Kawffersations

Vinny came down with the sickness so we apologize if this podcast seems a little slow and unenergized. Also excuse Vinny's coughs. Vinny didn't include time codes either because this podcast was VERY late (we normally upload on Monday). We hope you enjoy this episode and the very little knowledge we have of the Emmy's

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Wow. We've made it! Together! Not just Vinny And Napoleon. Well, I guess if you haven't seen it, then it only is us who made it. Don't worry, you'll get there soon. We know movie theaters get crowded and no one wants to be bumping uglies with someone next to them. They might have sweaty elbows! ANYWAY, We're getting off track! What more is there to say about this episode. Vinny & Napoleon saw Thor 4 or 4 Thor 4th on opening nig...

The day has finally come. Thor 4 is coming out today and Nap and Vinny couldn't be more excited! In anticipation, you've seen us go through some great Thor movies, and maybe some shit ones, not saying any names *cough cough* Thor 2. Ragnarok has been praised as the best Thor movie to be released and maybe we agree...maybe one more than the other....maybe both are smitten by Low Cut Jeans Hemsworth ! The first Waititi MCU film and m...

HOLLYY MOLLYYYY we are 2 days away from Thor 4 and at first Nap and Vinny were super hyped for Thor by hearing great reviews, but now Critics are popping on our parade. Nap and Vinny always say keep your eyes open and your buttholes closed and go in without comparing it to other films. Don't ever listen to critics, not even us because we are just two idiots in a room. Also, Vinny finally caught up to Nap and saw The Black Phone sta...

Thor is back and he's ready to crush all of Santa's Little Helpers in Thor V The Dark Elves. If you've seen this one, you know it isn't truly Thor V the main villain or even much about the dark elves. This should be called Thor: Vacation To The Dark World. I think about 20 minutes of the movie takes place in the dark world and Thor and Malekith only interact with each other for about 10 minutes. This is the definition of a THORIBBL...

Obi Wan Kenobi has come to an end and our hearts are happy we were able to hear one final "Hello There". We think if the entire series was crap, that still would've been a saving grace for sure. Hop on your Pod Racers....well maybe ship is more relatable for this series, and join the dark side, or light side, or just hang out. Either way, we're cool with it! Time codes are below for everything Napoleon and Vinny talk about AND they...

Well we finally made it. Like thor, Napoleon and Vinny are throwing themselves into the some what old trilogy that is The Ruler Of Asgard. Except we weren't thrown through a weird blue laser. Kevin Feige let us into his brain into the second installment into Phase 1 of the MCU. Wow we've come along way as fans. Does this 12 year old movie hold up, I can tell you that the blonde caterpillared eyebrow Chris Hemsworth definitely is wo...

Hello boys and squirrels and welcome back to another episode. Here at Kawffersations, we try and provide the best news possible for all your ears to enjoy. Well, hopefully we succeeded with the good news of Ezra Miller getting da boot from Warner Bros and possibly Hollywood all together. Yes the news we've all been waiting for. Also, while we love movies here, there are a fair amount that are just awful, BUT on top of that, there a...

In honor of Lightyear in theaters today, Nap tests Vinny's Pixar knowledge with some 1/2 star reviews from Lettrbox. Let set the stage by saying Vinny hasn't really watched a Pixar film since he was a kid....or forced to watch one by someone. Vinny is an interesting breed and should probably be screamed at by a group of children or just people who love Disney films after this. 

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We've got a butt ton of news here today for you. Hollywood studios all around just said " here unload it on them. Take it all you grubby kids." And unload they did. We have time codes downs below for all the news, I think Vinny and Nap went 50 minutes with news. That's how much there was. And of course, They went into their patented Most Anticipated Movies segment. Nap lets just say is a wee bit excited for some things, while Vinny...

Well, well, well look where our motorless vehicle has taken us. The Final installment of the original Jurassic Park Trilogy. Boy what a ride its been.  We've had some laugh....at the movie, some smiles, Mostly Nap, and most important we made it out alive. This last adaptation of the original Michael Crichton book is director not by Spielberg but by a newer director at the time: Joe Johnston. Spielberg did dip his hand into thi...

Oh man Sony. You really did it this time. I wonder if someone in the Sony Office saw all the memes and when the execs thought it was a good idea to bring Morbius back to theaters said "UHHHH guys, you know they are crapping all over the movie right??" But hey, we all know Sony by now and their great decision making skills. So if you wanted to donate to Sony Pictures, you can be one of the 20 people that went to go see it this weeke...

Fasten your seatbelts, or shall we say get your tickets ready for the cruise ship to The Lost World. The 2nd installment to the Jurassic Park original trilogy....I guess you can call it. We can treat this movie just like Thor 2 and pretend it didn't happen because we kind of wished it didn't. Oh steven, what were you thinking with this one. Napoloeon was a fan, but Vinny on the other hand thinks this is a hot pile of garbage. Let u...

Did you have high hopes for different cameos in Dr Strange 2? Mayybbbeee like Tom Cruise?? Welllllll, don't be stupid because that was NEVER going to happen, BUT there are some confirmed cameos that were supposed to make the cut that Disney shoved their blockage up the tailpipe of Sam Raimi's old school yellow car. If you were wishing for some other characters to make an appearance, we have a list of some actors and marvel characte...

As we prepare for the final Jurassic World movie, Dominion, we couldn't help but take a trip down memory lane to a land before time...wait wrong movie. We fasten our seatbelts in our electric cars and keep our hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times to the Dinosaur Land! Will this movie stand the test of time, or will the CGI make your eyes squint and ask if you're looking at a dinosaur or a large dog. Steven Spielberg is ba...

Well, well, well...have you ever heard of The Cocaine Bear?! Oh you haven't?? Put away that FOMO because neither has Vinny, but apparently Napoleon likes to party so he dug up some very interesting news this week. This might be the first surprise news and Vinny was loving every second of it. Also Vinny and Nap sit down and rank all 15 (yes you read that correct) upcoming and confirmed Marvel Tv shows and decided to rank their favor...

Even though Napoleon and Vinny are a little late on this, they thought it would be a great idea to share their top 13 horror movies that they enjoy. How stooopid they were to share it a week late. Can't blame Vinny because he reads at a 5th grade level. And you can't blame Napoleon because...well....he'll betray you and try and take over your country. So if you guys are looking for some good horror films to watch in general, or hey...

With the release of Dr Strange and the cameos that may or may not have happened, we thought it would be cool to talk about some of Actors we'd love to see in some upcoming Marvel films! or maybe not see (hint hint because we named John Cena)....get it! Also June is full of poopy movies, but we still have some movies we're excited for ! Some of these you should definitely see. Sorry there are no time codes today either, the editing ...

Are you super excited about what Kevin Feiges got up that little sleeve of his? Vinny & Napoleon sure are! With so many great Marvel titles coming up in the next year/year and a half (with no trailers either) they decided to rank what they think will be their favorites! While some people use logic, Vinny & Napoleon use love...which clearly doesn't work! What a bunch of idiots. Let us know if you agree with either of our lis...