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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on, I wasn't that mean. You know, why are
you getting all quiet? Don't go cover your face? Are
you crying? Buck? I'm sorry, okay, I didn't think that
(00:21):
it mattered that much to you. Listen, I'm I'm not
trying to make fun of you, and I I don't know.
I I don't know what to say. I'm sorry for
being mean. I guess I didn't even really see it
(00:42):
as mean. But if you're that sensitive, then I guess
I'm sorry. But look, okay, I I know that you're upset,
but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna change the way
(01:04):
I act. I can try to make it up to you, Okay.
I really don't want you to cry. Seeing you like this,
it's kind of embarrassing. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment right now.
(01:24):
How about I'll bring you some snacks or a drink
or something. I'm being serious, I promise, I'm not just
trying to make you shut up or anything. I wasn't
trying to make you this upset, but you know, I
(01:47):
do like bullying you. I didn't realize you were this sensitive, though.
How about you just sit down, okay, I'll go get
you something nice and distract you. It's gonna be really
embarrassing if your friends see you crying like this, don't
(02:09):
you think? So what do you want? I honestly don't
have very much, but I can get you some chips,
maybe some chocolate. I'm not really much of a snacker,
but I can give them to you. What are you
(02:32):
talking about? You're dont get out of my drawers. Don't
go looking through my clothes. You know how weird that is.
I don't want you to look in there. Okay, You're
in my house just to do homework. That's it. We
(02:53):
agreed on this. You told me you would do my
homework as long as I didn't embarrass you. And now
you've been embarrassing yourself. So what does that say? Huh?
Right now, we have a lot of privacy, and I
(03:16):
want you to not make it weird. I honestly like
being like this with you, being able to hang out
and not worry about everyone else seeing us. Yes, I'm
only comforting you because we're alone. If it was out
(03:38):
in the hallway or something. I'm not doing this for you.
I have a reputation to have bold. You know that
if anyone saw me pampering the school loser you know
how bad that would look. It would be so bad
for me. But now you are lucky enough to get
(04:01):
bair enough with me and to come help me with
my homework. You get snacks, and you can get a
little pitty barty too. Any other day i'd be laughing
at you for crying, but I feel kind of bad
when it's just me and you. Surely this won't make
(04:24):
it better though, right, I mean, I know it's not instant,
but I didn't want to make you cry right here.
So you're feeling better at least a little bit right,
(04:46):
at least maybe a little distracted. You know, I'm just
like poking fun at people to see their reactions. Yes,
interest me watching your face or react in so many
different ways to all these little things I say. I
(05:08):
know it sounds kind of weird, but I'd like to
surprise you. I like to see you be so afraid
and so embarrassed. I know I talk a lot and
I do a lot of dumb stuff, but we're still
(05:30):
here with each other, right at least until we finish
this homework, So there's no point in worrying about all
these things. I honestly didn't expect to have this conversation
with you. I wasn't really looking to make you cry.
(05:55):
There's no script or a certain thing I'm trying to
do every day. But sometimes I look at you and
I just want to tease you a little bit, be
able to see you react to the things I say.
I really love it, you know that. Do you mind
(06:20):
if I sit with you? Just shut off. It's not
going to be that bad. Okay, just let me sit
down with you. Now that you've calmed down and you're
not crying all over my room. Okay, now look at me.
(06:45):
I know it's I'm bit crazy, but for once, I
didn't mean to make you upset. I promise. I know
I shouldn't be doing this, probably ruining every image you
have of me. You think all I do is make
(07:06):
fun of you. I do it for a reason, you
know I mean it. Maybe I really do hate your guns,
hate your face. Every time I see you, you probably
(07:27):
think i'd say something like that, but I don't. I
just like getting your reactions. I see you walking down
the hall and I can't resist. I guess I feel
(07:48):
a bit bad now seeing you like this, When I
see you alone and it's so pathetic, it's not so
funny anymore. Usually I can folk fun at you and
keep walking. But now it's my responsibility, isn't it. Now
(08:12):
I have to deal with you. I still like to
have fun with it, you know, but I guess it's
not that fun for you, right, It's all real for you.
I guess I kind of realized that. Now listen, what
(08:40):
what can I do to make this better? Right? Are
you sure? I mean, you just got upset that it
doesn't really sound like something that would make you feel
better at all? I I mean I do, like, you know,
(09:14):
being a bit mean and rough with you, looking fun
at you, But I don't know that I would do
that sort of stuff. You and I we we are
kind of strangers, you know. Even though I make fun
(09:35):
of you every day, you totally know me. I probably
know more about you. I know you're wrong that you
walk around and always what you're getting for lunch, just
because I'm always around and you know, Oh, I haven't
(10:02):
really thought of anything like this, or I guess I
never really thought about your feelings. And if you say
something like that, then I guess maybe I should understand them.
(10:29):
Are you being honest with me when you say that
you want me to do these things. You don't hate
all the bullying to you. Maybe it's some weird thing
(10:49):
that you enjoy, or maybe you enjoy it just because
it's me. Maybe all this is done and I've been
giving you is something that you wanted, right. I guess
you'd have so many thoughts and feelings that you never
(11:15):
really communicate with me. I honestly don't know what to say.
You're you're kind of backing me into a corner here.
You know that I I guess I I don't hate you,
(11:41):
But just because I said that, it doesn't mean that
I like you like that. I hope you didn't think
that's what I was saying. But you have to make
this so difficult. You just Michael of this dynamic, right,
(12:09):
You like being pushed around that, getting bullied by the
girl of your dreams, and then you get to come
over to our house and get spoiled like this. On
the outside, everyone thinks you're a total loser. But then
we get to my house and I treat you like royalty.
(12:38):
I think this is ridiculous. It's kind of embarrassing me.
You know that I could tell anybody about this. We
could go to school tomorrow and I'll tell everyone that
you came over to my house and you demanded to
(13:00):
be pampered and given head pats and all these humiliating things.
But maybe some people would be jealous of you. You're
not the only one. But I guess if it'll make
you feel better, and if you promise not to use
(13:25):
it against me, I guess I'll see what I can do.
To be honest, I'm I'm not a very physical person.
I haven't done much gooddling or anything in my life.
(13:45):
I don't even know the last time I had a boyfriend. Hey,
even you know any boyfriend I had, they weren't really
anything real. I guess I'm a little more aggressive man
(14:07):
most other girls. I have not the type too got
all or hold hands at least not a long time.
But I guess if it'll make you feel better, I
(14:28):
I don't mind trying for you unless you're trying to
trick me. And if you're trying to expose me as
the song loser, then what what would you achieve? You
(14:50):
try to expose everybody that I'm not as tough as
I say I am, and then I can expose you.
You're breaking into my house and forcing me to do stuff,
so I think I have the upper hand. How about
(15:14):
I'll let you have a try. You can just lean
into me and maybe it'll be nice. I honestly don't
know how this works. I don't really cuddle people. I
(15:37):
honestly think it's a waste of time. But maybe this
is one of those days where I can waste time.
Maybe you're trying to waste my time on purpose. I
guess it's not like I have anything better to do. Anyway,
(15:58):
I'm not studying, and you're the one in charge of
my homework. It's all the time I'm wasted, is all yours?
Are you comfortable? I, I honestly don't know I'm doing
this right. I don't mean to have my hair on
(16:23):
your face like that. I yeah, so better you know
I'm looking at you like this. I you look so vulnerable.
I can't help but think that maybe I maybe I
(16:48):
don't eat your stupid face as much as I thought
I did. I'm joking. I'm I'm joking. Okay, your and
your face isn't that stupid? I I don't know what
(17:09):
all this is, but just make up your mind. Okay,
this is so frustrating. Just tell me what you want,
Come on, I wasn't that mean. You know, why are
you getting all quiet? Don't go cover your face? Are
you crying? Buck? I'm sorry, okay, I didn't think that
(00:21):
it mattered that much to you. Listen, I'm I'm not
trying to make fun of you, and I I don't know.
I I don't know what to say. I'm sorry for
being mean. I guess I didn't even really see it
(00:42):
as mean. But if you're that sensitive, then I guess
I'm sorry. But look, okay, I I know that you're upset,
but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna change the way
(01:04):
I act. I can try to make it up to you, Okay.
I really don't want you to cry. Seeing you like this,
it's kind of embarrassing. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment right now.
(01:24):
How about I'll bring you some snacks or a drink
or something. I'm being serious, I promise, I'm not just
trying to make you shut up or anything. I wasn't
trying to make you this upset, but you know, I
(01:47):
do like bullying you. I didn't realize you were this sensitive, though.
How about you just sit down, okay, I'll go get
you something nice and distract you. It's gonna be really
embarrassing if your friends see you crying like this, don't
(02:09):
you think? So what do you want? I honestly don't
have very much, but I can get you some chips,
maybe some chocolate. I'm not really much of a snacker,
but I can give them to you. What are you
(02:32):
talking about? You're dont get out of my drawers. Don't
go looking through my clothes. You know how weird that is.
I don't want you to look in there. Okay, You're
in my house just to do homework. That's it. We
(02:53):
agreed on this. You told me you would do my
homework as long as I didn't embarrass you. And now
you've been embarrassing yourself. So what does that say? Huh?
Right now, we have a lot of privacy, and I
(03:16):
want you to not make it weird. I honestly like
being like this with you, being able to hang out
and not worry about everyone else seeing us. Yes, I'm
only comforting you because we're alone. If it was out
(03:38):
in the hallway or something. I'm not doing this for you.
I have a reputation to have bold. You know that
if anyone saw me pampering the school loser you know
how bad that would look. It would be so bad
for me. But now you are lucky enough to get
(04:01):
bair enough with me and to come help me with
my homework. You get snacks, and you can get a
little pitty barty too. Any other day i'd be laughing
at you for crying, but I feel kind of bad
when it's just me and you. Surely this won't make
(04:24):
it better though, right, I mean, I know it's not instant,
but I didn't want to make you cry right here.
So you're feeling better at least a little bit right,
(04:46):
at least maybe a little distracted. You know, I'm just
like poking fun at people to see their reactions. Yes,
interest me watching your face or react in so many
different ways to all these little things I say. I
(05:08):
know it sounds kind of weird, but I'd like to
surprise you. I like to see you be so afraid
and so embarrassed. I know I talk a lot and
I do a lot of dumb stuff, but we're still
(05:30):
here with each other, right at least until we finish
this homework, So there's no point in worrying about all
these things. I honestly didn't expect to have this conversation
with you. I wasn't really looking to make you cry.
(05:55):
There's no script or a certain thing I'm trying to
do every day. But sometimes I look at you and
I just want to tease you a little bit, be
able to see you react to the things I say.
I really love it, you know that. Do you mind
(06:20):
if I sit with you? Just shut off. It's not
going to be that bad. Okay, just let me sit
down with you. Now that you've calmed down and you're
not crying all over my room. Okay, now look at me.
(06:45):
I know it's I'm bit crazy, but for once, I
didn't mean to make you upset. I promise. I know
I shouldn't be doing this, probably ruining every image you
have of me. You think all I do is make
(07:06):
fun of you. I do it for a reason, you
know I mean it. Maybe I really do hate your guns,
hate your face. Every time I see you, you probably
(07:27):
think i'd say something like that, but I don't. I
just like getting your reactions. I see you walking down
the hall and I can't resist. I guess I feel
(07:48):
a bit bad now seeing you like this, When I
see you alone and it's so pathetic, it's not so
funny anymore. Usually I can folk fun at you and
keep walking. But now it's my responsibility, isn't it. Now
(08:12):
I have to deal with you. I still like to
have fun with it, you know, but I guess it's
not that fun for you, right, It's all real for you.
I guess I kind of realized that. Now listen, what
(08:40):
what can I do to make this better? Right? Are
you sure? I mean, you just got upset that it
doesn't really sound like something that would make you feel
better at all? I I mean I do, like, you know,
(09:14):
being a bit mean and rough with you, looking fun
at you, But I don't know that I would do
that sort of stuff. You and I we we are
kind of strangers, you know. Even though I make fun
(09:35):
of you every day, you totally know me. I probably
know more about you. I know you're wrong that you
walk around and always what you're getting for lunch, just
because I'm always around and you know, Oh, I haven't
(10:02):
really thought of anything like this, or I guess I
never really thought about your feelings. And if you say
something like that, then I guess maybe I should understand them.
(10:29):
Are you being honest with me when you say that
you want me to do these things. You don't hate
all the bullying to you. Maybe it's some weird thing
(10:49):
that you enjoy, or maybe you enjoy it just because
it's me. Maybe all this is done and I've been
giving you is something that you wanted, right. I guess
you'd have so many thoughts and feelings that you never
(11:15):
really communicate with me. I honestly don't know what to say.
You're you're kind of backing me into a corner here.
You know that I I guess I I don't hate you,
(11:41):
But just because I said that, it doesn't mean that
I like you like that. I hope you didn't think
that's what I was saying. But you have to make
this so difficult. You just Michael of this dynamic, right,
(12:09):
You like being pushed around that, getting bullied by the
girl of your dreams, and then you get to come
over to our house and get spoiled like this. On
the outside, everyone thinks you're a total loser. But then
we get to my house and I treat you like royalty.
(12:38):
I think this is ridiculous. It's kind of embarrassing me.
You know that I could tell anybody about this. We
could go to school tomorrow and I'll tell everyone that
you came over to my house and you demanded to
(13:00):
be pampered and given head pats and all these humiliating things.
But maybe some people would be jealous of you. You're
not the only one. But I guess if it'll make
you feel better, and if you promise not to use
(13:25):
it against me, I guess I'll see what I can do.
To be honest, I'm I'm not a very physical person.
I haven't done much gooddling or anything in my life.
(13:45):
I don't even know the last time I had a boyfriend. Hey,
even you know any boyfriend I had, they weren't really
anything real. I guess I'm a little more aggressive man
(14:07):
most other girls. I have not the type too got
all or hold hands at least not a long time.
But I guess if it'll make you feel better, I
(14:28):
I don't mind trying for you unless you're trying to
trick me. And if you're trying to expose me as
the song loser, then what what would you achieve? You
(14:50):
try to expose everybody that I'm not as tough as
I say I am, and then I can expose you.
You're breaking into my house and forcing me to do stuff,
so I think I have the upper hand. How about
(15:14):
I'll let you have a try. You can just lean
into me and maybe it'll be nice. I honestly don't
know how this works. I don't really cuddle people. I
(15:37):
honestly think it's a waste of time. But maybe this
is one of those days where I can waste time.
Maybe you're trying to waste my time on purpose. I
guess it's not like I have anything better to do. Anyway,
(15:58):
I'm not studying, and you're the one in charge of
my homework. It's all the time I'm wasted, is all yours?
Are you comfortable? I, I honestly don't know I'm doing
this right. I don't mean to have my hair on
(16:23):
your face like that. I yeah, so better you know
I'm looking at you like this. I you look so vulnerable.
I can't help but think that maybe I maybe I
(16:48):
don't eat your stupid face as much as I thought
I did. I'm joking. I'm I'm joking. Okay, your and
your face isn't that stupid? I I don't know what
(17:09):
all this is, but just make up your mind. Okay,
this is so frustrating. Just tell me what you want,
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