well, personally, I can see no excuse for Jack being
so mad. Do you think that a quiet fellow carry
comes dum.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
The bomb them. Well, well, well, hello everybody, Sorry, I'm late.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Don have Why so careful all of a sudden?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Why shouldn't I be cheerful as the lovely days? A
funny shining birds or singing?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Are you sure that was coffee you are drinking?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I get us? So you had to tell him about
the coffee I flashed on you a Dennis.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, gee, whiz, my suit is all wet. Your suit
will dry out.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
It may dry out, but it will never be great again.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
All right, brown suits are coming back.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, let's get started with.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
The program, shall we.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Donzee Okay, Jack.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But first, I'd like to say right now that you're
a darn good loser.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You mean about the Academy award.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, I will admit I was a little perturbed at first,
but I've got.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
It all figured out. Don I didn't lose. I was
merely an unfortunate victim of circumstance.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't get us mean neither.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, look, kids, the picture I should have gotten the
award on is Charlie's ant.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But let me finish married now, if you remember, if
you remember in Charlie's ant. I played a part of
a man, and I also played a part of a woman,
and I was exceptionally good in both roles.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
For heaven's sake, what's that guy to do if you're
not winning the Academy Award?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Simply this, The voters were baffled.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
They didn't know whether to elect me Best Actor or
Best Actress. That's very logical.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And you're not jealous because Gary Cooper was no.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
And I'm not jealous of Jones contain either, but I
must say that I had him both worried there for
a while. They're very good friends of mine too, So
you're not.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Jealous of Cooper, not a bit.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Fall Tell them what happened at the bank with Thursday Nights,
never mind what was well all evening Jack kept smiling
everybody and bowing and pointing to the speech in his pockets.
That's so Anyhow, when they announced that Garry Cooper was
a winner, Jack jumped up and yelled.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Nobody leaves the room.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
We're going to do this over.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
And you know how excitable I am. Anyway, I was
the first one congratulate Gary Cooper. I went right over
and put my arm around his shoulder.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You're killing me.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I had a bruce job.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I could have made it alone. Anyhow, I'm glad he won.
Gary and I are pals.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Pals.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Aren't that hilly rumor? You started at the bottom?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
What philly rumor?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
He's much too tall to be a jaff and you
know it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I never call him a jazz. I said he was
a chat, a full blooded chest. If I don't talk, plain,
that's his worry. And let me tell you another thing.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Holy smoke, get this.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What's the matter, Dennis?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I think my suit is shrinking.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You could be growing. Keep still.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Don't forget it. No, sir, my suit is shrinking.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Go whap, it's drinking.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Your sleeves were too long anyway, I know, but my
elbows are getting cold.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Dennis.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
What goes up has gotta come down. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Now where was I We weren't discussing the award?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yes, now, let's get this raight, fellas. I don't begrudge
Gary Cooper getting recognition for Best Actors. But I still
think I'm the most versatile cheepers. I can do anything.
A man a woman do comedy, drama. I can play Holcombe.
I can play Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You can tell Christmas tide.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
That's season though.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Now take me as handlers to be or not to be?
That is the question.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Who is this dude OF's cheap material?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Well I can see I'm wasting my talent around here, Dennis.
As long as you had to open your mouth, how
about leaving it open and doing your songs? Okay, hold
it a minute, come in telegram for Jack, Benny. Take it.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Mary.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Here's a tip for you, Bud, a brand new defense stamp.
Here you are, thanks, Just taste it on my head. Okay,
there's an album if I ever saw one. Now scram
who's a wire from Mary?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
It's on your father, and he says, my dear son,
congratulations on the Academy Awards. You didn't do it before,
and you didn't do it again.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Good old dad.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
He'd devoted for me, sing Dennis, before your suit strangled.
Garay you.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Meathy more bathing, my favorite, my heaven, heaven you everything
(08:03):
like a breathless sharp evenings that trembles on lobby for
a lovely song. You are, you'd love that life the
fall blood, dearest things, I.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Know what you.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
On this firgain.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Why again.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
You're my favorite? By heaven, heven o.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
You.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh everything.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
That was everything I loved, sung by Dennis ad Everything
I Love. There's a beautiful idea for a song. Yes,
sure is, Yes, sirs, so sentimental Everything I love? What
do you love? Dennis?
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Apple Pie and Hetty lamar.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Ice cream on the.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Pie, all right, ice cream on us. That's a marvelous title.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Though, Everything I love? You know a song like that,
Trudy Fruity, forget the eye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I'm talking about sentiment. Oh, Don, yes, Jack, Don, Let
me ask you something.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
What do you love?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well? I love my little ranch out in the valley,
just a simple and.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Pretend I know, I know, I know. What else do
you love? Don?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I love the little woman Every morning when I come downstairs,
she greets me with a cheery smile and the breakfast
of piping hot wheat.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Cakes, wheat cakes. Don, What else do you love?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Well?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Let's see. Oh yeah, it's about time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I love my save.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Bernard dog Jumbo.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I don't care what you call. Don.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Are you gonna tell us I see you love? That
made me shot this whole business?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Or do I have to lock you in?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I love jello with a few
locked in flavor bingals. Jello is not only economical and
easy to make, but it's America's favorite jelatin dessert.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So look for the big red letters on the box.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I thank you well, glad you finally thought of it.
Don and wait until a sponsor finds out that you
love your wife and home before jello.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You better watch out, bubb I'm sorry, Jack, I'll never
go home again.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Oh you don't have to go that far, don, but
watch it. That's all.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Hello, Phil, Hi Jackson?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
How's the old jent with the gray hair?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Fine? I saw Frank Morgan at the fights the other night,
and uh, he looks well kill means you. I know
who he means. I'll tell Frank you asked about him. Phil, Okay,
I can go along with the gag. You're better brother,
you know, Phil?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
When you may get a load of the kid? Where'd
you get them knee fence tennis?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I flank coffee on him.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
It's a long story.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Forget it, oh say Jackson. I hate to mention it,
but that's a pretty tough break you got the other night.
What tough break, you know?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Not winning the Academy Reward reward.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
If you're talking about the awards bill in my opinion, Hey,
what's that?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Well, there goes my coat buttons.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Dennis, don't worry about your sue. When you get home,
then I throw it away and I'll make you I mean,
I'll buy you another one.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Bill.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Getting back to the Academy reward, as you so acquaintly
put it, I am a little bit disappointed. But those
things happened.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I thought I had friends, but apparently they.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Didn't vote for me.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You're right, Jackson. And there's an old French proverb that
fits that. To a tee. It goes on eastwa t
mal epont.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Well, that proverb sounds familiar. What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Bill? Evil to him who says you sing?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
That's evil to him who evil?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Save no one, said Molly PONCEI yes, didn't go.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Anyway anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It didn't bother me.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I can take it.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
It didn't bother you, not a bit.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
When Why did you try to kill yourself Friday morning?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I try to kill myself?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
What happened? Mary?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Listen, Jack went.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Out in the garage, closed the door, got in the maxwell,
put a rubber holes on the exhaust pike the other
end in his mouth. Mary turned on the ignission, stepped
on the start of the car, was out of gas,
and here he is.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Mary.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
That wasn't me in the garage, So don't make up things.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, Jack, I don't blame you for being broken hearted.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
After all these years of hard work.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
You should have won that award, done right, I should.
I don't want it too, But I hadn't been for Dennis.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Should I get a barrow?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Mister boy, No, pull him up and I'll tell you something, Phil,
I'd have worn that award if I hadn't, if it
hadn't been for politics. I'm as good an actor as
Gary Cooper any day. What You're as good an actor
as Gary Cooper? Yes's only he's taller than I am.
That's why Jimmy Seward won it the year before. They're
both taller than I am.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
What about the time sensors Tracey wanted he's tarer.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Than I am. I'm five t nine oh as Paul Muni, Yes,
and they.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Gave him the award? Brother, Oh oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Well, well let me.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Tell you something.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh yeah, oh nuts, I'm going home. Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
That Jackson has really burned up.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He takes everything so seriously, what does he want?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Every years? Didn't time he put that holes in his c.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
What a guy?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well, Pail, I guess you might if I'll play something.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Okay, I forgot my Street Star transfer. Oh here it
is so long?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Mmm?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Can understand it? How they could overlook me for the
award after that magnificence. Oh well, I don't mind Gary
Cooper winning. But now where's that rocketter?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Oh yes, I am a little upset night, Rochester? What
have you gotten that cocktail glass?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Some water?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I was sersay, boss, water with an olive in it.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
I was only too.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Don't kid me. That's a dry martini? Rochester?
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Is your girl here?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
By Eddie Chan?
Speaker 7 (16:22):
My girl? No, sir?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Well, uh why is she here?
Speaker 7 (16:27):
I ain't I any climbing over the batman?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I thought, so well, I'm not gonna boil you out tonight.
I'm too exhausted and I'm going upstairs a bed Tamlan.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Who say, Boss, the man from the exterminated company was here?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Oh did he find that mouse?
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yes, sir, and it sho was a big one. Put
in an awful face.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh where's a man now?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
He went out to get another man only smoke?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
It must be a big one. Wonder if Frank buckets
in town he could catch that mouse.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I'd catch it myself if you only let me put
a piece of cheese in the trap. No, there must
be some other ways.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
She'll be glad to get to bed.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Here.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Hang this up, Rochester, you need a new one bought.
Just calmb it out. It's okay, and don't part it
in the middle like you did last night. Hammy, my, hey,
what's that? What? What is someone under my bed? Who's
(17:42):
that under my bed?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Come on, you speak up.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Good evening, mister Vennie, home of the early I see, Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
It's it's mister billings Lee. Now come out from under
my bed, mister.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Billings Lee, come out all right.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
You asked for it.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Ask for what?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
If I come out and see my shadow, there'll be
forty more days of winter.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh my goodness, today's a groundhog. No, missabillies that you
must go to your own room. Very well.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Good night, mister Ednie.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Good night.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
And what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
May I ask.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Good night?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
God. He's so sensitive. You think I'll lie down and
relaxed for a while. Rochester. Cannoby award has got me
all work job. Garry Cooper a better actor than I am.
That's justice for you.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I don't say bollet. Yeah, I put gas in the
match well and the hole is still there. So you
want to have a go ahead and get tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Now next year, maybe.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Rochester take mister Coleman's holds back to him and thank
him very much.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He don't know we got it good.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Good see.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I hope I'll be able to sleep.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Rochester sings something.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
With you that always loads me.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Okay, boy, see just a.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Bundle of nurse tonight.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
My mama then told.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Me when I was in me pants.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
My mama then told me so, Sir Gary Cooper, a.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Woman's sweet talk and give you the big eye. But
when the sweet talking John, those those tall guys get
all the three, a woman's a two fays, a worrisome thing,
who leave you to.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Sing the boot?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
And then.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I think I'll get out of pictures. I didn't even
get one vote.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I know.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
I said it in.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Oh Well, From Matters to Mobile, from Memphis to Saint Joel's,
Saint Joel, how they.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Used to love me There.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The food is the old busy bee lunch shoe.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Wherever the four winds blows. Oh, woman's two Tha worriesome
things who leave you to see.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the twelfth Annuel Academy Award Banquet,
and all of Hollywood glamorous stars are gathered here in
the busy Bee lunch Room in Saint Joe, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Saint Joel.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
See they love me here. I can't miss that award.
I'm sure to win. Guys, look at all the celebrities here.
There's Wendell Wilkie and Joan Fontaine and Earns Lubitsch and
me the exterminator man. And look there's water Winger and
Barbara Stanweken and Mervin Leroy.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hey home, Mervin, Hello Roy, See he knows me.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Here's the old busy Bee.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
What do you have there?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
A hot rose sandwich with two d pruity ice cream
on us? Hurry, miss Lamar, I can't hurry.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
I'm caught in the mouse track.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
See you're a big one.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
God.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, the boats are all in for the
Best Actor of the Year, and I'll have the results
in just a second. See I'm nervous. Hey, there's Garry Cooper.
He's got a pretty good chance of winning. Two Hello, Gary,
Hello Jack, how do you like it here in Memphis? Memphis?
(22:06):
We're we're in Saint Joe, aren't we?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
You're in Memphis. I'm in Saint Joe. You see I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Taller than you are.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh oh, yes, yes, that's right. But the Masters ceremonies
is getting up.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
There must be Bob Hope, Thank you, thank you, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Let's not hope for allum, for alum.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I'm very happy to be here in good old Saint Joe.
They love me here.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Listen to him. That Alan's a two face, a worrisome thing.
Believe me to sing the blue. I thank you, ladies
and gentlemen. The boats have been counted, and I have
the honor to announce it. The best actor of the
year is that old gent with a gray hair, Frank Morgan.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
No, no, no, Benny me Jack Ans, Yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Jack, Benny.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
And here's that gold statue for you, jacky out.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Thanks. How can I speak with this rubber holes in
my mouth?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But but I'll try.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
To be or not to be? That is the question.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Take your happy, Sally, miss They.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Get a stake. I just won the award. Whether it's
his nobler in the mind to some of the swings
and arrows of outrageous fortunes, or to take arms against
the sea of who's that coming?
Speaker 7 (23:36):
Who are you guys? Why were the Warner brothers? Shouts
might the Danny.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
The Warner brothers?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
And who are you?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Ah am Darryl Zannick Jack?
Speaker 8 (23:53):
You are a panic?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Benny, my horsey gun told.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Me, gee, mister Zandie.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
All the two warped me, all of them from that though,
to go in, from going to mayor, from mayor to
Paramon Paramat. They love me there, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I can't tell you how happy.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
I am to receive this award.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
It is the most thrilling nice I've ever had, and
the most.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
What's the matter? The bank was over? Eybody's gone but Gary.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Cooper and me?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
What what are you crying for?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Gary?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I had my heart set on winning that award.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
It's not your fault, Gary. I want it because I'm
taller than you are. Look I'm a fet Paul.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Not only that, you're still growing, still growing, That's right,
I am him.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Look at me, a ninety danky swompy.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
What horror? I wanted that horror? I going right through
the road.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Ooh ooh, my my head.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Bo both ways up, Gary, Gary, where are you?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Both ways up?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
You've been dreaming, dreaming, Yeah, you got.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Your head right through the front of the bed.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Oh oh yeah, Oh pull me out. Thanks. It was
a tough dream, Rochester, but I wanted you don't need
me anymore, bart No, good night, Rochester, good night? What
a me?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, here's a tree that just can't be beat for real,
downright goodness, one that's sure to become a family favorite
the first time you try on.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
The name of this grand dessert is Cherry Cubes with Pineapple,
a brilliant combination of golden canned pineapple and bright crimson
cherry jello. It's a dessert that fairly coaxes you to
pick up a spoon and begin because it's so good
looking and it's nothing less than a masterpiece of delicious flavor.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You'll like the simple, easy way you make it too.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Just dissolve a package of jello imitation cherry flavor in
one pint of hot water and hot pineapple juice, Turn
into allow pan and chill until firm. Then cut into
cubes and pile in tuber glasses along with three slices
of canned pineapple dice. And there's a dessert that's really
extra special. You see golden nuggets of canned pineapple temptingly
(26:55):
blended with tiny, glistening cubes of rich red cherry jello.
Go get a package of cherry jello tomorrow, and when
you buy, be sure to get genuine jello. It's extra
rich because its flavor is locked.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
In the last number, the twenty second program in the
current Yellow series. And we'll be with you again next
Sunday at the same time. And by then, I'm sure
Jack will find something.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Else to worry about.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Good Night, folks.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The utter Fred Allen and Gary Cooper were interpreted by
Peter lind Hayes the pr Coup Curtesy of Rkael Studios.
The tune Capital of the Clouds is from the picture
of the same name.
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