May 18, 2025 • 22 mins
• Mr. Worldwide status with listeners from the Netherlands, Iran, and the Virgin Islands
• More Mars colonization questions about water, supplies, and how workers will build infrastructure
• Confession about secretly ordering McDonald's via Uber Eats
• Discussion about summer ending for kids and childhood memories of gymnastics camp
• Digital photo storage problems with over 10,000 photos on her phone
• The surprising history of photography dating back to 400 BC
• Encounter with a four-foot rat snake lounging on her front porch
• Bachelorette parties gone wild with nude male models for drawing classes
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
What's up everyone.
Welcome to episode 20 ofJennaPod.
I'm Jennifer.
Today is Saturday, may 17th2025.
It already feels like themiddle of summer.
In Nashville Someone from theNetherlands listened to an
(00:33):
episode.
Hey you, I forgot if Imentioned, but someone from Iran
also downloaded an episode.
I was talking to my Navy SEALfriend at the gym a lot about
that.
Now I also did see the VirginIslands show up and I assume
(00:53):
that was my old co-worker,danelle.
Hey, old work bestie, she anisland girly.
So, like Pitbull, I am MrWorldwide.
So, like Pitbull, I am MrWorldwide.
Update on Mars.
I saw a tweet this week thatsaid seismic data suggests Mars
could have an ocean's worth ofwater beneath its surface.
(01:16):
So that's cool.
Like we gonna dig, we gonna getsome ocean water and then
filter it into drinking waterand for some hot showers.
But again, until that mechanismis invented, how many bottles
of water are being shipped upfor these workers building all
(01:40):
the shit on Mars man?
I could ask a lot of dumbquestions to Elon about all of
this, but this is how my brainworks.
Okay, we need toilet paper, weneed food, we need medicine.
Maybe they build a Costco Sam'ssituation first.
(02:00):
Well, are robots going to buildeverything?
That kind of sounds can webreathe on Mars?
Maybe I should have Googledthat first I.
Are robots going to buildeverything?
That kind of sounds can webreathe on Mars?
Maybe I should have googledthat first.
I don't even know.
Is it people telling robotswhat to do?
Are the robots smart enough tobuild it?
I'm just saying we probablycould see some good old
blue-collared workers up therealso building shit.
(02:23):
They'd just be needing theirthermoses of coffee or Mountain
Dew to get the day started.
I joke, but really I have somany questions on the logistics
of Mars colonization.
Does anyone know a place wherethey update this information?
I need to go to a Mars pressconference to ask questions.
(02:47):
Get a press pass, bitch.
If hearing the name Ben Afflecktriggers you, I'm sorry.
You know who you are.
I have mentioned Ben Affleckmaybe three times on this
podcast.
Well, this will be the fourth.
If you remember my talk aboutthe movie Armageddon, I think
(03:09):
that was two different episodes.
So, again, sorry.
We will never forget what hedid to Batman.
I recently listened to hisinterview on Theo Vaughn's
podcast.
I liked it, but the Jennifersdo tend to like Ben Affleck.
Heyo, hashtag, two ex-wivesnamed Jennifer.
(03:34):
Okay, confession, feeling veryvulnerable, I ate McDonald's
this week and I loved it.
I'm loving it.
Is that the tagline?
I'm loving it, whatever it'snot when you're here, your
family.
That's Applebee's, or is thatOlive Garden, I don't know.
(03:54):
So McDonald's didn't make mesick.
I've had it only one other timethis year.
Those stats aren't bad.
I've been eating so well moreprotein than I ever have, thanks
to the air fryer.
Oh, and the worst part about itwas the delivery person.
(04:17):
Yes, I ordered it on Uber Eatsbecause I'm a piece of shit.
I could walk to McDonald's frommy home Anywho.
The delivery person took it tomy neighbor's house, who we are
very good friends with, and theyhave a ring camera.
So I embarrassingly walked up,saluted the camera and went on
(04:43):
the walk of shame back to my ownhome Neighbor.
Kyle clocked it and I assumehis cell phone pinged, because
then we got a group text andthen my husband was out of town
and he was like, why did you getUber Eats?
And I was sitting theresweating, hoping he didn't ask
(05:04):
me from where I ordered.
I think the issue is I saw areel on Instagram about making a
homemade crunch wrap supreme,and then I kept daydreaming
about three crunchy tacosupremes.
Listen, if the algorithm showsme a tasty fast food treato, I
(05:27):
can't help that this isZuckerberg's fault.
So then, for 24 hours, all Iwas thinking about was Taco Bell
.
So I ended up with a quarterpounder large fries and a large
Coke.
Sue me, at least I wasn'teating it in my car, hiding it
(05:50):
from my husband.
We've all been there.
Okay, some of you haven't, butthis is a safe space for treato
car snacks.
So should you eat fast food allthe time?
No, ma'am, no sir.
But I'll also blame my parents,because your girl lived on
(06:10):
Happy Meals growing up 10 out of10.
And all the toys Get out ofhere.
They were awesome.
Does anyone have a shameful foodconfession this week?
I know a mom that ate half atub of French onion dip on
Mother's Day.
That is my dream meal.
(06:32):
Bag of Lay's French onion dip,two liter of Coke that will get
you as good as the hot chicken,if you know.
You know, parents, are youpanicking, school being almost
out Around these Nashville parts?
The kiddos have one more week,I think.
(06:53):
But it's so different now.
There's like testing and theyjust leave school.
We just like went to schooluntil the last day.
You know you really didn't doanything, but we weren't allowed
to leave.
I feel like my Ohio people.
Maybe it's two weeks more andthe camps now.
Finding camps for your kids isa full-time job.
(07:17):
I saw a video on Instagramearlier about how parents take
advantage of every singlevacation.
Bible school Doesn't matter thereligion, they're just like.
Here we go.
I never went to daily summercamps because my mom normally
worked first shift and my dadworked second shift, so I always
(07:39):
had coverage.
I mentioned up until 12, I wasa gymnast, but my whole
childhood my dad owned agymnastics facility and I was
there all the time.
I did go to a week-longgymnastics camp until I was 12,
and it was traumatizing.
(08:00):
It wasn't fun.
It wasn't fun.
Our coach went with us and wasvery hard on us and made us try
more advanced, terrifying skillsthat would leave me in tears.
So, yeah, I hated it.
But one year we had a skitnight and one other girl there,
(08:29):
like me, knew every single linefrom Wayne's World, so a small
group of us acted out basicallythe entire movie.
Not sure if we owe ParamountPictures or Lorne Michaels any
money.
Also, I don't know if there isany photographic evidence of
this experience.
That will have to be discoveredin one of my mom's 75 photo
(08:50):
albums.
What are we doing with photoalbums and pictures?
We doing with photo albums andpictures?
I have one tub in a closetfilled with pictures from, let's
say, 1996 to 2008.
And then everything wentdigital.
I mean, at one point we hadthem on CDs at Walgreens.
(09:11):
And then I have picture albumson Facebook from like 2007 to
2016-ish.
And right now I have 10,183pictures on my iPhone going back
to 2012.
That's 783 pics a year.
(09:33):
That doesn't seem too crazy.
65 pictures a month.
I would hire someone to organizeall my pictures and get them
digitized.
I really just need to gothrough and declutter and keep
the highlights.
I think.
Of the 10,000 pictures, 5,000of them are of Cind's, the
(09:56):
19-year-old cat that lives here.
Girlfriend has been aroundsince printable pictures.
Let me know who has the largestamount of pictures on their
phone?
My friend Kelsey once said60,000.
Do you have more than that?
And you know we just keeppaying the Apple Skynet for more
(10:20):
storage instead of being moreorganized.
Imagine explaining to theinventor of photography the
pickle he has put us in.
According to Wiki and theLibrary of Congress.
Louis-jacques-monday de Gurysorry, I never took French is
(10:42):
credited with the invention ofphotography in 1839,
specifically the daguerreotypeprocess.
I'm going to assume it'sdaguerreotype.
This process was the firstpublicly announced and
commercially viable method ofcapturing images.
(11:04):
Also a British dude namedWilliam Henry Fox Talbot why so
many names?
Who was a big pioneer inphotography, but like the oldest
dog drama we have who inventedphotography drama?
There was a third dude namedHippolyte Bayard who invented
(11:27):
his own process that produceddirect positive paper prints and
presented the world's firstpublic exhibition of photographs
on June 24, 1839, claiming tohave invented photography
earlier than the other two dudes.
I mean y'all each got aWikipedia page.
(11:51):
So everyone is tied andeveryone gets a participation
field day ribbon and everyonegets a participation field day
ribbon.
So photography was invented 186years ago and also commercially
sold that same year afterAlphonse Giraud built them,
built a camera.
(12:12):
Honestly, the more I got intothis, it's giving like like.
Well, a German astronomer saidthe word camera in 1604.
And then the history ofphotography dates back to 400 BC
, when a Chinese philosopherknown as Mozu noticed that light
(12:35):
from an illuminated object,when passed through a pinhole
onto a wall in a dark room,could create an inverted image.
So, all's to say, too muchhistory of photography.
It was too much to read on theinterwebs, so let's go through
(12:56):
the main bullet points.
In 1947, instant photographywas invented by American
physicist Dr Edward Land with aPolaroid picture.
Shake it, shake it.
In 1975, the digital camera wasinvented by either Stephen
(13:18):
Sasson or Gareth Lloyd I lovethe name, gareth where the image
was stored on a cassette tape.
That sounds insane.
In 1991, the first commercialdigital camera came into play by
Kodak.
Then, finally, in the year 2000, the first camera phone was
(13:41):
made in Japan and then ruinedsociety.
And now we have tens ofthousands of pictures on our
phone and mostly screenshots ofshit we will never buy, use or
cook.
I'm over this subject.
Please let this help someonewin a trivia night somewhere.
(14:03):
Go clean out your photos, folks.
Where are scammers getting myresume?
The scam text I received theother day said you must be 28
years and older, and it gave methe name of a company but didn't
describe what the work was.
(14:25):
It said I could work 60 to 90minutes 4 days a week and make
$1,000.
Why 28 years old?
Why 28 years old?
That's when I quit bingedrinking.
So yeah, a great, appropriateage for me to settle down and
work.
Do you all respond to scammers?
(14:46):
Our neighbors and I keepgetting texts from an Amy.
She has offered to sell ourhomes, install a pool and trim
our trees.
Amy is a go-getter.
Amy probably heads up a pyramidscheme.
I'm flattered Amy thinks I canafford a pool.
(15:08):
It probably costs an extra$50,000 to jackhammer through
the limestone here in Tennesseeto even get started.
Damn, I miss a pool.
I think I've mentioned I grewup with an in-ground pool and
summers were magic.
Now my neighbor's property doesback up to a creek and it's
(15:33):
gorgeous.
So when it's 200 degrees and200% humidity, catch me in a
chair in my crocs sipping on acold, delightful adult beverage
all summer in the creek.
Now will there be critters andbugs in the creek For sure.
(15:54):
I am not really an outdoorgirly, I am more of a patio lady
.
Now back to critters.
I know there will be crittersbecause at 6.30 am Friday
morning I opened the front doorto snag my Boost Membership
Kroger delivery order and afour-foot rat snake was just
(16:16):
chilling on one of my frontporch chairs.
I didn't notice him until I hadthe groceries in hand.
A heads up from the deliverydriver would have been cool.
I then shut the door and textedmy neighbors asking where their
indoor-outdoor cat was, becausepopcorn needed to do something
(16:38):
with this anaconda.
The snake sat in the chair fortwo hours and then slithered
away and as it was slowlyleaving I looked at my husband
and said If this fucker startsclimbing one of the pillars, I'm
calling the city non-emergencyhotline.
We think it's living in thewood pile.
(17:00):
My other neighbor has leftafter paying someone to remove
trees, so I'm sure it's anamazing hang for all the snakes
and scary spiders.
We don't have an HOA, praiseJesus.
But like I may have to set fireto that wood pile.
(17:20):
But like I may have to set fireto that wood pile, I can't wait
to see if he comes back again,just to chill.
I'll get a selfie with him andget my phone storage pictures up
to 10,184.
One of my friends from highschool and college, actually a
college roommate for two years,miss Brittany, has lived in
(17:42):
England for 20 years, maybe over20 years.
We are both 43, born two daysapart, and I know she is near
that timeline of where she'slike living over there longer
than she did in America.
We voice memo a lot and that'swhy I love voice memos, because
(18:05):
we have been able to reconnectthe past two to three years a
lot, because I don't think Iphysically have seen her in like
13 years, if I am guessingright.
Anywho, she was asking me ifAmerican bachelorette parties
have gotten out of controlbecause they have over in
(18:26):
England.
I said yes, ma'am, no longer isit one night out to dinner and
a bar.
We all know it's a $2,500weekend to Scottsdale to lay on
a penis float in a pool.
Over in England they call abachelorette party and then
(19:03):
England, ireland and Australiasay hen night.
Brittany told me a lot ofHindus go abroad to other
European countries and they areso popular there that a lot of
hotels and Airbnbs won't allowthem to book rooms.
Hotels and Airbnbs won't allowthem to book rooms.
If you have ever been todowntown Nashville, it's
(19:31):
Bachelorette Central and it's agreat place for it.
Brittany says so.
My friend let's call her Sallyis the maid of honor at this hen
do and Sally just posted adrawing of a naked man on her
Instagram stories.
Not a live, actual naked man,not a photo of a naked man, a
drawing of a naked man.
(19:53):
Brittany messaged Sally andsaid do you have a nude male
model at this bachelorette party?
And everyone is drawing him.
Sally said we do.
And I will have to say, folks,I've never heard of this.
Nothing screams last fling thansitting in a room drawing
(20:16):
someone's dong.
Gotta take that to Michael'sand get it professionally framed
.
Men, how do we feel about this?
I can't draw for shit.
So with bottomless mimosas,this sounds amazing.
It's giving Rose from Titanic.
It's also giving the October1998 SNL sketch when Will
(20:42):
Ferrell plays Terrence Maddox, areplacement model for a
sculpture class at a communitycollege.
I could go over the famousquotes from it, but I would lose
half of you.
I'd probably lose two-thirds ofyou.
Give it a Google.
It's part of his Will Ferrellbest of DVD.
(21:03):
There is a throwback sentencefor you.
Have any of my listeners been anaked model?
Have you been on a bacheloretteparty Drawing some naky dudes?
No judgment here.
I don't think young bachelorparties would want to see my
middle-aged body for a newdrawing class.
(21:26):
But you know how much does itpay asking for a friend?
Make sure you code that ARCclass on your public Venmo.
Feed you crazies.
My mother, sharon, was at itagain this week.
She got me two brand new freeoutdoor coffee tables for my
(21:47):
back patio.
Let's go.
We are day three into the ballremoval surgery from my little
German short-haired pointer andhe is doing great.
Let's go.
Isn't that annoying?
Let's go.
Thank you all for listening toepisode 20 of JennaPod.
(22:09):
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(22:31):
voice Laters.
Thank you.
What's up everyone.
Welcome to episode 20 ofJennaPod.
I'm Jennifer.
Today is Saturday, may 17th2025.
It already feels like themiddle of summer.
In Nashville Someone from theNetherlands listened to an
(00:33):
episode.
Hey you, I forgot if Imentioned, but someone from Iran
also downloaded an episode.
I was talking to my Navy SEALfriend at the gym a lot about
that.
Now I also did see the VirginIslands show up and I assume
(00:53):
that was my old co-worker,danelle.
Hey, old work bestie, she anisland girly.
So, like Pitbull, I am MrWorldwide.
So, like Pitbull, I am MrWorldwide.
Update on Mars.
I saw a tweet this week thatsaid seismic data suggests Mars
could have an ocean's worth ofwater beneath its surface.
(01:16):
So that's cool.
Like we gonna dig, we gonna getsome ocean water and then
filter it into drinking waterand for some hot showers.
But again, until that mechanismis invented, how many bottles
of water are being shipped upfor these workers building all
(01:40):
the shit on Mars man?
I could ask a lot of dumbquestions to Elon about all of
this, but this is how my brainworks.
Okay, we need toilet paper, weneed food, we need medicine.
Maybe they build a Costco Sam'ssituation first.
(02:00):
Well, are robots going to buildeverything?
That kind of sounds can webreathe on Mars?
Maybe I should have Googledthat first I.
Are robots going to buildeverything?
That kind of sounds can webreathe on Mars?
Maybe I should have googledthat first.
I don't even know.
Is it people telling robotswhat to do?
Are the robots smart enough tobuild it?
I'm just saying we probablycould see some good old
blue-collared workers up therealso building shit.
(02:23):
They'd just be needing theirthermoses of coffee or Mountain
Dew to get the day started.
I joke, but really I have somany questions on the logistics
of Mars colonization.
Does anyone know a place wherethey update this information?
I need to go to a Mars pressconference to ask questions.
(02:47):
Get a press pass, bitch.
If hearing the name Ben Afflecktriggers you, I'm sorry.
You know who you are.
I have mentioned Ben Affleckmaybe three times on this
podcast.
Well, this will be the fourth.
If you remember my talk aboutthe movie Armageddon, I think
(03:09):
that was two different episodes.
So, again, sorry.
We will never forget what hedid to Batman.
I recently listened to hisinterview on Theo Vaughn's
podcast.
I liked it, but the Jennifersdo tend to like Ben Affleck.
Heyo, hashtag, two ex-wivesnamed Jennifer.
(03:34):
Okay, confession, feeling veryvulnerable, I ate McDonald's
this week and I loved it.
I'm loving it.
Is that the tagline?
I'm loving it, whatever it'snot when you're here, your
family.
That's Applebee's, or is thatOlive Garden, I don't know.
(03:54):
So McDonald's didn't make mesick.
I've had it only one other timethis year.
Those stats aren't bad.
I've been eating so well moreprotein than I ever have, thanks
to the air fryer.
Oh, and the worst part about itwas the delivery person.
(04:17):
Yes, I ordered it on Uber Eatsbecause I'm a piece of shit.
I could walk to McDonald's frommy home Anywho.
The delivery person took it tomy neighbor's house, who we are
very good friends with, and theyhave a ring camera.
So I embarrassingly walked up,saluted the camera and went on
(04:43):
the walk of shame back to my ownhome Neighbor.
Kyle clocked it and I assumehis cell phone pinged, because
then we got a group text andthen my husband was out of town
and he was like, why did you getUber Eats?
And I was sitting theresweating, hoping he didn't ask
(05:04):
me from where I ordered.
I think the issue is I saw areel on Instagram about making a
homemade crunch wrap supreme,and then I kept daydreaming
about three crunchy tacosupremes.
Listen, if the algorithm showsme a tasty fast food treato, I
(05:27):
can't help that this isZuckerberg's fault.
So then, for 24 hours, all Iwas thinking about was Taco Bell
.
So I ended up with a quarterpounder large fries and a large
Coke.
Sue me, at least I wasn'teating it in my car, hiding it
(05:50):
from my husband.
We've all been there.
Okay, some of you haven't, butthis is a safe space for treato
car snacks.
So should you eat fast food allthe time?
No, ma'am, no sir.
But I'll also blame my parents,because your girl lived on
(06:10):
Happy Meals growing up 10 out of10.
And all the toys Get out ofhere.
They were awesome.
Does anyone have a shameful foodconfession this week?
I know a mom that ate half atub of French onion dip on
Mother's Day.
That is my dream meal.
(06:32):
Bag of Lay's French onion dip,two liter of Coke that will get
you as good as the hot chicken,if you know.
You know, parents, are youpanicking, school being almost
out Around these Nashville parts?
The kiddos have one more week,I think.
(06:53):
But it's so different now.
There's like testing and theyjust leave school.
We just like went to schooluntil the last day.
You know you really didn't doanything, but we weren't allowed
to leave.
I feel like my Ohio people.
Maybe it's two weeks more andthe camps now.
Finding camps for your kids isa full-time job.
(07:17):
I saw a video on Instagramearlier about how parents take
advantage of every singlevacation.
Bible school Doesn't matter thereligion, they're just like.
Here we go.
I never went to daily summercamps because my mom normally
worked first shift and my dadworked second shift, so I always
(07:39):
had coverage.
I mentioned up until 12, I wasa gymnast, but my whole
childhood my dad owned agymnastics facility and I was
there all the time.
I did go to a week-longgymnastics camp until I was 12,
and it was traumatizing.
(08:00):
It wasn't fun.
It wasn't fun.
Our coach went with us and wasvery hard on us and made us try
more advanced, terrifying skillsthat would leave me in tears.
So, yeah, I hated it.
But one year we had a skitnight and one other girl there,
(08:29):
like me, knew every single linefrom Wayne's World, so a small
group of us acted out basicallythe entire movie.
Not sure if we owe ParamountPictures or Lorne Michaels any
money.
Also, I don't know if there isany photographic evidence of
this experience.
That will have to be discoveredin one of my mom's 75 photo
(08:50):
albums.
What are we doing with photoalbums and pictures?
We doing with photo albums andpictures?
I have one tub in a closetfilled with pictures from, let's
say, 1996 to 2008.
And then everything wentdigital.
I mean, at one point we hadthem on CDs at Walgreens.
(09:11):
And then I have picture albumson Facebook from like 2007 to
2016-ish.
And right now I have 10,183pictures on my iPhone going back
to 2012.
That's 783 pics a year.
(09:33):
That doesn't seem too crazy.
65 pictures a month.
I would hire someone to organizeall my pictures and get them
digitized.
I really just need to gothrough and declutter and keep
the highlights.
I think.
Of the 10,000 pictures, 5,000of them are of Cind's, the
(09:56):
19-year-old cat that lives here.
Girlfriend has been aroundsince printable pictures.
Let me know who has the largestamount of pictures on their
phone?
My friend Kelsey once said60,000.
Do you have more than that?
And you know we just keeppaying the Apple Skynet for more
(10:20):
storage instead of being moreorganized.
Imagine explaining to theinventor of photography the
pickle he has put us in.
According to Wiki and theLibrary of Congress.
Louis-jacques-monday de Gurysorry, I never took French is
(10:42):
credited with the invention ofphotography in 1839,
specifically the daguerreotypeprocess.
I'm going to assume it'sdaguerreotype.
This process was the firstpublicly announced and
commercially viable method ofcapturing images.
(11:04):
Also a British dude namedWilliam Henry Fox Talbot why so
many names?
Who was a big pioneer inphotography, but like the oldest
dog drama we have who inventedphotography drama?
There was a third dude namedHippolyte Bayard who invented
(11:27):
his own process that produceddirect positive paper prints and
presented the world's firstpublic exhibition of photographs
on June 24, 1839, claiming tohave invented photography
earlier than the other two dudes.
I mean y'all each got aWikipedia page.
(11:51):
So everyone is tied andeveryone gets a participation
field day ribbon and everyonegets a participation field day
ribbon.
So photography was invented 186years ago and also commercially
sold that same year afterAlphonse Giraud built them,
built a camera.
(12:12):
Honestly, the more I got intothis, it's giving like like.
Well, a German astronomer saidthe word camera in 1604.
And then the history ofphotography dates back to 400 BC
, when a Chinese philosopherknown as Mozu noticed that light
(12:35):
from an illuminated object,when passed through a pinhole
onto a wall in a dark room,could create an inverted image.
So, all's to say, too muchhistory of photography.
It was too much to read on theinterwebs, so let's go through
(12:56):
the main bullet points.
In 1947, instant photographywas invented by American
physicist Dr Edward Land with aPolaroid picture.
Shake it, shake it.
In 1975, the digital camera wasinvented by either Stephen
(13:18):
Sasson or Gareth Lloyd I lovethe name, gareth where the image
was stored on a cassette tape.
That sounds insane.
In 1991, the first commercialdigital camera came into play by
Kodak.
Then, finally, in the year 2000, the first camera phone was
(13:41):
made in Japan and then ruinedsociety.
And now we have tens ofthousands of pictures on our
phone and mostly screenshots ofshit we will never buy, use or
cook.
I'm over this subject.
Please let this help someonewin a trivia night somewhere.
(14:03):
Go clean out your photos, folks.
Where are scammers getting myresume?
The scam text I received theother day said you must be 28
years and older, and it gave methe name of a company but didn't
describe what the work was.
(14:25):
It said I could work 60 to 90minutes 4 days a week and make
$1,000.
Why 28 years old?
Why 28 years old?
That's when I quit bingedrinking.
So yeah, a great, appropriateage for me to settle down and
work.
Do you all respond to scammers?
(14:46):
Our neighbors and I keepgetting texts from an Amy.
She has offered to sell ourhomes, install a pool and trim
our trees.
Amy is a go-getter.
Amy probably heads up a pyramidscheme.
I'm flattered Amy thinks I canafford a pool.
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It probably costs an extra$50,000 to jackhammer through
the limestone here in Tennesseeto even get started.
Damn, I miss a pool.
I think I've mentioned I grewup with an in-ground pool and
summers were magic.
Now my neighbor's property doesback up to a creek and it's
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gorgeous.
So when it's 200 degrees and200% humidity, catch me in a
chair in my crocs sipping on acold, delightful adult beverage
all summer in the creek.
Now will there be critters andbugs in the creek For sure.
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I am not really an outdoorgirly, I am more of a patio lady
.
Now back to critters.
I know there will be crittersbecause at 6.30 am Friday
morning I opened the front doorto snag my Boost Membership
Kroger delivery order and afour-foot rat snake was just
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chilling on one of my frontporch chairs.
I didn't notice him until I hadthe groceries in hand.
A heads up from the deliverydriver would have been cool.
I then shut the door and textedmy neighbors asking where their
indoor-outdoor cat was, becausepopcorn needed to do something
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with this anaconda.
The snake sat in the chair fortwo hours and then slithered
away and as it was slowlyleaving I looked at my husband
and said If this fucker startsclimbing one of the pillars, I'm
calling the city non-emergencyhotline.
We think it's living in thewood pile.
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My other neighbor has leftafter paying someone to remove
trees, so I'm sure it's anamazing hang for all the snakes
and scary spiders.
We don't have an HOA, praiseJesus.
But like I may have to set fireto that wood pile.
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But like I may have to set fireto that wood pile, I can't wait
to see if he comes back again,just to chill.
I'll get a selfie with him andget my phone storage pictures up
to 10,184.
One of my friends from highschool and college, actually a
college roommate for two years,miss Brittany, has lived in
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England for 20 years, maybe over20 years.
We are both 43, born two daysapart, and I know she is near
that timeline of where she'slike living over there longer
than she did in America.
We voice memo a lot and that'swhy I love voice memos, because
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we have been able to reconnectthe past two to three years a
lot, because I don't think Iphysically have seen her in like
13 years, if I am guessingright.
Anywho, she was asking me ifAmerican bachelorette parties
have gotten out of controlbecause they have over in
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England.
I said yes, ma'am, no longer isit one night out to dinner and
a bar.
We all know it's a $2,500weekend to Scottsdale to lay on
a penis float in a pool.
Over in England they call abachelorette party and then
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England, ireland and Australiasay hen night.
Brittany told me a lot ofHindus go abroad to other
European countries and they areso popular there that a lot of
hotels and Airbnbs won't allowthem to book rooms.
Hotels and Airbnbs won't allowthem to book rooms.
If you have ever been todowntown Nashville, it's
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Bachelorette Central and it's agreat place for it.
Brittany says so.
My friend let's call her Sallyis the maid of honor at this hen
do and Sally just posted adrawing of a naked man on her
Instagram stories.
Not a live, actual naked man,not a photo of a naked man, a
drawing of a naked man.
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Brittany messaged Sally andsaid do you have a nude male
model at this bachelorette party?
And everyone is drawing him.
Sally said we do.
And I will have to say, folks,I've never heard of this.
Nothing screams last fling thansitting in a room drawing
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someone's dong.
Gotta take that to Michael'sand get it professionally framed
.
Men, how do we feel about this?
I can't draw for shit.
So with bottomless mimosas,this sounds amazing.
It's giving Rose from Titanic.
It's also giving the October1998 SNL sketch when Will
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Ferrell plays Terrence Maddox, areplacement model for a
sculpture class at a communitycollege.
I could go over the famousquotes from it, but I would lose
half of you.
I'd probably lose two-thirds ofyou.
Give it a Google.
It's part of his Will Ferrellbest of DVD.
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There is a throwback sentencefor you.
Have any of my listeners been anaked model?
Have you been on a bacheloretteparty Drawing some naky dudes?
No judgment here.
I don't think young bachelorparties would want to see my
middle-aged body for a newdrawing class.
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But you know how much does itpay asking for a friend?
Make sure you code that ARCclass on your public Venmo.
Feed you crazies.
My mother, sharon, was at itagain this week.
She got me two brand new freeoutdoor coffee tables for my
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back patio.
Let's go.
We are day three into the ballremoval surgery from my little
German short-haired pointer andhe is doing great.
Let's go.
Isn't that annoying?
Let's go.
Thank you all for listening toepisode 20 of JennaPod.
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Your support is beyondappreciated.
I hope everyone has a greatweek.
Jennapod is directed, producedand edited by me, your girl,
jennifer.
Please rate, review andsubscribe to this on Apple
Podcasts, spotify or whereveryou are listening to my lovely
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Thank you.
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