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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, I guess this is the room, isn't it. I
don't know whether the school wanted to group somebody like
you with me or what. Nobody likes me anyways, so
I guess nobody wants the room with me. Oh, I
guess that's my own fault, right, I can't be too mad. Well,
(00:33):
it's just you, you and me. But I didn't know
they were gonna allow coedt dorms. I guess I won't
be too bad. I have a cute face like you
sleeping in my bed tonight. No, you don't have an option.
(00:57):
I'm not sleeping on the floor, and don't I think
I'd get in trouble if I made you sleep on
the floor. I guess that's too bad. Huh, what are
you scared? It's only for one night? Are you afraid
I'm going to hurt you? I can't do that much
(01:21):
damage in one night. You think too highly of me,
Although I guess, to be fair, if I'm gonna be
the one with you, I guess you'll be begging by
the time it's all over. That's what everybody does when
(01:44):
I believe that, And I guess it's your turn now.
What he thought i'd meant something different. Asa. You know
I don't want you. You're not my type. You're a
(02:05):
little doo soft for me. It's not mean, it's true.
You know you could work out a little more. Have
you tried lifting a bit more weight? Let me guess
(02:26):
you're stuck at the same racker for how long? Now?
Surely you can do better. Look, I'm gonna be in
this room whether you like it or not, so you
have to deal with it. Okay, you can talk to
(02:51):
anybody you want. But I'm pretty sure all the teachers
are already a sleep and I don't think that I
can't have any late night room changes. I think it's
a little too late to change your mind. Don't you
think maybe if you weren't so slow and you actually
paid attention, you'd be able to catch it next time.
(03:16):
They probably had a roster somewhere you could have looked at,
or maybe you could have I don't know, check the
names on the door. I didn't read any of it
because I don't care. I don't care who's in here
with me, because I know it's my room. I own
(03:39):
this place. But apparently it's clear that you do care.
You're in here trembling and bad because you're so afraid
to be in the same room as me. You look
like you just saw a ghost, pale as could be.
(04:02):
I'm not that scary, am I It's just one night.
What's so bad? There's not much wrong with that, right?
I know it sucks that you're stuck with me, okay,
so it might as well make it a good night.
(04:25):
What do you say? It's not my fault that you
can't take it that you are so whiny, so miserable.
I'm not being mean. I'm just poking fun. Everybody thinks
(04:45):
whenever I tease them a little of it that I
am being away to mean half the time when people
call me a bully, I'm not even trying. Is that
what you're always thinking? You were so sensitive? What you
(05:06):
want me to apologize? Huh? All right? I am so
so sorry. I'm so sorry for telling you exactly how
it is. Sorry for telling you you look so but
(05:28):
that I trembling, shaking, looking like you're gonna piss the
bad I'm sorry, all right, So I'll stop. Is that
feel better? You're not gonna cry anymore. I'm not gonna
run to your mom and beg for her to fix it. All,
(05:56):
m you are so cute. Jeez, I could not be
left in a room with you. You are just so cute,
so innocent, I couldn't resist beating you up. What get
(06:22):
your mind out of the gutter. You always have to
sink something weird? All right, Fine, I'll try not to
be mean. Okay, only if you can promise you're not
gonna get upset about every little thing. Well, yeah, I said,
(06:50):
I'll try to be nicer, and trying doesn't mean I will.
Just don't be so sensitive and I'll be a little
more forgiving. Okay, yes, I mean it. I mean it
may not seem like much now, but surely you'll be
(07:13):
able to notice. Right whatever, Just let me lay down. Okay,
you are ruining the entire vibe of the room. You're
just so uptight. You look terrified, and you clearly don't
(07:34):
want me to be here. You know, it makes me
feel a bit bad. Normally I don't really care when
people are all upset with me, but if I'm stuck
in a room with you, then I don't want to
feel like that. I guess it is for an obvious reason,
(07:57):
but not very nice, you know, But maybe that's just me.
Luck Just let me lay down and I'll leave you alone. Okay.
I won't even get near you, since you can't take it.
(08:19):
If I even look at you, I'll sit here and
won't do nothing. I'll mind my own business and we
can be so so boring. Yeah whatever, Ah, that's that
(08:45):
is quite comfy, though. I guess our school finally decided
to use all that money they have from us. They
get a nice hotel. What is your deal. I didn't
say anything to you. Just relax, dude. I I didn't
(09:07):
touch you, I didn't even look at you, and you're
over here acting like I'm gonna attack it any second. Look,
you just yelled at me for no reason. I didn't
insult you or anything. Just chill, okay. I honestly feel
(09:34):
like you've never been in any social situation. Have you.
You're so uptight you don't know how to have any
fun whatever. No, I'm I'm not insulting you. I'm just
telling you that's how it is. Just try to relax, okay,
(10:01):
try to have a little fun. I know everybody can't
take it when people are mean, but just relax. You
know you you don't have to sit at the foot
(10:22):
of the bed like that. You kind of look like
a desperate little puppy down there. You might as well
start whimpering at this point. No, stop, seriously, and everything's weird.
Just get somewhere that isn't begging at the foot of
(10:48):
the bed for any space. Okay, you can, you can
lay down. I'm not gonna hurt you. I promise. I
don't want to get kicked out. Okay, We're on a
nice trip and I want to enjoy it. And if
(11:09):
that means I have to get this shy idiot i'm
sharing a room with to actually loose enough, then I'll
do it. I didn't really have to do all of this,
you know. I could have been so mean to you,
(11:30):
could have pushed you around. I even gonna made you
sleep on the floor. You know, maybe you would have
liked that. What I'm making a joke. Okay, don't make
it weird. But I was nice to you. And are
(11:52):
you grateful? No? You're not. You guys still so un annoying.
So I'm tied about everything, So how about your relax? Okay,
I'll be nice. There's a pillow right here with your
(12:13):
name on it. Lay down. I feel like this is
the first time you looked at me in the eye,
but he still looks so scared. You know, I'm not
that bad, right, If I was gonna do something to you,
(12:36):
I would have already done it. You'd have a broken
bone or two. We'd have to call the nurse. And
but you're fine, So stop trembling and your laps. You know,
I've honestly kind of grown to like you. It's a
(13:00):
lot of fun when I get to tease you like that,
kind of like playing with your food, just getting to
zee react, not knowing what to do. Will you even
be able to sleep tonight? Or am I going to
have to knock you out? I wouldn't be complaining either way,
(13:25):
but I promise you'll be okay. You know you're actually
not that bad looking. I know I tease you a lot,
but you really aren't that bad. I guess I did
(13:52):
tell you i'd be nice, So no idiot, I'm I'm
not lying. I promise, I swear, don't look at me
like that. Okay, I promise you actually are a kind
(14:13):
of attractor. And if you tell anybody that I told
you that, then I will have to come break a
few boats. Okay, I'm just kidding. Nobody would believe you anyway.
Nobody wouldn't believe that an idiot like you got a
(14:38):
confession like that from the bully that literally picks on
you every single day. How many times? If I bust
your nose into a locker, fladdling around the school blood
all over you, nobody would believe you. And you know
(15:02):
that means I can say anything to you right now
and nobody would believe you. What do I want to say?
Huh that I think you're a tractor, that you're irresistible,
(15:24):
and maybe I think you're the hottest guy I've ever seen.
Nobody would believe you. Hm hm ah, this is way
too fun. Your cheeks are bright red, but you're still
so scared. Are you confused? You probably have no idea
(15:49):
what's going on? Right? Hm? Maybe that's for the past.
But you know, I could be telling some truths and
maybe I'm telling some lies. By a word to say
everything I do, it's because maybe maybe it's just my
(16:15):
way of showing affection. Would you believe it every day
that I believe you for your money, I push your
books to the floor, and I smash your heart. Maybe
(16:37):
it's just to claim you, claim you as mind or
Maybe I'm just bullshiting and it's all from my own
personal enjoyment. But maybe those two are the same thing
to you. Maybe you like getting your advaged done. Maybe
(17:03):
you like being humiliated in front of the entire school.
What do I know? Maybe I don't care, or maybe
maybe I do it because I know you like it.
(17:24):
If I told you, if I told you that I
love you, what would you think? M M? What would
you say? If you're bullying? Told you then she was
in love with you, she'd be disgusted? Or would you
(17:50):
be crawling to be hers? Are you begging to be mine?
Begging to be with me? Surely you wouldn't be so desperate, right,
You wouldn't embarrass yourself like that, But here you are terrified,
(18:16):
not saying a single word. Yeah, your face is bright red.
I can tell this isn't only fun for me? Right?
Do you like me teasing you, bugging bunn at you?
(18:38):
Maybe it's something you secretly wish I would do more often,
But you know you wouldn't want to cross that boundary?
Watch you? Or maybe you want, but I don't think
(18:58):
I should let you. I should tell you all these
things and then just keep pullying you keep making fun
of you and never acknowledge it. Another day you'll have
all these feelings inside of you. Confiars he won't be
(19:23):
able to stop thinking about me, right, or maybe you
already can't stop thinking about me. Maybe all you think
about is me. You ares so pathetic, oh so, but
(19:46):
but you're just so cute. How about I just let
your mind wander, let your process all these thoughts, and
just get some sleep, because I wouldn't want to give
(20:08):
you too much to play with. Mm hmm, good night.
Tomorrow I can be done like none of this has
ever happened. Unless you really want I'm back. For me
(20:29):
to be honest to you, maybe I will. Maybe I'll
show you how I really feel. For now, I want
you to go to sleep, thanking, good night, my dad.
(20:59):
I will all idiot, sweet drink. Maybe if you're lucky,
I really do love you. Hm
Well, I guess this is the room, isn't it. I
don't know whether the school wanted to group somebody like
you with me or what. Nobody likes me anyways, so
I guess nobody wants the room with me. Oh, I
guess that's my own fault, right, I can't be too mad. Well,
(00:33):
it's just you, you and me. But I didn't know
they were gonna allow coedt dorms. I guess I won't
be too bad. I have a cute face like you
sleeping in my bed tonight. No, you don't have an option.
(00:57):
I'm not sleeping on the floor, and don't I think
I'd get in trouble if I made you sleep on
the floor. I guess that's too bad. Huh, what are
you scared? It's only for one night? Are you afraid
I'm going to hurt you? I can't do that much
(01:21):
damage in one night. You think too highly of me,
Although I guess, to be fair, if I'm gonna be
the one with you, I guess you'll be begging by
the time it's all over. That's what everybody does when
(01:44):
I believe that, And I guess it's your turn now.
What he thought i'd meant something different. Asa. You know
I don't want you. You're not my type. You're a
(02:05):
little doo soft for me. It's not mean, it's true.
You know you could work out a little more. Have
you tried lifting a bit more weight? Let me guess
(02:26):
you're stuck at the same racker for how long? Now?
Surely you can do better. Look, I'm gonna be in
this room whether you like it or not, so you
have to deal with it. Okay, you can talk to
(02:51):
anybody you want. But I'm pretty sure all the teachers
are already a sleep and I don't think that I
can't have any late night room changes. I think it's
a little too late to change your mind. Don't you
think maybe if you weren't so slow and you actually
paid attention, you'd be able to catch it next time.
(03:16):
They probably had a roster somewhere you could have looked at,
or maybe you could have I don't know, check the
names on the door. I didn't read any of it
because I don't care. I don't care who's in here
with me, because I know it's my room. I own
(03:39):
this place. But apparently it's clear that you do care.
You're in here trembling and bad because you're so afraid
to be in the same room as me. You look
like you just saw a ghost, pale as could be.
(04:02):
I'm not that scary, am I It's just one night.
What's so bad? There's not much wrong with that, right?
I know it sucks that you're stuck with me, okay,
so it might as well make it a good night.
(04:25):
What do you say? It's not my fault that you
can't take it that you are so whiny, so miserable.
I'm not being mean. I'm just poking fun. Everybody thinks
(04:45):
whenever I tease them a little of it that I
am being away to mean half the time when people
call me a bully, I'm not even trying. Is that
what you're always thinking? You were so sensitive? What you
(05:06):
want me to apologize? Huh? All right? I am so
so sorry. I'm so sorry for telling you exactly how
it is. Sorry for telling you you look so but
(05:28):
that I trembling, shaking, looking like you're gonna piss the
bad I'm sorry, all right, So I'll stop. Is that
feel better? You're not gonna cry anymore. I'm not gonna
run to your mom and beg for her to fix it. All,
(05:56):
m you are so cute. Jeez, I could not be
left in a room with you. You are just so cute,
so innocent, I couldn't resist beating you up. What get
(06:22):
your mind out of the gutter. You always have to
sink something weird? All right, Fine, I'll try not to
be mean. Okay, only if you can promise you're not
gonna get upset about every little thing. Well, yeah, I said,
(06:50):
I'll try to be nicer, and trying doesn't mean I will.
Just don't be so sensitive and I'll be a little
more forgiving. Okay, yes, I mean it. I mean it
may not seem like much now, but surely you'll be
(07:13):
able to notice. Right whatever, Just let me lay down. Okay,
you are ruining the entire vibe of the room. You're
just so uptight. You look terrified, and you clearly don't
(07:34):
want me to be here. You know, it makes me
feel a bit bad. Normally I don't really care when
people are all upset with me, but if I'm stuck
in a room with you, then I don't want to
feel like that. I guess it is for an obvious reason,
(07:57):
but not very nice, you know, But maybe that's just me.
Luck Just let me lay down and I'll leave you alone. Okay.
I won't even get near you, since you can't take it.
(08:19):
If I even look at you, I'll sit here and
won't do nothing. I'll mind my own business and we
can be so so boring. Yeah whatever, Ah, that's that
(08:45):
is quite comfy, though. I guess our school finally decided
to use all that money they have from us. They
get a nice hotel. What is your deal. I didn't
say anything to you. Just relax, dude. I I didn't
(09:07):
touch you, I didn't even look at you, and you're
over here acting like I'm gonna attack it any second. Look,
you just yelled at me for no reason. I didn't
insult you or anything. Just chill, okay. I honestly feel
(09:34):
like you've never been in any social situation. Have you.
You're so uptight you don't know how to have any
fun whatever. No, I'm I'm not insulting you. I'm just
telling you that's how it is. Just try to relax, okay,
(10:01):
try to have a little fun. I know everybody can't
take it when people are mean, but just relax. You
know you you don't have to sit at the foot
(10:22):
of the bed like that. You kind of look like
a desperate little puppy down there. You might as well
start whimpering at this point. No, stop, seriously, and everything's weird.
Just get somewhere that isn't begging at the foot of
(10:48):
the bed for any space. Okay, you can, you can
lay down. I'm not gonna hurt you. I promise. I
don't want to get kicked out. Okay, We're on a
nice trip and I want to enjoy it. And if
(11:09):
that means I have to get this shy idiot i'm
sharing a room with to actually loose enough, then I'll
do it. I didn't really have to do all of this,
you know. I could have been so mean to you,
(11:30):
could have pushed you around. I even gonna made you
sleep on the floor. You know, maybe you would have
liked that. What I'm making a joke. Okay, don't make
it weird. But I was nice to you. And are
(11:52):
you grateful? No? You're not. You guys still so un annoying.
So I'm tied about everything, So how about your relax? Okay,
I'll be nice. There's a pillow right here with your
(12:13):
name on it. Lay down. I feel like this is
the first time you looked at me in the eye,
but he still looks so scared. You know, I'm not
that bad, right, If I was gonna do something to you,
(12:36):
I would have already done it. You'd have a broken
bone or two. We'd have to call the nurse. And
but you're fine, So stop trembling and your laps. You know,
I've honestly kind of grown to like you. It's a
(13:00):
lot of fun when I get to tease you like that,
kind of like playing with your food, just getting to
zee react, not knowing what to do. Will you even
be able to sleep tonight? Or am I going to
have to knock you out? I wouldn't be complaining either way,
(13:25):
but I promise you'll be okay. You know you're actually
not that bad looking. I know I tease you a lot,
but you really aren't that bad. I guess I did
(13:52):
tell you i'd be nice, So no idiot, I'm I'm
not lying. I promise, I swear, don't look at me
like that. Okay, I promise you actually are a kind
(14:13):
of attractor. And if you tell anybody that I told
you that, then I will have to come break a
few boats. Okay, I'm just kidding. Nobody would believe you anyway.
Nobody wouldn't believe that an idiot like you got a
(14:38):
confession like that from the bully that literally picks on
you every single day. How many times? If I bust
your nose into a locker, fladdling around the school blood
all over you, nobody would believe you. And you know
(15:02):
that means I can say anything to you right now
and nobody would believe you. What do I want to say?
Huh that I think you're a tractor, that you're irresistible,
(15:24):
and maybe I think you're the hottest guy I've ever seen.
Nobody would believe you. Hm hm ah, this is way
too fun. Your cheeks are bright red, but you're still
so scared. Are you confused? You probably have no idea
(15:49):
what's going on? Right? Hm? Maybe that's for the past.
But you know, I could be telling some truths and
maybe I'm telling some lies. By a word to say
everything I do, it's because maybe maybe it's just my
(16:15):
way of showing affection. Would you believe it every day
that I believe you for your money, I push your
books to the floor, and I smash your heart. Maybe
(16:37):
it's just to claim you, claim you as mind or
Maybe I'm just bullshiting and it's all from my own
personal enjoyment. But maybe those two are the same thing
to you. Maybe you like getting your advaged done. Maybe
(17:03):
you like being humiliated in front of the entire school.
What do I know? Maybe I don't care, or maybe
maybe I do it because I know you like it.
(17:24):
If I told you, if I told you that I
love you, what would you think? M M? What would
you say? If you're bullying? Told you then she was
in love with you, she'd be disgusted? Or would you
(17:50):
be crawling to be hers? Are you begging to be mine?
Begging to be with me? Surely you wouldn't be so desperate, right,
You wouldn't embarrass yourself like that, But here you are terrified,
(18:16):
not saying a single word. Yeah, your face is bright red.
I can tell this isn't only fun for me? Right?
Do you like me teasing you, bugging bunn at you?
(18:38):
Maybe it's something you secretly wish I would do more often,
But you know you wouldn't want to cross that boundary?
Watch you? Or maybe you want, but I don't think
(18:58):
I should let you. I should tell you all these
things and then just keep pullying you keep making fun
of you and never acknowledge it. Another day you'll have
all these feelings inside of you. Confiars he won't be
(19:23):
able to stop thinking about me, right, or maybe you
already can't stop thinking about me. Maybe all you think
about is me. You ares so pathetic, oh so, but
(19:46):
but you're just so cute. How about I just let
your mind wander, let your process all these thoughts, and
just get some sleep, because I wouldn't want to give
(20:08):
you too much to play with. Mm hmm, good night.
Tomorrow I can be done like none of this has
ever happened. Unless you really want I'm back. For me
(20:29):
to be honest to you, maybe I will. Maybe I'll
show you how I really feel. For now, I want
you to go to sleep, thanking, good night, my dad.
(20:59):
I will all idiot, sweet drink. Maybe if you're lucky,
I really do love you. Hm
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