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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I look who it is. What do you want? Huhluck?
I don't have all the time in the world to
talk to you, especially not someone as annoying as yourself.
And you know yesterday you pissed me off, like, actually,
(00:31):
you embarrassed me in front of everybody. I know. Just
never mind, it's nothing new. You embarrass me all the time.
Like I have a party tonight that I have to
go to, So I don't really want to be wasting
(00:52):
my time with you, So don't even talk to me. Seriously,
what do you want? Look? What's so important to you
that I have to stop everything I'm doing just to
talk to an idiot like you? It better be important.
(01:17):
And I'm quite impatient, you know that, right. I don't
want you to waste my time. So how about you
tell me before I have to leave you? Because the
party is in an hour and before then I need
(01:38):
to get a date. Everyone going is gonna have a partner,
and if I don't have anybody, then everybody's gonna think
I just want to look up with them, and you
know how embarrassing that is. Surely you do, right, I
don't exactly want the host inking that I'm trying to
(02:00):
get with everyone. Okay, Plus he'd probably get kind of
pissed about that. I already ruin his image enough facets.
And you know, just because sometimes I'm a bit of
an asshole, it doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm smart enough
(02:21):
not to mess things up. Because if he doesn't like me,
then no more parties, and then what am I gonna do?
I'll just have to keep picking on you? Right? What
what are you saying? Insecure? You're calling me insecure? I
(02:44):
think you'd be the one that knows a bit about
being insecure. Don't even try to compare me to yourself.
I mean, what's the point. If anybody's the loser here,
it's you. But we're just going off tracks. Just shut up. Okay,
(03:06):
what do you want from me? Wait? What you want
to go to the party? Actually, you've gotta be joking.
Why would a loser like you ever be invited? You
(03:29):
don't even know the guy who's hosting the party, You're
not friends with anybody. Nobody's gonna want you there. Honestly,
it's even more hilarious that you thought of telling me. Wait,
you you think that if you come as my date
(03:53):
you can you can just come to the party. Oh
my god, this this is so embarrassing for you. Yeah,
even for you, this is too much. And in what
universe would I ever bring you as my date? Huh? No, No,
(04:15):
tell me good one, give me one good reason why
I should say yes, you can't right? So what you're
just trying to shoot your shot? Wow? Since you are
my personal punching bag, I guess it does make you
(04:38):
an easy target. It is so fun to tease you,
and quite hilarious. Honestly, you know a lot of the
time you're basically asking to get made fun of. And
I guess that one time you did help me get
out of trouble. You really are too nice. What reason
(05:03):
do you have to be nice to me? If I'm
so so mean to you, what do you gain? Huh?
I don't think anything you've done for me can excuse
you for your pathetic behavior. You're just such a loser,
(05:26):
and you're still a prick for embarrassing me. Every time
you talk to me and my friends or you're even nearby,
they make fun of me. You know they won't forget,
and it pisses me off. It's not fair. Yes, of
(05:48):
course I'm still friends with them. What do you mean,
why would I not be? They trust me, even if
they poke fun at me. It's fine, you know what
I'll see. I'm jealous. I am being honest with you.
(06:17):
I am jealous. I'm jealous of you. I mean, the
only reason I'm friends with everybody I talk to is
they're the only ones that are okay with me. And
of course I'm kinda stick to the people that like me.
(06:40):
But I guess you wouldn't understand. Right, you go around
and talk to any stranger. You want, no problems, right,
You're already friends with the first conversation that you have
just pisses me off. You're so friendly towards people makes
(07:02):
me sick. I mean, no, not really. But I'm guess
I'm just jealous and bitter if at all, you know.
And that's why I wanted to go to this party
so so bad, you know, because I have friends there
(07:26):
and I finally feel like I'm accepted at something, and
they like to invite me to things. Look, if you
know that the people at this party are people that
don't like you, that they're the type of people to
(07:47):
bully you, why do you want to go? Sure, it's
a massive party, it's one of the biggest parties of
the semester. But you know, as much as I like
to say you're a loser, I know even you would
be smart enough not to go into this popularity contest.
(08:11):
It's literally a bunch of social rejects, all of the
people that are the absolute worst to everybody else. So
that's why I want to bring a date. That's why
it's so important to me. And if I don't, everybody
(08:37):
in the friend group is going to make fun of
me and then I'll be back to square one. Wait what,
that's that's why you wanted to go out as my date,
so you you wouldn't see me get made fun of.
(09:00):
But why? I mean, I appreciate it a lot, but
I I don't think that's the right thing to do.
I've done a lot of bad things to you. Why
would you still want to help me? So you're saying
(09:27):
that I'm the reason you wanted to come. Okay, Fine,
I'll bring you to the party. But we have to
do it right, Okay, because if people recognize you, they're
gonna think I'm a loser too. We have to make
(09:51):
our first impression right. So I can take you shopping
and get you all trussed up real nice, and then
we have to at least look like we're together. Maybe
I can do all the talking at the party. When
(10:12):
I talk to my friends, I'll handle everything, okay, because
I know, even though you're quite studious, at times, you're
kind of bad at talking. I don't even understand how
you manage to have friends with those social skills. I
(10:37):
just don't get it. Maybe people like your personality, or
maybe just your vibe. I don't know. I really do
envy that about you, though, seriously, it's honestly kind of amazing.
It's what I like about you. You just do everything
(11:02):
so effortlessly. Well, no, I didn't mean like like that.
Don't don't start something, don't make it weird. I mean,
maybe you're going crazy you think someone like me would
like you? Do you really think that? You gotta be joking, right?
(11:29):
But it is honestly quite rainy tonight. Hoping that it
doesn't rain the entire time or at the party. It's
already gonna suck enough trying to get there in the rain,
but walking home when it would be even worse, and
we still need to go shopping before we even get there.
(11:50):
It's not about me. Good going. I just want to
see you looking all night and maybe you'll impress me.
We just need to make sure you pull it off.
I look who it is. What do you want? Huhluck?
I don't have all the time in the world to
talk to you, especially not someone as annoying as yourself.
And you know yesterday you pissed me off, like, actually,
(00:31):
you embarrassed me in front of everybody. I know. Just
never mind, it's nothing new. You embarrass me all the time.
Like I have a party tonight that I have to
go to, So I don't really want to be wasting
(00:52):
my time with you, So don't even talk to me. Seriously,
what do you want? Look? What's so important to you
that I have to stop everything I'm doing just to
talk to an idiot like you? It better be important.
(01:17):
And I'm quite impatient, you know that, right. I don't
want you to waste my time. So how about you
tell me before I have to leave you? Because the
party is in an hour and before then I need
(01:38):
to get a date. Everyone going is gonna have a partner,
and if I don't have anybody, then everybody's gonna think
I just want to look up with them, and you
know how embarrassing that is. Surely you do, right, I
don't exactly want the host inking that I'm trying to
(02:00):
get with everyone. Okay, Plus he'd probably get kind of
pissed about that. I already ruin his image enough facets.
And you know, just because sometimes I'm a bit of
an asshole, it doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm smart enough
(02:21):
not to mess things up. Because if he doesn't like me,
then no more parties, and then what am I gonna do?
I'll just have to keep picking on you? Right? What
what are you saying? Insecure? You're calling me insecure? I
(02:44):
think you'd be the one that knows a bit about
being insecure. Don't even try to compare me to yourself.
I mean, what's the point. If anybody's the loser here,
it's you. But we're just going off tracks. Just shut up. Okay,
(03:06):
what do you want from me? Wait? What you want
to go to the party? Actually, you've gotta be joking.
Why would a loser like you ever be invited? You
(03:29):
don't even know the guy who's hosting the party, You're
not friends with anybody. Nobody's gonna want you there. Honestly,
it's even more hilarious that you thought of telling me. Wait,
you you think that if you come as my date
(03:53):
you can you can just come to the party. Oh
my god, this this is so embarrassing for you. Yeah,
even for you, this is too much. And in what
universe would I ever bring you as my date? Huh? No, No,
(04:15):
tell me good one, give me one good reason why
I should say yes, you can't right? So what you're
just trying to shoot your shot? Wow? Since you are
my personal punching bag, I guess it does make you
(04:38):
an easy target. It is so fun to tease you,
and quite hilarious. Honestly, you know a lot of the
time you're basically asking to get made fun of. And
I guess that one time you did help me get
out of trouble. You really are too nice. What reason
(05:03):
do you have to be nice to me? If I'm
so so mean to you, what do you gain? Huh?
I don't think anything you've done for me can excuse
you for your pathetic behavior. You're just such a loser,
(05:26):
and you're still a prick for embarrassing me. Every time
you talk to me and my friends or you're even nearby,
they make fun of me. You know they won't forget,
and it pisses me off. It's not fair. Yes, of
(05:48):
course I'm still friends with them. What do you mean,
why would I not be? They trust me, even if
they poke fun at me. It's fine, you know what
I'll see. I'm jealous. I am being honest with you.
(06:17):
I am jealous. I'm jealous of you. I mean, the
only reason I'm friends with everybody I talk to is
they're the only ones that are okay with me. And
of course I'm kinda stick to the people that like me.
(06:40):
But I guess you wouldn't understand. Right, you go around
and talk to any stranger. You want, no problems, right,
You're already friends with the first conversation that you have
just pisses me off. You're so friendly towards people makes
(07:02):
me sick. I mean, no, not really. But I'm guess
I'm just jealous and bitter if at all, you know.
And that's why I wanted to go to this party
so so bad, you know, because I have friends there
(07:26):
and I finally feel like I'm accepted at something, and
they like to invite me to things. Look, if you
know that the people at this party are people that
don't like you, that they're the type of people to
(07:47):
bully you, why do you want to go? Sure, it's
a massive party, it's one of the biggest parties of
the semester. But you know, as much as I like
to say you're a loser, I know even you would
be smart enough not to go into this popularity contest.
(08:11):
It's literally a bunch of social rejects, all of the
people that are the absolute worst to everybody else. So
that's why I want to bring a date. That's why
it's so important to me. And if I don't, everybody
(08:37):
in the friend group is going to make fun of
me and then I'll be back to square one. Wait what,
that's that's why you wanted to go out as my date,
so you you wouldn't see me get made fun of.
(09:00):
But why? I mean, I appreciate it a lot, but
I I don't think that's the right thing to do.
I've done a lot of bad things to you. Why
would you still want to help me? So you're saying
(09:27):
that I'm the reason you wanted to come. Okay, Fine,
I'll bring you to the party. But we have to
do it right, Okay, because if people recognize you, they're
gonna think I'm a loser too. We have to make
(09:51):
our first impression right. So I can take you shopping
and get you all trussed up real nice, and then
we have to at least look like we're together. Maybe
I can do all the talking at the party. When
(10:12):
I talk to my friends, I'll handle everything, okay, because
I know, even though you're quite studious, at times, you're
kind of bad at talking. I don't even understand how
you manage to have friends with those social skills. I
(10:37):
just don't get it. Maybe people like your personality, or
maybe just your vibe. I don't know. I really do
envy that about you, though, seriously, it's honestly kind of amazing.
It's what I like about you. You just do everything
(11:02):
so effortlessly. Well, no, I didn't mean like like that.
Don't don't start something, don't make it weird. I mean,
maybe you're going crazy you think someone like me would
like you? Do you really think that? You gotta be joking, right?
(11:29):
But it is honestly quite rainy tonight. Hoping that it
doesn't rain the entire time or at the party. It's
already gonna suck enough trying to get there in the rain,
but walking home when it would be even worse, and
we still need to go shopping before we even get there.
(11:50):
It's not about me. Good going. I just want to
see you looking all night and maybe you'll impress me.
We just need to make sure you pull it off.
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