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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, I really need you to hurry up and get
out of there. I have to get ready to you
know what, I don't have time for this. If you're
(00:23):
not going to listen, then I'm just gonna come inside.
I seriously can't wait any longer. You're telling me to leave.
I don't have to go anywhere. This isn't even your place,
(00:48):
and you're the one telling me to get out. Somebody's
gotten a little too comfortable sleeping over here every weekend.
You are so spoiled. Yeah, I can tell you're in
(01:08):
the air, but I'm kind of in a rush to
It's not my fault that you decided to get ready
at the same time as me. You have to be somewhere.
Uh huh, so what I do too. I'm not even
(01:37):
going to look at you. I'm not I'm serious. I
don't know what's going through that little out of yours,
but I'm not into you like that. See, I'm not
even turning my head towards you. You're the only one
(02:02):
getting these ideas. It's really not like that, dummy, especially
since you're my brother's friend and I wouldn't want to
deal with the shit he'd give me. It's definitely not
(02:22):
worth the trouble. And that's if I was even interested
in you, which, like I said, I'm not. You're not
my type. How long have you even been in there?
(02:45):
It seriously can't take that long? What are you doing?
I'm not peeking? Can you relax? I seriously could not
care less about seeing you in there? How long have
(03:07):
we known each other? Now, well, I mean kind of
known each other. That's not the point. We've kind of
known each other for quite a long time. And if
I was interested in you, I would have done something
(03:31):
about it by now. Uh huh, Really, I promise you've
just you've been in there so long and I'm short
(03:52):
on time today. Okay, so how about this. I'm just
gonna do my thing over here at the sink, maybe
wash my face or something to at least get a
little bit done, and you better be done with your
(04:13):
shower by the time that I'm done, because I know
you like to take your sweet time. And I bet
if I didn't say anything, you wouldn't be in there
for at least another half hour. No, I wasn't keeping track.
(04:37):
I don't trying you when you shower something weird like that,
But it's kind of hard not to notice when you're
here every weekend and you take the longest showers out
of everybody in the house. Ah, what was that? Why
(05:01):
did you just make that sound? What did I make
the water too hot for you? Well, you know this
place is on the older side, and it kind of
does that when someone else turns on a faucet. Oh,
(05:22):
come on, I did not burn you. It cannot be
that hot. It'll be fine, unless do you need me
to join you in there and kiss it better for you? No,
(05:43):
I'm not doing that. I'm sorry. I need this water too.
You should just turn down that knob of yours. No,
I'm not doing this on purpose. You really think everything
I do is about you? You know what? Whatever, If
(06:09):
you want to believe that, then it's fine. Is my
brother awake yet? Do you know? Of course he's probably
gonna be a sleep for a while. He's such a
(06:30):
deep sleeper. And are you just leaving as soon as
you hop out of the shower. And is this Biola
clothes right here on the toilet what you're gonna be
wearing today? No? Nothing, nothing. I didn't say it was bad.
(06:54):
It looks good, especially never mind one, I'm just a
little curious. I'm just looking. What am I not allowed
to look? You are going to be wearing this out right,
(07:22):
so I'm gonna get to see it anyway. So what
are you gonna do about it? Then? Is it a crime?
Do I want to see you in this nice shirt?
I don't think I've ever seen you wear a dress
shirt like that. I think it all definitely make your
(07:44):
chest look nice, all strong, muscly. What are you gonna
do about it? Huh? I can keep talking as much
as I want, unless you wanna hop out of there
(08:05):
and stop me while you're soaking wet? Do you want
to try that? That's what I thought? You know, I'm
joking right. I literally wasn't even touching your clothes. I
don't know. It's just it's fun getting to see your
(08:27):
reactions and I like it. What What do you mean
I'm talking too much? I can do my own thing
and talk to you too. What do you mean to
Where am I going? You know? I have to go
to work and then I'll be back this evening, and
(08:53):
then tonight we're going on that big group dinner right
one where I get to see you wear this shirt?
Are you coming back tonight? After the get together or
(09:15):
are you going home? No, there's I'm not asking for
any reason, but you've been here quite a few days,
so I wanted to check. I didn't know if maybe
today was the last. No, I promise I don't have
(09:38):
a problem with it. I actually kind of like it
when you're around, except for when you're being stubborn, like
right now. And since you're here more, maybe you could
(10:00):
start helping around the house a little bit. What I'm
just saying it was just an idea. Okay, all right,
I'm done with my things here, so can you hurry
up and get out of the shower. I need to
(10:23):
wash up too, okay, or I'm really gonna be late. No,
I can see you're still not done, but that's on
you because you're being so slow in there. It does
not dig that long. I know for a fact you're
(10:47):
just standing there and spacing out half the time that
you're in there. Anyway, I would understand taking a nice, long,
warm shower if you didn't have a girl waiting out
here for her turn. Now get out, I'm serious. I'm
(11:10):
going to count to three and you better be out
of there. No, the towel's optional, with or without a towel,
but please just get out? What if you don't? What
(11:33):
are you hoping for something? This isn't a game. If
you don't, then I'm getting into the shower. Whether or
not you get out, I will do it. I don't care.
(11:53):
This isn't even your place to begin with. So you
think you get to decide things. I can look at
you if I want, you know, if this is how
you're gonna act, I'm not even gonna try to check
you out. I'm more trying to figure out why you're
(12:15):
still in that stupid shower? What? What? Why are you laughing?
Do you really think I won't come inside? I'm not laughing,
(12:35):
And you're wasting both of our time. You had somewhere
to be too, right one? All right, I'm yes, I'm
digging my shirt off then too, and you're still just
(13:03):
standing there is this? Seriously? How it's gonna be fine?
I'll just take the rest of this off to then
and Hi, do you need something? Now? Look who's staring? No,
(13:39):
I don't really care where your eyes want to go,
but I do recall that you were just giving me
shit about it earlier. Last chance. Okay, three? Ah, what
(14:10):
do you mean? What now? Do you know what comes next.
I'm gonna do the exact thing that I said I
was going to do, and I'm blaming you for making
this so hard. So what are you gonna step out?
(14:31):
You're not going anywhere? Really, fine, I guess we're gonna
have to share this space then, but it's gonna be
a pretty tight fit. They don't look at me like that.
You started this, You wanted to play this game, and
(14:59):
you I wanted to see it would break first, So
you don't have a problem with this, right of course,
you wouldn't m
Hey, I really need you to hurry up and get
out of there. I have to get ready to you
know what, I don't have time for this. If you're
(00:23):
not going to listen, then I'm just gonna come inside.
I seriously can't wait any longer. You're telling me to leave.
I don't have to go anywhere. This isn't even your place,
(00:48):
and you're the one telling me to get out. Somebody's
gotten a little too comfortable sleeping over here every weekend.
You are so spoiled. Yeah, I can tell you're in
(01:08):
the air, but I'm kind of in a rush to
It's not my fault that you decided to get ready
at the same time as me. You have to be somewhere.
Uh huh, so what I do too. I'm not even
(01:37):
going to look at you. I'm not I'm serious. I
don't know what's going through that little out of yours,
but I'm not into you like that. See, I'm not
even turning my head towards you. You're the only one
(02:02):
getting these ideas. It's really not like that, dummy, especially
since you're my brother's friend and I wouldn't want to
deal with the shit he'd give me. It's definitely not
(02:22):
worth the trouble. And that's if I was even interested
in you, which, like I said, I'm not. You're not
my type. How long have you even been in there?
(02:45):
It seriously can't take that long? What are you doing?
I'm not peeking? Can you relax? I seriously could not
care less about seeing you in there? How long have
(03:07):
we known each other? Now, well, I mean kind of
known each other. That's not the point. We've kind of
known each other for quite a long time. And if
I was interested in you, I would have done something
(03:31):
about it by now. Uh huh, Really, I promise you've
just you've been in there so long and I'm short
(03:52):
on time today. Okay, so how about this. I'm just
gonna do my thing over here at the sink, maybe
wash my face or something to at least get a
little bit done, and you better be done with your
(04:13):
shower by the time that I'm done, because I know
you like to take your sweet time. And I bet
if I didn't say anything, you wouldn't be in there
for at least another half hour. No, I wasn't keeping track.
(04:37):
I don't trying you when you shower something weird like that,
But it's kind of hard not to notice when you're
here every weekend and you take the longest showers out
of everybody in the house. Ah, what was that? Why
(05:01):
did you just make that sound? What did I make
the water too hot for you? Well, you know this
place is on the older side, and it kind of
does that when someone else turns on a faucet. Oh,
(05:22):
come on, I did not burn you. It cannot be
that hot. It'll be fine, unless do you need me
to join you in there and kiss it better for you? No,
(05:43):
I'm not doing that. I'm sorry. I need this water too.
You should just turn down that knob of yours. No,
I'm not doing this on purpose. You really think everything
I do is about you? You know what? Whatever, If
(06:09):
you want to believe that, then it's fine. Is my
brother awake yet? Do you know? Of course he's probably
gonna be a sleep for a while. He's such a
(06:30):
deep sleeper. And are you just leaving as soon as
you hop out of the shower. And is this Biola
clothes right here on the toilet what you're gonna be
wearing today? No? Nothing, nothing. I didn't say it was bad.
(06:54):
It looks good, especially never mind one, I'm just a
little curious. I'm just looking. What am I not allowed
to look? You are going to be wearing this out right,
(07:22):
so I'm gonna get to see it anyway. So what
are you gonna do about it? Then? Is it a crime?
Do I want to see you in this nice shirt?
I don't think I've ever seen you wear a dress
shirt like that. I think it all definitely make your
(07:44):
chest look nice, all strong, muscly. What are you gonna
do about it? Huh? I can keep talking as much
as I want, unless you wanna hop out of there
(08:05):
and stop me while you're soaking wet? Do you want
to try that? That's what I thought? You know, I'm
joking right. I literally wasn't even touching your clothes. I
don't know. It's just it's fun getting to see your
(08:27):
reactions and I like it. What What do you mean
I'm talking too much? I can do my own thing
and talk to you too. What do you mean to
Where am I going? You know? I have to go
to work and then I'll be back this evening, and
(08:53):
then tonight we're going on that big group dinner right
one where I get to see you wear this shirt?
Are you coming back tonight? After the get together or
(09:15):
are you going home? No, there's I'm not asking for
any reason, but you've been here quite a few days,
so I wanted to check. I didn't know if maybe
today was the last. No, I promise I don't have
(09:38):
a problem with it. I actually kind of like it
when you're around, except for when you're being stubborn, like
right now. And since you're here more, maybe you could
(10:00):
start helping around the house a little bit. What I'm
just saying it was just an idea. Okay, all right,
I'm done with my things here, so can you hurry
up and get out of the shower. I need to
(10:23):
wash up too, okay, or I'm really gonna be late. No,
I can see you're still not done, but that's on
you because you're being so slow in there. It does
not dig that long. I know for a fact you're
(10:47):
just standing there and spacing out half the time that
you're in there. Anyway, I would understand taking a nice, long,
warm shower if you didn't have a girl waiting out
here for her turn. Now get out, I'm serious. I'm
(11:10):
going to count to three and you better be out
of there. No, the towel's optional, with or without a towel,
but please just get out? What if you don't? What
(11:33):
are you hoping for something? This isn't a game. If
you don't, then I'm getting into the shower. Whether or
not you get out, I will do it. I don't care.
(11:53):
This isn't even your place to begin with. So you
think you get to decide things. I can look at
you if I want, you know, if this is how
you're gonna act, I'm not even gonna try to check
you out. I'm more trying to figure out why you're
(12:15):
still in that stupid shower? What? What? Why are you laughing?
Do you really think I won't come inside? I'm not laughing,
(12:35):
And you're wasting both of our time. You had somewhere
to be too, right one? All right, I'm yes, I'm
digging my shirt off then too, and you're still just
(13:03):
standing there is this? Seriously? How it's gonna be fine?
I'll just take the rest of this off to then
and Hi, do you need something? Now? Look who's staring? No,
(13:39):
I don't really care where your eyes want to go,
but I do recall that you were just giving me
shit about it earlier. Last chance. Okay, three? Ah, what
(14:10):
do you mean? What now? Do you know what comes next.
I'm gonna do the exact thing that I said I
was going to do, and I'm blaming you for making
this so hard. So what are you gonna step out?
(14:31):
You're not going anywhere? Really, fine, I guess we're gonna
have to share this space then, but it's gonna be
a pretty tight fit. They don't look at me like that.
You started this, You wanted to play this game, and
(14:59):
you I wanted to see it would break first, So
you don't have a problem with this, right of course,
you wouldn't m
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