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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Really, are you really crying again? Idiot? What am I
supposed to do with you? Huh? If you're expecting me
to do something about it, you might be wrong. Listen,
I don't know what to do in these situations. Okay,
(00:27):
just come here, shut up. Stop. I'm just gonna do
this because I hate seeing you cry. I mean, who
likes watching someone cry? Right? I don't want to see
you sitting there looking all pathetic? Are you really that surprised?
(00:53):
It's just a hug. It's nothing, really, it's a hug. Seriously,
just stop crying already, please. I would just want to
let go of you and go about on my own
(01:14):
little business. I just want to day to myself. And
don't think that every time you cry to me that
I'm going to keep doing this for you. Okay, this
is just a one time thing, just because you're sad.
(01:36):
I'm going to comfort you. But you shouldn't expect this
of me. Okay, I definitely don't enjoy it. Okay, bring
your head a little closer, just lay on my chest. Okay,
(01:59):
shut up, don't make it weird. Why do you look
so surprised all the time. It's like anything I do
to you that's even remotely nice. Yeah, like I'm crazy.
You never had anybody do this for you when I
(02:25):
pat your head like this? Is that so weird? I'm
just patting your head because I want to make you happy.
They're supposed to make you feel really nice and happy,
(02:47):
and you know, since you're always crying and sad and whatever,
it's it's probably the best way to go about it, right.
I can give you head pats until you're happy. Maybe
then you'll finally cheer up. Don't don't start expecting this
(03:12):
from me, Okay, don't think that this is the norm
because I I'm not gonna do this anytime you're sad.
I'm just doing it now so that you stop being
sad and you cheer up. Okay, I mean maybe if
(03:33):
if you ask nicely, I'll do it again. But just
shut up, Okay, just shut up and enjoy everything I'm
doing for you. You're such an idiot. Know that I always
(03:55):
feel like I have to take care of you because
you're my little idiot. You're mine to take care of.
But be better to be thankful. You'd better be thankful
that I'm doing this for you. Hm. Hm, you want
(04:19):
to lie in my lap? Fine, whatever, you you can
lay your head on my lap, just just do it already.
You want me to play with your hair? You are
(04:41):
asking way too much of me. You can't just push
me around and get whatever you want, you know. But okay, fine,
I'll I'll play with your hair just her today, only
if if you agree that you're not going to expect
(05:04):
this from me. I don't want you always coming up
and wanting me to comfort you like this. But I
don't mind being a little nice to you at least
as long as we keep this between us and we
(05:27):
keep it to a minimum. Okay, so you understand right, good?
This is so embarrassing for me, just patting you and
having you in my lap like that. I don't know
(05:53):
how I convinced you for all this, but whatever will
make you happy. Why why don't I do this more often? Well?
I I I'm not really sure. I don't know why.
(06:19):
Why don't I do this more often? Just shut up? Okay,
don't ask me stupid stuff like that. You just want
to convince me to change my mind and be so
lovey dovey and weird? Do you? I bet you like it?
(06:45):
Every single day I gave you headphants and spoiled you
like that. You're not gonna make me do that, Okay, Well, yeah,
I I do enjoy it. I do enjoy being with
(07:09):
you like this, and yeah I I do. I do.
I do like you, maybe even I I even love you.
But just forget it. Okay, why am I even saying
(07:31):
all of this? Listen I I'm gonna tell you this
right now, and you're gonna listen to me. Then we're
not talking about this ever. Again. I don't do this
(07:52):
very often because I'm I'm just really shy. I mean,
I like you a lot, and it's enough to make
me not know what to do. I feel like I
can't think and I don't know how to act around you.
(08:15):
I feel so tense and like there's pifulies in my
stomach and doing things like this. It's embarrassing because I
feel this way. But what am I supposed to do?
I don't mind taking care of you, I really don't.
(08:37):
I like to spoil you and I like to see
you happy, but I don't want you to get used
to it. Okay, don't make this an everyday thing. If
you're ever sad, it makes me sad too. I don't
(09:02):
like to see you sad, and I never want you
to go through anything bad. And even if I act
like I hate it, I still want to be there
for you. I still want to come for you. I
(09:24):
know I'm blushing. Shut up, Shut shut up. I'm being honest. Okay,
if you're ever town and sad and anything, I just
want to be here for you. Even if I offer
(09:49):
that it doesn't change anything between that. You know that,
because no matter what, you the biggest cry baby. I
know you're an idiot and you're stupid, you are so annoying,
(10:12):
but I still care about you. And maybe maybe all
of those things are part of the reason why I
feel the way I do, port of the reason why
(10:33):
why I just love so much about you. And look,
I I know I might be cold to you at times,
and get it, but that's just who I am. I
(10:55):
don't have anything against you, but I don't want to
boil you too much that that you think differently of me.
I just I want you to know that if I
do ever say anything mean to you, I I don't
(11:20):
mean to hurt you. I never want to hurt you,
and that's never on purpose. I really really do care
about you. I know it's a bit embarrassing to say,
(11:40):
but I just I love you a lot. I do,
and I do all of this and I act like
this because I do love you, and I feel like
I need to make sure there's some barrier between us
(12:03):
that we don't get too close. I never want to
hurt you for real, and I know the things I
say to you now don't really hurt today. I do
all of this because I love you. So why are
(12:31):
you feeling sad today? You told me you were sad, right,
I guess I kind of got a sof track. I
started talking about myself and my feelings, and things kind
of just went everywhere. Are you human still feeling sad?
(12:57):
Maybe all of my rambling cheered you up? Mm hmm.
You You don't have a reason, not at all. You're
just sad. That's that's okay. You know, when I'm feeling
(13:20):
sad like this, I usually like to treat myself. I'll
get something nice and just relax, maybe watch a movie
or a show or something. Some days I feel sad
and I don't know what's wrong. It doesn't even make
(13:42):
any sense why I'm sad. Nothing went wrong, but I'm
sitting alone and I just feel like I could cry.
I feel like even if I had the happiest day ever,
it just hits me and I feel horrible. Sometimes I
(14:08):
even feel guilty about it, because why should I be sad?
But it's okay. I have promise. It's okay. Oh about
we make a promise to each other. If you feel sad,
(14:32):
and even if you don't know why, you have no
idea what to even tell me what's going on with you,
I'll just try my best to make you happy, no
matter what time it is, no matter what's going on,
(14:53):
even if I'm mad at you, don't try my beth, okay,
But I want you to do the same for me
whenever I feel sad, even if it's out of nowhere.
I want you to joy your best to make me
(15:15):
happy to Is that a deal? I'm glad and you
know I was being honest when I told you I
love you. I feel like I almost have to love
(15:36):
you with how much I care about you. But I'm
not going to change the way I act. Okay. I
still might be a little mean to you, but I'll
put all that aside. It means that I can comfort
you and make you happy. I'll stunkle you an idiot
(16:03):
just for a little bed. But for now, I guess
you are my lovable idiot. I love you so so much.
Really, are you really crying again? Idiot? What am I
supposed to do with you? Huh? If you're expecting me
to do something about it, you might be wrong. Listen,
I don't know what to do in these situations. Okay,
(00:27):
just come here, shut up. Stop. I'm just gonna do
this because I hate seeing you cry. I mean, who
likes watching someone cry? Right? I don't want to see
you sitting there looking all pathetic? Are you really that surprised?
(00:53):
It's just a hug. It's nothing, really, it's a hug. Seriously,
just stop crying already, please. I would just want to
let go of you and go about on my own
(01:14):
little business. I just want to day to myself. And
don't think that every time you cry to me that
I'm going to keep doing this for you. Okay, this
is just a one time thing, just because you're sad.
(01:36):
I'm going to comfort you. But you shouldn't expect this
of me. Okay, I definitely don't enjoy it. Okay, bring
your head a little closer, just lay on my chest. Okay,
(01:59):
shut up, don't make it weird. Why do you look
so surprised all the time. It's like anything I do
to you that's even remotely nice. Yeah, like I'm crazy.
You never had anybody do this for you when I
(02:25):
pat your head like this? Is that so weird? I'm
just patting your head because I want to make you happy.
They're supposed to make you feel really nice and happy,
(02:47):
and you know, since you're always crying and sad and whatever,
it's it's probably the best way to go about it, right.
I can give you head pats until you're happy. Maybe
then you'll finally cheer up. Don't don't start expecting this
(03:12):
from me, Okay, don't think that this is the norm
because I I'm not gonna do this anytime you're sad.
I'm just doing it now so that you stop being
sad and you cheer up. Okay, I mean maybe if
(03:33):
if you ask nicely, I'll do it again. But just
shut up, Okay, just shut up and enjoy everything I'm
doing for you. You're such an idiot. Know that I always
(03:55):
feel like I have to take care of you because
you're my little idiot. You're mine to take care of.
But be better to be thankful. You'd better be thankful
that I'm doing this for you. Hm. Hm, you want
(04:19):
to lie in my lap? Fine, whatever, you you can
lay your head on my lap, just just do it already.
You want me to play with your hair? You are
(04:41):
asking way too much of me. You can't just push
me around and get whatever you want, you know. But okay, fine,
I'll I'll play with your hair just her today, only
if if you agree that you're not going to expect
(05:04):
this from me. I don't want you always coming up
and wanting me to comfort you like this. But I
don't mind being a little nice to you at least
as long as we keep this between us and we
(05:27):
keep it to a minimum. Okay, so you understand right, good?
This is so embarrassing for me, just patting you and
having you in my lap like that. I don't know
(05:53):
how I convinced you for all this, but whatever will
make you happy. Why why don't I do this more often? Well?
I I I'm not really sure. I don't know why.
(06:19):
Why don't I do this more often? Just shut up? Okay,
don't ask me stupid stuff like that. You just want
to convince me to change my mind and be so
lovey dovey and weird? Do you? I bet you like it?
(06:45):
Every single day I gave you headphants and spoiled you
like that. You're not gonna make me do that, Okay, Well, yeah,
I I do enjoy it. I do enjoy being with
(07:09):
you like this, and yeah I I do. I do.
I do like you, maybe even I I even love you.
But just forget it. Okay, why am I even saying
(07:31):
all of this? Listen I I'm gonna tell you this
right now, and you're gonna listen to me. Then we're
not talking about this ever. Again. I don't do this
(07:52):
very often because I'm I'm just really shy. I mean,
I like you a lot, and it's enough to make
me not know what to do. I feel like I
can't think and I don't know how to act around you.
(08:15):
I feel so tense and like there's pifulies in my
stomach and doing things like this. It's embarrassing because I
feel this way. But what am I supposed to do?
I don't mind taking care of you, I really don't.
(08:37):
I like to spoil you and I like to see
you happy, but I don't want you to get used
to it. Okay, don't make this an everyday thing. If
you're ever sad, it makes me sad too. I don't
(09:02):
like to see you sad, and I never want you
to go through anything bad. And even if I act
like I hate it, I still want to be there
for you. I still want to come for you. I
(09:24):
know I'm blushing. Shut up, Shut shut up. I'm being honest. Okay,
if you're ever town and sad and anything, I just
want to be here for you. Even if I offer
(09:49):
that it doesn't change anything between that. You know that,
because no matter what, you the biggest cry baby. I
know you're an idiot and you're stupid, you are so annoying,
(10:12):
but I still care about you. And maybe maybe all
of those things are part of the reason why I
feel the way I do, port of the reason why
(10:33):
why I just love so much about you. And look,
I I know I might be cold to you at times,
and get it, but that's just who I am. I
(10:55):
don't have anything against you, but I don't want to
boil you too much that that you think differently of me.
I just I want you to know that if I
do ever say anything mean to you, I I don't
(11:20):
mean to hurt you. I never want to hurt you,
and that's never on purpose. I really really do care
about you. I know it's a bit embarrassing to say,
(11:40):
but I just I love you a lot. I do,
and I do all of this and I act like
this because I do love you, and I feel like
I need to make sure there's some barrier between us
(12:03):
that we don't get too close. I never want to
hurt you for real, and I know the things I
say to you now don't really hurt today. I do
all of this because I love you. So why are
(12:31):
you feeling sad today? You told me you were sad, right,
I guess I kind of got a sof track. I
started talking about myself and my feelings, and things kind
of just went everywhere. Are you human still feeling sad?
(12:57):
Maybe all of my rambling cheered you up? Mm hmm.
You You don't have a reason, not at all. You're
just sad. That's that's okay. You know, when I'm feeling
(13:20):
sad like this, I usually like to treat myself. I'll
get something nice and just relax, maybe watch a movie
or a show or something. Some days I feel sad
and I don't know what's wrong. It doesn't even make
(13:42):
any sense why I'm sad. Nothing went wrong, but I'm
sitting alone and I just feel like I could cry.
I feel like even if I had the happiest day ever,
it just hits me and I feel horrible. Sometimes I
(14:08):
even feel guilty about it, because why should I be sad?
But it's okay. I have promise. It's okay. Oh about
we make a promise to each other. If you feel sad,
(14:32):
and even if you don't know why, you have no
idea what to even tell me what's going on with you,
I'll just try my best to make you happy, no
matter what time it is, no matter what's going on,
(14:53):
even if I'm mad at you, don't try my beth, okay,
But I want you to do the same for me
whenever I feel sad, even if it's out of nowhere.
I want you to joy your best to make me
(15:15):
happy to Is that a deal? I'm glad and you
know I was being honest when I told you I
love you. I feel like I almost have to love
(15:36):
you with how much I care about you. But I'm
not going to change the way I act. Okay. I
still might be a little mean to you, but I'll
put all that aside. It means that I can comfort
you and make you happy. I'll stunkle you an idiot
(16:03):
just for a little bed. But for now, I guess
you are my lovable idiot. I love you so so much.
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