[SPICY] I Can’t Stop Touching Myself Thinking About You – Wet Solo ASMR

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tonight is just so boring. I mean, yeah, I know
I invited you to hang out because I was bored,
But now I'm still bored. And I know it's not
your fault. I've just been so bored for the past
few days, and I feel like I don't have anything

(00:23):
to do. I just want something interesting and I don't
know what, but I just want some excitement in my life.
Something has to happen eventually, right, something to spice things up.

(00:43):
So what's new with you? Have you been up to
anything fun? Then goofing off getting yourself into trouble? Oh
my god? Wait, really, you finally have a crush on someone? What?
I why didn't you tell me sooner? I want to

(01:05):
know everything about them? Okay, so what your crush invited
you to hang out? Well, are you gonna say? Yes? Honestly,
if a girl invites you over, she she probably wants to,

(01:28):
you know, through stuff with you. But why do you
look so sad? It's it's literally your crush. Why why
would that ever be a bad thing? Oh? I mean yeah,

(01:48):
you guys might end up having your first kiss. Yeah,
that's not that bad though. Wouldn't you want that? Oh?
You you don't really know how to kiss. Well, I

(02:10):
guess we all start somewhere, right. I guess I could
tell you some of my secrets and how I usually
do that kind of stuff with someone. I've had a
lot of practice, but it's a little hard to just

(02:31):
tell somebody how to kiss. It's kind of something you'd
learn yourself. No, it's I did my own practice. I'm
still kind of a loser. I wouldn't say I've had
my first kiss, but I don't know. You get curious,

(02:53):
and I think I've practiced enough to be pretty good
at it. What. No, if I'm I'm not going to
practice kissing with you, No, that that would be weird.
And I don't want things to be weird between us,
and you know I I don't. I don't want to

(03:15):
make things awkward. But if you think that it would help,
I I don't mind. If you really really think it
would help you, but only only then. And I mean,

(03:40):
I guess we've known each other for a while, and
if we don't make it weird, then it's not going
to be weird. But I don't know, it's it still
feels really weird. I don't I don't know what to say.

(04:02):
I want to help you, but just don't tell anyone else. Okay,
this stays between us, and please don't make it weird. Okay,
we we can't do it here though. We're in the
middle of the house, and I don't know if someone

(04:23):
comes home, or maybe the mailman comes or something, it's
going to be really awkward. And you know, we're friends,
and it would be really weird if they start asking questions.
Let's just go to my room. Okay, no, no, not

(04:45):
not in a weird way. Just we can go to
my room so we have some privacy. And I'm I'm
kind of making this awkward. I'm I'm sorry. I I
really do want to help you. I'm just kind of
an awkward person. But let's just go up to my

(05:07):
room and we can teach each other what me know.
I can show you what to do with your hands
and stuff. And I mean, maybe it's gonna be weird,
but you'll be better at the end, right, and then
you'll be ready for your crush and you guys can

(05:29):
have a great evening. Right. Let's just hurry up and
get up there before people start asking questions. Okay, awesome.
Just make yourself comfortable and get a pillow or whatever
you want. This is sold. Gie, me so anxious. I

(05:56):
don't know why, but I actually feel kind of nervous.
You know, I've I've never kissed one of my friends before. Wait,
wouldn't it technically be your first kiss? I mean, only
if we were to kiss. But I guess it doesn't

(06:21):
count because you're saving your first kiss for your crush, right.
I don't want to rob you of your first kiss.
It's it's supposed to be special, you know, with your
special someone. Yeah, I can't believe we're about to do this.

(06:42):
It's so weird. I'm I'm just gonna shut up. I'm sorry.
I just keep talking and making everything more awkward. I'm
just gonna keep my mouth shut and I'll try not
to make it worse than it is. I'm going to

(07:03):
try to be really, really serious because this is a
really serious thing and I want to help you. It's
just kind of weird. It's not something i'm used to.
I usually don't do this with my friends, you know.
So I'll do my best, and I'll just treat this

(07:25):
like a job, and my job is to teach you
how to kiss. I'll guide you through it all the way. Okay,
just step by step, all right. So first thing, you
want to grab my.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hand like this?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, oh, this already is really weird. I have to
do it. Just grab my hand and hold it like this. Okay,
it wasn't that hard. And I want you to lean

(08:08):
forward just a little bit so your crush kits then
that you want to do it, and and I guess
she'll probably lean into and and then you guys can
start kissing. So just lean in a bit, okay, and

(08:37):
then huh okay, that wasn't so bad, right, And then
there's there's also something you can do that it really
works if you want to have your first kiss, if

(09:01):
you just grab their hand and you rub your thumb
in their palm, just like being gentle. And it's a
big hint that you want to get to know them
a little more. So if you just try it, done,

(09:22):
you see, and it makes you feel really good. And
now I can lean in, I guess you so are
you ready? Just remember all of this is between us.

(09:47):
Don't tell anyone about any of this, and don't make
you weird. Okay, okay, close your eyes, I don't I
want you to look at me while I do this. Okay,

(10:32):
I guess I got a little carried away. I'm sorry,
but there you go. You see, it's not that hard, right,
and honestly, you're actually quite cut. I guess there are
some things you could improve on, but you kept up

(10:56):
with me for the most part.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's it's a little rude though, just to keep feeding
into it like that. It was only supposed to be one.
But I mean, you could try to do something with
your hands, because it's kind of awkward if things are

(11:24):
just still right, I guess you could get them maybe
under my shirt or your CRUSH's shirt, and you just
push them up and feel around up the back, and

(11:45):
I guess it could let you pull her closer, right.
Maybe you could try to do that. I guess you
just a few times and try it, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Mhm mm hmmm mm hmmm, m hm.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
That that's the tick, golash It. It feels really nice, though,
you know. I I honestly think you're you're ready, and
you know, for your first kiss with your crush, you're

(12:41):
honestly more of a natural than I thought you were
gonna be. And I mean, of course you you have
a really good teacher. I'm sure it'll just be a
lot more awkward between you guys when when it happens.
But you know it's it's gonna go great. And I

(13:02):
have a lot of faith in you. You know, maybe
just be a bit more confident with your hands, you know,
do what what you want and like you mean it.

(13:23):
I mean, yeah, I guess we could try one more time,
but you can. You can improvise and go wherever you want.
You don't have to go up the back, I guess.
So just whenever you whenever you kiss someone, do what

(13:49):
you want. I'm I'm gonna kiss you now, Okay,