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Welcome back to the podcast everyone. I'm Brett Mayo. I'm Brandon Mayo and I'm Matthew

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Mayo, but that's not important because we're talking about the movie VHS today.
Thats information to be continued.

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I
Want to introduce the movie today

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Introduce them
Thunder buddy, all right, and I'm rain cloud
Puddle of mud condensation not like a puddle of mud like the shitty band

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There was like the angry creed which is essentially creed right. Oh, yeah, it's just steps of creed
Yeah
Most bands change album to album creed changes band to band
I'm feeling angry today. Let's make a different band

(01:57):
If you search puddle of mud some of the results crack me up because it's like the first one is kid rock one of them to open for it
It's like, yeah, no shit imagine that the second is they said they were heavily influenced by your father
I read the best joke the on rare and so it's the other day kid rock fans

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Are essentially the person who can tell you the exact legal amount of pseudo fed you can buy in each state
Listen, John you buy any more than that and you got the feds busting in your trailer while you're fucking your sister and you're screwed

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We said that his lyrics tell them but much like his lyrics
They're wrong because he thought he was doing sweet home Alabama, but he was doing the music to
Werewolves in London
Fucking dump his tribute to sweet home Alabama was a Warren Zayvon song
Well, I actually like werewolves of London more than

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I like it more than sweet home Alabama. It's pretty much free bird and
That's simple man. And that's a lot of swamp music
The CCR count in that the swamp they know no no
I know that's a Berkeley, but they do like that by you and also

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They have a vibe to them
They have three guitarists and if you listen to free bird and you listen to it
It sounds like fucking amazing because it's three guitarists layered on top of each other
but most of the time it's
Like one thumb like
Black people like you get out of my area

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Yeah
Is this
Songs or other swamp songs as you caught it swamp thing
Okay
People that are listening can't tell how much we love this move
We have no desire to talk about it at all right now. I made this
I actually like some Leonard's skin and song and I've decided to shit on him enough

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Just to not talk about this music movie and I'm gonna keep doing it
We all secretly love puddles
No
There and the line is there what you just said
Talk about VHS. Yeah
Like it was like on that record

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It was a joke
I'm gonna lose my secret clearance now
yours
It's like cat Stevens when they put them on the no-fly list when it became use use off Stevens or whatever
You like puddle of mud? No, no, no, you can't be on this light sir
Can't have you have some paint in the planes

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They put one of those helmets on you because you know when you have seizures and stuff
Because they're like we can't trust you. It's an active person
It's like going through your bag. It's just flannels and like American like flag cut off keys
Also, there's a creed album. You got to watch out for these people. This is this is what they do

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Dan come over here. Look at this. This is what I'm talking about. This is why we don't let them on the plane. You see this?
Now all this you're gonna see usually when you check their stuff all you gotta face mask says don't tread on me
It's part of
Don't step on snick
But there's part of the tsa training

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Know your kid rock friends and puddle of mud
They are violent. They will probably have a budweiser in their hand. Oh, oh
And they'll only have the elite or the legal amount of pseudofed on their person
That work they work about pseudofed. It'll be what kid rock told them so you could probably take them to jail for that alone

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Yep, that's all mud everyone. Thanks for listening to our podcast. I do want to go ahead and point out
I said Leonard Skinner's okay kid rock is not
No
Not a fan
It's just yeah, I'm trying to think of a song of his that actually is good
They're

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He does say that doesn't he
The boogie said up jump the generic white guy the boogie
We I love that when you find out he was actually born into a fairly wealthy family and I'm like, so he just grew into trash
Some people choose the trailer life

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Yeah, so he would join the farm
Poems where he goes the rose through out of the concrete
He's
The shit stain diaper that grew out of the fucking dollar bill
I mean being rich and financially curious cool and all but have you lived in the trailer?

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And like it's like five steps to any room have you tried buying pseudofed it the illegal
The amount that you could purchase oh man pseudofed. Oh, yeah, we have a pseudofed next to work
and uh, it is
A pseudofed not pseudofed
Oh
No, no, it's a recovery

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It's a what it's a recovery center and they give that medicine out to help people get off. No, no, no methadone
It's a box in suboxone clinic
And we always joke so like when they're open that place is like bumping and there's like people parked everywhere
Like waiting outside and it looks like a kid rock concert

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Do you guys remember in oh, what was a really bad movie you watched Miami connection that dude that looked like the actual world's kid rock
Yeah, it's just like clones of them male and female. Yeah, and there's not much difference
Oh, yeah, always wear a full shirt. You're not allowed in
Yeah, and it doesn't matter the temperature. That wasn't important. We just cut off shirt a lot of cigarettes everywhere

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Let's get security guards have like scissors to cut the sleeve
Actually, there is no security guards there walk back to your car and do it yourself or we can just do it on the spot
First hand job. It's like remember always your ultimate weapon. Wow. Cheers
Oh my god, this is Johnny's first

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Uh sleeve cut today. Yeah, but it's like a baptism. It's his first. It's his first. Can we get a picture of you with him?
Trim up his mullet before he goes out there
My hands are shaking because I'm on meth right now. I'm so nervous and high
Really high

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Just praise the lord for this. They post on their facebook like the uh, the sleeve cutting ceremony
I love that name already
and
I'm not only do the sleeve cutting ceremony pictures, but then it's like, you know the pictures in the sand that are Jesus' foot steps
Oh, yeah
That's where Jesus carried you as he cut off the sleeves of oppression

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So we were supposed to talk about a movie
I don't think we're there yet, man
I was just thinking about how like their next post would be about the stolen election
Oh, yeah, that's the first post and the next post and then how they did research on covid themselves
And then how Nancy Pelosi says stupid bitch and she should just die

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Well to be honest, I'm probably not wrong on all of that
That's taking down a notch. We should be able to talk to my clearance for real. Yeah
Yeah
No, I don't want her to die obviously. Oh, yeah, I just want that old dinosaur out of there
Old begatten times all the old ones the one time forgot

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Yeah, so that's my experience hashtag time limits at the uh
The clinic next to us so really nice people though that work there at the clinic slash sleeve cutting ceremony
However, there is one funny thing that I can say is they have some people park in the back and come through the back door
So that they're not seen out front and the nurses asked us that they're like, are you guys okay if people park in the back

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So they can't be seen out front. I'm like, that's kind of weird, right?
That's sketchy as fuck. You're getting back. Yeah, that's what we say. I mean, whatever though
what kind of
Back alley deals are being done right there. They're doing back alley abortions there
Yeah, that's down the row, but uh, I don't
I don't know. It's just it was just really weird when they brought it up to us, but

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That is super weird. It's really weird when you just brought it up to us
Yeah, that's so the it's one of those continues
It's one of those things I didn't look more into I've watched enough of the Sopranos, you know, you just don't look more into it
Just maybe the yeah
Get a hand in it because you need to get like, hey, do you want to buy my silence?

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Yeah
I those are the wrong people to try and like
Blackmail, they don't understand what you're doing after me. Yeah them and all their
They tried to blackmail me. You want they're like suboxone. You want suboxone?
You you want some what are you asking right now like
What are you trying to say? You got to let this sit under your tongue for 15 minutes

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But brother if you want money, I haven't got any all I've got on me is this kid rocking puddle of mud
I've got a compilation CD that my son burned for me 20 years ago
I'm signed off, I got some tall morph in the back
Still reserve motherfucker
Do they sell, sell, still reserve?

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I don't know
That was one of the worst beers I've ever had in my life
I don't I've not had that
I don't I don't I don't think I know what that is. I pretty much drink like it's weird because we grew up, you know
You're a year older than me and you're talking about a beer that I have no idea
I'm gonna say this our audience right now already knows us as family of course

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Hi mom for the ones you don't
um, I definitely uh
Hung out with some trashy folks
So you're here all that mess of dumb clinic, right? I mean, yeah, there was cody
Jesus
Yeah, it's a boxing clinic too. Oh

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Uh
God let's wind our way back. Let's talk about vhs. Uh, I think the best
I think you said whore anthology my cores and I'm like, I mean it kind of is
I think it's pretty clear that the none of the directors care for women at all
Oh, I think they think they care for women. Yes

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That's not making the man like the easy bad guy like oh, they had it coming
But also still all the women are doing like mostly killing in all of these and I was telling Rosie because she was like
I like the succubus story kind of I'm like
They they lean on stories for these ones that are essentially fairy tales or mythos that are
Don't get near that fucking woman. She'll suck to somebody you yeah, that's how most of these actually play out

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It's not that the women are righteous or the on the side of good. It's just don't trust the woman
You can treat them like shit because they're gonna kill you
Yep, that's the vibe you get
Kind of yeah, I would agree with that
You hear that Rosie don't come out of that room. I did kind of like the succubus story though. I will say I kind of like that one

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Yeah, I thought she was well done
I
There were parts where I don't I struggled to watch because it was so cringe for like like you said frat guy like
I fucking hate these characters
The guy who's sitting on the fucking couch. All right. There's a few things
I'm gonna mention on this one
His friend is sitting on the couch while he's trying to bang the one girl and then he's trying to the whole time

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That guy's just over there laughing
But then out of nowhere. He's like it's time to get
Naked and get my ass out there too. I'm just like he's the one that starts all this shit
But he's voyeuristic over there. He's like look at me. I'm just enjoying watching you too
Yeah, it was weird. I think we need to go back and put some context of what we're talking about
Yeah, we'll get there. I don't think the movie did that either so I should be bothered

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I mean, I got a point a to b real quick easy. Yeah
Okay, the movie starts out, uh, and we're watching like
A terrible like film footage
Yeah
So it's um, essentially the it looks like the crew that would be making um
Uh bum fights
Yeah, I would say yeah like kmart jackass on yeah

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They're making their own homemade bum fights except
I was telling rosie. I got a problem
Every one of these guys looked like cleaned and pressed and stuff and I know they wanted to make them look like filthy degenerates
Yeah, even how that but i'm like, yeah these motherfuckers would be care as they look more like they're suboxone clinic people
You know, so
Yes, sorry any audience members

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No, they're too busy. I listen to kid rock. I don't mind. Yeah, I could listen to this vhs podcast, but I think
I was gonna listen to kid rock
I think how many times we've said kid rock in this if anybody does a search like if facebook uses an algorithm
This will pop up in the feed quite a bit
That's true because you sure as hell. No those people aren't making their own algorithm to find this kind of stuff

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You sure as hell. No, they're not making their own decisions
algorithm. Yeah, I got rhythm
Yeah, I like the internet facebook. Tell me what to do. They still do beta
but
yeah, so this
group of
Assholes because that's what they are. They don't have any redeeming qualities, which is like

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Also one of the weaker parts of this movie is it really leans into that horror aspect of like
You know how horror films sometimes will have some subset of characters that have no redeeming quality so that they're gonna die
Feel bad. Yeah, everyone in this entire movie
is like that almost everyone I agree with you if there's
We started out with the fucking sexual assault very few people that you give a shit about in this movie

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I I just want to thank the last people that were going to the party because they look like they just wanted to have a fun party
Okay, so what what I would they actually seem like nice
Is we finally in done something?
Yeah
But uh, they get fucked this movie is how many different films is it? It's
five
Are we counting the main arch?

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No, I think that's more of a plot. So you have amateur night. You have second honeymoon
You have to stay amateur the 17th
Yeah, you have the sixth thing that happened at emily when she was younger and then you have
Uh, 10 31 98. Yeah, okay. So yeah, so five
So five different short films that

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this group of miscreants watch
That and that's kind of how it tells the story and they're not connected to each other
And I to be honest. I think that's what the weakness of this film is before we get into it is that
You every single short film has to reintroduce new characters and plot concepts
And it killed me
I'm okay with that too

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There's a there's a post on reddit. I read about it that um kind of talks that they try to connect it
Yeah, I know that was out of here
I doubt they put that much thought into this movie. Um, but there are some conspiracy theories
This movie is actually pretty popular among like, uh, horror fans. We liked it at one time

(18:07):
If we're being yeah, if we're all being honest, we all liked it at one point. I've recommended this movie. Yeah
And I feel like
Yeah, I watched it together and I thought I liked it, but now I'm so embarrassed by recommending it
There are still parts that I find enjoyable in this movie, but most of it is like
It's not like awkward cringe. I have to look away because you're like embarrassed, but it's just

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I don't know. I don't know the best way to work
And they're trying to do it like we're doing it on a budget so we can get away with this and I'm like
Yeah, yeah, but a high schooler could make a better film at times than this, you know
Yep, I agree. I think we can make a better film than this
Yeah, speaking of films that you recommend that kid rock could make a better film in the past. I don't think so

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No, okay. I'm sorry. There is a there is a live action he-man movie. I'm sure you guys remember that master
Master of the mother f***ing jr
It's just that great
Yeah, I watched that with you guys
Like remember the plane crash in that movie
Watch that
Huh? How long has it been since you've watched that? I've watched that like a f***ing year ago, man

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I sat down to watch that with my kid because I was like I remember love of this movie and oh my god
It was so rough. It was terrible. Hey Matt
Movie sweet man Matt. I'm not a uh a uh gun advocate, but I'm thinking about buying one
I have one right here actually
I love Matt
I'm not taking you to the nearest kid rock concert in Tosca, New York

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Yeah, I don't even need a gun. I just need to be like
He's got the suit of fed and they'll rip you from him from him
This guy, but we're gonna have to be suit of fed
You can just say I have minceaws or something and they'll get me
Yeah
You know, I think they're recovering I want to mention this fetuses

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He's selling gas out of his basement
I'm not trash talking the recovery center by the way. I guess I think it's awesome that
There has to be something in place of problem is Suboxone actually just feels like another mechanism
They said in place to make money because it keeps people on drugs
It's not an actual way to to simmer them off
Cody was on it for like six years and he that was his in between if he couldn't get drugs he'd get that

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It kind of feels like a profit making program instead of actual helping agency
Well because they churn through nurses like they have a new staff every life. I'm sure it's rough as hell on them
Could you imagine the people who come in there and they are fucking withdrawing and they've been told no
They can't get any more. I'm sure that's a fight when we had the bookstore open like because it was right next to it

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Yeah, we know is it
No, they weren't the clientele that we were trying to get
These were books that we were gonna recycle

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Sign spinner that said Suboxone and books
Those are fun times books, you know, we still sell books
We actually still sell books
And this is crazy. It's a Mennonite family or like multiple multiple families

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A Mennonite set come in and buy books from us
And they'll buy like a hundred 200 books at a time do they come in the vans?
Yep, or black ultimates. They have black fans and black ultimates
Those giant conversion vans on they'll drop off and like all the women will come out and like
Yeah, yeah, I don't
Love this conversation because I don't really have anything good to say about Mennonites and I

(22:05):
I don't have anything good to say about religion in general. So I'm fine with railing on all of them
So
I can move on. We should blow past this and talk about the worst scene in this movie, which is the first scene
I think
Yeah, when they attack that like the couple that's walking and they pull over in the parking lot and they just pull up her

(22:27):
Yeah, yeah, they
Yeah, yeah, that's again the film like hey these guys suck
It's like cool. I guess I guess it's cool. These guys suck
But and that's the thing though like what are you supposed to feel about that mom besides hating them, but then it's
Hating the people that made this movie too
And it's but it wants you to be absorbed in their kind of dirty ass world, but I'm like, I don't want to be part of that

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Yeah, this is too much
It's like I'll say this zombie where he introduces you to his characters and he makes them as trashy as possible and you're like
I don't want to be a part of this anymore. He paints them that way. Hey, I don't even like rob zombie the director
I don't finish his movies. I will say that he at least understands that when he shows that he's showing you
Filth this movie doesn't understand that they think no, this is just part of life almost and I'm like no

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Oh, this is never seen in these
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, this
I think that might be the worst scene when it comes to like
Hey matt
Yeah
Volume up
No, well, I'm out. I struggle to hear you sometimes over brandon and I know he's
You know, he gets into kid rock stuff, but can you hear me?

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I can yeah, I can hear you
But I think what it is is Mike placement slash make sure that fucking
Audio interface is turned all the way up
We are bringing a whole different like

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kind of people
What about now?
Where the kid
Are free gets boxing 10 books for me
They used to we don't we don't do it anymore
They used to
A free book for every suboxone. It wasn't free

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It wasn't free. How much they charge you for those to boxing you'd make a fortune
No, yeah saving money on your suboxone spend it on our books. Yeah
Yeah, it's like books, but uh
Maybe
I don't know but yeah, like matt. I'm sorry. You were talking about these trashy people doing this trashy stuff

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You're talking about the boxing or the boxing?
Okay, the movie. All right, so the movie
I agree that scene was the worst like, um
I guess plot wise and just like general character development. Yeah
But I actually think the worst scene comes after that
And that is when we watch them for like five minutes smash up a building with baseball bats

(25:07):
That's to let you know I got nausea from that
Yeah, the the first 10 minutes of this movie. I actually considered texting you on being like, can we pick a different movie?
Yeah, so the first 10 minutes
of this movie is we see a bunch of
Try to sell to girl and then film it and then
Then mash up an abandoned building with baseball bats

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It's a shot with handheld cameras. So like the shakeflip sucks the it's like grainy
It gets shaky and it gets like real shaky. It was giving me vertigo at times in the beginning
I would like to kind of defend myself here
My whole idea was like to watch it because we've been watching like goofy movies for a little bit
I like Cobra Highlander 2 Miami connection and samurai cop

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all
Two of those four movies. I loved quite a bit one of all my thought was enjoyable and one was Highlander 2
Oh, which was the one that was enjoyable?
Oh
No, yeah, all right, my amy connection. I love that's actually I think in my top 10 favorite movies
I'm not even joking. I love it so much. I've been listening to that soundtrack

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Like everyone at work knows it now
We're just friends together. I feel like a lad and a whole new world
And that imagine how I feel now because I was the one that said let's watch this movie. Yeah, well, don't
See if britney will watch uh, miami connection with you. I I bet she's most randoned on it instantly

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So I last time I was in korea. I showed it to a friend who's like super musically talented
And I told him I was watching and again. He's like, oh, that's awesome. He made a cover
Like cover songs for all of the songs in this movie and like he said them to me and they sound really awesome
Oh, does he need a boyfriend?
I'm not even gay

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He also fell in love with garf morangie like right away to
There good kid. Good kid. I love this guy already. Whoever he is telling the girl was in black country new road. Do I?
I will spread the word
But yes, the reason I recommended this movie is because I thought it'd be cool to like do an actual like

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Somewhat scary movie this movie's not scary at all. You were wrong
Hey, man coming in clear for once. Yeah
Hey, you gotta take out of your throat real good
But I guess I just wanted to watch him like a movie. I thought was scary at one point and then rewatching I felt
Immediately like it was a huge mistake
That was why when you originally brought it up

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I was like, let's do a new one because the thing with horror movies is unless it has that coat status like a
Evil dead where I'm like there can be humor or I can look at the cinematography or the the camera work and think that's cool
Um, most time it loses its last or one that I would say is not is like hereditary like that new
I'd watch hereditary and the witch multiple. Yeah

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So you have seen witch
Who me or brennan?
Oh
And
We're just like
And I was like
Yeah, also you're too dumb to know what scary is then kids

(28:27):
You know what sucks about that movie though is that it not the movie
It's I've tried to get other people to watch it and they won't watch it with me
I've gotten a bunch of people watching because she said they love it now
Mom got bored with it
Jelica and Jonathan got bored with it
Well, I'm bored with all of them even though they're the only people that are gonna be listening to this. I love you guys
I don't

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Give me this list of people
I
I will not settle for this. Oh, shit
That movie leaves like images in your head and stuff and like there are scenes and parts of that movie that I'll never forget
Wait

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Are you the devil?
Is when we watched it the first time here, I was like this guy was on game of thrones. I know that voice
He was like a side guy
Uh, no, he's not mountain
Theon wait a sec mountain's brother town. He was
He was like a side character that was only in like an episode or two. I just was like that voice
He was part of theon's gang

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He was like in the one theon's character that gave him up. Yeah, that's him
I'm sending you all
He's also part. Yeah, he's I think he's hot buzz. He's got a roll in
What what
That's pretty sure I'd have to look I know the one guy that is the mountain's brother is in hot buzz is the yurp

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Guy the hound yurp
You're the hound. Yep. Yeah, I sent you all those posters last week. I was telling you from mando
I just sent two more. They have the witch and the lighthouse posters and they are bad ass
I'm not seeing the lighthouse yet
Oh lighthouse is another it's not even a it's uh
It's a greek mythology. Yeah, that's what it is

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You know what I like that we are still not talking about vhs
It's the lighthouse is disgusting and it's awesome. It's some of the best acting ever
Just I'm gonna watch I love when you have two characters and they just
Riff off of each other and that's all you have because you have to make the most of that
You don't have set pieces. You don't have another character that can come in and like

(30:37):
You know add it in line and take off pressure. It's just that guy to be to an anthology film
Oh
Robert Eggers or um Eggers. Yeah
You know that he was a a wardrobe designer originally and then
Because there's him and I thought it was a set designer. It's the same thing. He designs

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He's the one who designs it's why he's so great though at like making his period like his movies feel like period pieces
Oh, yeah, like the part in the witch when it has a corn on the side of the the shed and it's like diseased
So it's making you question more stuff. It's like is that the witch that the farmland is it it did god actually curse?
I don't know

(31:20):
But all this cool stuff we're talking about is not in vhs because this movie doesn't have any depth to it
My point was I messed up by
Picking this movie, but now we get to talk about other things and it led to a fun kid rock discussion
And and yeah, all these great the witch
Mids mid-summer or mid-summer is an amazing movie. That movie's creepy. Yeah, lighthouse is amazing

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Hereditary
It follows is amazing
It follows is uh, it's not the same kind of level of creepiness at those. It's a fun watch and it reminds me of like great 80s movies
Yep, but it's also got a Detroit like that uh almost mad max kind of
Uh
Yeah, early Detroit techno is what it is, but have you seen it matt? It follows. Yeah. Yeah, I like to babadook

(32:12):
I like babadook a lot, but even that movie. I didn't think was scary. I just really liked it
it's themes of depression and
Maybe even sexuality
And the people that made this movie are like wait, so you can make a movie mean two things at once
I meant that he's trying to mean one thing. He also knew not to fuck her. Yeah

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You know that that was the biggest lie in the whole movie
I told rosie when the girl passed out and he was like, oh well, I'm done
Bullshit. Oh tool boy himself would have either
Gone for the act or he would have given her a bump of his cocaine said wake up
Yep
So agreed. I mean, uh, I'm jumping ahead again, but

(32:54):
That's all right
I mean, I think we can like so pretty much. Yeah, these guys are shit holes that are as easy
And they basically accept a job to rob a vhs player or take a take accept a job
So
Kentucky yeah, Kentucky right can tuck her at
Kentucky

(33:18):
I want that name now. I would totally I look like a kin Tucker. So fuck you
I'm gonna duck you
But anyways, he hops up and he goes
Because they're selling these videos of their sexual assaults that they would catch at least 30 to five years if they were actually caught
50 bucks a pop 50 bucks a pop and I'm like then we also find out that youtube is available

(33:39):
So digital is available. They say at one time youtube
So I know that they could make copies of these and just have a website where they charge a hosting fee
And just make a premium constant money. So first off, what a bunch of idiots, but anyways, the guy stands up and he goes
$50 we can make way more. I know how to make way more and the one guy's just talking over him

(34:01):
just like I'm just talking over a mat there and
I'm just commentary. They're they try to build tension with that and the whole time I'm like
They're trying to build tension, but they're definitely focusing on I can make way more money
I can make way more money and he gets mad listen guys. Yeah, I'm conductor

(34:22):
You guys are not angry for that. He got pissed. Yeah
Listenin to him
Yeah, and and this comes back to one of my big problems with all five of these films his mustache the dialogue sucks
Yes, I actually think which one actually thinking one of them that felt kind of real
I'd have to see don't say second. I thought I liked this movie at one time and I was proven wrong

(34:45):
So yeah, there we go. That went out the window. Yeah, I'm starting fresh on all these
So I don't think it's that hard to like the dialogue sucks for every frat guy like discussion ever anyways
And that's what like happened like I think the worst dialogue was Tuesday the 17th
And also the sick thing that happened to Emily both those

(35:08):
Like things didn't happen anymore. We're the worst
The the but I I thought the halloween one the dialogue was decent because those guys actually seemed to just be reacting to what was happening
That one was fun and that's the thing this movie is best when it does focus on something like that when it's kind of like fun and
So one fifth of it. Yeah. Well, I mean most of these movies are essentially the same kind of fucking movies, man

(35:33):
you know, they're like
Jolted lover kind of shit or controlling relationship
Or shitty people get shitty ends like yeah
Actually, that's all of them. That's like two. Yeah, that's three out of five. These are like relationship problems and controlling them and
sexual urges and that's I guess what horror was at the in 2012

(35:59):
Wasn't I remember the world was gonna end in 2012. So I guess maybe I don't know well it was but then luckily for us
What's his name?
Was gonna say he stood up on the mountain top. He goes
Climate change one of none of that this this world is too primitive. We'll come back later

(36:21):
I we're gonna head out
I was gonna say John Cusack made the movie that saved us, but I like the idea that
What was it rocking bear start playing it? It was called 2012
Wait, was that
That's where he's a limo writer. That's also a writer of apocalyptic times because he's full of this

(36:42):
God watch that movie and was like, well, I can't do this now. They're gonna think I rip off John Cusack
God watch it. Maybe I should do this now
Bring back Highlander Jesus. I'll teach him a lesson
I'm still subscribing to that series
I'm telling you guys it makes sense and more I think about it

(37:05):
It's a lot cooler if it was
But bear a lot cooler if it was
Martin Scorsese's the last passion of the Christ or last temptation of the Christ
That's it like he chopped off her head
That can only be one
Only one
I

(37:31):
Like this
We're like really good at diving into this movie
All right. All right. We got this. Let's take the job to go steal the vhs's they get to this house and there's a ton of vhs's
Uh, watch every one of them. They see a dead body
And then they're like, oh, let's start watching movies
So that's what they do because the guy who accepted the job was like he didn't tell me what the vhs looked like he said

(37:55):
I know it if I saw it. Yeah, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's that's one of the dialogue
It sounds like mad girl in the age of vhs that like you'd see like yeah, that's not one. That's it homemade
I mean, I guess but like I don't know Matt did grow up in the age of vhs. I had that orange

(38:17):
Remember all he did was watch ball toe when we were kids. I love ball toe. I still love ball toe
Okay, so imagine we talked about ball toe like you just talked about he man. Yes
Imagine finding a vhs that's just black with a piece of white tape on it that says ball toe
But it's ripped off and you put it on its balls to the wall

(38:39):
Yeah, that's what I would see it. There's another element in ball toe
But all of the movie or vhs tapes that they went in none of them like were labeled or anything like that
So they could have all been the one so yeah, which tracks me however
Wouldn't have been funny if there was like some actual films in there like it was like horror film horror film lying king

(39:03):
like
It's the pervert guy who shows the lying king where he's just got like the sex scenes in disney films where it's like
It's just sex in those clouds now. I told you they're grooming us, but yeah
You're a pervert old man
But he they come up with the idea later kind of and I just I'll jump into it

(39:25):
Just get a bag throw every fucking tape in there go home and then do this not in front of a dead body
Because guess what most things are done better
Not in front of a dead body
Yeah
At the very least you're committing a crime where a dead body is so when police find them if something
Spiciest that happened you are now like the main suspect and then they're gonna start finding your fucking sexual assault videos

(39:47):
And those things are gonna mount up real quick
Oh
I mean you talk about really like discovering like a
A ring there Jesus Christ. That's probably where they connected fucking epstein to you know
Yeah, these guys. Yeah
There's one client is that Jeffrey in there? What you doing in this video?

(40:12):
I do have a uh, let's break some more glass. I got my own island now
I was sold enough of these vhs's that I could afford to buy an island boys
And then he turns to the video. I'll tell you right now. I'll never kill myself

(40:32):
So I have to scan a crack ton of books every day and uh
Dylan watched that Jeffrey Epstein documentary and
Apparently there's a point where an officer lives next to him
And we're scanning books and I always remember he stops there. There's an author that lives next to Jim Ratsy
Officer, I have to come here. Okay. Holy shit. It's a dude from the documentary

(40:57):
And it was James Patterson
Oh
Yes, and every time we see his books like it's him at his house
Like and like a lot of the photos are like him at his house and you can see like Epstein's house sometimes and stuff
Epstein's probably got two little girls with like hair bows like holding their hands walking them behind
And Patterson's just waving high

(41:19):
Hey bud, that's his name. I said hello. I'm too busy writing my 90th crime book or action book. I don't know but
I gotta forge your island somehow. It's like cyber action crime bullshit. Oh, I don't know. I've read a few. I don't care for his stuff
I see the name and I walk away
Yeah, how dare you? It's funny what words can do to you at times. They can either draw you in or they can fucking repel you

(41:46):
James Patterson alone
Repel spell
That was very succubus like
Yes
Actually, I guess we can go ahead and get into the first film. I don't like you though James
So they pop in a movie in front of this dead body and they start watching it and
We see three frat guys in a motel room as they put spy glasses on their

(42:08):
Oh my god, which he's a
By the way, did those exist in the 90s or whatever?
It's 2012 is when this movie came out. Yeah, but was that I guess that they've got
If we waste time worrying about
Technology and dates in this movie, we're gonna lose ourselves because it doesn't make sense
I will tell you right now the type he had

(42:30):
If that were real would cost a fucking fortune at that time
Yeah, that's the Jeffrey Epstein right there. That's how much that shit would have cost
That's yeah, this is me recording you so I can hold this for blackmail later
Because you can't tell their cameras. That's really awesome, right?
But yeah
And
A lot of this is like it'd be different if it was they could paste it in a way that we just follow this guy

(42:58):
But somebody's went through and edited the film this guy made from his cameras and that's exactly what it is
And I thought it's him turning on off
He doesn't even know how he says that
And have to turn him in and fucking rip and drunk
Yeah, so so their whole plan is to bring girls back to the hotel room

(43:22):
Have them record it and then sell the videos right pretty much make money off the videos
I don't think they really said the videos I think they were just wanting the videos
Yeah, they just thought they actually said something about selling it to a porn site or something
Yeah, there's what's more like we're tools and we're gonna have sex and maybe it benefits more money

(43:46):
None of these guys are likeable
These aren't actors. These are just actual frack guys. They got off the street
They just get all the glass
They gave us glass glasses
Yeah, go out for the night. Let us know what happens
Okay, buddy
They didn't tell them about the dark haired girl and like she was actually an actor but they're like
Just act like you're interested and they'll bring you home

(44:10):
Unfortunately, she doesn't know how to act interested so she was doing the creepiest shit you've ever seen in your life
This is why this movie originally like I think I did like it about 10 years ago or whatever
It's because of this girl and how creepy she seemed at the time
Yeah, she didn't see that way
Also, she looked at that actress. Her eyes are just like that
Yeah

(44:31):
Which I'm gonna be honest as part of why I like it because I love big eyes
I think they're beautiful and then they get too big at one point and it creeps me the fuck out
Yeah, I can't open my eyes
I can't open my eyes. I like you
I don't think I can open my eyes nearly as big as she gets them
Oh, sorry, guys
You can't
You've always had the uh

(44:52):
Oh, ocean empires
Yeah, ocean empires
That's why we used to tell you you were adopted
Yeah, I remember I told Derek Gilliam that uh that
I said I told him that mom had an affair with the Chinese man
And yeah, and Matt was the son of that and he believed me for about three months
Oh man
I wonder what he thought of dad like what an honest man to be raising this boy like he's his own

(45:18):
Hey, I'm
He was on a lot of drugs at the time so he probably just forgot
I
The next time I see him at this boxing clinic I'll bring it out
He's dead
Oh well
Oh god
I'll see him in hell, don't you?

(45:42):
Oh shit
If I start out a story with one of my friends you should just assume they're dead
I
When that is possible they did go to the Suboxone. Oh he did clinic at one point. Yeah
Yeah
Look at YouTube mind reader, are you the mentalist?

(46:07):
So this is their plan and we get to watch them go to bars and get super trashed
Oh yeah, and their pick up lines are A plus
How many flats can you eat girl?
Oh yeah, he's
I bet you can eat about 10
She said 5 all at once
He's like I bet you could eat 10
And I'm like is this like a measurement of his dick we're trying to use here?

(46:31):
I don't know I couldn't I couldn't follow just like they couldn't write it
Yeah, yeah, um, they've never picked up a girl before so they were just kind of guessing
I mean they picked them up and like carried them off back into a cave
But that's what actually yeah, yeah, they actually get out of this out of the club right like cuz he picks up a girl
He does he picks up a girl and like it gets a little crazy and like you gotta get out

(46:56):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I wearing the glasses is a little dude. He's dorky so he actually told me that we're meant to think highly of him
He's better because he doesn't man he's peers. He's not but in the end at the end. He's not he really is
I mean these are his friends big a douche as the main like maybe
Maybe a couple more years he would grow out of them, but as it stands right now

(47:19):
We didn't have that time now. I actually think they got kicked out of the barn not because they picked the woman up but because
He didn't go through a sleeve cutting ceremony
Oh, yeah, I'll get you. Well, I mean they're frightened guys. It's also like the side glass ceremony
Yeah, but the ritual all right

(47:42):
As soon as he picked her up he initiated and he didn't have a sleeve cut
You're out
It's just about they're just sitting there waiting. He's like if he does that he knows the rules
But it's like this kind of shit makes me hard. I can't wait to kick him the fuck out
This is how I get my kids
Booga Booga Booga

(48:03):
I wonder if that clinic still open next to that bookstore
I bet that nerd over there would be there
That's where they get the pickup lines but yeah the succubus isn't here the whole time and she like just
Oh, is that all she's in the second bar right? She's at the second one

(48:25):
Yeah, I'm skipping some of the bars because
The succubus is like creepily like just looking at him and like you can't hear her she's just malving the words I like you
And he's like I can't hear you I'll get some drinks I can't hear you
And then she gets louder like I think the music kind of dies down
I like you
Yeah
I also the thing that kills me with the cameras they act like they have a live feed of what he's seeing all the time

(48:52):
Oh, that's so fucking cool, man. I'm like, how do you know do you? Yeah, do you have your video feed right now?
So yeah, I had a second set of cameras installed
Yeah
We carry around
Well they have that his feed into their eyeballs
Oh yeah
It's like Batman and the context

(49:14):
Did you watch that movie?
Yeah
I didn't love it I liked the first two hours after that
Did you like it after the first couple hours once they caught in the Riddler?
So you're talking about like the last 30 minutes of the film
Right, last hour of the film
This is what I hear the last 30 minutes
An hour is kind of chap chap
I liked it

(49:35):
I didn't hate it I liked it I loved the first two hours and that kind of makes that poor at all
I love the first two hours I
I'll say this I watched it twice and on the second watch I didn't mind the ending as much
I liked the past ones at the universe
It was like one of the rings except it's not as good as a matter

(49:56):
I haven't even watched it yet
I watched Spider-Man the new Spider-Man just yesterday
And I will say that the only good thing about it is the alternate Spider-Man and the new heroes
Yes, they're actually good actors
They're not these like little kid things that you're
Andrew Garfield was great in that movie
Toby McGuire was great
Alfred Molina

(50:18):
I was thinking like the whole I was like I wish one of these guys was our Spider-Man right now
Yes, I got an argument with a co-worker because he's like Tom Holland's the best Spider-Man
I'm like what the fuck are you 12 years old
You're a fooling your own man
Yeah, I think that's unfair to say
Here's the thing and I'm gonna throw it out here

(50:40):
Tom Holland and Zendaya
My problem with them is their models who they said you look really good on the camera
Let's put you on film
And I was watching Murder and Success film right
That the main dude on there so many people on there is like British other places
They don't need to have a hunk the most perfect looking people

(51:01):
They're just like oh good at what you do
Let's use that
Tom Davis, that guy
Let's use it to our benefit
And instead with like Spider-Man it's like oh you're a model
You're a work perfectly general
It's just Disney's casting
It's American filmmaking
It's Hollywood
Yeah, I would say it's Hollywood
Yeah, I agree

(51:22):
It drives me insane
British TV they don't care about like a lot of it does they don't care about how attractive people are
Which makes it
It's all about how believable the characters are
The wire, the best part is how these people are lived in
The Sopranos, same thing
All the best shows like that they reflect that
It's either that or your writing is so great that it overshadows the rest of it

(51:46):
That's it like leftovers
Some beautiful people amazing writing with deep themes
So once again off topic from VHS
Look at this movie
Yeah
Where are we with her like
We're taking a movie
One of his friends picks up the girl and they're on the ride home and they're all drunk driving home

(52:07):
Drunk driving
To the hotel
Doing a little pop of cocaine
The little scared girl is with them and yeah she takes a little bit of cocaine which is a hell of an idea with a succubus taking cocaine
And at this point as a film we're already having our first moment of like an obstacle
And there's two girls, but three guys

(52:28):
And one cup
One cup and one car and two beds
I don't know I don't just I don't why are we even having home
Why isn't the other guy just staying back
That's what I've been saying though
He's sitting on the couch he says he did a little coke
Giggling
And that's not what people do on coke
They don't giggle their ass off and he's sitting on the couch just giggling watching them make moves and I'm like

(52:50):
This voyeuristic motherfucker is waiting till they all pass out and he's gonna plug that dude's butt
Yeah
And why is he not just wearing the cameras in
Yeah cause he's
Yeah if he's gonna be he can get both sides of it
Cause he can't he's not gonna put glasses on his and it looks like a real nerd
And also that motherfucker can't sit still he's been giggling on a couch for 20 minutes

(53:13):
We've not talked to him
And it's annoying like God he's so annoying
I mean that was sexually aroused
In a film sense of like oh that character is supposed to be annoying but like this whole like up until this part gets scary
The dialogue sucks just the sound sucks
That told Rosie all these these three were essentially they made me think of

(53:35):
This is the children of Tim the toolman Taylor
This is what they grew up to be
Rrrrrrr
Rrrrrrr
Rrrrrrr
I'm gonna hammer this thing
Yeah
We've been missing him before
Hey Wilson you want a piece of this action
Well
So the girl who is with him

(53:56):
I like a hot Cosby
Yeah, you know you know when they're asleep the garter belt's a lot more difficult to get off
So you might want to get in there before she really passes out boys
Thanks Wilson
My backhand will suffer a loose jaw real quick
Jesus Wilson
Put her down
Yeah
But anyways Matt sorry I derailed you

(54:18):
Yeah, no you're good it just sells a one of the girls falls asleep on the main frat dude
The leader of the pack
As he's still going for it
I mean he is though right like he's obviously the one taking charge
He's the alpha male
I mean yeah
Alpha frat

(54:39):
And that's what I'm saying this motherfucker he would have A. just done his deed or B. what
Somebody with cocaine is gonna do they're gonna give you more cocaine because guess what you don't fall asleep
But he's a good alpha frat guy and instead he just steals the girl of his friend
No
First of all don't skip over the fact that he tries to have sex with this girl after she's passed out

(55:04):
He just can't get her clothes off
If we start listing Aussie potential sexual assault in this film it's gonna take like four hours
I can speak for you
He takes other nerd guys black haired girlfriend who is creepy as hell
But you notice like her like forehead is starting to develop this line in it where it looks like it's almost like ripping open

(55:25):
I just thought maybe it's Maybelline
Yeah maybe it is maybe and then it's not though because they take the covers off and take her pants off and her legs and feet are disgusting looking
And main alpha frat guy does not give a shit
Oh no
Heated the battle
You go
Now this kid while our nerd guy who is our good guy is like guys maybe we should stop

(55:52):
It's also I love the good guys like she's a deformed old fucking skank
Maybe we should stop now
And then she kisses them and he's back on board
Oh yeah
He slouched quick
The only reason the friend sitting on the couch
The only reason he fucking naked her legs is because she was about to go with him

(56:13):
And he's like maybe we should stop because you're about to get what I want it
Oh she wants me
We're good
Mission accomplished
I didn't want her anyway she was ugly
Yeah your hair's stupid
Yeah
Skank
So I think he ends up being like I gotta take a second and go to the bathroom and then his friend on the couch gets naked and gets over there

(56:34):
He comes back out and his friend that's been laughing on the couch for 20 minutes
It has just his ass straight out and he's hanging over
Like I think he wasn't even invited he just started walking over there like that
He didn't
He was definitely on board
Like the last thing in the house and he's just like naked old people hanging around
That's what he's doing
He just said hey guys

(56:55):
We're here for you, McBoo
So a question I had about that is like I don't know what she would have done during all of this
If that guy doesn't make a move on her
I wonder like if it was just the one guy that she liked if she would have still done what she did
Well my head
But she started getting aggressive once the guy that she hated like made a move on her

(57:19):
That's it and then she didn't kill that guy though
The movie doesn't
Instead she attacks that
Dick off I know that's
Yeah
But she does attack him cause like he runs into the bathroom and was like
The bitch fucking beat me
Right here in his arm like has a big giant hole and she's yeah destroying the other guy and then she's wrapped up
She's destroying him
She's doing interpretive dance in the living room or whatever

(57:42):
That part was actually kind of cool
I guess I like that he opens the door and it's like pitch black and she's like sitting there doing like a dancer's pose
And like their friend next to him is like a viscaraided
It was a lot of gore like a little surprising
Yeah
It wasn't scary gore it was just a lot of gore
But he tries to attack her

(58:03):
She blocks his attack and like rips his body open and he eats him
She blocks the attack
I mean that's exact
It was kind of you know it was an impressive block
Cause he had like a
Some kind of I don't remember
It doesn't matter
Yeah
Yeah so she blocks it and she starts eating him
Nerd guys just sitting there kind of crying freaking out

(58:25):
He tries to wake up the one girl so they can get out
The girl doesn't wake up
I think she's probably fine honestly
Yeah thank you best
I mean I'll be honest aren't all women's thank you best
So she was probably just gonna get him if she didn't you know
You're describing the other things
I've known many of the counter and like this
Some people call me incel online

(58:47):
I think
Just means you're in
They're just full of hate my lady
What you don't like me? You stupid bitch
It's
Yeah that's actually this whole
But he tries to run away and then like he falls down the stairs and breaks his wrist
And he comes down
And he is the biggest wimp

(59:08):
He lays there for a minute
The fuck are you
Oh I'm in pain it's like
You just saw someone eat another human being
You need to get the
His wrist
I thought his ankle was fucked up too
He did break his ankle you can see it but still
You can get up
You know what I do
I make some movements in my life
I hop on one foot
Yeah I could go

(59:30):
You know it's better than having to grip off
Exactly
I also told Rosie like in the middle of this
I'm like this is one of my greatest fears like this is
I don't want to be stuck in a room with like another naked man running from a woman
Like his buddy comes in there and I'm like that's frightening
You know that's how this movie plays on your fears

(59:53):
There's a grown man crying in front of you because a woman attacked him
What do you do?
That's my big fear trying to comfort that thing
You just kill him
Cut your losses
You and your friendships you get out
I say you are no man
Clack
Ball with the ball

(01:00:16):
My babies
Just shout that as you leave
My name is Matt
Google his name right now and he's just like
What the fuck
I was just happy we talked about
Oh he's getting talked about
Oh yeah

(01:00:37):
Yeah
They're talking about the running for governor
Oh Jesus
Of Michigan
I don't know man
I'm done with it
Yeah it's best to
Let's flow right through this
He's running away
He's trying to get people to
Oh yeah yeah you're right
She tries to do something for him

(01:00:59):
And he's not excited for it
Cause it's ankle and wrist is broken
And he saw his friends die
This dick might be paralyzed
What was I playing there
Was she gonna still kill him if he was cool with it
Oh yeah
I think this is her first time out

(01:01:21):
I think she's a rookie succubus
Cause she's sloppy
Yeah she's a succubus
She sucks at this
Yeah nice
That was good
Does anyone have anything else
No that was a good rhyme
Yeah I'm done with this
My rhymes are bottomless
Yeah and then he runs away and he gets

(01:01:43):
I'm back
She picks him up and
He screams and the camera is far to the
Pavement right
So he screams
And what happens so yes
You see the spin because she flies him up
And this is one of the worst scenes
Cause she has wings and it looks like
Pure shit
Masters of the universe has better effects than this

(01:02:04):
Bringing it up again
To kind of remind you Matt that you're wrong
I don't think it did
I'm gonna watch that movie when we're done with this
Yeah good luck
Good luck I don't need luck to watch it from good movie
Good luck to you tonight
Matt you should be glad this isn't a live
Feed cause you would be
Swatted by so many people right now
So many of my

(01:02:26):
Meridae friends
Good luck
Good luck at your sleeve cotton ceremony
Tomorrow Jackass
They hear this they're gonna expel you
Shit
I mean I don't think they can do that
I don't know
There's no expulsion
From that weird club
No you're in it for life

(01:02:48):
So that's the end of that story
I thought it was a decent one
It was top 5
Of the stories
Wow
Top 5 of the stories
I would say it was the best one
It's hard to rate them cause there's good parts
It's necessary to rate them
It's hard for me to do it because the characters
The guys the whole time I'm just like I want you to die

(01:03:10):
But then I see the succubus
And she's so annoying
And it also becomes she needs this man's attention
And I guess the mythos of the succubus
Anyways but
Without his admiration
Or that sexual
Longing she turns into
A crying woman
And so
It stops any themes

(01:03:32):
Or any kind of like progress
I don't know
They oversold her reaction to
His
An ability to
Get aroused
She was probably mistaken cause he's paralyzed
His dick was like dead right then
And she's like it's me
It's not the fall
Yeah

(01:03:54):
Also he did just see his friends get ripped
To shreds and eaten by her
So I don't even know
She did the eating and she might think that usually turns her on
Oh I don't know
Before we go to the next one
They have the part when she's eating his second friend
The giggling dude
The slush
And it's rolls up on his dead body
Cause she does not like him

(01:04:16):
I guess that was weird
Cause of all the cocaine he's got in him
I don't know cause she did cocaine too
Yeah but
Oh she's on a succubus
She's just crazy on cocaine
She's just a cracker
That's what it is
She knew that they had a surprise
And he still had some in his bloodstream
Yep

(01:04:38):
I like it
She became addicted to the dick
Ah
That's a
He's got a lot of rhymes tonight
He just had to
Job
Anyways that's the end of that one
Do you guys want to rank that one out of the five?
I'm gonna go three or four
Fucking A

(01:05:00):
You gotta rank them all
This is like ranking Rob Zombie
Films though
If we're gonna extract
As much as we can from this movie
This is how we do it
One, two, three
You know what
I'm gonna go three
I'm gonna put it in the middle
The third best

(01:05:22):
Fuck I don't know
When I hate the others more
It could almost be two
For me
Two is the next one for me
Let's go ahead
I'm the second honeymoon
This is the next one
Because I feel like the dialogue
Feels somewhat real
It feels like a couple that doesn't seem like they

(01:05:44):
Mixed together well
And this guy is like a super
He's just a loser
The second he popped up
And I said it out loud and didn't even mean it
It was like instinctual
I was like it's the son of Dan Akroyd
And I don't know why
But that's all I saw for a moment
That was I'm not doing that

(01:06:05):
Oh, I was hoping to say that was good. I'm not really
It's it. No since they brought that up the Kentucky guy from earlier that I was can Tucker guy from earlier
Good strawberry mansion movie really good movie
It's got it was speaking of really good movie. I can't sell it enough

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but this one is about a young couple on a
Trip to a canyon in Arizona, right? And they're recording themselves. Yep. Like I said, they're like at a Wild West theme park
It's awkward. They they don't really seem to like each other

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I mean we get there, but I want to point out one thing
I I have a lot of a film and things like that and I always want this idea of being able to constantly record stuff
But then when I go to do it, I just feel like it's impractical
It's impractical. Well, like even there's actual
Documentarians that do this all the time, but I'm like and they make good movies

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But every time I go to do it. I'm like, I just feel weird recording people at the time
I'm gonna have to so much stuff
General problem with found footage movies is why would these people still be recording in these moments?
Yeah, like I would have
VHS or the V the recorder into the monsters head or something, you know, exactly like

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Just a lot of actually I'm glad you mentioned that because I think it doesn't start with this one
But the other films in this all so then this one and the first one don't have it
But the other three films all do is a glitch out sync. Yeah, the more
It sucks it's so annoying
It's overused it just a source of child. They believe this one doesn't do it. This one actually has like a real

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non-shaking it almost looks like
like analog film I
Thought this one felt the most like real life
That's what's not that's you know that right this second honeymoon is what it's called. It was directed by Ty West
Yeah, it was a pretty what you know what you know about that. Yeah

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You don't know
You are right on that I do not he's a rubber band man. I've had a song I
Did love rubber band man for a while. I also like front-back
Back side to side get you DK and you know, I saw yeah
Yeah, but now it's hard to support him with all the sexual assault things and stuff

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Yeah, I think it was hard to support him before yeah, that's cuz you're not a front-back man
Yes
First one of these films that just walks up naked to his friend front front
He's I thought that guy was more of a side guy front sack

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I'll wait till he gets super into his sex and then I'll start trying to have sex on him. What do you think about this?
But yeah, this one was done by Ty West who I think is a pretty decent director
He did a house of the devil which

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You know, we we did a podcast on with Tom
It was probably our favorite character of any of the movies we've done besides maybe one
She was easy Tom hired them to get this VHS is that why he wasn't clear on the specifics
It was only gonna pay him like a hundred bucks or something

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He was the one who did it he set him up
It's it's Satan's first birthday party
He doesn't know about the rest of the shit
Seat is essentially Tom Oh
If Tom's his age poorly, yeah, yeah
He's a little bit
Want this I saw level stupid fucking plan. They'll watch

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Oh, that's what he saw saw and he's like hey Satan I I've got an idea here. No
The pay for the cameras they're gonna bring their own and they're gonna film it's found footage stuff damn it Tom
I told you I hate found footage

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We gotta get through second honey man eventually
Yeah
The best part is it's not much to this one. That's what I think that's why I liked it too
Like I said, it felt realistic. There wasn't a lot going on. They go to these different places. He's super awkward with her
She doesn't seem to be really that into him at all
But they say that I well he also calls her a fucking straight-up thief

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Yeah, yeah, well, I think that might have been directed at something else
Well, you think she's cuz he's like you've you've had your fun before it sounds like maybe she cheated on him at one point or so
It doesn't maybe she had
She was buying books and suboxons
No, yeah, she seems pretty normal

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Yeah
We're supposed to think that for sure. Yeah
So very PG they're doing all this sightseeing and then they get to the hotel room, which is nasty and
Someone knocks on the door as he's trying to hook up with her
Which she wasn't really having anyways and it's a girl like you don't see her but like that was weird in the camera back on

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So he can talk about it. It was scary. This girl asked me for a ride tomorrow. She was small, but it was intimidating
I don't I was afraid of it. It's like you bitch man. It was it was a really I
Don't know I just
See you said you like the dialogue of this one and that whole scene brought it down for me

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That they seem bad, but the rest of it felt like it was like a weird exposition dump
And it's like you don't have to do an exposition dump on a found footage a movie. That's kind of
Anthology movie we need to be in and out guys in and out
I want to describe this character to you using words. It's like you could just show them

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Yeah, we were there. There's like
Like they can even drop one sentence that kind of builds that together and then they should have showed her
Like what they should have done is like have her hold the cameras
He's answering the phone
Answering the door and the girl being like can I get a ride tomorrow?
Where you actually felt it instead of like felt it to this guy's telling me how to act

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She was scary even though she was small
I don't even know if the guy the poor actor if his character just such a loser
This guy's also a director and a writer so he
Some of these he's actually had some good movies so
weird enough
But they go to sleep that night and the camera or the video starts again

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And it looks like from the perspective of someone that's not them because they're going through the hotel room and kind of looking at their shit
I he pulls out a knife the the person holding the camera and like presses it against the girl. She's sleeping
And then also throws the dudes toothbrush in a toilet and stills like a hundred bucks from his wallet

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Stop the presses though. I want to give this guy one hell of a fucking applause
The Joe Swanberg the main dude in this one in 2021
Swanberg opened analog pizza and video store a VHS video rental shop in the back room of Borelli's
Pizzeria in Chicago. I know where I'm going when I go to Chicago

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But now all the Kid Rock fans are a pizza store
Fucking Hillary's in there no sex ring
Don't connect it let's move past it actually I think we might drink a chrome one might get us trapped for a while
Yeah, I don't get on probably some bombs in her way

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You support that
I
Will be right back. All right, we're gonna just stop it. Okay?
Okay
I'm not
Into and to add to that that guy was a germapho which got brought up randomly
Like in most yeah, he was he talked about her. Yeah washing her hands a lot

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So yeah, which is those the toothbrush in the toilet. Yeah, which kind of signified something to me about that cuz like
It wasn't I was on his side on this quite a bit. I'm like, yeah, you just I don't do that
I'm not the ass horse. Come on, but they went out of their way to make it. Yeah
It's like heavy-handed without still understanding the exact like details of what that mean

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Means yeah, yeah, he's a germapho, but I'm like
I've seen much worse like guys who were latex gloves all the fucking time, you know
Yep, so so we go to the next morning and
He's like did you take money out of my wallet cuz I'm missing money and bitch

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So this whole weird argument where he's like it wouldn't be the first time and she's like I have my own money and
It's a weird married couple. This couple shouldn't be together. Yeah, they should not be together
It's awkward and weird that clearly don't like each other that much and he's just like this guy who's super
Insecure about his entire life. She's his concourse

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Yeah
Shit, you know, I will say though. I do think this one if it had been expanded a little bit
I could see this idea of a story being fleshed out a good life
Yeah, but just a short time we get oh my
Not a full-size movie, but like twice as long if it was twice as long like one of those who live originally like 40 minutes

(01:16:05):
You could build it where this make it scary woman keeps coming around and there's hints of her instead of no, I'm recording you
Yeah, make it twice as long and cut out the next one
Yeah, oh
So after they have that conversation comes one of these two stupid

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Other Canyon scene yes the Canyon yeah, I
Can hear so they go
They go to see a canyon and they's a part when she's like at the edge and he goes can you go any further? No
Okay, hey, let's trade I can go further. This is actual dialogue by the way
Yeah, and then he goes out there. Well, she says she's scared. Yeah, and there's like a

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Minute of nothing. Hey, and she goes did you die?
Did you die? Hey something I could hear
There's like 50 yards away. Yeah, like what the hell?
You could it just doesn't make sense you know
It didn't it make sense because like there's no reason to think that they're an immediate danger right now at a canyon

(01:17:12):
I think it was I don't know
Reverse he's he's the he'll go past the edge or something. You know, she's the the dainty flower and
And
He's a dainty flower, you should get that clear dudes. I don't know

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They had no control really over any kind of themes they just think I want this to be in there
I don't know how to make it work. We'll make it work. So it's in there
I just realized the very next scene is pretty much the last scene
Or the yeah, that's why I almost like this one. Yeah, they should have been yeah
This should have been stretch out a little bit a little bit

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This thing is they had multiple times
Yeah, but they could have done the mystery of like like you said earlier shown her in the doorway
maybe you don't even hear what she says but just get a like a hint of her you know and
Yeah, feel that intimidation somehow, but instead we're just left with
Fucking the creator of what happens coming back to telling us he was afraid

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Who I liked that I was actually thinking
Garfield's owner Jim is more like that John John. No John. Yeah, Jim. Jim Davis. Yeah
Garfield, right? Yes, you'll ever read the faces
Which one so there was a certain run of Garfield for a while there where

(01:18:43):
Garfield was popping up. I have a nice smell that you say like hey, hey John, where are you?
Where is everybody? Oh, D and it's just like multiple editions of weeks that coming out and he's just in the house by himself
and the fan theory is that Garfield is a cat that was abandoned in a house and he's just dying and

(01:19:04):
The Garfield comic strip is just his fever dreams of the life. He wanted as a domesticated house cat
See that would have been good to be in this movie

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Dead man walking
Over there and I could hear a conversation
Yeah, that's how
I think they go back to the how
Like the very next scene well the fortune teller thing already happened, but if you really want to talk about it

(01:19:50):
Let's not bog down with details that are details
It's it's foreshadowing and foreshadowing in like a 10 minute movie is stupid
So next scene lady with camera at nighttime is back while they're sleeping and
She goes right to this dude and stabs him in the throat

(01:20:12):
Yeah, and he can't talk and he bleeds out and then it kind of cuts to like washing the knife in the bathroom
You can editing it was kind of a gory scene. I but it's between like the cleanup and the car driving
I'm still killing them still killing them
And yeah, the it almost looks like the karma police radio had video when the cars just driving on the road

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And but it's still just stupid. I think it's supposed to signify her being free
Traveling another row making out because remember
Yeah, already decided the path they were gonna take on the road
They were gonna go to Vegas and route and everything and now really wanted to play crap because he likes crap
Yeah, cuz it's fun and everyone gets involved. Yay. This guy's like a fucking loser

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But no, she
Girl that was stabbing him is making out with his wife
Apparently she was a lesbian and their plan was
To you don't know that yeah, bro, I don't know kill him and drive off
I don't know the mystery of this one a little bit

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I did not enjoy talking about this one because like the more you talk about you're like there really is no depth at all to this
They're right nothing
They quit this one with Chris Rock slap. It's useless. Oh god
I don't want to have this conversation either. Can we move past it? You know, I love you mom
Your mother is like a conspiracy theorist on this and yeah, well your mother's a conspiracy theorist on this

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So that's the end of that one and then our next one is Tuesday the 17th, which is
14 the college age
Kids go into a oh, yeah, you're right. See I don't like
Them but okay, I
Had this one second originally out of the five, but I think I'm gonna move it to fourth. I have to talking about it

(01:22:17):
What's the worst one to this next one? Oh
Is this
No, I second honeymoon is the worst. I really like I blanked out a lot of issues and in my head
I actually watched the movie branded. I was there, but I was playing shoots and ladders in my head

(01:22:38):
Do you think this one was the worst? I don't think this one was the worst
It might just be there was nothing to it. Yeah, like we talked about it and the whole time
We gave it five minutes, but I felt like it dragged on in that five minutes
Yeah, it had good, I don't know. I feel like it had good. Um

(01:22:58):
What is the right word?
There isn't one good tone. Yeah, good
Good pacing me, I don't even know
It had a good feel to it. It felt like set like a feeling of that
So I'm tension kind of real like this slow like yeah almost quiet tension. That's there. That's where I'm like they see

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But they didn't yeah, I didn't
Really just cuz like the whole time you're like this couple was awkward as hell like yeah, I thought that was a good
See I'm in between where I felt it at moments, but it didn't really succeed in doing that
I'm gonna be real with you in the first like two minutes of that one
I didn't think this couple like hated each other. I just thought they were bad actors

(01:23:46):
Like just being completely honest like I did not read you can tell she just did not give a shit about him
You'd be like, could I get a cowboy hat or boots and she's like
Go ahead and get it cuz I'm leaving you anyways. I'm gonna slit your throat
Oh

(01:24:09):
Doesn't bother me
But it must be a sleeveless shirt
So yeah, you don't
Brennan, would you rank this one fourth?
Yeah, I went fourth. I got a lot said fit. I think you're wrong cuz let's talk about this next one
So he's not
There is this Tuesday I think just next one is the worst one by far though. Okay. Yeah, I have this one

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17th. All right, so Tuesday the 17th opens up with four teenagers. You can talk about this right?
Go through it in two minutes. Yep. Yep complete. It's it's a homage to 80 slasher flicks
Like you can tell kind of right away
It's what I can't then stars added to the slasher side

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I didn't even think any of that was important. So they get they're all going to the legs for her and on the way the main
The main girl who's driving my god
I find out that she kind of lied to each of them about them coming and then they just kind of brush over it
So I don't know and then they also she also like teases them like people died out here and she's like

(01:25:17):
I'm kidding. They get there another mark against this and they think that it's always a subtle little hint at foreshadowing and thanks to come and you're just like
That in a normal conversation you drop that on me like fuck you bitch you lied to each and every one of us tell me why now
Yeah, it's like the level of saying something and then saying no

(01:25:38):
Yeah, it's like that means, you know like I
Love that they foreshadow pick up on that happen in three minutes
It's like the way to work to happen this one right?
Yeah, so then
They're smokin by the the fear and

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Yeah
It's 14 a.d. That's like two girls
One of which we 20 and you guys yeah, they're frat boys. Okay, or frat like during college and then the two guys
One of them seems to be more like a jock type
Like they're really leaning into that and their combinations of friends and groups there are not

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real
Reflections of the world, you know, but you know and then the other guys like the nerdy weak guy, right?
And he's he's going on a rant about the fear. Oh my god, which is what happens when you live
Well, basically what happens when you watch reef or madness when you're like 10 reefer madness
That's what that guy was. I don't want the fear. It's like a poorly done version like shortened version of cabin in the woods almost

(01:26:48):
Yeah, I don't want the fear and then
so annoying dude and cheerleader those two stereotypes they go off into the woods and
She starts doing her dance routine for him and it sucks. It's terrible. I mean, do you know cuz she just starts
She just I mean you can tell sometimes you can just tell you know, I could tell by

(01:27:09):
Yeah, the way she clapped I
Wasn't gonna be clapping. I'll say this
It's a good thing. She dies in the very next scene because I do not think she was prepared for that dance
She was
And she tried and he said

(01:27:39):
We're just gonna put a knife in your head
actually two seconds in can you clap and
She dies is a monster of this which is no no she could not and it's literally just she was giving the clapp but could not clap
But yeah, the monster is like digitally affecting the camera, but it doesn't really show up

(01:28:02):
Yeah, it just seems like a regular man. I don't know but she gets a knife in her head right as she claps to begin
Her dance figure this out. How did they grasp this? How did she know how to work this?
Did you come out here 20,000 fucking times to try and figure this one out? You know what I mean?
She had to yeah, so I played dark souls killing her and he kills the nerdy guy, right?

(01:28:23):
And then it cuts back to the girl and her and the jock in an argument
He's like you were being serious about people dying here. I remember reading yeah
I know you didn't remember when she first mentioned it
Yeah, it's like yeah, Jack and we know you can't read and she's all like yeah, you're right. I did bring you here as bait
And I was like, why would you admit that right now?

(01:28:46):
Like don't tell bait it's bait
Mm-hmm. Let me be bait
Yeah, baby baby like just
God it's so
And why did she have to bring bait could she have not just kind of went out?
I think I think the idea is she came out there by herself and nothing
Here's the thing here's a better so she just kept increasing the number of people she brought with her until she

(01:29:07):
Think she tried orphans to she's like here, you know. Oh, yeah, and they was like I'm not that kind of killer
Hey, I'm not a monster. Yeah
She was bringing like see now old people out there. He's like mm-hmm. That's the Lord's work. I'm not doing that man
Maybe I'm over thinking this maybe she like researched a bunch of slasher films

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And she was like these guys seem to only respond when these certain type of stereotypes meet up together
So I gotta bring some way I need a cheerleader. I need a jock. I need weed. I'm emo and I need a nerd and
It's like a summoning spell. Yeah
Okay, maybe she was right for the salt around us. Why are we doing this again? Yeah?

(01:29:51):
Snails camera wrong
I
It's some house of the devil shit her boyfriend dies or whatever
And she's like it's right in her. Yeah, she falls into a random booby trap kind of thing

(01:30:13):
Which also is dumb because why not just bring a senior gun
Yeah
So when she originally set up these booby traps, she just think he was watching the corner like smoke a cigarette like I can't wait
My idiot brother Joe out there that time

(01:30:35):
Yeah, that's another thing are there two of them. I don't know
I just know just encompasses
I think it's a reference to the slasher like Jason villain where he's just like there
He's like everywhere all the time. I guess I think it's just yeah, they thought they're gonna start a
franchise she thought she had him trapped

(01:30:57):
she didn't I
Mean he just doesn't he actually falls in the trap and she walks up to him and then he stabs her because oh my god
That was the dumbest thing and there's also the part though where like he's stuck in that
Coming and she turns away because she hears something comes back and he's like disappeared and I'm like

(01:31:19):
What the fuck lady you did all and disappear?
Yeah, yeah get some more bait and that's the end of it cuz he kills her
Yeah, and then he kills her and then she starts glitching out
So I guess she becomes a good scared creature continues with the viscerating her body in order to have it
I thought because she became the monster herself bringing people out there innocent that she's just a glitch fuck

(01:31:44):
She I mean I'm adding more death
We cover I don't feel like we need to go into any more detail now
We're done right because like it was a pretty standard number five five number four five
Five you're wrong man. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna put it at four just because the practical effects
That's how I was like yeah, yeah

(01:32:09):
I just didn't like second honeymoon like
That one at times I just dropped out where I was like this is there's nothing building to me
And then there's other times where I thought maybe and then I remember no nothing
Which which one of the five films are you talking honey moon second honey moon is the one that like there was moments when it had me
And then it just completely collapsed in on itself like an event horizon man

(01:32:34):
You know yeah
No, I meant an actual event right
But I think it gets blown up more because people warhammer 40k people are like it ties into this and I'm like I get that
But there's moments. It doesn't really do anything
so

(01:32:55):
Yeah, but it's not a bad movie
Yeah, we should mention one of the characters in Tuesday the 17th is called spider
Just that's a nerdy kid. We can't afraid of the fear spider is my nickname
Yeah, yeah, well, okay speeder. Um, so yeah, that one is number five for me for format and five for Brandon

(01:33:20):
Moving past it. I think this one is actually I think I fucked my count up
Can so I'm gonna put second honeymoon is three. I'm gonna put this one is for that. We just talked about
Oh
I thought this one has a bit of a creepy element to it

(01:33:43):
The sick thing that happened to Emily when she was younger
Title and they never went
Title of an emo song, you know
It's on the paper these things like a webcam and they get the dashboard confessional haven't whole album called this

(01:34:15):
Screaming on spider bites
Yeah, I
Thought this one was number two. I had it. I did have this one number two. All right, so let me go ahead
It takes place over an entire like it's a webcam the entirety of his webcam
Because they had to approach it different ways. I'm gonna you all can hit the story, but I'm gonna knock a few things first off

(01:34:37):
Her bangs. All right
drove me fucking insane
Yeah, we can't judge stuff based on can't
I can't I guess because the whole time those are the bangs out what's the movie is the French movie Amelia
Where she's like the nicest lady in the world. She has bangs even better than that and she looks stupid

(01:34:58):
This one looks like if you had sex with her you might go to prison
Not because of a but because of IQ
So and then she further demonstrates that by her understanding of the human body and when she should get the fuck out of her place
All right, so please this is one of the few that like elicited some kind of emotion out of me where I like I actually felt bad for her I

(01:35:26):
Did to
That's why I have it number two because like I actually felt something from this one just a very small something but I'm like dashboard
confessional get to you too
Bleeding
Like this girl was like pouring herself out and this guy's like sorry babe

(01:35:48):
It got me though because yeah his style her co-dependence
She needs him to make all of her choices and on top of that like
He created
He found it and nurtured it is what he did cuz she needed
Okay, and there's your day
She drove me insane cuz every time I'm like who the fuck why would you still be there?

(01:36:10):
What why are you picking at that? Well, there were so many questions for me
Yeah, do you want to go into the story of this one? Yeah, so it's over webcam and it's between a girl and her
Boyfriend who's soon to be doctor boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah, so she's known since she was a kid

(01:36:32):
Does not actually jive with the rest of the story
Yeah, I think they're trying to make it seem like it's a gun
Yeah, and the whole thing is some obviously suffering from some type of
Mental they want to act like she's mentally and in psychological issue. Yeah

(01:36:55):
Which I think you could actually make the case she is mentally unstable for good reason it's been
Created she's been fucked for her whole life. Yeah
Yeah, and
Schizophrenia isn't schizophrenia if the things you're hearing and seeing are real
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't yeah, I wouldn't diagnose her schizophrenic. I would just say like she's been driven crazy

(01:37:21):
Yeah, and that's so like basically she's moved into a new place and her long-distance relationship was some boyfriend and
She's told him that she's heard footsteps in the new apartment
She's got a spider bite and they're on that she can kind of feel there's a lump in here
There's a big lump. He's feeling me. Oh, man. It's so weird to she's like grabbing her arm car. So like and the boyfriend is

(01:37:45):
Super detached. He's oh god. His dialogue was so bad once again a man. Yeah, I think it was like that on purpose
It doesn't mean you have too much like she would like pour her heart out be like I heard footsteps
I know it wasn't my neighbor. I'm alone in this house. It was right there and he's like, oh cool
And the whole time though, you're thinking like man, we were if you love her you get her some help

(01:38:11):
Yeah, I know he does
But still like you have to make it believable for the audience at some point. Yeah, the whole time you're just like
this guy
Yeah, but she talks about how it reminds her of her childhood
strange happen and
And like yeah, it's like the one design way for me. Nothing. Yeah. Yeah, and then so I

(01:38:36):
think we fast forward tonight at this point, right and
She calls him and she's like, hey
It's I'm hearing out there. I'm hearing it. I'm hearing it. Yeah
And in my opinion probably one of the few scary scenes is this entire film total
Yeah, I would say it's one of the only actually I agree
The scenes but the only issue I have a second is I wish they didn't do it in such because it's dark and she's on a

(01:39:03):
Laptop webcam. So they tried to mimic that low resolution super grainy not pure black look
Mm-hmm, and I didn't super like that
But like you see a child appear in the doorway behind her and then it sprints in and then
The problem is when the child comes in the the image kind of changes at that point instead of sticking just to be like

(01:39:25):
A webcam kind of thing it allows this little area to actually be lit up and usually on a webcam
It's like comes in on the dark. You're like fucking like players everything. Yeah
It art as artifacts and blocking two things and in this little corner like I can clearly make this out
And there's a lot of like weird glitching that they do like they have that Wi-Fi or something

(01:39:49):
I don't know it's I hate it. It's actually one of the way
You didn't record you didn't record you didn't record it every time like you know what?
I'm sorry on him with your co-dependence record yourself
Yeah, yeah, and he also later on says it was nothing
And what she's the hint of this guy

(01:40:12):
So she freaks out wakes up the next day has a conversation with them
And she's like I'm gonna ask the landlord to someone died here and he's like I want to do that
Probably doesn't want to talk about it
That was actual I think that was that's almost it. Yeah says yeah, God
And then she that's when she shows him her arm and

(01:40:36):
God damn thing is cut open and she's like
Well, I had a spider bite and I saw she's acting so about it
In her like a size of the quarter that she has cut of her
It's disgusting actually

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Actually acting with emotions like what are you doing?
You might have ghosts in your house, but the hell are you doing right?

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Let's get this woman on track
Yeah, my favorite part is she's talking to him why he's like trying to like tell her to stop and she's like totally calm
She gets up and gets a fork
She just keeps acting normal about it like
The darn thing yesterday

(01:41:45):
She gets up and gets the fork and he his emotion immediately jumps to a new level. He's like no seriously you got to stop
Mm-hmm. Do not stick that fork in your arm
Don't take it out. I need it just either
Yeah
so he ends up
We he talks her down so now we're kind of like okay, she definitely has some mental issues

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But we all saw the ghost so that's kind of one of the weaknesses I have is they showed the ghost early on
What we think is it goes like was in the first like two minutes of this so
So it comes back we do it again at night. She's like I heard it
I'm gonna go out there and see if it's rails this time you record and

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She uses her camera as a flashlight right how close my eyes like oh
That's next. Yeah, this is a second. So she's like walking out there with a camera flashing it fish and she sees it again
It's like a little boy and then
The next time she's like I'm gonna close my eyes and you tell me when you see it

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And I'm gonna talk to it and figure out what it wants. Yeah, and
Mm-hmm
She ends up finding them
It's a little boy and a little girl
And I guess and she gets knocked out. I guess a bum rush. It looks like a
Flash bomb though because it does and drop clear

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Yeah, and then and then her boyfriend out of the closet like he leaves
He's supposed to be in Michigan and then all of a sudden he's like in her closet pretty much and he comes out
And he he's talking to these things that I think we're supposed to think our aliens is like how many more times we're gonna do this
Her body can't handle this so this is actually what I think when she was younger

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Of the film is all the dialogue he has right here to explain stuff
I feel like this one would have been better if he had just not said it leave it to the viewer. That's been
Yes, but he explains all of well. He's like he hands that everything's part human
Because he like cuts her back open and removes a fetus

(01:43:58):
Yeah, and hand it to them and he's like I'll make it look like an accident again
It's like man, you're explaining the whole plot to no one right now. Yeah, this is an
Undue pressure on my conscious that I am
The next part yeah, I'm committing suicide because you can't handle it anymore
I think yeah, I think then he breaks her arm doesn't he yeah, so and punches her in the eye

(01:44:23):
I guess because so we flash forward to the next day and
She's talking to him and her arms broken her eyes messed up
She saw she walked out in front of the car because she had been seeing girls. I went to that doctor. Yeah
Yeah, I want that you told me to go to and she diagnosed me already with skits of Freddie
I'm like god. That's a diagnosis. She's actually said skits affective skits. No effective. No, I don't know what that I like that

(01:44:48):
I don't know what that means, but I like to think in this is kind of the big Lebowski. He's a good doctor
Lebowski
Yeah, you're right. It's just effective disorder. Yeah, he's very thorough. It's good. He's very thorough
Which explains her vision so like he's got a way to cover up for that now and he and she's like oh

(01:45:10):
I'm so glad I'm I hate that you have to be with me because I'm so broken
And you're so good to me and like this dude like this is when I felt something like sad for her because like
Like she's like thank you so much. She's like, yeah, of course
What choice do I have you know, I'm in love with you, but I'm like, yeah
This is sad then

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He hangs up on her and takes a call from another long distance girlfriend
Because we saw the ones to do that's right
Titties he's got to start the
the
Paranormal shit in his doing like a ocular pat down on him that way. He knows if they're good for

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Bending I'm gonna drop a fetus right under that today
Yep, we're gonna get us a baby. We're clear for takeoff right there
So that that's the end of that one I
I actually thought this one was the creepiest of all of them and
Second I guess I had the creepiest moment. Yeah, it's I would say what's not this one I actually

(01:46:22):
This is one I kind of put in my earbuds for a second and I start listening to song because it's like
Well, then you can effectively create it just because of her banks banks
It's just his acting and her like like there is no believability in how she's reacting or handling anything
Like from all sides and the whole time I'm like

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Okay, yeah, it's I would say it's a week they gave the audience too much between him like not caring and then over
That's an dump. Yeah. Oh, you mean like we had blue lips in there. Yeah
Not as cool
These kids behind me are a man says you can tell I've implanted her with these

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These are aliens the son and daughter of Grimes and Elon Musk is I
12 divided by 2
For me
Middle of the pack. What was your number two?
That's it. Thank you. Bye. Huh?

(01:47:27):
Huh? Thank you. Yes. Okay
Okay, just five for me. Okay and what your night?
Oh, this is five for Bernie. Yep. I had to rearrange it just to drop this fucker down
Move the cosmos around just to shit on this one

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The last one I think we all agree is number one. Yep. It was the most I
I liked it. I would I would watch an entire movie of this one
I think pretty sure there has been movies of this. I feel like there has been
Yeah, maybe TV shows. Yeah, I like and also your characters were actually somewhat likeable
They weren't just fucking fucking loose back

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Guys just kind of play in tricks on them. They didn't seem like overall bad guys. It seemed like
Regular college ace guys. We didn't have a super long
Introductive period
Which killed me in the other films
It's like you have 15 minutes to show me your story don't spend seven minutes of it introducing the characters

(01:48:30):
You know what I mean like yep. Yeah, and then I agree
Well, yeah, I thought it was gonna break it down for us, but I think that's awesome
No, I'm trying to I thought you were gonna break the pot down on this one
I've already much put the pressure on me. I bow out immediately
That's what I do. All right get used to it. I

(01:48:56):
Even gave you a warning ahead of time
You're like a Christian man at a kid rock concert. You just got a bow out. I
Don't know
Confused and by that by then anything kid rocks ever done
I don't want to dig through that Wikipedia page, but do we have to say ball with the bargain

(01:49:20):
Because
But yeah, so this last one is
Actually, it's a super simple plot it's four guys
to go to
The wrong house is set in 1998. So the dumb age pre smarts own age

(01:49:42):
Yeah, so is that what you call it? Is that what people call it before all summer long era of kid rock
Yeah before kid rock influence us to understand the world and I see P. Let us know that magnets are magic

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One of them's wearing a name
The shining the nanny cam I
Was like in the end of this he's gonna be in some butler's lap
Yeah getting caught by Jack Nicholson
He asked me to check out a zipper

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And then they are going to a Halloween party and they go to the wrong house and
But what's awesome about this one that doesn't dwell on any of this song like no
It just flows like I'm in the car
There's a line that cracks me up they walk in this house

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That's a wrong house the party's not there and they don't know that yet and one of the guys goes oh man
It's a nautical seam. It's just like a normal house
He's just reaching like
Think the walls like alright, man, but I
Don't know why that line suck out to me

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but they they hear screaming and
They go upstairs and there is a woman or like a young girl
I have to like they go through this like horror house
It's like a house because all the crazy shit. Yeah, they're like hands reaching out of like
What looks like for hands reaching out of like just think they're like being pranked. Yeah, and

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And they hear like the screaming so they go upstairs and they see they're fun the whole time like
Yeah, five men chanting at a woman like it looks like they're performing an exorcism
These guys think it's like a fake thing so they start chanting with
I can't stop just feeling the light

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And then the demon just starts to get up and dancing ripping their hearts out
Or it could have been like a devil in a blue dress blue dress and then oh
But sadly that's not what I mean
Sadly like they're told to get the hell out and they do and then like before and this is once again

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There's the only characters that are likable because they're like wait a second those dudes were about to kill that girl
Let's go up there and save her
So that's what they do they go up there and sick. It's a little crazy
Like guys getting pulled off of other people like looks like there's some kind of magic going on or something
They get the girl out and they're freaking out

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Hands are reaching out of walls and this house and they finally get out of the house and they're driving in the car
It's all crazy. Yeah, I wanted to touch on this one. I like this one's horror aspects
Okay, like when they see the girl in the mirror sitting there. It's nothing great or crazy
Yeah, they also don't they don't
Try to make it this giant thing where they hold on it for a while like the one before

(01:53:04):
That like I said, the color the camera everything it wanted you to see that kid running through there and like make a big deal
Yeah, yeah, it's subtle and it's insisted upon it. Yeah, actually. Yeah, and this one
The thing can be big that they see but it happened so quiet a quick and they're just like alright, fuck it

(01:53:26):
Then they move on and it's fun
It is good I do like this one a lot it has a lot of like classic pour to it in a quick bite size
Yeah, just bang bang bang
The bang bang bang like I said they get her into the car and they're still freaking out

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Looks like it could be on that WNUF Halloween special almost
Yeah, that's that's the movie by the way we should watch
I think so
But that's alright, you know what?
Living let live and live die. I didn't know if that was kid rocker Bon Jovi

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Yeah, I still wouldn't say this is the worst movie if we watch
Well, you oh hold on real quick. So how it ends is they
She basically uses her devil powers to shut the car off on the train tracks as they're trying to escape
As they're trying to keep her alive to get her to a hospital by the way because they're good guys

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She shuts the car locks the doors and they end up dying getting hit by a train as she watches it
Yeah, it's kind of creepy. It's well done. Yes
They're chanting around the woman though because that one part they go it sounds like they say we are a mighty man
See shanty

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I heard that my team in we come and come
But I just had to bring that up
It's in the whole time in between all five of these films that keeps going back to the crappy sexual assault gang
Who are getting picked off one by one?

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But we didn't cover it because it's I don't know how to properly and they died place of VHS tapes
Yeah, geez Louise where I could rob a place of the you know what you need a happy bag like five minutes
I could do like stop watching them all the way through grab every tape you see failed at robbing a house
That's the only inhabitant was dead

(01:55:31):
It had banned in the house. I mean he wasn't dead. He was a zombie. Well, yeah
Sucked and they all died and they were still picking up VHS tapes and putting them in a fucking bag. All right
Yeah, and now Tom is trying to do that
Yeah, I was gonna say something we did plenty of times every time we moved in our childhood

(01:55:51):
Yeah, you get a big fucking fine from blockbuster $200 for a fucking VHS. You're a bunch of liars
Fuck man, I think I lost that movie where I want to keep it and then you'd see the bill where mom would say it
And I'm like $200 that doesn't
I

(01:56:16):
Mom I think blockbuster is getting one over on us
Yeah, yeah, she's like you would just randomly find like looking through the DVDs a
Red box case and I'm like fuck this is maybe from like eight years ago

(01:56:43):
Still and yeah
Mom when did you watch Dallas Byers Club? What we haven't seen that movie. What are you talking about?
That red box

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Oh, I did like that
The hand prints the bloody hand prints going on the wall
Yeah, it's cool. But yeah, we would all put that one number one and
That's the end of the movie
I'll start if I would recommend it. I would not
I
Get pleased. Oh, there's better horror films out there better found you know each ones

(01:57:36):
Yeah, it's me
Different from other genres of films because it's about the experience and not just a story, you know what I mean
I guess and and it just I don't think this brings anything to the table that you kind of get from
any other good horror film or
Or mediocre or film. Yeah, I would say this is blow me. Oh, there's better VHS one

(01:58:02):
So VHS to is a better one. I
Anthology movies around the time trick-or-treat much better anthology film
Also tied in a lot more with their stories
Rosie loves anthology horrors. Oh, she also what's creep show better anthology movie?
Mm-hmm. So what a rose. I loved it today. She kind of seemed

(01:58:25):
Checked out. She still liked it though. I think we all have just grown as she liked it enough
But I think so it was one that she could have playing that she doesn't require that much for is all
Yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah, I actually would not recommend it
I watched half this movie with Carolyn and she got bored and then I finished the thing with the gore and everything

(01:58:48):
You would think something would keep your attention, but most of some I was like, oh my god
I see what's going to happen miles away
And I hate to know
Because it's quick to be on to the next one before you realize really what happened and like you said the doctor over explaining the fucking

(01:59:09):
We've got another one
Also, so the whole scene of the the crappy guys breaking in see on the VHS that was a terrible thing to have tied all together
Because you hated them and every time I cut to him. It's like who give a shit
Like they should have made that like regular good people like they found this having to watch this
This old man like they say and he's like watch the tapes

(01:59:31):
Please like any is half dying and they try to watch the tapes as a dying wish and then that happens
But instead I'm like you cut back. I might be sitting these guys throw and I'm still a hero. Yeah
I'll thank God that I can always
Can always tell when we think a movie is shit when we plan out like half the movie how we could have made it
Or how we could kill the said group

(01:59:54):
Yeah, and this movie it's weird because it's not even like the other bad movies we watch where it's like bad audio and editing and
They had a low
Well, what's your excuse for a highlander? But it's like bad planning writing
Yeah, yeah, it was just like which is this is a lot of it is

(02:00:15):
Mumblecore edits at its core
where but a lot of these people didn't have the time to fully flesh it out and they weren't really great at their work in
That's it. I don't think mumblecore works in anthology stuff
Yeah, I mean you need some kind of like I think you got an atmosphere and
and a lot of that requires conversation like

(02:00:38):
the the normal the everyday life to build to that and this one is like
inserted into fucking weird setting or seen or dealing with odd people
Demons kill them for that boy. I will say it's good. That's what I liked about the honeymoon one
Because you were talking about predictability. I didn't think that one was predictable at all

(02:01:00):
I knew she hated it. So what the fuck's gonna happen?
No, she fucking hated him. I hated him
I just didn't know what was gonna happen and what was actually going on and then once it happened you're like, oh, yeah
All these signs were here. Yeah, and I get that it's just that one
So like a lot of nothing was happening a lot when I was watching that just yeah

(02:01:20):
Because it was a lot of nothing and then here's the camera and now she's stabbing him. Yeah
Because it's like a lot of nothing this but yeah, there's no atmosphere
There's no build up. There's kind of builds like casual conversations. You got us here, you know, like we're talking and we're like waiting to this
There's been subtle hints that I said or something this one is just like subtle hands

(02:01:44):
That's what I'm saying. It's too quick. It's not enough time. So
Yeah, would not recommend it. I don't think any of us would go blow dogs for quarters for all I care
But I would like to watch a longer like extended version of the last one yeah, I still say just watch WNUF Halloween special

(02:02:05):
Fairness, yeah
So any recommendations and we already have our next from the crew here any other movie or anything recommendations?
Things you did enjoy
I think that's watched I watched arcane on Netflix. I
really liked it
The show based on a video game, okay

(02:02:36):
Basos League of Legends, which doesn't really have a
Actory and they were like hey make a story and it's it's really good. I was actually gonna try it until you said the League of Legends
I'm staying at no, but that's the scene
That's what made me not want to watch it
But I swear to God the people who made the show have no idea what that game is and they're like hey
We're making something good out of nothing characters. Yeah, it's actually like about like class struggle. Oh

(02:03:00):
like and
Has really good like yeah, it's like and has like really good female leagues that they don't try to like stereotype or fit in a peg hole
It's surprisingly good. That's all I'll say but I like I watch that
Yeah, it's kind of like that it's about like
Like class design and like the consequences of that and like creating your own monsters and then also is this done by like a

(02:03:28):
South Korean director because that sounds like a lot of what they do. It might actually be I
Know it's weird though because you would think like oh, this is a show about a League of Legends video game and it's like
All right, I'll check it out mine would be Friday night dinner

(02:03:50):
It's a TV show
British one
I will say I haven't been loving that murder and success feel we finished it and we've watched it again
It pays off. That's what that show thing where you watch it
I had a nanny and I turned her into a mermaid and then I get tired of mermaids and I hung her

(02:04:15):
Oh
Yeah, that that one was hilarious when they're like hey governor
They're interviewing her and they both like just my dad killed him said he was a telltale Timmy
I also watch peacemaker

(02:04:37):
mentioned that oh
Yeah with
It was a lot and I liked it. It has my favorite opening scene of a TV show
It's just John Cena is just like the ultimate sellout to me. He's like this pure form of capitalism
Turned into a person. Have you watched community?
You know subway the person that's John Cena

(02:05:03):
I watched the first half of Final Fantasy or not Final Fantasy Jesus
Fast and furious eight or nine wherever the newest one is and it was oh my god
I didn't realize what became of those are so over the top. It's kind of enjoyable because you're like they're gods
I was gonna say gods. It was wild
Do you know what show we must think off a cliff into a third?

(02:05:24):
I went back and watched them though recently this past year Rosie and me did just because we were like let's watch something crazy
And I actually enjoyed some of it in the sense where I'm like making fun of it, but I enjoy it, you know
It's like a modern day like the Miami connection movies where it's just over the top
I mean it kind of

(02:05:44):
Arnold Schwarzenegger movies like you know when he's like blowing up choppers from the ground and shit, you know something like that
More cars though, but yeah my two Friday night dinner, but I think you'd like it a lot
It's like very situational comedy like I'm trying to see other and then the detectorist is another British show

(02:06:06):
It's like about metal detector
I tried that one did not love it in that first you didn't like it
Watch a little more it's like it's I don't know peaceful and like well done. It's a beautiful show
It's one of like the most simple beautiful shows I've watched with the cardigan
the detectorist or

(02:06:27):
Detectorist I think that's not a word, but yeah, yeah, it is
That's how it like if
If someone like uses a metal detector there a detectorist apparently
It's a good show. I
And it's gorgeous. It's well shot to um
I got very everybody knew what it's gonna do. I'm not even gonna go for a show or a movie

(02:06:50):
I've got a new love right now a it's Elden Ring, but be the bigger one is black country new road
Ands from up there. I've listened to it. I I
Should you not I got the vinyl and I've listened to vinyl like ten times front to back
But then I listened to playing out and ring probably about 30 times front to back. I

(02:07:10):
fucking love it
so
Everybody should go listen to it give them some money
I'll listen to it on Spotify where they make a ton of money off of it
You dick
You're dick
You

(02:07:31):
Anyways, so whose choice is it for the next movie?
Matt already chose the next one
Cuz he's it was that it was like night Haunter. I saved it in that. What's that?
Night breeze in the one night. I've got it right here

(02:07:53):
Yeah
Brandon we need play out and yeah, I say that all the time. I
Almost I've actually beat it twice
Night feeder a new game plus you run through night. Yeah, it's got a baby like a it looks like Ron Howard's brother
You know with a baby's body looking a lady's boob
Is who you're talking Ron Howard has it easy

(02:08:25):
Which is sad to say because Ron Howard's pretty ugly to he's just not as ugly as
Hard to have sympathy because they're both rich no matter how fucking ugly they are their life is pretty simple
And that thing looks like a monster. So
He does
All right, he does well

(02:08:45):
All right, so we'll do that one in a couple weeks. I think
You know what I will say is
This is not the best movie we watch but I think the at least the first hour might have been our best podcast
We totally went off script pretty good. I've
said this for a while
The best
Concentrate on the movies you just give a spin-off

(02:09:07):
But you have to get yeah, but like we need to be able to like drop smaller bits of the movie and do bigger spin-offs
Because that's my favorite part when we just bullshit about whatever
We can tie and do it
Well, I'm gonna go listen kid rock out not really a podcast
So this doesn't need to this doesn't mean beyond the podcast
But do you guys remember because I know it was yours remember we had a game on Game Boy

(02:09:33):
growing up and it was in black and white and
You could play as a monster and when you beat other monsters you could like eat the meat
They left behind to change into that monster. Does that's not right?
Now sick it was on Game Boy
I've talked about this game for years because I know it was your guys game that mom passed down to me because it was game

(02:09:55):
Boy black and white I have talked about this game for years
No one else talking about steam the other day was like hey you like
RPGs and that game was dragon warrior monster. What's the call? It is final fantasy legends saga
Or final fantasy legends. It was a Game Boy game from 1988. That's it. Oh

(02:10:18):
It is it's it's a hundred. Yeah, what is it again? I'm a fantasy. I've already been playing it
Yes, in Japan it went under a different name because it's not even part of final fantasy legends
It's just when they moved into America. They they made it under final fans. They're trying to open steam
I'm steam doesn't want to open for me

(02:10:38):
Well, I love seeing this because the first final fantasy game we played was mystic quest. Is that what it's called?
That game was so good when you go off that little mountain thing
And when you're like we thought we beat the game and it finally opened up and you got a ship and I was like holy shit

(02:10:59):
There's more
No
My favorite games I've ever played were from Super Nintendo
That was amazing and Metal Gear Solid still
If they remake that
Metal Gear Solid like I'll give could you my hand jobs or something, you know, what's going on here? Okay?

(02:11:20):
Okay, match sharing a scream with us
Let's be ahead a little here
I think he's playing it
Oh my god

(02:11:40):
Yeah, too much going on for me now I was trying to share it with you, but I didn't realize
I do I do remember that
But yeah, I was so happy to find it because I've talked about it for years and everyone thought I was like my like dragon
Hero quest or whatever it's called the Japanese dragon quest. Oh

(02:12:02):
Yeah, so you know what game I would love to find set Super Nintendo. I'd buy that for a dollar
Oh, is that total commando or something?
That's the Spider-Man game that game was awesome. No, no carnage is the Contra one action heroes from the 80s

(02:12:26):
Yeah, I beat that game is bad ass Jordan has that on Super Nintendo and we hung out and beat it together because I talked about it all
The time I was like, I remember my brother is playing this game. It's like an 80s action
There's oh and I think you remember the first time the green guy with the gun
Yeah, I never got past him because I always played that game with Chris and no disrespect Chris, but he sucks

(02:12:51):
accept his role in a game
Nuclear throne or something it's called
Oh
That sounds so actually I bought a game that you guys played when I was growing up and you never let me play and they did an

(02:13:13):
H3 remaster comes out in a week
Trono cross. Yeah
Yeah, you guys had it on ps1. I never got to play it
It came I want that game and if I can find it on PC Brandon had a game cuts
Sukodin 2 or 6 or something Sukodin 3 is the one I had and you could play as the separate characters

(02:13:35):
And they came together and it is one of my favorite ones
Xeno gears takes the the cake for best RPG
I actually think because I love like it was the place
Ego and Super Ego and I was like this is fucking weird and then like a
Prometheus Xeno story in it. Fuck it was amazing. Mm-hmm. I
Like

(02:13:59):
Is that nuclear throne it's kind of like a bullet hell game kind of like
Into the gungeon but it's it reminds me of that total carnage one, but a little more
It'd be the gap tooth Russian Russian dude, yeah

(02:14:21):
All right
There is one other thing I want to give you a heads up
I might have brought it up last time there is a new Nicholas Cage movie coming out where he is
Nicholas Cage and he has to become Nick Cage
What's the name of the other actor it's a game of Thrones you Jamie Lannister one no or Tyrion or

(02:14:42):
No
No, he's um, he's his champion
Shit the Mandalorian dude
Pedro
The stone
He was also a man. He's Mandalorian. He's been an amazing guy like him. He was uh
What's his name in Mandalorian jar Dargin? He's the Mandalorian. Yeah, then yeah, yeah

(02:15:06):
I don't know the fucking name because I didn't keep watching it losers. I
Didn't either
Suck a dick dumb shit, I'm not gonna watch
Disney making money off of nothing
That's kind of how I felt yeah, love the first half of Wanda vision and I was like oh my god

(02:15:28):
That is love the first half of the year
Division is there's a division comic that is based off of from Tom King that is amazing
But it's a lot like more in the man's head
You know and this like perfect ideal American family. It's awesome. That's why I started Wanda vision
I said I'm out they abandoned the

(02:15:50):
They abandoned the sitcom thing in my opinion too soon because I love that
Like I wish they had kept that up and just get in that way instead of just keeps building the facade
Like yeah, mm-hmm like her just constantly trying to repair it and him pushing against it and said it was like
Oh, hey, I was lying to you the whole time. That's cool

(02:16:12):
Scooby-Doo
Yes, get me bitch
Brett Brett you need to play out you need to man
It's downloaded. I just haven't played it and the thing is you're gonna suck some of those wall sites at the end of that
No astrologer. Oh my god the astrologer
Because you don't read in that he's new it's gonna be the easiest thing to get into it. Yeah, I

(02:16:37):
Did appear melee build like oh my god, and it got rough
Some of those fights at the end like Malakas. I don't know if you guys have like the last fights
But Malakas and then WWE warrior fight are the hardest boss fight they've ever had in a video game
I've seen them. It's just I know that the magic in those games is over OP where

(02:17:01):
Strength they are
You get to Jonathan's we're about the same boss for a week set
Jonathan's been stuck on the same boss for a week because he did a magic build and magic kind of spoils you
But there's a part in the game and you'll know if you play magic
Where's the game girls? Hey, we know you've been using magic build something else so now all enemies have 50% magic resistance and internet

(02:17:23):
No, no, I believe me. I always do like added decks in there, too
So I can use some of the other weapons with damage
so I
I
Make balance. I mean I I played it stupid. I didn't play with summons. I played
Haven't one-on-one against it. I haven't used a summon. I haven't used I don't even use the ashes I

(02:17:44):
Like the ashes but my one of the good ones, but yeah, so those late game bosses good luck. It's fun though
They fun combat and it's beautiful
Except for God's can do all that sucks. What's that?
Oh, that was a worse fight. That was a worse fight didn't even have her
Damn, it's stupid

(02:18:05):
The whole point in the souls games is when they do a duo fight. They're supposed to compliment each other
They have the same damn moves and you're in a small room with them
And both of them can cancel out of combos into other combos and they both have input
It feels like it it's just cheap where you're like we're doing this just to make it hard when normally shows games
It's their design repair and level design and those games first off is amazing

(02:18:30):
But their character design. Yeah, they they make you have a way to beat it and you got to figure that out. Oh
And if you get to her the optional in boss millennia is a I heard that's a mother fucking
Fight some shit
Yeah, that actually so I beat every I beat most bosses and listen 10 tries except more God

(02:18:52):
Which took me like 22 she took me 40 tries to beat like over a week
That was I don't even know if I enjoyed that that was nightmare
She has an anime move where she just jumps up and starts whipping her sword around and she does it three times
And she'll follow you across the whole stage and every time she hits you she heals for the amount of damage

(02:19:13):
She's like a leech
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna play this week, but I've got that snowmobile training
So I get to go hang out in a mountain. Yay. Oh, that's fun
Now I'm talking about Malania, I don't want to play
Hey, I'm hoping that once I get off here. I'm still not too tired
I'm gonna start out and bring up put some my black country new road on and start kicking some ass

(02:19:37):
Well, whenever you do though, I can play online with you on it because I
That's pretty much all I do now is play PvP. Well, I'll be down tomorrow
There's a yeah, I can play a record
Swap here like at this
Maceonic temple or whatever there. They're having a bunch of people selling records over there

(02:19:58):
I might stop in there, but after that I'm coming home and I'm gonna place a melding ring. Yeah
Brett what time is it where you're at?
It's a good question to turn in the afternoon
No, it stays really beginning
Yours is ending and yeah
I'm gonna be a cusp of I'm in actually the next day. It's Saturday. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's one

(02:20:23):
AM there
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, did mom try to get you all with April Fool's stuff today. Yeah, she caught and said Jelica and Jonathan were pregnant
Yeah, she wanted to be mad bad
Okay, I guess that's good Matt is Jonathan still working his ones
What's the other way to say what is it? Let me do something here

(02:20:46):
Hold on

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