August 7, 2025 • 29 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Chevalet programs starring Jack Funny with Frank Black as
his officer. Frank Black opens the program with Charlie's Holmes.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's week.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Throughout the United States, a series of big.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Telepo posters are going up on the billboard.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Reading every minute someone buys a new Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Watch for these new signs, my friends, and bear in
mind when you see them. There are signs of better time.
There's signs of.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Bigger business for the world's largest builder of motor cars. Also,
they're sure signs that the one best buy in the
low tide steel must be Chevrolets. America certainly wouldn't buy
Chevrolets at the astonishing rate of one every minute unless
Chevrolet were the one best buy at its price.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And that's exactly what it is. The only car, and
it's steel with a Fisher body, the only one with Fisher,
no draft ventilations, with a cushion balanced engine, knobby with
a time proved six cylinder power plant, a start rator,
an arcane selector, and no other full size car in
the world is so economical on gas and oil and
upkeep or are so dependable. In view of all these things,
(01:36):
do you wonder why every minute, someone buys a new Chevrolet.
(02:12):
And now Jack Bemmick Hellosa More is your New York correspondent,
Jack Benny the earth Galloper coming to you with all
the late news reports from the courtesy of the Weekly Ward,
the news that brings out all the dirt. Okay, Frank,
Let's go, thank you? Uh Chicago, Illinois World Fare gets
off the good start with many notables the arriving.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Daily to represent their respective country.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Sam Into will represent Greed, Jimmy Walker will represent France,
and Black Archester will represent Russia Scotland and Terry Lauder.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Co od Jack Jack's another wire?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Jesson? All right, what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Marry quick will, says Chicago.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Man's he suggested representing Tan Sylvan.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Merry go away? Will you please Bombay India? Mm more.
Gandy News The Happily.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Gandy finished its twenty one day FATS and is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now wearing a cigar band when last scene he was
mistaken for a Panatella Babylon Long Island man and wife
discovered here with sixteen children. George found dead on soup
over Worsday.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know a special cable is Fat Franks Buck and
Jimmy Walker will sail for America. Short meet Buck will
bring him back alive, and Walker will bring him back
a wife class goows cotton Glassgow, Scotland. Harry Lawder, also
sailing for America. Local citizens give him big blowout by
putting tack in his rear.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Tire's pretty good for Scotland and now, folks. We have
also added a want add column to our paper as
we cannot exist on circulation alone, so take down these
addresses if you are interested. Traveling salesman wanted must be
familiar with traveling salesmanships, Farmers and farmers.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Daughters Address box four eighty two. This paper wandered. Thirty
chorus girls apply Minski Theater, New York. Wandered three more
chorus girls apply to Melton Black and Bennie.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Got you in on this right him for sale Baby
Grand Piano by Lady with electric attachment. Girls wanted to
knit sweaters for cats Bloomberg and Riley. The boys must
be cold.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Woman fifty five will played a pickinee dog in a
canary for slightly used husband realizes mistakes Address RFD.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
For pump Handle, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Female Health water good secretary.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
If good looking, don't have to be so good yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Can I read one?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Go ahead, Mary watered.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Good massive ceremony for Chevrolet's.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Program, Graham Wander Howard Claney to say something about Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh, yes, you'll find the Chevrolet, says you. On Oil
guests play say don't wait for this, play don't wait.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
At listener, Black, thank you. That was my dollars from
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the Vanities, played by Frank Black and his orchestra. And now,
ladies and gentlemen, we continue with our penthouse murder that
was started last Friday. You all remember our terrible murder
mystery last week, Well it's terrible this week too. Who
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killed mister X? Yes? You remember four mister w Rex
was killed in his penthouse that we could go to
night between eight o'clock and the bathroom and the only
cool found was a hot dog running away from the
stand and Coney Island. And we also remember that during
the trial we were unable to.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Place the guilt where it belonged. Garnibo had to go home,
May West had a day.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And the other prisoners were not interested. So it still
remains a horrible unsolved mystery. Who killed mister X? I said,
who killed mister X?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Pardon me?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Watch those cures.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now, Uh, what could have been the motor for this crime?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Let us an allow this, mister X.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Mister X was the landlord of three apartment houses, so
you see he had no enemy. He lost every cent
in the market.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
His wife was testing him for back alimonies, and he had.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Incurable rheumatism, so there was no reason for suicide. Now
what was it? How old was Josh ninety five?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
And he did not die of old age?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Neither were you married?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
What did he have to tut with the night of
the crime? Liver?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
And it couldn't have been a heart attack?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, married, it couldn't. A pipe was full out of
his mouth and he was examined carefully.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What kind of a pipe?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
A gas pipe? Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Well, oh well a little gas never heard anyone I know.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well anyway, folks, we've had two detections working on this.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Say he checktive mel food.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Detective Melkie, you've been out on this chase a week? Yes,
what have you found?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
A found a place where you can get a pandwich
and a glass of beer for a nickels?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Mary, take down the address? So that doesn't help stows
a mystery? He chective? Plainey, what did you find I
find it? Every minute of the day someone buys a Chevrolet. Well,
now we're getting someplace, after all. That's what we're here for.
If you find anything else, plainy, yes, but the Chevrolet
has the Fisher nose off ventilations. That's great. Now all
we have to find out is who kills mister x Ya.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Why not put it in the hands of Chilllock Holmes,
who understands time.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're right, Mary, you'll get Turlock Holmes, the man who
sees all, knows all, and plays the fiddle. Hey, deck Beck,
Wait a minute, Yes, Jimmy, I hate to interrupt your mystery.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
But do you mind if I sing my song now?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, pardon me, Jimmy, I go right ahead. What are
you going to sing?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Time? Play hard Frost serename. I know that, Jimmy, I
just couldn't pronounce this, you know, play Frank.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
In the pylon of thee when the moon is shining.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
On it, every.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Creature goes through in his forty little night?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Have you.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Ever a little.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Nestable farm, a star boy.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
For a little wool?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
What hollible.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
In the paven Hari for ah.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Waiting for the magical.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Slow pied with you.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And through your.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Small lab.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
For little am a longsome f one harf.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
On you.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Eating a corner for coffee and speely.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
To be company.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Praise Lord forfen for fell off. Lord, we is heavy
for all my life for deely on the I could
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ever amy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
In the tiding other than I.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
When the mood is shining brown.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
In my little.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Of little.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I shall level forever par.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Or something.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You will be mine.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
We Wall, comeo.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Wall, that was the fast cold Aye, come by range.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
And now ladies and gentlemen, we will continue in our
mystery and get you to the residence of Sir rock Home.
Mmm mm a quarter of seven, only one more hour
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until a quarter of eight, and.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Just an hour ago it was a quarter of stick.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What a strange world. Mm hm answer that, Mary, I'm
not any Hello, Hello, Do you wanna.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Speak to Sherlock Holmes?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yes, this is Sherlock's home, but Sherlock isn't home. He's
waiting on a tase right now. Yes, he's on his glass.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Shofuse. What is a Mary?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
It's about that ten house murder of mister X. There's
about you to stop working on.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It at once.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh yes, yeah, I was expecting that case. Tell him
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Hello, get your home.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Jeff came in and said, you'll take the tape.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Tell him, mister X not worried.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Goodbye, Mary, Mary calling doctor Boxton. We have work ahead
of its.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Uh oh, mister Chilocks. Uh, I hate to ask you this,
but uh can I draw five killings to pay day?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Mmmm mm hmm that's elementary Mary?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I get at Charlock Sherlock to.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Call. Uh call doctor.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Boxton, doctor Boston, the boss launcher.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh yeh, I'm i'man oh Llocks.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Let's move Botsham nottam. We have much work ahead of it.
By the way, you've been eating herrings? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But telling you, sir Lock, how did you know it
that elementary Wotson tried. I can smell it a lot.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
You're our genius.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Bots and you're a lip boss. You know, Watson, you're
really supposed to be an englishman. Eh?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Mister Rooms got to dry? You know I like the
other dialect better. Alright?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Why do your bunk button?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We have a strange mystery to solve. Its directs the
children's tent house and we start working on the gate today. Alright,
but the publish time, Why don't you eat something?
Speaker 7 (15:32):
You're always working?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I just made some nice homemade soup.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
What kind of dou I made some chitten vegetable and noodle?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
M did you once?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Quick? Watson? The noodle? We leave. We will leave, Watson,
We leave for the Empire State Building in ten minutes.
The Empire State Building. Pack your bag and hand me
my violin. I've got a lot of thinking to do, hm,
I must think.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Say knocked when he picked up his bolins, but when
he started to play.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They screamed, why marry Wiet. I'm a sink, I'm a think,
Come Batson, A thought, yes, struck me. We must get
to the Empire State Building in a jiffy.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Why am a duffy?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
My several label gives us there just to feet and
much safer at times. Foton us. Those signs of intelligence.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You have just heard with these two famous detectives, it's
that about the Chevrolet in a quick, safe and dependable.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's elementary claning. And get out of my study, yea,
come boton Wema, hurry and by midnight we will find
the murderer.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Of mister x hold like your own Kenny, Watson, you're nuts.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Come let us away.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I just heard playing with the devil, and now we
take you to the lobby of the Empire State Building
where we meet show up homes and ducked the bush.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Telling me, sir like, why did.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It come here to the Empire State Building? What does
this got to do with them?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
As mister heck Watson, I'm surprised at you.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
While playing the violin, I made the following.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Deduction, mister Rex was killed by some gorilla.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Here in New York. Do you follow me? A gorilla
was seen climbing up the Empire State Building with a
girl in the palm of his hand, and as at
present on the tower. How do you know? I saw
the picture?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
M m.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Now, now, if he could climb up a building the
size of the Empire State, why couldn't you have climbed
up that penthouse and killed mister X.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
You mean the gorilla is King Kerry?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Of course? Of course, who else is covered with hair
like that?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
George?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But not saw?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Well he didn't go out.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, here's the elevator.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
What look ken?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We wanna go to the tower.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That's a hundred and second.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Floor boys, Yes, yes, yes, I know that uh when
way we arrived.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Sunday night, sir, m.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
You no ser much.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The elevator boy looks theever suspicious and there a family too,
I think.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So what's your name?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Son?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
My name is jim Melton.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Sir.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh sure, Jimmy. He's our tenor of boxing. Say Jimmy,
I hate to ask you this, but did you uh
did you kill mister Wragg?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Not like yim, I didn't kill him, my lady killer?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
H m hm quick boxing the needle how and cut
out those jokes. M Well, we have two days in
this elevator. Two days. Mmm mmm, i'm'a keep my mind occupied.
Mm hand me my saxophone. That was stormy weather. Fuck
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view through the court of sail of the treble lame
over company.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I didn't second floor all out?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Sunday got here quick. I'll be careful. Wots them. I'm
very quiet, very quiet. But he follow me around the.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Edge of the room.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
We must use our wits and track him and fell
a King Kong. It's the biggest preacher you've ever seen.
He eats elephants like you eat salami. Most of that's elementary.
Some some follow me. The drummer just dropped the cymbal, Frank,
keep the boy quiet whatever at the moment bought him.
(21:27):
Don't move.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
It's short dark up here.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Why didn't you come up him to de time?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Quiet quiet, go ahead, I'm right behind.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
You, i'd i'd should not be behind you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
What's look?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
You're careful, kevery m You see.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That figure standing games at doorways? Yes, you clok.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Somebody is handing him some money.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Oh, that's how he's fit here here here, here runs
this building.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And he's collecting the rooms.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Hollow.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ah, you're wrong again, wrong again, But.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But there's a select at King Kong. He's here alright.
Keep down, box them.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You mustn't see us.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Be careful, turn up.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I think you hear us flat and box them and
don't let him get away. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
O'clock. You gotta girl right in the palm of his hands.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It looks like Mary Livingstone.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Wait wait, it is very yeah, Verry, Marry.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What are you doing there with King Kong?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
There's something in his eyes that makes me realize you
got me in.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
The palms all of his Marry up. We m'a rescue.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
We must rescue Mary from that Brooks. I'm not afraid
of 'em.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Hey, King Kong, what's the idea of climbing buildings and
carrying women with you?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
It us with fort and I just love the fresh air.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Is that, King Kong? I'll get him. Wait, wait, boxing
at me be a trick. I look here, Tongue, you've
been climbing buildings, ragging people out of their beds and
murdering them. M m did you climb up to the
penthouse on Park Avenue and kill mister w Rect?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No? You lie?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
You did ms boring the murder mister Wrect?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Why you're big enough to eat him alive?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Well, I did have extra breakfast stem then you uh,
then you.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Admit that you killed him?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
No, no, no, no more.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Take 'em away, hang 'em away, butt them?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Goodbye, Mary, I'm sorry I can't play with you anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Goodbye.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Calling him come up against.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Some Well, well it didn't take as long to get him,
he did it? But them?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, ah h h.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's me a voice of the shadow. What do you want?
You would think you've got the murderer?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeh h, Well, King Tong.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Did not kill miss? Then who did?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Miss?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Ladies and gentlemen, this mystery will be continued next Friday night.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But there's no mystery about the Chevrolet mover car it.
But let's buying an arc to day in the nation.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Choice, lay frank, if.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's all we got, the mother.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Were personal monicle.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
They looked so place with our just money.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Say he didn't have a little seven.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
I don't got along there having all the other am.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The where we used to get married. You there and
no one and there in a little second nd no.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
End and we got down that friends, they grow mammy
back a.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Day a wedding day.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
You may when we thought we never b.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I didn't do her a whisper.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
You're a blame for you to die.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Say all your kid myself.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Like a sip for we belong it from Bay.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
You can't buy me in that little second hand.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Whenever you see or hear the figures four forty five
fob Factory, always think, my friends of Chevrolet, of the
new Chevrolet Standard six, the car that made four hundred
forty five dollars famous, of the smart past stepping Chevrolet
that gave a new meaning to four forty five by
giving so many wonderful new features for that wonderful load
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fight A Fisher body, a big comfortable interior, Fisher, no grass, ventilation,
safety plate, wingshield grass an octane selected, a lord of
the Road shafty that rides smoothly and steadily, and a
six cylinder valve and head engine that's not only one
of the snappiest on the road, but whistle of this gum.
(27:41):
Chevrolet Standard six owners report gasoline mileages as high as
twenty six miles to the gallon, and nearly all of
them are getting between eighteen.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
And twenty four, depending on how they drive.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So if you have a minimum of money to spend
a new car and want that money to do you
the most goods, to bring you the most fun and
the greatest savings in return, save with a new Chevallet
Standard six, the big general value that made four hundred
forty five dollars stamous.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Bad folks.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
This can close Our program for the night is sure
listen the next Staday.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Time figure out for yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Who kills mister f Mary marry hand me my violin?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Mm hmmm mmmm I must sing yeah a a a
night folks, Good night.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
This is a national broadcast team company.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Better w who are as you will
The Chevalet programs starring Jack Funny with Frank Black as
his officer. Frank Black opens the program with Charlie's Holmes.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's week.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Throughout the United States, a series of big.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Telepo posters are going up on the billboard.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Reading every minute someone buys a new Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Watch for these new signs, my friends, and bear in
mind when you see them. There are signs of better time.
There's signs of.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Bigger business for the world's largest builder of motor cars. Also,
they're sure signs that the one best buy in the
low tide steel must be Chevrolets. America certainly wouldn't buy
Chevrolets at the astonishing rate of one every minute unless
Chevrolet were the one best buy at its price.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And that's exactly what it is. The only car, and
it's steel with a Fisher body, the only one with Fisher,
no draft ventilations, with a cushion balanced engine, knobby with
a time proved six cylinder power plant, a start rator,
an arcane selector, and no other full size car in
the world is so economical on gas and oil and
upkeep or are so dependable. In view of all these things,
(01:36):
do you wonder why every minute, someone buys a new Chevrolet.
(02:12):
And now Jack Bemmick Hellosa More is your New York correspondent,
Jack Benny the earth Galloper coming to you with all
the late news reports from the courtesy of the Weekly Ward,
the news that brings out all the dirt. Okay, Frank,
Let's go, thank you? Uh Chicago, Illinois World Fare gets
off the good start with many notables the arriving.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Daily to represent their respective country.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Sam Into will represent Greed, Jimmy Walker will represent France,
and Black Archester will represent Russia Scotland and Terry Lauder.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Co od Jack Jack's another wire?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Jesson? All right, what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Marry quick will, says Chicago.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Man's he suggested representing Tan Sylvan.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Merry go away? Will you please Bombay India? Mm more.
Gandy News The Happily.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Gandy finished its twenty one day FATS and is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now wearing a cigar band when last scene he was
mistaken for a Panatella Babylon Long Island man and wife
discovered here with sixteen children. George found dead on soup
over Worsday.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know a special cable is Fat Franks Buck and
Jimmy Walker will sail for America. Short meet Buck will
bring him back alive, and Walker will bring him back
a wife class goows cotton Glassgow, Scotland. Harry Lawder, also
sailing for America. Local citizens give him big blowout by
putting tack in his rear.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Tire's pretty good for Scotland and now, folks. We have
also added a want add column to our paper as
we cannot exist on circulation alone, so take down these
addresses if you are interested. Traveling salesman wanted must be
familiar with traveling salesmanships, Farmers and farmers.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Daughters Address box four eighty two. This paper wandered. Thirty
chorus girls apply Minski Theater, New York. Wandered three more
chorus girls apply to Melton Black and Bennie.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Got you in on this right him for sale Baby
Grand Piano by Lady with electric attachment. Girls wanted to
knit sweaters for cats Bloomberg and Riley. The boys must
be cold.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Woman fifty five will played a pickinee dog in a
canary for slightly used husband realizes mistakes Address RFD.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
For pump Handle, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Female Health water good secretary.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
If good looking, don't have to be so good yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Can I read one?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Go ahead, Mary watered.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Good massive ceremony for Chevrolet's.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Program, Graham Wander Howard Claney to say something about Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh, yes, you'll find the Chevrolet, says you. On Oil
guests play say don't wait for this, play don't wait.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
At listener, Black, thank you. That was my dollars from
(07:16):
the Vanities, played by Frank Black and his orchestra. And now,
ladies and gentlemen, we continue with our penthouse murder that
was started last Friday. You all remember our terrible murder
mystery last week, Well it's terrible this week too. Who
(07:38):
killed mister X? Yes? You remember four mister w Rex
was killed in his penthouse that we could go to
night between eight o'clock and the bathroom and the only
cool found was a hot dog running away from the
stand and Coney Island. And we also remember that during
the trial we were unable to.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Place the guilt where it belonged. Garnibo had to go home,
May West had a day.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And the other prisoners were not interested. So it still
remains a horrible unsolved mystery. Who killed mister X? I said,
who killed mister X?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Pardon me?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Watch those cures.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now, Uh, what could have been the motor for this crime?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Let us an allow this, mister X.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Mister X was the landlord of three apartment houses, so
you see he had no enemy. He lost every cent
in the market.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
His wife was testing him for back alimonies, and he had.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Incurable rheumatism, so there was no reason for suicide. Now
what was it? How old was Josh ninety five?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
And he did not die of old age?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Neither were you married?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
What did he have to tut with the night of
the crime? Liver?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
And it couldn't have been a heart attack?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, married, it couldn't. A pipe was full out of
his mouth and he was examined carefully.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What kind of a pipe?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
A gas pipe? Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Well, oh well a little gas never heard anyone I know.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well anyway, folks, we've had two detections working on this.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Say he checktive mel food.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Detective Melkie, you've been out on this chase a week? Yes,
what have you found?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
A found a place where you can get a pandwich
and a glass of beer for a nickels?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Mary, take down the address? So that doesn't help stows
a mystery? He chective? Plainey, what did you find I
find it? Every minute of the day someone buys a Chevrolet. Well,
now we're getting someplace, after all. That's what we're here for.
If you find anything else, plainy, yes, but the Chevrolet
has the Fisher nose off ventilations. That's great. Now all
we have to find out is who kills mister x Ya.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Why not put it in the hands of Chilllock Holmes,
who understands time.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're right, Mary, you'll get Turlock Holmes, the man who
sees all, knows all, and plays the fiddle. Hey, deck Beck,
Wait a minute, Yes, Jimmy, I hate to interrupt your mystery.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
But do you mind if I sing my song now?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, pardon me, Jimmy, I go right ahead. What are
you going to sing?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Time? Play hard Frost serename. I know that, Jimmy, I
just couldn't pronounce this, you know, play Frank.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
In the pylon of thee when the moon is shining.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
On it, every.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Creature goes through in his forty little night?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Have you.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Ever a little.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Nestable farm, a star boy.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
For a little wool?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
What hollible.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
In the paven Hari for ah.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Waiting for the magical.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Slow pied with you.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And through your.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Small lab.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
For little am a longsome f one harf.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
On you.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Eating a corner for coffee and speely.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
To be company.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Praise Lord forfen for fell off. Lord, we is heavy
for all my life for deely on the I could
(12:14):
ever amy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
In the tiding other than I.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
When the mood is shining brown.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
In my little.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Of little.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I shall level forever par.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Or something.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You will be mine.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
We Wall, comeo.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Wall, that was the fast cold Aye, come by range.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
And now ladies and gentlemen, we will continue in our
mystery and get you to the residence of Sir rock Home.
Mmm mm a quarter of seven, only one more hour
(13:49):
until a quarter of eight, and.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Just an hour ago it was a quarter of stick.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What a strange world. Mm hm answer that, Mary, I'm
not any Hello, Hello, Do you wanna.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Speak to Sherlock Holmes?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yes, this is Sherlock's home, but Sherlock isn't home. He's
waiting on a tase right now. Yes, he's on his glass.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Shofuse. What is a Mary?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
It's about that ten house murder of mister X. There's
about you to stop working on.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It at once.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh yes, yeah, I was expecting that case. Tell him
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Hello, get your home.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Jeff came in and said, you'll take the tape.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Tell him, mister X not worried.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Goodbye, Mary, Mary calling doctor Boxton. We have work ahead
of its.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Uh oh, mister Chilocks. Uh, I hate to ask you this,
but uh can I draw five killings to pay day?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Mmmm mm hmm that's elementary Mary?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I get at Charlock Sherlock to.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Call. Uh call doctor.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Boxton, doctor Boston, the boss launcher.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh yeh, I'm i'man oh Llocks.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Let's move Botsham nottam. We have much work ahead of it.
By the way, you've been eating herrings? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But telling you, sir Lock, how did you know it
that elementary Wotson tried. I can smell it a lot.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
You're our genius.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Bots and you're a lip boss. You know, Watson, you're
really supposed to be an englishman. Eh?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Mister Rooms got to dry? You know I like the
other dialect better. Alright?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Why do your bunk button?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We have a strange mystery to solve. Its directs the
children's tent house and we start working on the gate today. Alright,
but the publish time, Why don't you eat something?
Speaker 7 (15:32):
You're always working?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I just made some nice homemade soup.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
What kind of dou I made some chitten vegetable and noodle?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
M did you once?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Quick? Watson? The noodle? We leave. We will leave, Watson,
We leave for the Empire State Building in ten minutes.
The Empire State Building. Pack your bag and hand me
my violin. I've got a lot of thinking to do, hm,
I must think.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Say knocked when he picked up his bolins, but when
he started to play.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They screamed, why marry Wiet. I'm a sink, I'm a think,
Come Batson, A thought, yes, struck me. We must get
to the Empire State Building in a jiffy.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Why am a duffy?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
My several label gives us there just to feet and
much safer at times. Foton us. Those signs of intelligence.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You have just heard with these two famous detectives, it's
that about the Chevrolet in a quick, safe and dependable.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's elementary claning. And get out of my study, yea,
come boton Wema, hurry and by midnight we will find
the murderer.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Of mister x hold like your own Kenny, Watson, you're nuts.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Come let us away.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I just heard playing with the devil, and now we
take you to the lobby of the Empire State Building
where we meet show up homes and ducked the bush.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Telling me, sir like, why did.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It come here to the Empire State Building? What does
this got to do with them?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
As mister heck Watson, I'm surprised at you.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
While playing the violin, I made the following.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Deduction, mister Rex was killed by some gorilla.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Here in New York. Do you follow me? A gorilla
was seen climbing up the Empire State Building with a
girl in the palm of his hand, and as at
present on the tower. How do you know? I saw
the picture?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
M m.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Now, now, if he could climb up a building the
size of the Empire State, why couldn't you have climbed
up that penthouse and killed mister X.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
You mean the gorilla is King Kerry?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Of course? Of course, who else is covered with hair
like that?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
George?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But not saw?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Well he didn't go out.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, here's the elevator.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
What look ken?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We wanna go to the tower.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That's a hundred and second.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Floor boys, Yes, yes, yes, I know that uh when
way we arrived.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Sunday night, sir, m.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
You no ser much.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The elevator boy looks theever suspicious and there a family too,
I think.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So what's your name?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Son?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
My name is jim Melton.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Sir.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh sure, Jimmy. He's our tenor of boxing. Say Jimmy,
I hate to ask you this, but did you uh
did you kill mister Wragg?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Not like yim, I didn't kill him, my lady killer?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
H m hm quick boxing the needle how and cut
out those jokes. M Well, we have two days in
this elevator. Two days. Mmm mmm, i'm'a keep my mind occupied.
Mm hand me my saxophone. That was stormy weather. Fuck
(20:50):
view through the court of sail of the treble lame
over company.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I didn't second floor all out?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Sunday got here quick. I'll be careful. Wots them. I'm
very quiet, very quiet. But he follow me around the.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Edge of the room.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
We must use our wits and track him and fell
a King Kong. It's the biggest preacher you've ever seen.
He eats elephants like you eat salami. Most of that's elementary.
Some some follow me. The drummer just dropped the cymbal, Frank,
keep the boy quiet whatever at the moment bought him.
(21:27):
Don't move.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
It's short dark up here.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Why didn't you come up him to de time?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Quiet quiet, go ahead, I'm right behind.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
You, i'd i'd should not be behind you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
What's look?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
You're careful, kevery m You see.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That figure standing games at doorways? Yes, you clok.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Somebody is handing him some money.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Oh, that's how he's fit here here here, here runs
this building.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And he's collecting the rooms.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Hollow.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ah, you're wrong again, wrong again, But.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But there's a select at King Kong. He's here alright.
Keep down, box them.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You mustn't see us.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Be careful, turn up.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I think you hear us flat and box them and
don't let him get away. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
O'clock. You gotta girl right in the palm of his hands.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It looks like Mary Livingstone.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Wait wait, it is very yeah, Verry, Marry.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What are you doing there with King Kong?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
There's something in his eyes that makes me realize you
got me in.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
The palms all of his Marry up. We m'a rescue.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
We must rescue Mary from that Brooks. I'm not afraid
of 'em.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Hey, King Kong, what's the idea of climbing buildings and
carrying women with you?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
It us with fort and I just love the fresh air.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Is that, King Kong? I'll get him. Wait, wait, boxing
at me be a trick. I look here, Tongue, you've
been climbing buildings, ragging people out of their beds and
murdering them. M m did you climb up to the
penthouse on Park Avenue and kill mister w Rect?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No? You lie?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
You did ms boring the murder mister Wrect?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Why you're big enough to eat him alive?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Well, I did have extra breakfast stem then you uh,
then you.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Admit that you killed him?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
No, no, no, no more.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Take 'em away, hang 'em away, butt them?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Goodbye, Mary, I'm sorry I can't play with you anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Goodbye.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Calling him come up against.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Some Well, well it didn't take as long to get him,
he did it? But them?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, ah h h.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's me a voice of the shadow. What do you want?
You would think you've got the murderer?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeh h, Well, King Tong.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Did not kill miss? Then who did?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Miss?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Ladies and gentlemen, this mystery will be continued next Friday night.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But there's no mystery about the Chevrolet mover car it.
But let's buying an arc to day in the nation.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Choice, lay frank, if.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's all we got, the mother.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Were personal monicle.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
They looked so place with our just money.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Say he didn't have a little seven.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
I don't got along there having all the other am.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The where we used to get married. You there and
no one and there in a little second nd no.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
End and we got down that friends, they grow mammy
back a.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Day a wedding day.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
You may when we thought we never b.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I didn't do her a whisper.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
You're a blame for you to die.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Say all your kid myself.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Like a sip for we belong it from Bay.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
You can't buy me in that little second hand.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Whenever you see or hear the figures four forty five
fob Factory, always think, my friends of Chevrolet, of the
new Chevrolet Standard six, the car that made four hundred
forty five dollars famous, of the smart past stepping Chevrolet
that gave a new meaning to four forty five by
giving so many wonderful new features for that wonderful load
(27:21):
fight A Fisher body, a big comfortable interior, Fisher, no grass, ventilation,
safety plate, wingshield grass an octane selected, a lord of
the Road shafty that rides smoothly and steadily, and a
six cylinder valve and head engine that's not only one
of the snappiest on the road, but whistle of this gum.
(27:41):
Chevrolet Standard six owners report gasoline mileages as high as
twenty six miles to the gallon, and nearly all of
them are getting between eighteen.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
And twenty four, depending on how they drive.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So if you have a minimum of money to spend
a new car and want that money to do you
the most goods, to bring you the most fun and
the greatest savings in return, save with a new Chevallet
Standard six, the big general value that made four hundred
forty five dollars stamous.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Bad folks.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
This can close Our program for the night is sure
listen the next Staday.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Time figure out for yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Who kills mister f Mary marry hand me my violin?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Mm hmmm mmmm I must sing yeah a a a
night folks, Good night.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
This is a national broadcast team company.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Better w who are as you will
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