July 13, 2025 • 33 mins
The primary focus of our conversation revolves around the exhilarating anticipation of Taylor Swift's concert tours and the fervent desire to experience them firsthand. We delve into hypothetical scenarios about being magically transported to a Taylor Swift concert, revealing the profound admiration we hold for her artistry. The discussion subsequently evolves into a light-hearted exploration of various whimsical questions, including what possessions we would bring to a deserted island and the nature of our ideal experiences. We further contemplate the significance of events such as the American Music Awards, reflecting on their cultural impact and our personal connections to them. Ultimately, this episode serves to highlight our shared enthusiasm for music, particularly that of Taylor Swift, while also engaging in a broader dialogue about our hopes and dreams in a creative and imaginative context.
The discourse unfolds as we engage in a thought-provoking dialogue centered on the fantastical notion of being magically transported to any location on the globe. The participants express their fervent desire to attend a Taylor Swift concert tour, igniting a discussion that traverses the realms of ideal concert experiences and the implications of time travel. In an earnest exchange, we explore the significance of location selection, particularly regarding Taylor Swift's concerts, which have become emblematic of cultural phenomena. The dialogue is not merely about the desire to witness a performance but delves deeper into the emotional resonance that such experiences evoke. This segment serves as a reflection on the impact of music and live performances in shaping our shared cultural narratives, illustrating how an artist can unify diverse audiences through their artistry.
Takeaways:
- The podcast explores the whimsical hypothetical scenario of being transported anywhere in the world, highlighting the preference for attending a Taylor Swift concert.
- Discussion ensues regarding the excitement surrounding Taylor Swift's music career and the anticipation of her future performances.
- A humorous yet serious exchange occurs about the impracticality of transporting an entire Barnes and Noble bookstore to a deserted island.
- The speakers engage in a light-hearted debate about the significance of various concert venues and their experiences surrounding Taylor Swift's music.
Companies mentioned in this episode:
- Taylor Swift
- Barnes and Noble
- Starbucks
- Ticketmaster
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We're recording.
Okay, so let's start over fromthe beginning.
If you magically could betransported anywhere in the world
to where?
Anywhere in the world, wherewould it be?
To a Taylor Swift concert tour.
Taylor Swift.
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Can I choose my Taylor Swiftconcert location?
Can I go back in time?
Can I like.
Wait, no, this is place.
This is just place.
Oh my God.
So then I can't go to a TaylorSwift concert cuz there are none.
Right, so you just have to goto her living room or something.
Yeah.
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Okay, so I'll go to her livingroom, wherever she is right now.
So you're just going tomagically get transported to wherever
I go to.
This is really annoyingbecause there's really nothing.
I go to the AMAs, but no, I'mnot going to do that because the
chance of her being there soslim at this point.
She doesn't go to anything anymore.
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Okay.
What are you excited for?
The AMA's done.
Should we do a pre.
A brief recap on why the AMAsare so important?
Actually no, because Iactually like don't know.
All I know is that like threeyears, two years ago, she said that.
She said, could I hint atsomething three years in advance?
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And even though it wasn'tthree years ago, it's cute.
Wait, so it was two years ago?
So ugly.
So you're making a big dealout of this.
Even though it wasn't eventhree years ago, it was two years
ago, but.
It'S actually really bigbecause you remember in the karma
music video, there's like alot of things that are poison to
say.
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A lot of things are pointingto 26.
A lot of things are happening.
It's just very exciting.
It's a very exciting.
It's a very exciting time tobe alive at the same time as Taylor
Swift.
Another great day to be.
It's like that one.
That one tick tocker startsoff all of her Taylor Swift tick
tocks with another great day.
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To be the same.
To be alive at the same time.
Checked.
Okay, ask the question.
I don't think we.
We got all that.
Oh, dad, that was like my monologue.
If you could bring fivethings, should we just give up?
No.
Okay.
If you could bring five thingswith you to a deserted island, what
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would they be?
Okay, since we already talkedabout this, I'll just list them.
My iPad, my solar poweredportable charger, Taylor Swift, Taylor's
private jet, and a Barnes and Noble.
An entire Barnes and Noble?
Yeah.
For the book.
Girlies.
Hopefully you're gonna havestuff to eat there.
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Whatever's in the Barnes and Noble.
Starbucks.
Starbucks Cafe.
Barnes and Noble.
You added my private jet.
I have Taylor's private jet toget me places.
You know who's gonna fly it?
The Barnes and Noble worker.
You're gonna transplant anentire Barnes and Noble with the
workers inside?
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They have to, like, cling ontothe shelves.
The problem with that is thatI don't know if those Barnes and
Noble workers are gonna beknow how to do anything useful.
That's so mean, dad.
Well, I guess the same could be.
What if I become a Barnes andNoble worker?
Well, useful, yes, but usefulon a deserted island is two different
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things.
Yeah, but you need entertainment.
Fine.
Okay.
Secret Lives are More thanWives Isn't gonna last forever on
that iPad.
Okay.
Okay.
Grow garden's gonna get oldreal quick.
Okay.
Do we already do live in anytime in history?
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Yes, any time.
If you had to pick a role toplay in a popular movie, what would
it be?
I would play.
Oh, my God, I did so good.
Nice.
I would say.
I would play Taylor.
Frankie Paul.
No, I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding.
Do I have to?
The Lorax.
You would be the Lorax.
You'd be the orange guy.
I would be the Lorax.
Okay, that's not TaylorSwift's name.
Okay.
They don't have to all beTaylor Swift's name.
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No.
Okay, go.
Next one.
Why the lurex?
I don't know.
He's a diva.
Is he?
Yeah, he's a diva.
He's diva.
He has an impressive mustache.
I know.
He reminds me of Mr.
Abrams.
Huh?
But he doesn't.
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It's more like Jesus.
But I can't say that I'm gonnaget canceled by the Mormons.
Secret lives and moral lives.
Dad, what are you doing?
Ask the next question.
If you could be granted onewish, what would it be?
I would wish for.
Wait, this is actually kind of hard.
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Only one wish.
I would wish for Taylor Swiftto be my best friend.
Because then.
Because I was gonna say that Iwould wish for Taylor Swift to go
on tour again, but then Iwouldn't have enough money to go
on her tour.
But then I would wish to haveenough money.
But then what if she didn't goon tour again?
So if I'm her best friend,then I can encourage her to go on
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tour again.
And she'll also give me free tickets.
Yeah, and she's also, like, myfavorite person, so that's also a
bonus, right?
Yes.
Yes.
This is.
I don't know how you gonnaWeave Taylor Swift into this.
But if you could permanentlyremove one insect from the world,
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what would it be?
I would remove all of them because.
All of them?
No, just one.
I'm trying to cheese at Luckney.
Let's see.
Okay, so do I have.
I'm not gonna make this oneTaylor circulated because I can't.
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I would remove.
This is really hard because Ijust want to get rid of all of them.
You gotta pick.
It's basic.
If I say mosquitoes.
Is it.
It's basic.
That's what everyone's gonna say.
I hate all of them.
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Well, cockroaches, that's.
But they're out, so you'regetting rid of cockroaches.
Okay.
They serve no purpose.
They.
They're nasty.
Okay.
I don't hate mosquitoes as much.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, they're not small andthey don't crunch when you kill them.
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So they're not crunchy, whichmakes me a little more comfortable
with them.
And they're like, tiny.
Yeah, but they do bite you.
Cockroaches don't bite.
Yeah, but cockroaches.
I'm not gonna scream if I see him.
That's a lot.
Actually.
I will scream if I seemosquito, But I will, like, jump
out of the window if I see a cockroach.
Okay.
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That's like an immediate no.
That's your answer?
Yeah.
If you could change one thingabout your childhood, what would
it be?
You can't wish for new parents.
Get rid of my parents.
I would get rid of them.
You can't wish for new parents.
I would.
I wished I would have startedmy masturbation process earlier because
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right now we're looking atlike, 16.
Okay, that's not early enough.
I should have started when Iwas like 8 because then I could have
been out already.
But I don't know.
What if you know what you'retalking about.
But isn't it age related?
You can't just petition whenyou're eight and they give you a
time limit.
Like, oh, because you startedit early.
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We give you four years and youcan be emancipated at 12.
You have to be an adult.
I think you have to be a legal adult.
But then it's not emancipation.
Then you're allowed to leave.
Oh, I guess you're right.
What are the rules?
How.
I'll get back to you on that one.
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Okay, so that's the.
No, but seriously, if youchange one thing about your childhood,
seriously, I think it wouldprobably be just to see more Taylor
Swift shows.
Yeah, I would have gotten ridof you and replaced you with a better
dad.
Who was more excited to get meMiami tickets to get you.
I could have gotten to see thegold bodysuit live in person.
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That.
And, you know, you took thataway from me.
So.
I will never, never forgive you.
Never, never.
Holy wow.
You actually sound very serious.
Look at what a good job I did.
Okay.
If you could suddenly possessan artist, an extraordinary artistic
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talent, I would be like PETA.
And I would like to be able tofrost cakes.
Frost cakes.
Really good cake frosting.
Does it have to wait?
But there are so manydifferent artistic talents.
I would like to be able to.
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I don't know.
What are you doing?
No, it's.
Why are you holding your phoneup like that?
I'm just looking at it.
I would like to be able tomake pretty cakes.
Okay.
And, like, big, pretty things.
You probably already can do that.
No, but they're not, like,pretty enough.
Okay.
They're not like, PETA.
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PETA level.
All I think about is theHunger Games and Taylor Swift.
My.
That's my vocabulary.
Hunger Games, PETA.
Taylor Swift, Reputation,Clownelia Street, Katniss, the only
walking J.
Everything.
Oh, my God.
All the words.
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All the words in the Hunger Games.
Those are the only words I know.
Good thing they're long books.
There's a lot of words in there.
Long books at all.
Dad, they're short.
They're like 350 pages.
Well, the first ones, but theyget longer.
Except for Sundays on the day.
We're getting off topic, dad.
What was the question?
I don't know.
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Oh, artistic talent.
If you had a superpower, whatwould it be?
I would like to be able tocontrol people's minds.
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Because then I would win theHunger Games and I would be able
to Taylor Delight.
And then I'd also convince Taylor.
Then I could also convince,like, who's the more.
Then I can also get.
I'm like.
I'm like.
My superpower was gaslighting.
You wish your superpower was gaslighting.
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So, first of all, the HungerGames are not real.
You don't need a superpower.
I have a question for you, Dad.
I have a question.
If the Hungry Games are real,would you watch them?
I would.
You would?
I'd be so excited, too.
That's messed up.
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I think.
I probably wouldn't.
Why, Taranto?
You want to watch people killpeople when we watch the Hunger Games
movie?
What's the difference?
Because it's not real.
We took a quiz.
We're both District 4, right?
Wait, no.
Are we District 3 or District 4?
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They all suck.
Okay, hang on a second.
So your superpower iscontrolling people's minds?
Controlling people's lives.
People into giving me theirTaylor Swift tickets.
I could also gaslight people.
And I could also gaslight myfellow Tributes into letting me win.
By killing them?
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By getting them on my side andthen killing them.
I don't think you're getting this.
Why?
Because the Hunger Games arenot real.
That's what you're missing.
Okay, fine.
And then I can also.
I can get everything I want.
Wait a minute.
I just figured out the bestsuperpower profession.
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It's like gaslighting.
My superpower is gaslighting.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a good superpower.
Yeah, but let's not call it gaslighting.
Because then they'll realizeand they'll, like, not listen to
me.
I know you don't want to get canceled.
Yeah.
If you lose trouble.
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Okay.
Have you lost it?
Yeah, go.
If you were given one hour tospend an unlimited amount of money
in any store in the world,which one would it be?
Oh, wait a minute.
I thought I was gonna have totell them everything I was gonna
buy.
I would spend it on Ticketmaster.
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No, I'm kidding.
Cuz then, like, what if it's,like, not on the right day and Taylor's
not on tour?
No, I would choose.
I guess this has to be a real store.
A Ticketmaster doesn't count.
Is Amazon a store does that?
No, but nothing's on Amazon.
Well, there's a lot of stuffon Amazon.
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I only have an hour.
That's not enough.
Yeah, I guess Amazon doesn't count.
It has to be a store.
You have to limit yourself toa store that actually exists in physical
space, because Amazon just has everything.
I know what I'm gonna do.
Maybe.
Maybe Walmart or Target or something.
Barnes and Noble.
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Okay.
All the books I want.
And then I can also get Legosand then all the books.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I choose Barnes and Noble.
I choose.
Are you sticking with that answer?
Yes, I am.
Okay, I'll get all my Taylor magazines.
I only have an hour.
But that's, like, not a problem.
Because if I have unlimitedmoney to spend, then I don't need
to even see what the book is about.
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I'll just take.
I'll just, like, swipe themall off the shelf.
Yeah, well, there used to beold shows.
There's still shows like thatwhere they do shopping sprees and
they give you a cart andwhatever you can.
Oh, Mr.
Beast.
Yeah, they used to do that inToys R Us.
And whatever you can hold,anything you can fit in your cart.
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And then it was also timed.
You had to get across thefinish line.
Mr.
Beast did.
But it was like, anything youcan, like, hold, like, whatever you
can hold.
But if, like, you dropsomething, you don't get to keep
anything.
And you would do it to, like,these, like, poor little, like, three
year olds that were, like.
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It's like, cruel.
They don't understand that thegame is just to find.
Like, instead of trying to getas much as they can, just try to
get one.
A couple of things and just win.
If you had to choose.
If you had to choose the titleof your autobiography, what would
it be?
Taylor Swift.
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It can't be Taylor Swift.
Can I not name it after someone?
You can't even enter someone.
Especially a person who existsliving by Taylor Swift.
What if you had.
That's actually an interesting idea.
What if you had fangirl the.
The Rules of Life by TaylorSwift and it was just things from
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her.
Songs, like, all lyrics.
Life.
It had to be lyrics.
Posters that say that.
Yeah.
Never take advice from someone who.
There you go.
There's one.
I wander through these nightsI prefer hiding in plain sight My
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fourth drink in my hand thesedesperate prayers of a cursed land
Spell it out to you for free.
Be careful singing too much ofthe song because I think they.
They block it if you.
But they sound bad, so it's fine.
They won't even able to.
They won't be able torecognize if.
You sing too much of the song.
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Okay, I.
I didn't see you get.
Into, like, a copyright issue.
I'm not gonna get copyrighted.
Guys.
If you could eliminate one season.
Summer.
No, summer.
Summer.
But, like, I still want summer break.
Mm, no, no.
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If you.
Wait, can you read thequestion again?
Just eliminate one season.
Can you read it, though?
If you could eliminate oneseason permanently.
If I could.
Would it be.
If I could.
But I choose not to.
If you could.
So you choose not to.
Any seasons.
You just keep all the seasons,like, all too well.
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Why?
Like August.
August all too well.
Is that what the name.
The seasons have no more namesto you anymore.
They're just songs.
Folklore.
Evermore.
Those are not songs.
Well, Evermore is a song, butthose are seasons, right?
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Evermore's fall.
No.
I don't know.
Folklore is fall, then.
No, one of them's winter.
Evermore's like fall.
Winter.
And folklore is like summer.
Spring.
Although Taylor said that is.
It was like winter.
And I Don't know what Taylor said.
I'm going by the.
To me, it's summer.
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Oh, it's summery.
Wintery.
To me, they're both folly.
I guess it's just the album cover.
How is the album color coverof Folklore Fall?
Because it's so gray.
It's gray.
Fall is wintry.
Winter is.
Fall and winter are not the same.
Dad, they're close.
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No, they're not.
Oh.
Are summer and fall close?
No.
If you could unlearn onething, you know, what would it be?
I would unlearn.
That's a hard question.
I know so many things.
I'm that smart, Guys.
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I would unlearn.
I would unlearn the Hunger Games.
What is it?
So you could experience itagain from scratch.
That's not bad.
But it isn't already.
No, I didn't already, actually.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's what I choose.
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You're choosing Unlearn?
That's what I choose.
Okay.
You wouldn't unlearn TaylorSwift so you could listen to all
of her stuff for the firsttime again?
No, because what if I.
What if I change and I don'tlike it?
What if I'm, like, no, butthat's, like, not possible.
I'm just scared.
It's sacrilegious.
This is getting too much for me.
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This is getting real.
It just got real.
If you could be invisible forone hour, where would you go and
what would you do?
Only an hour.
One hour for the rest of my life.
You want to be invisible forthe rest of your life?
It's not enough to go find Taylor.
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You don't need to be invisibleto find her.
I would say sneak on a planeto the Hunger Games theme park in,
like, Tokyo.
Is there one?
I think so.
Oh, that's cool.
But it's, like, in.
It's not in our country.
It's, like, far, far away.
It's far, far away.
I didn't realize.
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That's kind of cool, though.
They actually have a HungerGames theme park.
Yeah, but it's, like, kind ofboring, I think.
Yeah.
There's, like, only, like.
Okay, I changed my mind,actually, because that sounds boring.
I would.
Oh, can I steal things?
Would they just, like, see floating.
You could be invisible.
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It doesn't say you can or.
It doesn't say what you can orcan't do.
Although I would say, are they gonna.
Like, see me stealing things?
They're gonna see thingsmoving around, floating through the
air.
I would.
I would just say.
The question is, literally, ifyou could be invisible for one hour.
Where would you go and whatwould you do but use your morality
to guide your answer.
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Okay, wait.
I choose.
I don't know.
I don't really want to do that.
I don't.
I feel like an hour is not enough.
So there's nothing exciting Ican do.
What are.
You just ran through target screaming.
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You could.
The cool thing about that isthat you could do it visible or invisible.
What?
Yeah, you're invisible, butpeople would still hear you.
That's what I want to do.
I want to run through targetscreaming naked.
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Nobody would know either way.
Only you would know.
What if my time limit runs up?
You'll be screwed.
I'll leave the world the sameway it came into it.
To shoot me.
It's a crime.
It is a crime, but I don'tthink it's a punishable.
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I don't do public execution.
I don't think.
Not in New York.
You're in.
You're thinking about 100 days.
Yeah.
This is not a.
That's not a crime.
That's not one of the death crimes.
Poaching in the capital'swoods is.
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But Gail wasn't even doing that.
And he got whipped.
He got whipped.
Are they gonna cancel me?
No.
So if you won the lottery.
Taylor Swift.
I'd go see Taylor Swift.
But wait, how much did I win?
Only 100 bucks.
Yeah.
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Cause like, you can win, like,you could, like, do like a scratch
off and win, like $2.
So could you win, like, the big.
You would buy a Twix.
I buy Twix.
Do I have to get.
What if you won the big bucks?
The big bucks.
I think that's the implied.
I would fly away.
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You didn't win wigs or theability to fly.
You just want.
You just.
You just won money, that's all.
You didn't win the ability tofly on a private chat.
No, I buy myself a house in on.
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I would buy myself a house.
Where?
Cape Cod.
Nice.
Cape Cod's a good choice.
And then I would fly from CapeCod to Taylor Swift, and I'd go see
Taylor Swift.
Perfect.
If you could steal one thingother than money without being caught,
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what would it be?
Someone's Taylor Swift tickets.
Okay.
Some other poor fan.
Yeah.
Who was really looking forwardto going to see Taylor.
No, wait.
Now you make me feel bad.
I would steal someone's.
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Oh, I know.
Okay.
I'm gonna steal someone'shelicopter because then I'll parachute
down into the concert and I'llland on the stage with.
Have you seen that video?
People parachuting into, like,the football game.
Yeah, yeah, people.
It was like me on my way toTaylor Swift concert.
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That's fun.
What are you doing?
Why are you like.
Are you sp.
No, I'm not, but this is still good.
This is satisfying.
Do you see your pain?
Do you see paint?
Do you think you're actually painting?
Get it out of your mouth.
I use that.
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If you were in the circus.
I'm pretending it's a cigarette.
You're sucking on it.
If you were in the circus,what would you do?
I would sing every single oneof Taylor's songs.
That would be my act.
I would reenact the HungerGames alone.
I'd, like, pretend to be each tribute.
What?
Dad, that's what I do.
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Wall.
I pretend to be the tribute'swall singing.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What was even the question?
If you were in the circus, youwould pretend to be something.
Have you.
I reenact the Hunger Games alone.
So I'd be, like, switching inbetween each, like, tribute.
I've got an idea.
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What?
No, that's my.
I like my idea.
No.
Well, it's a card.
It's.
It's a.
It's sort of like a yes andyeah idea based upon your idea.
What if you did have a TaylorSwift themed Hunger Games?
And what would that look like?
Who would the.
The tr.
What if the tributes werecharacters from this holiday house?
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Yes.
Hang on.
It would be in her house.
What if they died every.
What if they died?
Dogs.
Key lime green.
Those were the mutts.
And those are the mutts.
Wait a minute.
No, but there are more than that.
There are more mutts than just one.
They're butterflies.
Like in Haymitch's games.
Like in some ways on the.
Okay, so blue butterflies.
I know.
There are more mutts.
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Snakes.
Snakes.
A big old snake.
And Taylor is the ultimate boss.
She's, like, kills everybodyin the end.
Boss in any of the things thetribute supposed to kill each other.
Dad, don't you get the pointof the game, right?
The capital doesn't like it ifthey're not killing each other.
Seagulls.
Seagulls.
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Deadly seagulls.
No, like in Mace.
Like how Maisley died.
You wanna have.
She died.
The big birds with, like, thebig long beaks.
The pink birds, they, like,stabbed her throat and she died.
What?
Pink birds have big long beaks.
They're mud stad.
They don't actually exist.
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Why are you painting them?
This is satisfying, but it'skind of not.
I'm being really mean.
If you could ensure that yourchild has one experience that you
had, what would it be?
Going to see?
Taylor Swift.
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Reputation, lover.
If you could be.
If you could be a guest on anytalk show, which one would it be?
I know, I know.
You're the host of your owntalk show.
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I know, I know, I know.
I would like to.
Well, it's technically notreally like a talk show, but.
Caesar Flickerman.
I would like to talk to him.
I would like to be.
So, like, technically, I wouldhave to be a tribute to do that,
so.
Which means I'd probably die,but it's fine.
I would like to talk to him.
You think it'd be worth it?
Yes.
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Scared me.
That scared me.
Dad, I'm Caesar Flickerman.
I want to see his suit.
If you could get a tattoo,what would you get?
Oh, this is a good one.
Okay.
Can I get two tattoos.
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For purpose of this show?
Yes.
Okay, so I would get a Hunger.
Games tattoo and a TaylorSwift tattoo.
Yeah.
So I get a Mockingjay.
Oh, nice.
Mockingjay is pretty good.
It's a little basic, though.
Oh.
Katniss.
The name, Katniss.
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No, the plant.
Oh.
Or primrose.
Oh, nice.
Or I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I thought you said Katniss was like.
It's a root.
It's a root vegetable.
But it's like, not.
But it's like, it grows in water.
It's a plant.
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Okay, go ahead.
What's your idea?
I know, I know, I know.
Ruse.
No, I actually don't.
Like, is Katniss real?
I'm saying, is it.
Is the plant.
Is it a real plant?
The.
The leaves look like arrowheads.
And that's.
Does it.
Is it real or is it just a figment?
Is it, like a fictional plantmade up for the book?
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Hold on.
I think it's.
Maybe you should launch a pod.
It's called Sagittaria.
That's, like, the scientificname for it.
We should watch that.
That movie Battle Royale.
Okay, so I don't know if itactually exists, but, like, that's
what it would look like.
That's like, what?
Like, the leaves look like.
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They look like arrowheads, andit's like a root that grows in water.
Okay, what was your second tattoo?
A Taylor Swift lyric?
I don't know.
Which one.
All of them.
Her entire discography.
Oh, my arm.
It's a lot.
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Yeah, it actually exists.
It's called Sagittarius.
So this is what it looks like.
Oh, because.
Ooh.
Because her dad told herbefore he died, if you can find yourself
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like you're never.
You'll never starve becauseyou can eat Katniss.
Oh, the root.
Yeah.
Not Katniss.
Wait.
Okay.
Then my second tattoo, I'd geta telosa.
Theoretic.
I think I would get.
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Wait, I think I know what Iwould get.
No, I'd have to really thinkthat through.
I'd probably get multiple.
I would get my one and only.
My lifeline.
And then I could get.
No, that's actually really cringy.
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But from dress.
Or hold on to the memories,they'll hold on to you.
Cuz I did that for my yearbook quote.
Oh, that's not bad.
I don't know all of them.
That's not.
The second one is not bad.
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10.
Last question.
What if you had to pickanything as a prize to put in a breakfast
cereal?
Do you know that breakfastcereals used to have prizes in.
Yeah, it's like Alan's.
Do they still have them?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Is that what it's called?
Alexander.
I put two Taylor Swift tickets.
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And the hunk and theMockingjay pin.
Final answer?
Final answer.
Good.
Final answer.
Okay, that was good.
I think we're done.
Are there normal?
Are there.
Are there nor more there?
Normar.
They're normar.
Nope.
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I told Nanny that I'd sent hera picture of my lip palm terms.
My 1.
We're recording.
Okay, so let's start over fromthe beginning.
If you magically could betransported anywhere in the world
to where?
Anywhere in the world, wherewould it be?
To a Taylor Swift concert tour.
Taylor Swift.
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Can I choose my Taylor Swiftconcert location?
Can I go back in time?
Can I like.
Wait, no, this is place.
This is just place.
Oh my God.
So then I can't go to a TaylorSwift concert cuz there are none.
Right, so you just have to goto her living room or something.
Yeah.
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Okay, so I'll go to her livingroom, wherever she is right now.
So you're just going tomagically get transported to wherever
I go to.
This is really annoyingbecause there's really nothing.
I go to the AMAs, but no, I'mnot going to do that because the
chance of her being there soslim at this point.
She doesn't go to anything anymore.
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Okay.
What are you excited for?
The AMA's done.
Should we do a pre.
A brief recap on why the AMAsare so important?
Actually no, because Iactually like don't know.
All I know is that like threeyears, two years ago, she said that.
She said, could I hint atsomething three years in advance?
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And even though it wasn'tthree years ago, it's cute.
Wait, so it was two years ago?
So ugly.
So you're making a big dealout of this.
Even though it wasn't eventhree years ago, it was two years
ago, but.
It'S actually really bigbecause you remember in the karma
music video, there's like alot of things that are poison to
say.
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A lot of things are pointingto 26.
A lot of things are happening.
It's just very exciting.
It's a very exciting.
It's a very exciting time tobe alive at the same time as Taylor
Swift.
Another great day to be.
It's like that one.
That one tick tocker startsoff all of her Taylor Swift tick
tocks with another great day.
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To be the same.
To be alive at the same time.
Checked.
Okay, ask the question.
I don't think we.
We got all that.
Oh, dad, that was like my monologue.
If you could bring fivethings, should we just give up?
No.
Okay.
If you could bring five thingswith you to a deserted island, what
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would they be?
Okay, since we already talkedabout this, I'll just list them.
My iPad, my solar poweredportable charger, Taylor Swift, Taylor's
private jet, and a Barnes and Noble.
An entire Barnes and Noble?
Yeah.
For the book.
Girlies.
Hopefully you're gonna havestuff to eat there.
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Whatever's in the Barnes and Noble.
Starbucks.
Starbucks Cafe.
Barnes and Noble.
You added my private jet.
I have Taylor's private jet toget me places.
You know who's gonna fly it?
The Barnes and Noble worker.
You're gonna transplant anentire Barnes and Noble with the
workers inside?
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They have to, like, cling ontothe shelves.
The problem with that is thatI don't know if those Barnes and
Noble workers are gonna beknow how to do anything useful.
That's so mean, dad.
Well, I guess the same could be.
What if I become a Barnes andNoble worker?
Well, useful, yes, but usefulon a deserted island is two different
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things.
Yeah, but you need entertainment.
Fine.
Okay.
Secret Lives are More thanWives Isn't gonna last forever on
that iPad.
Okay.
Okay.
Grow garden's gonna get oldreal quick.
Okay.
Do we already do live in anytime in history?
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Yes, any time.
If you had to pick a role toplay in a popular movie, what would
it be?
I would play.
Oh, my God, I did so good.
Nice.
I would say.
I would play Taylor.
Frankie Paul.
No, I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding.
Do I have to?
The Lorax.
You would be the Lorax.
You'd be the orange guy.
I would be the Lorax.
Okay, that's not TaylorSwift's name.
Okay.
They don't have to all beTaylor Swift's name.
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No.
Okay, go.
Next one.
Why the lurex?
I don't know.
He's a diva.
Is he?
Yeah, he's a diva.
He's diva.
He has an impressive mustache.
I know.
He reminds me of Mr.
Abrams.
Huh?
But he doesn't.
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It's more like Jesus.
But I can't say that I'm gonnaget canceled by the Mormons.
Secret lives and moral lives.
Dad, what are you doing?
Ask the next question.
If you could be granted onewish, what would it be?
I would wish for.
Wait, this is actually kind of hard.
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Only one wish.
I would wish for Taylor Swiftto be my best friend.
Because then.
Because I was gonna say that Iwould wish for Taylor Swift to go
on tour again, but then Iwouldn't have enough money to go
on her tour.
But then I would wish to haveenough money.
But then what if she didn't goon tour again?
So if I'm her best friend,then I can encourage her to go on
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tour again.
And she'll also give me free tickets.
Yeah, and she's also, like, myfavorite person, so that's also a
bonus, right?
Yes.
Yes.
This is.
I don't know how you gonnaWeave Taylor Swift into this.
But if you could permanentlyremove one insect from the world,
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what would it be?
I would remove all of them because.
All of them?
No, just one.
I'm trying to cheese at Luckney.
Let's see.
Okay, so do I have.
I'm not gonna make this oneTaylor circulated because I can't.
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I would remove.
This is really hard because Ijust want to get rid of all of them.
You gotta pick.
It's basic.
If I say mosquitoes.
Is it.
It's basic.
That's what everyone's gonna say.
I hate all of them.
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Well, cockroaches, that's.
But they're out, so you'regetting rid of cockroaches.
Okay.
They serve no purpose.
They.
They're nasty.
Okay.
I don't hate mosquitoes as much.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, they're not small andthey don't crunch when you kill them.
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So they're not crunchy, whichmakes me a little more comfortable
with them.
And they're like, tiny.
Yeah, but they do bite you.
Cockroaches don't bite.
Yeah, but cockroaches.
I'm not gonna scream if I see him.
That's a lot.
Actually.
I will scream if I seemosquito, But I will, like, jump
out of the window if I see a cockroach.
Okay.
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That's like an immediate no.
That's your answer?
Yeah.
If you could change one thingabout your childhood, what would
it be?
You can't wish for new parents.
Get rid of my parents.
I would get rid of them.
You can't wish for new parents.
I would.
I wished I would have startedmy masturbation process earlier because
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right now we're looking atlike, 16.
Okay, that's not early enough.
I should have started when Iwas like 8 because then I could have
been out already.
But I don't know.
What if you know what you'retalking about.
But isn't it age related?
You can't just petition whenyou're eight and they give you a
time limit.
Like, oh, because you startedit early.
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We give you four years and youcan be emancipated at 12.
You have to be an adult.
I think you have to be a legal adult.
But then it's not emancipation.
Then you're allowed to leave.
Oh, I guess you're right.
What are the rules?
How.
I'll get back to you on that one.
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Okay, so that's the.
No, but seriously, if youchange one thing about your childhood,
seriously, I think it wouldprobably be just to see more Taylor
Swift shows.
Yeah, I would have gotten ridof you and replaced you with a better
dad.
Who was more excited to get meMiami tickets to get you.
I could have gotten to see thegold bodysuit live in person.
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That.
And, you know, you took thataway from me.
So.
I will never, never forgive you.
Never, never.
Holy wow.
You actually sound very serious.
Look at what a good job I did.
Okay.
If you could suddenly possessan artist, an extraordinary artistic
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talent, I would be like PETA.
And I would like to be able tofrost cakes.
Frost cakes.
Really good cake frosting.
Does it have to wait?
But there are so manydifferent artistic talents.
I would like to be able to.
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I don't know.
What are you doing?
No, it's.
Why are you holding your phoneup like that?
I'm just looking at it.
I would like to be able tomake pretty cakes.
Okay.
And, like, big, pretty things.
You probably already can do that.
No, but they're not, like,pretty enough.
Okay.
They're not like, PETA.
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PETA level.
All I think about is theHunger Games and Taylor Swift.
My.
That's my vocabulary.
Hunger Games, PETA.
Taylor Swift, Reputation,Clownelia Street, Katniss, the only
walking J.
Everything.
Oh, my God.
All the words.
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All the words in the Hunger Games.
Those are the only words I know.
Good thing they're long books.
There's a lot of words in there.
Long books at all.
Dad, they're short.
They're like 350 pages.
Well, the first ones, but theyget longer.
Except for Sundays on the day.
We're getting off topic, dad.
What was the question?
I don't know.
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Oh, artistic talent.
If you had a superpower, whatwould it be?
I would like to be able tocontrol people's minds.
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Because then I would win theHunger Games and I would be able
to Taylor Delight.
And then I'd also convince Taylor.
Then I could also convince,like, who's the more.
Then I can also get.
I'm like.
I'm like.
My superpower was gaslighting.
You wish your superpower was gaslighting.
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So, first of all, the HungerGames are not real.
You don't need a superpower.
I have a question for you, Dad.
I have a question.
If the Hungry Games are real,would you watch them?
I would.
You would?
I'd be so excited, too.
That's messed up.
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I think.
I probably wouldn't.
Why, Taranto?
You want to watch people killpeople when we watch the Hunger Games
movie?
What's the difference?
Because it's not real.
We took a quiz.
We're both District 4, right?
Wait, no.
Are we District 3 or District 4?
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They all suck.
Okay, hang on a second.
So your superpower iscontrolling people's minds?
Controlling people's lives.
People into giving me theirTaylor Swift tickets.
I could also gaslight people.
And I could also gaslight myfellow Tributes into letting me win.
By killing them?
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By getting them on my side andthen killing them.
I don't think you're getting this.
Why?
Because the Hunger Games arenot real.
That's what you're missing.
Okay, fine.
And then I can also.
I can get everything I want.
Wait a minute.
I just figured out the bestsuperpower profession.
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It's like gaslighting.
My superpower is gaslighting.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a good superpower.
Yeah, but let's not call it gaslighting.
Because then they'll realizeand they'll, like, not listen to
me.
I know you don't want to get canceled.
Yeah.
If you lose trouble.
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Okay.
Have you lost it?
Yeah, go.
If you were given one hour tospend an unlimited amount of money
in any store in the world,which one would it be?
Oh, wait a minute.
I thought I was gonna have totell them everything I was gonna
buy.
I would spend it on Ticketmaster.
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No, I'm kidding.
Cuz then, like, what if it's,like, not on the right day and Taylor's
not on tour?
No, I would choose.
I guess this has to be a real store.
A Ticketmaster doesn't count.
Is Amazon a store does that?
No, but nothing's on Amazon.
Well, there's a lot of stuffon Amazon.
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I only have an hour.
That's not enough.
Yeah, I guess Amazon doesn't count.
It has to be a store.
You have to limit yourself toa store that actually exists in physical
space, because Amazon just has everything.
I know what I'm gonna do.
Maybe.
Maybe Walmart or Target or something.
Barnes and Noble.
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Okay.
All the books I want.
And then I can also get Legosand then all the books.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I choose Barnes and Noble.
I choose.
Are you sticking with that answer?
Yes, I am.
Okay, I'll get all my Taylor magazines.
I only have an hour.
But that's, like, not a problem.
Because if I have unlimitedmoney to spend, then I don't need
to even see what the book is about.
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I'll just take.
I'll just, like, swipe themall off the shelf.
Yeah, well, there used to beold shows.
There's still shows like thatwhere they do shopping sprees and
they give you a cart andwhatever you can.
Oh, Mr.
Beast.
Yeah, they used to do that inToys R Us.
And whatever you can hold,anything you can fit in your cart.
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And then it was also timed.
You had to get across thefinish line.
Mr.
Beast did.
But it was like, anything youcan, like, hold, like, whatever you
can hold.
But if, like, you dropsomething, you don't get to keep
anything.
And you would do it to, like,these, like, poor little, like, three
year olds that were, like.
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It's like, cruel.
They don't understand that thegame is just to find.
Like, instead of trying to getas much as they can, just try to
get one.
A couple of things and just win.
If you had to choose.
If you had to choose the titleof your autobiography, what would
it be?
Taylor Swift.
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It can't be Taylor Swift.
Can I not name it after someone?
You can't even enter someone.
Especially a person who existsliving by Taylor Swift.
What if you had.
That's actually an interesting idea.
What if you had fangirl the.
The Rules of Life by TaylorSwift and it was just things from
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her.
Songs, like, all lyrics.
Life.
It had to be lyrics.
Posters that say that.
Yeah.
Never take advice from someone who.
There you go.
There's one.
I wander through these nightsI prefer hiding in plain sight My
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fourth drink in my hand thesedesperate prayers of a cursed land
Spell it out to you for free.
Be careful singing too much ofthe song because I think they.
They block it if you.
But they sound bad, so it's fine.
They won't even able to.
They won't be able torecognize if.
You sing too much of the song.
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Okay, I.
I didn't see you get.
Into, like, a copyright issue.
I'm not gonna get copyrighted.
Guys.
If you could eliminate one season.
Summer.
No, summer.
Summer.
But, like, I still want summer break.
Mm, no, no.
(17:24):
If you.
Wait, can you read thequestion again?
Just eliminate one season.
Can you read it, though?
If you could eliminate oneseason permanently.
If I could.
Would it be.
If I could.
But I choose not to.
If you could.
So you choose not to.
Any seasons.
You just keep all the seasons,like, all too well.
(17:46):
Why?
Like August.
August all too well.
Is that what the name.
The seasons have no more namesto you anymore.
They're just songs.
Folklore.
Evermore.
Those are not songs.
Well, Evermore is a song, butthose are seasons, right?
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Evermore's fall.
No.
I don't know.
Folklore is fall, then.
No, one of them's winter.
Evermore's like fall.
Winter.
And folklore is like summer.
Spring.
Although Taylor said that is.
It was like winter.
And I Don't know what Taylor said.
I'm going by the.
To me, it's summer.
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Oh, it's summery.
Wintery.
To me, they're both folly.
I guess it's just the album cover.
How is the album color coverof Folklore Fall?
Because it's so gray.
It's gray.
Fall is wintry.
Winter is.
Fall and winter are not the same.
Dad, they're close.
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No, they're not.
Oh.
Are summer and fall close?
No.
If you could unlearn onething, you know, what would it be?
I would unlearn.
That's a hard question.
I know so many things.
I'm that smart, Guys.
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I would unlearn.
I would unlearn the Hunger Games.
What is it?
So you could experience itagain from scratch.
That's not bad.
But it isn't already.
No, I didn't already, actually.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's what I choose.
(19:35):
You're choosing Unlearn?
That's what I choose.
Okay.
You wouldn't unlearn TaylorSwift so you could listen to all
of her stuff for the firsttime again?
No, because what if I.
What if I change and I don'tlike it?
What if I'm, like, no, butthat's, like, not possible.
I'm just scared.
It's sacrilegious.
This is getting too much for me.
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This is getting real.
It just got real.
If you could be invisible forone hour, where would you go and
what would you do?
Only an hour.
One hour for the rest of my life.
You want to be invisible forthe rest of your life?
It's not enough to go find Taylor.
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You don't need to be invisibleto find her.
I would say sneak on a planeto the Hunger Games theme park in,
like, Tokyo.
Is there one?
I think so.
Oh, that's cool.
But it's, like, in.
It's not in our country.
It's, like, far, far away.
It's far, far away.
I didn't realize.
(20:40):
That's kind of cool, though.
They actually have a HungerGames theme park.
Yeah, but it's, like, kind ofboring, I think.
Yeah.
There's, like, only, like.
Okay, I changed my mind,actually, because that sounds boring.
I would.
Oh, can I steal things?
Would they just, like, see floating.
You could be invisible.
(21:01):
It doesn't say you can or.
It doesn't say what you can orcan't do.
Although I would say, are they gonna.
Like, see me stealing things?
They're gonna see thingsmoving around, floating through the
air.
I would.
I would just say.
The question is, literally, ifyou could be invisible for one hour.
Where would you go and whatwould you do but use your morality
to guide your answer.
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Okay, wait.
I choose.
I don't know.
I don't really want to do that.
I don't.
I feel like an hour is not enough.
So there's nothing exciting Ican do.
What are.
You just ran through target screaming.
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You could.
The cool thing about that isthat you could do it visible or invisible.
What?
Yeah, you're invisible, butpeople would still hear you.
That's what I want to do.
I want to run through targetscreaming naked.
(22:09):
Nobody would know either way.
Only you would know.
What if my time limit runs up?
You'll be screwed.
I'll leave the world the sameway it came into it.
To shoot me.
It's a crime.
It is a crime, but I don'tthink it's a punishable.
(22:29):
I don't do public execution.
I don't think.
Not in New York.
You're in.
You're thinking about 100 days.
Yeah.
This is not a.
That's not a crime.
That's not one of the death crimes.
Poaching in the capital'swoods is.
(22:50):
But Gail wasn't even doing that.
And he got whipped.
He got whipped.
Are they gonna cancel me?
No.
So if you won the lottery.
Taylor Swift.
I'd go see Taylor Swift.
But wait, how much did I win?
Only 100 bucks.
Yeah.
(23:10):
Cause like, you can win, like,you could, like, do like a scratch
off and win, like $2.
So could you win, like, the big.
You would buy a Twix.
I buy Twix.
Do I have to get.
What if you won the big bucks?
The big bucks.
I think that's the implied.
I would fly away.
(23:40):
You didn't win wigs or theability to fly.
You just want.
You just.
You just won money, that's all.
You didn't win the ability tofly on a private chat.
No, I buy myself a house in on.
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I would buy myself a house.
Where?
Cape Cod.
Nice.
Cape Cod's a good choice.
And then I would fly from CapeCod to Taylor Swift, and I'd go see
Taylor Swift.
Perfect.
If you could steal one thingother than money without being caught,
(24:27):
what would it be?
Someone's Taylor Swift tickets.
Okay.
Some other poor fan.
Yeah.
Who was really looking forwardto going to see Taylor.
No, wait.
Now you make me feel bad.
I would steal someone's.
(24:49):
Oh, I know.
Okay.
I'm gonna steal someone'shelicopter because then I'll parachute
down into the concert and I'llland on the stage with.
Have you seen that video?
People parachuting into, like,the football game.
Yeah, yeah, people.
It was like me on my way toTaylor Swift concert.
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That's fun.
What are you doing?
Why are you like.
Are you sp.
No, I'm not, but this is still good.
This is satisfying.
Do you see your pain?
Do you see paint?
Do you think you're actually painting?
Get it out of your mouth.
I use that.
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If you were in the circus.
I'm pretending it's a cigarette.
You're sucking on it.
If you were in the circus,what would you do?
I would sing every single oneof Taylor's songs.
That would be my act.
I would reenact the HungerGames alone.
I'd, like, pretend to be each tribute.
What?
Dad, that's what I do.
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Wall.
I pretend to be the tribute'swall singing.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What was even the question?
If you were in the circus, youwould pretend to be something.
Have you.
I reenact the Hunger Games alone.
So I'd be, like, switching inbetween each, like, tribute.
I've got an idea.
(26:17):
What?
No, that's my.
I like my idea.
No.
Well, it's a card.
It's.
It's a.
It's sort of like a yes andyeah idea based upon your idea.
What if you did have a TaylorSwift themed Hunger Games?
And what would that look like?
Who would the.
The tr.
What if the tributes werecharacters from this holiday house?
(26:42):
Yes.
Hang on.
It would be in her house.
What if they died every.
What if they died?
Dogs.
Key lime green.
Those were the mutts.
And those are the mutts.
Wait a minute.
No, but there are more than that.
There are more mutts than just one.
They're butterflies.
Like in Haymitch's games.
Like in some ways on the.
Okay, so blue butterflies.
I know.
There are more mutts.
(27:02):
Snakes.
Snakes.
A big old snake.
And Taylor is the ultimate boss.
She's, like, kills everybodyin the end.
Boss in any of the things thetribute supposed to kill each other.
Dad, don't you get the pointof the game, right?
The capital doesn't like it ifthey're not killing each other.
Seagulls.
Seagulls.
(27:22):
Deadly seagulls.
No, like in Mace.
Like how Maisley died.
You wanna have.
She died.
The big birds with, like, thebig long beaks.
The pink birds, they, like,stabbed her throat and she died.
What?
Pink birds have big long beaks.
They're mud stad.
They don't actually exist.
(27:43):
Why are you painting them?
This is satisfying, but it'skind of not.
I'm being really mean.
If you could ensure that yourchild has one experience that you
had, what would it be?
Going to see?
Taylor Swift.
(28:04):
Reputation, lover.
If you could be.
If you could be a guest on anytalk show, which one would it be?
I know, I know.
You're the host of your owntalk show.
(28:25):
I know, I know, I know.
I would like to.
Well, it's technically notreally like a talk show, but.
Caesar Flickerman.
I would like to talk to him.
I would like to be.
So, like, technically, I wouldhave to be a tribute to do that,
so.
Which means I'd probably die,but it's fine.
I would like to talk to him.
You think it'd be worth it?
Yes.
(28:47):
Scared me.
That scared me.
Dad, I'm Caesar Flickerman.
I want to see his suit.
If you could get a tattoo,what would you get?
Oh, this is a good one.
Okay.
Can I get two tattoos.
(29:09):
For purpose of this show?
Yes.
Okay, so I would get a Hunger.
Games tattoo and a TaylorSwift tattoo.
Yeah.
So I get a Mockingjay.
Oh, nice.
Mockingjay is pretty good.
It's a little basic, though.
Oh.
Katniss.
The name, Katniss.
(29:29):
No, the plant.
Oh.
Or primrose.
Oh, nice.
Or I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I thought you said Katniss was like.
It's a root.
It's a root vegetable.
But it's like, not.
But it's like, it grows in water.
It's a plant.
(29:49):
Okay, go ahead.
What's your idea?
I know, I know, I know.
Ruse.
No, I actually don't.
Like, is Katniss real?
I'm saying, is it.
Is the plant.
Is it a real plant?
The.
The leaves look like arrowheads.
And that's.
Does it.
Is it real or is it just a figment?
Is it, like a fictional plantmade up for the book?
(30:12):
Hold on.
I think it's.
Maybe you should launch a pod.
It's called Sagittaria.
That's, like, the scientificname for it.
We should watch that.
That movie Battle Royale.
Okay, so I don't know if itactually exists, but, like, that's
what it would look like.
That's like, what?
Like, the leaves look like.
(30:33):
They look like arrowheads, andit's like a root that grows in water.
Okay, what was your second tattoo?
A Taylor Swift lyric?
I don't know.
Which one.
All of them.
Her entire discography.
Oh, my arm.
It's a lot.
(30:54):
Yeah, it actually exists.
It's called Sagittarius.
So this is what it looks like.
Oh, because.
Ooh.
Because her dad told herbefore he died, if you can find yourself
(31:21):
like you're never.
You'll never starve becauseyou can eat Katniss.
Oh, the root.
Yeah.
Not Katniss.
Wait.
Okay.
Then my second tattoo, I'd geta telosa.
Theoretic.
I think I would get.
(31:44):
Wait, I think I know what Iwould get.
No, I'd have to really thinkthat through.
I'd probably get multiple.
I would get my one and only.
My lifeline.
And then I could get.
No, that's actually really cringy.
(32:04):
But from dress.
Or hold on to the memories,they'll hold on to you.
Cuz I did that for my yearbook quote.
Oh, that's not bad.
I don't know all of them.
That's not.
The second one is not bad.
(32:25):
10.
Last question.
What if you had to pickanything as a prize to put in a breakfast
cereal?
Do you know that breakfastcereals used to have prizes in.
Yeah, it's like Alan's.
Do they still have them?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Is that what it's called?
Alexander.
I put two Taylor Swift tickets.
(32:46):
And the hunk and theMockingjay pin.
Final answer?
Final answer.
Good.
Final answer.
Okay, that was good.
I think we're done.
Are there normal?
Are there.
Are there nor more there?
Normar.
They're normar.
Nope.
(33:06):
I told Nanny that I'd sent hera picture of my lip palm terms.
My 1.
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