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August 18, 2025 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, you, what are you doing? You know that's not right? Right?
I thought you were a bit smarter than that. You know,
how many times are you gonna ask me to come
over and help you. You need to start learning this

(00:23):
stuff yourself. You know. I can't keep doing this forever.
You've been in school for a while, You're an adult.
You maybe should actually do some proper studying. Okay. I

(00:43):
know you love to play games and slack off, but
I can't always be your tutor. I'm busy, you know.
I have to focus on my work too, and if
I fall by, then it's over for you. You're always

(01:05):
relying on me. I wouldn't want that to happen. I
want things to be okay for you. You know sometimes
year you really do worry me like a lot. I

(01:29):
was thinking before you even got here, what if I
wasn't here for you? I wasn't here, how would you
make it through school? Gosh, you make me worry away
too much? You know that way too much? Okay, but

(01:58):
look today I can stay that long. I don't know
if I can explain everything to you like you need
me to. But oh about you try yourself and tomorrow
when we study together again, surely you will have it

(02:18):
figured out by then, right, you can come over to
my place. No, no bots, Okay, I'm gonna tutor you
and make sure that you understand. But I want you
to promise me. I'm gonna help you today and we're

(02:44):
gonna get this down, and then when you come over
to my place tomorrow, y'll impress me so much and
I'll be so proud of you. Okay, if I have
to help you a little bit, but I never want

(03:07):
you to just ask me for help and not know anything. Okay,
I want you to try to figure it out yourself
just a little bit. I'm I'm sorry. I'm just looking
at all your work, and I don't mean to be mean,

(03:33):
but are you even paying attention? Like when I talk
to you, are you listening to me? Or are you distracted?
You aren't stupid, Okay, don't say that you're not stupid.

(04:00):
I just I know you struggle with this type of stuff,
and that's what friends are for, to make sure you
don't have to deal with all of this alone. I
help you out, and you help me right, usually not

(04:21):
with any school stuff, but you keep me company and
you like to listen to me. Ramble about my problems.
So that's enough for me. This test is just a
multiple choice, right, that's so easy, my promise. Yeah, easiest

(04:46):
thing in the world. You can just memrize a couple
answers and you honestly could guess and probably pass. Okay,
I'm gonna look through this and I'm gonna check the
answers with you. Okay, let me know what you got

(05:12):
for the first one? See second one, b third one
is see you again? And are you ready for the
last one? Mm? Hm? Oh about I don't tell you

(05:38):
and you try to figure it out yourself. Don't give
me that lie. I gave you all of the other answers,
and I've been paving you this entire time. Surely you
can figure out the last one. Right. Oh so you

(06:02):
really need my help, really really really need my help.
Oh about? I'll give you the last answer, but I

(06:23):
want to get to ask a question first, just one question. Okay.
I don't want you to get mad at me, so
if you don't want to answer, you don't have to.
But there's something that's been on my mind for a while. Now,

(06:51):
do you do you actually need help with the stuff?
Are you sure you actually you don't know anything or
are you just making it all up? It's really hard
and miss every single question on a multiple choice. You know,

(07:15):
I mean, we've been friends for years, so many years,
and I know you better than anyone else. I know
you're not stupid. Honestly, you might be smarter than me.
But you always ask me to come help you. So

(07:39):
what is it are you? Are you actually struggling with
door or are you just trying to come up with
some excuse to get me here. Maybe you're trying to
tell me so thing and you're too shy, and if

(08:04):
it's something that I'm supposed to pick up by, I'm sorry,
but I'm not getting it. You always ask me to
come over every single day of the week, and even
on the weekends. Yeah, always want to study. You're the

(08:24):
only person I know that studies on the weekend. Everyone
else likes to slack off and relax. Maybe you play
some games or anything, but we end up spending hours
together every weekend. You know, I can see how red

(08:47):
your face is getting, right? Why are you in parents?
Are you? Are you actually that's stupid? You didn't think
I would figure it out? So maybe you're some genius

(09:10):
with a master plan so why why don't you tell me?
Why did you ask me to come over every single
day of the week. Obviously you know better than I
do of whenever we're studying. Even though I get questions

(09:35):
wrong sometimes, but you get everyone wrong, so clearly you
know the right answer. Right. You want to come closer?
Are you doing me a secret? Right in my ear?

(09:58):
You're so shy? Huh, I'm telling you, it's just the
two of us. It's not like anybody's gonna hear. Okay, fine,
you really need the whisper and right in my ear,

(10:19):
let me get a little closer. Okay, you're actually gonna
be honest with me. Okay, then what's the reason? Not?

(10:44):
Uh huh? Didn't you just kiss me? Why did you
just kiss me? Why did I like it? That's the
first quoes when you're asking me. I mean, I I

(11:06):
don't know you were gonna do that? What What was
that supposed to mean? Was it like a friendly guess?
Just you know, maybe you're teasing me or something, or

(11:28):
maybe not. Maybe I'm just making something up right. I
don't think I've ever kissed any of my other friends.
I guess maybe it was just one of the more
romantic kind of kisses. Wow, Wow, I'm why did you

(11:59):
do that? You know? I knew you were stupid, but
I didn't realize you were this stupid. You think I'm stupid? Well,

(12:20):
I mean maybe I kind of am. I feel right
into your trap, didn't I. I thought you were being
honest with me. I guess that's my fault for caring
too much. I really thought you needed all that help
with your homework, and all the times you invited me over.

(12:43):
I thought you weren't being genuine. I didn't know it
was just some excuse to get me here. Because yeah,
you liked me, I can't believe you actually like me. Wait, well,

(13:06):
before before anything else, I I wanted to tell you something.
You know. The reason I kept saying yes and I
never fought back was I honestly had a huge crush

(13:29):
on you. That's a little silly to say, a little cheesy,
but I was crushing really hard. Hi. I guess you
could say I was madly in love. I didn't think

(13:50):
of telling you I was. I was just going to
keep it a secret. I figured if nothing happened, then
it would gradual. Wait, and I might never see you again.
Am I going to give you an answer. Oh, the

(14:12):
last answer to the homework. God, I can't believe that's
what you're still worrying about right now. You know, I
really liked talking about this, okay, being able to open
up like that. Listen. The last one is d okay,

(14:41):
are you happy? Well? I I did say I have
somewhere to be, and I wish I could be here
with you. I wish you would have told me sooner.
You know. I'm kind of an idiot for that, But

(15:06):
I think I have to go tomorrow, dear, and you
still want to come to my place. We can still
hang out even if you don't really need to study. No,
I'm promised. It's okay. You can come over and make

(15:31):
and watch a movie or something, although I might need
you to teach me a few things, since I guess
you really are smarter than me. Yeah, okay, well, oh,

(15:52):
I'll see you tomorrow, okay,
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