August 3, 2025 • 30 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All I think, I think, no, no, No.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (01:32):
The Lucky track program. Sorrying Jack Bunny with sorry, let
me from Tel Harris, Rochester. Anything here's pulling on on
and now nighter is Recentlemen, let's go out to Jack
Bunny's home in Beverly Hills where we find Paul. There's
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something wrong. There's a cloud gathered on the corner near
Jack Foule. The five folk here comes to the angelics,
tan back.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Let the doctor thru.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Let the doctor through. Honestly, Officer, wasn't my fault. He
jumped right in front of my truck. Jump in front
of your truck. He must be desperate. Oh he's coming
to also. I think you can question him now, mister, mister,
why did you jump in front of the truck today?
I have to give Michelle Bennie a violin.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
He's all right, Officer. The truck missed him completely and he.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Isn't even scratched, so perhaps I will live better. Look
next time. All right, break it up, everybody, break it up.
Mister Benny's houses right up the street. I know off ship,
I know well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Professor LeBlanc, come right, professor, you're five minutes late.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What detained you? There was an accident from the comer
another one. Oh, it's getting awful out there. You know.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I'm Wiltshire Boulevard. You can't step off the curb without
getting hit.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Whoever Wilster Boulevard? Professor?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Why are you writing it down? Nothing? Nothing comish, Binnie.
It was commenced with you.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Listen all right, just a minute. I'll get my violin. Hmmm,
that's funny. My violinism here. It's always been here.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, I wonder if say i'll bet all right Chester, Yeah, bar,
where is my violin?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
I wish it was on a slow boat to t.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Now'll stop that. Oh here it is.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Come on, you can give me my lesson of the dam,
Professor le Micheur, Say, professor, I've been thinking. You charge
me two dollars for giving me one lesson a week.
How much would you charge to come over here twice
a week?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Eight thousand dollars? Oh? Well, here we are. I'll just
tune up my violin and we can uh, we can
get started. Just a second there. Today we will dispense
with the exercises and stuff with the new piece I
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gave you less week. Oh yes, yes, I've been working
hard on that one. Good come in. No, no, michell, Benny,
(05:04):
you must slide up this string with your little finger.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
The the.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now you try it, alop, it was too high. Yes,
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take your finger out of your nose. Huh oh yeah
yeah now please Mi sure, Benny. Let us go back
from the beginning. Remember this is a minuet. Think of
crinoline hoop skirb how do we when you were a
boy pro factor?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
That remark was entirely uncalled for, and I don't appreciate
those personal installs.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I am Sally monsieur. You can deduct fifteen cents from
the lesson. Thank you. Let us throw sheet please, yes, sir,
the same thing over you wee. There's the door, hardy.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I like that some mopping tail right in the middle
of the floor. When mister Varry screw with those things,
I wish you'd put them away.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Hello Rochester, Oh hello, this is Livingston call in is
mister here, Yes, ma'am he's in the there and taking
a violin lesson.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
It sounds like a cat giving up his ninth life.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Rochester, we shouldn't tease mister Danny about his violin. He
plays beautifully, he does. Yes, mister Benny has the total
quality of Isaac Sterns, the Boeing touch of Fritz Chrysler,
and his fingers have the dexterity of a Hyphis.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Do you really believe that?
Speaker 8 (07:14):
No, mister Benny is playing at the opening of a
Turkey's bast tomorrow, and that's how they're advertising.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh yes.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Their slogan is get rid of your fat while Benny
passes the hat.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh I see, Rochester, I'm all through with my Oh ho, Mary,
I've been taking my violin lesson.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Where's your teacher?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A Professor LeBlanc. He's such an emotional fellow. He he
jumped out of the.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Window, jumped out of the window.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I forgot to ask you for my money. Oh well,
come hid in professor and Villa. Hey wait a minute, married,
isn't that Don Wilson sitting out in the car?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Yes, John drove me over.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well why did we come in?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Well, that said the way you argue with them at
my Thanksgiving party.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He won't talk to you, won't talk to me and.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I don't blame him. You own an apology, and I'm
going to make him. Come in, John, Oh, John, come
on in.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Well, okay, but I won't talk to Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What a stubborn guy. He won't talk to me and
won't talk to him.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Come on in, John, Mary, you can tell Jack I
came in for you, not for him, Jack.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
John says, he came in.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
For me, not for you.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Well, you can tell Don that just because I made
a mistake last week, he doesn't have.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
To pout over it.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Don.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Jack says, just because he made a mistake last week,
you don't have to pout over it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, you can tell mister Benny that if he knew
more about history, he'd know the Pilgrim's landed on Plymouth Rock,
not Kate Cox.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Mister Benny John says, if you knew more about history,
you know that the Pilgrim's lander.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh yeah, Well, you can tell mister Wilson if he
doesn't shut up, you'll punch him right in the nose.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Mister Wilson. Mister Betty said that if you don't shut up,
I'll punch you. What wait a minute, Jack, If you're
so mad at him, why don't you punch him in
the nose.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
With fingers that have the dexterity of a high set.
Are you crazy?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
You can tell Don, You can tell him yourself. Till
Don tell Jack? Tell Jack? Hell, Don, I feel like
a carrier pigeon that was caught in a badminton game. Jack,
you admitted you were wrong for arguing with Don, and
I think you owe an apology.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well all right, Don, dancie boy, I'm sorry. Well Don,
I'm really sorry, and I beg your forgiving it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well, Jack, only a man of your generosity, your sense
of fair players big enough to admit that he's made
a mistake.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I accept your apology. Thank you, Don. And now that
you're here, did you bring the quart head along with you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, Jack, I'm sorry. You see I was so angry
with you. I didn't let the boys prefer a commercial
for this week's program.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well that's all right, Don. See you're so clever. I mean,
you can do a commercial all by yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
But Jack, just one voice.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It wouldn't have any color.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
One voice. What are you talking? Why? You're a man
of many voices, many moods. I am why, certainly you
could do it. Don look at do it let's say
the commercial. We'll do it first like child's boy a,
boy a, Sure, go ahead, don try it? Okay, that's it.
(10:42):
That's it. Donny come with me to the Kasba. Your
lips look so beautiful holding that lucky strike cigar around.
How is that? Mary?
Speaker 8 (10:56):
He sounds like boye looks like the Kasba?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Urry?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Please, now, don after you give them boyer, you can
switch right into lionel'beramore.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Lionel Barnamore, Why can't do that?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Sure you can? Don try it?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Okay, Lionel Baramore. Gentlemen of the jury, are you from
here today to please my keys for this package of lucky?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Try where you.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Conceiving yourself a tell me to that fine line naturally
mine Lord again, gentlemen of the jury, line up and
lucky and see for yourrd again.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
And don to show you how sorry I am that
I argue with the last week. I want you to
stay here and have dinner with me tonight.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh okay, Zach, what are we going to have?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know, Rochester, what are we gonna have for dinner?
Tucky has Tucky has.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Thanks giving us job with the memory lingers on.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Never mind that Rochester takes three steaks out of the freezer.
Mary's gonna say too. And by the way, Rochester, were there.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Any phone calls while I would taking my lesson? See
that's funny. She's supposed to let me know of our data?
Is okay for tomorrow? She who's she? I'm not telling,
but she's really something special.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
And Mary, when I take her out tomorrow, I'm gonna
have my car washed and polished and everything.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Do you think she'll do it?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh? Stop, mister Bennie, I would like to go. Please
pay me for the lesson. Oh yes, yes, professor. I'm sorry,
I'll go get her. Oh that must be the girl. Now,
I mean the call I'm expecting. Hell?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Oh what hell?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I know you love me Jackson, but control of love? Control?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, Phil, I was second a call from
a girl.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I've got a date. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
Losh Jackson. Not's you? Phil. What's a surprising about my
having a date? I can give you plenty of reasons.
A it costs money. D no gall will ride in
that JEALOPPI? Or see you can't dance? D you're too
old and and uh. Oh, so you ran out of reason. Oh,
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I just don't know the rest of the alphabet.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
That I can believe and guess because I have a
date with a girl, Phil, you don't have to make
such a big thing out of it.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Oh, I'm just surprised, Jackson.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Why you never have no dates till spring when your
blood starts to circulate. Look, Phil, I don't want to
ki after the phone. What did you call about?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Look, I just want to let you know I'll be
out of town for a few days. I'm going on
a huston trip up in the high Sierras. Oh, the
high Sierras? Are you gonna hunt there? Well?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
We might have.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
Wait hey, hey, wait about Jackson's as in that again?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I said he's gonna hunt bear. No, I'm gonna be
dressed to kill.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Oh, Jackson, Sometimes, don't we?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Till was Alice so I could be married to me?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Look, golden boys, Look, when are you starting on the
hunting drill?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
By the way, Jackson, The dogs are in the car now,
two retrievers O retriever. Yeah, they cure smark away. They're
trained to bring things back.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
They're my favorite dogs.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Retriever. I thought your favorite dog would be a saint Bernard.
What's so wonderful about a fake Bernard? A great big
dog like that carring a louthy half pine? Well?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
What fell?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Go on, have a good time and call me when
you get back. Soong along, Good health to all from Aleta.
Why is still going right away? Yeah? I Betty has
a good time to sure, Benny. Please do not keep
(15:21):
me wasting like you are alwis do? Oh yes, yes,
for Betty your money, I'll get it for you.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Say what this.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Layers just came from England and it looks very important
on our blover.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
It says from Princess Elizabeth.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh my goodness, Princess Elizabeth here, read me letters? I mean,
let me read it. I'm yeah, I'm so you read
it to me Rochester, will you okay?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Then it says dear mister Belly, I want to thank
you for your kind offer, but regretfully inform you that
we've already signed up for a diaper service.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I cabled and leave my offer. The day is
a little prince was born.
Speaker 8 (16:01):
You know, Yes, I knew you took in laundry, but
when did you start a diaper service?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
When I grew up and found I was stuck with
two dozen of them.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Rather than waste them, Benny, all right, professor, I'll get
to your Hey.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Wait a minute, professor, you have a baby. How would
you lie?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Don't want sea fil I want money?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well wait here, professor, I'll go and get it for you.
I better answer the door. Quimn sieur, I'll be right back.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Here.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's here for all order name Hello, Dennis.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Take off the echo sharing her name hold Dennis.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
Say, oh, hello, Dennis, I can still waiting that football tennant.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
I just got back from the USC Notre Dame game.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
But Dennis, that game was yesterday, I know.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
And after it was over, I went down to congratuate
some of the USC players, and before I knew it
was I was on.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
A bus headed for the campus with the team.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Well that's silly. Why didn't you get off the bus?
Notre Dame couldn't get through their line.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
How could I?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Did you enjoy the game, Dennis?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh, it was wonderful, but I was so confused.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What do you mean confused?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Well, I'm irish, so I felt loyal to Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And then again, I live in California, so I.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Felt loyal to USC.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
See, that's right.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Who'd you cheer for?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Dudey he feels awful?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
What I'll take him now, Jack John and I set
the coin and I lost.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well, that's forty of you two.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Did you have good seats at the game, Dennis, I
said on the fifty yard line?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Why I got chalk all over my pants?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I'll take him now, Mary Lucky don one again, Dennis.
Why in the world where they let you sit on
the playing field?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Well, years ago, coach Jeff Corbat, My mother used to
go together.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh were they, sweetheart?
Speaker 7 (18:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They both played in the line at USC. Ted. Tell me, Dennis,
Oh you're off this time?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yes, yes, Tell me, Dennis.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Did your mother really play football?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:20):
She says, I was the only fumble.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I'll take Ted's again.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tell me, Michelle, Dennis, I do not understand these things.
But why would they let a woman play footballs Oh,
they couldn't tell the difference. She had a crew haircut.
Well that does loll Jannis. She came over here to
let me hear the song you're gonna do on the
program now? For heaven's sake, singer.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
Oh, you're just mad because my mother was all American.
I am not mad.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I am I wasn't my money.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
You want to hear this?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Falt go ahead down They isn't so.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
They isn't.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Everyone is saying you don't love me.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It isn't so.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Everywhere I go, everyone a whispers that you're growing fig.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Say it isn't go. People say that you.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
On somebody you and it will be long before you.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Leave me say, isn't cool? Let everything is okay?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
That's all I want to know.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And Mother Earth.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Say they isn't fool.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
Way, let everything stay pay That's all I want to know.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And well I like that song, Dennis. It'll be fine
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on the program, mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh yes, yes, Oh.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
By the way, Professor LeBlanc, in case you haven't ordered
your Christmas card yet, I do not want Christians.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
I do not want Dietel.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I do not want my files brest.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I've haunted me.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
I want mommy.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Hungry.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
Well, no more turkey huts, mommy.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
Oh, for heaven's sake, Jack, why don't you go down
to your bolt and get him his money?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
All right, Mary, Professor, I'll go down on my vault
and I'll get your money right now to go wait
right here, for me. Yeah, I must forget to listen
to Donna Michi on the New Lucky.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Strife program tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Oh, who goes there?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hair of gold, eyes of blue?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Oh you mister Benny?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yes, hello, Ed long had no sea? How are you
feeling fine?
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Say mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Hard things on the outside, very very exciting, yet very exciting.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
We just had a presidential election and Harry Truman was elected.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
He carried thirty four states. Geez, thirty four states? Who
carried the other two? No?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
No, no, Ed, we have forty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Now you see we took in Arizona, you know. And oh,
what's the matter?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Ed?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
You left the door open?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
The light's killing me. Oh oh, I'm sorry. Let's see,
I just need a little money. Excuse me, Ed? While
I worked the combination on the state, shall I saw
my eyelids together?
Speaker 7 (23:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh way, it isn't necessary, thic, it is just turn around.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Let's all now, let's see the uh the combination is
right to forty five, left the sixty.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Back to sixteen, and left the one ten.
Speaker 12 (24:22):
That say, Ed, does the alarm sound a little weaker
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than does sound a little weaker than usual?
Speaker 10 (25:00):
I'll tell you in a minute.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm counting the dead gopher. Oh, by the way, mister.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Benny, did you open your vault yesterday?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
No? No, Ed, that was an earthquake. Now let's see
what do I owe the professor? Two dollars for the
lessons left, fifteen cents for insulting me. That's a dollar
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eighty five. There, Well, I take care of that, soong ed. Goodbye.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Brought me a postcard. Now man, I will yeah, I
eat a dumb ba bam bum beetle tod god. Well,
here's your money, professor.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
No cheesy French people are so emotional. Well, come on, Don,
would you marry like a cocktail before dinner? Oh? Now, look, Jack,
you don't have to go to all this troubles up
for me. You apologize and that's all it was necessary.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
Don.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
If Jack wants to invite you to dinner, y'all to stay, certainly,
we'll have three big.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Steaks and all the trimming. Well, thanks, Zach, after all done.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Last week I had a big argument with you, and
it was my fault. You were right and I was
too stubborn to admit it. And as Rudyard Kipling once said,
you have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So I intend to make it up to you. Ck,
I intend to make it up to you. Jack, Huh,
Kipling didn't say that it was Shakespeare? No, No, don see,
I was reading it just last night, and I.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Happened to be quite a student of Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And I say you're wrong, done John, little Lord Tatleroy,
I say it was Tickling, and I say it was Shakespeare,
(27:17):
Tickley Shakespeare. Don. I can't understand you. I apologize you
for last week.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I asked you to say this in them and yes,
signed another arc.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
But I didn't start an argument. I'm only telling you
you're wrong, and you're too hard headed to admit it.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
We Don Wilson, I'll thank you, will leave my house
and never docking my door step again. All right, I'll
go good bye, good bye.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I never saw a guy like Don Wilson, always arguing
even when he's wrong.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Said he wasn't wrong, Jack, you were wrong. Shakespeare did
say that, not Kipling.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I say it was Kipling.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Well, I'm not gonna stay here to get the argument
with you either.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
You're too stubborn.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Goodbye, body A life that for dinner sir, dinner serve.
What are we gonna do with the other two steaks?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Only good one?
Speaker 9 (28:26):
What the mess?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Kipling?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I knew this was what? Oh well, I'll come aclods.
I put my violin away, not hold me. I can
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your level.
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But on the cover it said Kipling.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
That's the man you bought it from.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Damn Kipling.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Don, and I will have to apologize to Don Wilson again.
I'll give a mistake and he'll be happy.
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Speaker 3 (01:32):
The Lucky track program. Sorrying Jack Bunny with sorry, let
me from Tel Harris, Rochester. Anything here's pulling on on
and now nighter is Recentlemen, let's go out to Jack
Bunny's home in Beverly Hills where we find Paul. There's
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something wrong. There's a cloud gathered on the corner near
Jack Foule. The five folk here comes to the angelics,
tan back.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Let the doctor thru.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Let the doctor through. Honestly, Officer, wasn't my fault. He
jumped right in front of my truck. Jump in front
of your truck. He must be desperate. Oh he's coming
to also. I think you can question him now, mister, mister,
why did you jump in front of the truck today?
I have to give Michelle Bennie a violin.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
He's all right, Officer. The truck missed him completely and he.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Isn't even scratched, so perhaps I will live better. Look
next time. All right, break it up, everybody, break it up.
Mister Benny's houses right up the street. I know off ship,
I know well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Professor LeBlanc, come right, professor, you're five minutes late.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What detained you? There was an accident from the comer
another one. Oh, it's getting awful out there. You know.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I'm Wiltshire Boulevard. You can't step off the curb without
getting hit.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Whoever Wilster Boulevard? Professor?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Why are you writing it down? Nothing? Nothing comish, Binnie.
It was commenced with you.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Listen all right, just a minute. I'll get my violin. Hmmm,
that's funny. My violinism here. It's always been here.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, I wonder if say i'll bet all right Chester, Yeah, bar,
where is my violin?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
I wish it was on a slow boat to t.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Now'll stop that. Oh here it is.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Come on, you can give me my lesson of the dam,
Professor le Micheur, Say, professor, I've been thinking. You charge
me two dollars for giving me one lesson a week.
How much would you charge to come over here twice
a week?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Eight thousand dollars? Oh? Well, here we are. I'll just
tune up my violin and we can uh, we can
get started. Just a second there. Today we will dispense
with the exercises and stuff with the new piece I
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gave you less week. Oh yes, yes, I've been working
hard on that one. Good come in. No, no, michell, Benny,
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you must slide up this string with your little finger.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
The the.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now you try it, alop, it was too high. Yes,
(05:35):
take your finger out of your nose. Huh oh yeah
yeah now please Mi sure, Benny. Let us go back
from the beginning. Remember this is a minuet. Think of
crinoline hoop skirb how do we when you were a
boy pro factor?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
That remark was entirely uncalled for, and I don't appreciate
those personal installs.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I am Sally monsieur. You can deduct fifteen cents from
the lesson. Thank you. Let us throw sheet please, yes, sir,
the same thing over you wee. There's the door, hardy.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I like that some mopping tail right in the middle
of the floor. When mister Varry screw with those things,
I wish you'd put them away.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Hello Rochester, Oh hello, this is Livingston call in is
mister here, Yes, ma'am he's in the there and taking
a violin lesson.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
It sounds like a cat giving up his ninth life.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Rochester, we shouldn't tease mister Danny about his violin. He
plays beautifully, he does. Yes, mister Benny has the total
quality of Isaac Sterns, the Boeing touch of Fritz Chrysler,
and his fingers have the dexterity of a Hyphis.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Do you really believe that?
Speaker 8 (07:14):
No, mister Benny is playing at the opening of a
Turkey's bast tomorrow, and that's how they're advertising.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh yes.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Their slogan is get rid of your fat while Benny
passes the hat.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh I see, Rochester, I'm all through with my Oh ho, Mary,
I've been taking my violin lesson.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Where's your teacher?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A Professor LeBlanc. He's such an emotional fellow. He he
jumped out of the.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Window, jumped out of the window.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I forgot to ask you for my money. Oh well,
come hid in professor and Villa. Hey wait a minute, married,
isn't that Don Wilson sitting out in the car?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Yes, John drove me over.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well why did we come in?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Well, that said the way you argue with them at
my Thanksgiving party.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He won't talk to you, won't talk to me and.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I don't blame him. You own an apology, and I'm
going to make him. Come in, John, Oh, John, come
on in.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Well, okay, but I won't talk to Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What a stubborn guy. He won't talk to me and
won't talk to him.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Come on in, John, Mary, you can tell Jack I
came in for you, not for him, Jack.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
John says, he came in.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
For me, not for you.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Well, you can tell Don that just because I made
a mistake last week, he doesn't have.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
To pout over it.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Don.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Jack says, just because he made a mistake last week,
you don't have to pout over it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, you can tell mister Benny that if he knew
more about history, he'd know the Pilgrim's landed on Plymouth Rock,
not Kate Cox.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Mister Benny John says, if you knew more about history,
you know that the Pilgrim's lander.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh yeah, Well, you can tell mister Wilson if he
doesn't shut up, you'll punch him right in the nose.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Mister Wilson. Mister Betty said that if you don't shut up,
I'll punch you. What wait a minute, Jack, If you're
so mad at him, why don't you punch him in
the nose.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
With fingers that have the dexterity of a high set.
Are you crazy?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
You can tell Don, You can tell him yourself. Till
Don tell Jack? Tell Jack? Hell, Don, I feel like
a carrier pigeon that was caught in a badminton game. Jack,
you admitted you were wrong for arguing with Don, and
I think you owe an apology.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well all right, Don, dancie boy, I'm sorry. Well Don,
I'm really sorry, and I beg your forgiving it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well, Jack, only a man of your generosity, your sense
of fair players big enough to admit that he's made
a mistake.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I accept your apology. Thank you, Don. And now that
you're here, did you bring the quart head along with you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, Jack, I'm sorry. You see I was so angry
with you. I didn't let the boys prefer a commercial
for this week's program.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well that's all right, Don. See you're so clever. I mean,
you can do a commercial all by yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
But Jack, just one voice.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It wouldn't have any color.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
One voice. What are you talking? Why? You're a man
of many voices, many moods. I am why, certainly you
could do it. Don look at do it let's say
the commercial. We'll do it first like child's boy a,
boy a, Sure, go ahead, don try it? Okay, that's it.
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That's it. Donny come with me to the Kasba. Your
lips look so beautiful holding that lucky strike cigar around.
How is that? Mary?
Speaker 8 (10:56):
He sounds like boye looks like the Kasba?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Urry?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Please, now, don after you give them boyer, you can
switch right into lionel'beramore.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Lionel Barnamore, Why can't do that?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Sure you can? Don try it?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Okay, Lionel Baramore. Gentlemen of the jury, are you from
here today to please my keys for this package of lucky?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Try where you.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Conceiving yourself a tell me to that fine line naturally
mine Lord again, gentlemen of the jury, line up and
lucky and see for yourrd again.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
And don to show you how sorry I am that
I argue with the last week. I want you to
stay here and have dinner with me tonight.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh okay, Zach, what are we going to have?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know, Rochester, what are we gonna have for dinner?
Tucky has Tucky has.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Thanks giving us job with the memory lingers on.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Never mind that Rochester takes three steaks out of the freezer.
Mary's gonna say too. And by the way, Rochester, were there.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Any phone calls while I would taking my lesson? See
that's funny. She's supposed to let me know of our data?
Is okay for tomorrow? She who's she? I'm not telling,
but she's really something special.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
And Mary, when I take her out tomorrow, I'm gonna
have my car washed and polished and everything.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Do you think she'll do it?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh? Stop, mister Bennie, I would like to go. Please
pay me for the lesson. Oh yes, yes, professor. I'm sorry,
I'll go get her. Oh that must be the girl. Now,
I mean the call I'm expecting. Hell?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Oh what hell?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I know you love me Jackson, but control of love? Control?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, Phil, I was second a call from
a girl.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I've got a date. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
Losh Jackson. Not's you? Phil. What's a surprising about my
having a date? I can give you plenty of reasons.
A it costs money. D no gall will ride in
that JEALOPPI? Or see you can't dance? D you're too
old and and uh. Oh, so you ran out of reason. Oh,
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I just don't know the rest of the alphabet.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
That I can believe and guess because I have a
date with a girl, Phil, you don't have to make
such a big thing out of it.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Oh, I'm just surprised, Jackson.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Why you never have no dates till spring when your
blood starts to circulate. Look, Phil, I don't want to
ki after the phone. What did you call about?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Look, I just want to let you know I'll be
out of town for a few days. I'm going on
a huston trip up in the high Sierras. Oh, the
high Sierras? Are you gonna hunt there? Well?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
We might have.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
Wait hey, hey, wait about Jackson's as in that again?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I said he's gonna hunt bear. No, I'm gonna be
dressed to kill.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Oh, Jackson, Sometimes, don't we?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Till was Alice so I could be married to me?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Look, golden boys, Look, when are you starting on the
hunting drill?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
By the way, Jackson, The dogs are in the car now,
two retrievers O retriever. Yeah, they cure smark away. They're
trained to bring things back.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
They're my favorite dogs.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Retriever. I thought your favorite dog would be a saint Bernard.
What's so wonderful about a fake Bernard? A great big
dog like that carring a louthy half pine? Well?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
What fell?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Go on, have a good time and call me when
you get back. Soong along, Good health to all from Aleta.
Why is still going right away? Yeah? I Betty has
a good time to sure, Benny. Please do not keep
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me wasting like you are alwis do? Oh yes, yes,
for Betty your money, I'll get it for you.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Say what this.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Layers just came from England and it looks very important
on our blover.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
It says from Princess Elizabeth.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh my goodness, Princess Elizabeth here, read me letters? I mean,
let me read it. I'm yeah, I'm so you read
it to me Rochester, will you okay?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Then it says dear mister Belly, I want to thank
you for your kind offer, but regretfully inform you that
we've already signed up for a diaper service.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I cabled and leave my offer. The day is
a little prince was born.
Speaker 8 (16:01):
You know, Yes, I knew you took in laundry, but
when did you start a diaper service?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
When I grew up and found I was stuck with
two dozen of them.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Rather than waste them, Benny, all right, professor, I'll get
to your Hey.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Wait a minute, professor, you have a baby. How would
you lie?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Don't want sea fil I want money?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well wait here, professor, I'll go and get it for you.
I better answer the door. Quimn sieur, I'll be right back.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Here.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's here for all order name Hello, Dennis.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Take off the echo sharing her name hold Dennis.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
Say, oh, hello, Dennis, I can still waiting that football tennant.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
I just got back from the USC Notre Dame game.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
But Dennis, that game was yesterday, I know.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
And after it was over, I went down to congratuate
some of the USC players, and before I knew it
was I was on.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
A bus headed for the campus with the team.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Well that's silly. Why didn't you get off the bus?
Notre Dame couldn't get through their line.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
How could I?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Did you enjoy the game, Dennis?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh, it was wonderful, but I was so confused.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What do you mean confused?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Well, I'm irish, so I felt loyal to Notre Dame.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And then again, I live in California, so I.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Felt loyal to USC.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
See, that's right.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Who'd you cheer for?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Dudey he feels awful?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
What I'll take him now, Jack John and I set
the coin and I lost.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well, that's forty of you two.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Did you have good seats at the game, Dennis, I
said on the fifty yard line?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Why I got chalk all over my pants?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I'll take him now, Mary Lucky don one again, Dennis.
Why in the world where they let you sit on
the playing field?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Well, years ago, coach Jeff Corbat, My mother used to
go together.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh were they, sweetheart?
Speaker 7 (18:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They both played in the line at USC. Ted. Tell me, Dennis,
Oh you're off this time?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yes, yes, Tell me, Dennis.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Did your mother really play football?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:20):
She says, I was the only fumble.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I'll take Ted's again.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tell me, Michelle, Dennis, I do not understand these things.
But why would they let a woman play footballs Oh,
they couldn't tell the difference. She had a crew haircut.
Well that does loll Jannis. She came over here to
let me hear the song you're gonna do on the
program now? For heaven's sake, singer.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
Oh, you're just mad because my mother was all American.
I am not mad.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I am I wasn't my money.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
You want to hear this?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Falt go ahead down They isn't so.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
They isn't.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Everyone is saying you don't love me.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It isn't so.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Everywhere I go, everyone a whispers that you're growing fig.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Say it isn't go. People say that you.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
On somebody you and it will be long before you.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Leave me say, isn't cool? Let everything is okay?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
That's all I want to know.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And Mother Earth.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Say they isn't fool.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
Way, let everything stay pay That's all I want to know.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And well I like that song, Dennis. It'll be fine
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on the program, mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh yes, yes, Oh.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
By the way, Professor LeBlanc, in case you haven't ordered
your Christmas card yet, I do not want Christians.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
I do not want Dietel.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I do not want my files brest.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I've haunted me.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
I want mommy.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Hungry.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
Well, no more turkey huts, mommy.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
Oh, for heaven's sake, Jack, why don't you go down
to your bolt and get him his money?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
All right, Mary, Professor, I'll go down on my vault
and I'll get your money right now to go wait
right here, for me. Yeah, I must forget to listen
to Donna Michi on the New Lucky.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Strife program tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Oh, who goes there?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hair of gold, eyes of blue?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Oh you mister Benny?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yes, hello, Ed long had no sea? How are you
feeling fine?
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Say mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Hard things on the outside, very very exciting, yet very exciting.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
We just had a presidential election and Harry Truman was elected.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
He carried thirty four states. Geez, thirty four states? Who
carried the other two? No?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
No, no, Ed, we have forty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Now you see we took in Arizona, you know. And oh,
what's the matter?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Ed?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
You left the door open?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
The light's killing me. Oh oh, I'm sorry. Let's see,
I just need a little money. Excuse me, Ed? While
I worked the combination on the state, shall I saw
my eyelids together?
Speaker 7 (23:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh way, it isn't necessary, thic, it is just turn around.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Let's all now, let's see the uh the combination is
right to forty five, left the sixty.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Back to sixteen, and left the one ten.
Speaker 12 (24:22):
That say, Ed, does the alarm sound a little weaker
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than does sound a little weaker than usual?
Speaker 10 (25:00):
I'll tell you in a minute.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm counting the dead gopher. Oh, by the way, mister.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Benny, did you open your vault yesterday?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
No? No, Ed, that was an earthquake. Now let's see
what do I owe the professor? Two dollars for the
lessons left, fifteen cents for insulting me. That's a dollar
(25:34):
eighty five. There, Well, I take care of that, soong ed. Goodbye.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Mister Benny.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Brought me a postcard. Now man, I will yeah, I
eat a dumb ba bam bum beetle tod god. Well,
here's your money, professor.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
No cheesy French people are so emotional. Well, come on, Don,
would you marry like a cocktail before dinner? Oh? Now, look, Jack,
you don't have to go to all this troubles up
for me. You apologize and that's all it was necessary.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
Don.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
If Jack wants to invite you to dinner, y'all to stay, certainly,
we'll have three big.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Steaks and all the trimming. Well, thanks, Zach, after all done.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Last week I had a big argument with you, and
it was my fault. You were right and I was
too stubborn to admit it. And as Rudyard Kipling once said,
you have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So I intend to make it up to you. Ck,
I intend to make it up to you. Jack, Huh,
Kipling didn't say that it was Shakespeare? No, No, don see,
I was reading it just last night, and I.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Happened to be quite a student of Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And I say you're wrong, done John, little Lord Tatleroy,
I say it was Tickling, and I say it was Shakespeare,
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Tickley Shakespeare. Don. I can't understand you. I apologize you
for last week.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I asked you to say this in them and yes,
signed another arc.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
But I didn't start an argument. I'm only telling you
you're wrong, and you're too hard headed to admit it.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
We Don Wilson, I'll thank you, will leave my house
and never docking my door step again. All right, I'll
go good bye, good bye.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I never saw a guy like Don Wilson, always arguing
even when he's wrong.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Said he wasn't wrong, Jack, you were wrong. Shakespeare did
say that, not Kipling.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I say it was Kipling.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Well, I'm not gonna stay here to get the argument
with you either.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
You're too stubborn.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Goodbye, body A life that for dinner sir, dinner serve.
What are we gonna do with the other two steaks?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Only good one?
Speaker 9 (28:26):
What the mess?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Kipling?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I knew this was what? Oh well, I'll come aclods.
I put my violin away, not hold me. I can
dust the moment. But first, smother a Lucky to heel
your level.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Bet.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Smoke a Lucky to heal your level. Bet. You see,
Lucky's fine tobacco picks you up when you're low, calms
you down when you're tent. It's good to know that
fine tobacco can do this for you, and that's why
it's so important if you select and smoke the cigarette
of fine tobacco. Lucky Strike, or, as every smoker knows,
(29:06):
ls MST ls MST, lucky Strike means fine tobacco, no wonder.
Lucky Strike is the overwhelming favorite of tobacco experts. For
more independent auctioneers, buyers, and warehousemen smoke Luckies regularly than
the next two leading brands combined. So smoke a Lucky
to feel your level best. Get on the right level,
(29:28):
the lucky level where there's real joy in living, where
it's fun to be alive, The lucky level where you
feel your best and do your best. Smoker lucky to
feel your level best. Smoke a lucky to feel your
level best. Get on the lucky level where it's fun
to be alive. Get a carton of luckies and get
started today.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
What what, what are you living for?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
I'm looking for that book I was reading last night,
that book of Kipling. Book you read last night Shakespeare,
But on the cover it said Kipling.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
That's the man you bought it from.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Damn Kipling.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Don, and I will have to apologize to Don Wilson again.
I'll give a mistake and he'll be happy.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.
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