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August 18, 2025 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wants the matter? Maybe, h jeez, do I always have
to come give you hugs? So? Are you gonna tell
me what's going on? Or am I gonna have to
pry it right out of you? No? Maybe I think

(00:25):
you're beautiful, I think you're smart, and I don't think
you're useless. I promise. If somebody told you that, just
forget them anyway. She probably just wants to be your
girlfriend or something, or maybe she's just jealous that you're

(00:51):
absolutely perfect. At least that's what I think. So that's
the only thing that matters. Yes, because I love you.
I love you so much, So tell me about your day.

(01:14):
Did you do anything fun, anything exciting? Hey? Why do
you still look so worried and sad? Is there anything
I can do to make you feel better other than
you know, the occasional hug? Maybe it? Guess there too?

(01:39):
Is there anything else? You're so cute? You know, it's fine.
If that's what you want, I consider, and you stay
in my lap until you feel bad. Okay, however long

(02:05):
that might take. I guess it might take quite a
bit of time. Since how long has it been since
we did that? I guess it was just the other day.
Just sitting with you here in my lap so comforting,

(02:29):
and I love that I can be here for you.
You know, you sitting on my lap for hours at
a time is a little uncomfortable. I bet you thought
it was totally fine, but it sometimes hurts my legs.

(02:52):
But I don't mind. I don't mind at all, totally
okay with it, because that means you're happier. I just
remember when I stood up, I couldn't fill my legs
and it was kind of funny. Really, no, I'm not

(03:18):
mad at you, baby, I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
You know. Of all the things that I do for you,
I don't mind them at all. It's just a tiny
little thing, tiny inconvenience that fixes itself so quickly, and

(03:42):
if it means that you're a thousand times happier, I
don't mind going through anything for you. As long as
you feel better, as long as it makes you happy,
then I'll be happy too. Yeah, I'm as serious. I'm

(04:06):
not joking. I promise I honestly would do anything for you.
Why would you even think that's something I would joke about.
It's really simple. Actually, I would do anything for you

(04:27):
because I want to. It's as simple as that. I
just want to. You can tell me I'm stupid or
whatever you want, just because I'm willing to do anything.
But I never regret it, not one bit. And honestly,

(04:52):
it just makes my day so much better as you
so happy, like I said, and I just want to.
And besides, we know the two of us enjoy all
the time we have together. If you get to sit

(05:14):
in my lap, it's just a bonus. I love doing
things like this for you, so there's no reason to
act like I don't. You look a little tired baby.
You know you should probably try to go to bed soon,

(05:37):
but you don't have to get up. You can fall
asleep here if you want. I'll sit here for however
long it takes. It could be an entire eight hours
of sleep if you want. I'll be here as long
as you need until maybe my legs get a little

(06:02):
deu sore. But then I guess I couldn't scoot you
off and take you to bed. I could probably just
carry you over. Actually, maybe we should start doing this

(06:23):
on the pad. If we're always sitting on the couch
or on the floor, then it makes it a bit
horrider to go to sleep at night, but you always
get so sleepy. Don't worry about it, though, baby, It's okay,

(06:47):
something we can think about another day. I think I
just enjoy it. You're having a good time, and if
you prefer sitting here, then it's fun by me because

(07:08):
I like it. I like it when you sit on
my lap. I like it a lot. Yeah, maybe I
am just really weird or something enjoying spending wasting hours

(07:32):
of my time to take care of you, just sitting
here with you and my lab. But what else would
I rather be? Doing? Nothing else? Because I love you.

(07:55):
I love you right now and I love you always,
and I always want to be here for you whenever
you're sad, whenever you have the slightest problems in the world.
I always want to be there for you. You can

(08:17):
always come to me, you know. Don't ever feel embarrassed
or ashamed. You have to do that. It's not bad
to want some comfort, you know, And honestly I like

(08:38):
it a lot when you come up and up to me.
I mean healthy after all, I open up to you
too about all my problems, but you don't do it
as often. I don't want you to feel that you

(08:59):
have to hold things back, and I don't want you
to think that you bother me. You don't, you never do.
I always want to listen to what you have to say.
Never feel like you're getting in the way. At the

(09:21):
end of the day, makes me happy knowing your saying
all my problems just disappear as long as I'm with you,
So maybe I really don't have any problems. As long

(09:42):
as we can make each other happy, we can get
through anything right, Feel free, fall asleep whenever you want. Okay,
I'll be right here with you the entire time. Sea

(10:03):
Poppy pet
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