Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get over your idiot. Just cold, lie down on the
bed already. I have your medicine and everything's ready right
by the bed, so you can take care of yourself. Right.
I can go now, please. I really don't want to
be around a sick little puppy like you. I mean,
(00:27):
it's obvious that you're going to get me sick too,
And besides, it's your fault that you're sick anyway. You're
the one playing outside in the cold and you didn't
have a jacket on. But I guess that's what happens
when I'm not there to take care of you. All
you never learn, don't you? Now? Look at you. You're
(00:52):
so pathetic. You're just so helpless and annoying. You just
can't stop bugging me to take care of you whenever
you're sick. You know, you never took care of me
whenever I was sick. What oh I said? I didn't
(01:17):
want your help? Whatever? Just forget it, okay, Just be
a good sick boyfriend and stop talking. You need to
take your medicine, okay, and then you go to sleep,
and then I can leave. I have things to do.
(01:40):
You know what? Now? Are you serious? You don't want
me to go. You are so unbelievable. Do you just
(02:00):
think about yourself? You know, you're lucky that you're my boyfriend.
What do I mean you think I'm the lucky one
getting to be your girlfriend? Well, I mean, sure you're
(02:22):
You're not that bad of a boyfriend. I do like
you as a person, and I right, I honestly do
really like you. But that doesn't change the fact that
you're seriously annoying. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Okay, just
(02:44):
take some of your medicine. And you know, if you
don't take your medicine, you'll be sick forever, idiot, Like,
I feel like that's something you should already know. So
are you gonna take it? We're not. Look, I went
(03:05):
through all this trouble to grab you the best medicine
I could find from the pharmacy, So please please just
take it and try to get better. You know, when
you're sick like this, I I do sort of care
(03:26):
for you, please a little bit, Okay, I mean I
do want you to get better. I do. Just take
your medicine and shut up. Just stop talking. Please. Why
are you smiling like that? That's a really creepy smile.
(03:52):
You know that whatever I'm I'm going to leave though, Okay,
now bye, Hey, Mike, go of me. I want to
leave already. You shouldn't be hugging me like this. You
(04:15):
know you're gonna get me sick being this close to me.
Go back to bed. You're so stupid and so annoying. Fine,
I'll stay with you for a little while longer. I
know that's what you want. I'll stay with you until
(04:39):
you fall asleep. Okay, but then you owe me, and
you know how you can repay me. You can repay
me by getting better faster. How does that sound? So
(04:59):
I don't have to work so hard to take care
of your sick sick self. How does that sound? Huh? Well,
I do want to do things with you, and I
can't do those things with you if you're sick. So
(05:20):
I just want you to get better. Okay, It's it's
not like I'm patiently waiting for you to recover so
that I can spend more time with you or anything.
Just never mind, Just shut up. Can you get a
good night's kiss? Yeah? How about you stop being sick
(05:46):
and then you can get a good night's kiss. If
I GISs you right now, I will get so sick,
I would wake up tomorrow with a sore throat and
sniffly nose, and it would be all your fault. No
kisses for you until you get better. Okay, and even
then I I might not even want to give you
(06:08):
any kisses. No, I'm I'm not going to change my mind.
Nice try but I I guess I could give you
a hug or something. Maybe if you ask nicely. Yeah,
(06:29):
if you ask nicely, I'll give you a nice, warm
hug and maybe it'll warm you up and make you
feel a bit better. Are you asking like a good
good boy? Well, since you ask so so nicely, sure,
(06:58):
come here. Hey, promise me you'll get better by next week. Okay,
just so I can kiss you. But I guess maybe
(07:20):
one one nerd right? Mhm? I I I just I
just gives you didn't I it was an accident. I
swear I whatever. I guess if I get sick, I
(07:46):
don't mind. I just I miss seeing you. You know,
I'm miss seeing you at school and being able to
say hi to you. It's been awfully lonely being there alone.
So please just just get better for me, Okay, And
(08:13):
I love you, by the way, I I really do
love you. Your medicine is is still there on the table,
It's waiting for you, right next to you, and you
(08:33):
know I want is the curious? Are you even blending
on taking it? I know you hate taking medicine and
I know it's gross, but it's good for you. Tell
you please take it for me. Please be a good boy,
(08:54):
take it for me. Hmm, good? You know I I
really like talking to you. I mean, you're not that
bad of a boyfriend. You're really really hot, really really hot.
(09:28):
You do you have a fever? You have a fever,
don't you, poor baby? I mean it's just a slight one,
but surely you felt it right. Why didn't you tell me? Well? Whatever?
(09:54):
I guess that just makes hugging you even more worth it.
I mean, you are warmer than usual, so it's nice
to feel you like that. I really do love how
warm you are. But I really shouldn't get you some
(10:17):
medicine for this too. Do you need anything else? Anything
at all? Wow? Okay, if you can just please please
just go to sleep, it would be so so great.
(10:44):
I love you and all, but I would really like
to get out of here. I do like you. You're just
you're not in the best condition that's been time with you, know,
but I do want to spend my time with you,
and you are so start you never want to fall
(11:09):
asleep just so you get to spend so much time
with me. But that's too bad, because you know, the
medicine I gave you should make you a bit drowsy.
It should make you feel really, really sleepy, and I
(11:30):
guess it's just a matter of time before you fall
asleep and then I can finally leave you here and
hopefully not get sick. No, don't be like that, baby,
You're such an idiot. Just be a good pie and
(11:51):
fall asleep, all asleep and go to bed so so early.
You're so stupid, you just don't get it to you.
Why did I even bother spending my hard earned money
(12:13):
just to get you this medicine, the best medicine I
could get you, to make you feel better so much faster.
I must be such an idiot to care for you
that much. Well, you're starting to feel tired. I can
(12:34):
see it in your eyes. You look like a sleepy
that'll buppy dog. And I know it might not seem
like it, but I only need to go to finish
some work, and I still need to make dinner so
(12:54):
that you eat properly tonight. J just get some sleep,
my love o kay I Jest want yo to be
in your best shape. So go to sleep, idiot, and
(13:16):
have a good night. I'll see you to morrow, maybe
or maybe I won't. Jest, get better, idiot,
Get over your idiot. Just cold, lie down on the
bed already. I have your medicine and everything's ready right
by the bed, so you can take care of yourself. Right.
I can go now, please. I really don't want to
be around a sick little puppy like you. I mean,
(00:27):
it's obvious that you're going to get me sick too,
And besides, it's your fault that you're sick anyway. You're
the one playing outside in the cold and you didn't
have a jacket on. But I guess that's what happens
when I'm not there to take care of you. All
you never learn, don't you? Now? Look at you. You're
(00:52):
so pathetic. You're just so helpless and annoying. You just
can't stop bugging me to take care of you whenever
you're sick. You know, you never took care of me
whenever I was sick. What oh I said? I didn't
(01:17):
want your help? Whatever? Just forget it, okay, Just be
a good sick boyfriend and stop talking. You need to
take your medicine, okay, and then you go to sleep,
and then I can leave. I have things to do.
(01:40):
You know what? Now? Are you serious? You don't want
me to go. You are so unbelievable. Do you just
(02:00):
think about yourself? You know, you're lucky that you're my boyfriend.
What do I mean you think I'm the lucky one
getting to be your girlfriend? Well, I mean, sure you're
(02:22):
You're not that bad of a boyfriend. I do like
you as a person, and I right, I honestly do
really like you. But that doesn't change the fact that
you're seriously annoying. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Okay, just
(02:44):
take some of your medicine. And you know, if you
don't take your medicine, you'll be sick forever, idiot, Like,
I feel like that's something you should already know. So
are you gonna take it? We're not. Look, I went
(03:05):
through all this trouble to grab you the best medicine
I could find from the pharmacy, So please please just
take it and try to get better. You know, when
you're sick like this, I I do sort of care
(03:26):
for you, please a little bit, Okay, I mean I
do want you to get better. I do. Just take
your medicine and shut up. Just stop talking. Please. Why
are you smiling like that? That's a really creepy smile.
(03:52):
You know that whatever I'm I'm going to leave though, Okay,
now bye, Hey, Mike, go of me. I want to
leave already. You shouldn't be hugging me like this. You
(04:15):
know you're gonna get me sick being this close to me.
Go back to bed. You're so stupid and so annoying. Fine,
I'll stay with you for a little while longer. I
know that's what you want. I'll stay with you until
(04:39):
you fall asleep. Okay, but then you owe me, and
you know how you can repay me. You can repay
me by getting better faster. How does that sound? So
(04:59):
I don't have to work so hard to take care
of your sick sick self. How does that sound? Huh? Well,
I do want to do things with you, and I
can't do those things with you if you're sick. So
(05:20):
I just want you to get better. Okay, It's it's
not like I'm patiently waiting for you to recover so
that I can spend more time with you or anything.
Just never mind, Just shut up. Can you get a
good night's kiss? Yeah? How about you stop being sick
(05:46):
and then you can get a good night's kiss. If
I GISs you right now, I will get so sick,
I would wake up tomorrow with a sore throat and
sniffly nose, and it would be all your fault. No
kisses for you until you get better. Okay, and even
then I I might not even want to give you
(06:08):
any kisses. No, I'm I'm not going to change my mind.
Nice try but I I guess I could give you
a hug or something. Maybe if you ask nicely. Yeah,
(06:29):
if you ask nicely, I'll give you a nice, warm
hug and maybe it'll warm you up and make you
feel a bit better. Are you asking like a good
good boy? Well, since you ask so so nicely, sure,
(06:58):
come here. Hey, promise me you'll get better by next week. Okay,
just so I can kiss you. But I guess maybe
(07:20):
one one nerd right? Mhm? I I I just I
just gives you didn't I it was an accident. I
swear I whatever. I guess if I get sick, I
(07:46):
don't mind. I just I miss seeing you. You know,
I'm miss seeing you at school and being able to
say hi to you. It's been awfully lonely being there alone.
So please just just get better for me, Okay, And
(08:13):
I love you, by the way, I I really do
love you. Your medicine is is still there on the table,
It's waiting for you, right next to you, and you
(08:33):
know I want is the curious? Are you even blending
on taking it? I know you hate taking medicine and
I know it's gross, but it's good for you. Tell
you please take it for me. Please be a good boy,
(08:54):
take it for me. Hmm, good? You know I I
really like talking to you. I mean, you're not that
bad of a boyfriend. You're really really hot, really really hot.
(09:28):
You do you have a fever? You have a fever,
don't you, poor baby? I mean it's just a slight one,
but surely you felt it right. Why didn't you tell me? Well? Whatever?
(09:54):
I guess that just makes hugging you even more worth it.
I mean, you are warmer than usual, so it's nice
to feel you like that. I really do love how
warm you are. But I really shouldn't get you some
(10:17):
medicine for this too. Do you need anything else? Anything
at all? Wow? Okay, if you can just please please
just go to sleep, it would be so so great.
(10:44):
I love you and all, but I would really like
to get out of here. I do like you. You're just
you're not in the best condition that's been time with you, know,
but I do want to spend my time with you,
and you are so start you never want to fall
(11:09):
asleep just so you get to spend so much time
with me. But that's too bad, because you know, the
medicine I gave you should make you a bit drowsy.
It should make you feel really, really sleepy, and I
(11:30):
guess it's just a matter of time before you fall
asleep and then I can finally leave you here and
hopefully not get sick. No, don't be like that, baby,
You're such an idiot. Just be a good pie and
(11:51):
fall asleep, all asleep and go to bed so so early.
You're so stupid, you just don't get it to you.
Why did I even bother spending my hard earned money
(12:13):
just to get you this medicine, the best medicine I
could get you, to make you feel better so much faster.
I must be such an idiot to care for you
that much. Well, you're starting to feel tired. I can
(12:34):
see it in your eyes. You look like a sleepy
that'll buppy dog. And I know it might not seem
like it, but I only need to go to finish
some work, and I still need to make dinner so
(12:54):
that you eat properly tonight. J just get some sleep,
my love o kay I Jest want yo to be
in your best shape. So go to sleep, idiot, and
(13:16):
have a good night. I'll see you to morrow, maybe
or maybe I won't. Jest, get better, idiot,
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!